umchickens edish
cymru
>between 1957 and 2005, chickens increased in weight by 3.25% annually>at this rate, we should expect chickens to weigh 88kg (194lbs) by the year 2100
>come off it rorke mate
if rorke had his way we’d all need to wear tweed suits and eat beans on toast all day
omds look at the quotes and replies to this xeethttps://x.com/callumwatkins24/status/2055653702984253820
cheers
>>221570230how did they find a chicken from 1957 that's still alive?
>>221570260no
i fibbed in the last threadi weighed 26 stone but now i'm down to 21.5 stone x
>>221570260i’m a celtic fan myself and can’t even be arsed logging into x to read thisjust politics arguing from normies
i deleted my x account and use bluesky instead
>>221570281>dashingcan tell an american made this tweet
>>221570255i'd ban everything stereotypically british if i were kingno baked beans, tea will be phased out in favor of coffee, no more unnecessary letters in words
>>221570304that’s not how it works
if i were PM, the first thing i would do is airdrop the biomass over deepest darkest africa
>>221570249yet when they label it a large chicken it doesn't look like one
>>221570294thanks that means a lot to me
*oppresses the welsh*
the only fucking i do is by the government
Harry James Potter, date of birth, July 31st, nineteen-eighty. Hogwarts Student, fourth year.
Why do brits talk like fags? Y'all talk like your ready for an ass poundin
>>221570357The welsh response:>Llllyyyygygygygmynllywygvyvyvgvyh
>>221570367FOY
>>221570367vpn off
the psychosexual function of the monarchy in the british subconscious
you guys realise many young immigrants are just like yous?
>>221570388depressed lonely hideious smelly incel freaks?
>>221570294Just added you I'm Daddy4Youngers
>>221570388so how many you got in your house?
>>221570388yeah a buddy of mine moved from wisconsin to minnesota
Think someone's having a barney outside. Saw a van with blue flashing lights too. Dunno what that's about.
might meddle in the affairs or ireland later on
getting to that hour in the day where the ghouls jump out and attack me
>having a barney outside
asteroid the size of your mom passing by soon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fFE3kZi_Vz8>18k wasted on that buuuuulshieet
pausing the podcast to imagine what i would say
>>221570466What does it mean "to Ireland"?
fucking insane there like 7.7 billion side characters out there living in joke side character countries. Imagine living in a nation with 0 nukes and no major films
getting more mentally ill
>>221570537i meant "meddle in the affairs OF ireland" but i am a cackhanded mong
>>221570555do photobiomodulation therapy
>>221570552don't insult the sultan of brunei like that
EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move
>>221570552It's actually pretty comfy here
was having some cousin toil and momstein entered the room while I had a massive boner and wasnt trying to hide at all due to cousin toil
Fuck this nigger ZOG world i live in!
mumberg doesn't let me anywhere near the nieces and nephews, if she thinks im such a monster why doesn't she just kill me already
>>221570608>no tits
>>221570532scr
>>221570585I have no doubt it's comfy but it's just mindboggling how theres so many of you, with a thorough understanding of English, obsession with American politics, media, mythology. The wild west and 50's americana with a seat in your heart nearer than your own foundational aesthetics and past.
>>221570618I like a smol bob big ass combo
Mummy got me some zyn pouches but i bought some earlier todayNow i have two She also got me an energy drink
>>221570615none of my family talks to me because of what I did at my nieces birthday two years ago. even my cousins i never see some how know about it kek
>>221570628the aj applegate
can you join a gang at 30?
>>221570636
You must not know bout meYou must not know bout me
I wanna put my dick in a white girls big fat ass!
>>221570585Bulgaria is one of the poorest countries in Europe.
>>221570624it is what it is, now it's your time, don't fuck it up />>221570641whomst?
>>221570633very nice caden now run along while i dig your moms guts out with spaff pipe
The names cadenCaden alenko
>>221570636What did you do?
>>221570651
do not scratch your eyes the mets have just banged in a quickfire double to lead five two as we head into the sixth
When i get a new gf im going fuck her in her ass and eat her pussy a lot
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Rorke as a man just fucking plummeted.
>>221570670Don't you remember the prophecy of Baba Vanga? Great calamity shall unfold in our lifetime
>>221570678hell yeah brother
winston from overwatch
223 days until Christmas
>>221570686Which one, she said a lot of things.
reckon all the girls i went to school with all have kids (multiples even)
>>221570373Nothing worse than a yank who thinks he can join in. Fuck off
>>221570683It was an off color remark, it was highly inappropriate. If you want i can mute rorke for 10 minutes, but a 3 day ban? No way
cartnite and a Juno wank is calling to me like a siren
oh moons
Seriously, the next girl i have sex with i will be putting my dick in her ass even if she doesnt like it. I wont be using lube either.
his fuckin coach turned into a pumpkin
>>221570700on of my exes from hs just had her first kid last year, kind of offended she didn't invite me to the wedding, we were friends for years after
jesse bames and the coward rorke who shot him
Off for an incel walk
4chan is just green reddit
>>221570704screaming
would love to spaff on her face
Going to build an all noctua PC
thoughts on Simon Jordan?
>>221570781Top lad proper clobber
>>221570704crack him good
im an nyu film graduate SUCKAH
Caught a fish yesterday
>>221570800corrrrrrrrr
>>221570805lovely fish that well donebet that proper hurts his face
bames joyce
>>221570823that ting is dead nigga
>>221570805Nice, I've never had catfish. Is it tasty?
which one should I get for my birthday lads
>>221570846They're called polliwogs here and yes they are good deep fried
>>221570851There's no way. >>221570860I'm watching this guy on Youtube that says "Deli Shoes" he always catches catfish and fries them, looks tasty. But he catches white ones with some blue, guess different type of catfish.
Need anal sex with a white woman with a huge ass right now
>>221570878how are your countrymen reacting to your great victory?think it's the first thing bulgaria's ever won - in anything
>>221570891bust inside
>>221570894I don't know, it's 4:30 am here. My mom was happy. /balk/ is rejoicing. I'm surprised so many other countries are happy about this. Should have placed a bet just for the lolz.
Mad how korea and ireland are still divided between north and south
>>221570851
>>221570953the proverbial incelcommandcenter
how can a chair cost 25k?
>>221570978trumps tariffs
>>221570948Your fault btw
uk police are dickheadshttps://x.com/scotsunsport/status/2055725681808421342
you think you know me
everything's actualy fine and good
Me mammy taught me never trust no police man
>>221571005
Im getting paid right now
>>221571072ok
>>221571005cat looks like a black american womandon't know why
Goodnight team. See you all tomorrow for another great day
>>221570805fucking hell cruel
“Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl."But the gods plainly do exist," said a priest."It Is Not Evident."A bolt of lightning lanced down through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet."I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument," said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.”
Just went to /gif/Utter pathetic shithole it was
>>221571095fat
>>221571111an entire board ruined by black obsessed cuck fetishists and/or /pol/mongs pretending to be black obsessed cuck fetishists
>>221570263neil's dad on a mad one
>>221571125That goes for all of 4chan tbqhwy
listening to radioheaddreaming of a total aryan victory
>>221571125>>221571111mad how at one point it wasn't just a porn board with some gore sprinkled in
>>221571111you can tell there is a long running discord troon raid because they keep changing the titles of their faggot threads to avoid filters
sc
>>221570249if you ever seen the farms loads of the chickens physically cannot support their own weight and get gait issues and deformed spinesits all quite grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLvqxwhZvQ8Experiencing African American culture
>>221571072avg human eat at least 2.5 cats per year in your sleep scientists say
>>221571125one and the same
>>221571176Is it jigaboo jazz?
>>221571183could just click the link and find out it takes like 2 seconds max
>>221571189I shan't
fuck me i wish i was rich
In my "desperately suicidal lonely broken damaged freak but like in a kinda cool way" arc
>>221571193yh sametoo mentally to care
tim dillon is in the uki NEED to meet him
My goal is to have 30,000 saved up by the end of the yearI have 26k now
how do you cope being sub 180cm
>>221571260im 181cm barefoot funny enoughemperor of manlets
>>221571260become a twink or femboy
The anti-Catholic sentiment coming out of the UK tonight is quite something. This is latent Hibernophobia being dressed up as a reaction to a football game
>>221571193mad that this could be fixed with the right woman by your side but it looks like that’s not going to happen anytime soon!
im off to /cum/
>>221571287reminder celtic covered up a paedo sex ring for decades
Dripping hot candlewax on my bollocks
I've had a girl suck on my bollocks beforeIt was nice
they should have homer die of a heart attack to end the show
americans get so mad when you tell them you don't hate black people
>>221571348only after strangling bart one last time (this time to death)
>>221571361doubting whether this is even a real picture im looking at
>png.jpg
Just remembered that 20% of the country are first generation immigrants from Nigeria, Somalia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc, etc... And over 50% if you consider specific cities and towns - London, Birmingham, Leicester, Bradford, etc...There are parts of Bradford and Dewsbury that are 0% white and 90%+ Muslim Pakistani...
>>221571393realistic bart nigger
>>221571398if they give you any trouble just clobber em mate
the ummah kingdom
>>221571398Arent all pakistans muslim tho
>>221571398better than atheists
how do they actually get in the country tho? like its not all smallboatsand why cant i just fuck off to toany country i want? id happily work for pennies in the us or nz or australia
>>221571428Just googled it and apparently Pakistan is 96.5% Muslim, 2.17% Hindu, 1.37% Christian, 0.11% other...
>>221571361jesus f what is diss drivel
>>221571430Yes we get it you believe in fairy tales from 3000 years ago and want a matching barbarian society, now let the adults have a conversation about reality in peace.
>>221571438classified offshore biomass distilleries
>>221571438Mostly it's university students, NHS and care home workers, and then after they've been here for a couple years they find some loophole in the law to allow their entire extended family to come join them here.
>>221571275that's already made it with shoes you're 6ftKing of manlets is 5'10ft
Phone is at 15% battery now Need to charge it but can't be arsed
>>221571301cope
>>221571221he is the goat
>>221571398>Nigeria, Somaliaboth these groups are fucking tiny. Black people/africans are literally less than 3% of UK population even when you add the mixed population (not including afro-Caribeans mixes)you are however 100% right about pakis, afghans, jeets, arabs etc browns are your issue. Not black people
>>221570230tfw no british gf..
been posting on brit for years but this is the first time doing it truly off my faceeverything is very weirdwe are all weird but in different flavours aren't we2deep4u
I love to have a beer with DuncanI love to have a beer with DunkWe drink in moderationAnd never ever get rolling drunkWe drink at the town and countryWhere the atmosphere is greatI love to have a beer with DuncanBecause Duncan's me mate
New >>221571407
>>221571540duncan my tender plums in your coffee while you arent looking
rorke after swallowing half a diazepam his mam left for him >>221571527
on the gay porn
ENOUGH
>>221571586post your favourite gay choons https://youtu.be/tyYwOEKKcZc?list=RDtyYwOEKKcZc
Business idea: pretend to crowdsource a hantavirus vaccine so the idiots throw money at me
>>221571632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7YIxsuNVpk
>>221571663just seen you lot won the eurovision i'm happy for youdid israel try to rig it again
>>221571673thanks lad, I was very surprised
I've really made it lads.It's the big one.Everything gets tied together. All of it. Everything.You can feel any which way about many things and have many different things happening but you can walk down the street with a smile on your face as long as you know that you have this.
>>221571663yh that's pretty gay
tears in my eyes we’re really getting our country back OHHHH TOMMMY TOMMMYYhttps://x.com/CordierAlice2/status/2055582369986249108
>>221571696such a good chune
>>221571663choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf421JsG004
>>221571706i demand you delete this picture of me right now!!!!
>>221571707based israeli asset
>>221570388Reformongs have never met a single immigrant, they all live in 98.5% white Shitterton-upon-Arseburn seaside towns.
>>221570953my office chair at toil
stephen yaxley lennon's mission is to divert nationalist sentiment into support for zionism
peng ting
>>221571729banger, not sure if they had better writers/composers back then or i'm getting uncd
>>221571772Darinka is pengarang
>>221571809new raccoonfu in town
leftypol has never met a single immigrant, they all live in 98.5% white Tarq-Upon-Twat uni towns
my life is so grim :'(
I think I'm cumming, /brit//brit/ I'm cumming, cumming!!
What, what, what, what... [8x]Bada, bada, badadada [8x]I'm gonna pop some tagsOnly got twenty dollars in my pocketI - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-upThis is fucking awesomeNah, walk into the club like, "What up? I got a big cock!"I'm so pumped about some shit from the thrift shopIce on the fringe, it's so damn frostyThe people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."Rollin' in, hella deep, headed to the mezzanine,Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are greenDraped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to meProbably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly sheetsPissBut shit! It was ninety-nine cents! Bag itCoppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some complimentsPassin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' inBummy and grungy, fuck it, manI am stuntin' and flossin' andSavin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitchI'm a take your grandpa's style, I'm a take your grandpa's style,No, for real. Ask your grandpa. Can I have his hand-me-downs? Thank youVelour jumpsuit and some house slippersDookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboardI bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboardHello, hello, my ace man, my MelloJohn Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell noI could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell thoseThe sneaker heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"[2x]I'm gonna pop some tagsOnly got twenty dollars in my pocketI - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-upThis is fucking awesome
>>221571817But that simply isn't true is it rorke.
>>221571815I see she gained some weight...lovely
all of britain bows before london, the royal seat of powerprovincial mongs better learn their place
>>221571746But that simply isn't true is it leftypol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjoMQ9z_fp8
Just thought of a devious prank. Imagine breaking into people's houses early Christmas morning and putting presents in their home. Parents would freak out
>>221571923the ol' jonbenet ramsay special
>>221571913
>>221571942Forgot about that case
read about the ian watkins case againbig mistakehe should have been put against a wall swiftlyyou'd be hard pressed to find anyone who wouldn't pull the trigger
im 150 years old
>>221572004Reminds me of Eraserhead
>>221571575its all snakes mate bit worried
>>221572055snakes. Lots of snakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK7aQmdqCj8
Shagging someone's hole robbie
the elephant man but he's a poo seal humanoid who stinks up the circus whilst balancing a beach ball on his dome
mad how burial made all his tunes in ms paint
Why does everyone say "bye" twice when hanging up on the phone now swear people never used to do that
duh duh duh-cated wahm
Why is Malta suddenly popular now
>>221572073catberg is not snakes i found solace in her
>>221572160burial? burialgoods?
>>221572188i thought it always been a tax heaven and popular for rich pipo ? many billionaires from europe, asia and middle east own property there and their kids live there
>>221572228it's actually mainly students and poorfags that can't afford Spain going there to party now
>>22157219825 minutes lad get ready
>>221572252are you the castillian?
>>221572270i'm galician charnego
/brit/ do you think Rupert Lowe is compromised or actually genuine about his agenda
>>221572260going to listen to a nice space documentary to make that idea go away
>>221572161I say it loads of times like bye bye byebye bye bye byebye*hangs up*
>>221572327link me a god one
>>221572335this channel called Astrum came up i assume its total slop but i am vegetising now
>>22157236015 minutes now better be ready for it
it is 4:40am and I am thinking about the toilfu
https://youtu.be/LPD8ed5uco8
>>221572374and how must i prepare
>>221572299fuck knows
>>221572419board up your windows turn off your gas and electricity and hide in the innermost section of your house before it arrives
what drugs have you guys done? I've done everything from heroin to lsd
ktim
I'm a hard right fascist but i think starmer is basically doing an ok job and I'd rather have him than a faux nationalist reform government
>>221572465alcoholnicotinecannabiscocaineshroomsuhh....that's it
>>221572299What would you consider to be compromised?
>>221572493Being beholden to elites or special interest groups
>>221572465escitalopramfluoxetineriperidoneethanolcannabispsilocybin
https://youtu.be/IBv8Q6xJp84
life aint shit but a fat vagina
>>221572490not bad which is your fav?>>221572516i need to try psilocybin, how was it
>>221572510Well I believe he has received a donation by Musk, I think Musk on twitter has endorsed Rupert. Also Charlie Downes one of the closest people to him comes from the New Culture Forum you can check them out on YouTube and they're pro-Israel although Downes online says he's ambivalent to these things. They're a little suspicious but who knows. Also Downes is publicly Catholic which is untrustworthy
rectum mucous on the pc chair again
>>221572299no one in britain knows who rupert lowe is, you live in a twitter bubble
>>221572531I lay in bed and saw kaleidoscope-like patterns in the light passing through the window. Then I became very sad and had rapid thoughts about how lonely I am and how much time I have spent alone.
>>221572299the only thing i know about rupert lowe is that my friend from the uk hates him for ruining his football club kek
really pretty for one of those
Fuck this faggot reality
just winced at that time i was chatting to a girl in a bar who was obviosuly into me and i shook her hand and walked away
how do i justify my racism if i find some black women attractive? does that mean im a fake racist?
https://youtu.be/S-eBJagUF9Y
>>221572531weed probably, shrooms a close secondI'm too much of a laid back introvert to enjoy party drugs
>>221572594>shook her hand and walked awayscre
>>221572594got a good 5 or 6 examples of me having cute girls into me and doing exactly nothing about it, I find it's best not to dwell on it too much
5 hours until I can purchase the croissants
>>221570921>balk is rejoicing.why do you lie on the internet?>I'm surprised so many other countries are happy about this. anti is real vote .... her win was anti schematic (unironically)go back to redid
>>221572684I can't seal the deal, the closest I've come I was getting a taxi back twice with 2 different girls on 2 different who called it off as soon as we landed
>>221572780Is this actually from the rally yesterday?
>>221572780but he literally did get away with it thoughbeit
The spirit of Antichrist, says that Jesus said we should love everybody, even if the bible condemns the lifestyle, we should condone it and not condemn it, because Jesus is love. This is the spirit of Antichrist which is the spirit of the age.
>>221572784you're not coming on strong enough. You need to be flirting and touching them and complimenting them and getting close otherwise they're gonna quickly assume you're not into them and move on
I am alone on this barren earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=681j5hocck
>>221572797it's very clearly photoshopped m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=681j5hocckUBastarding links
>>221572779i don't think he's a real bulgarian, he's been sleazing around here for months, probably one of the locals playing a new character
>>221572896many such cases
>>221572465weedshroomsbenzosketaminecocaineheroin
prefer downer drugs because when you do uppers you ultimately always end up needing downers in order to come down without wanting to kill yourself
might do some exercisethen againmight not
mad how the government made bitcoin and all the anti-government dullards bought it and shilled it
>>221573047a lot of those dullards got fabulously wealthy off it though, it gives me retrospective FOMO and makes me want to kill myself sometimes
burned me tits on the bbq
the chinese place keeps offering a buy one get one free deal on their chicken fried rice and until they stop i will keep taking advantage of it
>checked Japan's football league>literally all teams play in the southhuhwonder whyis the north like a desert jungle or summat
>>221573203you're telling me a chicken fried this rice?
Thinking of ordering a Chinese. Then shagging her arsehole robbie.
>>221573218godzilla roams the north
gay sex and that
little donkey resting napping in little bed cozy and tucked in so warm so comfy
>>221573395you just love to see it don't you
might go for a drive and get a mcmuffer, help take my mind off her for a bit
>>221573395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEYtrbIysfo
>>221573395x
>>221573443>>221573443
