Larry edish
the right sir honourable gentleman boris johnson
*Starts brewing the coffee* Anybody need a fresh cup?
think i've hurt my back a bit getting out the shower
>>221573458Actually hate coffee it tastes disgusting to me>>221573460unc
>>221573458*raises paw*
Heavy on the cinnamon this morning
right get the 'sages cooked
>>221573506oh it lush ain't it x
mister rorkeson… are you dippin in the chocolate??
Moving to Japan next month
I'm spiritually Japanese
>>221573625im a cat
i'm japanese monk material
Outside of the resort areas, the Bahamas are a shithole 3rd world country. Those bus rides to and from the airport drove by some rough neighborhoods. Glad I'm home.
>>221573644isn't that the case in loads of countries? The tourist areas are clean, picturesque and crime-free but the second you walk down the wrong side street you're into the ghettos?
I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
>>221573625so you like pajeets as japs do
>>221573506cinnamong
>>221573443Boris exhibits his pussy
>>221573727Fair play I suppose but the rough parts were well beyond what you'd see in the south side of Chicago. The (comparatively) normal looking parts looked about like the roughest parts of any American ghetto. Lots of razor wire everywhere.
I had a really bad day when I was in London over Summer, and ended up tearing up on the tube, and all the British people on the train looked like they wanted to kill me, the only people who were nice about it were a Dutch and Spanish woman on the tube
Lovely pale chest on tiny blonde
>>221573625good lad, get a job and get yourself to tokyo with us lad xx
>>221573854The Brits were right, I'm glad they don't tolerate faggotry there, you are a failed man if you genuinely cry as an adult. Why don't you just kill yourself already since you are so sad and too much of a pussy to fix your problems, loser?
Emma Watson stunk out the bog.
>>221573625Yamato spirit yeah?>>221573644what did you get up to while there and did you enjoy it? x
>>221573854it's against the law to cry on the tube
3 hours until I can buy the croissants
>>221573876why do you have the typing cadence of a ten year old whose parents just yelled at him
>>221573917>what did you get up to while thereWatched TV in the hotel room and drank in the casino.>did you enjoy it?I guess. A big headache all told.
forgot to put my stew in the fridge last night, reckon it will be ok to eat today?
>>221573963Why didn't you just go to a hotel in the US to do that
>>221573963why would you travel thousands of miles just to watch tv
extremely disturbing when someone looks white but then they end up having some wog name like Marius Dimitrescu or something
>U.K. Economy Accelerates to Outpace U.S.No no no no someone has to stop Starmer
>>221573460Would you like a massage
>>221573994doesnt disturb me, guess I'm made of stronger stuff idk :/
hi I'm marius dimitrescu, how you doing today fellow whites
>>221573982>>221573985I'm an agoraphobic autist with anxiety issues.
>>221573973I eat food that's just been left uncovered on a plate overnight all the time, never got ill. Yes there will be a film of bacteria on it but unless you've got the immune system of an AIDS patient it's not gonna do anything. Everyone's a weak germaphobic baby these days
>>221574020Hello there, I am from Tara Galilor and I am also a hwite fellow.
Dimitrescu that's the name of the tall bint from RE8 The Village
>>221574027ok but why waste the huge expense of a holiday if you already know you won't even leave the hotel? What's next on your list, gonna tour the scenic hotel lobbies of Eastern Europe?
>>221574054with big tatas
Amrican youtubers documenting their trip to London>We're trying the famous fish and chippies
I'm spiritually American
just turned on the 'puter, Sunday morning JAV wank on the cards
casting a spell on niggers
until world war 2 people wielded handguns always with one hand, and if you held it with two hands people would think you're a faggot
mad how big pitbull was at one point
>>221574183It's not mad that he was big though, if you took the 305 worldwide as he did you're obviously then going to be refereed to as mr worldwide due to your gargantuan accomplishmentAsk for money and get adviceask for advice, get money TWICE.
>>221574208shut up you fucking neek omds
raping my own arse into bolivian
just about mcfucking had it
tired as a tortoise in a triathlon
>>221574218how long do you think it'll take to undo all the damage he's done after he dies
>>221574251I refer you to this image: >>221574235
>>221573997Bet that little rat Burnham is scuttling around the back benches promising all and sundry to the scum in order to back his leadership bid. Increased bennies, scrap the 10-year ILR reforms. Truly grim. Hoping Starmer can stay the course. Big rorke but I quite like him it has to be said.
>>221573506get some date syrup to squirt on top (top secret do not steal)
oo oo ouchie ouchie OUCH!
if i was in the army and had to fight against black queens i don't think i could pull the trigger i could not obey that order, sir
best place to sell a bike?
>>221574306>KormaLmao fucking poof
toil in 5 hoursit not right
>>221574274Ages. The Democrats for some reason have their finger up their arse, I bet when they get in they'll make some small wins (like the passports) but ultimately will spend too much time in committees debating about what to do rather than just doing it.
>>221574274Depends. Cats out of the bag with the NATO shit and acting like benevolent peacekeepers, hopefully we go full naked empire and engulf the world in flames and loot thirdies instead of just being zogslaves. I'm optimistic.
Coffee is to be consumed black. If you put anything in it, anything at all, you are a giant screaming woofter
>>221574350cartoon brained fuckwit
any Socialists in?
>>221573443Larry obviously doesn't like Bozo the turk
niggers are an ectothermic species
>just having a jolly time with the lads
Republics over mategoing out with a bang x
>>221573470You don't like coffee? I should call the police on you. Who knows how many kittens eyes you have pricked in your bssement. You fucking bitch
>>221574396Heil
I want to become an Australian citizen
>>221574411Blud slep
>>221574316you're a good man>>221574403glassberg done him dirty>>221574416it's called being a true proper englishman, not that you'd know you stinky mick
spaniards are so lazy they just leave collapsed bridges for centuries
>>221574423>#unvaxxed>#neverforgetAnd then they were coming up with articles like "let's forgive and forget"
>>221574468La CIA did this o algo
mad how many niggas dont know what time it is
i wonder what's for Dinner
>>221574461I wouldn't be too proud of being a pasty bland shithead, why would I? Cover yourself today, don't get a sunburn fat boy.
im probably the only american who's spent time in hmp barlinnie
>>221574476Lol so true. The majority of humans are mindless cattle that can be manipulated into foaming at the mouth at their intellectual superiors, but then won't do it against the people that forced a pandemic onto them. Stupid and cowardly in one go.
>>221574543Put it in the icebox naziyankkk. In the case of the right, covid and the lockdowns were one of those instances where the broken clock is right twice in a day.
>>221574509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofbhkbk42Jc
'member when that ugly 5'3 jeet said he'd see charlie kirk in valhalla
>>221574498they need to buy a watch word up
>born too late to participate in a Gold Rush in Australia or Americahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victorian_gold_rushfuck this gay earth lads
>>221574579>We have the watch now brother, see you in valhalla
>>221574567I can't really expect someone from a failed state to understand. You're a museum with good food country, the Greeks.
>>221574599failed meme nation lol
>>221574538Oh yeh? Utter cockwomble wankmuffin
the worlds wokest cracker
'vfefe? yeah I'm sucking it
>>221574620I understand perfectly. It's you who needs to understand and get a clue
it's 8 o clock
>>221574698fact
>>221574665Get it annexed son>>221574698falsehood
They're watching
rorke's mam
>>221574691If you had stayed in Greece you would be a fry cook at the museum lol. Your customers would be from countries like United kingdom, ireland, Norway, United states. But you managed to sneak your brown ass into a white country, and suddenly you think you're going to enlightened the Irish.
>>221574713The eskimos WILL take the 50 year mortgageand they will thank us for it
best part of going to the gym is telling everyone
coffee is a runt's drink
best part of eating a bag of crisps is the salty n crunchy
>>221574327bike shop
>>221574316just want one
>>221574744I don't think he moved did it? Isn't it just a VPN?>>221574763honestly the American empire must encompass the entirety of South America too
*scuttles back under my tassimo*
>>221574799trve
>>221574359black coffee can sometimes hit right but no subsitute for a delicious milk and two sugars coffee
>>221574807Los Malvinas son Americanos
I am a runt
>>221574316The only thing I'd feel is recoil
rorkes got talent
>>221574811might as well just drink sugar at that point
Leftypol's mum running the school bake sale like Operation NimrodRorke's mum getting 20 Rothmans Kings on tick
>>221574853well i am drinking sugar. two teaspoons of it. and its delicious
im a conquistador
>>221574868how droll
im also a wild west cowboy and a 1920s gangster and a nazi and a roman
going to watch project hail maryx
>>221574924>im also a wild west cowboy and a 1920s gangsterwould be the plot of red dead redemption 3
>>221574932It's average
no spoilers pleasex
>>221574948it's ryan goslingit's me
>>221574786they dont buy them
>>221575006very cute
>>221574799Jfc this place
>>221575044i know
Did a very unpleasant poo just then. Felt like it came out sideways. Lots of wiping required.
Mental that MP's can just represent an area that they're not actually fromMental that you have Ministers running departments that they have no previous experience inCrazy world jah bless
>>221575065i feel his pain
Why is “the sale of alcohol prohibited at this time”? I’m an adult, with ID, in my home
>sambuca
>>221575127Call to prayer at 9
>>221575127disgusting drunk bum, need a good kicking you do, get you straightend out
>>221575127alri elton
>Deliverooing sambuca to your gaff at 8:30am on a Sunday
>>221575160bank holiday tomorrow mate
>>221575127are you the same grim alkie that ended up begging some jeet bossman to sell you a can of lager
>>221575140Sambuca will get you wasted fast
I keep saying it, but the US needs to annex The Bahamas and append them to Florida. It should also invade Baja California, which should rightfully belong to America.
>>221575178Absolutely true
>>221575178I've just checked the archives and you've never said this before
>>221575178Trump will seize them if there's a massive oil discovery or their leaders refuse to support Israel
>>221575165Fuck you for making me check
Never hear from that Maduro any more do you wonder what the scamp is up to haha x
>>221575178Do you keep saying it though? How often have you said these inane ramblings before?
America CRIES OUT for more clay, new frontiers...
>>221575191>>221575216Well, I may have phrased it differently but I've said it at least 5 or 6 times in both /brit/ and /cum/ but nobody will listen to me.Even the /cum/lings disagreed and thought I was insane, but I just want what's best for the great nation of America.
>>221575239Patriot.
everyone forgets about the marsupials of the americas. alright, australasia has more species, but that ain't the point
>>221575215He's the mariachi singer at the Trump White House ballroom
The eclebfu
