Sagat Edition previous >>221582815
vaginal slave poison drinker edition
>>221588298bodied that fool
>>221588213I'm not talking about YOU specifically but even the normies of your generation are like that
>>221588256>As of March 23, 2026, Brazilian IP adresses are rangebanned from visiting the Sharty.HAHAHAAHAA
DUDE IM FRIGGIN WASTED LOL
Good morning
>>221588311>4chan users talk for decades about how being an asocial shut in who doesn't follow norms is good>everybody starts doing that>>erm this isn't hecking good guys
DUDE IM FRIGGIN WRITING A COVER LETTER LOL
>>221588445Use AI and revise it, there's no need to write that bs manually nowadays
Can I get uhhhhhh $1.50 hot dog?
>>221588441>4chan users talk for decades about how being an asocial shut in who doesn't follow norms is goodLMAO I don't think anyone ever said it's "good". But it's the only choice for some
>>221588440morning bud
I had to look my son in the eye and tell him that he is Chinese. No parenting book prepares you for that.
dead pajeet baby
I think the absolute fascination with women was a boomer thingLike in all those movies it's just a bunch of guys acting like being with a woman is the best thing that ever happened to them and that they're so energetic or whatever nonsenseNobody does that bullshit anymore
>>221588601you're young and wouldn't understand
>>221588655uh no your hormones are supposed to get weaker over time
>>221588601This might be part of it
>>221588683Women rights is a mistake
Nobody under 35 should have an opinion on anything. >Well I think... Nobody cares what you think. You're in your fucking 20s. What the FUCK do you know about anything. Shut the fuck up and come back when youre older and have some scope and context. Shits like asking what a 7 year old thinks like nigger who cares
>>221588720sybau cornball unc
vaginal slaves arent even human
>>221588757Okay incel
>Says the Macaco
>Nobody under 35 should have an opinion on anything. >>Well I think... >Nobody cares what you think. You're in your fucking 20s. What the FUCK do you know about anything. Shut the fuck up and come back when youre older and have some scope and context. >Shits like asking what a 7 year old thinks like nigger who cares
The good guys won WWII but lost the cold war
>>221588777*slots win noise*
>>221588720nigga is still in his thirties and posting on 4chan
>>221588810
fuck soylinennials
Momberg said we can have gyros for dinner when I go over tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19I9V5NnbvA
>all the seething zoomies
nobody is seething unc
They're having a special again at del taco
Forced contrarianism
8 hour flight followed by a 2 hour flight tomorrow
like 70% of threads on r9k are made by indians
I've never enjoyed living
>>221588990Dimme che l'illusione non è...
>>221588990I could those 3 tacos at home for less than half that price and I don't even know how to cook
>>221589017ok kill yourself then
being in your thirties and posting on 4chan is strange and creepy most leave after finishing college
>>221588897for you, palps is always good>>221588942get them chicken tacos. i've tried to recreate them so many times in the kitchen, but it never comes out quite right.
>>2215890483 homemadw tacos for $1.49?Bullshit
This image is very unsettling
>>221589065Oops meant for>>221589033
I hate nice girls.If they so much as say hello, it stays on my mind.If they return texts, my heart races.The day one calls me, I know I’ll look at my call history and grin.But that’s just them being nice.People who are nice to me are also nice to everyone else.I almost end up forgetting that. If the truth is cruel, then lies must be kind.That’s why kindness is a lie.I gave up on always expecting it, always mistaking it, and even hoping for it.Someone who’s worked so hard at being alone doesn’t fall for the same trick twice.I’m a veteran at this. I’m the best when it comes to losing.That’s why I’ll always hate nice girls.
It's so annoying seeing people complain about their lives and be suicidal when you (think you might) have cancer
Taco John's wouldn't sell its meat dishes at its prices if abortion clinics weren't aroundDon't look into it
>my sister calls blacks on roblox niggers over voice to the point where i can her through the wallsi've been out chudded
>>221589116Age
>>221589113Life feels a lot more urgent and grounded when you have actual existential issues doesn't it
>>221589113what's giving you the sign? trying to ignore my lump.
>>221589116please please please ask her to be my gf
>>221589113
>>221589113Why should anyone be satisfied with their lives just because you're a hypochondriac
Aggio pigliato na sbandat pe’ issa, it's so strange
im sleepy
>>221589315Wake yo punk ass up
>>221589149Go to the doctor
>>221589337just need a quick power nap
>applying for a job at a federal agency>"Identify one or two relevant Executive Orders or policy initiatives that are significant to you and explain how you would help implement them if hired"I fully regret voting for Trump. Biggest fucking scam president.
>>221589317Tracer is one of the hottest characters ever for some reason. And I don't usually even like the tomboy type so I'm not sure what it is
>>221589289What does her idiom mean
>>221589289Stunad
>>221588732You will understand the viewpoint when you're older. It WILL happen to you.
>>221589317
My 2D wife is Azula
sick of the gooner images and porn addict spam
>>221589445"You're annoying me", but it's deep dialect. UE fratè is like hey bro, the rest is like something's made pizza style but something. If it was in standard Italian or if I could hear it I might know more, but the spelling is abbreviated dialect slang so I don't heckin know
>>221589544/cum/ needs more anime
>>221589544
>>221589544also sick of the pedos and gooners that took over /v/
>>221589570tranime is degenerate>>221589580this website sucks
i suck at league of legends
>>221589544>>221589580sick of all the bullshit
I use reddit, Twitter and 4chan
>>221589702Fuck you want, a boutonniere?
>>221589702me too sis
>>221589548I found some AI slop
I have deleted Twitter and my goon habits have basically disappeared
>>221589737Well, there it is thenAlso, doing something to bother someone is also called ammazz'
keep forgetting that its 2026 and not 2025
meds are so lazy a bridge will collapse and they'll just leave it there for centuries
keep forgetting that...uh...
>>221589892This but 2024 instead of 2025
My heart is too big for this world
>>221589911I'm not in love anymoreI keep forgetting things will never be the same againhttps://youtu.be/1Z1z7oipqPc?si=vBv7he18K2pkuaZD
>>221589115Good, stem cells are good for you chud
I used to hate vegas but now I'm kinda sad it's dying. I love their goofy themed casinos
Who’s ready for shite boy summer 26
its so over for me, its just done, like you cant even imagine what is like
>>221589116Report her to the FBI submit a tip
>>221589898Sur le pont d'Avignon,On y danse, on y danse
>>221589996Trust me, I can fucking imagine
>>221589934protect it. it'll bleed, the wounds it withstands. do not let it die. keep it safe, and never let the ruin, ruin you.
>>221589969i used to hate vegas i still do and now im happy that its dying
Ehy whatchout i’m poosting here
If you had to grind a thousand fetuses into a soup, but it guaranteed you'd live a few hundred years would you do it
>>221590015Went there with the (ex) GF (aboriginal)Good memories…
>>221590045Is that you Giusè ?
>>221590061i dont know how i would source a thousand fetuses though
>>221590061Reminds me of that hong Kong movie where they make fetuses into dumplings to live forever or something idk been ages since I watched it
>>221590061I would only do it if it promised me an instant deathChrist God, I'm only as old as I am and I'm already sick to fuck of this life. Imagine this shtshow going on for HUNDREDS of years? Naw nigga heavens forfend. I'm buying the first ticket out this bitch
>>221590062I have also been there. Perhaps we walked past each other and didn’t even know…
>>221590115I know a guy
>>221590151I think I love you
>>221590180if i had a thousand fetuses ready i would grind them into paste with my bear hands
>>221590196
I saw a bird the other day, not sure what kind. Maybe an ostrich or a peacock or a chicken or something. Idk, I'm not really a bird guy, but it was cool
>>221590066It is uajio
SUPER IMPORTANT POLLWARNINGWARNINGNUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTEDWARNINGYOU MUST ANSWER THIS POLL IMMEDIATELY https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWPbWYnAYOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS POLL
The three greatest achievements of humankind:>pizza>video games>dr pepper
>>221590061I’m content to live a normal lifespan. Give me a better incentive like a billion dollars or something
>>221590115Abortion clinic dumpster
>>221590256Comme staje! How's the new job, tizioTuttapost?
>>221590291You are not favstian
>>221589898I learned something about the chinese while renting from a chinese landlord. Chinese do not believe in the principle of preventative maintenance. This is why older chinese owned buildings always have a shabby appearance. They will not fix or replace anything until it's broken. And it has to be functionally broken. Water stains? Never fix. Anything cosmetic? Never. Actively leaking, okay, maybe. But not formerly leaking and has stopped. It drove me crazy.
>>221589969Any city against God will face His wraith
>>221590254Golden pheasant?
>>221590061No I'm sick of life already
>The three greatest achievements of humankind:>>pizza>>video games>>dr pepper
Hey everybody this Italian flag is my friend Goisè, he's from the other side . Treat him with respect, he under the protection of the DiStefano crew
>>221590376No, it was more like a chicken with a touch of penguin
>>221590397t. virgin
>>221590333Your offer sounds more like the hellish myth of Tithonus than that of Favst
Instagram has taught me that the new hot small business thing for negro women is to mix pineapple slices with kool aidI just got like ten videos of this from different accounts in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMQKYtnCQo
>>The three greatest achievements of humankind:>>>pizza>>>video games>>>dr pepper
Shame on a nigga that tried to run game on a nigga
what does /cum/ have against pizza, video games, and dr pepper?
pizza>dr pepper>vidya
Watching the Legend of Aang.
>what does /cum/ have against pizza, video games, and dr pepper?
>Plain cheese pizza (actually pizza) and RC cola What y'all youngsters know about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hLUjEO2ZCs
Tomorrow is the last day of my planet fitness membershipWhat should I eat to wafflestomp down the shower drain tomorrow night?
>>221590639I’ve never seen RC Cola irl. Don’t think it exists in Canada, or at least it isn’t a mass market product
sparkling water tickled my throat and made me cough all my water on the keyboard
>>221590638>>221590652>>221590685LO L
>>221590648Shrimple as that
ukraine bombing moscow rn
these baby memes are not very funny outside the first one he posted
>>221590730I bombed the toilet at your mom's house
TO THE WINDOOOOOOWWWSSS
>>221590730the whole jewcraine war thing really blackfired on russia huh
>>221590687RC is old school shit. Not even many zoomers will know about itBut it was literally made to be paired with pizza
>>221590648rts_gameplay.gif
>>221590611dr. pepper sucks. worse than coke and pepsi. i feel like people get all up about it because it's just slightly alternative of the standard. it sucks. if fucking sucks! sprite is better. dr. pepper is crap.
Business idea
>>221590770It's good you're just a fucking faggot
i drank rc cola till i found pibb xtra and never went back
women do suffer more than men but it’s because suffering only exists in the imagination and they simply imagine more suffering. because they’re stupid
>>221590784you're the one drinking liquid named after a man
I found rc cola and tab at a walmart in oklahoma 10 years ago and haven't seen either sincethe rc was too sweet and not that good
>>221590791>pibbhttps://youtu.be/ut9JQq3X3VY?si=e56LEzgl-WydFEkl
>>221590645Why does it only sound good at 2x speed?
>>221590762I love these
>urkel skit fuck off
dr. pepper and pibb use artificial flavors so I don't drink 'em
>carbonated soft drinks
>>221590777I don’t get it
>>221590852you lack patience
>>221590777>>221590890Nvm I got it while I was clicking post
Now Moxie, that is a good sodie pop.The original recipe was an antimalarial elixir and had heroin in itDon't make em like they used too heh he
Today I am going to the Chickamauga battlefield. The second bloodiest battle in the city war.
>>221590918>The original recipe was an antimalarial elixir and had heroin in itwew
>>221590934piss on a yankee grave
>2xs speed
soyjak quote me pls
>>221590982The problem with a black wife (besides the obvious stuff) is that whenever you're not with her everyone will just assume you got cucked
>soyjak quote me pls
>>221590865I only really drink water, milk, and tea
>>221591024Is there a mango version of this because that would be literally me
>>221590996closest i have
I like this new feature where I go to verify my email to post on 4chanz and it tells me the link is invalid/expired even though they just sent it to me. Last time the first link was invalid but the second one I got worked. Today it's invalid and they won't send me another one. It's like they're trying to kill this website on purpose.
>>221591021He doesn't have a black wife he's single and adopted the kid
gigachad quote me pls
>>221591061Ok, that's insane. But still
>>221591024
>gigachad quote me pls
Bad bitches drive seafoam green cars
>>221591068>gigachad quote me pls
>>221591086
>>221591105Very true. I love that colour. I feel like I used to see it a lot more often. It's a very 2000s colour.
>colourYou're Canadian not European you fucking queer.
>>221591049I couldn’t find an exact analogue
life’s tough when you don’t have any friends. not that i would know i’m just saying i imagine that would be the case
>>221590321Ehh statt ammoc ndra pizz k na staffamm uajio
>>221591174problemme?
>>221591154>>221591174
daing i B smoakin' that seafoam greeeen bruh
Niggers ouchea stockpiling pineapples in their apartments until nobody wants them anymore in a monthWhat a bizarre trend I have stumbled across
>>221591174Colour is the normal way to spell the word for everyone who isn’t American, as only Americans did a gay ZOG spelling reform akin to Simplified Chinese
Ua na pizz u sol la fantasaia
>>221591174We do the commonwealth spellings here. The more you know!
>>221591232oh, don't expose yourself now. you were doing so well.
muscle gf or fat gf?
>>221591267Are you accusing me of being Chinese for making fun of Simplified Chinese
*exposes myself*
>>221591239I love the abbreviated form where there's just single letters, it's hilarious to me
>>221591049Also this
>>221591285
How deep into the hood would I need to go to find a Kween of this caliber
>>221591317oh goodness no, i'd never say something that vile. i am accusing you of being british.
How much sexual moneystyle get fuck a petite japanese woman
>>221591397
>>221591232Colour is the cucked sucking-french-cock way of spelling it. America told the frogs to fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAjId0d2cJ0
>>221591471Your country only exists because of French intervention on your behalfhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War
>>221591510I know dummy That don't mean we gotta spell shit like them
>>221591285Depends how fat or how muscular. Fit and toned is hot, extremely ripped is not. Chubby with big tits is hot, obese is not.
What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: "This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence - even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust!"Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus?... Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?
some guy i know made a website where you can paste text or images and it automatically sends it to the printer at his desk. what should i send to him?it's a thermal printer so no colors.
brotherberg shamed me about the legos and momberg didnt look happy when she heard about me wanting to order it so maybe i wont
>I LOVE WEED!>Daughter called. DECLINED.>Sorry, honey. Smoking.
>>221591548Why would I gnash my teeth? Ever have I known this. Time is a flat circle. Caspere knew this. What has been will be, and what will be has come before. There is nothing new under the sun.
SFACIMM
I smoke exclusively the finest cheese.
A va mmocc
>>221591548Honestly I would lose attention half way through and not understand what he was saying by the end
>>221591726Have you tried stimming Subway Surfers while the demon is talking
>>221591530we should've gone the other way and frenched it up by adding eaven moure unneasseasseaurie voueles tou eangliesh weourds
>>221591796Just to cheese off the Limeys? Yeah good idea
>>221591548A black demon is speaking: listen and learn
Bought an electric piano that i can plug my headphones in. Pretty excitedI want to get good enough at piano that i can play Erik Saties gnossienes and Chopin's nocturne's
>>221591771YUMMMMY!!
>>221591796mdr
So whatever happened to him
>>221591862>Chopins nocturnesBasedI'm a baroquefag not a Romaticel but I live Chopin and his nocturnes, especially 20 and 21. Niente è megghio
>>221591902Finger my ass with your dick
>>221590953I made that up sorry, I just diy it (do it yourself it)
dogberg shit so hard his dick came out
>>221591935I’ll politely decline
>>221591902He’s being held in a New York prison, and he’s in the same wing as Diddy
be honest. would someone being muslim make you dislike them even if they keep to themselves?
>>221591548this will sound dismissive, i don't mean it to be. i'm just kind of riding the wave. if it means nothing, fade to black. it there'a something, boy o boy, what a ride this has been!
I love Tay
>>221591977Yes
>>221591988Mogged by a Flip
>>221591977Only in a passive sense. >>221591988Shes perfect and must be protected from harm at all costs
>>221591962My dog gets poop boners regularly
>>221591902Hes secret friends with Trump they have secret orgies/parties at Mar a Lago together
Atlanta seems like kind of a cool city. And Pittsburgh. I've never been to these places but I like the idea of them.
>>221591977No. I have a good friend who's Muslim. I don't think he's that devout though. He'll drink alcohol sometimes and his wife doesn't wear the head covering.
>>221591992i don't get it.>>221592013i keep it to myself but some feel unprovoked to me. i always get asked about the taliban
>>221592010Addy mogs her
>>221592031I have relatives in Macon and took a Greyhound bus to Georgia from California. I was getting picked up from Atlanta so I walked around a bit. It was so bizzare. It was the blackest city Ive ever been too. Walking down the street you had people in business suits, regular clothes hip hop gear, skaters, everything you can imagine but EVERYONE was black. It was insane
Honestly don’t like Muslims
>>221592064thank you. my mom covers herself up and doesnt drink but my dad is more open these days. the only way people know is my name being foreign and i pray in a different room at work
>>221592031I've never been outside the Atlanta airport
>>221592077Just a general low iq signalI don't respect religious people in general don't take it personally but you worship a illiterate warlord pedophile
>>221592107Are you some kinda brown or are you a white convert or some other kinda convert?
I’m an ATLien
>>221592101You are Albanian thougheverbeit
>>221591977They don't drink so they're boring
>>221592173Neither do zoomers
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Minor Thing
>>221592160I’m Neapolitan (Nabuleddan’)
>>221592122Born and raised?
Alex Cooper is preggers
Hermans confused
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHBaXhPkoo
>>221592186They're also boring, and gay, I hope their vapes give them all popcorn lung
>>221592093Oh interesting. Very few black people where I live. I want to drive around downtown Atlanta in an old Caddy blasting some Outkast. They'll think I'm so cool!
How about poopcorn lung
>>221592186Lies
>>221592312Cooler than a polar bear’s toenails
>>221592152i'm afghani so brown
>>221592093The Great Replacement of Atlanta’s blacks…
>>221592344Ever been bacha bazi’d
>>221592358it’s negrover
>>221592358Lmao DC is the same
>>221592384no! i was born in america
>>221592384lol
>>221592391LOL
Jethro Tull - Popcorn Lung
>>221592232Boobs too small, she will raise a manlet, it's over
gooning in the hood with the homies
>>221592329We just had a huge talk about this last thread
drinking is for goy cattle
by the time I lost my virginity I had already been posting here for years, and so when my dick first went in I thought for a split second how I'm no longer like the rest of you losers. I was thinking about this website while I lost my virginity
Just a few small beers
>>221592631I lost my virginity when I was a teenager. Granted it was my last year as a teenage, 19, but yet and still
>>221592662Chad
i’ve never even held hands with a woman
>>221592704One day
I lost my virginity in university but then didn't have sex again for like 6 years. So it was almost like being a virgin again.
>>221592631I think I was busy being neurotic about whether I’d cum too fast, which is a perennial problem in movies and such, but I actually lasted arguably too long
>>221592740I last had sex 5 years ago and I don't expect to ever again
Use this for the new
Come on alteady
saving your posts for the newfucking pussy ass bitches
>>221592855I was getting some water actually
>>221592855nigga
NEW>>221592815
>>221592871why do you need water? to keep your mouth wet enough to give men blowjobs?
>>221592770I choose to believe in you. You'll get some gash soon I can feel it.
real /new/>>221593830>>221593830>>221593830
