>>221589304chopped and mogged
>>221589341I'm warning you mate
>I want people to believe in me of their own free will>But I'm going to obfuscate the supposed evidence for me existing and make the holy scripture super bad and contradictory so it seems like I was made up by retarded desert schizosWow... mysterious!
men’s menkul elf
>>221589347bitch looks like shes off shark tales
>>221589325cause no one cares about it. it doesn’t affect my faith. you’re the one that keeps bringing it up
"kissing black men's feet" is his new ocd stim he'll be posting that for months now
put something on
you posted something after new was linked?
having an excellent time with the "being unemployed and playing map games" bit... not sure why i ever stopped doing this
about 4 in the morning in Australia, mind
>>221589372she is ugly ass fuck
>>221589371kek
>>221589347They don't know how to do her make up, she's actually cuter without
>>221589306fiat 500
>>221589391ass fuck? as in... sex arse?
>>221589399corrrr
>>221589387eaerly bird gets the worm
>>221589380*puts scuzz on*
>>221589365Most people instinctively believe in a creator and sustainer of the universe
Used to eat buttered Digestive sandwiches in my late teens and eventually had to start sneaking to the kitchen in the middle of the night to have them because it would make my family disgusted and enraged
>>221589420but you haven't been to bed yet
>HEY>WAIT>MY NAME IS KURT COBAINwhat a hack
any rent boys in
>>221589418acciedantly typed that extra s.
any lincolnshire man in
>>221589447sounds lush to me
>>221589399looks like nastydawggg
>>221589447I really do believe this because this place is filled with fatties
>>221589375You kiss black men's feet. Everything you say is irrelevant by definition. This is like my cogito. The basic principle of logic from which all other philosophical principles flow: Anyone who has had Jamal's toes in his mouth has no right to an opinion on anything. Or: you suck, therefore you aren't.
>>221589371fucking scroooom
>>221589447winced reading this
>>221589450hustlers dont sleep
>>221589365>seems likeIt literally is.
>see that hardworking and devout family man who worships me?>I'm going to kill his family and make his life miserable just so I can prove Satan wrong>yeah that'll show him
>>221589467Tasted like Marshmallows>>221589470I’m not fat doe I’m underweightIt would be my daily treat
still think about this time I overheard a kid two years below me at school bragging to his mate about shagging a girl who was going out with someone in my year and just thinking about how grim it wasonly reason I remember this bloke. he was a really boring nondescript fella and kind of a gimp and I just felt really sorry for him
not to agree with heathermong but if your pope was sucking off a negros toes its kind of over for you
noodles for tea
>>221589380*goes to interactive and fires up beehive bedlam*
>>221589447
>>221589466im in medford
Do Brazilians look like that?
>>221589542post the recent photos
>>221589500the kid was going out with the girl who was in your year or the girl was going out with someone else but the kid still got a shag out of her? and was the girl his aged or yours?im very confused by the whole story 2bh
posted the munted trannies again award
>>221589512samehaving it with some bacon, might throw an egg in as well
stop posting that one she looks chopped in that picture
>>221589550i sure as hell do x
>>221589550
>>221589500should have jayposted him dead in his tracks
>>221589554that is a recent photo
>>221589542this one is the grimmest
what ever happened to that one poster who would send a gif of two small animal women dancing and then there would be fus roh dah sort of thing which sent them flying
>>221589475please step away from the computer and calm down you made ten posts about this last thread already it isn't healthy
>>221589542clapped
>>221589583probably necked himself
>*clicks and drags cancer cells to babies' brains*>And I saw every thing that I had made, and, behold, it was very good.
>>221589550no
>>221589604not a fan of those spotty white dildos
>>221589604interesting
>>221589604what the hell is going on here
mental how every few years they have to rename and obfuscate our benefits because wagecattle turn it into a slur. PIP and UC will have to be renamed soon I bet.
>>221589583got stung by the nonce hunters
>>221589637mental is it?
>>221589604wish that was my cock in her arse
>>221589560yeah bit pointlessly complicatedbasically, a girl in my year cheated on her bf (a guy also in my year) with a boy two years younger than him.
No one's biting mate give it a rest
>>221589652deary me
right well
>>221589637when reform get in they'll scrap the lot and you'll have to toil and it will be glorious. they'll send the biomass home so you'll replace a bame wiping tim's arse for minimum wage
>>221589619Genuine question who do you think created the universe then? And what do you think was here before it was created? And what was the actual universe created from
Most mental lesser known /brit/ poster?
could we stop posting the naked troons please
>>221589371Hey that's my joke, fuck you
Anglos have the pinkest cutest nipples on the planet
Is this why he wasn't allowed to be a teacher?
>>221589687Doesn't really address the point, does it
>>221589692asfnot really less known but rarely mentioned now
>>221589700this
>>221589662
>>221589692steve
>>221589687Oh you have an opinion on who created the universe do you? But you kiss negro's feet, so it's irrelevant you see.
sir stephen yaxley-lennon
in beddy bo bo's already. going to get 11 hours of sleep tonight me
>>221589637much like black people and the disabled, every noun used to describe them eventually becomes a slur. I wonder why that is? they're so oppressed :(
>>221589692the lad who religiously posts tim's xitter feed and pictures of food from reddit. yes it's the same lad and also the same lad who does fake self-doxes he's here all day every day
>>221589741got one lung now
>>221589687>who
>>221589764*snuggles in next to u*
>>221589764that's too much sleep
mi look grr
just seen a willy
people talk about various posters like mousey or blah blah blah and i literally have no clue if it's all one bizarre gimmick by someone claiming there are personalities and specific posters that don't really exist
>>221589764*slides in next to you, completely naked*
don't hear much from gossip_guy these days
>>221589766What shall we call him? Timnonce?
so is it true they throw you in jail if you try to watch some quality oniichan hentai?
>>221589803literally all me
>>221589803you’re just a newfag
>>221589692that lad that's always going on about how he wasted his life and is full of regret
>>221589809would
beagleberg barking up a stormhe will be at it all night now making the nigerian baby next door cry
>>221589849you'd have to literally be gay not to
>>221589809mental how much she mogs f1nn, it's not even close
>>221589803Mousey is pretty well known
>>221589791wonder what % spaniard she is
>>221589836this guy who went on love island is just like me and i should be taking advice from him
>>221589791yeea
>>221589833i was here for a continuous stretch of maybe 4 months once and in that time could not distinguish these individual posters, thus i do not believe they are real
>West Ham United
>>221589692the lad who has posted 100,000 posts about rorke
>>221589836Don't understand these blokes. They do all of this but they don't seem that much better off (or at all better off) than people who live a less optimised life.
>>221589809yeah well looks like robert pattison and this image hides her huge shoulders. not a woman
>>221589692Spaki having a complete nervous breakdown on Yank election night was pretty funny
why do they post the ugly trans porn
wish i could shag amarna miller
>>221589842That's half of us here surely
>>221589895oh my sweet summer child
>>221589920my knob thinks that's a woman so it is
>>221589692the unknown rorke
>>221589836I love how this guy presents himself as some scientific nerd like Andrew huberman People seem to forget he’s literally a deano mong who was a love island contestant
>>221589809That's a man?
might listen to 30 hours
>>221589874he's spoken about as a specific poster, cannot for the life of me differentiate his posts from others, don't believe mousey is real because of that
why do I always get west ham and aston villa mixed up
West Ham we will be seeing YOU in the Championship next year!
>>221589958it’s a vibe
i've been accused of being diego, spaino, heathernonce, dave, brick, gyaldemfreak, 190, helperlad
>>221589626a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
>>221589951yes
islamophobia is getting completely out of control in this country
>>221589979same colors innit
>>221589982they were always going to lose this and spurs will lose to chelsea, goes to the final day
< - - - - Meme
Mousey is by far the worst poster in /brit/By far
>>221589979similar kits and colour schemes
>>221590007phobia implies something irrational though
>>221590007buzzin
>>221590032the best*
might kill myself
>>221590032even at his worst he was nowhere near heathermong's level
>>221590042nobody ever says this about homophobia or transphobia
>>221589979Claret
>>221589947andrew huberman himself is scammy, even in his personal life he's a slimey bloke who was dating like 5 birds at the same time>>221589994someone told me who spaino was last year, already forgot and don't care either, gyaldemfreak is a real poster though, that i do believe and of course emmayank is real
>>221590074portillos a quare isnt he
when women say the sex is bad does that just mean he has a small willy?
>>221590089no
>>221589836>sam harris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1wBYIj_0c
Crosta Mollica in the oven
>>221590089not necessarily
smaller boobs and insane ass or bigger boobs and no ass?chose wisely
>be me>working for AA>average evening shift, rainy day, beginning of school holidays>get a call to a stranded car on the M6 northbound by Carlisle>turn up>it's some knackered citroen Picasso mummy bus packed full of luggage>turn my lights on, jacket on, walk over>3 kids in the back, dad at the wheel, mum in the passenger seat, all looking miserable>got fuck all information from dispatch so asked the dad what the issue was>car just quit whilst cruising, pile of lights on the dash, couldn't get it started>get the bonnet up, code reader plugged in>low fuel pressure>do a bunch of tests to confirm fuel pump has fucked itself>explain the problem and that they'll need recovering to a garage>mum explains that they're on their way to center parcs so can't detour, would want recovering there>explain that they aren't covered for such a recovery and there'd be an excess of at least £500>dad getting annoyed, says they can't afford that, will have to get a tow home and cancel their holiday>kids begin crying>mum asks me if there's anything that can be done>understand the brief>ask her to come to the van so we can get the office on the phone and go through policy documents>get into the van with her>she sucks me off, I cum in her mouth and she swallows>we go back to the car and inform dad and the kids that we spoke to head office>nearly crack up at "head" office>recover them straight to centre parcs>make up some shite to dispatch on the way about unclear wording in the policy>they write off the excess for them>tfw saved the kid's holidays, saved the husband a pile of cash, and got my end away in the processsuch is the life of the tradesman. why are you still sat in some boring office staring at a screen when you could be out enjoying the rich tapestry of life in this country?
>>221590089means it was with me
>>221590089it means you don't know how to use it
Almost actually pooed myself doing the washing upThought it was another fart but I caught it just in the nickIts never a normal one, always a liquidThought that just happens to yanks, but no, it could happen to you too
>>221590074Michael Portillo: the blueprint for the modern British man.
>>221590119grok summarise this long ahh post
>>221590089she slept with someone before
>>221590138you need slapping
Any wannabe cuckold man in
>>221590114b cup boobs nice bum is top tier
>>221590119blog on you boring bastard
>>221589365God is a fiction invented by people who would rather have any answer than wait for the correct answer>>221589439Humans used to believe that the sun orbited the Earth, but that doesn't mean they were right
>>221590114first oneprefer small boobs not sure what " insane ass" means, more of a shape man over size
>>221590119back when people put effort into gimmicks
>>221590146@cock is this true
if you got sent back to the 1950s what would you do if you got sent back to the 2000s it would be simple cause you could buy bitcoin or whatevre but idk what tf was going on back in the 50s
>>221590114smaller tits and insane ass obviously
>>221590154Probably fair duesNeed to have a diet MOT and eat better
>>221590161>>221590189good lads>>221590182It means it's thick and sexy and plump
>>221590155yh..
>>221590119how is an AA driver a tradesman pencil neck mong
>>221590187have a wank
>>221590187move to California and shag
>>221590211Haters don't get how hot the thought is for us huh
israelis invented fish and chips
@grok is this poo?
>>221590223theyd think youre a square
>>221590184the lad who did brendan fraser was good, he died right
>>221590187I'd use my knowledge of the future to impress people and make money of course. Yes it's a cliche answer but you didn't say I couldn't do that.
>>221590187>cause you could buy bitcoinHey /biz/
>>221590232
>>221590232iberian jews yeah
>>221590244did what
>>221590224i really wish i was normal and was into regular porn but it's so ingrained in me
>>221590263like what would you say tho
>>221590226welcome back paddychad
think the tradesman gimmick might grow and become gimmick of the year this time
>>221590232Can your country stop murdering civilians in Palestine and Lebanon please
>>221590232it was promised to brits 3000 years ago
>>221590288binghams already won it lad
>>221590282how did this happen
Some say we gotta stop watching porn full stop to stop it
>>221590288'fraid nog has this years goty wrapped up already x
>>221590213He is a mechanic, no?
>>221590288i'm thinking it's cider pints
bit of a stretch to say you "invented" fish and chips its just two different food items put together
>>221590286He’s not a chad lol
what would be "rorke adjacent antics"?
>>221590167God was not “invented” by anyone. Belief in a god is as natural to humans as socialising.
>>221590308what's in it for us
>>221590353voting toryholidaying in spaineating a sunday roast
>>221590282>>221590224Steady my opinions, because niggas tend not to like itWhen they see my Twitter, theyain’tlet me visitmy kidsBlame it on my autism,blame it on the nitrousBlame it on the media, they try to keep me silentShe get on top and then she ride me full throttleKick the bitch up out the crib if she don't swallowKick the bitch up out the crib if she try to tweakAs a kid, I fell in love with dirty magazinesDirty magazines traded out for PornhubAll this Pornhub turned me to a fucking cuckI be jerking off while my bitch is getting fuckedAm I crazy? This is my idea of real love
>>221590354And the negro toe sucking? Is that natural?
>>221590322wanking every other day to femdom porn since i was 12 i remember the first one it was on youtube
>>221590279
>>221590285I'd tell them about amazing computers in the future, but then I wouldn't be much help because I can't explain very much about how modern computers work
>>221590380ornstein and smough
>>221589994wow you must be extremely annoying
poor lad
>>221590350Well they are known for being disingenuous
>>221590288i see a late surge for poo seal on the cards. poo seal 2: the pooening
>>221590348recovery drivers aren't mechanics
>>221590381no of course not how could that be natural it’s a conscious choice
rorke went to shit after adjacent antics
>>221590430The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt slurp Tyrone's lil piggies.
See the little faggot with the earring and the make upYeah, buddy, that's his own hairThat little faggot got his own jet airplaneThat little faggot, he's a millionaire
thirdies think AI is omniscient
>>221590351check the 99+ likes on his screenshot and he shags instagram modelshe's chad
>>221590399you are a fossil
Why are zoomers so fucking rude?>in Waitrose>group of lads>one of them wearing an akatsuki shirt (from metal gear)>say "alright pain dattebayo">lad looks confused>say "naruto">still doesn't understand>say "your t shirt is from Naruto shippuden">he says "it's just a t-shirt mate">they walk off laughingWhy wear a t-shirt if you don't get the reference or where it's from? Fucking dumb zoomer freaks
>>221590372>be israel>fight and kill muslims for years>be surprised when they fight back against youMaybe you should try to achieve peace, similar to how people managed to pretty successfully achieve peace in Northern Ireland
>>221590447you seem to be very fixated on this
>>221590226she's 21?fucking hell
>>221590447only someone with a bbc porn fetish types shit like this
>>221590471he did you fucking in mate, i'm sorry to tell you :/
Get the sexy black men's feet posted
if god is so powerful how come he doesn’t just make everyone Christian don’t say muh free will either that’s a cop out answer
one month until our first world cup game lads
>>221590471pasta
>>221590481Not as much as your Pope is fixated on tongue bathing dem charcoal toesies.
gf has been acting distant since the sparky came round yesterday to connect a few new bedroom sockets to the ring main
>>221590480we have a k/d ratio of like 100, peace doesn't seem as profitable
>>221590286Thanks la', I'm the greekchad
>>221590463Yeah he’s a chadFISH you’re a fucking retard if you believe him
>>221590464nope i've been on the chan on and off since 2017 but only started browsing /brit/ last year, someone told me about that guy
>>221590534Corr spaff and so forth thanks laddie x
>>221590538the goyim will never understand
>>221590534what’s the issue with this exactly
>>221590547fuck off
>mmm okay let's get up google images>yep okay>"black man's feet" >hmmm no, no, no, no aaaah perfect>save
Sorry lads was having dinner. To bugarialad, that's the thing, I can't remember what I did as I was steaming and she won't tell me what I did. To yank lad you're right to an extent, kings like me neednt dwell on these mind games too much. I just wanted to know so that I don't do it again
>>221590572would you suck on refugee toes?
>>221590486Did you read the description?
>>221590572irish diaspora tonsil stone
>>221590572Would you kiss a black man's feet?
>>221589365
Get the AI images of black men's feet generated
>>221590582No, you fuck off
diego servicing migrant toes while leftypol services their nobs
>>221590598>>221590614it’s a sign of humility. Jesus washed peoples feet. I wouldn’t do anything with another man’s feet unless I knew it was clean
>>221590643So that's a yes?
why won't governments just build giant crypto farms and power them with all the power stations they own it's literally free money
>>221590632double fuck off no backsies
rorke gay porn dancing to jamelia superstar
jesus was the original israeli zionist appropriated by white people
Get them housedGet them fedGet them wankedGet their feet sucked
>>221590673jews are peak white elon musk said so
>>221590655did i say yes i probably wouldn’t personally. but there’s no issue with the pope doing so since he’s showing christian humility.
>>221590119didn't happen of the year award
rorke getting his hair cut at greggs
>>221590711lmao you slurp monkey feetyou are not a serious person
>>221590227what an utter slave lmao
>>221590538Peace would benefit both sides. Look at the October 2023 attack. Such an attack is obviously completely wrong, but it's also difficult for Israel to prevent all such attacks, as long as Israel treats Palestinians so badly.
>>221590741screem
>>221590741i don’t think you’re the arbiter of who’s serious and who isn’t
the new age of britain
>>221590269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLEmx6CayVU
>>221590711very strange mental gymnastics
>>221590773Reckon it's difficult to take you seriously with Tyrone's sweaty hoof hanging out your mouth.
wheres umpetalattention is needed
>>221590026not
>>221590764i knew a guy who became psychotic and his mental state hugely improved when he was given antipsychotics. so i don't agree that everybody taking such drugs is a gullible "slave". i think those drugs can genuinely help some people.
>>221590785sloppa
christcucks and leftypol racing each other at the beach to see who can reach the grubby africans and arabs first
>>221590785looks better
gen zs trying to cancel me
Not going to be frequenting /brit/ anymore. Shall just confine myself to reading the super old ones from a decade ago because nothing surpasses the classics.
drinking some pepsi max right now
>>221590802oh no i won’t be taken seriously by some bloke on 4chan.org it’s over
>>221590741You're the one who posts about it.
>>221590529i believe in SIR 'arry Kane
>>221590829
>>221590844>>221590850loool there's two of them now, maybe you can do one foot each? Fight over who gets the left and who gets the right? Fucking lmaoo
got kingsman ona tale of the white working class
>>221590867Having a nice Sunday evening, mate?
the thing is rorke, to a billionaire, you're exactly the same as a bameno money, underclass, easily exploited, they don't care what colour your skin isonly how much money you have and how they can take it
>>221590866go to bed
I stand in solidarity with israel
>>221590789I watched that :D This guy is mental, can't believe he said that
i can think of a dozen different ways to show humility than sucking biomass feet
>>221590867grow up
>>221590876
>>221590867you got them on the ropes lad keep going
>>221590875This is true but people here will deny it
>>221590880And yet you can't stop thinking about itFunny how that works
>>221590912Doesn't make mass immigration any less intolerable.
>>221590867LMAOOO BROO, LAAAMMMAAAAO HAHA SUCKING BLACK TOES LOOOOOL WHAT A KEK FOR BBC LOOOOOOOL CUUUUUUCK
>>221590870any good?
>>221590875doesn't rorke say this though and leftypol says actually they exclude nons
nog feet hours, is it?
Catholicucks be proper rattled lol
you lot are weird
>>221590910Imagine samefaggingCould NOT be me
>>221590875so the great replacement is real, thanks for agreeing
das it mane
>>221590958no one cares about this other than you mate
always feel bad for spending money even though i've got more than enough of it to spend. £20 going out of the bank account feels like a knife in the chest no matter what
you have to be extremely mindraped to defend sucking dirty foreign toes. just admit its weird you dishonest gimps
>>221590771killing them is more fun tho it's like 6-7
christcucks arseblasted lmao
>>221590985I'm a Protestant, so I don't care
do atheists view everything through the lens of porn
rubbing my coochie
>>221590875That's why I'm a National Socialist.
>newcastle 3-1 west hamnothing ever happens
>>221591015Unironically yes
>>221591005Likewise, I left Catholicism when I learnt about the ongoings during the reformation
get it made
new>>221587736
gagging on a bames smelly foot
>>221591026now we turn to Burnley for something to happen
he's linked the old
>>221591074Did you?? Mad that
>>221590985You have been posting about this for days now. Don't you think that's a little weird?
rorke sicking up his jollof rice
HE LINKED THE OLD THE ABSOLUTEM A D M A NADMAN
>>221588159>>221588159>>221588159new
>>221591117
>>221591106ive not posted here all weekend mate. seems like you have though? that is weird lets be honest
>>221591107>>221591107>>221591107
