what's the best dialect of french? what's the worst?
The best is the polynesian dialect because I heard that they pronounce the R the normal way (and nobody get mad at me, we also pronounce it wrong unlike spanish or italian but at least it doesn't sound as bad as the standard french way that is like youre going to spit mucus on someone's face)
>>221590983Best : frenchWorst : parisian >>221591269Polynesian dialect is alrighthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/AUkbJ34CmZc
>>221590983There are no dialects of French, it's a standardized language. Some might speak it with an accent and with some unique words from languages that were spoken in the past but it's still just French
>>221590983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L99ipwHPKlw
>>221591539lol what the fuck?
>>221591539Can Finland please stop bullying us ?
>>221591646man i'll never get over this picturehis face mixed with both shock, confusion and disgust is so fucking funny
>>221591720For a second he must've contemplated the international repercussions of invading Finland.
>>221591539I speak Chinese better than she speaks French, unironically.
>>221590983This map is way too extensive.The only native French speakers are in France, Belgium, Switzerland, Québec and some parts of Africa.Anglo Canadians and Maghrebians don't speak French as a native language
>>221595649Only true of Anglo-Canadians. Most bougnoules do speak some French.
>>221595649French isnt native to belgium
>>221596619The Belgians are Gauls as per Caesar, and one of the constituent peoples of France.
>>221596619Actually, Wallon French language is native to Belgium, at least to the Wallonia region.You might be confusing native to Belgium with native to Brussels. While French isn't native to Brussels, it is native to Wallonia.
>>221590983Congolese
>>221598652No in Wallonia they spoke walloon and Picard.
>>221591470That's some "All regional languages are actually just dialects in China" delusion right there.
>>221591470French people finna be all post-structuralist n meta-modernist n shieeet but then they sound like the government of Israel whenever they start talking about their country's culture.
>>221591470You want to be Russian so bad lol
>>221591470>hon hon hon ouais ! everyone outside of paree should kill zemselves !
>>221590983>best and most sovlCajun>worstEverything else
>>221602251>Cajunvomit
African French is the correct version
>>221599891>>221600062>>221600127>>221601114>t. doesn't speak french>t. isn't frenchdon't tell me about my country or my culture. there is no french dialect. unless you're talking about norman and burgundian and whatnot, but then we're talking about oïl languages, and french is just one of them. and those other languages are dead anyway.
best: sign languageworst: french
>>221596619Well it's hard to define how a language is born but proto-french and roman speeches have been spoken in Belgium since the early middle age
>>221602418This guy is right, or rather all French dialects are long dead, you'll just find a few old speakers here and there who do not even bother teaching the language to their kids. At least in Europe (this includes Belgium, Luxembourg, Switzerland and Val D'aosta), everyone speaks the same mutually intelligible French, with a bit of a funny accent sometimes and a handful of semi-unique words
>>221590983>bestBritish English>worstParisian French
>>221602418Québecois is a French dialect, but yeah it's about the only one
>>221596619The Franks were in Belgium.
>>221591539JEJ
>>221590983>BestCongolese>WorstAny from France
>>221590983>bestOccitan>WorstQuebecois and Haitian. Can't tell which sounds more niggerish
>>221604527Haitian isn't a French dialect, its a creole
>>221604527"Occitan" is unrelated to French, and I doubt you even know what it sounds like.
>>221604557They speak French in school.
>>221604626They don't have schools, it's a shithole
>>221604680Well, when earthquakes and cannibal warlords aren't putting everyone in zoom meetings they go to school and speak French.
Quebec, MarseilleParis, they talk like children
>>221604260WRONG, they were from Troy, and we are Trojans
>>22159164>>221591720the likely reason he didnt like it was because they both drank their coffees plain, without milk or cream, confirmed by the cafe itself. french are just sissies
>>221590983Wallon since I can't roll my r like the French do.
>>221609775https://voca.ro/16Obooepqrq8
Ontarois is the best! It's like the worst parts of Louisiana swamp French combined with the isolationist attitude of north Quebec French, and just a touch of low grit sandpaper to really rough up the ears of the listener.Bullshit aside, I like talking with Lyonnaises, and when the Breizh speak French, I like their accent too - almost an Irish quality to it.
>>221604336come on, Bruce
