I was going to save my post for the new, but now I can’t remember it

Ayo somebody let me hold uhhh 800 dollars.

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She aged remarkably well

>>221592815
I'm a straight man but I wish I had hair like Elaine's

>>221592815
>>221592943
Not impressed with her behaviour in France
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyfus_affair

I want to touch barely 20 year old girl skin

Crazy how Julia Louis-Dreyfus literally came from billionaires

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>>221592815

>>221592977
Yeah I already knew about the j'accuse thing and her family

>>221593019
How is that crazy, it's de rigeur

Hiding in my room during the family gathering I should have gone on a bike ride

is George actually meant to be Jewish in the show? I know Jerry is, and I think Elaine too if I remember right, but is it explicitly said that George is Jewish?

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>>221592960
This could be you…

>>221593139
>Costanza
I think he's supposed to be paesan

>>221593139
>George Costanza's ethnicity and religion are a deliberate mix. The character is Italian-American on his father's side, and ethnically Jewish on his mother's side.

Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches

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>>221593139
Gentileface

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>>221593145
I had this in mind

Last time I held hands with a girl I forgot I had barbecue sauce all over my hands and she screamed at me

Why are Jewish creatives so incredibly powerful
In the US

>>221593205
>not apologetically licking and sucking the bbq sauce off her hands

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>>221593239

What ny the Living Christ is a "Jewish Creative"

a lot of DNA testing companies have trouble distinguishing between Italian and Sephardic Jewish ancestry

life’s a nigger and then you die

>>221593287
At first, Thomas Edison created the entertainment industry for the new tech, but he was being a chud, so a bunch of Jews went to California to get away from him, and started Hollywood. It’s been Jewish ever since.

>>221593309
That's wrong. It's southern Italian and levantine jew

>>221593309
That's because romans raped so many jews

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>>221593195
Funny how everyone from 1700 was doing the hair metal aesthetic

We love are Emperor Hadrian don’t we folks

>>221593396
Is he a finook?

>>221593362
probably looks badass when you're riding a horse

>>221593145
>do i pass????

>>221593432
LOL

>>221593432
Stunad, that's Weird Al, not some tranny

>>221593420
I’m generally skeptical of the incessant claims that all historical figures were fags. Especially one so reviled by the Jews as Hadrian, due to the Bar Kokhba Revolt.

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Just bought a new lawnmower. I'm gonna go assemble it and give it a rip. I'll let you guys know how it all went later.

>>221593502
Aren’t you supposed to only use that at 6am on a weekend morning?

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so fuckin hot outside
I love it

Harvey Weinstein's cock and balls literally fell off due to rotting away.
He developed gangrene and necrosis in his penis from injecting cocaine directly into it.
Even crazier, he continued to sexually abuse and rape people after he lost his penis, using his hands and strap ons.

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>wear cute outfit
>go to publix
>still no gf

>>221593592
>Even crazier, he continued to sexually abuse and rape people after he lost his penis, using his hands and strap ons.
This part is confusing. You’d think a eunuch would be resigned to being a gay bottom or something

>>221593500
Yeah. They keep trying to paint Hitler as gay too. Can't really trust anything said about anyone who went against the 539s.

>>221593592
You have to admire the sheer willpower to live like this. A monster yes but an archdemon

>>221593709
>Strap ons

He got no pleasure from it but just did it for the love of the game

sometimes batteries look look so tasty to me, like pieces of candy

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this is what im gonna do to ur pp

>>221593629
Try Roblox

So tired and defeated might go for the afternoon coffee

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Uh oh we got Blasians coming on the track like

>>221593779
she's super cute

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Interesting bird content
https://youtu.be/3k8fqz7Hgnc

>>221593807
Asians are built to racemix, they can fix anyone. I think asians are the real master race

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>>221593592
Uhhh... Right... Did you catch the game last night?

filipinos are the master race

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>>221593845
Nobody cares what Chinese incels think

actual thread
>>221593830
>>221593830

>>221593834
Didn’t work with Elliot Rodger

What a fucking moron
This thread wasn't early or anything
Dumbass newfag don't know the rules

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I need a Blasian honey in my life

semen

>>221593931
No thread splitting. It slows both editions way down due to the network effect

>>221593779
What an immaculate piece of sex flesh

I need a Blasian tenderoni

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cumpies, im drinking covfefe

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>>221594083

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiFeu9m9Mvo
my walls actually look like this

>>221593948
Yeah the one example thats used every time, and he wasnt even ugly

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I’m a married 37 year old man with kids, a house, and a career and I am miserable. I followed the “correct path” as instructed and I absolutely hate it. I hate my job, I hate the career I’ve chosen, I hate being married. I hate having kids/being a father. I hate my mortgage, my car payments, insurance. I hate having no free time; that all of my time is either dedicated to the career I hate or to the family that I didn’t want. I hate that my weekends include yard work and going grocery shopping. I feel like I have no real freedom and that I’ve thrown away any possibility of a good life and that it’s too late. I haven’t seen any friends who aren’t just colleagues in years at this point. I don’t even have the time to play vidya without being made aware that there’s something else I should be doing instead. Every night when I’m in bed I think about being 21 and having nothing to worry about, just me working the line at a seafood restaurant, smoking pot with my friends and trying to score with chicks. Life was so simple and everything was so much better. I would have never done any of this if I had known how awful I would have turned out. Genuinely how do I cope? Can I make my life better or al I just doomed to be miserable and suffer for others? I hate that I feel this way because it absolutely isn’t my wife and children’s fault. I do love them but I’m just not happy. Is this just a midlife crisis I’ll get over?

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>>221594195
Why did you buy a new car that will only depreciate in value instead of buying a beautiful Lexus GS300 and learning to wrench? Are you RETARDED?????

>>221594188
Fact check: he was ugly

>>221594290
im uglier

WA WA WA WA

I have a severe fap/porn addiction that has only gotten worse over time. It has gotten to the point where I can't go without getting off for more than two hours before feeling anxious, dizzy and sometimes nauseous. It's not pleasure, it's a bodily need, a chore that I get over with by watching porn while setting my vibrating fleshlight to max speed on my limp cock. I can't remember the last time I got fully hard.

My condition has turned me into a social recluse but I still go to college because my parents will kick me out if I don't. My days were wake up, jerk off, drive to college while eating a snack, jerk off (it's a 45 min drive), take the first class, jerk off, take another class, jerk off, take the last class, jerk off before heading home. My ED means I rarely climax in under an hour which means I was missing a third of my classes, half on really bad days. My grades were abysmal so I changed my strategy: instead of going to the bathroom to fap I was now getting to the classroom 15 minutes early so I could get the seat all the way to the back, pull my pants and underwear down, stick my dick in my fleshlight at low speed, cover myself with a blanket and put on porn on my phone wearing a single BT earphone so I can listen to the class, then leave after everyone else. There were a few close calls but I made it even though it made me feel sick. It's hard looking at women in the eye while you are watching another getting gagged and double fisted.

That all changed Firday. I got cocky and didn't wash it for a couple of days. Everyone noticed the smell and they brought a janitor mid class. They asked us to leave and I wouldn't stand up. I broke down crying before the teacher finally figured it out and told me to get dressed and never step a foot on her classroom again.

How over is it? I've never felt worse and all I know is I need to jerk off.

Terrace House Boys and Girls in the City was so comfy

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ain't reading all of that

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im going insane

Since i stopped drinking my shits have started to smell really bad

It's all obi wans fault! He's jealous!

>>221594441
I drink your poop shits I am your toilet zaddy

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>be me
>31, still rotting in parents' basement
>mom does my laundry, dad keeps asking "when are you moving out, champ?"
>finally land a decent office job, scrape together first month's rent
>find cheap apartment: "quiet building, perfect for introverts"
>sign lease same day, move out feeling like a real adult
>move-in day
>dragging boxes upstairs when tiny old lady knocks
>Edna, 76, silver hair, cat-hair sweater
>"Welcome dearie! Fresh chocolate chip cookies!"
>thank her, eat half the plate before unpacking
>first night, 3AM
>scratching at door
>open it: massive orange tabby, Mr. Fluffles, staring with demon eyes
>let him in, he claims my bed instantly
>week 1
>her door magically stays open
>Fluffles now splits time between apartments
>Edna drops off casseroles and soup daily
>eating better than ever
>start helping with groceries and trash
>month 1
>fix her leaky faucet, squeaky doors
>whole floor starts asking for help
>become building handyman
>Edna brags about me to everyone, says I'm better than her distant kids
>stormy night
>hear crash from her place
>rush over, she slipped and hurt her ankle
>carry her, ice it, stay up talking till morning
>she shares old stories, I open up about feeling lost
>first real connection in years
>Christmas
>was gonna solo it with pizza
>Edna drags me over for full feast with lonely neighbors
>end up carving turkey with 8 seniors, wearing a silly hat
>best holiday in forever
>be me, 9 months later
>Fluffles sleeps on my chest every night
>Edna taught me cooking, I taught her video calls
>have dinner together multiple times a week
>parents ask how independent life is
>say "great" without mentioning my new grandma and demon cat
>mfw I moved out to be alone
>mfw I got adopted by the sweetest old lady and her 16lb orange overlord
>cheap rent, free food, real hugs, someone who worries about me
>wholesome as fuck
>wouldn't change a thing

Two F-18s collided at an air show in the US. Pretty crazy footage
https://youtu.be/WO7FvvP33r0

>>221594468
Do you like them better now that they stink or did you prefer the 0 biota version

is this a bot? why is he spamming?

>>221594342
I watched this when I was trying Japanese immersion
Everything feels so awkward compared to western reality shows

>>221594441
When I stopped drinking my sugar and caffeine intake went up a lot. A year into it everything seems and feels better though

>>221594342
yeah terrace house was nice

>>221594492
not the kind of F18s I was hoping for, if you catch my drift

I explained i don’t keep things like that for feelings or anything,

https://youtu.be/-ZfEvx4-7SE?si=GXFldtI7LisF6MXO

Bitches will write books about sextinction but won't sex with me

>>221594575
Fat, 18 stone (252lbs)?

going through some things right now and insists he feels the same about me, but it feels very hollow and forced, and honestly makes me feel incredibly shitty.
Yesterday I was talking to

we're like 3 months away from your neighbors killing and eating you
everything is fucked

>>221594670
My neighbor is a 99 year old woman so I think I'm fine

Woke up at four in the morning

somethings up, I don't know

i think im perma fucked either way. it has never been so over

>>221594686
so you're going to eat her
you know what I mean
anarchy, ya feel?

>>221594686
I walked out my apt to get in my car and my neighbors black SUVs door was open and there was puke all around and under the door, all around the front of the car and everything, like literally puke everywhere on the ground.
Guess he had a wild night, at least he made it home

>>221594703
Award

The girl loved me, we were long distance for a while longer and she would always insist that she could wait forever for me. I understand that changed over time. I finally had to confront her about it and we broke up. But after how close we were, how she said she wanted to be friends forever, she won't even message me. She still looks, but won't message me.

>>221594670
Doubt

I guess I want different perspectives.

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>>221594670

>>221594759
what

>>221594670
whats happening now

>Family originally from Plymouth, UK.

I pity people who still believe anything they see in the media

Have you ever been in a fistfight?

>>221594838
including 4chan

>>221594722
I know a 49 yo Korean roastie who is $200k+ in credit card debt, has been unemployed for 7 years, and used up all her 401k retirement savings, along with the credit cards, to fund little excursions to Korea and South East Asia to speak to guru's.

She's currently living with her sister and old as dirt mom in a tiny condo. Whenever the topic of work is broached, she insists she only wants to work with people "she trusts".

So what I am saying is, none of this matters apparently.

I didn't have a blood relation with

>>221594492
Why does this keep happening

>>221594815
GOP is about to get gigagaped.

>>221594898
Jeet ATC workers

Is it possible to make money by publishing a fantasy book without any prior experience? How can I share it with people in an anonymous way by using a pen name? Is it worth it using Amazon publishing services?

>>221594492
>https://youtu.be/WO7FvvP33r0 [Remove]
Biden's America, everyone. You voted for this.

GRANDMA GOT FRIGGIN RAPED BY A REINDEER

In May 2025, I was 19 years old. I had never had a seizure, but I started taking 150mg of bupropion and had seizures. In 2026, now at 20 years old, I had an electroencephalogram (EEG), and the exam itself said the result was abnormal. I consulted a neurologist, and she prescribed 500mg of sodium divalproate.

>>221594898
See:
https://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/

I spent money

/cum/ is a blog posting general (posting excerpts of other blogs)

>>221594929
Bidet is NOT my president…

(recently they made fun of him in another room from him and he cried, which is funny because he eavesdrops and stalks me from other rooms ((even on cameras)) and talks shit about me under his breath

>>221594898
Democrats and Liberalism (the post enlightenment movement that cemented individual and property rights, and created the very foundation that formed the American Republic) caused this.

>>221594901
oh i forgot about the election. they'll lose the house dunno about the senate. my state doesn't matter for elections so idk what to do

>>221594950
Seizure? I hardly know her…

>>221594927
My sister published a novel she had been writing for years through amazon and she's functionally retarded. Pretty sure anyone could do it

You will totally fail at this. Your life is a dumpster fire. Nothing you do will work. You're a terrible person. You will never be happy even if you have extra money. Everything you touch turns to shit. There is no use. You never do anything right. You certainly can't do it as well as others. You will never be lucky. You will never be able to complete anything. You should have never been born. You hate your life. You are ugly and nobody will ever find you attractive. You have the worst and most stupid ideas. You aren't creative. You already know you can't do it. Just thinking about it makes you feel sick to your stomach. Bad things always happen to you. You just wish you could disappear and never come back. You lack the talent to succeed. Nobody will ever like you. Nobody cares what you are going through.
You feel so old. Everyone else is better than you. You get overwhelmed every time you try to do something. You lack the confidence in yourself and will never get back something you never had. You aren't smart enough to come up with solutions. Nobody wants to hear your opinion. You may pray to God, but even God doesn't give a shit about you. You're not good with words. You have so much emotional baggage. You always get hurt and should just avoid people so you don't get hurt anymore. You lack the talent to do anything that anyone else is doing. You're not desireable. You will die alone. You are a total loser. You can't take this anymore and will give up. Everyone judges you. You hate your life so much that you don't want to be here anymore. Every day of your life is so difficult and tedious that you should just give up. You keep screwing everything up even though you think you're trying harder. You always have made bad decisions. You have never succeeded ad you never will. You're a nobody and you might as well be invisible because nobody sees, hears, or respects you.

>>221595027
BIHKHA

The new schizo spammer is getting annoying.

>be boom boom tard parents
>i have experience in 2 different jobs

Every time I hit my head on something I worry about CTE and if this is the one that turns me into Chris Benoit

Does anyone actually think they will lose the elections? Democrats are still pretty hated by the average American.

How do we(you and I) deal with this situation?

>>221595110
I'm going to go for a walk and play guitar on a bench wearing my big fishing hat

>>221594780
eatadakimas

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I love wet Elaine

Some guy is trying to jump over Caesar's Palace on a motorcycle
>>>/pol/535278203

Take your political posts and stick em in your ass. I don't care what side your on I don't wanna see that shit here, this is my respite from all that shit

Leftists love to claim that they "used to be far-right" and you ask them what they mean by that and they say something like "I used to think South Park was funny, I know better know." Very very narcissistic and completely lacking in any self-awareness.

>>221595150
lol

>>221595180
You're posting on my blog

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>>221595150

>>221594759
That must be tough. I always hear ldr don't work

the boys sucks

>>221595239
Only if they're gay

>10+ year old Lexus ES 300's still go for $20k

what the fuck. i want a 300h but i guess i have to win the lotto or something jfc.

>>221594033
Its already split md the trannitor wont do its job. Sad!

>>221595180
everything is political idiot

> list 1: 10 goals
> list 2: 10 problems
> list 3: 10 solutions

>>221595271
Why would you want that? For 20k you can get a nice civic and a few simple mods that would blow the doors off the lexus

>>221595271
You really gotta be looking hard for deals that make sense lol. Or looking at brands and models that aren’t normie taxed

I think he's getting ready to jump

>>221595293
There’s literally nothing political about youre post dumbass

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I like having fun and being happy

>>221595170
lol

>>221595189
I used to be fart right

Some times you just are an incel

>>221595430
I'm pretty sure that's all the time for you

>>221595324
>Why would you want that?
Have you ever been in one? there's a reason 90 year old geezers who stole all our wealth drive them.

>>221595335
The struggle to get the crowd hyped is funny

why do you have to be a millionaire to move to a town where walking and cycling is the primary means of transport?

Because existence is absurd, there is no need to treat every challenge as a crushing tragedy. By laughing at yourself and the arbitrary nature of your values, you take control of your own narrative, engaging in life with the joyful, creative innocence of a child.

Did my IP change or something why is my shit cooked

Jump theme
https://youtu.be/YkwQbuAGLj4

Shes putting black sass on the anthem darnit

Classic terrible rendition of the Star Spangled Banner

>>221595189
>Leftists love to claim that they "used to be far-right"
Who has even said this
>and you ask them what they mean by that and they say something like
Not a real example though

the veracity of this being the Gary Shandling Show is still in dispute

>>221595576
>>221595591
We aren't in the loop and are unaware of what you are watching

>>221595463
you can do that in the brown neighborhood for cheap

Anyone see the end to the subway series just now? Incredible

i hate green day so much

>>221595615
Las Vegas motorcycle jump
https://www.youtube.com/live/icVoB10iOUg

>>221595615
>>221595170

>>221595623
daaaaaa

>>221595635
when they ripped off ELO I'm leaning more towards based than towards cringe

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>>221595663
Gotta admit this was kino

I don't care how much they try to gaslight me, I can see through all of the smoke and mirrors.

The dumpers on Korean women just aren't very good. Average, at best.

>>221595635
what about covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aosWoTbEUmw

>>221595620
i'm talking about the neighborhoods that are intentionally designed to be small and have all of the necessities contained within a 2 mile radius.

>tranny 22
>started hrt at 15
>want to go into policing to become a swat officer
what are my chances of actually making it through

>>221595731
Sandra Oh has dat no tits post menopausal charisma, but still

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Janny activated

Carpets wet and winds picking up and he's gonna jump again

>>221595656
>>221595660
Oh thanks
He better hurry up I have to go soon!

What if we made a city in the desert like that one swiss place that banned cars

Whatever happened to that Brazilian guy who used to go like "mother fucker!!!"

>>221595847
He got doxxed and still posts here but without a trip

>MAKE SOME NOISE VEEEGAS
>scattered halfhearted applause
lmao but hes going again

made 100 ballots for spencer pratt

How are they measuring this

>>221595886
measuring your dick?

>>221595914
Measuring this idiot jumping on a motorcycle

>>221595886
Vibes, Evel actually jumped over shit

>>221595880
can I go vote too

>>221595923
why are you jumping on a motorcycle?

>>221595674
elo is a great band

Le sigh
Should I get some beer?

>>221595715
hell yea it was

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After a while, she walks into the room
The pockets of her jacket filled with glue into which she's stuffed her fingers, I'm stuck, we all get sometimes

alcohol is for losers

>>221595942
it's not exactly Badfinger, OK

>>221595926
Did insurance not allow them to do an interesting jump lol

>>221595880
>he's against street takeovers
so he's against teenagers doing teenager stuff?

Le sigh mlady

that was the jump? thats it?

>>221595995
nigger

The completely dead crowd was really funny

>>221595993
Dunno I want on /pol/ to find copes about the airshow crash, I guess 90+ feet in the air on a bike is pretty impressive but he could have at least had the decency to spill out on that last one
Thank you for joining me on this insipid journey into Americana

>>221596044
>t. Neil Hamburger

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how bugs look at you when you pick up a rock

>>221596060
>this insipid journey into Americana
lol

>>221596090
my cock in the exact middle

>teenagers hanging out should be a crime
ok

>>221596110
>>221595995
Woman brain

In the big bang theory Judy Greer wanted those nerdy fellas to gangbang her but they were too scared

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this misery refuses to end

maybe we need a wealth tax on the 1% and corporations, and use them to fund third spaces instead of arresting people.

Jon Stewart is sperging out about ayys on twitter.

>sponsor beer was so gross that they couldn’t even take one sip
Really great way to close out the show

>>221596163
Why can’t they get a job, or better yet, do a teen takeover in Liberia?

>>221596176
They also announced what club he was going to dude's going to be drowning in lot lizard poon tonight

>>221596208
why cant we have third spaces?

>>221596290
>let’s do a wealth tax to fund bread and circuses so da urban yout stop rioting
Doesn’t really seem to address the fundamental issues at play

I've come to the conclusion that Latina america makes the best beer when it comes to flavor and price balance, with eastern Europe a close second

>>221596163
nah they just build third spaces that have entrances from private property and/or strange operating hours

>>221596340
make sure you don't confuse us with mountains
NE NE NE NE NEH

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Truth nvke

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Bitch had the nerve to up on me in front of my brother
I ain't scared, I ain't runnin', gotta put me under
Spin back the same night, shot out in front of his mama
Fuck that, fuck that

i really dont know how i can change

>>221596433
Damn it only took 13 years to come to that conclusion.

>>221596456
250mg of testosterone enanthate split into 2 doses every 3.5 days for 16 weeks

bjork incited the toilet paper warehouse fire, not my sweet baby luigi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPeheoBa2_Y

>>221596340
I almost exclusively drink either Irish beer or local craft brews

>>221596503
Sexo con young Björk

>>221596422
What's that mean

Imagine an ass sitting on a human face---forever.

>>221596578
lol

>>221596340
beer sucks. it tastes too shitty to drink with meals and you need too much of it to get drunk. the fact that it's so popular is definitive proof that the average IQ of the human race is below 90.

>>221596503
imagine fucking that, even in its' prime
like, it's the 90's, you're DJ Spooky or w/e and now you've got to get it on with that woman-seal from the furthest reaches of this planet

>>221596589
t. never had a stella at the bowling alley

Would you eat green goop if it tasted like the best taste you've ever tasted? I won't elaborate on where it comes from

just 222 sleeps until santa

>>221596589
>baby palate
Imagine getting filtered by beer lmao

>>221596620
Bro I wonder about this sometimes. If poop tasted amazing, like chocolate or something, would people scarf poop as a cultural basis or would humans have evolved an aversion to chocolate flavor as a disease risk?

>>221596672
i've tried dozens of brands and none of them have been good with food. sometimes it feels like I'm a different species than humans, the things they like are so strange.

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>>221596620
I know exactly where the goop is coming from

>>221596664
Ah, to be unc’d enough that Christmas is no longer fun, and it’s just a lot of work now

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I returned from the Chickamauga battlefield. I hate the yankee nation.

DJ Stephen King

>>221596697
no way you dont like beer and fried food
that's peak normie kibble

blowing blunt smoke like a dragon's flames rahhhhh!!!

>>221596737
it's all shit.

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what exercises train the small muscles to improve bench

>>221596766
>unemployed friends at 2:00pm on tuesdays

DJ Spooky is a great invention tho, boy did that Beastie Boys remix legacy scene SUCK!

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>>221596855
2spooky4me

>>221596829
Bench press

i fear not the geisha who knows many forms of entertainment, but the one who only knows one form of konpira fune fune

>>221596921
no I mean something else I can add to my routine with the goal of increasing bench press form and technique
like how random stretches improve normal posture

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>>221596163
maybe we need to control resources and industry directly through collective democratic ownership

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>>221596163
you don’t hate trickle down enough

phwoar traditional scotch brekkenborg

my special roast lamb
noodles
sweet chilli garlic stir fry sauce from a packet
florettes of brocolli

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only garn and forgot to attach kittingtomshire to post >>221597094

In the civil war southern italians fought for the Confederates and northern italians fought for the union

imma hoard all the money, nothing is gonna trickle down except my cum from your sisters vagina

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Ukraine just drone striked multiple places in Moscow

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>>221597093
heres the fing

ders like some illusion that the government controls the economy

but they dont
i dont fink economic prosperity is somefing that is from like intentional policies. fink largely somefing people have no active control over.

economy just natural works in boom and bust

a general malthusianesque principle of the world like as studied in clydodynamics. may have got that name wrong.but cba to look up rn

lissenin to pornography by cure

propa gud diss wun hairfta be sed
natural next place to go if wun is a fan of joy division

>>221597157
Big whoop

cliodynamics not clydodynamics

>>221597156
for me?

betterhelp

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>>221597187
Ok well here's a woop for you *jumps and farts in your face*

We need Cultural Revolution but for the west. My retired dad makes 8k/month in welfare plus money he gets from rentoids

>>221597281
I'm shooting the first guy who flips my car over.

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