Roland Tembo edition
https://youtu.be/HOR-C3tFTjU&t=52thread theme
did a think
>>221593498my gf is a bit ocd so it's kept very clean
Bello
oh i fucked it
>>221593542we'll have gained an awful lot actually
>>221593542True though isn't it
>>221593542but at least we'll have a country without 'them' to make up for all that
Worms popping out of apples. Something you dont see anymore
I just irrated my dick while masturbating
>>221593542I'd still be skint but at least all darkies will have gone.
might get a hamilton watchput a suit on to go buy it and all
immiserating myself and my family to own the darkies
toilberg raising my pay... by £2 an hourwoo an extra £70 a week so thankful im a good little goyslave
right well why doesnt leftypol actual;y take issue with anything rich people do then he just doesnt like the fact they are rich
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXP0Q-5gK_Yhappy neoliberal
>>221593612jeffrey epscream
listening to childish gambino
>>221593522Don't hear much from Tempz these days
this scares the rorkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=914OHMH5zqE
>>221593652aint nobody got time for that
just got ziedys instagram
>>221593655is that really the best thing you could find to share
>>221593542i would live with half of my salary and a smaller apartment if it meant no browns or blacks in a 1000 mile radius
>>221593621got a $2 an hour raise a few months ago and it evens out to an extra $50 a week. helps pay for cat food for the stray catbergs in my neighborhood like Glenda
trying to learn guitar, only been a week. can't fathom how anyone manages to get good at it
watching a video about the grooming gangs
ziedy finally slipped kek
>>221593670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98
>>221593721Erm... stop doing that please
>>221593713just goyim things
see man driving a german whip
>>221593717by not getting disheartened and chucking it in after a week
>>221593713Good lad
>>221593542
>>221593713pay up piggie
rorke getting radicalized by tiktok reels
>>221593621I think ours was about £1 more lel
>>221593717my hands are too small lmao
>>221593717first song i learned to play was In The Aeroplane Over the Seathe entire song consists of six chords and most of the time you're only playing four. pretty easy one to play at parties too
>>221593721Same but on m*th*rl*ss
just been recommended an instagram account based off who shared the reel with me
rorke testing out his ironman halloween costume
this fucking goes hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE2VpSPSNVk
>>221593733>>221593809good stuff
Used to blast this on the top deck of the number 7 home from school from my W800ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yJAh0elu0&list=RDq6yJAh0elu0&start_radio=1
>>221593692
Half Black. Half Chinese. Absolutely fucking mental...
>>221593773was it lewis
>>221593809gherkin gold card chunes
>>221593853rather not say
see rorke driving a german whip looks like hitler jews and dat
Fucking hell imagine pulling out a guitar and playing In The Aeroplane Over the Sea at a party
someone post it i dont have ig
>>221593771:/
>>221593839Totally bizarre fictional scenario given they were extremely popular before transition and received abuse afterwards Reality is the direct inversion of your 4chan memes.
>>221593870
imagine we were all in an ig group chatimagine the reels
>>221593890nah
>>221593542Rorke needs to write some bars in response.
>>221593621That's more than £3,500 p/a
Bonnie's kid is gonna come out with 3 eyes
>>221593841oh ok you're brainrotted, continue
£37 to go in the tower of london that's expensive£31 for westminster abbey too
Can't imagine being so miserable that you'd tolerate being broke just so you don't see any more brown people
brits will see a black african going "mandem ting bombaclot rudeboi yaright" and be like he is SO LONDON absolute roadman
>>221593935you can go to the abbey for free on sundays mate
>>221593542leftypol thinks we want to get rid of them because of the cost of living crisis
>>221593919Giving it fetal alcohol syndrome so it's too retarded to realise how unfortunate it is
>>221593542And what is the point of including brownies in this equation, when they only make everything worse including the NHS?
>>221593923have you never seen a silly jpg before lad who pissed in your cereal
>>221593907Kipling wrote 'The Ballad of East and West' in 1889
>>221593914i've not had a pay rise for 2 years, the amount of responsibility the cunt puts on me i should be getting more than 50k a year
>>221593935get on the bennies. they let you in for nothing
>>221593940that would absolutely be a price worth paying
>>221593879
oiii myyy man wanna cop some mango lassi off the mandem yeah?
rorke's barshttps://youtu.be/28B4fqMA9Oo&t=75
>>221593970yeh but i scroll past it and move on with my life because they're not worth saving and reposting
Don't see many rorkes morris dancing, dancing round the maypole, playing folk music, walking outdoors.No. They're all sweaty virgins glued to their computer screens who play video games all day.You don't give a shit about British culture.
leftymong can't even defend multiculturalism anymore he just cries about billionaires
>>221593919Preg connoisseur here. That's a prosthetic.
>>221593992do people have no shame
>>221593998bizarre thing to develop a little superiority complex about
>>221594002tbf all of those things are gay
>>221594002Your mum danced around my maypole
wearing my badge of barbarism against a backdrop of decay
>>221594043thinking bout thos beans
Why are Sundays so depressing?
Where is my blasian princess?
>>221594050howl
get the biomass deported
>>221594002well that must mean it's ok to import 10 million brown people
pair of chopsticks up the oul jappers
>>221594051like a movie babe
never posted a silly little jpg in me life
heftypol stuffing his maw late into the evening again
>>221594087rum bald dog
>>221593542So we should just solve no problems at all because other problems will still exist?What retarded mong thought this was worth saying?
you know whatfuck ittoasted barm
>>221594073
saw a video on tiktok that made me laugh so hard i cride
devised a good tactic for losers who have family members that bother them about not having kids or a job or things like that. when they're like "yeah why don't you have a girlfriend yet" you can just tell them something like "well i don't yet but at least im alive" or "i could be dead. other people are dead and i'm not" that sort of thing.
In the office tomorrowNo idea how I managed to do 5 days in a few years back
>>221594051Don't know, they're just more g loom y
>>221594055you must sail to blasia in search of one
never had a job
>heftypolvintage
I went to eurovision in vienna AMA
>>221594143lol
>>221594118this is crazy
>>221594121well where are they meant ot get a tibetan fromtheyre all chinese nowadays
>>221594153bit gay
>>221594153how do planes work?
what was it
>>221594051Loometh
>>221594153how many cocks have you taken up the arse?
>>221594141Mad did you just leave school and do completely nothing?
>>221594179dont know>>221594183none im straight and a virgin>>221594178nah straight
>>221594153elton status?
is counter strike still fun or has it been ruined like everything else i enjoyed when i was a teenager
eating endangered animals
one canada square is a freemason symbol
>>221594228alri chang
>>221594116Hope it jams in the toaster and the fire spreads to a coalseam and the whole north goes up in flames
>>221593542Why is this false dialectic that if you don't like mass migration you automatically are in favour of laissez faire capitalism?
>>221594205not him but yh after i finished uni i just rotted in my parents' house doing nothing because my parents are useless so they allow it
fmv drone footage of grey alien volunteers being exploded in ukrainian trenches
>>221594218straight
im getting the word sexo
>>221594205Yeah pretty much. I did go to do bricklaying at college after I finished school but I dropped out after 3 months because everyone bullied me.
>>221593940You're probably brown
>>221594227the woke has killed itinstead of playing a soldier running around with a gun you play as a tranny running around with a dildo
>>221594272Screaming
>>221594205yh..
>>221594237looks cool id incel walk there in my jeans and leather boots like midnight cowboy
fucked it all up havent i
>>221594289corrr just like saints row, bit of me that is
>slazenger>decathlon>next>georgeanything else to go on the ick list?
Wish I could just be a kid until I die. Growing older is awful
>>221594291Glad I made you laugh
oh dear… are the batons bashing again? are they? oh no. they’re absolutely going at it now, aren’t they? proper vigorous, that is. bit relentless, really. no sense of moderation whatsoever just full tilt, all enthusiasm and no restraint. good heavens. one does wonder whether they’ll ever pack it in for the evening, or if this is simply the new normal now. very energetic affair indeed… almost concerningly so…
>>221594296you'd be asked to leave by the private police they have there
>>221594002Nobody asked for your life story
>>221594320tk maxx
>>221594322'
i'm a 36 year old vf
>>221594320android phones
sick of these grey alien uber drivers you can never tell what they’re thinking
>>221594322ktim
are zied is funny tbf
>>221594130if i had to be in the office 5 days a week I would have sacked it all and became a neet a long time ago
>>221593542>muslimindian write this?
>>221594323How old are you?
>>221594350howl
>>221594181
legalize nuclear bombs
>>221594381Nah it was just leftypol
For me, it’s lovecraftian horror
it's really starting to loom now
>>221594381selamat pagi
>>221594395Mogs me
I am a venture flatulist.
>>221594320No idea what these things are
been farting nonstop all weekend it stinks i hate it
chewing on a walmart receipt again
tried explaining /brit/ to the foid again. was talking about the the latest goings on and explaining the dtfic vs heatherpaedo lore and how it relates to ziedbelg. she just looked at me and said she's going to spend the night at a friends. hope she's ok x
let that sink in
LEFTYPOL WITH WICKED BODY SHOT, SOME HOW RORKE TAKES IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. LEFTYPOL MUST BE FAR AHEAD BUT YOU CANT COUNT RORKE OUT —-OOOOOOHHHH MASSIVE RIGHT HAND FROM RORKE SENDS LEFTYPOL FLYING ON THE FLOOR. OMG NO COUNT NEEDED LEFTYPOL IS OUT COLD, MASSIVE UPSET
>>221594482perhaps youre lactose intolerant
writhing around on the floor with pure white eyes frothing at the mouth
match on the apps. wont be messaging her
>>221594513makes me sad that are tim doesn't seem to have a single friend in the care home, his entire life is just watching sky sports and getting his bum wiped by bames
>>221594513Didn't know Tim was swedish Mad
>>221594482Better out than in haha x
say hi to Glenda
you know bruce lee's not really dead don't you
>>221594482careful lad. too much farting can cause piles
>>221594244it didnt you spiteful little oikim enjoying it now
>>221594552well it has to come out otherwise my stomach will explode and farts will come out of my mouth and ears
At the end of the day there is a stratification within the British working class, with undocumented migrants right at the bottom (along with homeless people). And the people on the rungs above want to kick down at the people below, as encouraged by the elites. There is a genuine fear of a loss of privilege, people need to understand that the only way we get ahead is by eliminating the scum at the top and ending the social stratification.
>>221594543thats my life except I have to toil and wipe my own arse
seems like people tolerate me to varying degrees but inevitably people just realise I'm an autistic freak and don't really want anything to do with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzTALuZt7qY
>>221594561if he were crunchy and eggy he'd be garth meringue
>>221594568its not like im making farts on purpose for a laugh is it mate
>>221594597give it a rest leftypol mate. nobody believes that shite
>>221593940that's what happened in Zimbabwe, the blacks were ultimately fine with poverty, hyper inflation, even starvation just as long as they got rid of the whites, and yeah a few farmers got invited back
the diet starts tomorrow
rorke AND leftypol aghast
>>221594601ktimi always try to fit in but after a while people see me for the lonely freak i am
>>221594629Alright Holy Roman Emperor
>>221594597this but unironically
>>221594631 BAMEs are the vanguard
>>221594597get rid of the people at the top because they import the biomass
>>221594631wtf is going on with that ratfaced wog's hair
>>221594523Rorke heeming leftypol into a coma, making him a fruit and a vegetable
>>221594631bwc whores
swangin
>>221594601*sounds the ktim bugle*
>>221594645it not rite
>>221594597migrants will always be an underclass until their origin countries are fixedshort of global communism the only way to help native workers is to remove the migrants
Hello gentlemen I will be soon going to the shop and not engaging in any untoward behaviour at all!
screaming at all the poors and bames flooding into the swatch shops for the audemars piguet x swatch collection
Honestly i just wish people would see, when we support the bombing and genocide countries in the middle east, the people will flee. Where do they come? Where their life will be better.There isnt a conspiracy, alot of middle eastern migrants coming over to the uk is kinda our fault. Where else will they go when they are displaced?Like these guys are so close to getting it. Yet so far. Its painful. Genuinely, i wish they would let their pride down for a little and just believe what we have to say. They might actually realise we agree on a lot more than we disagree on.Sadly they are blinded by the hate their fav propagandists speak.
>>221594597If we deported all the forrens, there would be more avaliable homes for the Brit homeless, not to mention less strain on the NHS, school places and job markets
>>221594701stay out of my territory. or don't, it's a free country
>>221594712not a clue what audemar piguet is, barely know what swatch is
I am Fares Metwally Mohammed and I am full Irish R1b.
>>221594597not if you import endless indians
>>221594601Same
just dont like being sround them personally they're all ugly and smell
>>221594689 >fire beat startsit not rite it not riteyou don't want a fightrorke shows up and i heem him good nightit not rite it not ritei've just seen the lightpuffing a jointgetting high as a kite
just bought a bunch of garms off Vinted. literally no reason to wear grim supermarket clothes these days.
https://voca.ro/1ivNHTAdf0cr
>>221594712ap royal flop
>>221594771
>>221594601ktimeven as a teen I never made any friends playing online games either and I played all the autistic ones, can't even make friends with other freaks
thinking that I've never been on a rollercoaster before. any of you lads want to go to Alton Towers with me?
>>221594771rorke beathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_Ux5zcE5Q
https://voca.ro/19s41GZtFZJR
>>221594833yeah go on then
spent the entire weekend raping my own arse at 0.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000000.000000000000000000001mph
>>221594833genuinely would if I didn't think you'd eat me
>>221594858yawn
the hell hes sniffing dat shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCkeLBGSINs
>>221594826ktim played runescape for a decade never made one friend I just would ignore anyone who tried talking to me
>>221594883me and gfberg aha
Genetically, pedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me
shiesty wearing cronem slapping away
Rorke: I'm thinking of getting the tramLeftypol: Nice, that's the vibe.Rorke: Tantalising.Leftypol: Comme il faut
>>221594833id go with you but i dont have a passport
>pedophilesF O Y
>>221594910which one are you haha x
>>221594930you don't need one to get into alton towers mate, just buy a ticket
>>221594833aye go on then
rorke panicking when he hears other people speaking in the cod lobby and making sure his mic is off
>>221594946riddled that cunt
the gf
Bye.
Mad how it only takes one post to kick off a celts vs anglo row that will last threads
>>22159438326
>>221594833no thanks im too scared they'll fall apart or my harness will break and I'll fly off and die so I dont risk them
business idea: make a joke with the phrase piles per hour
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and release horrible braps.
measuring the one show with the metric giles per hour
>>221594955saw her getting blacked behind a telepizza
Don't tell me you bleed when the blood simply washes away
why are women so obsessed with cocktails?>we should go for cocktails>what cocktails should we have>my favourite cocktail is...cocktails this, cocktails that. fuck off with your cocktails you stupid bint
>>221594911you made this up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduZDtzpb6Y
>>221595003LOL
new tradie metric: tiles per hour
>>221594955well if that's how she feels then that's how she feels. freedom of speech innit.
My dad was a depressed alcoholic and I used to spend weekends with him and once he turned off the ps3 when I had nearly finished that one hard level in lego marvel superheroes and so as an act of revenge I went and pissed all up his toilet wall. This became a habit and I kept doing it. Once I had eaten something off and sprayed liquid shit all up his wall. The stain was still on that wall when we found him dead in the house 3 years later. I didn't cry
>>221595022they cant take real alcohol and like the fancy cuteness which allows them to "express themselves"
posting bait and measuring the thread in riles per hour
>>221594949that's leftypolrorke is calling people racial slurs
>>221595045grow up
is Pizza Go Go any good
>>221595030are you a crab
>>221595035"m8 you're not doing enough tiles per hour... you've got about 12.. muhammed and his cousins over there got about 20 for half the price... no easy way to say this, we're going to have to let you go."
>>221595022>orders a cocktail just because
>>221595022Maybe post this again in the next thread you inbred dribbling spasticI'd blow your fucking kneecaps off if you stepped foot round hereNow get back to chewing your fingernails you fucking spastic
we need to go back to old style nonces where it was just funny
love the timbre of a clarinet
>>221595022haha yeah when i go out with the gf i keep one of these strapped to my thigh and chug on it in the urinals and ill be drinking blue lagoon cocktails all night with her and her whore friends
>>221595060never heard of itlooked it up and turns out there's one right next to me in hackneyjust looks like a standard paki pizza shop
fuck off yank
>>221595060Really doughy and far too much cheese (and it's the cheap greasy shite too). Perfect for if you're feeling fat and want slop, not if you want to enjoy it
Mental how Brits use metric time, instead of hours, minutes and seconds you have 10 gollywobbles, divided into ten persnippitties, themselves divided into ten bits n’ bobs.
>>221595049Cocktails are alcoholic thoughbeit, often highly so and their strong non-alcoholic flavour can mask just how drunk they make you
still chiefing on runtz
>>221595022Why do men pretend to enjoy the taste of alcohol?
looms doesnt it?
>>221595022bottomless brunch is the latest fad for NPC plankton
>love the timbre of a clarinet
>>221595115bet this sounded really funny in your head
the only people drinking alcohol are runtz
>>221595115mental is it?
>>221595124there's a bloke in that webm you posted. you could ask him
>>221595129it has a warm and welcoming tone
>>221595151:/
clarinets timbering rn
Love wine me
bad reviews should be posted more often
>>221595158i know, i gay post just becauselove monk because he plays the clarinette
even the best of trannies don't look anything like women lol
>>221595124
>>221595213I should detransition
>>221595223>>221595223>>221595223
Horrible service, all the comments seem to have a common theme on the customer service. My bill came up to £19.90 and he entered £20 on the card reader. Told him that’s not the correct amount and he said why you crying over 10p. Be careful they don’t rip you off. Food isn’t too bad though but Head office needs to investigate.
>>221595022you sound angry. have a daiquiri to calm down.
>>221595213surgery, hormones, makeup and filters and they still just look like blokes. its sad really
>>221594700natives dont want to work though, as much as everyone says 'nah id defo work if it wasnt for abdul tekkin all me jobs' we all get to see the data and the truth is we're a nation of dossers
I did actually have the experience where you're chatting up a bird and then she loses all interest when a chad walks in the pub. Easily the most demoralised I've ever been. The way she looked at him just made me feel so inferior. She didn't talk to him, but she lost all interest in me and then I just eventually went to a different pub.
>>221595223>>221595223>>221595223All in here lads