Drinking Wee Milk Edition
>>221595223i dip my biscuits into that
biomass
>>221595256whay sort of biscuts
I did actually have the experience where you're chatting up a bird and then she loses all interest when a chad walks in the pub. Easily the most demoralised I've ever been. The way she looked at him just made me feel so inferior. She didn't talk to him, but she lost all interest in me and then I just eventually went to a different pub
doing a watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R62Gsgl6kL8
>>221595264into potholes
blood pressure is 129/86, 66bpmwork to do
yanks trying to cargo cult brit posting
not sure if i hate london or want to move there
>>221595291Mad how you had to fill in the captcha again to post this again and still no one will care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3K3R1zvhz0>shows up>shreds>robs kojima
>>221595291grim how helpless people like you arenot because of your body but unironically your mindseti’m 5’8 and 11 stone and i’ve never had an issue with women
>>221595256
>>221595285any with chocolate hehe
>>221595323I count every (You) as a victory>>221595327I'm not an incel
im on facetime with james cleverly
>>221595304when i was an alcoholic mine was 165/79
>>221595329Mark is wrong here. that is not a biscuit
>leftypols mum getting her soil pipe snaked and her dirty gutter rodded >rorkes mum at the dealership getting the nipples greased before a full service
Never been fat or even chubby but imagine it must be fun to just devour everything in sight all the timeMust be weird having a belly though
>>221595323i care
me the biscuit monsterme want biscuits om nom nom nom
still fartingroom filling up with noxious poo fumesthis might be my last day on earth
>>221595383How about I heem you cunt?Or maybe we kiss?Or maybe we walk past each other like ships in the night, robbing ourselves of the future that could have been...
>>221595256i dip my biscuits into your mums arse
chubbies have very pinchable cheeks often
>>221595407I love you
>was sat
>>221595407
>>221595389:)
Alton Towers lad here. I'm scared of rollercoasters too but consider that we've barely heard of any rollercoaster accidents in ages
>>221595389>>221595393>>221595407seek jesus immediately
Is this tradesman gimmick really a gimmick or are a few of you really having your wicked way with the bored housewives of the land
>>221595433due for one then
>>221595433lass i went to school with lost her leg from an accident at Alton Towers
need to quit my job and do another masters degree but it's not financially viable
went to the shops this morning and a milf was in her pyjama bottoms and her big bbw arse was wobbling and the bottoms were riding between her crack and I nearly coomed in my pants when she smiled at me
>>221595410jokes on you, i have two dads
>>221595464Reckon I need to smash all your windows with bricks and take you anally but don't see me fucking whining about it do you?
>>221595464>need another masters degreeWhy would you need more than one?
suffering from blue balls even tho i fapped the whole weekdoes this happen up there in your countrybe honest
>>221595453Did she find it?
>>221595479Probably thought you were an electrician for a second
i solemnly swear i am up to no good
>>221595490honking patter this
lad i went to school with lost his head from an accident at thorpe park
poop seal and poop eater
>>221595464have you considered busking?
maths teacher from my school was beheaded by al-qaeda. at disneyland paris
>>221595504yeah she found it in a medical waste bag in a different room to the rest of her body
lad i went to school with was alton towers at longleat safari park then he thorpe park
Still laughing at "drawing pictures of moss" to be honest.
Any fit moids on here over 30 who'd want to meet up and shag?
ate a burger king and been sick twice in bed shivering but unsure if it’s coming off the booze or the food did fuck my insides farts also smell like something has died in my arse and is rotting
english teacher from my school lost one of her tits at chessington world of adventures
lad i went to school with was shot in an attempted armed robbery
>>221595511Rorke, showing up the funeral and playing. 'Where's your head at' on a boombox
>>221595527happiest place on earth
i just played some cumhead
remember when i was 9 or 10 and went on one of those residential trips on schooli was too scared to use the shower because mumberg usually did it for me so i didnt shower for the whole week i was therei remember my arse was all crusty and sore by the end of it
>>221595531was she hopping mad
What did the beeb mean by this?
>>221595223More of a poo milk man myself.
this ride was dismantled. they dismantled her husbandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXgN-gKEazo
>>221595547lad i went to school with was arrested for armed robbery (yes rorke, he was)
english teacher from my school was very handsy
if i wear the zora armour i can swim up the waterfall
>>221595508
>>221595558yeah she hopped right into a big payday and the money she got was mad
>>221595507What makes you say that?
>>221595543>ate a burger king and been sick twice>in bed shiveringthis has got me screaming for some reason
rape rorke
>>221595557what
>>221595557
lad I went to school with ate a burger king at alton towers and was sick twice when al qaeda beheaded him on the corkscrew and he found his head in a medical waste bag under the nemesis
>>221595554post your feet babes
rorka's domain
>>221595545did she ever find it
chocolate milk is the BOMB
>>221595557rorkid
>>221595557can never poo when out of the home a lot of the time went to france for a week with school and didn’t shit for 7 days often think about how messy the poo was when i got back
>>221595602White people cringe
>>221595603im not that fucking troon
lad I went to school with got a good job and married an attractive woman and has 3 children now
>>221595264I have the solution [finalised]
>>221595585A milf to a tradesman is like a moth to a flame. Don't you think it's odd she smiled at you? She was probably dressing like that in the hopes that her knight in a white van would show up and take her in his calloused hands
>>221595634He probably hates his life don't worry about it
>>221595624Me when I go to festivals
>>221595634but what of his experience at a theme park?
>>221595624>went to france for a weekhope we were horrible
>>221595643corr
Do you know what a saint actually is? Theologically speaking a saint is anyone who died and went to heaven. Your grandma might be a saint. No miracles needed, no wanker in a funny hat in Rome doing some canonization thing. Feast days are for Roman pagan gods, not Christian saints.
>>221595624I remember visiting the italian gf from interpals and being confused how her bidet works when I pooed there
>>221595634unrealistic
i'm rorke but i'll admit this is peng
>>221595634Sounds like a loser
i've been to disney world once. eeyore stepped on my toe and i cried.
>>221595682tasteless garbage
>>221595682alri rasheed
>>221595607a schoolkid found and wore it, he looked like a right tit
>>221595588mumsy used to set the shower running for me i didnt know how it all worked
>>221595682hi rorke im dad
>>221595710oh god
>>221595682it's incredibly soulless actually basically a paki theme park city with a biomass crusher in the middle
Are any of those so bad it's good films actually worth watching
>>221595725yh
to be fair I was staying at my sister's flat before and I couldn't work out how her shower worked
>>221595672prods think everyone can be a saint
>>221595682what do you reckon would happen if it was nuked
>>221595710Why didn't you just ask someone?
>>221595706
>>221595725yh...
Rorke visiting all of the theme parks and having a good time. Appreciating life.
arbeit macht frei
once i went to my mate's new place during uni and couldn't figure out how to turn his tap on and everyone laughed at me
I used to poo myself because I was scared of going to the toilet when I heard Elvis died on the toilet
>>221595725War of the Worlds with Ice Cube
>>221595725i watched troll 2 (1990) and it was funny but this was 10 years ago
>>221595744got autism
I didn't used to wipe my arse until I was about 16 because nobody taught me how
>>221595795me at 9 when mumberg said I need to eat my veggies to get big and strong
Mum once made a comment about how i don't like noise and im "autistic like that". got me wondering if i was tested as a kid and they just never tolf me i have the retard.Anyways im sat in bed rn with ear protectors on
>>221595795grow up
>>221595795toilmate showed me one of this mongs videos unironically last week
>>221595682this is actually a sign of western dominance over islamthe clock tower is the archetypal sign of western culture. since it signifies western man’s two most insatiable urges. vertical expansion and mastery over time. indeed, the mechanical clock itself is a monastic invention originally. western man loves to measure and segment time into tiny units and build his day around that. as opposed to other ancient cultures who judged time by the sun or shadow and did not care for the exactness which we do. you won’t find a town or village in Western Europe without a clock tower for this reason.A huge clock tower overlooking the Kaaba itself shows that the Saudi ruling class are (subconsciously) aligned with Western money power and aesthetics over a more traditional look for the holiest site in Islam. t. chud philosopher
Shaved against the grain until I was 23
>>221595736did you snoop in her drawers or do anything with her knickers?
I'm sorry. he was the only singer whos article I clicked on while scrolling through the list of participants on wikipedia. I jinxed him.
rorke showing the family pictures of his trip to an old polish theme park
>>221595826was just saying this to the postman the other say
I don't know how to do most things now and I'm 37.
Having a bath
>>221595850Sc
>>221595632
>>221595857ktim opening incognito mode to google how long to boil pasta
>>221595831>Shaved against the grainyou're supposed to do that
>>221595863Lathering your fat scarred male body must be crazy
>>221595826hopefully when iran invades saudi they will destroy all this tacky shite and make it soulful again
just downloaded something
>>221595863you shouldnt have baths with your condition. you might fall asleep and drown
yanks scing their own shit posts
slightly too warm under the duvet slightly too cold when i peel it back
>>221595842i don't understand why you lot keep participating in this goy humiliation ritual
>>221595843haha nice one ladWe... ARE talking about Auschwitz, right?
>>221595903stop watching me
leftypol is unhinged
>>221595920
>>221595901McDonald's is a Scottish invention though
>>221595920prefer not to say
>>221595901What a bellend
>>221595924isn't he a groomer or something
>>221595924rare destiny W fuck vets
Such great political thinkers of our time, “Destiny” and “Harry Robinson”Dire
>>221595946that's vaush
>>221595931McDonald is Irish, MacDonald is the Scottish version
all streamers are paedophiles apart from badempanada
I like the way Jordab Peterson twiddles his fingers when he talks
>>221595930i heard from a polish guy who used to work there that the israeli tourists get really excited and happy when they go there
The toil looks heavily on my mind. Also, I will have to message gfberg tomorrow after toil to make sure she is still okay and talking to me. Then don't message on Tuesday after toil to see if she messages me
>Jordab Peterson
>>221595984
>>221595980can he still do it after the incident
amf C
>>221595871her profile isnt avaliable on kemono
>>221595984imagine getting to say you work at auschwitz
Dr Pepper, the Aryan mans drink.
>>221596007this elephant is racist
>>221595979
veronica mars
>>221595999honestly don't trust a word his daughter says
>>221596024haha
I want to know her doodie smells.
how can a retard like me be a better driver than 90% of drivers
good morning im unemployed
.
>>221595987Hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>221596071hot…
>>221596055smells like shit i reckon
>>221596071LOL
Rorke listening to Green DayLeftypol listening to Sum 41Rasheed listening to Osama bin Laden lectures
wish i were good at maths
>>221596071based
>>221596093i dont wanna be an american idiot
>>221595945t. Rasheed
>>221596093green day > sum41it’s not even close
>>221596056in the 5 minutes I've driven a car in my entire life I drove (slowly) into a parked caravan and started crying (was like 13)
>>221596071>>221596082>>221596087>>221596099kill yourselves
>>221596097was*
Some women are genuinely nice
playing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
all women are whores and i hate them
Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander users are warned that this thread may contain images and textual descriptions of deceased persons
Lots of political billboards in the Bahamas demanding the government deport illegal Haitians, so apparently Haitians are the N-words of the Afro-Caribbean world.
>>221596117wish i were good at was
got back under the covers after i got up to take a piss in the end
>>221596138SCREAM
>>221596138actual scream
attention pls
Um x
green day and sum41 are both shit emo slop, the dregs left over from post hardcore worn as aesthetics by pop musicians that wanted to sell music to 14 year olds that think they're subverting the mainstream with their deep and edgy tastes
>>221596121the toilfu isn't. she's really quite nasty and i'm going to stop talking to her
>>221595916It's establishment cuckery for establishment cucks, like the Baftas
>>221595410that's him done
>>221596152what's on your mind cherry blossom
>>221596152hi xx *licks nipple*
>>221596162Blog on you boring bastardWe all want to hear about your place of work and your mundane little life
>>221596170feeling sad :<
>>221596158trying too hard award
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
>>221596152sex sex
averaging 2,500 steps a day this year need to up my game desu
>>221596055Wonder if she has ever laid down in the bath, put her legs over her head and done a wee directly into her own mouth
>>221596191take off the eyeliner you aren't sticking it to the man
the dream gf
I want a woman who looks at me like this
Met Bruce Dickinson at a hotel once, had a long chat with my Dad about cars and it wasn't until he left that I realised my Dad didn't know who he was.
baby donkeys don't get sadthey just get really excited and kick their back legs uncontrollably
>>221596237i hate them
>>221596226just walk outside mate
>>221596192That's right. I just have sex with them
>>221596219>>221596226would like a gf who is kind and stable and who loves me myself
>>221596259you need to put your tiara on and have a baby donkey mindset
Business idea: ban everyone younger than 30 from /brit/
my dad's retardation has fucked us once again. This time the stupid bald twat decided to have an extension made moving an exterior drain from the outdoors in. So, we get roaches
is John Honey free yet?
>the prison population is roughly 96% male and 4% femaledamn
you are not a womanget a life
>>221596233read this entire exchange thinking it was david dickinson
>>221596259I saw some sheep today and I wanted to jump out of the car and just go lie down with them in a field and fucking die, no more human shit just nothing and then die
>>221595871enjoying this yt find
>>221596303According to Rorke's logic we need to deport all men
>>221596303Which is odd considering local jails are about one third female around here.
rorke telling the stripper to vote reform during the dance
https://youtu.be/9ymhLMlUPZU?si=gixxASsWeJXg5lRh
>>221596285ok i will try
russian women are divine angelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU58y7i0SqI
>>221596115you're a menace
genuinely love my family so much but if I got an Australian visa right now I’d leave in the middle of the night without saying a word to anyone and never contact them again
>>221596365I'd press neither because I'm not an evil cunt
>>221596219the real dream gf
gf left me 5 years ago. went heavy onto the booze. eventually that petered out a bit then watched most films and tv series and played every other video game ever made. wish id just went to the gym and tried again on the apps instead. its either just difficult to live alone and be happy or im just not cut out for it but
>>221596372no
@pinkwitchgrande
>>221596365i have two hands and 10 fingers
>>221596383Post nose
>>221596375it was my grandad's faulti must have panicked and kept my foot on the accelerator :<
>>221596386i would rather be alone than spend time with a woman
aff tae bed
https://youtu.be/ZAn3JdtSrnY?si=s6915meBFsYntNSI:>>>
>>221596383
yanks saying flav or and col or
Max Power signing off for the night
she leaves alittle sparkle wherevershe goes...
>>221596347she walks off leaving him dancing in front of an empty chair
>>221596423molly mahemon your doorstepat 3amx
>>2215963652
>>221596467her name's molly rankin actually
twilight
I'm unable to engage with this scenario. The premise involves violent or eliminationist framing targeting ethnic and religious groups ("browns," "joos" — the latter appearing to be an antisemitic slur), and it treats atrocities as strategic or humorous thought experiments.If you have a genuine interest in political or social dynamics, I'm glad to help with thoughtful, respectful discussion that doesn't rely on dehumanizing premises.
hiking gf
>>221596259kill it with fire
>>221596483meant mayhem >_<
small downward arrowfirst optionfucking um!!!
chatgpt is for absolute slaves
>>221596518um
>>221596516American niggas do be like that!!!!!!
>>221596494>using AI>2026
>>221596504the 170 ig followers gf
>>221596518cannae post that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89BPNcsL7QILeftypol is Mankind. And Rorke? He is the Undertaker.
>>221596516>>221596534i say bot uhl uh wahtuh
her favourite is R Dashdoes that mean she's a lesbian
rorke busting a move at the cookoutold wise unc says 'damn, that's a cold ass whiteboi'
turns out the window was open and that’s why i was getting chilly
in a world of brainless doomscrolling dronesi am a brainless doomscrolling drone
(8) ank account match my clothing size, that explains the price of my shoes (8)
Bottle of water
Quick someone make the newDont let a jf make a shit one
cut up like fruit bro
>>221596570ktim
>>221596565who
the only good yt to ever exist
i am the fruit nigga
No ponies!
my favourites gotta be rarity she acts uptight but shes an anal queen
>>221596601this went crazy on my ipod touch
>>221596605
another classic post brought to you courtesy of ezgif.com
>>221596639>>221596639>>221596639
NEW>>221596646>>221596646>>221596646
mad how Muslim niggas say "Allahu akbar" while western niggas say "oh my God"
>>221596624mine got stolen in bulgariahope that nigga is still using it
>>221596614https://youtu.be/ppJQKfqhFfE
Captchaberg!
>>221596365I don't post either because I'm not a shut-in virgin like you
