new antlers edition
I am going to rape you.
Which board does he use?
thinking about Allah's wrath and genuinely getting scared
>>221601177
>>221601177/a/
why'd he delete the link to the new in the old
Clownshow country.
i have absolutely nothing to say
>>221601257da yooth
started eating way more fruit and vegetables, i didnt skip them but i made them a core part of my diet now and my poos are absolutely crazy clean wipe once and im done, like it was never there. magical rorke probably uses the whole roll from his disgusting greggs slop diet
>>221601257>>221601263sad
>>221601259This is my posting strategy hack
>>221601279don't get sad get PISSED THE FRICK OFF!!!!!!
>>221601263Kino and sovl
>>221601289There was some black guys trying to act a fool here outside of a club one time, it didnt end well for them. They were lucky cops didnt come cause they are even worse and beat with batons.
>>221596867 >>221596867
>>221601323I love Eastern Europe. They do a good job of keeping N's in place instead of letting them run wild like America.
>>221601335hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
>>221601335we've been through a lot
>>221601342I know a landlord from Romania living here now who told me he takes their rental applications and tosses them straight into the garbage lol.
>>221601358I like your culture and attitude of not allowing outsiders to come in and push you guys around.
my name a borat lol
tranny flatmate and nigger flatmate doing my head in by getting up at 4am to get an ice cream out of the freezer
can finally feel a wank coming on. something to do, at least
>>221601363There was a guy from Big Brother who would patrol the boarders and tie refugees to trees and beat them. After pressure from the EU they put him in jail for a week, when he got out he continued doing it.
wank completed
this is the guy
>>221601385bizarre situation
>>221601418If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>221601418 >>221601385like a sitcom: rorke and his wacky divergent roommatestwo and a half neurons
i hate the internet
>>221601385how'd that come to be
>>221601445financial and current life situation means i have to share a shithole (shared bathroom and kitchen) with randoms who happened to be those vile specimensbut looking to move out probably next week
>>221601458do they ever get into wacky hijinks
>>221601472no they are very quiet and rarely leave their rooms except to use the bathroom or microwave something or get some ice creamnever cook anything eitherif i ever encounter them in the kitchen they say nothing
>>221601510>if i ever encounter them in the kitchen they say nothingDamn, where'd you find them.
>>221601510the goy lifegrim. hope your next place will be better
just fell asleepsleep posting now
>>221601553foolish and downright dangerous
>>221601553hehehehesquirrel took it
don't like women
not reading thatbut it’s exhausting when you realize the “girls just wanna have fun” part of going out now comes with having to constantly calculate safety because too many men act entitled to women’s space, attention, and bodies. The most depressing part is how normalized everyone’s become to it
>>221601607trvke
>>221601607*hits you over the head with a very large rock*
now women understand what behavior from men is abusive and are unwilling to stand for it. Then the men get angry because their manipulation tactics don't get them what they want anymore and they become aggressive. Women used to have to smile and go along with unwanted male attention or be labeled a bitch or a prude. Also, many women used to actually like this type of attention from men because they were programmed by society to think that their worth depended on whether men found them attractive. Women used to depend on men for literal survival. Now that women can make their own money and have their own bank accounts and credit cards and their things, women don't need men and therefore won't put up with their shit as much. Men are losing their value in society and they're angry with women about it.
>>221601629trvke
>>221601629*keeps hitting you with a rock*
how do i build factories?
>>221601629men are just jeetsfact that retards cant see this is ironic and painfulhorrible pointless gender
>>221601629Reddit would love this post I recommend taking it there
>>221601654can i see your pussy x
>>221601659i copy pasted it from reddit mate
milk truck arrive
larping as feminists is it
yes
>>221601663great mate saved me the trouble of going thereyou building repository of all reddit knowledge you a librarian a scholar a scribe yeah?
milk truck arrive at station, milk slosh around inside time for me to drain it, mm yes silky milky
>>221601394LMAO love that
>>221601680somewhat of a modern day scholar yeah r/GirlDinnerDiaries see for more
>>221601414Baddy
breakfast time
>>221601722bekfast
>men are just jeetsgenuinely gave this man a nobel prize in science
not that complicated boys
>>221601746if feems ruled the world nukes would fly in 6 months
>>221601761if nuclear war ever occurs then it would have been better for it to happen sooner rather than later
melbourne-based band "public figures"
>>221601746yeah but what do women do in a matriarchy if men just decide to punch them?
>>221601746*invades you*
any filth and squalor man in
>>221601761women would have no clue how they workyou really think humanity could reach the moon with a woman's mind?
>>221601807>what do rich people do in an oligarchy if poors just decide to punch them and steal their stuff? they're outnumbered after all
>>221601817um yeah didn't black women literally build the rockets you evil chuddie
>>221601257chocolate city tbf
https://voca.ro/1j16MhBXXIL3
>>221601821the rich punch back and the rich are stronger due to better food and exercise
>>221601860he's not famous because of his looks he's famous because he's a weird autistic man who does meth to stay leanthe fact that he still gets mogged by randos despite this is very funny
>>221601817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfVR4f919xw
>>221601860why are your vocaroos always done outsidecan hear the wind blowing
>>221601860he is propped up imo, doesnt seem organic
>>221601888https://voca.ro/1eWKgA1LpKoi
>>221601928I agree. I think as long as he's making money for someone and leading kids down the wrong path they allow his content on whatever platform he's on
johnnysomali is probably breaking rocks in a korean prison right nowhope he's doing well x
we're gonna put a nigger on the moon before the chinks get one of their own up there lol, they are nothing
my eyeballs feel unusual
>>221601948sometimes I day dream about someone like Johny Somali to come here and try to do that. It would be beautiful although he would leave after the hospital visit.>>221601959This looksmaksing shit is way older than him, then he came out of nowhere and all of a sudden he is on every show and talking politics...definitely sus
aquitaine looks cool
im in the empire business.
i just remember that fucking idiot set himself on fire for palestine kek
all aussies are QUEENS
>>221602033yesand it belonged to england for hundreds of years
no one:not a soul:bulgarian poster: banging tunes m8swede poster: look at my horse, my horse is amazingzeidy: African penis!leftypol:mousey:rorke: aaaaaaaayo daaaaaayo daylight come and me wan go home
>>221602057i thought her song was the best honestlybut maybe that's not what wins eurovisionyou also needs choreographyand big bulgarian tits
Today, Ukraine launched the largest attack on Moscow since the Second World War.Several targets were hit in the capital city
Why do billionaires exist
>>221602108ktpim
I have actively insisted that I'm DTFIC and they say nothing about it. It's very strange.
>>221602106to anger and upset the stupid little girl known as Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, which is a good thing.
aff tae my niece's bat mitzvah
ned to kimmysef
>>221602207yea
I must kill myself
ate far too much yesterday and now i feel terriblewish i could wfh today but i need to be in the office
poo, therefore poo
besides being like AJ my story is also in some ways like that of tony soprano: I get fatter, more hedonistic, more hateful, and ultimately die from a gunshot wound to the head without redemption
https://voca.ro/121KLEFHSjNU
chasing catberg around the gaff with a chainsaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1u4F7fxnU
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58
>>221602430aura
>>221602430only gets more spooky as it recedes farther and farther into the past
>>221601161Toxic relationship with alcohol
>>221602507it's a toxic substance
finna post a webm
Giz a sniff Emma.
sad cowboy vibes in my filthy bedroom
playing oblivion (the original one not remastered)
Brits don't call steers "steers", they call them "bullocks", which sounds like bollocks, something that a steer lacks.
Screaming
>>221602732Patriot moment
>>221601257>DinersAdd it to the list.
Lel
>>221602882funny how 25% of your "country" is 3rd generation indian
>>221602949I’m Irish mate
50000 people used to live here
im so fucking ugly
>>221602955fuck orf
>>221602882That conference where Von der Leyen was dressed like a character from Star Trek and said the Talmud is Europe's moral guide lol
>>221602949Yours will be too in less than a decade, be humble Seamus
>>221602987Why?
>>221602986we are all ugly
im also irish
>>221603029Not like me
I would inject heroin into my eyeballs for her
>>221603073I'd cut off my cock just to have sex with her.
>>221601257reopen the youth clubs
Haha whoops
we’re with the vipers
we had a youth club but you needed a certain amount of social status to get in. it wasn't just open to any nerd
>>221601607Yeah memes aside I am terrified if I have a daughter. There's some utter scum blokes out there. Particularly the new arrivals.
>>221601746Toil in a workplace of women and you'll quickly understand why this can never work
>>221602430VGHReopen the workhouses (unironically)
In her readathon video Ruby says she started reading an adult romance book (knowingly), but stopped because she realised it had EXPLICIT ROMANCE She then tries to explain it as she "doesn't like romance at the best of times anyway" but given that she decided to pick it up in the first place, she must have momentarily forgotten Erimentha Parker's Age Appropriate Reading Regulations
>>221602547He's got more rizz in his little finger than...Actually they're all little fingers I suppose
dirty bastard pigeons shagging on my balcony
OPPRESS THE WELSH
Do they get that dwarf on Silent Witness to climb inside the bodies to have a look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK6w6MzMDhkWe must go back
>>221603240You already did
>>221603073shagged her when i was younger coer
chrome keeps crashing on me when i click links, even that 4chan post links wtf is going on
brb lads got to take this
Junkies are more fun when you're paying to fuck them
Battery grows lower
Off to toil see you lads later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U8OLfN6eZ8support british podcasts
>>221603311These lads are genuinely so fucking funny
the world would be better off without rubyposters
they call me mr bombastic
>>221603318I know which is why i keep shilling it because the /brit/ lads would lke the pod if they gave it a chance
>>221603309Never had a job
One nation
>>221603342Wrote it off because the two lads looked like a pair of PoliticsJOE mongos but its incredible
>>221601177waow! she's beautiful! name?
>>221602955
watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown compilations on youtubethis is where my life has ultimately led
>>221603207Need Ruby to sit on my face and unleash some vile farts.
Yeah but the taigs deserve it
>>221603397Desperate to fit in
>>221603379Love watching cats do countdown on SBSThat Sean Locke's right funny, wonder when he's touring here next
>>221603410Bodied him good
Headlines these days are what people used to make fun of right wingers for just 10 years ago. “Yes Rorke, next you’ll be telling us the scary coloured people don’t understand that rape and theft is wrong and will be demanding reparations”
>>221603410hes right you know
Am I not racist enough
Why is Cookie Monster on a knife bin?
>>221603437Post your scorehttps://hbd.gg/
>>221603428LMAO so Israel commits the genocide, but Scots should pay for it. Endless headaches with j*** and their pets isn't it
>>221603428>FreedlandMmm yes I’m sure this article is 100% true and not designed in an attempt to turn people against Palestine…Because why would freedland want to do that?
>>221603441Irony in a the Essex coat of arms.
Sydney "Cookie" Monster
Britain in 2026
>>221603465You don’t want to get the swatch x AP????
>>221603477I looked them up to see what all the fuss is about. I'm good, thanks.
>>221603453I'm a child of the 90s so I hate-Yanks (so so much)Saffers (diplomatic immunity)Serbs (baddies on the news)
>>221603477Childrens watches?
>>221603497
>>221603458You’ve swallowed the communist propaganda. Operation Sig
>Manivannan moved to Scotland in 2021 to study for a PhD in international relations at the University of St Andrews.>The politician uses they/them pronouns and along with Glasgow's Iris Duane will be Holyrood's first trans parliamentarians.>Manivannan, who also identifies as non-binary, has worked as, external a community organiser, adviser and teacher with the United Nations, trade unions and human rights groups.>The Green is currently on a student visa but they have applied for graduate visa, which would allow them to stay in the UK for up to three years.clown country
Much to think about
>>221603496>Serbs (baddies on the news)he had a hard life
in bed , supposed to be in work at 8
>>221603518Boring bait
>>221603547Like the friends song. Would you still be making (and burning) your breakfast if you were still in bed at 10 and work began at 8?
Fucked my last kinetic wrist watch using it as a fidget spinner during CovidIf I got another watch I probably would get one of them gay chunky nurses watches
>>221603535wonder what the corporate vultures at JCDecaux thought of that one
>>221603551cute, they protest for everything they hate
>>221603497Need to sniff 2nd best Emma's farts.
>>221603555Who was the palestinian leader before yasser arafat, the gay Egyptian?
sitting naked as i air dry after my shower
>>221603516isnt it also cringe to be like 'i just care so much '
>>221603576>Hohon zankyou for ze monay, leftypool
>>221603587>>221603555
>>221603613they're all queuing up to pay. clearly ai
Tell me how me literring isn’t creating more jobs for people
>>221603635https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Essays_on_Political_Economy/That_Which_Is_Seen,_and_That_Which_Is_Not_SeenBasically, opportunity cost, and you're a grub
>>221603588show us
>>221603635Councils don't employ extra people just to clean up litter and dogshit everywhere. They just use the resources they already have; but it takes longer to clear up, reinforcing the belief that the country is a fucking shithole.
>I am terrified of having a daughter because of immigrants and scumNearly all of the time it's the woman's fault for being near them
Got the theodore roosevelt audiobook on fer sleeptoil
I have a chode
>>221603672Women are taught to be kind and not make a fuss. It’s fascinating how left wing they have become. Fear of ostracism from their friends and peers.
just burned my finger after spilling my aeropress everyhwereso thats my day ruined
>>221603700Just be home before dark and get a hobby other than clubbing, sis
>>221603707Get a Keurig.
>>221603707i'm delighted and french, just know it
>>221603707Meanwhile a Palestinians day is ruined because his entire family was crushed under 1000 tonnes of concrete Be thankful for what you have x
>>221603725im not drinking taht shite
>>221603707were you doing the inverted method? I once scalded my hand really badly doing that
>>221603734Get a French press. Aeropress is gimmicky.
>>221603739>were you doing the inverted method?of course
Invert method more like
>>221603707this has cheered me up, thanks
>>221603730i dont live in palestine so wahts it got to do with me
why do they want a swatch
my smile and optimism: gone
about to aeropress post
>>221603783i did it
>>221603730this has cheered me up, thanks
hitler was very fucking a monster
right, sandwich time
Rorke posting his webms at 7am again is it
Fucking buy an espresso machineDon't you people want to drink proper coffee
morning dee ladsa morning dee lads morning dee ladsa morning dee lads
>After training you will work from the office once per fortnight to connect with your team. Other than this you can work from home.The dream has come, lads.
>Fucking buy an espresso machine>Don't you people want to drink proper coffee
mad how much easier life seemed until i met the toilfu and became obsessed with her
>>221603822god I wish that were me
>>221603812don't like espresso, I'm a v60 man x
sucking a energy drinkerino
>>221603826that's why you need to avoid women like the plague
newkybrowncunt loves his newkybrown
>>221603551I truly cannot believe people like this are considered the sane ones
chewing a receipt like long cut tobacco
>>221603826my toilfu obsession has actually improved my life quite a bit although the obsession part is still unhealthy
love me morning tea and biscuits
>poocastle brown ale
>>221603832not sure what it is but if you told me this was a photo of some southeast asia city i'd have believed itmaybe just depressing vibes and mucky river
hour 36 back on the apps>1 match (not talking to her)>5 likes (swiped left on all)not looking good
wadded up a receipt to have a suck on like a gumball on my way to work
>>221603899Get ye on to grindr
>>221603899*swipes right*
>>221603907Grindr is even worse i only found 2 barely legal blonde twinks to fuck in a year
slept like shit again award
>>221603892Maybe you just haven’t traveled very much? x
>>221603927i know that pain
>>221603927Haven’t slept and will be in an hour or two again award
>>221603927slept like a baby me. woke up crying and with a shit in my undies
Had to get up at 6:30 because Argos said my order was coming between 7am and 2pm, now they email me and say it’s coming between 11:30 and 1:30. Fuming, could have had longer in bed.
>>221603892that is the beautiful toonat the corner of this photo there is a 6 storey building called baltic hosting an art gallery which takes approximately 20 minutes to complete. It is the worst gallery i have ever been to.
>>221603927go for a long walk or run today. you'll have the best sleep of your life
>>221603927
91 sleep score for me x
>>221603953haha you can just get an early start on the old wfh lad. you do work, right?
>>221603959would have felt so good coming out
>>221603953what did you order lad?
>>221603952and a tit in your mouth?
just did a perfectly spherical poo and when it landed in the bog it sounded like dambusters
>>221603981poopress
>>221603993ok
>>221603953played like a fiddle
cute girl who works at the bottleshop who i see on my way to the grocery shop finna make me relapse on 3 years of sobriety
rorke growing old gracefully
why lie im gay
>>221604017don't
>>221603968Suppose I could but I prefer working in my actual work hours>>221603981Got the gf an Apple Pencil for her birthday so she can do her drawing on her tablet>>221604013FUMING
its my birthday and i have to go to work
>>221604017edukate got back on the booze so why not you
wish i were a member of the ruling british elite in 1700s ireland lording over the local starving paddies
rorke rorking a rorke because he rorkily rorked a rorkey rorke
>>221604040that's what you get for being a t*urus
im straight though
>>221604040you don't *have* to though, let's be honest
Emma Watson has a stinky bum.
>>221604045is oz full of iroid scum? i hear theyve set up their own communities down there sort of like the pakis have done here
>>221604031surely a couple of bottles of vodka every day couldn't hurt>>221604044who
>>221604045they had plenty of food in the 1700s though
got one of those frappes from mcdonalds and it just tastes like melted ice cream
>>221604040happy birthday lad enjoy yourself
>>221604072no, a lot of us have irish ancestry but irish identity isn't really a thing here
Geordies say "Newcastle" but we call it "Newcastle"
>>221604017do it it'll be worth it just to smile at her. whats the worse that can happen? early death from alcoholism? death is a neutral fact about the world. not a negative or evil
>>221604065How do you know defamer
>>221604079no they didn't, the great famine came later but the micks were always an impoverished sort
>>221604098Poo comes from it.
Emmayank’s posts turn me on lol
>>221604096staying alive to see what happens is part of the fun. dying confused in agony with yellow eyes and fluid build up that makes you look pregnant and pissing and shitting yourself and vomiting blood
>>221604072We occasionally get waves of pikeys getting up to their pikey tricks on the Gold Coast
>>221604119Bit presumptuous of you
rang up the gaming shop and asked them if they had battletoads for wii, and they told me to do a barrel roll
>>221604073scotch youtuber
>>221604104i would rather live in 1700s ireland than the life i lead now
>>221604124none of that matters when you're dead tho
have recently discovered the immense value of a tesco meal deal that consists of snack options after having a lunch elsewhere
>>221604161yeah nothing matters when youre alive either. floating rock in space etc. your point?
>>221604172Live your myth in Woolloomooloo
They better figure out why the universe exists by the time i die
>>221603899decided to message the one match just to practice if anything else
Can't tell if those are chink twink tits (acceptable) or chink lady tits (unacceptable)
>>221604184hello redddit
>>221604192Waheyjollyyippeedoodoo for me
>>221604202Korean man
>>221604202ktim, janny must be mulling over this dilemma as we speak
All these people standing in solidarity like bruh I'm shook.
bones are aching again
On that wegovy fat jab stuff now
Woolloomooloo is quite ritzy and cosmopolitan actually
IWANNA FLY AND RUN TIL IT HURTSSLEEP FOR A WHILE AND SPEAK NO WORDSIN AUSTRALIA
>>221604231>it's actually realkek
>>221604231isn't spanian from there? gave me the impression the place must be a bogan shithole full of housos and eshays
hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddlethe cow jumped over the moonthe little dog laughedto see such sportand the dish ran away with the spoon
where's the new then
where's the poo then
have it on good authority that this is the last ever /brit/
>>221604266noooo
is the new just not being made then?
Pressed a button on my phone and it summoned a little brown fella to maccies to pick up my breakfast x
getting femur replacement surgery
>>221604266finally
>>221604270Sir Keir thanks you for supporting the rape gangs!
WHERE'S THE CHEESE
*turns on my rube goldberg-esque new thread making machine*she'll be ready in about 3 hours lads
>>221604284>>221604284>>221604284
>>221604274Hope they get confused and you wake up with a madagascan primate attached to your hip
>>221604231i've got a nice picture of it
>>221604276I don’t think McDonald’s has anything to do with rape gangs, Rorke
>>221604280in this thread we say Heath Robinson
>>221604301oh yeah? ever heard of a McGangbang?
>>221604202Twink
