>>221602237
crazy how garbage they look without hair

>>221602304
inb4 a norwood coper tells you they would look good if they shaved everything
deep down even he knows bald vs hair is still night and day

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morning /med/
>>221602237
>>221602333
nice digits plus you're beautiful

Good morning, sisters.
It's raining so I'm skipping the gym today unless it halts in half an hour or so.

>>221602555
qt

wigs are good until you realize the work in maintaining the wigs, and the toxicity of the glue you use for the wigs.

>>221602555
you too anon, i see you also visited the /ex-yu/ thread
nice trips

Incel morning /med/.

>>221602679
Long time no see Magyar-kun.

>>221602237
andrew tate looking ahh gypsies

>>221602679
werent you banned

>>221602830
I skimmed through yesterday's thread and you're right, it's annoying to have the general infested by foids and sexhavers

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>>221602555
bom dia
amo rainhas negras

>>221602830
>Long time no see Magyar-kun.
I was only absent for two days bby.

>>221602864
Saturday we had a regional IP ban, idk about Sunday as I didn't even check if I could post or not.
Once we had it for like 2 or 3 weeks, but it can be bypassed if the user verifies via email. afaik here is a pedo hungarian here on /int/ iirc, so whenever the regional ban comes up I always suspect it has something to do with him.

>>221603570
Hello Magyar nice to see you

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>>221602333
it doesn't look as good as full hair, but it's probably easier than coping with medication, surgery or a wig
>>221602830
>>221603117
gm

>>221603664
Überbased pic

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>>221603684
did you watch the movie? it's great. very grim, but great.

>>221603664
By the way I personally do the "just buzz it off" cope, but it honestly looks kind of shit on me, my face is not suited at all for the bald look
Oh well, just another reason I'll remain a kv

>>221603714
yeah, imo it's the most sensible way to deal with it. At least it looks orderly, and you either have luck with a face that looks well with it or you don't. But it's not like most balding men would be automatic gigachads with full hair either. No point in obsessing over it anyway.

>>221603705
I read the book first and then watched the film, I really liked them
>>221603751
Yeah that's right, I'd probably be an incel with hair too so why bother

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What an edish, I love their little gay dance afterwards. They really do look better. But too much maintenance.
>>221603714
Very same, as you know fra. But even like that you may find a gf in time. Harder than the alternative but don't lose hope.
>>221603117
Yes, it fucks with the threads tone, a shame.

>>221603800
I watched the movie but only got the book later, I read a number of Houellebecq's books but not this one yet. I should do it sometime, but I haven't read much in months. Still haven't finished a book I started in December I think..

>>221603705
Not him but I've only read the book.

>>221603800
I'm an incel with hair, but you are taller than me so maybe with hair it would tip you over the edge, who knows.

>>221603839
The book is short, you can read it in a weekend.

>>221603836
Based Gironde
>>221603839
Read it, it's just like 150 pages

>>221603950
Yeah not really, you are definitely short but I'm just dead average
You should geomaxx in Asia since you like gooks

>>221603987
>You should geomaxx in Asia since you like gooks
I'm not well off enough to fuck off to a third world country for months.

>>221603998
Peculiar answer
Well, maybe once you save some money

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>>221603950
>>221603977
I'll get to it. I want to finish my non-fiction book first. But my attention span is terrible, I'm in a phase of using the internet too much, and I don't even write with anyone aside from 4chan. Last year I had a phase where I managed to put the phone away in the evening and read a bit.

>>221604014
I was trying to say that French people live like kings and they can afford to travel while unemployed meanwhile I'm barely scrapping off with my job because I don't have to rent, if I had to rent I couldn't save any little money.
Even if I was well off I wouldn't want to get a woman who only wants me for money or citizenship and would leave me the moment she can.

>>221604021
Yeah don't worry about it, I also haven't read a non-uni book for like three months, I'll read something once I do my damn exams

>>221604047
>I was trying to say that French people live like kings and they can afford to travel while unemployed
I know, that's why I used the word "peculiar", I feel you my poor brother
>Even if I was well off I wouldn't want to get a woman who only wants me for money or citizenship and would leave me the moment she can.
Well of course you wouldn't, you are not stupid and wouldn't betabuxx, I meant going to Vietnam, Thailand o algo and fucking around there without any commitment

>>221603714
>my face is not suited at all for the bald look
what makes a face suited for it?

>>221604087
>I know, that's why I used the word "peculiar", I feel you my poor brother
This is the second time this happens to you, last time I got it but this time I felt like you were trying to attack me somehow so I answered defensively like a retard.
>Well of course you wouldn't, you are not stupid and wouldn't betabuxx, I meant going to Vietnam, Thailand o algo and fucking around there without any commitment
I think it would be harder for me to meet people on vacation.
I'm unable to talk to random people on the street.

>>221604110
being good looking

>>221604110
For instance not having big ears and a big nose and not having to wear glasses
As it stands I pretty much look like the chud meme
>>221604115
Aren't you neurotypical? If I were in that situation I would install Tinder, see what I can get and offer them food and drinks (a light form of prostitution)

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wife is makinh fried chicken sandwiches tomorrow and i hate how heavy they are they make my heart race so im just gonna have sausage
deep fried food is terrible man i dunnp why people eat it
>>221604110
skull structure i assume

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little incel rant incoming
the Syrian girl I saw in winter told me to fuck off at the end of February, then last Tuesday she wrote me again out of the blue that she would be open to talk (basically telling me I get another chance)
I'm an incel but have enough dignity not to be excited about this since she didn't seem very excited either so I responded not with enough excitement apparently
now a couple days later she's telling me to fuck off again
she's a very warm christian woman btw and only wants a very serious husband for marriage
what a load of horse shit, sorry I'm not all over you if you just throw a bone at me after telling me to fuck off coldly and then silence for 2 months
it's a mystery why she is single too I guess
>>221604328
fried chiggen sounds awesome doe

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hey dudes
How's the Monday treated you so far?

have some lovely chebs, to brighten your day

>>221604632
It's incredible how thirsty you are for mid slags with weird clothes and some black make-up slathered on their face

>>221604632
is your wife a goth too?

>>221604535
its too greasy and heavy for me
>>221604632
stop posting this thing
>>221604726
god i hope she is and she meets my goth wife and they share makeup tips

>>221604726
That's the Portuguese tranny poster, not Portuchad

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>>221604824
>the Portuguese tranny poster
ah ok

>>221603605
Good to see you too sweetie.
Was thinking about baiting btw. Did not post for 2 days so I was going to drop something like "had sex on the weekend award". Would have net me at least 5-6 (you)s tbf. Decided to not go down that route tho.

>>221604632
imagine the sex (and bjs) zamn

>>221604535
It is what it is. The kwabian man shall march on.

>>221604991
>It is what it is. The kwabian man shall march on.
t b h I just wonder if it was doomed from the start or if there was a chance to try again with her. I tend to think the former. Whatever. Thanks for the (you). Is your depression better?

>>221604991
That wouldn't have been very realistic
Are you feeling a bit better mentally?

I love les Rois Maudits. The first book is a large scale thot patrol operation.

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Morning. Already drunk. Have a good day everyone

>>221605286
Based

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>>221605286
goddamn bro

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>>221604705
>>221604824
shitalybro...
>>221543155
>>221543475
>>221543506
we all know what you're into, we all saw your post about it last Saturday trying to get the Bulgarian into it and everything

>>221604726
no, his >>221604761 is
and I won't stop

>>221604991
you're cool Magyanon

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>>221605286
baseadinho até ao extremo

>>221605173
Last book I've read was There Is No Antimemetics Division because historical fiction bores me and I prefer supernatural and Lovecraftian horrors.

nothing wrong with the trannies, some of them are cute. i have yet to meet one irl that i like (i only know one), but they exist. rejecting them outright is dumb unless you really hate dicks. in which case you have bigger issues to worry about, such as your latent homosexuality. because, yes, hating dicks makes you gay. a straight man (like myself) would suck a tranny's dick if SHE was cute enough because he doesn't care about the opinions of other people, that behaviour is woman coded and therefore gay. i am not saying you should go out of your way to suck some dick, that is also gay, but you shouldn't mind doing it if you happen to be sexing a tranny you have a romantic interest in (or maybe SHE is a very close friend). also, before anyone says "but they be looking like proper men", i am talking about the passing trannies, especially the early transitioners (aka youngshits), not the grotesque manly agp sissies. like, i am sure you wouldn't call plato gay (he would crack your skull with a downward swing of his fist), yet he was banging cute boys on a regular basis. we are talking dudes with dicks and no exogenous estrogens in their blood. he, and many other wise men of the past, were attracted to the inherent femininity of the youth (you must bear in mind that the femininity is, at it's core, a lack of masculinity, which is why young men are inherently feminine) and disregarded the many developing male traits. i am of course not arguing in favour of sexing young males, but in favour of disregarding the male elements in an individual that is otherwise mostly feminine. that is because a straight man is ultimately attracted to general femininity, not only to one of its extremes. idk, i think it makes sense.

I have a meeting in half an hour and I'm shitting myself out of fear, I'm a weak retard.

>>221606042
have confidence, you'll manage
I'm sitting here feeling useless and when my tasks will come I'll probably feel the same

>>221606042
drink a pint before going in

>>221605925
interesting

>>221606042
what exactly makes you afraid?

>>221606131
The situation and the fact that I'm not good at expressing myself.

>>221606225
oh yeah i can relate. i just rehearse in my head what i want to say a million times and think of rebuttals and how i would reply. that gives me a false sense of security that at least gets me through the beginning of whatever public speaking thing i have to do. just pretend to be confident.

The Indians are arguing with each other.
Apparently there have been like 3 months without the work actually starting.

>>221606558
Honorary Andalusians

>>221605809
It's on my list. How was it?

>>221605925
All that yapping, you could have just said "I'm gay"

>>221605925
You sick pervert...

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good morning everyone, battle against the cagie continues
>>221605286
you good there, dude?

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>mfw a shitalian calls me a norwood coper once more

>>221607574
that whole text is intact proof of the opposite. i am perhaps the straightest man in this thread.

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>>221604632
>they gave me the goth girl single ride
>clearly being filmed by the person next to her
Whores deserve the rope.

>>221604726
Succubus is a girly girl on the outside, zero goth or “goth” vibes.
On the inside she is catnigga of he were a woman.

>>221605925
>wall of text
>blablabla trannies
This might be the most abhorrent /med/ post in ages. We need /qa/ back.

>>221606558
KEK
Predictable.

>BREAKING NEWS
I decided to give Skyrim another chance. It turned out to be a lot of fun to play

>>221608175
ya, got some cash, not enough for her to come back, but we push through

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>>221608658
Skyrim is a fun time, don't listen to boomer naggers and enjoy Todd's masterpiece

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>>221606558
JEET'ed
told you

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>>221608793
I’ll surely enjoy the “capital” “city” of the nords and the petty roars alright.

>>221608808
Is there ANYTHING that they can do well and not shitify beyond saving?
I suffer so much with them. I had a problem that was identified since January and supposedly solved in January that caused the stop of an assembly line because those fuckers simply ignored the ticket and closed it with doing anything.
Then they tried to fuck me over saying I didn’t open a ticket and when I showed them proof they starting seething so much. I hate the pajeetoids so much frens…

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>>221608928
don't be such a grouch old man
us who were born in the 90s and played that as teenagers after highschool had the time of our lives with it

>>221605925
i'm bisexual so i don't really care
as long as there is no bottom surgery done which freaks me out i'm okay

>>221609067
I was an Oblivion enjoyer. I still remember what I felt when I left the sewers for the first time and saw the world open in front of my eyes and the FPS tanked. Complete ecstasy.

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>>221609336
missed that one by a little bit, first Todd game I played was Fallout 3 in 2009
school friend let me borrow the disk for PS3

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>>221609336
I vividly remember I had a 7600GS Silent from ASUS at that time. Father said it was my only option because my previous graphics card was a fucking jet turbine and he couldn’t withstand the noise. It was good, but quickly hit thermal limits and new games were a bitch to run, like Oblivion at good settings. I did play Crysis with it, at 20fps. When I tried to extract a bit more FPS I ended up burning the card and then bought a 8800GT. Now THAT was podracing.

Also, two of the coworkers are jeetas and they are kind of redeemable.

i unironically only ever played esv with the extra dialogue mods for serana, never bothered with anything else in that junky mess. it peaked at morrowind

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>>221608658
>I decided to give Skyrim another chance. It turned out to be a lot of fun to play
I got a lot more fun out of Skyrim when I slapped on like 150 mods and made it a gritty, survivalist adventure with no sissy modern conveniences, like fast travel or weightless gold/arrows.

Only problem is that one tiny little patch broke my fucking save file and I couldn't figure out which combination of mods was causing it to bork out, so I ragequit and haven't touched it in years.

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>>221609729
Do redeem saar.

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>>221609018
last week one of my colleagues in Europe was seething about them, I did an analysis on some issue with the root cause identified and how to solve it
some jeet was doing some "triage" and was pulling hypothesis out of his ass and shitting (no pun intended) the fix/deployment flow
the other guy literally went to the higher ups and complaint that not only I already did his job, but he was ruining what I did and confusing everyone
I even had to be extremely blunt with one of the chiefs in front of everyone because of this jeet's retardation
it's mind-boggling
>>221609729
there is one jeeta working in one of the teams I have to deal with that is redeemable
she has huge tits

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>>221606558
lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=668r-uYMFfA

>>221608793
>>221609784
Some Dunmer-looking bastard betrayed me after I helped him. I was forced to bring him to justice with my steel sword

Btw, I dreamed I was applying to medical school, even though I had never considered it before. After waking up, I started considering it

>>221609709
7600 GT enjoyer here. Around 2011 some game ruined it :D

>>221611027
Lol :D

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>>221612627
it's a tough job, lots of years of study and internship, lots of responsibility too I know this from personal experience

but big respect if you go through with it

Also... my character is Breton. This is a continuation of my first playthrough (the save spawned in some cave after the first chapter). In what direction should I develop?

>>221612726
Even if the vision comes true, I don't intend to do this job. I just need the skills :D

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ello lads
check out this weird cool video youtube recommend me
>https://youtu.be/T2K2Dksi40s

>>221612726
I remember the case of a friend of a friend who enrolled in law school just to meet and date girls there :D

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>>221612627
>Btw, I dreamed I was applying to medical school, even though I had never considered it before. After waking up, I started considering it
You should become a nurse and then migrate to the UK.
We need to feed more nurses to the NHS so that it doesn't die (it's like how the God Emperor in WH40k needs daily sacrifices of psykers to stay alive).

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Good day med am back from the cagie

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For the World Cup they announced 3 borgirs of the month, a blue a white and a red, dunno what's in them but we can guess from the photo desu

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>>221612964
first this cat starts telling me off for liking rogue trader then he turns around and starts inserting random references like that in his posts
getting chocked out by the pierced space goth cultist did a number on him
I'm honestly bewildered
confused
flummoxed even!

>We need to feed more nurses to the NHS
and how much does Keir Stalin pay a continental to have their souls and joy vacuumed off their corporeal form working public healthcare?

>>221612627
i've also been considering it lately. well, ever since i was in school basically, but i hated biology so i didn't follow through. some other shit prevented me from doing it as well, but let's not get into that. nowadays, i consider it more seriously although maybe it is because i am scared of joining the w*rkforce and i look for an avenue to delay the inevitable as much as possible. my plan atm is to w*rk for a couple years while i take all the easy classes of med school and then, stop working when i have to do all the practical stuff. also, given that i already have a stem bachelor's and i am about to get a master's, i should be able to get rid of several courses and shorten the studies somewhat. but idk if i'll do it because i don't really want to be a doctor, it would only be for vanity/the fun of it and an engineering phd or a math degree seem more fitting for that purpose.

>>221612964
What?! You would sacrifice me?! :D

I would only agree to this on the condition that I would be provided with a kinky, homosexual, goth wife who was also a virgin

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Also my uggo handwriting

>>221613428
Understandable. Hopefully fate will lead you along some comfortable path to your desired destination

>>221613523
Terrible indeed. You're hereby joining the /med/ medical club :D

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>>221613595
I'm not afraid to admit it's uggo, always have been, always will

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>>221613523
abysmal
just as mine

>>221613340
I should have listened to my mum, goth girls are nothing but trouble. Stinky unwashed psycho up and left me after calling me her domin and soulmate for 90% of the game. If I ever play Rogue Trader again, I'm romancing the fishlady.
Also, I hate how there's a scene where Cassia takes off her shoes to dip her feet into the water, but there's no detailed description about her feet whatsoever.
>and how much does Keir Stalin pay a continental to have their souls and joy vacuumed off their corporeal form working public healthcare?
If they work hard, each day they'll receive a shiny penny.

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>>221613523
Looks like Russian cursive.
What's it like being a doctor in France anyway?

>>221613790
I wish I had doctor's salary

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>>221613523
don't even get me started momo, mine is downright unreadable
even back in high school I often had trouble reading my own writing and it doesn't help I haven't written anything in cursive except my own signature in about a decade

I had to sign official documents in the great and glorious nation of Poland last week with one of those super fancy ink pens, almost botched it getting some ink on my pinky

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>>221613747
Cassia is absolutely adorable, a true disney princess(mutant)
I think you'll like it if you like wholesomecore, she's not a clueless clutz like Aerie but she's a real sweetheart

>>221614051
I don't even have my own signature I just write my name and put three lines under it

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>>221614159
my "signature" is my first and last name in my horrible handwriting
I really hoping people just assume it's "stylised" :D

>finally get to
nap
>phone rings wrong number
im interested in a slur to use against germans

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>>221614051
>signing documents in a foreign language
Brave. I'm gonna miss you when you get conscripted to fight in the inevitable Russo-Polish war of 2028.
>>221614105
She's the most likable companion out of the bunch and I had her permanently in my party (helps that she has a retard-proof build too, so I didn't fuck her up like Jae or Pascal).

>>221612964
nurses fed to the nhs die changing diapers for norf fcs

Instead of working today I spent so far 11 hours of playing vidya.
Worst is I'm not even ashamed.

>>221605086
>Are you feeling a bit better mentally?
Not really.
Also had a minor setback regarding the nose. It is back on the track of improving thoughbeit.

>>221613523
ong no cap I can't read that chef fr

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>>221614299
>bride:
>groom:
>witness 1:
>conscript for the 2028 eastern front:
>register officer lady:
damn I did not see that one coming

well in it for a penny, in it for a pound
Za Ojczyznę! Glory to Poland!

>>221602237
I pity those who bald early.
The Norwood reaper missed me thanks to my genes

>>221614707
same same

>>221612964
Again with the lore tidbits, I’m starting to see a pattern.
Portugal is a proud nurseworld to feed the forges of the God NHS.

>>221614568
You should get in some sort of amateur sports league o algo, Herr Magyar, at least you'd socialise a bit

>Spanish leftist government decides to boycott Eurovision by not sending Spain there and not broadcasting it on public TV because Israel takes place
>One day earlier, they broadcast a Spain vs Israel handball match through their sports channel

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>>221614457
>>221614755
If you want the UK back in the EU, all European countries must tithe 10% of their nurses every cycle to the Ennaychess. Payment of tribute will be overseen by Lord Commissar Kheiros Starmyr.

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>>221614207
That’s part of my plan. My signed name is a retard squiggle so I can have plausible deniability in case something bites me in the butt.
>nooo miss judge ahah that’s not me you can clearly see it’s just a bunch of squiggles
>no please don’t detain me in your pleasure dungeon, that would be horrible ahah

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>>221615026
>Kheiros Starmyr
That names reeks of foul heretical stench. PURGE HIM I SAY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR

I keep winning TCGP game with my Zoroark Bombirdier deck, feels good to win

>>221615026
You remember how I told you 'zador was a nothingburger cuz I can just yeet his ass?
Yeah I definitely did not risk everything just to yeet him off when he was not even close enough for me to do that then just simply fail an honour run to him. Couldn't be me.

>>221614779
>at least you'd socialise a bit
I suck at socialising thoughbeitever.

>>221615450
I also sucked at writing essays in English when I was 3 y.o., but then guess what? In the future I became better

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TO GAMERS!

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>>221616008
where is that?

>>221616008
Nobody posted previous all the time you were gone.
Now we will never know the previous editions of /med/...

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>>221616008
I can feel this pic

>>221616008
He is BACK
Which cunt were you in sweetie?

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>>221616008
He's back! That's a damn beautiful place you're at, enjoy!
To gamers!

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Also, just noticed in the gym that I can feel a dent in my shoulder when contracting it, didn't notice before because I can't feel it with my shoulder extended, so I decided to cut the training short and ask my physiotherapist before continuing, I suppose he'll answer by tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n06iCKjzLZU

Catnigga in shambles

>>221616008
>friendship with decathlon bottle is over
>now I'm friends with shitty PET bottle

>>221616306
ugly ahh bug

>>221616306
Momo casually lobotomising himself with youtube shorts kek

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Sup fellas, decided to take the day off but the power went out so I went to work, got back home at 5 and just now the power came back at 8:30.

Some genius was digging on our street and cut the cord for 3 apartment buildings, then they had to stop the power in the whole neighbourhood for 5 hours.

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>>221616353
>>221616477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRF4Wrb0zbo

>>221616306
>watching films? Bleurgh, that's booringg
>consuming Youtube Shorts gookslop? Have at it!

Being a 31 yo and bald, which European country would you recommend for dating?

>>221616728
The slav countries are very wlecoming of baldies, half of them shave their hairs anyway.

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>>221602237
This video is so gay holy shit :D Something about men doing a video while dancing and looking in the camera while making faces is so cringe.
>>221602679
Hey Magyarino good to have you back, hope youre good maboiii
>>221603417
puresex
>>221604535
Damn bro, that's very unfortunate. How did she tell you to fuck off?
>>221609729
How redeemable are you talking? sexologically speaking?
>>221612867
hello, I don't understand whats happening :D

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>>221616796
>men doing something together and having fun is gay
what a miserable little life you must life

>>221616795
Do you think I would have a chance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAXx3avudRI&t=75s

>>221616882
>slavettes
Money is the only thing that matters.

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>>221616864
>what a miserable little life you must life
Quite the opposite actually.

I like dancing and having fun and I do it all the time, it's not about that, just looking at the camera and making faces is very cringe...

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>>221616008
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. Hope you enjoyed your time drinking champagne with Mr Burns.
Pic related was me waiting for you to post btw.
>>221615450
>Yeah I definitely did not risk everything just to yeet him off when he was not even close enough for me to do that then just simply fail an honour run to him. Couldn't be me.
I did think you were starting to get way too confident - those Act 3 fights can go very wrong very quickly. Also, I predicted you would fail your honour mode run a few threads back and that you wouldn't be able to post for a while after you beat your PC to death in tard-rage mode. Glad to see it's been repaired.
>>221616306
The first one is British too though, it just has a Japanese flag for some reason. I hate it other countries steal our cuisine.

>>221616728
he>>221616795 is not wrong, at least 40% of dudes here shave their heads despite having hair. Also bald shaming/making fun is almost not a thing here.

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>>221616353
a hundred generations of Avar Khaganate Horse Lords and Cuman-Kipchak war chiefs cry out in shame and disappointment
do you not also put your family name before your given name, like a true son of the East? do you not consume heavily spiced stews and goulash like the herdsmen of old?

shame that you would insult your asian sister like that just to curry favour with the eternal Franks
shame!

>>221616188
hi anadulsianon. I have a slight weird feeling in my left tigh, it's not painful but feels wrong. When I don't go all the way to the ground, squats are ok, if I go all down, not really. Would you continue doing squats without full range of motion, or rather to leg press instead?
>>221616796
>Damn bro, that's very unfortunate. How did she tell you to fuck off?
she texted me last week after 2,5 months and basically said she will give me another chance. She didn't really say anything nice or that she wanted it, just that she had thought of me. I wasn't fully amazed by that fact and apparently answered not enthusiastically enough (she literally said I wasn't enthusiastic enough). So i asked if she still wanted to talk and she said no (bit longer than that but that's the jist of it). I showed my sister the convo and she said I wasn't cold and she just wants princess treatment. She's pretty though, she will find some clown to dance for her.

>>221616629
You know me well
>>221616961
Have you ever tasted Marmite or Vegemite (or both) ?

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Can't redeem the (You)s because the system thinks it's spam.

I salute (You) !

>>221617295
Nice to see you back Brune
We won the Coppa Italia

>>221616008
nice photo.

>>221616629
I've been sucked into shorts...watching guys fishing and cooking the fish. Also 80% cooking stuff...it's over.
>>221617212
I see, good that you asked your sister to give her opinion. If she actually said "you weren't very enthusiastic" I also don't play those games although in those cases I do leave an open invitation to "hang out if you want" but I understand she lives in France.

I wanted to congratulate Venetacel for the Inter success in the copa.
Sorry for Moselle, whose French team got relegated and whose Spanish team got dabbed on by Varca.
As for me, Lille had an important win to get the third place and kept it despite a loss right after as the opponent lost too. CL without elimination matches.

>>221617330
I saw that.

>>221617343
Cheers! It's in France to answer others /med/ders.

Also based Momster creating last edish
Kwabian ROCKING me
Incels-brothers nagging well too!

>>221617408
I left a lot of doors open until the end when she kept telling me all I'm doing wrong, just after 2,5 months of silence, mind you. It's funny, I wonder what she was even thinking. Her sister probably talked well about me so she made a half assed reconnection attempt, but it didn't feel like she wanted it. Funnily a similar thing happened with the jeeta last month and while that failed too she made me feel she wanted it at least, so I can tell the difference. A friend of mine who knows more about women says that happens often with girls you used to know, but I have no clue. anyway, no visit to France this summer, sunny beach instead.

>>221616008
View looks nice, I'm surprised there's still snow, are you on a villa chilling?

>>221617212
Try the leg press but I think it will feel wrong too if you go deep.

>>221617530
Thanks, they left me no choice, more than 10 AM and no bread, where are we ?

>>221617685
thanks

>>221617542
>A friend of mine who knows more about women says that happens often with girls you used to know
Yeah but if they hit you up that means they are up for it cause usually they wait for someone to write to them and are used to it if they are pretty - at least in my experience, that's why I was excited that they hit you up. But the "dance for me shit" sucks I agree.
>sunny beach instead.
based, I haven't been since before the pandemic, hopefully it's still a lively party place. Btw get ready to see a lot of bimbos with tough guys - those are not girls you should try to engage with, but there are a lot of foreigners who go there to party, unironically it's a good place to hook up with cute Central European and North European girls.

>>221617811
and Eastern Euro of course - meaning the colder parts of E.Europe.

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>>221617811
thanks for the advice, but I'm still a truecel bro, highly doubtful I can land a hookup. But we'll see, hopefully it will just be fun. My friend had a threesome with two Russians there lol.

>>221616796
>How redeemable are you talking? sexologically speaking?
They are young and not fat which is kind of enough for me, I don't really ask for much.

>go on Interpals
>so far, only some african dude and a norwegian obsessed with luck and Donald Duck are talking to me
>a girl wants to talk to me
>she liked my picture
>she's an indonesian cutie in her 20s
B I N G O

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>>221618082
>and a norwegian obsessed with luck and Donald Duck are talking to me

>>221617908
This looks like Golden Sands. It's more north, I haven't been there cause it's colder and usually boomers go there to actually chill.
>but I'm still a truecel bro, highly doubtful I can land a hookup
Nonsense, stop thinking like that, you just got a beautiful girls to message you so it seems like you got it, also being with mates helps, if a girl seems interested just go for it and let it happen.
> My friend had a threesome with two Russians there lol.
Yeah that sounds like Sunny Beach, Russian/Ukranian/Belarus girls go crazy there, so that's your chance for having fun.
>>221617970
Get it on then, I like Indian girls a lot.
>>221617970
Hell yeah dude!
>norwegian obsessed with luck and Donald Duck are talking to me
I kek'd

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>>221617273
>Have you ever tasted Marmite or Vegemite (or both) ?
Yeah, they both taste like absolute shit. I don't mind Bovril as a drink, but Marmite tastes like what people expect British food to taste like and I don't like that.
But overall, I just like sweet things.

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>>221618110
Well he's nice but uh...

>>221616528
saved that pic to my meme pack

>>221618188
Funny lad for real
>>221618177
What is your honest opnion on fried mar, irn bru and haggis ?

i luv this spanish girl , smart and qt medbros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_KU-ebgcNs&t=159s

>>221617554
I was WOOLKING (and sleeping in a tent lower in the valley).

>>221613747
Get back to work Stewart!

>>221613523
Mine sucks but no one has to read it. Did people say something about it?

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>*perfect solo*
>BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT
>NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED
>SHOWIN HOW FUNCKY AND STRONG IS YOUR FIGHT
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S WRONG OR RIGHT

Power went off again. Those fuckers have on job..

>>221618188
Is this guy fucking with you lol, this is funny
>>221618224
It's one of my favorites from /ck/. I post it when someone makes a Bay Leaf thread *Does nothing*. I post this pic and a frown face :(
>>221618383
Nice
>sleeping in a tent lower in the valley
how are you keeping warm at night? do you have on of those little stoves with the chimney...

>>221618525
Just a sleeping bag as I couldn't bag a girl

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>>221618775
Very Wim Hof pilled, I like it..

>>221618525
I'm not sure he's fucking with me! D:

>>221618188
>this nigga is still using "xD" in the year of our Lord 34 (catnigga)
Damn.

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Fought nords too hard in TNO and started WW3, which caused the entire planet to get nuked and ended human civilisation. Grim stuff.
>>221618246
>What is your honest opnion on fried mar, irn bru and haggis ?
Cringe, based, and cringe, respectively. Scottish food is for people who ate English food and thought "huh, that wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be". Except for shortbread, I guess.
>>221618383
>Get back to work Stewart!
Quack.

>>221619154
Yeah so?

>>221619105
Does he have any other interests
>>221619154
I still use :D

>>221619310
So far...I'm not sure
I can ask him though

Just checked. Last week I raked in 14h extra at the cagie.
Today I worked from 6h30 to 17h30.
I might kill myself soon.

>>221620747
Those 14 hours are extra paid hours r-right ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCzYlgeUD9U

Binging this

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I just listened to a podcast interview with a war reporter and learned that there's a German and European flag flying next to the French one over a memorial at Verdun
things like that touch me a bit desu, cute as fuck
might upset some RN chuds though I imagine

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>>221620747
How many months of paternity leave will you be getting once Portukid v2.0 drops?

>>221620783
They go to time allowance. This means I'll tell them to fuck off for two days straight some time in the near future.

>>221621481
15 days (work days, weekends don't count) and then 1 month 4 months later. Plus my 15 days of vacations. Plus tip.

>>221616008
Remembered a great album to go with your picture, then I looked to see if there was any new music from the guy that made the album, and it turns out he trooned out. This world is going crazy.

Anyway, enjoy the fantastic album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUl9L1W92BE

Morning. Blacked out and just woke up. Gonna start drinking again i guess. I hope everyone is sleeping well

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>>221627433
>Gonna start drinking again i guess.
do not do this

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>>221627433

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>>221627433
coitadinho do teu fígado

>>221627908
hes a big boy, i named him adamastor after my last insuficiencia hepatica

>>221607546
If played the game Control, it's like that but in book form.
Also I found it like a Lovecraftian book.
It can be confusing at times but overall very enjoyable.

>>221614051
What's with the camera and the official looking lady, were those Poles interrogating you?
Did they force you to sign a confession?

>>221616008
To us!

>>221623591
Early med meetup happening?

>>221627433
Why not stop for a while?
Drinking really fucks you up on the long run.

Incel morning /med/.

>>221627433
thats advanced alcoholism

>>221613523
yesterday i wrote on a coaster at a bar and a girl said my writing looks like it's from a woman. even though she said she liked it, it's so over...

>>221630053
That’s a real complimen, women usually hate men writing.

>>221630053
I'd rather have womany handwriting than monkey handwriting desu

forgor to say: morning /med/
>>221630069
>>221630088
i guess it's a good thing. i remember in school, something like 4th grade, a girl that genuinely hated me also complimented my hand writing once and said she was trying to emulate it. i still cling to that compliment and think about it often.

>>221627433
won't tell you to stop, but what's making you act this way?

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>>221629768
I ate some kinder maxi in the previous days.

>>221629768
Based

How do I find a greek christian wife?

>>221630388
You should find a bullet going through your temple

>>221630306
Where did you find this rare and based Apu ?

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was anxious sitting once and some greek gentleman sat near me
he tried to talk to me about christ and when i told him im not christian he started going off (assuming im muslim) about how mohammad was a pedo while his wife was like near and looking uncomfortable with what he's doing (his wife was german looking but i can't tell you she could be turk for all i know there are times i saw a turk and thought theyre german)
anyways he eventually gave me a greek orthodoxy cross and i still keep it around as a reminder of this exchange
for whatever reason if im anxious i look at it and remember how funny that exchange is and i calm down a bit
i wanted to warn him before he left not to do that mohammad is a pedo thing to an actual muslim or he might get hurt but he left so i warned his wife and she rolled her eyed annoyed like he does that all the time kek

>>221630482
The German general I believe, they have some fine apu

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the house manager came in my apartment with a plumber to fix some leak in the apartment below. my german is still shit, but i think they said something like it happened because the pipes that come out of the sink or whatever haven't been cleaned in a long time (the plumber also asked how long i had been living there). es tut mir leid nigga, das ist NICHT MEIN PROBLEM.

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Fakecel morning medsters. Today I will actually wage a bit.
>>221630556
That's a nice story, especially if it helds out
>>221628528
Alright good to know, I'll check it out.

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>>221630872
Could swear the coquille was the other way usually. Peculiar. I guess it's clearer that way to indicate where to go? Or maybe I only ever saw the metallic ones in the ground before? Idk

>>221631080
No you're right it should be the other way around. Maybe it's just that it goes the other way like you say. Pretty nifty if that's the case and not a mistake.

>>221630191
expendable income and being ugly, i think objectively thats it

Good morning, sisters.
Again spent 3 hours in bed after waking up instead of doing something else.


>>221617030
>a hundred generations of Avar Khaganate Horse Lords and Cuman-Kipchak war chiefs cry out in shame and disappointment
Sure. But not cause of what I said, but cause of what asians do to themselves with all their plastic and makeup shit. Nigga literally just look at her face. Even the way light reflects on it is alien ahh.

>>221616961
>you wouldn't be able to post for a while after you beat your PC to death in tard-rage mode. Glad to see it's been repaired.
kek
I could not post cuz of some regional IP ban thing for a day and for another day I did not even check if I could post.

>>221631274
That's it? Why just not drink and be ugly sober? Find a hobby or a job. Works out for me

>>221631196
It was also on the side to tell to turn fr, definitely first time I saw that

There was a problem with a custom theme for the SAP system they had, the solution was simply to click the rebuild button for the theme, they didn't do it for 3 months since the problem started.
They didn't just go and click a fucking button, that's how easy it was to solve.
Jai Hind I guess since they are giving me a job by being incompetent.

>>221630306
You are a big boy now, you needed the carbs to go up the mountain.
I saw a video of one of the best triathletes alive and he said he ate nutella because it was available everywhere and he needed the carbs, so now you are eating like a pro.

>>221631274
as someone who is also quite unatractive, those are some weak reasons to irreparably damage your liver, ngl. find a hobby or do better drugs instead (like pregabalin or something) if you have money.

Having brekkie now.
Almost 90 g of brotein. About 600 kcal.
Fugg

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>>221616796
>>221603664
>>221603751
All the worry about maintenance and insecurity vs just the before and after pictures
>inb4 he would look good if he just buzzed it off
See >>221602333
Do not settle for less than you deserve, king

>>221602237
2nd and 3rd look cute

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Got my sennheiser headphones out just to listen to kpop while drinking a comfy cuppa of good ol' cobbee. Was kino.
Feeling zesty af rn lads.

>>221631842
>starts working with minorities
>becomes racist
The 'ussy arc is real.

>>221632704
>using his sennys
Good. Maybe I should send you my ALG K701 for you to try them. You’ll probably hate them though, they’re too bright compared to Sennheisers.

>>221631842
That’s very racist saar, do not redeem the button!

>>221632761
In HINDsight ('ussy shocked) while I do love them, I sometimes do feel like maybe a pair of sundaras would have been a better option.

>>221632827
>sundaras
I cry every time. Amazing sound, amazing price for the quality, TERRIBLE quality control. If you luck out your left with amazing headphones for life, if not (like me), you’ll spend your time fixing them.

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Lost some usb key due to very unfavourable circumstances
Might have some sensitive data
Not quite sure of what was on it though I have some clues like some backup

>>221632073
Can't be arsed to deal with that. I accept the malus to charisma and move on
>>221632896
Grim. Not to worry though, very few people would just slap a lost USB key to their 'puter. It's just asking for viruses. So itll probably lay there or be thrown in the trash.

>>221632896
Where were you btw, Brunecel?
Did you stay somewhere else in l'Héxagone or did you fuck off abroad?
>usb key
Dadberg found a lost usb once and told me to check it out just for the lulz. Told him I ain't putting any foreign pendrive in the pc fr fr ong.

>>221632865
Thoughts on IEMs, portuchad?

>>221630810
before i left my last landlords apartment i poured a whole bottle of oil down the drain

>>221632896
No one wants to look at your penis photos, you’re safe brune.

>>221633017
>IEM
Useful in certain circumstances, but the ergonomics are funky.
I have a pair of Shute SE215 that I bought when I was in highschool to listen to music while on the bus. Using good full size cans outside is retarded in my opinion.

>>221633602
My audiophool voyage went
>Sennheiser CX300 earbuds
>Shure SE215
>AKG K701
>bought a bunch of mid end headphones and decided on the Sundara (tried K712, HD600, DT800, DT770, K612, and yes I did buy them all at the same time then returned them for full refunds)
>DCA Noire XO
Might need some closed headphones in the future, maybe some Denon or Fostex slop.

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I watched the End of Evangelion while I was away
First part was ok, second half was a mindfuck
>the goon scene
>that professor sent flying by magi
>lots of Booba and sexo
>lots of meme including pathetic
Didn't see the face over the water I thought I'd see THOUGH

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>>221633775
one of my few 10s

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*summon Maltanon*

>>221634021
One more day

>>221634309
Yes, because I summoned him.
He's currently rebuilding his matter.

>>221633775
Komm, süsser tod mein freund.

>>221628528
>What's with the camera
to record the proceedings for posterity
>and the official looking lady
to witness the document singing
>were those Poles interrogating you?
>Did they force you to sign a confession?
they forced me to confess to the kidnapping of the lindbergh baby