Great Britain editionCentre of the universe sub edition
saw some sgilf’s
mum talking to my younger brother about getting a job saying “you can’t just sit around do nothing all your life”… that’s literally what I do
>>221605990PSCREAMIN
i want a blond twink to take my love inside him
>>221606016>giffuck off
>>221606016you are beyond saving though he still has hop
>>221605973greece has too many fucking islands pissing me off
>>221606041Turks in 1974
>>221606041Hi,I’m an island and I took offence to your comment. Would you mind elaborating why you want less islands in the world? They aren’t hurting you or doing anything wrong.Kind regards,
>>221606067got molested as a kid while the spongebob intro was playing in the background
>>221606037True. No one tried to save me they just let me ruin my life
oi rorke have you tried being a decent fucking human being. fuck off you benchod
rorke bhenchodmaxxing
mhm the timis are percolating
mad how shit veg is>you're not cooking it rightI am, still tastes shit
>>221606126
bump
>>221606016Why not though? Why is it a rule that you HAVE to get a job and be slave for 60 years
>>221606132trvke
rorke stealing a loaf of bread to feed his familyleftypol stealing trackies from jd to clothes the mandem
https://www.youtube.com/watch/iTb27epFhfIrorkes been moving different
Stayed off the beers for two weeks, poos returned to normalGot on it over the weekend and I'm back to pissing out my arseGutberg is truly fucked, is this my life now, having to factor in that I'm going to spend the next day shitting myself if ever I want a drink?
>>221606171Yeah thats me tooYTMT
>>221606171yep grim innit. had to cut steamingtoils down to once a month because they fuck my gut up, make me feel anxious and make all my joints hurt. im such a fucking unc its so over
>to clothes the mandem
Drip or drown
(rorke in the back of a speeding ambulance spasming and frothing at the mouth)we're losing him, WE'RE LOSING HIM, ADMINISTER 30ccs of BLACK PUSSY STAT
moist minge
>>221606185>>221606199I was fine then I got food poisoning and have been fucked for about a month
*meow*
>>221606199>>221606171time to get into weed
>>221606171>>221606199Just drink this and flood your stomach with a hundred billion good bacteria. Your stomach can be engineered with a yogurt drink. We're living in the future
Di cronem wakin up yeh?Smoking loud pack and clickum mmhmm
>>221606298Drink kefir and eat sauerkraut daily, it works until I have a drink then it's game over
>>221606209Lil bro got that drippy wet
>>221606209drip drip
Di airmasses are squeakin yes lawd x
poo scheming
Rorke paying for sex because it is the only way he will ever have sex
All nice and well but dey outside
>>221606298this but horse milk
the world you grew up in no longer exists
a hundred billion good bacteria is simply not enough to counter one of my steamingtoils
>>221606413
https://youtu.be/Yn7fOhFVGbQ
Unemployed munters screeching about rorke and leftypol all day while never voting in any election ever.
https://vocaroo.com/1emqnyxDTOO2
fuck this life
got the heating on ffs why is it so cold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkHdBf-8PZE
>>221606486hooting
>>221606486psc
No you don't. Get out of my mind .
I can't believe that our great British businesses are paying for the small boat crossings
>>221606433Hundred billion good bacteria doesn't even touch the sides when my arseberg is on one
Belgian just dmed me his baton x
systematic theology is v hard
>>221606512I can't believe the BBC has actually been doing some investigative journalism
if I were a swan I'd be gone
>>221606539luckily none of that shit is real
think i will join a rock climbing gym soon. could be a good way to meet women
sitting in my house in complete silence for 80 years
>>221606512you're telling me the vape and phone repair shops occupying every other unit of every high street are not legit what the fuck
>>221606555hs?
leftypol shitting out a brown stinky sludge from his vegan dietrorke eating barium sulfate so he shits out white poo
>>221606600yeah? you're pretty fucking loud around here though aren't you?
>>221606600ktim
>>221606549you would be migrating north this time of year then yeah?
almost finished digging my tunnel
The tranquil sleep of death.
>>221606612does a 300db fart that liquifies your inner ears
Never get a job lads. It's too late for me.. but it's not too late to save yourselves.
Holocaust researchhttps://rumble.com/v6qwbvg-hn8-12-consequences-for-the-world-of-the-holocaust-narrative-part-1-of-2.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v
>>221606651i send out applications as i browse this
eating a cold pop tart. pretty good
>London taxpayers may have to pay an extra £2.5m if West Ham are relegated from the Premier League this season, because of the club's lease agreement for London Stadium.what a joke
was a grey alien behind me in the centrelink queue today
>>221606413Skyrim and Halo Infinite? I grew up on Oblivion and Halo 3
>>221606694yeahi bet he probed you a little bit
>>221606691bros eating a cold pop tart and he said its pretty good
Look at that pot belly ffs
Just saw an interesting pigeon
>>221606699I grew up on fable and halo:combat evolved
mad how extraterrestrial beings are signing on to Australian benefits
>>221606729Me too those were my favourite games of all time
Got literally nothing to post. Cannot think of anything to post. No wit, no experience. Nothing. I guess I'm hungover quite bad. Usually I've got enough to make a few terrible posts.
>>221606736bros a cat and hes in a leaf
blud jus said he was eating a cold pop tart and said it was good nahhh blud nah famm oh my dayssss
>>221606750try working off what we have to say x
*trundles around*
toil getting in the way of my dilly dallying again
left the house, went to the gym, did the weekley shop and came back home to find absolutely nothing has happened at work. stealing a wage really
>>221606774Might try and think of a rorke post, I enjoy those quite a lot.
catberg on a bomacraffane one
im a disabled gay nigga
>>221606818O.o
havent jacked off in 4 months lost interest in it
if I sit for too long my arse goes numb then if I stand up too fast I get really bad pain in my penis and it retracts fully inside my body and I worry it wont return but it always does. anyone know this feel
>>221606775No trundlingTrundling is forbidden
buying more furniture for the incelflat, trying to gain a clue
>>221606512Oh wow omgg!!! Not the 30k a year boat people what a horror!!!!! Media focusing attention onto le small boats again lol
>>221606723Blud looks pregnant
>>221606836bros got a prehensile penis
giddy thinking about all the posts you'll make today
>>221606840alri guy from fight club
>>221606846how much dedidated treats should i add to my food bowl
>>221606792I get near enough a wage from bennies, it's a decent life. I despise human interaction. Not had an interaction with people since maybe November last year. Only a few minutes with parents. And I'd have it no other way. Jobs where you're forced to speak with people you don't care for sounds hellish. Humans are the biggest source of negativity. I'd rather let them pay me 1.5k every month to do fuck all.
>>221606873bros a human slug
>>22160687010 extra treats for your little nuzzle machine
will turn into a rent boy by the end of the year x
>>221606873nobody asked
>>221606873>despite human interactionwhile shitposting on social mediangmi hypocrite
>try to renew driver's licence>have to use gov.uk Login thing>tells me it can't verify my identity>tells me to call gov.uk to resolve>they tell me I have to speak to DVLA>call DVLA>they tell me I have to speak to gov.ukSick to death of these fucking bullshit third world tier public services
>>221606873honestly wish i was disabled enough to live like this i cant even imagine what 40+ years of normie fatigue will do to me in the long run
>>221606841Hahaa they sure love to do that don't they.
Good day chaps.How are you enjoying the day so far?
>>221606947harrowing image
>>221606947morning lad. sucking on a 'ffee
>>221606947BUT WHO WAS PHONE??!??!?!?!
>>221606952He's bending it
BBC completely baffled why we keep coming last in Eurovision
>>221606983Phone them up and tell them why
right well that's a black swan event
im an enemy of god
>>221606997I tried, the Director General won't take my calls anymore since the whole 'school uniform' incident
It will be t-shirt weather next week and yet again I have failed to lose weight over the winter and will have to begrudgingly display to the world my moobs and pot belly
>>221606947Grow up
>>221606919Started work at 16. Went to uni twice, failed twice. Moved out twice, moved back twice. Worked up to I was 23 doing max 7 months of work a year. I cannot cope, I hate it so much. I tried and I can't do it. That's why I get big bennies. If you show you tried then they throw money at you.
>>221607031Only yourself to blame
>>221607031ktim
>>221607031it's your civic duty not to be a gross tub of lard lad, sort it out next year, yeah?
got the lil ugly mane on
How the fuck do you fail uni?I swear to god a blind retarded monkey could get a 2:1.
>>221607031Eat less, move more. It's really not that hard
>>221607031sameanother summer of wearing baggy black t-shirts
>>221607031top gun: meowverick
Second shit of the day currently in progress.Winder if I should be worried.
>>221607031Get on the ozempic lad, my stepdad has lost 4 stone in 6 weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1OAKdBqpodamn 102 dates and found no one..
>>221607054>Eat less, move more.what about big bones?
>>221607053Second time I lasted til march. Attendance dropped, the course lead brought me in and said my work is brilliant, I'll have no issue completing the course. I know that's true, barely attended and got A's in assignments. I just despise the interaction. Hated the class. Hated the tutors. Hated other students. Even staff around the uni were insufferable. I hated driving there. It was all very unpleasant and pointless. The work was too easy as well which made me realise how worthless it was. Any freak can get a degree. I don't give a fuck about it anymore.
>>221607033what did you study
>>221607123seems like you would be better off dead
Mental how Burnham is basically just Starmer with a northern accent but all the mongs are lapping him upThey're in for a shock when he goes back on all of his soft-left proposals, he's already went back on his PR pledge
>>221607123>got As in assignments.OK fuck off larper.
i'm nothing
Keep having bad dreams where I'm failing school even though I left school decades ago. Not sure what to make of it
>>221607130Sports science
>>221607108the femcel experience
>>221607163you're failing the school of life
mad how easy it is to drop weight quickly literally just eat a decent breakfast and then nothing during the day until the night when you can basically eat whatever you want. after a few days you don’t even miss eating during the day
>>221607163i never dream about school or work
if you think about it being a woman is actually fucking mental. you're physically weaker than even the weakest beta cuck of a male. your cunt bleeds every month starting from your early teens. you have to always sit to pee. every male casually interacting with you just wants to fuck you and some can even get obsessed enough to stalk you. you're excpected to degrade yourself on a daily basis during sex and everyone would think you're a weird one if you don't want to put someone's cock in your mouth and get someone's cum splattered on your face. you're also expected to bear a child which is 9 months of gradually increasing suffering which results in a painful delivery which can permanently ruin your pussy (also you're supposed to raise them and can't just fuck off like a father).
>>221607190more difficult when you're trying to retain muscle mass. it's easy if you don't care about being an atrophied little runt like you
>>221607163ktimalso get ones where I'm going back to college to retake exams / classes
building a gunpla, the rx unicorn one
I had a dream I could see a lot of stars in the night sky and there was zero light pollution so I could see everything weeeeeee :)
>>221607031tthis is me but i love taking my shirt off but i'm ksinny fat and pasty af but will still be getting naked haha
Restore's candidate for Makerfield is a woman whose business is literally just providing "horse therapy" to people with special needs and her sole customer is Wigan City Council.
>>221607246ok thanks for letting us know
wish i were a woman so bad
>>221607246Will laugh when are andy gets 65% or something
screaming at AI gifs
sir horse the rapey
>>221607246The problem being?
shpaino shnoring, yeah?*zzzzzzzzz*
>>221607311nigga you need help
>>221607317blud finks he's sean connery
>it's raining>it's pouring>the old man is snoringthis song is sooo comfy. i want to be the old man lol
>>221607272I miis the old days when gooners needed talent to create niche gooning material
>>221607348Or not even talent, look at all the sonic inflation porn on deviantart
my horny ass could never be black, I'd be shagging every white and chinese lass I meet
>221607311Your future queen is literally a coke fiend who rode the cock carousel, and the sister of your future king is married to a black American con artist.
>>221607372you forgot to add the other >
staging a coup and installing myself as the new king
Good morning Tornado warning here I'll be okay because I spend all day every day in my moms basement x
>>221607403I can’t reverse park for shit Haven’t parallel parked since I had my driving test which was 9 years agoI’ll never have a gf
>>221607409Everyone else will have to come into the basement for safety and ruin the vibe x
im a lot cleverer than you lot
>>221607403i hate w*men
I AM THE LAW
>>221607403toilfu used to say I was a really good driver just because I could reverse bay park, girls are easily impressed
>>221607454ever shag her up the arse?
>ff7 remake is now on salewyd?
>>221607454That was the closest you ever got to having a girlfriend and you ruined it by being a sour sissy
>>221607470already played it
>>221607466no but i used to sneak into the bogs (individual dedicated cubicles) after she did a poo and have powerful sniff wanks
>>221607434samewatch all the bitch nigga white knights come in defend the foid like “haha its true its soooo true us blokes are soooo pathetic”
melt the biomass into sludge fill the potholes with it enjoy a good day’s work
I wish I had a software update
>>221607499>melt the biomass into sludgeBiomass = the unemployed and immigrants?
>>221607499
spent too much money on Vinted
>>221607510biomass = everyone who isn’t white
>>221607427All of /brit/ is welcome x
>>221607432im possibly the cutest poster here but no one will believe me because of my monke flag
>>221607552such a shit site to browse though
>>221607491lucky fella, feeling jealous rn
who's the actually peng tranny that's friends with pierbi, can't remember her name
So glad I don't need a car as my house and my work and my shop are all walking distance
>>221607633ickyypeachi mean i dont know
>>221607633mikey
>>221607633grow up
>>221607616seems fine to me. couldnt be easier to narrow down to the precise clothing item and brand you're looking for
>>221607647What about all the other places you go? Like to socialise with friends and loved ones?
>>221607671
Lmao.How'd I never hear of it before. Bless her xx.
>>221607708lovely cock
pretty easy going guy me don’t have a lot of qualms about people but if i can hear you audibly breathe you shouldn’t be welcomed into polite society
right
>>221606298they all die once the alcohol hits them
>>221607707The royal family are mohamedans, it's not that surprising they don't like the judens
>>221606132you're not cooking it right
>>221607708fucking um
LOVE LOVE LOVE joining a thread over 200 posts in and replymonging to posts made over 2 hours ago
>>221607481haven't ruined it, in fact it's more on the cards than ever
right well he just asked for a tranny's name and then immediately posted their porn in here didn't he
not on
had a post ready where I said the n-word for blacks over 250 times in it but I think I'll save it for another time
reckon drug addicts should all be rounded up and sent to rehab
>>221607802screaming but I’m gonna wank to this
tranny posters, 'right well' posters and umposters? melt them all down and fill potholes with them
I do not understand the modern world
>>221607818just be careful of the Curse
right well that's some who wants to melt us down and use us to fill potholes then isn't it?
>>221607838Now look at the sorts who were buying them
>>221607823right well um
They say What's happening and we say the facts and then they lie. We're coming back for them cause they might say but they don't know.
>>221607802we literally cant watch this in the ukdystopian state
Bought these alongside psyllium husk, not going to give up steamingtoil, going to fix my gut good and proper
>>221606016She couldn't get it across you so now she is trying the younging
had another half life 3 dream it can't go on like this anymore i'm just so tired it's been twenty fucking years
>>221606138It is the one taboo of our society: you can never refer to the most basic condition of our society, that there needs to be waged labour for it to exist as such, even worse if the workers themselves adress it directly as such.As a consequence, other topics become untouchable, like resisiting state mandates and war efforts.
>>221606298It is most probably a well known fact that snobnosed western scientists allowed because it could be commodified into a bottle.
Feel an enormous sense of accomplishment when I do a poo that doesn't really hurt
In the Uk you have to have a poo wanking loicence to wank a poo. Woke gone mad.
>>221607965ktim
>>221607866That's just the way it isSome things will never changeThat's just the way it isOh yeah
well rorke?
>>2216080222Pac was a poet x
andy burnham is a weird looking man, i don't want him as the prime minister
>>221608067It was a cover
https://youtube.com/shorts/wQMXF7l6x18
>>221608067he was a criminal, like all black people
>>221608037Well what? Is a foreign prostitute meant to make me repent and fall to my knees and cry out in worship of the africans barbarising my home?
having a Stella Artois >inb4 Guinness better
>having a Stella ArtoisGuinness better
>>221608112Stouts are strong
We are not of this world, akhis
>>221608079>>221608089Oh x
https://youtube.com/shorts/Mc15ucQQ6bgRorke calling into LBC just to get schooled LOL
Slow threadAnyways, jump in when ready>>221608157>>221608157>>221608137PENGGGGGGG!
>>221608101they changed you rorke, just admit it
Action has been taken.
>>221608037Well that's it then, my racism is cured.
Just seen someone announce a report.
>>221608158It's very easy to "win" an arguement when you're just supporting the status quo
wanked 3 days in a row and can still get a soft on
>>221608190alri action man
>>221608184Bodies like that are viagra. one hand on the hip and you're adjusting your dong in public.Jaying my own post preemptively
>>221608184>wake up>skin is dirty>bathe>skin is still dirtyI sympathise with their suffering, but that's no excuse for their barbarism in my homeland
>>221608126you're a degenarde jeff
ME COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA
>>221608184only half decent ones are lightskins you never get birds like this fresh off the continent
>>221608258immigrant from the third world be like
>>221608277Someone's got to do the dirty work of breeding the africans to ensure a stable supply of peng birds for the future generations
The first lady of the country of Sierra Leone has a council flat in London where her children live
>>221608302rorke has found his calling in life
>>221608314And?
>>221608294good reference
What’s the going price for xanax
The first lady of the country of Guinea is a white woman
>>221608336£9.90, same as all prescriptions
>>221608329She's the wife of a president of an entire country you'd think she has enough money to not need a council flat
>>221608353Not prescription
rorke listening to "UNATCO (Conversation)" through his wired earbuds in tescos
>>221608353>same as all prescriptionsSeriously??? The NHS is good
>>221608359SL is a member of the Commonwealth, it makes sense she would have a home in London
the life and times of rorke
had a wank last night
>>221608365It's illegal to buy it without a prescription as its a controlled substance
>>221608352And?
rorke's ma selling her xanax prescription down the pub
>>221608420
>>221608395It’s not illegal to but it’s illegal to sell
>>221608371>The NHS is goodYes, so long as you don't mention the War. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
new >>221608440
>>221608433It's not illegal to buy, but it is illegal to possess. since one inevitably leads to another, lets not split hairs
