are tim edishnon-early sub-edish
why are yanks such relentlessly dogshit posters
breakdancing in front of a man with no arms or legs
Another day of toilAnother AI-generated slopument created by toilberg that I'm expected to read and critique
>>221611015that dog has a neurological disease
Restore Britain Makerfield Milf
Canspaedo is the most relentlessly dogshit poster this general has ever seen
Windberg has done a number on my hair after the shower this morning. Looks like a fucking bush, verging on broccoli head but thankfully not that curly
>>221611038yeahlook at him go
we at brit are looking forward to the annual pilgrimage to the great stupa of universal compassion in victoria
>>221611093I’m not goingI’m bone idle.
>>221611093very SEA looking building
>>221611078true
>>221611093is there loads of buddhists in melbourne or summat
>>221611032turn the vpn back on canspaedo
>>221611124it is in SEA (south-east australia)
>>221611078the extent to which he just doesn't get it is hard to even put into wordscan only hope he's just someone's half baked idea of elaborate ironic gimmick
my nose is still a red grotty warzone but don't think I can chuck another sickie. Gonna mask up tomorrow to hide my ugly leaking face
MUMMY
'is name was 86
>>221611173
>>221611159yes yes very good *rapes you*
>>221611167built for nursing handjobs
my dad served in the 100 years war and told me his unit was specifically made to hunt down and rape and murder jews and blacks. said he raped and killed them by the trillions
might sound crazy but it ain't no lie baby bye bye bye
>>221611210we thank him for his service
start doing this
there are 800,000,000 filipinos
>>221611200
ktim
favourite memory of victoria?
>>221611161For me it’s his need to get his avatars up on the board as often as possible and his meltdowns if people use a different thread
>>221611281never knew her x
>>221611276subtle
Sir Fart Poo
Rorke popping leftypol’s head like a grape
>>221611317Saar Fart Poo
>>221611078literally who
>>221611317worst post of all time
The Honorable Sir Fart Poo
did a think
>>221611343*rapes you for 999999999999 years*
are PMs automatically knighted or how does that work
nonning a sequitur
>>221611352the country that did segregation.... is more segregated...? i'll.... i'll spread the word...
>>221611331The irish flag poster who always posts about the “lovely fucking cans” he’s a big time alchie
>>221611403non-poo seal
test
>>221611403poo seal finally took a bath
>>221611430ni hao
saw a yowie at the toilets at sydney central station
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
just been raped up the arse by myself
>>221611466kek they really do be like that
Need to go into my town with a whip and start smacking old people who block the pavement with it
>>221611468perfect ending
yanks be like-*gets shot and dies*
>>221611439take that back
>>221611468berge on a crazy one
piercing my bladder with the edge of a steel rule trying to hit a 5 inch measurement
>>221608440>last streamed 2 years agoTaking the piss
depressing really
8 mile walk planned. like Eminem lol summa lumma dummma lumma
think one of the biggest differences between the US and UK is that race is not the dominant vector of social differentiation in British society
>>221611541paedoseal claims another victim
a cheeky midnight maccies run is on the cards
>>221611571Can tell she’s a spastic too by the way she types
nth for the holodem
for me, it's empanadas
Rorke fixating on his flaws and obsessing over things he cant change Leftypol accepting himself for who he is and practicing self love, his confidence shines
>>221611616In your mind those cartoons are your girlfriends
>>221611596wish I could join you aha xmaybe even spark up a zoot beforehand
>>221611608not by the fact she’s got 3 kids at 20?
He's got my vote
>>221611616日本に帰れ
>>221611634Not at all and they're real 2D women, rorke
rorke being the only kid not to win pass the parcel because the birthday kids parents forgot about him
>>221611403me when I'm lay in a puddle and pawing at a mound of mud and grass
running on the ceiling to get back at my upstairs neighbour
>>221611468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dlY1ZGAQF4
for me, it's stacking cash
>>221611674utterly forgot that this was a thing
the one steamingtoil a month I allow myself is booked in friday and I can't bloody wait its going to be lush
>would like to get back to studying some daymm this is my go to cope as well. I tell people I did 2 years of a maths degree, which is true except it was a decade ago and I've done nothing but menial lumpenprole work since then. I will never, EVER, get back to studying. Ever.
>>221611674this happened to you didnt it
uhhhhh britards?
Just watched 30 seconds of a YouTube video on the topic and I now believe we should flatten the surrounding areas of Heathrow Airport, leaving the inhabitants penniless and homeless, to build 10 runways and supercharge Britain.Deadline: Q4 2026.
>>221611724hated unigot filtered by the wanky time wasting gatekeeper first year courses
>>221611767why
>>221611763ruh roh. britshitters I don't feel too good...
purest evil is coming out of my anus
>>221611732sometimes rorke is a metaphor for our own pain
>>221611596the order?
>>221611785It will supercharge Britain.
>>221611665Raden passionately stood up for gaijins against racist Japanese in the flesh. She deserves to collab with the National Art Gallery
>>221611803x
>>221611763
>>221611818mad
hate when Americans compare things to the size of TexasI have a very limited mental model of how big Texas is, nor do I care to improve it as Texas is not an urgent concept in my mind>>221611818AHHHHH I DONT CARE FUCK OFF
victoria day sounds like some colonial nonsense
>>221611763Doesn't count, North America is a cheat code
>>221611818Not true.
Doing my send the fucking niggers back dance
australia is too big
Oh the Texas image was just a lark, that's alright then carry on
>>221611862vicky mogs george washington
might go drive 14 hours into the bush and see if I can avoid getting murder d or dying of exposure
>>221611842so rorkeish that i wouldn't pay this new fee when you used to be able to go for free to view something my ancestors built and just walk in
>>221611897she was a fat depressed recluse blob
>>221611917you'll have abos climbing all over your car like a zombie apocalypse
>>221611919ktim
this is rorjke -----> o__________osay hello to rojke
cartoon stench lines radiating from my body on my daily toil teams meeting
>>221611919you forgot midget too, she was also a chudette of course
God I wish it was 2012, 2013, or 2014. I'd even take 2015 at this point. 2016 at a push.
>>221611848Recently learnt that goth fashion is based on Victorian era mourning clothing. Vicky donned pure black clothes for a couple years after Albert died, poor Queen loved him dearly
>>221611818There was a tv series taking place in Lubock Texas, with Heather Langenkamp, the protagonist of Nightmare on Elm Street.
no kitten your adams apple is perfect, the small ones aren't easy to grab
>>221611919exactly
Really wouldn't enjoy having my large Adam's apple grabbedDon't even want to try it myself to see what it's like, expect it's god awful
>>221611942How's the weather up there
fucking shrieking and rubbing my willy at 20000mph until it turns red from friction burns
bus 25 racing around
>>221612065s
Forgot I'm supposed to leave for work at 7:30am, not wake up at 7:30amThat puts me at less than 7 hours sleep again tonightfuck sake
>>221612065utterly based
>>221612094thought you were ending it all lad if you're not going through with that at least end the boring blogposts
doing drugs and gooning for days on end isn't cool you know what's cool? maintaining a healthy diet, exercising and attending gainful employment several days a week
should have became a tradie after schooli’m the mug for falling for the white collar meme should have became a sparky or a railway engineer and i’d have been earning good money by 23 with my own van and an invaluable job instead of this humiliating hr ran daycare and “recruitment agencies” you have to jump through.
>>221612134and then have no knees by 32
you guys notice there are never any black tradies
Rorkes on patrol:https://youtu.be/0Xtif2Yp9bQ?si=NeJp5OjIFmKl66qW
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA Championship final round on Sky Sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221612134>i’m the mug for falling for the white collar memeIt's not a personal thing, we all did. Capitalism has us believing everything is a personal failure.
>>221612094you stupid cretinyou complete fucking mongoloid
Sex with Mei
I'm not normie enough to be a tradie
just found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
>>221612134trades are the scam
rise and grind
>>221612217quite certain I would be bullied to death my first week
>>221612221and what of your wife?
>>221612184Weird how I don't think that and you do, something to consider
>>221612242i agree with half this post, fucking birdbergs really do start with the chirptoil awfully early
>>221612217you either gotta fit in at the worksite or run your own business which requires being likeable to do wellnot a career for rorke
>>221612255chad move from my reffies
>>221612255Can't wait till Xabi's exposed next season
>>221612258Not really
if i could just leave my body for the night
>>221612242how do these people rationalise going to bed at 7pm as being more productive than not doing thatwhatever you're doing between 3:30am and 8am you could be doing between 5pm and 9:30pm and you'll have been just as productive only you'll also be living like a normal human being
>>221612281Yet you can't explain why
Spaino really is like Mickey Pearce
we don't know where great white sharks go to breed and there's only been like one instance in history of a person capturing a baby great white shark on videowe just... don't know
i remember back in 8th grade a girl used to chase me and i was hiding like a dick. I still dont know why she chased me and why i was hiding.
>>221612330NTA but I go to bed ~6PM but only because I have to get up at 01:30AM so I can get ready in time for my toil which starts at 4AM. not joking either this is my life
>>221612345they breed in my ass
i had a thing with a turkish girl in hsbut then she told me that there were no spiders in turkey. it was such a bizarre lie, i lost interest
>>221612380she was probably just teasing you
>>221612345they breed all over the place
>>221612348She was sexually attracted to you.
>>221612399sorry mate did you think you know better than the great white shark experts? Just be quiet.
>>221612336I can. Not everybody reaches the same stage of consciousness at the same time.
>>221612409not very intelligent are you mate
>>221612406maybe i was scared of her braces. As far i remember braces used to scare me. Now i find braces hot. I regret everytime i remember this
>>221612409
>>221612345Yes we do you absolute dolt. There are known breeding grounds and in some instances they are protected areas.
anxiety level HIGHstress level HIGH
>>221612438little itty bitty sharklet islands known to some as the UK
if Kier Starmer resigns I'm gwaan tek mi own life
>>221612345>there's only been like one instance in history of a person capturing a baby great white shark on videojust not true is it https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w?t=13
rorke's baby shark video: only daddy sharkleftypol's baby shark video: daddy shark, daddy shark, baby shark
>>221612468Neoliberals already acking
in retrospect it might have been that we don't know where they give birth that I was remembering. That would be more in line with the baby great whites being so elusive as well.
wish drugs weren't so expensive. love drugs, me
>>221612508i wish
>>221612516just stop posting you ignorant pig
>>221612410Interesting considering what I wrote made no sense yet I knew you'd fall for it just because I wrote it in a snarky tone
Going to AA this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwad6EZdx9E
fuck them niggas i'm the nigga fuck all of them my raps are great like the metal thing that shreds the yellow blocks I got hella rocks diamonds and swatches you niggas in boxes
>>221612550AA is useless nigga, all they'll do is tell you that you have a disease and are powerless and will try to get you to believe in jewish fairytales
>>221611032You love it.
rorke succumbing to a shark attack because it's a great white
>>221612251beautiful
>>221610985How dare you slander are Tim
>>221612585>unironically believing in /pol/ memeslol
Im gonna say it. Kier Stalin is overhated.
finbar succumbing to a wog attack because it's a great black
>Radio 4’s Long Wave (LW) service will close on the 27th June 2026 Not long left!!!!
>>221612553How is this funny
wish /brit/ had a resident poet
*looks at your arse*…rapeable
surely cats must get bored just spending their whole life indoors not even going out into the garden or anything
>>221612753you cant rape the willing x
>>221612773do you?
>>221612619it's true lad i've been to AA, it was worthless, managed 3 years of sobriety on my own
its boring oclock again lads same daily borfest incoming
>>221612781yeah that’s why I said it. And even I go out to the shops and stuff and sit in the garden
bum: out
screaming
craving sugar
bum out screaming
fucking my arse
>>221612844harder to quit than heroin
>>221612844im sweet like sugar
craving an arse raping
>>221612876>>221612776
crusing for a poosing
anus
pooing an n-word
SOMEBODYSTOP ME
>>221612922Grow up
what would you do if rorke sang out of tunewould you stand up and rape his bat-ty
>>221612923looksmaxed shrek
>>221612923Ok I will buy it!!Somebody stop me! Aha
genuinely just spent the last 6 hours on the sofa haven’t moved wow
another week of neet bedrotting me thinks
Why doesn't mousey post here anymore? :/
>>221613081got raped to death
>>221613081lifted at the weekend for sectarian violence against hearts playerssick in the head that boy
>>221613081he still posts in the discord
>>221613081afraid he got "mr hands"ed
Fucking hate pikeys
Ok I will buy it!!
>>221613081I believe he still posts the Ariannas and various umcreatures.
>>221613081cat got him
>>221613164no thats the cornish tranny paedophile
silencea virgin freak is talking
*nasally virgin voice*where's my hug
>>221613160corrrr now that's tasteful>>221613145frankie lampard, oh frankie lampard scored 200 against the pikeys
I want SEX with women
baste
>>221613282what have you done lately to achieve that?
>>221613282you'd like that wouldn't you pervert
>>221613282you? not allowed
>>221613320keir is importing millions of designated drivers and rorke is complaining
scarm
>>221613282bit gay
The messaging has started, we will Breturn
>>221613369lovely AI video thatlove AI videos me, think they're all dead funny and I assume also real
>>221613391retvrn to brvssels
craving a curry
/brit/ fell off frfr
>>221613332Can you translate that from forren to normal
>>221613439all me
>>221613391>>221613415
Tea or something stronger?
Should I try Elden Ring again?Hated it when I played it on release, but will be giving all my games to CEX to buy the new James Bond game and GTA6, so ought to give it a try.
>>221613503hydrochloric acid
>>221613459it's not really about the text
wtf
>>221612585>>221612550went to AA and that's pretty much what they did>you have no control over this so read the bible and he'll help youi started mounjaro instead and haven't had a drink in 6 months
>>221613544this will be Iran in 2027
>>221613515yes but start as the confessor class
>>221613391UK should join the USAll Hail Britannia.
>>221613391We will not let you back in.
>>221612619Don't need AA, babyhttps://youtu.be/xRB1kUdCyZQ?si=6B990CI-ybmd3M_O
>>221613601I secretly want this to happen
Brothers been arrested for GBH :/
>>221613601what was Lelouch's dad's geass power again?can't remember
lidl donut down the hatch
>>221613630Mine for Exploited
>>221613459just talking about how she ordered new clothes and how she'll show them to us
not catberg's problem
>>221613630green brigade hooliganism?
>>221613630
>>221613642scr
havin a menty b x
>>221613671s
mousey got arrested at the weened for trying to attack brian wilson at parkhead, we all want change in the club but he went way too far
>>221613694Ruby twerking??
i want to cool my brain down. it always seems to be running hot
toby begging outside the coop after betting his whole uc payment on hearts to win the league
>>221613719mousey's nokia getting stamped to bit by a jambo after pitch invasion went wrong
>>221613746
>>221613810bless her heart :(
>>221613810
>>221613809fuck sake thats another SIM card away
dunno what you cunts are on about mousey is a rangers man
any benzo fiend inon my 5th xanax of the day, me
>>221613810aw :( what's are rubes crying about?
>>221613391Fuck off
>>221613860are you actually racismlad?
christians whining about how the current state of the west is not their doing or legacy have the same vibe as indians trying to say that hinduism isn't at fault for the state of india todaychristians also like to take credit for all the secular achievements of europe including the enlightenment but at the same time disavow any of the negatives
>>221613865she's a 26 year old khhv with no mates who still lives in her smelly childhood bedroom and has never grown up
>>221613906are you sure she's a khhv though
>>221613391biggest comeback since my nigga JC
non-early new >>221613927
>>221613938we're in here, keep that ready though>>221610954
