non-early edish
>>221615139she angy
>>221615139bit mean that
Been getting an unusual amount of erections today
on a walk in the woods and the 5G signal is better than at home
dogs are verminkill them all
Whites won
Very funny how a humble little grey rainy island in the Atlantic causes such unrelenting generational global seethe
i will eliminate all the biomass
nothin' he could do
how do i get 4chan gold
Why do yanks put lemon juice on their fish and chips
i thought the last thread was pretty good
Do you love soapy?
eating poo for dinner, stuffing it all into my gob and chewing it loudly
>>221617986I do that :/
mental how many /brit/s are made by jfs. why is that? desperate for our approval?
>>221617992yes
not arsed
on the fucking crack again
>>221617992Weird teeth for an American
*saunters into /brit/*
>no Rorke
>>221618017brits are phone posters who can't make new threadsif anything you're senior citizens in a care home who'd fucking die without aid
knew a girl in my school who was really athletic and skinny but also had disproportionally big wide saggers did many tugs
>>221615139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFg9bHJJsfA&t=52
>>221618017A sign of Britains fail, foreigners doing jobs Brits claim to be capable of doing
Any of you guys serve in the military? What did you do? Was it fun?
>>221618069corr cheap
i was just looking at /cum/ and it's no different from here really. too scared to post in there though
Rest in power
>>221618069yoooookay
anthropomorphic dung beetle family all eating dinner at the table drinking glasses of diarrhea and eating bristol type 3 sausages and type 6 mash
everyone lower on the spectrum than me is alright
>>221618108non/ano
>>221618099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTMkRKqmkw
>>221618069Get out at Liverpool Street Station on a Saturday. You are in the actual city of London. The financial district. Flats go for 2 million quid. Bankers are running around in suits. Walk out onto Bishopsgate turn left and walk about 4 streets down and turn right. You will find yourself in the markets of deepest Sub-Saharan Africa.
>>221618055MOOOVE
>>221618125my disability is not a joke
>>221618108dont know sorry
iconichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHqBPw5HYDU
>>221617948>the woodsAAAAAAAAAA TRIGGER WARNINGS WHERE
>>221618114Still makes me laugh to think back to all the posters crying about a young girl being murdered before it turned out she was a tranny and suddenly it's all "uh... I could totally tell, didn't fool me"
>>221618108...yh
>>221618108yesgot bulliedno
Eating 7 mini scotch eggs
>>221618064gorgeous woman
>>221618114>Leave a chocolate bar on a public table outsideHoly grim. Thats dirty as fuck
>>221618069The poor are struggling
>>221618169why you watching that?
>>221618169the most indian image i've seen today
>>221618114Remind me of the age of consent again
>>221618173
>>221618169you are what you slop
>>221618190Interested in the history of gooning
>>221618161I would date a trans woman if she looked like that
>>221618173knew a girl at uni who looked like thatsaw she had nudes of herself and in lingerie on her phone after a drinking game
your entire family just got turned into mud
>>221618125I’ve noticed thisAutistic people have the least amount of patience for autistic people. Leftypol types have this fantasy that they’re all understanding to one another but autists hate more autistic autistsThat’s why I don’t think it works out when they date one another because they have borderline zero empathy for another autistic person’s issues whereas a normie would
>>221618144What have you got dwarfism
>>221618215um you’ve mentioned this before
got an unknown evri parcel coming tomorrow supposedlyhavent ordered anythingwhat the hell is it
turning myself into a primordial crystal
>>221618205AI kino is better than any bio slop
>>221618169crafted by some of the stinkiest brownest rapey indian jaipur indian residents in history
>>221618249yes... i havenow you know what she looked like
>>221618108Applied for the reserves once, went down to the assessment in Pirbright and completed it, got accepted (Was pretty difficult not to) and then my gf threw a wobbly so I knocked it on the head
>>221618252jeet scam
im still fartingthe room stinkshad to open the window but im filling it up more quickly than it can waft out
i love feet
got an unknown evil parcel coming
>>221618277are you also balding?
>>221618259>AI kinono such thingyou are brown
>>221618138>Bankers are running around in suitson a Saturday? I shouldn't have thought so pal
bought both nephews Samsung Galaxy Watch8 smartwatches for their first communion lads£600 down the drain
Back from taking catberg to the vetWallet status? The raped.
>>221618267did you have to sleep on one of those blue roll matts in a hall
>>221618288no but perhaps the fart gas will cause shedding
>>221618267the ol’ ball and chain am i right? can’t live with em can’t live without em
>>221618264
if anyone makes fun of your balding pate just summon a horde of bears to kill them
>>221618306they're calling it the most pikeyest post to hit /brit/and yes, they've read mikey
if catberg got ill i would just let him perishi need that grand to pay for femdom
>>221618259Cafe British is real though they've opening one in Reading next month
>>221618272i copied the tracking number and went to evris website and its says its comingwhos know what it is
>>221618340evil post
>>221618299him status: finished
All things considered, is this the blueprint for 40 year old white men?
I hope to kiss a woman before I die lads
>>221618317Nah slept in a bunk bed in a room with about 20 lads, mattress was thin foam with a plastic covering over it
mad how people used to just walk into places and get jobs there and then
>>221618372why are you telling usthat won't get you anywhere
>>221618372did it one time over a decade ago so i’m all set
>>221618372Why haven't you bothered to try, then?
>>221618372that all?
>>221618372
>>221618372Kiss a trans woman
>>221618340only ze strongest shall prevailnatural zelection vill itake itz coarse
>>221618278I love every part of a woman, it can all be beautifulexcept vaginas. they look weird
>>221618328I've been "living" without a gf for 29 years.
showered, shaved, feeling goodx
>>221618372you will die as a kissles and a virgin
>>221618278turkish girl feet
the dindins:
>>221618420hehehehebased
its just not right is it
>>221618374remember doing thatthere was this black lad that everyone could hear wanking under his uniform in the middle of the night (we had no duvet/sheets)
>>221618410this but earsears are gross
how do I find a job does anyone here know
>>221618451was his willy massiv
>>221618468no idea sory
>>221618382Kids can't even get a starter job these days. Minimum wage is too high, national insurance is too high, and half the jobs are controlled by Indians who only hire their own kind.Gone are the days of a young lad/lass getting some pocket money collecting glasses in their local after their dad asks the landlord if there's any work going.Need this country atomised and rebuilt in the image of 1980s South-East England
>>221618451why not crawl over and give his bbc a suck?
Anyone here an actual living-breathing, walking-talking, kissless, hugless, handholdless adult virgin?
>>221618451you definitely wanted to help him get off so why didn’t you? how insecure can you be?
Here is your beloved white culture
>>221618468ask you mates (actual advice not a mealy mouthed reply)
it doing a rain
>>221618427its hard to find Turkish feet porn somehow. Most of Turkish porn is either leaked by their girlfriends or recorded in abroad.
fucking hell
>>221618492would all of them without hesitation
>>221618488i've hugged and held hands lol, i bet that's even rarer
>>221618492>socks on the dirty floorfucking grim
>>221618503
oinone of that
>>221618451There was one fat lad that did some of the loudest snoring I've ever witnessed, barely slept a wink. In the end he failed the 5k run and they told him he was too fat to join (he wanted to be a chef) and he cried saying he'd let his kids down. Felt a bit bad for him.
>>221618108yeahdoxxable intoyeah
>>221618513Miss Thatcher needs a big welsh cock imo
very indian in here right now
need a fit woman, biological or otherwise, or even a hairless twink that I can treat like a dogneed it
>>221618492this is so far from the worst pic you couldve chosenthey’re not even fat
>>221618468um we've run out haha
mi nem es jefe
Sup.
finny be so fucking minted when grandad dies
>>221618531
>>221618492i've got every kind of sex disase by looking at this picture
saars how do I prompt the AI to make me a brilliant
>>221618550>>221618554
>>221618542
rorke: Leftypol you useless, cheap, easy, misbegotten hole.Leftypol: Did you just call me cheap?
you’re not ariana grande you’re an incel in a wig
>>221618585it would only have been Indian if I said rape
>>221618533he had fucking kids? haha fat cunt bet he got bulliedwe had a paki lad who was late to everything and he got physically disciplined by colour sergeant and eventually kicked out after he threw one of the bed things in the middle of the night onto some lad sleeping for a laugh
never experienced any intimacy or affection in my entire life
>>221618584dont ge proudy saarone must be a humble to live like a brilliant
Great attack
>>221618594shut up, just play along and i'll split the earnings from the concert with you
>>221618582UM x
>>221618609*rapes you*
>>221618468i have a job and still cannot answer this question
>>221618069Neoliberal values.
>>221618492ice dwelling yakubian beasts
>>221618594say that to Turkish troon
you're bleedin dim
we are the brit team brit team brit team we are the brit team
had to leave a meeting at work today because I ate popping candy on my lunch break and they were making popping noises in my throat during the meeting :(
72 virgin pussy juice.
(8) im spinning faster than the world could (8)
think in general i prefer being asleep to being awake. quite into sleeping pills me.
catbergs going mental on my stinky workout clothes
right going to get some eggs and call someonesee you in an hour or so
>>221618650How embarrassing!
did a great wank to the pumpkin one earlier
>>221618669popping melatonin like candy
Great attack.
:/
>11 degrees outoh my days fuck offfff
>>221618650blud think he wonka
Sad
>>221618531need that lamb on my plate smothered in mint sauce molto prontocatberg can get a bite too
I will talk with her a meet her in real life for sex.
>>221618712That it is, lad ;) x
so depressed all i want to do is sleep but had a sleep earlier, eyeberg associates ltd just arent having it
>>221618712summer's cancelled this year
>>221618669reckon you'll enjoy being dead
Good luck.
>>221618770I'm full Irish R1b
>>221618762screaming this will be me in 10 years
>>221618762He's had a howler there
>>221618729i miss the old quentin :(
how does leftypol envisage a uk with a much larger muslim population will look like?
Apparently the Restore Makerfield candidate is married to an Indonesian
U.S.A
bbc news devastated they can’t report on le unprecedented heatwaves this year
cor phwoarr blimey begorrah DAMN
>>221618762humans are weird
>>221618785I am not you.
Janny moves fucking quick when he wants to that pony bollocks was gone in a flash
regret most of my major decisions in lifeI'm sorry everyone
>>221618803it will be 45 degrees in the depths of the congo basin thanks to 'el nino', that alone is worth at least 3 thinkpieces
anyone excited for the bank holiday freakend?
Peace
>>221618834you think "sorry" cuts it huh?
>>221618762leftypol's da's da
>>221618834no worries mate
my mind is blown
here endeth the lexi belle wank
>>221618834>>221618861
>>221618875you are joking
>>221618362There's a clan / thing in TF2 called "Our World Now and it's one of the funniest things. Apparently this is what the logo is based on.
releasing the rape gremlins
on the ol' sleeping pills already will be all lovely and unconscious by 8.30
Mickey Rourke in 2026
Great Attack
that's a big clock
>>221618362>>221618920
reckon any of us will meet up in death or would it be so irrelevant in heaven that it just wouldnt happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkHdBf-8PZE
feeling extremely depressed so I'll just slink off to my bed and cry myself to sleep x
>>221618966>>221618362>>221618920
hate AI
>>221618967just cus im in heaven doesnt mean id be leaving my bedroom
just had sex with a zombie
watching arse burn
lot of sadsacks in
Continue... Chill... Ypu are so annoying by the way. 2026.
got my nano banana pro out
>>221619006lol you've been done there
What's the likely socioeconomic makeup of the local cricket club? Will there be lots of runts? Or will it be more gentlemanly and polite?
>>221619043*lite
>>221619043*tickles it*
ate lots of very spicy food for din dins. shall document my molten lava poos for you all tomorrow.
>>221619033It's Monday so wagies are experiencing mental turmoil (more so than usual)
4chan.
>>221618996*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
just realised how everyone who watches football is a complete loser
>>221619053i saw some people playing cricket yesterday. all brown
>>221619053brown
>>221619053browns
>>221619006skill issuepro tip: if you tell most LLMs "do not use thing" they see that in your prompt but they ALSO see "use thing" there
>>221618712White man's weather
>>221619053There's usually one 40 year old shagger that shags them all
got covid and blow my nose so much im bleeding
feeling blackpilled and furious
watching the ARS BUR match
has tom scott been to turkey? he's got more hair now than he did when he went on hiatus
Great Attack.
>>221619073true tbf i do get a bit down in the dumps on a monday evening. i just do the bins and try and get to bed early as poss.
>>221619111the ball, has it been kicked?
>>221618996*follows u*
>>221618636I am 7/32th irish and everything said in that image is true
>>221619088>>221619089>>221619093upper class browns?
what's the play with england at the WC this year?my current position is 'FIFA corrupt / full of wogs' and im acting above it however if we do make the semi finals ill at least have to consider a) social implications, b) embarrasment of backtracking and c) potentially missing out on a moment of history
back on the OSRS grind lads nearly at base level 50 in all F2P stats
plotting a wafty crank
>>221619115a lot of celebrities think they have to look the same for their whole life or people will forget who they are and stop watching their shit
in bedcock outbum out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91h49nAZkhA
what's the official /brit/ stance on the Stop Killing Games movement?
>>221619107you are significantly ill
>>221619115omg its natural u insecure neek cant u let ONE nigga be happy
>>221619172your pants are off then
bumley getting a point would be reet funny but it willnae happen
in for a scorcher tomorrow
Bye.
>>221619140yes in the direction of one of the two nets on the pitch
savagely and mercilessly raping my own arse
feeling black and furious
>>221619184its clearly not natural but he is looking better and healthier than before
>>221619186wrongpic related
don't watch the tourist league me
the one on the left is putrid as fuck
feeling fat and furious
blacking furpilled and feelious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_SnEs8q10
scared to ask for time off because they'll obviously know im a sad sack who doesnt need it because i dont have a life outside toil
>>221619205Is this the famous Rust programming language?Did nazi that coming!
durrrrr *starts banging my hand sideways against my chest*duhhhhhhh
i'm not like the other girls
>>221619236well you're entitled to it so take it
hapas are not alright
>>221619191
let it all go ^_^
black lads going "yup. yup. yeah thats crazy man" to rorkes incessant ranting about women and dating
>>221619205coward
having a beer and opened a bag of cool ranch tortilla chips while watching the footie. this is the life
why does everyone talk like a jamaican in the country
so everything is shit now, yes?
>>221619308the deepest darkest pits of plato’s cave
>>221619308don't know what you've done to warrant such a life but ok
>>221619322seems so
>>221619308>voluntarily watching artetaballwhat made you like this
>>221619308woke is seething at this post
ah, ah, you'll be alright
chunk li getting ready to break rorke in a street fight
get the encrypted drive decrypted and mounted rorke
im watching a hockey gamei hope sweden loses because i dont like those people
woke and rorke are very similarly spelled. something's going on there
(8) i'm tryna be the girl that you're talking to (you're talking to) (8)
Will /brit/ be a WC general?
i will kill myselfbye bye nigga
>>221528119
new >>221619390
worke
>>221619377no, /cum/
>>221619366she trained in chicken wing chun
