harry potter edish
so this is rorke
Published by Wizarding World Direct
I JUST BE ROCKIN IN MY TRUEY JEANS
>>221619405>don't ask questions, just consume product and be excitied for next product
I am extremely gay, and almost possibly, a bame.Do with that what you please.
why did they make Molly a hot piece of ass?
>>221619428the mythical raped bame
>>221619405>see a movie>so what did you think of it anon>lets not talk about that movie we just saw, let's talk about the thing i did yesterday
>>221619427minorities are not ‘products’ rorke
I have autism and I want to die
feeling blackpilled and bicurious
Every day I wake up and convince myself I'm normal that I'm not disabled and I try my best to live normally
there's poo, right?and it comes out of the arseinto the toilet, down the pipes into the sewer
>>221619456should be
>>221619461subtle
got this coco di mama chicken caeser sourdough thing and it's absolutely vile
>>221619474you go girl!
>>221619474it's not fair but we soldier on
>>221619474then reality sets in?
>>221619457that is clearly fart oo hot
>>221619485subtext is for cowards
putting my willy on a lead and taking it for a walk
>spent £16 on a catbed for catberg>she REFUSES to even entertain ithow do I force her to accept it?
don't want to do anything
>>221619474just get PIP and never work a day in your life
>>221619511give it a rest steve
>>221619496Too much bread isn't it? Sort of tastes like the bread is raw too.
I have some hidden disabilities. Major depressive disorder, bulimia nervosa, borderline personality disorder, gender identity disorder and narcolepsy
Tired of lifeIf this continues I will 100% hang myself
rorke getting his wee arse gangblacked
>>221619531catnip spray the inside
greetings from birmingham
>>221619546and a hidden cock
>>221619531put dreamies in it
>>221619511average ukranian
>>221619531SIXTEEN GREAT BRITISH POUNDS AND THE CATBERG IS ACTING UP?KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>221619531You don't'bergs run the show
my life really isn't that bad yet
for you PIPmen where do you actually livei assume with your parents or in some filthy council estate
>>221619546if you were bulimic you wouldn't be so fat. are you forgetting to vomit?
>>221619511I think there will be an in between with the rise of gene editing
>>221619562cats hate that. they claw and rub it to get it to go away
>>221619600I'm not fat
>>221619623
>>221619558If what continues?
black genitalia changed rorke
>>221619623this has to be from that one Australian poster who is both extremely unfunny and constantly spamming whatever comes to his weird little mind
>>221619643This trajectory I’m on
>>221619546these are mental illnesses not disabilities. except narcolepsy which you don’t actually have
>>221619623did i do that
>>221619653
got catberg a shoebox for his birthdaylittle bastard is loving it
>>221619654right well we need 6 cronem mandem don't we then x
>>221619623fear not the man who has posted 10 000 different posts, but fear the man who has posted 1 post 10 000 times
>>221619653>extremely unfunny and constantly spamming whatever comes to his weird little mindye would never be a british poster *glances around nervously*
rorke getting his arse blacked (he put black trackies on)
Chronic pain symptoms have been utterly unbearable today. I plan on drinking myself unconscious as my only potential escape.Because people always ask, I had a surgery (necessary not cosmetic) go wrong and leave me with 24/7 agonising nerve pain that no drug can help with.And because people always ask after hearing that, no I'm not entitled to millions in medical negligence claims, its not as easy as it sounds when you sign 10 pieces of paperwork before surgery these days and surgeons are extremely wealthy and can buy better lawyers.At least I don't have to work and I get a couple hours a week where the pain is mild enough I can play video games or watch anime...
the biomass is so fucking ugly
>>221619657We believe in you.
He defended Europe is what he did. He was a brave Man Against Time, and in this house Adolf Hitler is a hero, end of story!
if i took my cat to italy and he met an italian catberg would he understand him
>>221619707now then, katy disagrees doesn't she x
nary a single letter
frightening to think of the day when the last ever man will have kicked the last ever ball*shudders*
is pink 'mass?
>>221619653the guy who just tries to string together a bunch of /brit/ references all the time with no nuance? he's terrible
>>221619705:( that's rough ladpraying you get better x
>>221619707cap
4ft tall grey alien was working the register at IGA
wish i could regurgitate that coco de mama and eat literal shit instead
>>221619759BREEEED SEXXXOOOOOOOOO
>>221619716you're lucky i don't debank you
arsebros I'm getting nervous
uh oh
>>221619760nonce stairwell
not exactly ‘unemployed’ if I’m slaving away over these 4chan captchas all day am i
>>221619546all made up nonsense
will never forget the time i saw a funeral procession and someones grandad was in a everton fc coffinyour entire existence summarised by a sports team that wont exist in another century, just blew my mind, radicalised me a little bit that did
bought catberg a $150 heated bedhe never uses it and just sleeps in the box
>>221619660
let's pass it around at the back, dive if we get into trouble and wait for a set piece
Pepbros...
>>221619825literally creaming for that bwc
>>221619796he went to games and made friends at them, hard to fathom from the depths of your incel cavern I know
>>221619816should have bought her a tomcat replica spiral cock dildo instead
catberg is perfectly happy sleeping on an old dressing gown. no fancy toys either, a scrumpled up ball of paper is plenty entertainment
When the UC bossman does his annual check on how you've been spending your dole money and sees its all gone on a 4chan pass, OF subs, cans, VPNs, and a fancy new motorbike... whoops hehe :3
sorry jsut dont get why i need to care so much about people who died whilst diving in the maldivesliterally does zero to the trajectory of my life
going on a bombing spree to force the australian government to bring menulog back
>>221619707
big nigga
>>221619860dead now, of course
i wonder why she left
can't stop drinking
>>221619896then dont stop
>>221619877brainless drones see attractive young people die and they have an existential crisis
>>221619878um ASIO this one right here please
>>221619885rorke spotted finally leaving the house and having a nice swim aw bless x
>>221619885how is sn2
/brit/ is a Burnleh general
>>221619891LOL
>>221619759Trannies always have loads of cis women in their fap folder
favourite National Socialist song lads?Volk ans Gewehr for me
>>221619924actually felt a pang of regret after posting that my mind is so raped by the government
considering going into toil office tomorrow and just planking across a desk so people know im whacky and fun and theyll want to be m8s
A hot little latina with thick ass just walked past me
drinking a beer that has a fantastic little gnome on the bottlehow great is that!
>>221619948most trans women don't have a "fap folder" mateyou're a pornsick yank
>>221619954lapdance - n.e.r.d
>>221619954k-on theme song
>>221619954I'm a little teapot short and spout myself
>>221619954Everyday Is Like Sunday
nobody would ever describe me as friendly, funny, charismatic, nice or charming
lady at the tesco tills today was a fit big chebbed lass
>>221619892bit noncey this
>>221619977i dont gnow
short and spout I said. oh my days. I mean short and stout! mind's going x
>>221619970saw a skinny teenager is tiny shorts and a crop top and i deliberately walked behind her
>>221619954https://youtu.be/6ONRf7h3Mdk
>>221619959Do not fret. The closure of MenuLog has been felt across vast swathes of Australian society: even amongst the glowies of ASIO
>>221619986Yeah they do. It's funny that you see them posting anime girls or dream waifus but never men like a real girl would LMFAO
>>221620002her arse. shag it
>>221619954caramelldansen
dogbert
While the films strictly maintain a PG-13 rating to keep the monster fully covered, we can calculate King Kong's estimated penis size by scaling up the real-world biology of a silverback gorilla.Funnily enough, gorillas have the smallest penises relative to body size of any primate—measuring a mere 1.25 to 1.5 inches (3 to 4 cm) when erect. They do not need large genitalia because silverback alpha males maintain harems through raw physical dominance rather than sperm competition.Applying these exact biological proportions to the varying cinematic versions of Kong yields surprisingly modest results for a giant monster:Size Breakdown by Film EraThe 1933 & 2005 Versions (24–25 Feet Tall): Scaled up from a standard 5.5-foot gorilla, his erect size would be roughly 5.6 to 6.2 inches long. On a 25-foot monster, this would be entirely invisible to the human eye, making him shockingly average by human standards.The 1962 Toho Version (148 Feet Tall): Scaled up for his classic battle with Godzilla, his anatomy would mathematically clock in at about 33.6 inches (2.8 feet) long.The MonsterVerse Version (355 Feet Tall): In modern films like Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, Kong has grown into a massive Titan. Scaled strictly to standard gorilla biology, his erect size would be roughly 7.5 to 9.5 feet long.While a 9-foot length sounds massive, it is only about the size of an average adult elephant's penis—meaning that relative to his towering 355-foot frame, Kong is remarkably under-endowed.
>>221620030legend
>>221619954Poor taste honestly. 75 millionen ein schlag is better, vorwarts mit unserem rommel too. Not sure if Herms Niel songs which don't reference the military or party would count but if so antje mein blondes kindfor the commie songs it'd be moscow nights, lovely choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRFScbISKDg
>>221620007it's just a kid doing kid shit. why does your mind immediately go to sex?
nazi freaks should be blown to smithereens, absolutely vapourisedtommy robinson march had 150k people dancing to AI music and Q schizos indoctrinating their kids about how Melania is Princess Di and Michel Jackson is still aliveThat's the modern far right
>>221620037shall be dying a virge instead x
arsenal. more like bumsenal
spent £25 on a takeaway because flatmateberg is doing meal prep
ARSERSE
>>221619954any of the wolfnacht ones
>>221619970el spaffo>>221620030corr spaff
why did the australian government close 'log?
is it true that women want shagged and will be happy to be asked in public
>>221619448Why not?
bro's asking chatgpt about a giant gorilla's penis :skull:
sir bobby dazzler
>>221620081APOLOGISE
>>221620036most women don't engage with visual porn like that and as someone who knows and has fucked dozens of trans women I think im the authority on their sex habits
poochester shitty
>>221620099idk I don't know any women but that doesn't sound likely
rubbing ointment on my bunions
do brown men poo white poos?
>>221620099i want to make baby
thoughts on zack polanski getting caught lying about all sorts of strange shit?
i really dont get animetried watching it and just thought it was stupid and childish despite being ostensibly more mature than english language cartoondont know why its so popular almost worldwide
>>221620140yeh heard he said the moon was made of cheese, nutter
>>221619546>gender identity disorderno shit
>>221620072Tommy Robinson is alt lite
>>221620140I don't care. I'm willing to overlook any transgressions committed by people who will further my cause.
>>221620140total farce of the zionistischpresse trying to smeer the only candidate who won't kneel to the billionaires and israelmeanwhile farage gets millions in crypto from a thai nonce and noone cares
>>221619927a lot like 1 and not like below zero
>>221620139im infertile because of untreated varicocele
>>221620137Remember when I moved to Spain and got into school here some kid in my year told me he thought black people ejaculated black semen until he saw black people in porn online
>>221619546
ねぇ もっと!好きになってもらいたいの!頭の中は君ばっか!!ってゆーかそっぽなんて向いてないで!あぁもう!ヤキモキしちゃうわAh
got the teeth brushedgot the tongue scrapedgot the teeth flossedgot the retinoid appliedtime for beddie byes x
>>221620168more like missler
>>221620187ok and what about all his lies?
>until he saw black people in porn mmmmmhhmm
>>221620117>Gay man here>As a homosexual I think I am quite qualified and credentialed to speak about the habits of women LOL
brimful of asha on the 45
>>221620245dont care just need the most left wing candidate we can get inhe's a weird little social democrat freak but its a start
>>221620224is this the gyaldem
>>221620260so this is Leftypol
>>221620271based accelerationist
Rorke putting together a 'boydem'
>>221620302disgusting thing to post. sort yourself out
>>221620231Nazis only gassed the debt collectors. The globohomos gassed their own.
>>221620117trans women dont act like cis women so you cant judge how cis women act and apply it to trans women
PSG will destroy arsenal 5-0
bit bored of my friends but also aware that im lucky to have any at all
>>221620286Indeed
>>221620302fucking um mate
im turbovaxxed
>>221620326i haven't got any friends me
>>221620316t. leftypol child rape apologist
A significant minority of cis women don't even masturbate. Those that do tend to just use a sex toy and their imagination.Of those who engage in a kind of "porn" it's mostly nerdy, autistic women reading the most vile extreme fanfics on AO3 or Tumblr or reading Yaoi manga.
hopped out the ubernext thing you know i bought uber
>>221620372didn’t arks
>>221620372test is what makes you horny. horny women probably have big clits too
anime
>>221620388All of Hispania should belong to Gibraltar.
she's perfecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoOsilROILA
might try to go asleep then get attacked in a dream and scream in real life
looks like oil is back on the menu boys
>>221620372You know I've heard it's rumored that women don't even find men attractive. Most women are lesbians and autogynephiles, according to Autism Inc
ello lads>>221620372some straight women watch lesbian porn - trvke story give it a goog
>>221620347ktimmington
mad some of the shit i used to post here lol
>>221620224would love to be their toilet for the night
>>221620188is it [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]
bulgie in the house
>>221620372very millenial takezoomette girls are turbo porn brainrotted cos of tiktok and reels
>>221620444if you liked 1, yea
>>221620424I don’t think women are AGP and if they actually were I think it would be different to typical trans woman AGPThe sexes experience sexuality very differently, a gay man still has more in common with a straight one sexually than a straight woman
Mad how I don't know what to do with my life
kill women
some people have unshakable confidence from a young age and their lives get derailed by drug addiction
feeling zealous
>>221620085GOOD taste ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT4d05TmqHo
>>221620492serves them right the cocky cunts
rorke’s willy is rubbish
watched Obsession (2026)had some nice cleavage in it
>>221620477Women are more sexual than men are when they are in heat for someone. I see so many incels and trannies on this website who honestly believe that women are not sexually attracted to men.
mad how big teams go through decades without winning the leagueArsenal 22 years (2004-2026)Man Utd 27 years (1967-1993) and 13+ years (2013-ongoing)Liverpool 30 years (1990-2020)
turn the footy off whenever they do mid game or half time player interviews woke bollocks
>>221620539it's all or nothing. should be gold silver and bronze really
>>221620435give us some highlights darling
fancy some jelly babies
high-energy and confident individuals seek to put themselves dangerous situations and are pre-disposed to drug use
>>221620541did the men talk about the ball?
mum's going up into the loft
>>221620577drug use also makes you take more chances if it's stimulants
>>221620590feeding your twin brother
watched tournament interviews with chess players and they're all massive dickheads
>>221620590getting the christmas decorations down?
rasheed hiding rorke under the floorboards from the leftypol gestapo
>>221620604bizarre post
>>221620590stand beneath and pretend your holding the ladders but really look at her bum and fanny
>>221620630it's a bizarre worldand your brother is a bizarre specimen
did the man kick me in the balls
*creeps silently past the runt cage*phew
How many of you have installed the Chinese Communist Party spyware app known as "TikTok" on your phone?
Is mousenonce still kicking about
anyone going to the shop? get me some jelly babiesx
>>221620604fishheads no doubt
what happens here anyway
the bald man who tells the men how to kick the ball is leaving the men
>>221620574what flag is that with ngubu on it?
>>221620649i did but i got rid of it after 1 day because it was boring
>>221620658*pretends not to hear you*
a lot of straight trans women aren't straight but meta-attractedwhile AGP is self-arousal by phyiscally appearing superficially female or wearing women's clothing, and is common amongst transbians, meta-attraction is differentit's the attraction to being fucked by men, but not attraction to men themselvesit's seeing getting fucked by a man as validating of your femininity, as legitimising you as a real womanyou dont find men hot, you find interacting with masculine men while being a feminine woman hothope that makes sense x
>>221620466i liked 1 but it just looks like the same game again
when a man is tired of kickball he is tired of life
All of brit hopes Man Shitty lose tomorrow so Arsenal win the league title
yeh I'm going to need that ball kicked into the net, preferably in the next hour or so
>>221620692Not on
>>221620692Yes it's a paraphilia and fetish of otherwise heterosexual males. Anime hentai brain rot disorder.
would be so jokes if Arsenal bottled it now
>>221620692asked status: didn’t
>>221620684https://imperialflags.blogspot.com/2009/01/imperial-british-east-africa-company.htmlknock yourself out
>>221620692I also believe both meta attraction and autogynephilia are common amongst cis women, only they don't have a word for it and assume that's just what being a straight normal woman isbut there are also plenty of women who just find men hot, or who have some combination of genuine androphilia, meta-attraction, and autogynephilia.of course while this is acceptable for cis women, trans women get chastised for it.
>>221620725retard
>>221620684colony of north borneo
>>221620752a continent of goyim
some stingy (you)ers out there im afraid
>>221620752I thought Russians much preferred Telegram to WhatsApp. Although of course these days they're being forced by the Kremlin to use "Max" instead, lmao.
fascinating*closes the thread*
>>221620752I'm not like anyone else in this country. I have NEVER downloaded Temu.
rubbish world
>>221620777What's is for "normies" and boomers, here we use Viber instead of Watsap
the evil satanic demon in bunnings has upped the price of dimmies
all i know is that transwomen make the best music nowadays
>>221620743Most women are only horny during ovulation, and that is the period when they find masculine muscular dominant men sexually arousing. It's really not that difficult to understand women, get it seems to elude most trannies.
>>221620743Trans and cis AGP would be so different it could barely come under the same umbrella. Trans women are males at the end of the day and do not know how cis women think and vice versa. Read anything about a trans woman talking about AGP and it's blatantly through a male viewpoint and fantasy. Trans women get chastised because they are males and potentially threats to cis women whilst if a cis woman was actually AGP nobody gives a shit because she is a woman, its like how nobody gives a shit if a brown person is racist about brown people.
>>221620752I know Temu is some shopping app and that's it, never touched it
>>221620793Isn't it just the cheapest Chinese shit
just came up with a theory
>>221620811understood less than 40% of this post
City will bottle it against Bournemouth2-1, stick a fiver on it
Really craving those Jelly Babies now
>>221620825interestingnot
>>221620835Yeah, don't need extra bullshit cheap gadgets in my house that I wont use thank you very much.
>>221620692stop justifying trans freakniggas existence and just start blowing them up
>>221620816maybe if youre autisticthey all make breakcore or furry game music for some reasoni wonder why they do this almost exclusively male shit if theyre meant to be women
>>221620842please spread it across at least 5 extremely long boring posts cheers x
>>221620811>tfw you will never grab a snag at your local bunnings before heading home for a meat pie with tomato sauce, followed by some fairy breadWhy even live
started from the bottom now we here
>>221620840Don't know. I relate to NOBODY in this country or this thread.
>>221620743>I also believeIf only these mysterious "women" creatures could provide their thoughts on this, oh well
only trans music i know is jane remover and 100gecs, i like the geks but jane remover is some dogshit
but it's so hard not to hate thingsthere's nothing like the rush you get from hate
>>221620852here I got you your jelly beanies or whatever the fuck*throws a bag of mcennedy jelly beans from LIDL at you*
>>221620825Autogynephilia is only possible in men since it is a fetish for imitating women. Women can't have AGP.
>>221620886not about here are theymuch too wise for this nonsense
going to transition just so i can be accepted into the friend group of the girls at toil
so maybe you could’ve replied to the posts that you’re clearly responding to? stingy little bruce
>>221620923Women express autoandrophilia way differently.
I lowkey lurk and creep in kurva anyátok and /ex-yu/
>>221620946girls dont like trans women and trans women have a hard time fitting in with them
>>221620946this is me except larping as a gayat least then you get some female touch instead of absolutely nothing war HUH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
>>221620774I wanted to give that guy that posted the pic of anime girls one but I saw it too late and didn't want to a mongo for replying to an old post that wasn't at the top of the thread
>>221620965ive thought about this but the group are very leftypol not jk rowling types
>>221620965source: your hairy arse
>>221620961Not the subject though.
>meta attractedwhy do these nerds keep making up words to hide the fact that they're just gay?
I could give my female perspective on autoandrophilia and sexuality but I would get called a LARPer troon and told to post tits so shant
/troon/
>Farage accounts ‘not consistent’ with claim he paid for £1.4 million house with I’m A Celeb feeOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>221620998prudence never pays x
>>221620982100% thought this was a scam today but evidently it's actually happeningI see them selling outside tescos toowhat's going on at that company
>>221620885If you like big boobs you relate to a lot of people, including me fren, that's all it takes.>>221620910>Only trans music I like is Amrin Van BuurenBut on a serious not, recently I learned one of my favorite producer/dj's is trans - DJ Sprinkles, had no idea, never looked at a picture for so many years. I liked SOPHIE, there's one Octa Octa I dig, Honey Dijon
>>221621008this will change literally nothing who cares
women fantasise about having willies
>>221620983>>221620984trans women dont really get cis womenyou will never find one who likes the same stuff or talks the same way
>>221620998Go on then
>>221621028I fantasize about women fantasizing about having willies
NEW>>221620982>>221620982>>221620982
>>221620998easy to disprove with a voc
>>221621079I don’t really want my voice on /brit/ either so hard to prove. Anyway I’ll do it in the new.
>>221621049I don’t know how common it is but I absolutely did and do still experience autoandrophilia though I doubt this is common in other women due to me generally being a retarded freak. Being attracted to men meant if I looked like one I would be attracted to myself, and I wasn’t pretty so I hated my appearance and didn’t get to experience ‘feeling’ pretty and desired. Almost trooned due to that and feeling more masculine than other women anyway, but I realised I would never be the same as a male and didn’t have as much in common as I thought. Now I just think it’s hot but I wouldn’t do anything as extreme as crossdress publicly. I’m not gay or attracted to feminine things so I don’t have AGP but I really doubt most women have it either.
>>221621037hmmm i wonder why that could be
