>Americans think honey is some type of superfood
>>221622816What's superfood?
>>221622816>high protein>high sugar>nutritiouswhy wouldnt it be
>>221622858normal healthy foods rebranded for the fat retarded american goysumer
>>221622858>t. Homo Sovieticus
>0.3% protein>90% sugar>Ayupp, time for a high protein snack or some shit
>>221623006You don't even know how bad things are here. I'm somewhat sapient, avoid high fructose corn syrup and chain fast food, and even then I still eat goyslop regularly because it's so convenient. Encouraging Americans to replace their frappuccinos with frappuccino (honey) is an improvement at least
>>221622816>swedes think rotten fish in a can is food
>>221623241Americans have mutilated cocks
>>221622816Hey, at least our honey is real
american honey story:>70% corn starch>20% Tartrazine/Yellow 5>5% cum>4% roe eggs>2% pure skill
>>221623213I wonder what exactly you think is healthy about a 50% glucose 50% fructose mix
>>221623347I didn't say it was healthy nigga, I said it was an improvement over HFCS.Now pay me back for buying EU5 in an unfinished state since we are all responsible for our country's mistakes apparently.
>>221623283>He doesn't get his honey from the local beekeerNo shit the trash in the supermarket is fake shit from china
>Americans think tofu is some type of superfood
>>221622816depends on environment around the place the honey is made. here, dark pine honey is valued more than the rest. you can read about medical effect of pine cones. of course, the transfer of useful flavonoids into the honey is not as efficient when compared to the direct extraction.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1648335/
>>221623556I refuse to eat any honey but purple honey
>>221623206Too white
>>221623440Getting his honey from a certain signori?
>>221623206>thing>thing, PROTEIN
>>221624818I get mine from Piero but I dream of going to Vezio and buying 1 kg of miele biologico
>>221622816Amerimuts believe honey contains 99% cornsyrup
>>221623213pretty sure that the "honey" they use for those frappucinos is not real honey
>>221623206americans already eat far too much protein doe
>>221623405>I said it was an improvement over HFCSWhy. Explain in organic chemistry terms what exactly makes sugar (honey) different from sugar (corn).
>>221622939You dumbass it has almost no protein
>>221625248Yeah, no shit that's what it is>nah bro, this sweet thick liquid isn't cornsyrup>it looks, tastes, smells like it, well it's not!>It's actually bee poop>yeah, the bees sniff flowers and make magic sweet syrup>no you can't see the bees make it, they do it inside their houses(oh yeah the "bees" live in houses like fucking beavers btw)>why do the bees make all this honey, well, they just do ok>oh, and they just let us take it if we put smoke on them like it's weedGet fucking real, who believes this.
>>221622816it's one of the few foods that still exists from when humans were humans.
>>221625311stop buying filtered honey
>>221625286I was being sarcastic, I don't think starbucks offers an actual honey frap lmao>>221625295I can't copy and paste all this shit so ask AI yourself
Yup, all the mystics arrived tammat sum honey is magic (when it's pure sugar). Curiously none of them mention exactly what this magic consists of.
>>221626960
>American health hack is going from 55% fructose to 40% fructose syrup
>>221623213An HFCS just flew over my house!
>>221626970>>221627031Stop being a belligerent retard seeking (you)s and reply to me here >>221626840
>>221622816well i mean yeah, its one of the few foods that can never expire for thousands of years
This guy is just as much of an annoying retard here btw. Swedish Institute out.
>>221625291The most British possible post on this topic>oi bruv did I catch you eating a chicken breast in lieu of a chippy m8?>Dat's too much protein yer greedy git, losing me patience, no wonder yanks are so fat, dat 'as growth 'ormones innit in it since it's a yank fillet, gettin' cancer you. >Nah me I eat my vegetables, good ol chippy and mushy peas wiv gravy.>Don't yanks know yew can't even metabolize more than 30g of protein (counting anything with protein in it as all protein) per day? Fecking stewpid, dem.
>>221626960Sucrose and glucose aren't better for you than fructose.
>>221627030>>221627041MODEST HEALTH ADVANTAGES you fucking chuds. At the very least it is less processed, and yes a processed food just bombed by aunt's house
>>221624581>I refuse to eat any honey but purple honeyhaven't heard about purple honey but brasilian green propolis is quite known.
Food that lasts forever is great regardless of their nutritional values.
>>221627229nothing lasts forever except for the treacherous nature of women
>>221627170You know what else contains those? A stick of celery. Learn to think you retarded zoomer.
>>221627170It is more processed. The bees ultra-processed it. It literally could not be more processed, it's sugar, the end stage of carbohydrate processing, the thing which can be taken directly into the bloodstream. You are an idiot.
>>221627299I'm 33 dude. I'm just trying to find the best way to sweeten things when I want to. I've constantly heard throughout my life that honey was better than refined sugar but according to 4chuds it never was. My bad
>>221627368average consumer don't know the difference between a honey made by bee living in nature, and by sugar fed bee (cheating), which is what usually is sold cheap in markets they buy it from. sceptics can search pubmed. here is link for you:https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/?term=honey+for+disiease+treatment
>swedes when you ask why the boiled potatoes aren't seasoned
>>221627872Why the fuck would you "season" boiled potatoes you fucking retard?
>>221627944to raise the process of eating them to slightly above the level of purely utilitarian tedium?
Australian raw honey is a superfood.
>>221622816my mom thought too. she had one jar in a cupboard but she wouldn't let us eat it because "it was for emergencies"
>>221623254all the better to make your mom scream
>>221625291high-protein foods are becoming even more popular since people on glp1 need to make sure they get enough of it in the limited amount of food they can eat
>>221623440SIGNORI
>>221622816honey is an amazing miracle all things considered but superfood implies you can eat just honey and be finethat just doesnt work for honey
>>221627944You don't add salt, pepper or anything else to plain old boiled potatoes? Siberian timmies are crazy.
>>221622816>AmericansThat is a chinese thing, they even use to have monks eat nothing but honey for months before they died, to the point where they would sweat honey, and then would use that honey as a form of medicine.That being said there is still medicine grade honey to this day.
>>221626800It's actually bee puke you moron
>>221622816>Potatoes are considered to be 'vegetables' in America
>>221622816It is THOUGH
>>221630270They are THOUGH
>>221622816It kind of is. Never going bad is pretty great.
>>221627944grim
>local bee keeper has hives at lavender farm>bear comes by and eats 100lbs of honey>bee keeper goes on news and talks about being down $4000
>>221623283>LIFESTYLE > ARTShoney is not a fucking art
>>221630410That bear's name? Xi jinping
