esha tewari edition
>pre-ordering games in 2026are people really this fucking retarded?
But what drove turtmong? What was his purpose, his raison d'etre?
>>221625870nah mate, you don't get itthey NEED to play it a day earlier (for some reason)
>>221625870If people could preorder those watches we wouldn't be in this mess
i won 120 quid by betting on bulgaria at eurovisionthank you bulgaria
just summoned the wanky shit demon
>>221625889outrageously fit
>>221625882they don't get it any earlier than anyone else, pre-ordering is a relic of the times before digital distribution when you had to go to a store to buy a game and it might get sold out, and even back then selling out was a rarity
>>221625889No way, really? I thought about doing that just for the lolz, didn't even know Darinka was gonna represent.
>>221625903Sometimes they dodepends if one of the preorder bonuses is early access thoughin most cases these days though you get fuck all
>>221625902pengarenga
he has to pretend like he knew who the singer was for bulgaria in eurovision or else it would look suspicious
DTFIC making snuff films of eastern european prostitutes to sell on the black market.
wow how fucking stupid and shit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9u8hIMRG150leftypol shooting his shot
>>221625912too bad totalbiscuit died of bum cancer before his gospel of never ever pre-ordering games could reach the ears of the zoomers
>>221625941the game industry had him whacked for sure
>>221625941i'm a zoomer doe and I've literally never preordered a videogame
Oh so you think I'm schizoid do you? Well watch this *doesn't talk*
>>221625958good for you sport *gives you a pat on the head and a biscuit*
>>221625968*humps your leg*
>>221625958
why don't you pirate games?
>>221625970ktim! (even though it's mostly millennials who preorder games)
>>221625983No steam achievements
scranning a lord toffingham lolly
I never pre ordered games but i used to get the special editions and limited editions that came with a bunch of extra stuff besides the game
>>221625992dont know what that means, is it important for playing the game?
i've done a wee
>>221625904being a degenerate gambler finally paid off
>>221626011No not really but it increases the replay ability of a game
>>221626021giz a quid
>>221626029...nah
>>221626010back in the day this made sense thoughyou'd have actually decent stuff for getting themnowadays you get shite
>>221626021Good lad, why did you chose her song?>>221626024how so?
>>221626018ive done loads
my liver is the jews and cans are the holocaust
>>221626044Once you beat the game you can go back and replay it to get the achievements you missed during the first playthrough
/brit/ can't go on, this madness must end
every time i go to wank lately i suddenly feel disgusted and cant even touch my willy like theres these naked boobys on my screen and i was horny a second ago but instantly it becomes repulsive weird
>>221626060Oh I see
>>221626042I still have my halo 3 master chief helmet that came with the legendary edition to this day, reckon i could get good money for it if i sold it but i simply shan't
>>221626060always try to get as many cheevos as i can during the first playthrough and as a result i drastically inhibit my ability to enjoy the game, am a bit of an autist in this regard
just remembered rorke burning down 5g towers because of covid
>>221626077was going to get one of those myself but i was put off when i found out you can't actually wear it as a real helmet. utter bullshit
>>221626077Loved when they would do stuff like thatWas laughing looking at the Pokemon preorder bonuses the other dayOne was 200 potions
>>221626044saw it got like 400 thousand streams the day after the semi final and knew it would get a big televote scorethank you bangaranga
>>2216260905g towers at the time were almost all chinese so it was a cia psyop to burn them down via schizos
keep telling jewtube to stop showing shorts and they disappear but then they're back again after a few hours FUCK OFF
>>221626126based statista
Never been a gamer me only games ive played are wii sports and sonic heroes on the ps2, portal 2, probably a few hours of some other stuff I forgot too
Will be getting 1000 dollars at the end of next month in addition to my two monthy paychecks
digging through the earth and crawling out of the ground in the australian outback
most casualties in pre gunpowder battles happened in the retreat and not the actual fightingonce you had successfully broken the enemies lines and the enemy soldiers tried to flee, it stopped being a battle and became a hunt
a very important chain of posts for any /brit/ historians:>>37020120 >>37020204 >>37020258 >>37020319 >>37020373 (!) ... followed by this retort the very next thread>>37020648and the rest is history
please post your favourite /brit/ gimmicks and characters
>>221626184the only place you can do this in america and end up on land at the other side is a small town in montana
>>221626186grody
>>221626204i can dig anywhere mate
>>221626061>>221626061>>221626061
>>221626199they're all shit
>>221626194eh?
>>221626233Mousenonce schizo posting are you new or what.
>>221626194the genesis of rorke...
>>221626215epic style
had to scan my birth certificate for a jobbo appy and let me tell you lads leaving that in the folder right next to 'chan memes very nearly cost me dearly
>>221626260beddy bo bo's calling :>
chinese woman in jandals
The Black American is my brother in blood. We come from the same roots.I would sacrifice my life to defend his, but I would not even sacrifice a single thought to help any of the "White" Americans. They are completely alien to me.
>>221626276do you lot never tire of posting about this shit
>>221626278HOT
>>221626276>t. Seamus O'Flaherty
>>221626268
THE BLACK MAN IS GOD THE BLACK MAN IS GOD THE BLACK MAN IS GOD THE BLACK MAN IS GOD THE BLACK MAN IS GOD THE BLACK MAN IS GOD
>>221626303https://youtu.be/h1E5rhcfNYw?si=EzM92m-BSvQBSO7t
>>221626313this sound demonic evil in my £20 chinese earbuds
Hairy milf pussy makes my dick rock hard. Gayank here.
>>221626326think that's the point tbf it sounds like that in any headset I ever owned
Been hooting at this
>>37060422
I respect Martin Luther King. He's an extraordinary man. But now he's talking like a Maoist...
haven't heard anything through proper headphones in agesbet I'd cum
>>221626346his speeches were written by a jewish commie
proper dead thread actually hilarious
right well you're all getting bummed
I like creepin thru da woods :)
marcus garvey for me
doing a poo lads right in the toilet
Can't trust any birds posted here cause they're probably trannards
>>221626333
>>221626389no trannies allowed after 1amonly real women :)
latest skyrim sesh summary:completed the dwemer tech questline for the dawnguard cleared two dwemer dungeonsfound an elder scroll for the hermaeus mora and dawnguard quests (it will be needed for the main quest later too)gathered all crimson nirnroots in the blackreachfound mjoll's swordfound a piece of aetherium encountered a shit ton of master and expert locks which would've given me tons of experience if I didn't have a -20% xp gain debuff for spending two days underground without sexleveled my smithing by crafting a shit ton of dwemer bows from the scrap I found thereunlocked the master spells for the destruction schoolgot lucky and collected all types of elven blood (except for falmer) for the hermaeus quest in a single fight while unlocking the spells
>>221626410fuck me I would shag her rotten
>>221626410That's a man
>>221626389im a bird (male)
>her
>>221626333"his eyes went white, like a shark about to attack" seems like the nonsense chatgpt would spit up
KTEEEEEEEEM
>>221626441That's a woman mate
oi fancy a shag with a sopping fanny love
>>221626455you've existed for hundreds of years and you're all still so bad at this
>>221626454i wasn't born yesterday, pal
sucking a winnie blue
Update: Catberg has officially decided to go to sleep in her new bed.I have won.
sucking a winnie the pooh
Farting up the stairs
doing nothing
>>221626482why do you have a bench in your kitchen
>>221626482lovely berg. she will definitely come creep into your bed later though and you will love it
i have never heard of, read, or seen a person or group of people more obsessed with black men and their sexual lives than 4channersthis place is worse than reddit ever was. it’s worse than porn sites.
>>221626482glad bergenstien is all cozy now x
>>221626501unironically because anything that isn't nailed down in my neighbourhood gets stolen don't put the bins out until 15 minutes before binmen are due either >>221626502:3
fucking a ginger's arse aren't i
>>221626518love you aryanne
>>221626513it's just a vocal contingent
>>221626518who even gave you an internet connection
bizarre
>>221626513No one mentioned black men's sex lives in this thread before you Something big on the mind it seems
>>221626528BT
>>221626518Gay horse
>>221626513well on one hand you've got deranged fetishists obsessed with black men and their penises, and on the other you've got deranged /pol/ lads obsessed with promoting racial hatred by posting as if they're obsessed with black men and their penisesit's all very complex you see
>>221626521big if true
>>221626557Would
>>221626528is that really the most shocking pony art you've seen
>>221626538>>221626309>>221626276
>>221626567it was asked in response to everything she's ever posted not just that one
bro let's go out this weekend, there's a crazy event happening
>>221626599think i'll try my chances in my smelly incel dungeon thx
Got a meeting with the jews later
mods he's posting the ponies
>>221626612liar
*slaps knees and flies off at 99 mph*
>>221626599nothing ever happens
>>221626612alri rorke
rorkestead... i'm from rorkestead
>>221626642a rorkes last thoughts should be of home
>>221626585>she
are women turned on by bisexual men or is it a turnoff
>>221626658ask grok
(8) niggas play em like atari (8)
Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BBC DildoNormal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she takes a bbc dildo at 9 how can my inferior whitetoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Nigger nigger nigger! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bbc going into that little white p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined f-forever n-no whiteboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Jew! Google: teen with bbc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.
Ain't reading that shit
Bit of Dragon Quest XI played. Need to get all the DS Dragon Quest games I reckon team that's the current mission. Had a brie and chilli jam sandwich as well team
>>221626695classic dogshit canadian post
>>221626695Kys already
>>221626707I only had IX and it was lit
>>221626707Bet your arse fucking pongsMind if I take a sniff? Maybe a little lick?
got a new job where there's basically no supervision by toilberg so i get to basically do nothing all day, GET IN
>>221626737Sounds epic. IX seems to be the cheapest one>>221626738I had a bath a few hours ago
>>221626763Not hearing a no....?
rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hnS4942JIwell rorke?
>>221626804Good, when we share places we understand each other
>>221626823screamin
>>221626804sitting my white arse down and listening
rorke unsure if he should get out of bed because he isn't really tired
supa mario in real loife
Now it's time to say goodnight at the end of a lovely day~Goodnight team
Need Emma Watson’s buttocks resting on my face as she unleashes an absolute stinkbomb.
>>221626875tell "rorke" that he'll feel much better if he does get out and start moving
paint my chicken coop
>>221626887wot if when ya press tha jump button, ya craced ya head on the roof!
>>221626895dubs and you die in your sleep
>>221626914rorke was thinking something like going back on the computer tbqh
>>221626895dubs and you wake up as a real woman
Do Americans really "go to church" every week? PMSL
>Forza Horizon 6 came out>not on ps5microPOC taking the piss
>>221626958don't know sorry
>>221626958won't be laughing when you go to hell will ya?
harve a laffharve two
Several member of the Starmer cabinet have resigned and 91 MPs have called for him to follow suit.If he doesn't, excpect him to be challenged by the house of commons.
>>221626988the kingdom's fate hangs in the balance...
>>221626988is that 91 out of his 450 seat majority yeah
rorke awaiting the end of 2v8 and the return of better queue times
>>221626988starmer is going nowhere, lord protector starmer will reign for thousand years
>>221627027inshallah
>>221626958yeah they get all dressed up and everything, proper weird shit.What's even weirder though is how most of them are circumsized despite it being largely a Jewish tradition.
>>221627027take it back to /pol/
Parentbergs are thinking of getting a dog Not that enthusiastic as I'll need to walk it and shit
>>22162701012 more hours and then time to uninstall that shit game until it comes back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvVTIOy3js
went swimming yesterday
>>221627074Hell no 1v4 mogs
brayleanne, jackson, hunter, cameron, don't scuff your dress shoes, you have soccer tryouts after church today!
>>221627084in the thames?
>>221627098yh
sat on me bollocks again
>>221627078the soundtrack to starmer crossing the rubicon
>>221627111alri old cunt
We're hearing reports that Andy Burnham unleashed a level 89 Hiryū Gekizoku Shinten Raihō hadō blast wave directly at Keir Starmer yet Sir Keir blocked it by casting a level 81 Danku way of binding (without the incantation) to block it effortlessly. More to follow. @ChrisMasonBBCNews
>>221627114crossing the rubymong
>>2216270891v4 is for sweaty tryhard nonces
>>221627130scr
>Starmer described the jangle pop band Orange Juice as “absolutely fantastic” and said he had discovered their music after moving to Leeds for university, where he studied law in the 1980s.
>oi starmer, im the pm now.
>>221627139ktim
save this webm for christmas
Reports coming in that the Rorke has now mastered water bending and will now be journeying to Ba Sing Se to learn how to earth bend.
>>2216258594chan mod Zaeyanloughborough university ( almost sure rate of mixing for randomly perturbed Lorenz maps )
>>221627210Why are you posting this everywhere
>>221627210not sure why you post this as if it's an epic own considering you didn't do the work and as if he even goes there anymore.
>>221627210speccy bayam more like
Starmer described the jangle pop band Orange Juice as “absolutely fantastic”
get the aesthetic starmer - orange juice mashup edit made
That Havertz challenge was not a red.Absolute woke bollocks saying it was.
*invents an amazing new genre of music but keeps it to myself*
the only thing more pathetic than being a 4chan mod is being a mong who obsesses over 4chan mods
my gf loves sleep token but i don't really like them
>>221627255whats it called
>>221627281need to fuck her arse
>>221627253honestly thought it was a fair pen in that celtic match too but the mob had made their mind up
>>221627281please keep us updated
up on melancholy hill theres a mazda3
>>221627286crug core wave
>>221627255thanks fine i'll just stick with electro swinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
>>221627314rorke on a mad one
>>221627114starmered core
>>221627314this is our haka
THE CEO OF NVIDIA JUST GOT SHOT!
>>221627369literally who
>>221627369
>>221627369Bizarre lie
using dark energy to send nightmares to the sleeping brits
How are you lads voting this coming election season?
>>221627484Alri Vaermina
>>221627484
>>221627484Horrible, horrible little bloke.
uh why would anyone want to buy a 5 year old
>>221627484just bought a counter-hex protection spell from etsy.com
>>221627546to become his bank
>>221627513>>221627533>>221627541dark purple strands of malice emanating from my fingertips across the atlantic and clutching your hearts in terror
>>221627625BEHAVE!
are they looks matched?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpnRtoTSZpY
>>221625870Gachapedos existGachapedos with government or executive jobs existAlways remember this when thinking "people couldn't possibly be this dumb, right?"
>>221627565mikey the aussie
doing racismtoil against niggerbergs
I know an arthoe from Nottingham with a nice butt.
>>221625932Watch The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) in glorious unrivaled Technicolor that makes South Pacific (1958) look crude by comparison. Marvel at the zoomeresque ADHD cuts and frame skipping in such an ancient film.Enjoy the actual best Robin Hood film made to date.
>>221627687
i have a nice butt but im not from nottingham
Want to chow down on her arsehole
2mg xanny straight up the japs eye
balling up a receipt and popping it in my gob for an excellent suck
>>221626276We noticed by the typical British seething about success and glorification of theft and debauchery
The downfall of this incredibly evil team cannot happen fast enough
*pretends to throw a kfc drumstick for my pet nigger so he goes running across the room for no reason*
i have my beats pill playing electro swing at full volume, fuck the neibours or however you spell it they aint getting no sleep tonight
