more like shit edition

the great british shag off

>>221631385
shapiro looks very sinister and jewish here

moo deng sub edition

>>221631385
Mental how this was 10 years ago

If you go to London, they're all snobs. But if you're in Liverpool, they're sound.

flatting with this lass and she left her dildo in the bathroom, not sure if i tell her or if I let her realise and she'll have the comfort of not know if i spotted it or not

>>221631389
Sent those snaggle toothed limey scum flying

what will /brit/ be like when anonymity is outlawed and we all have to post under our real names with our digital IDs attached?

>>221631413
put it in the fridge
x

>>221631378
invicible rule 34

loki is my dad. I will stay single till I am 25.

Once you notice that some Americans pronounce the 'i' sound (in words like him) as a very subtle 'ee' sound you can't unhear it

They give birth to bloody womwn.

i wonder what candice is doing now

>>221631440
they talk a lot from the back of the throat. It's partially the reason why they talk so loud

>>221631453
twiddling her flaps to the thought of me

>>221631440
heem sleepy

candice dick

>>221631453
cleaning aids infected african mens spunk from her growler

https://voca.ro/1l5eDBuctGET

don't like cereal

>>221631481
What about warm cereal

Theieves

Do we think Ruby is asexual? I can't imagine her even kissing anyone let alone doing the deed, or wanting to.

new match on the apps lads

>>221631487
no i don't like it!!!

drove through a red light the other day. Wasn't borderline either; I knew the lights were going to turn, they did, a few seconds passed and I just thought nah I can't be arsed stopping for that

there was no one behind me or around and it was nighttime so it was safe, in a manner of speaking. Still probably not a good attitude to take to these things. Hope I don't get points like if the traffic light has a camera or whatever but I dunno if they all have cameras or how that works.

>>221631454
are aussies loud?
just realised I've never met an aussie

Find me in the united states of american near the liberty status.

ruby slipping in a finger

>>221631492
i think she's straight but too stunted to think about sexual things

>>221631511
yh? keep going

>>221631492
she's a mental midget. sexuality is too advanced for her

>>221631501
they are stereo typically louder than we are. We are seen as quiet and stoic, they are seen as loud and obnoxious, it's very true

>>221631455
>me on the way to shag your mum

met two australians in my life, one was a dickhead history teacher and the other was just a cunt
despite this i don't hate australians and i am still fond of them x

>>221631511
She loves her new afternoon tea gloves

altogether disappointing how very little australia and new zealand have accomplished

>>221631528
oz's greatest cultural export is drinking beer from a shoe. ridiculous people

Bye.

do you think ruby has ever cummed

doing evil farts

>>221631492
Femcel or it's all a larp and she has a bf

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>>221631540
Australia created one of the greatest movies ever made

>>221631540
your achievements? being potbellied goblins that burrow into all that is good and sacred and infecting it with jewish bug bites

eating ruby out on her writing desk

the three neoliberal teams will go to war tonight

I hope her crying wasn't related to her birthday/growing up/the years passing by...

>>221631546
Yeah when I shagged her.

>>221631562
how did the Pep news affect you?

got my zoomer mate to watch peep show and now he quotes it all the time
he really liked the 'are they stopping history books' bit from jezz lol

>>221631557
done him

A lot of girls in their late teens/early 20s are sheltered, focused on studying and immature and as a result are behind their peers romantically/sexually. The difference is they eventually grow up and start living adult lives and Ruby hasn’t done this.

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>>221631492
She's a muffdiver and has a girlfriend. How fucking new is everyone ITT? Sort yourselves out.

But on the topic of asexuality, I'm personally not convinced true asexuality even exists. I believe that people can be so socially inhibited that they feel utterly unable to express their sexual desires and go after what they want.

But the internet rainbow flag mongs would have us believe that a 'pure' form of asexuality exists whereby there are meant to be people who don't experience sexual thoughts or desires or any of that. That's a load of rubbish as far as I care and anyone who presents themselves this way is instead masking inhibitions and mental blocks that prevent them partaking in sexual relationships.

>>221631557
him? done

>>221631586
Based, gonna jerk off to the thought of her eating pussy now

>>221631554
right well thats todays kino sorted then

mental how my gf tells always tells me how many times she cums and how good it felt whenever we have sex as if i give a shite about it. I dont tell her 'I cummed spunk on your wiggling arse earlier and it felt good' its rather self-evident i would think

that forum that hate obsesses over ruby might be one of the few places more mentally ill than here

>>221631586
they're just friends

>>221631606
ktim

The DWP is recruiting 500 people to help sort of the scroungers. Me? I'd do it for free

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/huge-recruitment-boost-to-tackle-backlog-in-vital-disability-work-scheme

rizzing up a fit tory bird
might become a tory

might start collecting bugs

>>221631572
im in pain

,imght get a lbootomy

>>221631586
Reminds me of that Russian girl that people simped for on /int/ while she was a dyke the entire time

got my first bj from the head of the tory group in uni in my second year and I'm actually not joking

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Final Destination type shit

>>221631660
ktim

>>221631660
Haha look at him go!

>>221631660
they're so fun

>>221631667
#1 amazing country and definitely not 3rd world

screaming with joy at all the animals and plants

>>221631664
what was his name?

Groping my own penis

>>221631689
sent that freak into orbit

voice went down an octave in my 30s and it's noticeably sexier now

leftypol: your mam has 3 baby daddies
rorke: you lick snizz

>>221631689
sc

>>221631710
leftypol won this exchange

Sucking off a rather bitter coffee

rorke going to kick a rugby ball that leftypol is holding up but leftypol tears it away at the last moment so rorke falls on his arse

and the latest from catberg is?

how about the clearing the ghetto scene from schindlers list but theyre clearing the council estates of dolescum

>>221631737
Why are you talking like a British man

just found out my 32" monitor can turn vertically

>>221631744
it amuses me

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>>221631738

i hate women

hey cody wait til ya hear this haw abowt we punt that football so tyler like totally falls on his butt yo

>>221631744
Americans are British.

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If you don't know this reference get out.

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Mad how im paid 40k a y to do literally nothign

>>221631750
bet it’s got the blacked.com logo burned into it

>>221631759
many are saying this

>>221631762
lol

i'm finna go dooping mental and there ain't nothing y'all can do

>>221631769
don't know what is or what that multiple choice thing references

I was waiting to turn left onto a 40 mph road and this car had its left indicator on like it’s going to turn down the road I’m waiting to come out of so I went and then they didn’t turn and had to slam their breaks to not go into the back of me. Is that my fault? Even after the collision was avoided they still had their left indicator on

>>221631775
you might think you've done me but you're the one thinking about blacked for no reason

mental how you can tell a yank post apart from the rest without even looking at the flag

>>221631792
no their fault

>>221631759
I love women

i love americans

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>>221631785
Nvm just means you aren't white

>>221631804
Ok phew

>>221631812
I love British people!

menal how different british people look from us even though many of us are genetically english. we dont get those Dickensian looking lads

>>221631792
always wait for the car to either turn in or pass you. people forget their indicators all the time

>>221631796
yeah?

>>221631821
You literally look exactly like us

>>221631812
Same. Glad to be Airstrip One me. We should be their little bitch.

>>221631823
So it is my fault?

>>221631792
I think legally you would have been at fault but everyone knows it was the retard indicating wrong who was actually in the wrong
Don't ever trust anyone's indicator ever, it doesn't tell you anything, everyone except you is a retard who shouldn't have a licence and you shouldn't trust them

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i have never seen a british man who looked like this
something strange happens to anglo saxons down under

i will move to new zealand and become beloved by the people of that realm

what butter do you lot use? kerrygold lad here myself desu

>>221631792
indicators are meaningless. they tell you when learning to drive to never trust them so i dont even use them. pointless charitable feature of a honourless system

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guten morgen /brit/

>>221631845
you people must never ever go outside
literally have seen people who look like this in liverpool

>>221631835
idk the legality of it all but i would reckon if there was an accident, insurance would put blame on both of you. and that's assuming you can prove they had their indicator on, otherwise they'll just lie and say you pulled out on them

>>221631850
yeah? good luck getting residency without being an indian mate

>>221631868
heartwarming webm

>>221631863
spiritually brown post

>>221631845
I used to think he was English until I heard him in an interview

>>221631868
tearing up at this. Love conquers all <3

>>221631871
liverpool isn't a normal place and you know that

mad how fit they look now it’s warm enough they’re ditching tights and in bare legs

you know those 1 pound chicken bites you see in the local shop all the time?

you do NOT want to know how they get the meat for that

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need a future of some sort

Saw some hot zoomer latina girl listening to wonderwall in her car last night. There's not more to this story sadly

>>221631907
Yeah they kill chickens

>>221631907
usually it's reconstituted meat which means they take a bunch of chicken bones and powerwash them so all the remaining mean and sinew gets washed off then it gets gathered up and mushed together

>>221631923
don't like the fact that they set up the camera before acting out these scenes

>>221631907
couldn't eat a pound of chicken bits in one sitting me

>>221631903
well, at least we never seethe about it

wearing my jewellery i am. precious gem stones and that

peeled the tips of my fingernails off and flushed them into the sewer

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>>221631941
*he doesn't have a full time cameraman recording his life*

Pep leaving and key players signing long contracts?

I think they know what’s coming.

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must all be on annual leave yeah

the biomass loves to consume

>>221631967
fat people sicken me

>>221631983
yes, it does, doesn't it

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>>221631983
What else is there?

it is the 19th of May and it is still raining and cool outside. it not right

>>221631961
gassing is the humane way to go
used to work at an oncology lab and the ethics paperwork always had to say we gassed the lab mice but when the techs couldn't be arsed they just broke their little necks with their fingers.

they even taught me the technique to do it but I've only done it twice, bit too squeamish for it, although I reckon if I worked their longer I might have overcome that.

>>221632012
heatwave this weekend de lada

you are making plans, aren't you?

>>221631976
>royal pop watch
looking at some pics now holy slop

meat eaters love their murder

Leftypol: Yeah man, I don't know... I've just been listening to The Doors all night...
Rorke: The doors? They're making sounds?
Leftypol: No, it's a b-
Rorke: I just performed maintenance on all the hinges throughout the property. WD40. The lot. They were opening and closing like a dream. You're imagining things.

>>221632029
erm i might walk to the shops and maybe eat an ice cream

>>221632043
delicious isn't it

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need a woman who shuns the light of day

>>221631378
>no 190 cm chad walking through with his oversized suit and tie

grim, /brit/ is dead

>>221632034
None of them care about the watch they are going to resell it for profit

The "S" in S-tier (meaning a rank above A-tier) originated from Japanese academic grading and martial arts systems. In Japanese culture, "S" typically stands for shū (秀), which translates to "excellent".
Japanese developers, such as those behind Devil May Cry and Metal Gear Solid, adopted this grading system for player post-game performance.
Western gaming communities (especially in fighting games and competitive gaming) subsequently adopted the label to rank character strength and tier lists.

Get the fucking seal webms posted lads

>>221632029
going to take a strategic walk in sunglasses hoping to see certain things

still thinking about Hincapies bare ass cheeks from last night

why does rorke pretend that zendaya isn't gorgeous?

>>221632025
Usually when they gas animals they use CO2 which isn't humane, it feels like choking. When you hold your breath, the thing which triggers your body to react with panic and desperation to breathe is CO2 concentration increasing in your bloodstream.

It's for this reason that you can die peacefully and painlessly if instead of air you breathe an inert gas like nitrogen or helium. Because it's not a lack of oxygen that causes panic, it's CO2. With no oxygen going in, there's no CO2 going up. Instead of panicking you instead just lose conciousness and die.

However when they gas pigs and shit like that they use CO2 because it's so abundant and cheap. It would be human if they used an inert gas but they don't.

>>221631976
reality: they're buying plastic watches with spending money the government gives them each month and loans they change their name or leave the country to avoid paying

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dogs are worse than useless

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i fucking wish I was ukranian because I’m telling you I’d find a way to skim a few mill for myself

Going to be completely honest and say that the married at first sight rape allegations don't surprise me at all. Bit predictable that if you get a bunch of thickos that are desperate for fame and tell them they're married now for prole entertainment that some of them are going to think they're entitled to a shag. And maybe they're right? Difficult to say.

Blues & Roots For Men Who Walk In Silence

>>221632110
haha buttress

>>221632066
oh yeah? *yawns loudly then walks away*

>>221632110
how much are you skimming off our £330B bennies budget?

linsey dawn mckenzie with her fat tits out on page 3 of the sun at 16 and it was perfectly legal
mad

>>221632106
Not really the dogs fault they want to be outside running about and yet they get kept in a house with no humans to stimulate them from 8am to 6pm 5 days a week. They are bored out of their minds of course they are gonna chew thing. I hate people who do that

>>221632110
why didn't you start a drone / 3d print operation back in 2020

there's literally a few hundred new British millionaires off just that

>>221631378
hehe ghostie and the four bradleys made me laugh

>>221632110
Ukie forces can't even buy kit at decent prices because their own people are scalping kit and selling at at 2x price to their own defence forces. Disgusting people and we're underwriting their debt ffs

>>221632140
None because I don’t want to do job center interviews so I’ve never claimed anything
You’ll be happy to hear

>>221632165
okay ivan thanks

I choose not to click that webm

>>221632171
retard

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get them asianized

>>221632185
Don't do it. Poor dog, he is screaming in so much agony

>>221632167
If you want to explain what you think "job centre interviews" are I can then go into detail for you about what the job centre does and does not do.

>>221632192
incel slop

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how's the vegetable garden getting along then

>>221632198
Ok I don’t want to go there hat in hand “please sir can I have some benefits I’m a failure” and then have to do all the jumping through hoops that they make you do to keep receiving benefits or they cut you off

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1A

>>221632215
growing carrots me

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anyone else hyped for the Univeral theme park in Bedfordshire?

Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?

From the Darth Mall

>>221632215
growing carrots up my arse

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love robins me

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this is how much the life of a Welshman is worth

>>221632254
*blows your head smoov off*

>>221632215
massive rhubarb season this year at the allotment

gorged on half a decade's worth of rhubarb pies and crumbles already

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>>221632262
Burial at sea

>>221632261
bird niggers

>>221632262
I would’ve just grabbed onto the sides

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuff_the_British_Stole

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>>221632262
looks a bit smug desu

>>221632247
these people are literally disabled. does it make you feel superior to mock them?

>>221632262
never found the body
might have survived

>>221632338
Probably cause he was making bare money

you ever see that oil rig disaster movie Deepwater Horizon?

it's actually a very good movie

>>221632344
No I know I'm superior regardless but they do make me laugh.

>>221632358
Yeah I cried at the end when they are in the hotel lobby bit

>>221632358
good fillum

survived a terrifying raid in rimworld lads, three waves of 10 vile impid tribals against my three colonists (two of them shit with heavy SMGs, one decent with charge rifle) plus three slave meatshields (two with axes, one with smoke gun)

everyone survived except my cat

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I bet Emma Watson does pooey farts.

Feel like I'm a dinosaur slowly dying stuck in a tar pit.

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>No I know I'm superior regardless but they do make me laugh.

>>221632358
it good

sometimes think of the scene when the pipe/plug breaks when i do a massive liquid poo

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fucking lol

>>221632421
aw diddums

>>221632440
I mean she is clearly rattled

anyone know if birds understand consequences? I've got a nasty smug pigeon I want to deal with but not sure if he'll understand

>>221632466
Is she?

>>221632445
*extends my long neck and fucking eats you*

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>>221632466
how can it be okay if it’s askew?

>>221632473
no women will never take responsibility

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Don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this before, but I’d love to sniff Emma Watson’s stinky girl farts.

Have very quickly become neighbourhood crow guy. Started feeding them bits of the dog treats I carry round with me and within a week I've got crows just showing up next to me and demanding food. Had one just fly down out of the sky and land next to me on the pavement yesterday, then when I moved on he followed me. There's a chance I'm toying with forces more powerful than previously imagined. On the other hand it's very cool and I'm not going to stop.

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need antisemitism under control [by a tiny foreign elite]

>>221632440
Why does Rorke think bacon is like garlic to vampires? Also, kinda anti-Semitic for a Tommy Robinson rally, he won’t be pleased when he hears of this…

rorke soiling his next jeans

Do you own Games Workshop stocks, brits? I do.

get the shirts ironed

they arrest fellas for throwing pork tenderloins at mosque doors and wrapping the handles in bacon
seems it is a good way to rile up the mudslimes

shaven

my favourite part about the “unite the kingdom” event was all the foreigners who they brought in to tell us how awful Muslims are and how we must support israel

>>221632540
Dumbasses in San Diego couldn’t get a higher score than 3.

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>Photographer Martin Le-May was walking through a London park with his wife, hoping to show her a green woodpecker for the first time, when he snapped this incredible photo: a weasel riding a flying woodpecker.

>>221632540
meanwhile they drive trucks into crowds of white people etc

>>221632553
Screaming they’re so retarded

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get the meats smoked

>>221632540
can you not see how throwing pork at a mosque is different to attending an event where there are ZERO Muslims around and then hanging raw bacon on yourself to “own the muslims”?

>>221632558
it's ai

>>221632587
hope you get stabbed or run over in the name of allah

>>221632589
Nope

Rorke covering himself in raw slimy meat on a hot day to own the Muslims (he’s alone in his bedroom)

>>221632558
Spaino riding on the back of Mousey: pictured

Some years back now there was a rorke who was done for putting bacon on a mosque door. He 'committed suicide' in prison i.e was strung up.

always confused me why rorkes hate muslims, basically the same thing really. Can understand why gay lads and women and stuff dont like em but rorkes? the same dudes who think women have the brains of children and want to shag kiddies

>>221632558
if I remember he was actually killing it and the woodpecker was trying to shake him off

>>221632635
A mentally ill person did mentally ill things did he?

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>>221632635
Yeah they put him in a proper Muslim prison aswell they knew what they were doing lol
>>221632608
Well done patriot

onyx bobbing about m&s trousers strolling through canary wharf

>>221632608
Loooooool your foreskin was stolen

bit dark out today

wishing for a japanese gf for 4 years

Might have a little wank to alleviate the boredom

got a pain in my eyeball that feels like brain freeze :/

loool I'm a failure/waster forget about me lmfao

anyone here learnt a language? is it right to say you do stage 1 - learn the fundamentals and then stage 2 just consume media forever ??? That’s it?

>>221632747
Let me give it a little kiss

>>221632762
and he will turn into a princess

got a pain in my penis that feels like penis freeze :/


>>221632762
>>221632762

mad how literally everyone on /brit/ ‘works from home’

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Vg2YS-sFE

>>221632756
yes language learners are the biggest most goyish consumers of all but weirdly revered and basically romanticised for some reason

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You could be chilling in your house watching pengflix...

having antisocial thoughts

lost the only girlfriend Ive ever had after only 2 weeks of dating because I kept trying to be nonchalant 24/7 because I consumed too much red pill content

It's crazy how there's literally travel tuber videos of Americans going to Pakistan and Iran, but if you try to enter Israel you'll be kicked out.

https://youtu.be/WA8XH-u09Cg?si=dGUWpAMwR2UuN5dm

>>221632791
you retards call everything except being a seething incel no mates spastic 'goy'
literally get a life

>>221632799
This is why when I move to America I’m going to Alaska.

>>221632799
Was he killed or was the teen killed?

>>221632812
He's a rabble rouser. Any american can enter Israel visa free

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Ok I will eat it!!

>>221632838
I can't believe it

>>221632828
Teen girl

>>221632810
lol

rorke found dead at 34

>>221632838
Now THIS is British cuisine

>>221632838
starmer needs to put a stop to this

>>221632838
What shop????

im a horse

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>>221632833

>>221632853
father mcrorkey
writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear

rorke found violently torn apart at 34

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normies have to have breakfast

>>221632864
Paki shop

>>221632834
I'm pretty sure I would be kicked out if I tried to go to israel. There's no way they would let me in.

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>>221632866

>>221632756
Pretty much how I learned Japanese yeah, but it's only really effective for comprehension. If you want to be able to output you can't just read books and watch telly because it doesn't train your ability to pull words from memory

>>221632864
Should be in all shops before too long but Sainsburys got them first

>>221632874
don't usually have breakfast me, had a meal deal this morning
x

what's the point of having laurels if you can't rest on them?

>>221632893
its been a while since i had breakfast. maybe 2 weeks. i lost my appetite to have breakfeast because of the medicines i take