Trans rights editionPrevious: >>221629806
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Talmbout that ps triple
We love trans women here
In shorter countries like south america and asia are the bathroom stall dividers shorter so you can look down in on people pooping if you're tall?Asking for a friend
Trans rights are human rights! :3
What if I believe that corporations and billionaires should be taxed more, wealth should be redistributed, healthcare should be free and workplace democracy while also thinking that abortion should be illegal past six weeks, transsexuals are mentally ill and homosexuals should be banned from marriage and military.
>>221634052Vote democrat
>Janny deleted the BLM thread>Doesn't delete the Black Trans Rights threadJanny is making a bold statement with this.
>>221634093The democrats were just in charge and didnt do any of that... they just let men compete in womens sports and imported tens of millions of violent brown people (and for some reason paid for their housing, food and transportation)
>>221634225Zoom Zoom is right about this one
>>221634225That also didn't happen albeit
>>221634052Rural Scandinavia might be like that.
>>221634024post some tasteful lewds please
Sir Patrick Stewart on being circumcisedhttps://youtu.be/8utAagjD8SE
Zoom Zoom needs to quit making threads and start giving me butt jobs. He's making threads when he needs to be draining my balls by gliding his butt cheeks across the length of my shaft until I bust in his butt crack. I'm not even gay I just find him annoying and deserving of rape correction
>>221634268Uh is this tasteful...? https://files.catbox.moe/z3cke7.jpg
>>221634225You're more violent than them when you nuked millions and invaded iraq you fucking snotty 16 year old
Please stop grooming in /cum/
>>221634339I lost all respect for you once you started simping for the ugly spaniard that spammed his penis in threads
>>221634339That's a nude rather than a lewd, but it's okay. I'll kiss your nipples anyway
>>221634345Iraq was deserved. I just hate Muslims.
>>221634386I have pale white skin and blond hair and fully European. Youre a pocaitii following a 60 year old religion from 1912
>a 60 year old religion from 1912
>>221634368I wouldn't say i was "simping" for him. He seemed to hate me and only me for no reason so i was trying to figure out why by asking him. He never told me why. I mean he had a nice penis but no i don't think i evet simped for him.>>221634383Right sorry. Uhh idk this is like the closest thing i have to a tasteful lewd i guess except for the few pics i spam all the time. Im not a very tasteful person.
behvld, the most beautiful woman in the worldpoopita n'bongo
>60 year old religion>from 1912
>>221634510You simped and lost my respect in the process. If you saw his face you'd likely regret your actions
>>221634549How exactly did i?
>>221634345Both bombings combined killed less than 250k people
I can't make coffee until the store opens
>>221634557I'm already bored of the topic and have no interest in elaborating further because you only care about penises and not what's attached
I wonder how my tormentors will rape and torture me today
Morning cum is doo doo stinky
>Be me>Chud>Also a brownoid>Spend most of my time on white supremacist forums dunking on retarded liberals.>Feel anxious about the possibility of those guys finding out I'm Indian and turning on me.
The "Hungry Judge" effect: when studying a parole board, the biggest factor by far in determining whether or not they granted leniency or not was how long it had been since they last ate. After eating lunch, there was something like a 70% higher chance of allowing parole. Further notable findings include there being a massive change in outcomes based on whether or not the judge was sat in a comfortable chair or an uncomfortable one. There's a YouTube video where some guy uses eye tracking software and then has some HR ladies take a look at resumes to determine whether or not to hire applicants. What was discovered is that they barely looked at the resumés. They just skimmed quickly a few words and then immediately made massive sweeping generalizations and assumptions about the applicant and made their decision based on this. It's an absolute horror that extremely important decisions are being made by human beings who are anything but objective or fair. The decision of whether you get an important job, whether a potentially violent threat to society gets released, all based on "vibes" and the particular mood of some capricious official at that exact moment. Your years of studying, honing skills, experience, meticulously crafted resumé? It means nothing. All that matters is what some HR thot with no real life experience or knowledge *feels* at the moment. And that's assuming it didn't get auto-filtered due to some formating artifact of the esoteric rules of some ATS.
>>221634574Count everyone you ever bombed and everyone you threatened to bomb
>>221634723You one da good ones
>>221634723we already know
We should just nuke Europe and Turkey and get it over with. The humiliation ritual needs to end, it's inhumane at this point.
nuke everyone not america
>>221635003If we did that we'd have nobody to kill
>>221635082You guys kys plenty
>>221635164>>
>>221635164you're next jeet
>>221635226I'm talking bout yous shooting each other
autism is just a medical diagnosis for being weird and annoying
>>221635281Wtf I'm autistic now???
How do I get a fucking chill job in America? Somehow, all of my internet friends now are European and they all have these jobs were they just chill doing security or do work at some factory and talk to me on discord all day on a desktop pc. Whats the fucking strat that doesnt make me want to blow my brains out. East coast btw
>East coast btwSuicide is a viable option for you
Getting stretch marks on my biceps. We made it bros
>>221635835Getting stretch marks because I'm a fat fuck
>>221635732FUCK.
Somehow, my mother's faceberg group became convinced that AC is woke and she's refusing to get her HVAC system repaired. There have already been record temperatures where she lives and I'm worried she might die.
>>221635490I work as a cmm programmer at an aero company and don't do shit most times.I'll program a job a month that will take a day or two, the rest of the time I put in maybe an hour of work a day and chill the rest of the time.No degrees needed either, i dropped out of high school even. Just got an employer to pay for pc-dmis certs
>>221634747Yeah some people are like that. The really professional ones are self aware enough to think consciously.
>>221634052Sounds like a lot of Latin America
I havent cummed in 3 days now
Why is it only tuesday ):
The bees made sperm in the lion's skull
>>221634225Even Nick Fuentes admits that deporting illegals would cause another great depression. Like it or not we need ranjeet and muhammed
Why do women have to smell so goodIt is unfair and psychological warfare
>>221636355Yeah I fucked him
>>221636387Women smell like burnt cookies and baby powder
>>221635867I have stretch marks on my ass despite always being underweight
Good morning
>>221635281I'm autistic and I act normal. Sometimes I make a gurgling noise but it's not because I want to.
>namefag tranny EditionYeah, I'm out
>>221636932this nigga just walked into a gay nighclub to let everybody know he aint gay
>>221636978More like someone threw a giant tranny flag over your house and you announce you're leaving till it's gone
>>221633767Is this the flag for nword troons
>>221633767
Police are investigating a guy who chops peoples hands
if im only racist to indians and arabs then im not actually racist then huh.
>>221637429Racism is not cool
>>221637151Zamn look at that flagCan't believe a piece as fine as that is a weed enjoyer. We're all gonna wagmi bros
>>221637575if they didnt look so ugly on average id be less racist to them. but too many of them are so goddamn ugly. seeing them in public is an affront to me.
what doesn't count as racism outside of /b/
>>221637629Meanwhile, nig-words
>>221637666Have you ever tried not being a stupid asshole
>>221634723[spoiler]they are also brown[/spoiler]
>>221637600LOL
You know there's more words than just nigger.
>>221637895I like spook myself
Absolutely bizarre start to morning /cum/ but I'll roll with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShDMKnAxf0U
i'm killing myself and hoping not to be reborn as another baboon looking fat lipped nigger
>>221637925For me it's jigaboo
>>221636619Sometimes people have stretch marks on weird places despite not being fat. It happens
These fucking porn ads on mobile. This site blows so much dick.
>timmy hours
Fucking Youtubeberg throttling my playback speed trying to force me to turn off adblockstein
Got a haircut
>>221637942God has a righteous sense of humour, he wouldn't play the same joke twice. you'll be an indian or a chinese person (statistical probability), or possibly south american.
whats worse being a chinese person, an indian, iraqi or congo
>>221638043grok, how would i look if i were indian or chinese?
As a nation we need to have a serious discussion about criminalizing poland.
I LOVE Poland
>>221638559You're going to a special place. You'll be given medicine to fix whats wrong with you just take it as instructed and listen to the doctors and everything will be fine
The woke is trying to outlaw comedy. You can't make jokes anymore. My standup keeps bombing. I guess I'm hurting the snowflakes' feelings too much! I guess they teach you to be offended about everything in college! This is why you should make your kids do a trade instead.
>>221638801but no one has said this in like 5 years, everyone already recognizes that comedy rebounded strong and is already on its way out again. not because of woke but because it's just saturated and there's almost nothing funny left about the world now, just sadness. it's like there's a collective awareness of an impending battle; a massive brawl that involves all of us against a single enemy. everyone seems to feel this and it's washed over the masses with a cooling effect.
>>221638545Ok but we're still hanging out this sobota right?
hello
I have never felt so poor in my entire life. They’re lying about the inflation numbers
speaking of which, how come there aren't any leftist comedians?
>>221638801Maybe you would do better a retirement community, Im sure they would love you
woke up at 10:20 am award
I’m lowkey on that highkey shit
>>221639159because leftist humor is "hehe.. TRANS RIGHTS XD" or capeshit humor
there's tons of leftist comedians, you just wouldn't know it because they're not funny. picrel
>>221639627Or this
>>221639668Jon Stewart might've been the last funny leftoid and that was 20 years ago. All these guys are just prostitutes now. Especially Kimmel.
>>221639088More like the unemployment and underemployment
>>221639722it's really weird how someone told him to just start crying all the time. like, watching late night tv, it used to be sort of predicting what current event they'd joke about and how. with jimmy kimmel though, it became: "okay, a thing happened. how long 'til he starts blubbering?" and it goes on for the first ten minutes. dude needs to increase his lithium.
There was a case like this in 2002 where a bar worker got into a fight over a girl with his friend and got boiled alive in one of these
>>221638863You won't do shit. Neither will anyone else.
rightoids are sub 80 iq joyless cunts who can only laugh at>these people........are DIFFERENTand>i grew up........POORnews at 11
>>221639931>>>/co/edit is over there
>>221639860All the more sickening because it's fake. Kimmel has always been a shill, people who worked with him in radio back in the 90s even said he was a company man at that time and you could never really warm up to him or just chill. The guy did The Man Show with Adam Carolla which is basically poison to leftoids in 2026, and now he's a crybaby for orangeman. It's all so disingenuous.
comedy, as opposed to humor, relies on a fundamental structure.a comedian has to build up some kind of expectation, through an anecdote or the like, and then subvert that expectation with a humorous incongruity or punchline. there are innumerable ways of doing this, but examples like >>221639627>>221639668>>221639722just don't do this.
One Step Closer To The Edge, And I'm About To Break
>>221640133how many hours did you goon?
Finally it's hot enough to go on a incelwalk
>>221639944do you remember keith olbermann? and his "special comment"'s? i think that was my wake-up call as a young adult. because i distinctly remember thinking, "this is phony. it's flame-fanning. pageantry. no one really talks or thinks like this."
>>221640171I don't goon and you should stop gooning if you do
corr just copped a brownstein brapwurter-an-der-donaudidnae igucciesque imma hairfta be profogluratin'
>>221640226Have fun, Anon! I hope you don't get raped, killed, and left in a drainage ditch by some shifty character!
>>221640171Porn should be a crime
I just don't think the stock market is real
>>221634760None of the people we bombed were American so idgaf lol
>>221640351I agree, and prostitution should be legal and regulated.This reversal would benefit society massively
>>221640337nah fink dats a hot girl walk
>>221640369That's not true, they had some American POWs in the blast zone and we knew it
>>221640387Many Anons here are hot girls
>>221640413If you get captured by the enemy you are no longer American
>>221640304Yeah, I think that's why everything seems so much more chaotic and dystopian now. The old establishments are 100% cooked, no one turns on the "news" for real info anymore. Comedians used to be the "truth tellers" and now they're seen as the same corrupt shills. Podcasters have basically taken the role of both groups but even that sphere is so tainted now. There's a few good ones but I think the best way to consume new info is via 4Chan schizo posts, they have been right more often than anyone else.
>>221640453nigga you are developing schizophrenia
fuck my bitch aahh life
>>221640510corr propa good wapu diss wun
I'm a hot gworl
As soon as we can reliably detect autism in vitro we need to start aborting them asap, they have caused so many problems for humanity and its time the autistic reign of terror ended
>>221640377No. All degenerate acts should be criminalized.
>>221640583Abortion is le bad because jeebus said so
>>221640453Cable news is for brain cooked boomers that want to hear the same message repeated over and over They don't talk about anything real people would care about. It's just always some outrage pornography about the other side
>>221640493what if schizophrenia is just a term they made up to gaslight people into thinking they're crazy? when in reality they are actually hearing inter-dimensional beings calling out to them through radio waves or light transmissions?
>>221640583Just do live adult abortions
>>221640551this isn't /brit/, we have meaningful, philosophical discussion here
https://youtu.be/6MivBI8-IMY
