British television edition
SAAAAAAR
bro is getting stepbrotherzoned by his actual mum loooool
employed woman get naked right now
Just like my hentais
>Step out your comfort zone!
Piehead's "gimmicks">Posting Tim>Posting Ariana Grande and Um bunny shit>Posting noncey stuff>Posting about shagging random menHe is a depraved sick freak
>>221635733random men? you?
>>221635700He’s my actual brother not step
>>221635733You defend ziedy's spam you freak
>Together known as the Wachowskis, the sisters are both trans women
>>221635733He posts cp as well
i wonder what ew smells like
>>221635750No, I mean you're being treated like a stepbrother/son mong boy
FUKCING SHRIEKING
fat ugly neighbour currently singing Rihanna's "Shut Up and Drive"wish she would do the first half of that
>>221635751He's not Ziedy you mong. He's a different person who likes to be called Brodie, crodie or the Belgian >>221635758Yeah I've heard this about him
on my lunch break and i did my washing up
who the fuck is piehead supposed to be? the multiple people that make fun of the troon?
>>221635757screaming at shane gillis saying the bigger one looks like kane in a wig
total troon execution
>>221635751The Belgian is naturally funny and charming. You are just a fat cringey paedo, Piehead.
Sacked Tranny is still here? Why haven't any of you freaks filtered him yet?
>>221635791Vegetarian sausages can be quite nice actually. Don't knock it until you've tried it
>>221635738i don't get it
>>221635792>multipleNice try Piehead you obese child molester. Just because you’re a schizo doesn’t mean you’re multiple people.
>>221635807going to have to it seems but more because of his orbiters than because of his posts themselves
>>221635791the fuck is a plant chef
>>221635769No need to be natsy
Piegod won
Heathernonce now aping sacked trannies gimmick
>>221635833Sorry, ask mumberg for a cuddle and say you love her. I'm sure she's just noticing you're a bit emotionally reserved and doesn't want to cross a boundary x
>FUKCING SHRIEKING
The lads
Bit my lip eating noodles and now I'm furious and in pain. They're saying it's the worst humanitarian crisis of the last hundred years.
>>221635877um
LOOKIN 4 THA SUCKINLOOKIN 4 THA SUCKIN
>>221635831he must be boredhttps://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/2056700056053379152
SAY WALLAHI BRO SAY WALLAHI
>>221635881All the orbiters and freaks as soon as Employed Woman logs on be like:
need height
>>221635738No point dwelling on the past is there, get out there and get shagging
>Employed>Woman
>The Belgian is naturally funny and charming
>>221635904
>>221635797scr
>>221635832Vegan shite
Juicing up again
>>221635738got like 6 examples of this happening to me over the years
>>221635932Don’t be jealous Piehead
actually you don't see worms in an apple much anymore he's right
>>221635831easy on the coke, timmy!
JUST SEEN A WORM IN MY APPLE
>>221635738obvious set up for a humiliation ritual
if you're a woman, you have to be a bit of a slag to let a man spaff in your fanny imo. that's why all mum's are slags
Brie is lush and I mean lush
>>221635961
>>221635881can just tell the cunt on the right is one of the worst people you've ever met
Many interesting skull shapes today
Rebecca Shepherd wanking me off whilst sucking her baps
that's the heating on in may then
>>221635961once found half an earwig in a nectarine
2010 era spingebill ytp
>>221636058been blasting mine out at 21c all weekend and today again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTF_B_Scjd4
>>221636024Need to hop to the British section in the store, although yanks may be very confused seeing digestives and jaffa cakes
Mental how good Project Hail Mary is. Can’t remember the last time I saw a blockbuster movie with an A list cast that was actually good.
>>221636063don't like this webm despite the obvious thing to like
say wallahi bro
if one of the lads trooned out i would probably stop speaking to him to be honest
When men meet they should greet each other with the phrase: "may your penis remain sucked and your prostate massaged"Thoughts on this?
>>221636024Got my doubts about those just being strawberries from the shops that were full of worms
>>221636106waluigi bro i swear
donating to planned parenthood so as many nigger babies as possible get aborted
>>221636112same. and i would start speaking to her
deeply unfunny thread
>>221636097dont really understand why tomato soup is there americans clearly have tomato soup
>>221636112Stop pretending you have mates, Piehead.
>>221636097Yank health nuts order your halal haribo bears because they contain actual beef collagen
>>221636132
>>221635496its pretty meh desujust tastes like normal maccy cheese but with a faint odour of wotsits
>>221636024this isn't real
shoving crayons up my arse to own the frickin libs!
>>221636097hundreds of years of world domination and this our legacy. just some squash and gravy granules
>>221636132another victory for woke
>>221636118the entire video is AI
new kit what we saying?
sucking a porcupines arse
aussiemong or employed woman, whos more pathetic?
>>221635791>mlk chocfirst theyre using nigerians to fill potholesnow theyre turning yankgroids into chocolate barsthe state of it all lad
>>221636186the sort of kit you wear during a season of instability, multiple managers and no trophies
>>221636204You, Piehead.
>>221636024Obviously not true but even if it was who gives a fuckThis is just to bait engagement from stupid women who think it's icky
>>221636204australian
>>221636186dont think that wirtz guy seems very good to be honest
Could be afternoon nap time
>>221636204still no friends lad? x
>>221636204the aussie more mentally ill
qrd on this forced piehead microgimmick?
im aussiemongs mate
>>221636151Health nuts don't eat haribo you fucking idiot
>>221636204there's always at least 3 Australians at any given time and you lot lump us together into one made up personality
zoomer niggas be 27 years old playing roblox
Piehead getting his fat arse kicked up and down the thread. Probably reminds him of what his dad did to him as a child.
>>221636273You got us piehead, good and proper
>>221635931good post
>>221636305Ktim
>>221636261Saw a video of her saying most people mispronounce her name but she doesnt mind at all and the comments were full of white freaks saying 'it shouldnt be HARD to pronounce this correctly you shouldnt be okay with it'
>>221636302mikey once showed some screenshot of his desktop with roblox on it haha
you are so unwell
>>221636273tilde and his epic orbiters forcing something as an inside joke
Mate is trying to get me to agree to a time to meet at the pub on Friday but right now it's the last thing I want to do because of all the drinking I did over the weekend. Fucked basically.
stop trying to make aussiemong happen australians are beloved in brit for our hilarious posts and brilliant insights
>>221636336>you are so unwellOops looks like piehead has his speech to text software on when his mum came in his room
>>221636273All part of Tilde’s humiliation ritualYou’d be best to do what every does and ignore the mong
>>221636345we don't want funny or insightful posts we want to whinge about starmer and brown people
Pretty sure the poster who is obsessed with Aussies is the unc millennial who was crashing out the other week after everyone was taking the piss out of him for being old and cringey
>>221636341>>221636368ok that explains it i have him filtered of course
>>221636376it's just the one Aussie is is hated actually
>>221636294this happened because i made fun of one yankified brit like a year ago for admitting he has no irl friends and he's had a neverending one-sided grudge against us ever since
>>221636358SCREAMING
>>221636376You mean the one who was whining about zoomers playing fortnite for 10 years all while defending laying new vegas and other millennialslop?
sacked tranny's male penis getting hard when people join in with the gimmick hes trying to force
>>221636376you were the 27 year old zoomer pretending to be a teenager werent you
>>221636395So you met Piehead then
>>221636405Yeah right, good one piehead
*proudly presents the coveted Trolled by a Retard award to /brit/*
>>221636423forced sacked tranny's dogshit gimmick award
>>221636358zingger
>>221636395remember when he just kept posging "haha flag". truly a sad little rodenthead he is. anyway, kill all niggers
interesting how /brit/ declined the more rorkeish it gottruly life parallels art
>>221636405Weird how her penis randomly popped into your head mate
>>221636451wish it would pop into my mouth
>>221636447*guns your children down on their way to school*
>>221636292Yes they do. It's a cheap ready-made collagen source
>>221636294>>221636395should mention he's also very fond of faggy little astroturfed responses so if you ever get three bitter freaks making the same post like three times in a row just make fun of him for being a lonely bitter freak lol(see >>221636204, >>221636241, >>221636264)
>>221636451his uncle's penis popping into his arse made him what he is today
there should be a save the rorkes charity
Stood in the sandwich shop waiting and there’s the single fattest Paki woman I’ve ever seen in my life just crammed into a chair nearbyHer rolls are literally bulging over the side of the chairI feel fucking sick
>>221636481the Mes, as they were
Ah yes, MayMonth of 11 degree cold snaps and continual rain
aussiemong seething expect a load of spammed bizarro bradleys as he tries to change the subject
>>221636485Now you’ve just brought up child rape completely out of nowhere. Strange how noncey thoughts are just constantly running through your mind, Piehead.
slicing my nose off with bolt cutters
>>221636511Probably the only running he's ever done
really epic gimmick where you reply to yourself!
>>221636481its genuinely mad how insecure and desperate you are for attention on here Every time someone says youre annoying you sperg out for hours about it. All jokes aside, you are by far the most pathetic loser on here.
>>221636481hes a weird little man
I think that australians are funnier posters than brits, on average.
>>221636521what you mean like im doing right now?
>her penis
If you want to understand rorke you need to understand the effect black pussy had on his psyche
*falls through the bar*
>>221636481He does his gay little passive aggressive samefags constantly on his phone and then again on his computer. He thinks it’s not obvious lol
>>221636522log off mate youre ruining your life
err youre supposed to be obsessing over me and calling me about 8 different posters, whats going on! ME! ME! ME!
>>221636526no shit we're terrible
might get a zippo and learn to do zippo tricks so i can light girls cigs. they'll think im cool plus respect me because the tricks are impressive. i don't smoke though but i can always say im trying to quit which will make me look cool and worldly
>>221636539The black pussy conundrum
mental how fit they are
>>221636522This is embarrassing now lad
>>221636578Whatever nigga you’re worthless
>>221636522your impotent virgin rage manages to show through text on a screen alone you are so fucking pathetic mate loldemons in hell are raping charlie in the neck hole as we speak btw
Think with regards to the weather you need to simply accept you have no control over it and enjoy it for what it is. I used to hate summer but nowadays I try and enjoy it. Ice cold drinks, shorts and tanktops, chilling in the garden. Make the most of each opportunity even if it's not what you hoped for.
Feeling Blackpilled & Furious
ah yes the aussiemong + the singular brit poster who glazes him 24/7 match up again
>>221636600no
>>221636604Seaside mindset
he just picked up his greasy phone with a tranime background and turned airplane mode off
Loved going to the corner shop on the way home from school and getting a chocolate, drink, and bag of crispsFuck sake lads I wish I were young again. Going to be 30 in a few years and it's grim
>>221636593
feeling whitepilled and curious
do people who support trans shit actually believe that trans women are the same as cis women inside and the same for trans men and cis meni just cant believe it because they act so different (like their biological sex)
>>221636604Personally I happen to love rainy days, so I love a good walk when it’s pissing down. Even better if it’s heavy or thundering.
shagging my grandads arse
>>221636622Horrible beast, would punt it to Jupiter if I ever saw it doing this near me
aussiemong sperging out over being called unfunny again then begging anonymous posters to back him up lmfao
>>221636526thanks mate. getting the love and recognition that my parents never gave me
tidle tantrum! tilde tantrum!
Rorke dancing in his pants to NewJeans - Supershy
>>221636611meds
Don’t understand how you can genuinely engage in an anonymous argument. Most of the time you’re not even talking to the same person after about 5 minutes
Every warehouse I’m applying to ignore me once I tell them I have a unspent conviction without even giving me a chance to explain what it was for or nothing. Genuinely don’t know what to do I’m too proud to get on the dole so
Did somebody press the nonce alarm?
a trantrum if you will
>>221636635I enjoy walking in the rain wearing my waterproof jacket, shorts and waterproof shoes. The rain is no match for my various fabrics and textile technologies.
feeling ironpilled and bicurious
>>221636626we don't have corner shopa anymore. went the way of the dodo
dtfic desperately trying to get in on any argument/debate and being completely ignored always has me roaring
>>221636670zoomers struggle to accept anonymity, thats why they become dollhouse schizos
>>221636674Tried doing crime for money?
>>221636699scream what a freak
not truly ignored, am i?
>>221636616True that. He's taught me so much>>221636635I like the rain as well. But for me it's cozy indoors when it's raining. Walking in the countryside during rain sounds lush though
>>221636674if you can't do the time don't do the crome
>>221636686Is that the thing Piehead’s mum wears around her neck that alerts the police in case he gets his “urges” again and attacks her or his siblings?
>>221636670sometimes if an ausflag is arguing with someone, i'll jump in before he replies and act like i'm the one they're arguing with lulz
>>221636611>>221636647is your friendlessness a result of you losing friends over time or just never having any to begin with, so you never even got a chance at becoming normal? your behaviour strongly suggests the latter
Just seen a racist post outside /b/
were all fae somewhere
>>221636631how do you mean? gender identity isnt normally considered to be a list of external behaviours that you perform. for example you can have two men who are basically polar opposites in terms of behaviour
>>221636674So just don't disclose it. Start deliberately selecting the wrong option on the forms. Begin liemaxxing. Do whatever it takes to get a foot in the door and get ahead. If you get caught the result is the same as what you're experiencing now when telling the truth.
>>221636699sc he's always on edge the little freak
>log off 4chan and do literally anything else>engage in a 2 sided melty for who knows how many hoursi wonder what the best choice is!
>>221636702Too stupid to figure that out>>221636726Not doing any time im on community order
>>221636731same LOL
missingcutiesaussie surreptitiously booking a two month holiday to the Philippines
>>221636603Mmm, delicious brown incel seethe. Cry incel cry!
There are two Discords that use /brit/ as their battle groundSpaino's Discord>Spaino>190>Employed Woman>Belgian>Heatherdem>Mousey>EbinPiehead's Discord>Piehead>Ginge>Shifty>Quentin>WelshladKeep that in mind and a lot of what goes on here will start to make sense.
our starmer, who art in heavenhallowed be thy name
>>221636699He never wastes an opportunity get his dollies out
sometimes when I'm arguing with someone another Aussie flag jumps in before I've written my reply and he completely fucks up the argument for me because he's retarded
ever notice how zippo is one letter away from hippo
ignoring is when you keep mentioning and replying
>>221636758none of those poeple are real
>>221636740im from ommagomma land give me a council house
deeply autistic thread
>>221636744Just delaying the inevitable since it will come up on a dbs check I need a job I don’t have time to waste time
Look at me I'm gay lalalalalalalalala
>>221636758quentin is heathermong retard
sometimes i wonder if im even real
>>221636758when was the last time you felt the sun on your skin
>>221636758You’re an idiot. Play a record.
Anyone interested in partaking with me?
>>221636810He's not. He just steals his jokes for YouTube revenues.
>>221636809bros gay
don't have any cousins, uncles, nieces or nephews or grandparentsonly parents and sister
>>221636735genuine meltdown lmfao see a doctor
scratched my arse and sniffed it and it kind of smells cheesy
>>221636780screamoand yjk he’s a wog irl
is this bad
>>221636758>>221636818You need serious and immediate psychiatric help. It doesn’t have to be this way.
>>221636853doubt hes said this
aussiemong melty haha
>>221636135i was about to post this, someone needs to stop the downwards spiral and post something good to get the boring people to stop fighting
>>221636862knew a lad who looked like this and he shagged a every week
someone left you a message in the ghost realm
>>221636875shagged a what every week?
>>221636875bro fucks the alphabet
It's literally all spaino btw
>>221636889Lol
DTFIA mega melty
>>221636887um
>>221636844>>221636870>>221636906it's 2pm on a tuesday mate you don't have to waste your life like this just go on a walk outside or something before it's too late
>HS2 could cost up to £102.7bn and may not open until 2039, transport secretary saysfucking loool
>>221636889good post
>>221636923you're in a spiral lad break loose
is this the real lifeis this just fantasy
>>221636923you losing your grip mate
>>221636929utter embarrassment of a civilisation we are
>>221636929Still waiting on Rachel reeves to give us back our £8 billion from HS2 which she said we were owed and promised before Labour won the GE
Rorke, just go for a walk and clear your head mate.
They've literally been talking about HS2 my entire life it seems
>>221636923hes done you, im sorry to say
>>221636929think as a collective we should be able to pick one country to be the dedicated slave country again as it seems getting shite done without slavery is impossiblereckon india has already volunteered for the role, get them laying railroad tracks NOW
>>221636929British excellence.
>>221636929delayed again until 2047 in 2032
was in weston super mare this morning
instagram? More like instagoon My entire feed is just full of naked women
Heathrow's new runway and HS2. Them's the golden geese of the British political class.
you cunts need help
The high streets of Britain cry out for entire vape warehouses
>>221636929the chinks will have a high speed rail network to the moon by 2039
thats aussiemong done
>>221636948>>221636971this is really the highlight of your day isnt it kek
>>221636999why lie?
having a mega melty and ripping my cock off because ill never be a woman
>>221636929howling. we're so shit
kind of mental when those gammons went mental because corbyn said he wouldn't want to nuke anyoneleftypol is insane, but we got to see how insane tories are during the whole corbyn saga too
>>221637039loads of reasons reallyunless you are accusing me of lying? if so, you're wrong you bastard
HS2 is the new BREXIT, thing that gets blabbered about for ages and takes ages to complete
the british countryside wails desperately for more kurdish barbers
>>221637036you are humiliating yourself
>>221636970it started in 2009. they've been at the project for 17 years
boomers love they jews and israeli flags
I am going to launch my character rebrand gimmick, renaming rorke and leftypol to gammon and trannon respectively
rorke is overly polite and just needs to embrace his true rude self
mental how our industry used to be the envy of the world and now we can't even get a single bit of high speed rail built
>>221637071>yeah no real friendsjust close the tab mate
>>221637052a nuclear deterrent isn't much good if your pm says he'll never use it
>>221636929why cant modern countries do anything
would anyone like to lock themselves into a bitter back and forth with me where we each refuse to concede the last word for hours at a time?
twerking my arse for the plumber as a tip for a job well done
>>221637064reform will kill itit will never be completed
alright my turn again
>>221637097my orb when im pondering it and mischievous entity appears
>>221637097you are mentally deteriorating
Always think it's a bit weird when people's kids die of whatever thing (drunk driver, stabbing, cancer, what have you) and then they become an 'activist' and just do everything they can to get in news articles and TV shows to talk about how devastating it is and how necessary it is to spread awareness. Like yeah I get you're sad but you're not making a single bit of difference, move on.
>>221637113yeah go on then. i'll startI don't like the way you do things, sir.
>>221636929Practically a job for life for the companies working on it
>>221637104oh give over
yeah just a random morning trip to weston-super-mare yeah
pretty little baby
>>221637145i didnt say it was random
i was raped by kier starmer
>>221637133For me it's the son died taking drugs so the solution is to somehow stop drug dealers from selling drugs
>>221637133give it a rest matewait till you lose your kids to a drunk paki delivery driver
setting up the rorke foundation to raise awareness about the dangers of long eggs
>>221637139don't be so thick
>>221637152visiting your model girlfriend from a different school yeah? or your dad who works for nintendo?
>>221637117it's already been built lad it's a sunk cost
>>221637194>>221637194>>221637194
RoboRorkeI'd post that for a dollar!
>>221635700
