Scran edish
>>221638449nice one when are you cooking it
can Afro hair ever be soft?
>>221638449>even the toast is underdone
egg burnt to fuck but barely even cooked the sausages bizzare image
ehehehehehheheheehheh
i HATE the madri mani hate his hat and waistcoat
>>221638449how much protein therelike 12g ?
rorke wearing shorts out in public, remarks are being made about the backs of his legs. Completely clean.
the madri man is my ENEMY
>>221638490CHADri man has got you on the ropes
You know what they say, if it's grey it's good for you.
>>221638509me and the birra moretti man are going to do him inthe birra moretti man is my mate
>>221638505grow up schizo
>>221638523that's why i buy a bottle of grey goose every day
>>221638505What's the significance of clean legs? Is it an indicator of something?
Any pooey-arsed man in
>>221638449don't like the colour of those sausagestoast needed more timeeggs over donebacon's underdone to my tastes but I like to burn the shit out of my bacon
Don't know why you all have to be so weird. Let's just take it easy
madri is a drink for failed deano leftypols
>>221638550*does one of those figure skater spins while diarrheaing covering the entire thread with liquid shit*
bloody hell
ktim
You’ve never fucking seen aura like this before
what shorts would you recommend for the summer so I still can maintain the hard man look I’ve got going?
>>221638449i would wolf that all down in about 10 seconds
>>221638537mine is shaved and pink
>>221638567wow im really upset about this
>>221638550alri don henley
>>221638588um
>>221638477when i was younger i read the autobiography of malcolm x and he talks about black americans chemically treating their hair to straighten it. this hairstyle was called the conk, pic related. the chemicals could easily cause burns if mishandled.malcolm x decides this is a humiliating procedure for black people because they're putting themselves in danger just to emulate white people's hair.
fan favourite susan bones
>>221638577chainmail
>>221638576he's just toying with them, it's amazing, could eviscerate those yelpers if he wanted
>>221638577just go to sports direct and buy the black adidas ones
rorke getting mad at his mum and angrily downing a bottle of soy sauce as a suicide attempt
>>221638618didn’t say I wanted to look like a scrote
>>221638576>4 offleash shitbull-looking mutts vs one on-leash dogthat retard owner is lucky his dog wasn't mauled or even killed
>>221638576they're not afraid of him, they're trying to get him to chase themthey want to play and seem to know this dog, which I'm guessing is why the dude pulled out his camera and started recording instead of protecting as 4 strays ran up to his little dog
>>221638567noooo not my favourite character *checks name on post again* Susan Bones
>BOMBSHELL: Ex-Freemason Sean Stone claims British Empire gained dominance because their intel head summoned demonic entities to make a dark pact.
>>221638568ktim
>>221638633mate i just walk down the street in adidas shorts and a nike t shirt from sports direct no one gives a fuck
>>221638606it's funny how in fanfiction she is universally described as having big tits
>>221638577>>221638633only time you're hard is when you're in a men's changing room
what do you guys use to shave your bollocks
>>221638692why are you reading harry potter fanfiction mate
anyone else get tingly gums when you've been holding a piss in for ages and finally release?
scran
sucking off an adult human male and drinking his cum
>>221638695omds done him
but I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggsthey're callin' again
>>221638648ayyy we got the bloody dog whisperer here
>>221638712chainsaw
>>221638712rorke's teeth
>>221638719No but I always tickle my belly as I piss
>>221638712Scissors
>>221638648> It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dogYou should know thatyour man mr inbetween said that
>>221638712I don't
>>221638711how did you know were in an open relationship
>>221638711
>>221638712gf shaves my bollocks
think I’m the only one around with any semblance of class whenever I visit the high street
>>221638724Didn't you have a Big Arch yesterday?
>>221638760umwhat is that
swagger is for boys; men have class
struggle so much with staying sober just can’t do it i hate life so much
>>221638774bet you think this as you trot along in your chinos and chelsea boots
>>221638763damn she must be sharp
>>221638795grow up
>>221638778that was someone elseyesterday i had a texas double whopper
>>221638753that has nothing to do with what I said
Escape To The Country theme song is in B Minor
>>221638673was probably more jewish banking syndicates and ships full of men with guns imo
my mate unironically told me that he gets his gf to pluck hairs out of his cock with tweezers
>>221638806Wendy's or McD QP patties from now on, bro. BK patties are grim
>>221638795i would say go cold turkey but i heard that doesnt work with alkies and can be dangerous
>>221638820wife material
>>221638812wife material
>>221638795This is me :(
>>221638689Fuck the scote alarm is going off again
>>221638717dont want to say
https://x.com/kieran_ashton1/status/2056473711142748555?s=20
>>221638820XDDD DID HE REALLY? Unironically? holy epic awesome sauce on the big chungus that is CRINGE XD
>>221638820whereas you sit alone and wank with tweazers
>>221638789baldolets you put your balls in someone elses ass
>>221638870project on
>>221638804How old do you think I am>>221638834I struggle with drugs more than alcohol but yeah I done it before just can never stick with it always relapse
Drip or drown, yeahLarge amounts, yeah
>>221638866futa on male is crazy
rorke jus tryna get his swerve on
>>221638577you mean to say, what shorts we'd recommend so you can make men hard when they look at you?
been on 4chan since 2007 and still don’t know what these anime terms like futa are. i know they are porn but don’t know what
ocd ritual, yeah
>>221638916Can't say chix with dix any more because of woke
>>221638798>chinos and chelsea bootsyeah? put the tattered trainers away and try some real leather footwear, get some self respect and make an effort. it shows.
>>221638916futa are biological women with a penis
rorke shaking his shit like theres no tomorrow
rorke at his mum's birthday partyquiet whispers from around the room about his rhythm
popped one ear but blocked the other in the processI hate women
>>221638937>>221638950i am rorkes complete lack of surprise
isnt it mad how th-(enraged shrieking chimp leaps onto my back, grabs fistfuls of my hair with both hands and rips my scalp clean off)
it's 90F (30C) outwhich means boat shoes, shorts, and poloshad to do it to em
done precisely fuck all todayand i mean fuck all
>>221638983anyway, you were saying?
>>221638944bizarre response
>>221638991
shout-out to racism brev
Lad who said his gym mate slapped his arse yesterday, he's just done it again. My willy twitched this time too wtf
>>221638983bizarre post
>>221638965
>>221639007(starts convulsing and frothing at the mouth as i bleed out on the floor)
on the buses followed by carry on camping followed by the good life
>>221639039rude bloody aussies
*says nothing at all*
>>221638985
>>221638712I pluck every hair out one by one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX5XKFn7Ngo
on the buh
>>221638983screamed, people didn't appreciate this avant-garde post because they belong to the hoi polloi
>>221639024Get your arse in his cock
pee pee poo poo man
Oo-oo honey you're my little cummy bunnyOo-oo baby you're my butter-bitch girl
Summer is almost HERE. You know what that means. Time to dress a little lighter. Time to dress a little smarter. Loafers. Boat shoes. Chinos. Linen shirts. Light jackets. A zesty fragrance. A cool breeze. Time to get a move on.
>Data from the Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO) indicates that because cod has essentially become a luxury commodity, a true return to old prices is structurally impossibleI'm so mad about this. Another thing old people took for granted
Why do bongs like their bacon soggy and undercooked?>>221638604Does look very dapper though.
the mandem are moving mad
what led to wojak being given big ears
>>221639111we don'tthat picture fills me with rage
>john>paui>george>ringo>the guy with the interesting name is the most dullso much for nominative determinism
>>221639110idea: make it NOT a luxury commodity
Wogs still wearing puffer jackets in tropical heat
chatgpt screenshot award
>>221639091im not gonna shag you mate
>>221639134>boRINGOnominative determinism restored
>>221639141>>221639110It's a luxury because the average person is so stupid here that they consider any other type of fish that could be consumed and is very plentiful around the UK (isn't salmon or cod) to be beneath them or imitations of cod.
>>221639110>more expensive than ever>british fisherman in worse state than ever
boring bastard with no mates award
john "big batty bomboclaat" lennon
Going karaoke tonight with a lot of women what are some normie picks for songs that people will like?
>>221639132Okay, my faith in you guys have been (somewhat) restored :)
>>221639161they all need genocided
>>221639200as he was sometimes known
imagine all the poo-ple
Weather forecast is calling for an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream to be consumed
>>221639202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rymgm3jcuWc
rorke complaining about immies but staying in his bedroom and never doing anything until its far far too late
screeching
gotta wait another hour to nick down to the pubI fucking deserve a pint after refinishing granda’s deck
>>221639241sup mouldie
>>221639161
>>221639241a sorry state of affairs
>>221639110
>>221639189We've eaten cod for centuries and now I'm expected to eat something else instead, it's nonsense
Spending the entire day with my parents and bored off my tits award
>>221639231i'll take the 2 on the left
>>221639243just instinctively swung at my screen seeing a yank type like this
>>221639284Tell them, not us. Stop being a coward.
mother, father, you bore me
>>221639231for some reason i doubt they have to sell their children to survive
>>221639231such a bizarre countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1LGTnOF5yg
>>221639110it's only $13/lb. whats the big deal?
tell me, not themdon't make them unhappy, and I'll always listen even if I don't replyany time an anon is mean to you, I'm quietly thinking to myself "that's not very nice of him he doesn't deserve that"
surprising how many types of fish can be caught here but are exported because natives don't consume it
>>221639330that is a months wage
>>221639351heathermongs creps spotted
Is tuna still available and plentiful?
>>221639241>>221639351what happens if u dont repost this every day
>>221639344think they import langoustines from the uk here
>>221639372yesbut it will go up 40% anyway because of [current thing] and never go back down
catching a fih
don't like fish
games like this have an iron grip on millions of mens brains and wallets what are we doing as a species
better to eat smaller types of fish rather than tuna to keep mercury consumption down
my nan was a fish and we ended up eating her accidentally
>>221639399Salmon is peng the rest is muck
just shitted out a crap
>>221639417Prefer Blue Archive myself
>>221639425i want to consume as much mercury as possible
>>221639417I wonder what her personality is like
>>221639450oh hell naw
>>221639450stop thatput it back right now
>>221639417this is a french WWII battleship
>>221639417i used to watch vtubers but i still considered myself superior to gachafags
listening to rain and blackbirds singing
>>221639493homeless man calling another homeless man a broke ass nigga
>>221639493I used to drink piss but I still considered myself superior to those that ate shit
>NEW: The IMF has upgraded the UK’s growth forecast from 0.8% to 1% in 2026
nobody ever talks about the english armada
>>221639529swaqaerung
>>221639293low inhibition abo
>>221639493what made you stop
>>221639529it's true though isn't it
>post about eating shit>german appears
Hot cup of tea, playing Mass Effect while the Mrs plays the Sims and the rain patters down outside. Life doesn’t get any comfier than this lads
rorke in the mirror
hey i just met you and this is crazybut heres my number, so call me maybe!
>>221639546sc
>>221639545Well I'd rather drink piss than eat shit but I don't think one is morally better than the others, both disgusting and degenerate
>>221639546poo roar
test
>>221639585neither is morally wrong though
>>221639544it was making me mental and i feel better when i'm not doing it so i don't do it anymore
joining a military r&d institute to research possibilities of using dogs in warfare (actually to just blow up dogs until I run out of explosives or dogs)
roobz recently had a readathon
>>221639615I don't think it's morally wrong to watch vtubers or play those shit games either, but it won't stop me judging the people that do either as complete fucking retards.
>>221639546bhenchod
i should probably get out of bed
>>221639656fair enough
>>221639648How many dogs have you got currently?
>>221639648Toви
weird how the most aesthetically pleasing sex position which is her on top viewed from the back is something that you cant actually see yourself unless theres a mirror..
>>221639656only vtumor I know about is shondo because the clips occasionally get donated to forsen
>>221639648haha
sucking some luscious round boobies
could not imagine living in a country with stray dogs
>>221639697cuck coded post
>>221639648screamski
>>221639697t. virgin freak
>>221639716Don't talk this fucking gibberish to me you've just made me considerably stupider than I was five minutes ago
>>221639231>impossible choiceI doubt that very much
>>221639770hm yeah it is a little>>221639795ive had sex
>>221639764>are put to sleepWhat do they do with them when they wake up?
>>221639648mentally ill subhuman. I'm glad my taxes are spent on drones to kill your family
>>221638812What's next Bridget? Gemma Collins as the new Education tzar? Thats how you know you're 20 points down in the polls
the women who are mixed African x South American are literally top tier. Best of both worlds mashallah
booting up the pragmata
>>221639764germany's dog tax is insane
getting myself a t-shirt with Ruby's face on it
>>221639764>dog tax lol
the so called "Sino-Soviet Split" was pure CIA propaganda
>>221639848so your favourite type of woman literally does not exist in this country
>>221639857done him
>>2216398682 englands
>>221639857he knows what he did with that little swagger
>unadopted animals are released back into their natural habitat where is that for a dog or a cat
>>221639882Yep. Shame
>>221639849don't be having a wank lol
>>221639921same as getting sent to the farm
>>22163988290 Day Fiance UK exists now so you can get one shipped over and TLC will pay for it
>>221639921Forest. They're wolves and wildcats aren't they. Or at least they're close enough.
Good news ladsNout wrong with my balls
>>221639921>catthe nearest available radiator
ontologically this generation has got toughen up
Iv been threatened what should I do
Lush
here is that cultural enrichment you ordered
was about to make a terribly boring post. but I took a moment, had a think, and deleted it all to post this instead
>>221639940nah my grandfather is showing it to me lol
>>221639961get the baldo ordered
Huzzah! A toast, to anon's balls!
>>221639974CORR
ON FRIDAY TUCHEL WILL MAKE "THE SELECTION"
>>221639974Bossman moving mad with the rabbit food. I've seen MUCH better munchy boxes in my time.
>>221639974get migration funded
>>221639979Shit's free
>>221640019heard he invited 55 men to kick the ball
>>221640019SIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>221639979can I get a refund I was hoping for more of this
>>221640019why is jotas named translucent and why is it just "ronaldo" rather than cristiano ronaldo?
>>221639868
>>221639974middle eastern food is good but often dry
>>221639972that's just a man's chest
>>221640096kek
>>221639979You want ethnic food? You MUST accept everyone. That's how it goes you see.
leftypops still patiently waiting for the youthquake
Need my plums done in
>>221640136>buys a kitchen knife
>>221640123
>>221640123blacks dont even make nice food
Leftypol: I'm not looking for a new England, I'm just looking for another girl.
I suppose I’m supposed to care that a billion pound company that overcharges people everyday got about £2000 worth of merchandise stolen yh? Zzzzzz
I heard you want your country blacked
>>221639943which porno is this from?
>dug out a picture of a friend from 4.5 years ago to send to them>they look better in every way, happier, healthier, more attractivetime is ruthless
>>221640228
>>221639979hijabi sis taking no shit from the mandem
>>221640204yes because they'll make it your problem with increased prices, more annoying security etc.
https://youtu.be/FftyG2QajD0&t=1713that's /brit/ done by leftypol
>>221640204Well they're obviously not just stealing from supermarkets are they
>>221640204Classic leftypol reductionist copes
>>221640273southerners are so grim
>>221640309>>221640309>>221640309new
>>221640204what's bad for the beehive is bad for the bee an' that
FAR too early
>>221640347ktimotr
Dirty skanks with old white goods and mattresses in their disgustingly overgrown front garden
A British new. For a British general.>>221640345>>221640345>>221640345
>>221638449wtfs with bongs and the lack of spice/sauce in their food?? its like a mental disability or are u guys just that poor.everything looks water boiled including that fried egg
