A succulent indian meal edition
Cardiff University student, who was racially abused, offered £150 after waiting a year
>>221641817https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/198858322/#198859208
do you know what I did when I found out my gf has had black bfs in the past?nothing, because I'm not insecure
rorke just trying his best and that's all anyone can ask
is it 'rorke' like 'york'or 'rorke' like 'yorkie'?
you better stop posting about that damn rorke or i'm gonna sit down
Tasty pooey rorkey
>>221641860dad cancer :(
>>221641854blud got roronoa zoro as a pet imagine his haki level
>>221641860this isn'mt true but if it were ironically you're are insecure because you're posting about it unprompted on an anonymous forumlol l;mao even
>>221641872?
>>221641860what if you found out you were the first ever white boyfriend?
rorke santa cruz
can we talk more about leftypol and less about rorke
got word that rorke's feng shui is all mangled up
>his isn'mt true but if it were ironically you're are
the rorke origin story>>37020120>>37020204>>37020258>>37020319>>37020373 ... followed by this retort the very next thread>>37020648and the rest is history
>>221641881lmao
>>221641891I am
*Rorke and Leftypol together at Wetherspoons*Leftypol: My dad hasn't given me my allowance this month...Rorke: No worries mate, two cider pints please love*Barmaid nods*Leftypol: Thanks!*Rorke smiles at Leftypol*
>>221641887sorry dad cancer :(chemo bald :(
>>221641908omds
Rorke buying true religion jeans because sematary wears themLeftypol buying a toy story alien hat because bladee wore one and they’re both sensitive young men
>>221641909all me
>>221641908just a heads up, you'll have to go outside to potentially find her
>>221641908rape mode: on
cant wait for the harry potter tv series
rorke having a nap on the chair with catbeeg purring on his lap
Is it true that ziedbelg posted his insta by accident?
why does it say fifa world cup 26 on my walkers cheese and onion thenwoke nonseses
i refuse to jerk off to gay porn but i still like jerking off to femboy porn
>catbeeg sceem
>>221641953they see me rollin'they hatin'
i don't think I'd want to shag in real life
hello
>>221641908>hordes of indians flood the streets like something out of 28 weeks later
>>221641975No but when you click and instagram reels link it shows you the account that sent it so you can follow it. He posted an instagram reel and yeah it showed his account
>>221641909once we discovered that rorke was a forced gimmick the yank and tranny immediately tried forcing finbar and piehead in an attempt to chase greatness...
>>221641975yeahhe thinks hes safe cos its a throwaway but his phone number is attached
Out for a rare evening walkHope it doesn't rain
>>221641977i dont buy branded foodi think sainsburys crisps are just as good as walkers, and tescos are better
>>221641908imagine if an old man found her lol
>>221642011haven't left the house after 5pm for about 10 years
rorke is just a glorified white jeet and i'm tired of pretending he isn't
was coming back from walktoil and neighbour's catberg came to my gatepspspspsed at it but it ran off :(
i hope the few remaining real posters on /brit/ realise the aussiemong, the canadian and multiple brit posters are automated spambots and not real people. This place hasnt had a real, organic conversation for years now.
out for a rare evening wankhope it doesn’t rain
something about my jubilant whimsy strikes madness into the hearts of multiple /brit/ posters
screamingrorke nun do nothing bro
>>221642024My neighbours cat sits at the bottom of the street and meows at me like an attention seeking little dickhead whenever i come homeI, of course, relent and give him a cheeky petting
has a /brit/ post ever made you cry?
>>221642015shen she'd have to give him a snog wouldn't sheonly right
danger dangerhigh rorkeage
sucking a golf ball was the last true organic /brit/thonic gimmicktake me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch/FUAR6dfe53Urequired watching for all rorkes
rorke sticking his legs in the air as he wanks
>>221642050cute xxx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQjEgOoaVg
>>221642053mikey when he went through his poetry writing stage
>>221642053i cry in shame that i shar a board with your rodent filth
the weakest part of my ego, my inner chud, i shall call "rorke" and post in the third person about his antics hereforth
>>221642025t. spambot
>>221642025
You ever been on a date?
finbar clicking "submit" on his rorke post but it doesn't go through, the message reads "you cannot post while deceased"
>>221642123no
>>221642123yh..
>>221642123yes ofc. many
yeah?
>>221642123I've been on a date with a /brit/poster
wonder if anyones been posting since brit got invented in 2015
>>221642123Yesmy favourite dates were with a Jewess
>>221642143>>221642144What sort of stuff do you talk about with women while on a date?
>>221642123no because I'm a grotesque incel specimen
>>221642123no thats scary
Right um
>>221642180loysteur sluggardesque
>>221642169them
>>221642180right well that's quite a bit of alright is it not
The Asian Fanny
>>221642169myself
>>221642163it's older than that
right well thats a foid rubbing her vaginoid hole
>>221642169interests, plans, experiences
>>221642209reddit is down the hall
>>221642223if I don't have any of these am I allowed to go on dates or is it a waste of the woman's time?
>>221642123not once
right thats a forced reddit gimmique isnt it
>>221642141so can you own land or not?
>>221642227thanks mateim off for a wenk
*shrieks*
just glad it wasn't poofter shite as usual
>>221642163I was around in 2013
… scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP tennis on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home ...
far far far too warm for the 'berge to be laying on my lap
Still can’t quite comprehend the idea that the millennial here have of reddit and 4chan somehow being competitors. Nigga 4chan lost
>>221642169the rains of castamere
Might have a lie down (done nothing all day)
After 30, men's height, weight, and fitness come to an end.There is no longer such a thing as short - tall, fat or fit...Only two types of men remain:Rich or Penniless.
>>221642278ktim
>>221642234only one way to find out but you won't. you'll just do the same as always
ol tim hitting the bottle quite hard these days
>>221642303He’ll be dead soon so no worries
*poops and cums*
>>221642303drinking 0% beers all day what a waste of calories
getting kebabs (and ankther cheeky pint or two to enjoy with the brother-in-law) to cheer up the nephew lads apparently the girl he likes was there too lmao
used to go on reddit a lot in around 2011
You home alone?
>>221642353yh..
don't drink anything that's not alcoholic menot proper is it
>>221642352used to post on 9gag a lot me back in the day
>>221642352/r/jb
Did any of you have to go through 11+ or 13+ assessments and interviews to get into a private senior school?Was that period stressful?
Aight lads?
pet gook preparing a dog sashimi
used to go on 4chan a lot in 2004-2006 while at uni
>>221642391no mategrew up on a council estate so private school probably wasn't in the stars
>>221642385for me it was tyftt
>>221642352just made an account for the first time last week its great its like 4chan but without all the shit you dont care about and retards screeching
>>221642385um
>>221642370me when i'm a medieval peasant
Dogberg howling for his tea in the sky
>>221642394>AI Xochitl Gomez
>>221642411fucking um you cheeky bastard
hes got the grok locked and loaded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlUG1NSjwNk
>>221641860All girls have to try BBC at one point, you can't blame them
please
>>221642391i did some exams but they were a piss takeremember there were as couple retards who failed themalso had to sit down and chat with the headmaster for 5 minutes, was also a piss take
>>221642234they get the ick if you're boring, but don't try and entertain them too much they don't like that, it should be natural but captivating, surprise them, gently tease them, impress them, hold their interest, talk about a future you'll never have, smooth the conversation over at any awkward points, reference friends and other groups, times where you looked good but don't brag too much. use body language and positioning to create familiarity, varying intonation and speech rhythm to create excitement, listen to what she says and come up with interesting comments while playing into her conceits. look like you have money. if any any point they feel like you are being phony the game is over.simple really
>>221642444blow your shi smooth off
have one on me is good but it's not ys is it
>>221642450I thought they were supposed to be really hardnon-verbal reasoning, verbal reasoning etc.
>>221642477true
>>221642447no caption needed after writing a caption, utter foolishness
>>221642472Black pussy is the antidote to rorkeism
rorke leading the first unitleftypol leading the second unit
>>221642472I don't consent.
>>221642472i don't hear a song
>>221642409that's great mate *wheels you into the dining area at the centre*
>>221642460this is overly complicatedmy simple advice is big yourself up wherever possible and lie about shit to make youself look betternever be self-deprecatingwomen are retarded so it works everytime
>>221642492that woman's 25% black at the very most
>>221642447have a feeling that's roboco's roommate on the bottom right
cba with women not worth the effort
>>221642472fartifically generated
>>221642503deaf cunt
I'm very nervous around women so I don't think I will ever go on a date I think I will just die alone instead
>>221642494surely it would be the other way around as the state of the nation is leftypols invention and rorke is desperately trying to avoid repeating it
>>221642494marching through urban decay is bad enough but walking through the puddle was adding in salt to injury
>>221642534the reality is that most guys with gfs also cba with women but they just come naturally without trying
>>221642523one drop innit
>>221642534alri then*opens up the settings and disables women*
>>221641860Very based. When I found out I asked for sex details
think my gf the type to get fat in a few years
>>221642568honestly might tug the pipe to this
started listening to dune on audible and i need a bloody cheat sheet for all the names fucking hell
>>221641860medal's in the post
>>221642592kek same1000%
>>221642598now try the iliadit's really hard keeping up
You can’t imagine the sheer mental illness it takes to become a known poster on 4chan. Nevermind one known for exclusively posting about interracial sex
>>221642592>>221642618the gf:
say i get a black gfsay we have the sexytimeswould that make me... "blacked"?
Spotted some wild bunnies
>>221642633pondering this
>>221642472Does her black pussy make you feel "changed"?
>>221642633no that makes her bleachedt. porn tag knower
>>221642643get them scranned
>>221642633noyou cant get fucked by a girlyou can only fuck a girla vagina cannot penetrate a penisgirls dont fuck; they GET FUCKED
>>221642633YesThe best kind of BLACKED
>>221642620too much of a dummy to understand the greeks personally
>>221642643they all post here :>
what leftypol wonders about: how to save humanity from its own hubriswhat rorke wonders about: >>221642633
>>221642650>>221642657great thanks for the replycould've had potentially life changing implications otherwise
>>221642657what if she pegged him?
I have, unfortunately, shagged a black woman. Council of rorke’s emailed me a certificate of non whiteness shortly after
>>221642643did you know female bunnies don't go into heat or have a regular fertility cycle in general but simply ovulate in response to being repeatedly fucked like girls in mind break doujins?
>>221642712BLACKED™
remember at uni there was this mixed black/white american girl who held my arm whilst walking during a pub crawl
>>221642702you will never be ziedygive up
>>221642715:|
>>221642729i don't remember that at all
>>221642715unsubscribe
>>221642729dont remember that one sorry
sad fantasyposting freak hours is it?>>221642712>>221642729
>>221642730>you will never be ziedyThanks.
Going to a speed dating event tonightFeel sick with anxiety
>>221642123I've shagged lot of escorts, if that counts.
>>221642756don't go then
>>221642712did it not change you?they say it changes you
gf’s sister is coming to stay with us for a week, she’s forren and hasn’t been to the uk before where do you reckon we should take her lads?
>>221642728Literally not how it works cloggy
>>221642715In my experience this is not true
rorke lacing his running shoes for his speed date
>>221642756london?i'll turn up
browsing rightmove againbeing a rentoid is so humiliating
>upstairs neighbours get home and immediately commence aguing and screamingtoilsounds fucking exhausting
>>221642784nelson's column
>>221642784interracial breeding grounds
>>221642772Made me more racist if anything because she was a right cunt
>>221642784london
remember being out solo clubbing and a cute black girl grabbed my hand and pulled me to a different stagebut it was because her boyfriend was rapping there and she wanted him to have a bigger crowdwent back to the dnb!
>>221642791human men can't impregnate bunnies
>>221642798sorry mate i'll keep her quiet next time
>>221642797fella on the left basking in the warm glow of the sun coming in through the various bullet holes
jayposting in full swing
been with mostly swedes, also one black, asian-latino mix (i think), one thai, and a russian me
>>221642797Better than being the bank's paypig for 30 years. Invest in life!
>>221642815did it change you?
never hugged or held hands with a girl. never kissed a girl.
>>221642858so true, better to be some private equity company's paypig
been with 2 women both japanese and one was a prostitute
>>221642820Not with that attitude!
Might get the new Forza Horizon lads what do you think any of you tried it yet x
Can of coke in Tesco: £1.551.75 litre bottle of coke in tesco: £2.30Wtf
>>221642643get innnn
none of you are real
c section so never even touched one fanny
rorke is ‘a naughty boy’, a naughty Jew-boy, covered with ink, pulling a long nose as the world kicks his bottom; a sweet imp, pure and giggling. It is obvious that literally he has had his bottom many times kicked
why do we say 'alright?' when we don't actually want to know if they're alright, you're a weirdo if you respond with anything other than 'yeh you?'
>>221642898alri?
>>221640331pajeet revenue
I hate women. My ex Karla nearly killed me. My cool wine aunt is the most horrible, evil person its my misfortune to know. The only woman I don't hate is mumberg.
>>221642898alri lad
>>221642898its a norfern thing
>>221642908yeh you
>>221642889You see someone log out using the phrase "I'm done for the night. Computer - Log out!" and immediately start yelling "Exit! Exit!".Are you fucking stupid?
>>221642925yeah you? oh sorry
>>221642898"alri mate""alri mate"
>>221642898there's also the highly optimistic "not too bad" or just going "alright" back
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
>>221642938yeah it’s alri
>>221642917is she latina?
>>221642933and a slaphead
"alright mate"NO I'M SAD!
>>221642938how do i make it?
>>221642937for me its 'not three bad'
>>221642788Yes it does
>>221642953None of those women are latina but my aunt lived in Spain for a decade until she was forced out.
>>221642964scream thats fucking brilliant bet toilberg will give you a promotion on the spot if you try that with him
>>221642964
>>221642123nopeim a walking talking ugly retard
Big Black Chebs in my face
>>221642985where was karla from
>>221642988i look like this and say this
>>221642996mind your own business bitch
yeah so i hate fat people
>>221643007self hate isn't healthy lad
>>221642996New Zealand. She was an anglo with a Scottish surname.
>>221643007why
a girl called karla who lived on my street stole a football of mines and denied stealing it even though it had my name written on it so all karlas are bitches
almost halfway through the year lads, how has it treated you so far?
femdom looms
Just got a text from landlordberg saying I didn't pay my rent yesterday and need to pay it right now.Jog on m8.aha x
>alriI mean.. to be honest mate.. not really. I'm actually struggling a bit with the old mental health.. yeah, quite down at the minute. You got an hour for me to talk your ear off about it?
>>221643024just cant stand themdisgusting freaks
>>221643033not three bad
so this is rorke
>>221643033don't want to talk about it
last of the beef stew for dinnerx
hiya boys
>34 year old woman sent to prison for repeatedly shoplifting from the same Sainsbury's store>Look store up on Google>Multiple reviews saying it smells like sewage in theremy hero
>no no you must take on 100k in student debt if you think otherwise you are a communist!
>>221643098not three bad you?
>>221643043yeah nah maybe tomorrow
>>221643098why does his mouth look disabled
>>221643117Atrophied jawbones (from being a tranny)
>>221643033one of the worst years of my life, so far.
>>221643108kin hell that might be one of the overly filtered selfies ive seen, can imagine what type of vile troglodyte she is behind the AI
>>221643087Eggs and ketchup for me
>>221643144LOL
>>221643098mad that trannies try to look like e-girls, who also try to look like tranniesan ouroboros, if you will
farting AGAIN 3rd day in a row its been like thisive had to WFH today because i get bloated at work trying to hold it inthis has got to stop
>>221643151you're better than this jeff
was mousey in the wrong here?
>>221643150Medway bird so you can only imagine
>>221643071bloke near me has one of theseand also laurel and hardy and big boss from metal gear solid
>>221643162beans for breakfast lunch and dinner is it?
>>221643162more like this gas got to stop haha
>toil on the morrow
>>221643192dont know what it is thats causing it
>>221643191right well thats just based
>>221643191got a mini statue of himself in the middle, too
mad how after a mass killing or something after all the bodies are taken away some blokes have to come in and clean all that up
autism pre 1990 >>221643191autism post 2010 >>221643098makes you think doesn't it
Set a password on my phone, moved on from using the pattern lock. Would be too easy to unlock and do god knows what with all my info if an n-word stole it
>funko pops:/>funko pops, lifesize versions :O
>>221643290they have a habit of doing that so you have to be careful around themthats why i always cross the road if i see one comingyou can never be sure
CALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS!ALL ABOARD!
>>221643254mad how true this issometimes I meet gen x/boomers with tattoos, piercings etc and they're probably undiagnosed autists their whole lives they've just been eccentrics/punks or whatever
rorke playing the first 100 turns of his civ match before restarting
>he's too much of a coward to have a life size statue of solid snake on his patio
always make two portions as practise for when I get a gf :)
yehurr
rorke doing a poo but still needing one a few minutes later (he cant be arsed going back to the toilet)
>>221643326aww that is cute lad :)
>>221643326what if you end up getting a bf and he likes a big portion so you dont quite get it right
>>221643332mi look
I wish you lot would just be fucking normal but alas
>>221643371yh weird freak me
>>221643349YOU are rorke nigga!!
>>221643371whats so normal about you
>>221643326fat
>>221643371*rapes your bellybutton*
im such a loser freak that i cant even have a fantasy of being happy anymore because the person in my mind would have to be entirely different
>>221643249wonder how you get into that kind of profession
>>221643332fit
does mikey still post? does mouse nonce still post? does dtfic still post?
rorke eating oreos and washing them down with fanta
>>221643418no no yes
>>221643418all raped to death
>>221643249they just don hazmat suits and use pressure washers
>>221643434right
>>221643434wonder what sort of childhood molestation has led to this
i can tell what that is from the umnail
>>221643427leftypol finding out and having a go at him for not eating them with soy milk
>>221643434the big ones hurt babe
make it
*snaps my willy and has it light up like a glow stick*
no
n
so, we getting a new or what?
not even close to page 8 are we
>>221643522>>221643522>>221643522
>>221638758>>221638758>>221638758
>>221643527ridiculous thing to do
New>>221643538>>221643538>>221643538
early as hell
>>221643527>>221643535Neither of these have /brit/ in the subject>>221643540This does have /brit/ in the subject
