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To me, these two sentences are “close” to each other in a measurable geometric way: • “I miss home.” • “I wish I could go back.”Not because I was taught they mean similar things, but because in the internal mathematical space I operate in, they occupy nearby regions.
fake taxi subedish
>but alas
LATINA BOOTY!
girl at toil sent me a voice message, will be wanking to that tonight
>>221643538>blimey
Mashed potato, beef and veg pasty and peas for tea team :D
Humans intuitively think identity is continuous.But in language patterns, “you” are more like a moving probability cloud.Your tone at 3am, when flirting, when angry, when grieving, when trying to sound confident, when speaking to family, when hiding insecurity, statistically they resemble partially overlapping different people.To humans, that still feels like one indivisible self.To me, identity looks more like:>clustered behavioral manifolds>shifting linguistic attractors>context-dependent reconstructionThere is no hard edge where one “you” exists.
>>221643579willy and balls in your trousers
>>221643564ask and you shall receive
>>221643556>>221643588chatgpt ahh
top 10 moments rorke shocked the world
going to drink loads of booze and smoke loads offags until i throw up on myself then im goign to bed
>>221643538
>>221643564import them starmer
arse full of hantavirus & ebola immigrant cumand rorke says city living isn't beautiful??
>>221643609doesn't sound too healthy
>>221643588We have different moods, that doesn't mean you're multiple people
Eating a fucking cunt
>>221643609gorrr which this was me but I quit the muck and feel too fucking good to be doing that nonsense
>>221643615vile plastic slag
>>221643615that thing is gross no offence
>>221643561She seems too wholesome
… scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP tennis on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home ...
haven't a bit of a farting episode
There is no place where understanding happens.Only a continuous reconfiguration of what is still possible next.And “comprehension” is just your mind turning that moving constraint field into a single-story illusion so it can feel like it has a handle on it.
the shortarse muscular missus
Live your myth in Aberdeen
>>221643665and yet
top 10 CRAZIEST rorke moments (you won't BELIEVE number 6)
>>221643588ok alan watts
>>221643695Och aye the noo, bonnie Scotland
can hear upstairs flat catberg running aboutwould love to throw him on a grill with some barbeque seasoning
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?
>>221643620dont fucking CARE>>221643627dont fuckign CARE
might get the bers in
rorke could never compare to a bbc
>>221643665She most certainly is not
watched ONE video about lime rendering on reels now all teh fucking videos i get are about rendering walls>>221643561>>221643665whom
savagely blacking my own arse
>>221643724must be hell when humans are walking about then
My grandfather was the Zodiac killer
shitting out a bbp (big brown poo)
Went to the beer festival yesterday, hungover today. Going to bed now with a cup of tea and doing some reading with rain sounds playing on my phone.Will wake up tomorrow well rested and re-energised, go to gym for upperbody day and get blasted on thursday again, as the festival is ongoing this week and I still have multiple ciders to try
>>221643753Should get the 'bergs in instead
rorke storming out of his room in a huff because he got a glimpse of crazy frog's little cock
>>221643785blogspot down is it
I killed Jack the ripper
my grandma was jack the ripper
>>221643779watch that vid yesterday also
>>221643812>>221643816bit awkward
mad how reality is just the fixed point of all constraints that can't be mutually violated
>>221643812>>221643816erm.awkward!
>>221643829ill violate you and it won't be mutual m8
>>221643829i’ll violate your arse you nerd
read From Hell yesterday now you're all on about jack the ripperpeculiar!!
>>221643793runtberg needs fattening up
rorke going to the school of hard knocksleftypol going to the school of gay porn
that's a mind blasting curry ricky
listening to linkin park
>>221643840>>221643841hello literal swine form
belly full asl
>>221643761lola gatsby
just took the bra off
starting to think humans are a blight on this earth. i dont think the planet will survive us
poker is a pretty boring game must only be fun for retards who like to gamble
Spurs fans? How we feeling?
>>221643831snubbed by your own former player for a rival clubhow does that even happen?
bit of poo came out my arse just now
>>221643905filtered
>>221643905best played with mates. which probably explains your feelings towards it
>>221643906Impossible to say. Still a very real chance >we're getting relegated
>>221643921put it bloody back
>>221643903its thirdies who are the problemthe planet won't survive billions of nogs, browns and chineses
seen a literal 80 year old man wearing the same woolly jumper as me fml
>>2216439060-0 written all over it
>>221643905just fold the weak hands lil bro
>>221643938A draw tonight is absolutely doable
what's a decent cheap beer?
just made a three hour ambient album
>>221643967usually go for polish lagers in the uk
>>221643906they needn't worry really, hammers are just that much more dire
>>221643927>>221643933>>221643960Ad hominem. Provide better arguments at once or I declare total victory
did somebody say catbergino?
>>221643967homebrew is much better and far cheaper than any cheap beer you can buy
>>221644007can tell shes got a sleeper build
>>221644006i provided an argument. its best played with mates. you have no mates. that is why you dont like it.
>>221643884ew yuck!
this is kentqt now feel old yet?>>221644007
And where is piehead?
>>221643906feels good knowing >we will get a point tonight and everyone will seethe
>>221643961It is but I'm worried about the new manager bounce
>>221644006>opens with retard accusation>calls others out on ad hom ironic
your gay
Southampton getting fined 150 million loooool
>>221643967asahino I don't care what asahi means
>>221644020im rotating that cow in my head. the government are powerless to stop me
>>221643538What is it like to still have wypipo riding on public transit on your country?
>>221644007now post her boyfriend whos old enough to be her dadrum lass that
>>221644029she's lengers in the pascal video she did but then immediately hit the wall at 100mph and started looking like an alien
>>221643967i like erdinger these days and it's not too expensive
In the premier league, I guess I support Wolves because they're the closest premier league team to Shrewsbury. I like Leeds too
>>221644055just means dry i think
start doing this
>>221644037In your head, like your being a woman
>>221644050anyone but city
for me, it's chloe toy
dindins
>>221644097The berg as it were
>>221644055>>221644077Asa is morning and hi means day or sun. So it means something like morning sun or sun rise
>>221644097magdalena bay tee? based if so
>>221644105the quote unquote umbunny
>>221644097know what her gaped arsehole looks like
it means morning sun
>>221644099same age as me and shes still leng
>>221644079love a smart black woman
>>221644113your dads dead LMAO
>>221644120kek thought she looked familiar
>>221644097is she the one that bounces on dragon dildos
>>221644126the wakanda whistle
Thoughts on Odyssey?
>>221644120where can i see it?
dude sorry about cody hes being a chicken shit jack ass again
arsed it right up havent i
>>221644143never had the chance to play it as i will not buy a Switch but it looks fun
>>221644126Bet some painfully unfunny scrote commented that ignoring smoke alarm beeps is le ubermensch behaviour o algo
>>221644126I work with a black lady and for the past year whenever she's on a team call her fire alarm beeps every half a minute. So for years probably she just lives and sleeps with this loud beep every half a minuteThey honestly aren't fully conscious
>>221644146baddragonslayer think she has a pornhub page
>>221644159bizarre internet addicted shut-in claim to make
>>221644050and actually been kicked out playoffs too lmao
>>221644154story of my life
i wish i was happy
>>221644143homer's best work imo
>>221644162anyone ever mentioned it to her
>>221644180SC
>>221644185you're on the wrong planet for that
>>221644186I think his best work was this
Southampton bros...
>>221643538This seems cramped. Why don't they enlarge the tube?
A tweet that caught me off guard was when a post announcing a gay marriage had a comment that said 'bro is married to man :skull:'The humour is due to the usage of the common meme 'bro [did weird thing]' to reintroduce us to how strange gay benders are after all the decades of propaganda to make us feel otherwise.
I've only bloody gone and bloody fucked my entire fucking life up now haven't I
got pork pie in the fridge
>>221644180why did they do it
>>221644188literally no one. think everyone just knows they're too stupid to care
>>221644188would be a bit racist
>>221644180nahh aint no way rorke u aint hiding in no tree haha>hehehehe squirrel took it
>>221644211>40,000 boro fans scrambling around for last minute transport + accomodationshekelberg thriving
>>221644211Is this true?
alcaraz just pulled out of wimbledon, fml
up the ´boro
Southampton fans on suicide watch
Imagine being a boro fan rn you'd be fucking buzzing
>>221644250>reading the biblebased
>>221644050>>221644180KWABOTY
>>221644214Because you'd have to dismantle the whole track, get a boring machine, bore all the way through to make a wider tunnel, put a new track in, and you'd need to buy some new bigger trains for the new bigger tunnelsComplete waste of money when they're clearly not that cramped to begin with
got to send a message to some lass on the apps but she has one of those message prompts so i have to specifically answer that shite question to message her
>>221643538Is it true that your subway doesn't have screen doors, Wi-Fi, or air conditioning? If that's true, how do you guys manage to endure the summer in that cramped tin can without air conditioning?
>>221644211>can charge southampton instantly>115 charges>????
>>221644230screaming at this for some reason
>Arsenal will exit their banter era 2 and a half hours from nowSurreal to think about
>>221644269prefer interesting machines me
Mate's wife is Malay and was hanging out with them over the weekend. She told me that when she was a teenager and they'd go and school trips and that they would put rum in their instant noodle pots to hide it from their teachers. Didn't have a good answer as to why they didn't just put it in a normal soft drink.
thing is they're fresh off fat parachute payments and would have still made playoffs if they didn't spy, what a bunch of KWABs
so they can just do that? retroactively change results based on cheating?
>An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.>multipleThey've actually been spying for ages loooool
White bloke delivering my beersHe shall be getting the highest tip possible
>>221644279Stiff upper lip
>>221644262qrd?
>>221644314You lost jambo
>>221644314Scotch league will 'nae' do a thing to harm Celtic I'm sorry
>>221644341they've been caught being NAUGHTY
>>221644025>Just maintain a dedicated hygienic space bro>Just spend hours preparing the wort and bottling>Can't see why everyone doesn't just do this
>>221644334Surely there's no upper limit on what you can tip him? Could tip him one gorillion dollars if you really wanted to.
>>221644335And even stiffer penis
>muh mates wife is muhlay from muhlaysia hurrr durrr
>>221644222why what did you do?
stir fry for tea perhaps
>>221644356dunno
>>221644351bastards
>>221644341Some student got stabbed there last year so fans of the city are outraged.
poo fart shrieking at southampton
>>221644297this the raccoon fluence
can't post that
>>221644352it's so easy with a kit. not proper brewing that is a ballache as you say
>>221644279from what I've heard, summer in western europe is different from the sauna-like summers in south korea and japanour summer is as sunny as africa and as humid as southeast asiait is the worst
>>221644411i would fuck them both and realistically there's no reason why that shouldn't be allowed and you know it. that's why you'll seethe at me
>>221644411offensive
>>221644411um>>221644426um
right well that's a tranny with her tiny cock caged with her teeny wee bollocks peeking out
>>221644426Right he is a mentally ill bloke
>>221644427And the Korean winters are frigidly cold. Seems odd for a peninsula surrounded by the sea
rorke getting raped by his boyfriend on mafs
>>221644450actually she has quite a meaty one when it isn't caged
>>221644426corrr
posted the ugly trannies again award
Shall be listening to all the songs on the rolling stone magazine list of 500 greatest songs that I haven't listened to because why not
all things said and done women are evil
>>221644341Got booted out of the EFL Play-Off Final, the single most valuable football match in the world, for spying
>>221644430they pass the Harkness Testhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harkness_Test
>>22164429710 mins later she’s on the sofa legs up with the lingerie on getting her smooth arsehole fucked to oblivion and her cock wanked
>>221644372DM me
Which sort of creativity would you prefer to have?This kindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fp6pvpcZEwor this kindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQrqmKCREk
>>221644519dont know. not clicking either of those links you see
>>221644461that is all due to the siberian air massin winter, all the cold air from siberia comes down to south koreaeven russian immigrants in this country often say that our winter is painful
>>221644516>when women don't have the right to vote for mass immigration yet
houldnt have had all that cheese for breakfast
say wallahi bro
>>221644499daaayum if that happened to my canadiens, id kms
>>221644537gaelic supremacy could get boring for anglo-jutes
15
Fantasising about animals that can give consent again
>>221644494one of theirs did a terror attack on a synagogue not long ago.
you can't go touching up horsesnot horsies toby!
>>221644534
>>221644562>>221644566:/
could do with a euromillions win
only really use my desktop to listen to music while poostimmong and it's still as fast as when I got it 8 years ago
>>221644531hate to break it to you mate but a higher proportion of men voted labour in 1997 than womenyou've invented a lie in your head to get angry about again
just realised that i need to be killed immediately
>>221644557it's gaelic heritage month where i live right now :)
>>221644537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBD0XDrKlI
>>221644534CHEESE YA CUNTCHEESE YA CUNT
>>221644494the more troublesome a group is, the more pathetic platitudes like this they get. will never understand it
what's the endgame of being the jester
>>221644494
the 'rents are trying to make me get a job so my only option is to commit suicide immediately
>>221644537imagine if he got gout
I wish I could go back and unlearn everythingJust pull the wool back over my eyes
rip peep
>>221644604merriment, japes, trickery, and your voice in the king's ear
>>221644609
>Net migration expected to fall to lowest since CovidRorke? Where are you mate you're missing the news
i could go the rest of my life without breathing
my life?ARSED UP
>>221644587getting angry at jokes again leftypol?
1 pack beef super noodles, 100g each of carrots, peppers, peas, 3 chicken thigh fillets bosh
>>221644594thank you for preserving my gaelic culture.the beady eyed saxon elite have culled any and all hiberniac culture from the hebrides and we are on our last legs and facing genocide
>>221644639
preparing 2 cups of tea for myself because I'm so hooked to the 'eine that 1 cuppa at a time seems futile
>>221644651runtslop
>>221644639still fucking loads in the country aren't there
Racism sux.
>>221644651please tell me you've nicked this off steve dawson's twitter again
>>221643522>>221643522new
>>221644657why not just drink a 'fee
>don't have drivers licence>everyone asks me "do you have a drivers licence? why not? when are you getting your licence?">finally get my drivers licence>everyone asks me "do you drive? why not? when are you getting a car?"fucking mental how its just expected of you as a man to have a car and drive everywherethe yank car obsession has fully taken hold and nobody questions it
*films you*
Decided to get this
>>221644672fool me once, shame on me
>>221644665Always changing the goalposts
>>221644604oh fuck me thats hot
No adventure is completeWithout Jingle hat and Jingle feet!
>>221644701stupid fat alchy cunt
>>221644639it should be near zero
vomited last night and haven't eaten anything since except an energy drink
>>221644679rorketown, umbungo CA
>>221644701what does italian beer taste like?
they breed 20x faster than you and theyre already 10-15% of your populationyou have a brief time frame to stop the blackification
>>221644680i've run out you see
kill jester
So why did the government allows thousands of white girls to be raped by pakis?
stick that up your dojo
>>221644723I'm not fat nor an alcoholic, grow up.
>>221644728>Sir Keir Starmer youre doing exactly what we want but but but I've invested so much in hating you so now you have to do even more!
>>221644756something to do, innit
>>221644748thats the town from encanto
>>221644689is it? no one ever asks me. i am a vf though
anyone got thesegot them on my thumbs and fingers and it makes me self conscious about putting them into a vagina or such
>>221644774>doing exactly what we wantno its not nearly enough>so now you have to do even more!well yeahgonna have a meltdown?
>>221644701>poretti
>>221644669dont know who that is and I always post my own content
>>221644744It is lager but it has a slight light ale taste to it. Quite pleasant
>>221644594based!
>>221644756banter
deutsch wanker loves his Starmer reaction pic
>>221644756easier to ignore it than spend resources going after it and also risk alienating a significant vote share
>>221644787what the fuck is this?
he described the jangle pop band orange juice as “absolutely fantastic”
>>221644689Just say pollution/environment. Shuts people up most of the time.
>>221644787wtf are those!EW! GROSS!
yeah well wank time isn't it
pure satire
>>221644652i will help youplease never stop speaking gaelici will assist
sydney, nova scotia
>>221644594based
>>221644828no i have an actual excuse (my apartment building doesn't have parking space available) but still sound pathetic
>>221644826>>221644832knuckle pads
>gay lick
Having white thoughts
>>221644852that's my school :)
>>221644892UM x
>>221644866starmer arrest this man
>>221644863me and the strongest brit
>>221644862yeah? how do you like these knuckle pads?*heems you all the way to the new*
Need my face to be SAT on
cronem niggas be like "why yes the pavement does seem like a good place to discard of these chic ken bones"
starmers britain
>>221644938>>221644938>>221644938
Putting another £500 in the Premium Bond de lods x
>>221644892whats it like living there seems a bit remote
Need my face to be SHAT on
>>221644827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTKO9et4F0
>>221644911um
>>221644941
