>when Americans talk to their boss they say shit like "Hey mike, can you send me that email again"?This is so weird man
and what do you do? "Ach, Herr Von Barron, ich habe eine Frage.""Was ist los? Ich versohle hier den Affen." "Es tut mir leid, ein Fehler passiert. Könnten Sie mir die E-Mail bitte noch einmal schicken?""was auch immer" "D-Danke!"
>>221657957I say this.
>>221657857They do? I always thought that americans were very autistic in regards to using people's first name
>>221657857Sounds more like startup culture.
>>221657857how else would you talk?
>>221657857I don't get it
>>221657857WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY
>>221658051ooooohhhhh~~~~ mikey plx send that big juicy email wen u get the chancey-wancey again~~~thankies :3
In Finland we tell boss to fuck off
>when Americans walk into the locker room they say shit like "Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down"
>>221657857What do you do in Germany then?Calling someone "boss" here would be seen as very sarcy
>>221658120Fuck you!
>>221658137Only pakis call people boss
>>221658151get out of that jabroni outfit and lets settle this in the ring
>>221658190kek I don't even know what a jabroni is
>>221657857Mein Workenführer, I request you send der mailen again ö algostain
>>221658194very red and bald man
>>221658079I did this and now I'M the boss
>>221658076kek
>>221657857How is that weird?
is it different in europe? i thought europe was free and casual just like US
>>221657857hey mike
>>221658003We used to be. My bank suddenly started acting like we're friends at school and I asked why they did that, and apparently some survey said Millennials prefer it. And I don't want to be that guy who's like, "you must call me MISTER Shitposter! Calling me Anon is too familiar!" But motherfuckers you are a financial institution and I need you to pretend like you holding my money means something even if there isn't a lot of it.Now at work they're saying I'm not supposed to say "you're welcome" when a customer says "thank you." The new phrase is "of course! :D" Fuck this gay earth, I've been alive too long.
>>221657957>Ich versohle hier den Affen.kek
There is no decorum or standards in America anymore. In high school, during a parent-teacher meeting, my teacher told me that I was "frickin smart as balls"
>>221658572Free and casual aren't the same thing at all. Totally different concepts. Maybe in your country being free means being free of decorum, which is understandable, but it's a wide stretch.Especially in the work environment, if it's not a family business like a small enterprise you're gonna have to deal with litteral ass licking because our higher ups are just as corrupt, evil and pompous as in any other country.
>>221657857Americans really go around to their friends saying stuff like 'Hey dude whats up?'
>had a job interview yesterday>immediately called the interviewer 'mate' out of sheer habit
>>221658572There is no "European work culture". Germans go to work in suits in +30C weather and won't address each other before knowing their full titles from reading 5 page paper documents from the archives.Finns try to keep a flat hierarchy and a casual atmosphere, which ends up in employing Marko who is an alcoholic and hasn't done work in 5 years but he's a nice guy so the rest of the team work hard to compensate.I don't know what the southern european is like because he didn't show up to work, but he said he will tomorrow.
>>221657857Hell, I even talked like that to my CO when working in the Air Force. Asslicking culture is a southern thing.
>>221657857I can't imagine calling my boss by his first name. >>221660438If you don't say "sir" then what do you say if "mate" is seen as improper? I thought anglos were all casual with each other
>>221660490Being formal is opposite of asslicking. Asslicking is pretending you are friends.Must be the negro influence in America that everyone is so super casual.
>>221657857If you can't call your boss by his first name your country is brown or spiritually brown
>>221661066Sure, Im formal too if I talk to someone at work I dont know. But fuck that gay shit when I talk to people I have worked with for years.
I once had contact with an American supplier and they forwarded me an email with the entire chain of communications visible and apparently Americans just communicate by forwarding shit from their iPhones with barely any context
>>221660438https://youtu.be/OwDmg74rhCw?si=1WzNFGzd8z-qaDld
>When Americans greet a stranger they say shit like "Sir? Sir! You can't do that, sir! I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir!"
>>221661066What do Germans call their boss? Fuhrer?
>>221658882what does it means
>>221661333Yes
>>221661333We call it mio Duce, too
>>221657957I say moin chef was los
>>221661734Cute but gay
>>221661709He probably translated "I'm spanking the monkey here", which in German has only the literal meaning.
>>221657857can australians call their interviewer/boss cunt?
>>221657857yes why wouldnt the mail work the first time
