um

>>221666951
scremaing i saw that ate modern exhibition

I just learned about the British Post Office juridical scandal.
Wtf is wrong with the UK Post and juiridical system?

>>221666994
dois, três, quatro... etc ad infinitum

would your significant other stay with you if they saw your porn history?

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>>221667009

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drank a bunch of coffee and now im feeling restless!!!

Burnham calling a general election could actually be a smart move. He'd be at the peak of his popularity and would wreck the Tories, leaving Reform in opposition.

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>>221666999
don't know to be honest as i've never read about it myself

>>221667033
Whom?

>>221667047
I'm sure he saw this post and took it into consideration

Yeah but I'm talking about those BASED black guys!

>>221667038
thanks ai, very cool

I’ve accepted the Yookay. They’re never going home. No one is going to retvrn Britain to what it was. That’s impossible, and like every attempt to revive dead nations, will end in disappointment. Not Tommeh, not “Reform”, not “Restore”. It’s over. No one is going to ethnically cleanse millions from this land. It’s over. Our future is as a multiracial, technocratic, hyper capitalist “world island”. Make your peace with it. Carve out your own little corner and live in privacy. For the Yookay will fall one day too, just likely not in our lifetimes.

>>221667079
If he supports israel hard enough the trains will be full of white people again

rorke attempting to launch another post office scandal when his mecha figures are 2 weeks late on shipping

>>221667047
meh his popularity is overrated

timmy putting the finishing touches on the script for his peep show video essay
cronem in his sisters room saying “tek dat tek dat tel dat me no care if timmy home”

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>>221667089
WHO CAN IT BE NOW

>>221667050
goydrones

no (You)s = no new discord leaderboard

>>221667089
how do i carve out a corner and live in privacy on asda delivery salary?

>>221667100
is this a wimpy reference?

>>221667027
sup yodie, u gud yh?

>>221667136
dunno speak to a careers advisor

read the pinned post, self (You)s dont count either

>>221667050
jokes on you I can actually scan morse in real time like a machine so it took me less than a second yes that is how quickly my scanning device works

>>221667009
There's only 100? Out of how many?

desperate to fit in timmy mad asl omds

two obese incels pretending to be black due to crippling ocd

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>read the pinned post, self (You)s dont count either

>>221667111
yes but his popularity will only go downhill as time goes on
this is the mistake gordon brown made
if he called a general election in 2007 he would have won

>>221667162
what if I switch flags?

>>221667158
na fuck it ill just wait for my parents to die and hopefully leave me enough to live out my meagre days in the yookay

>>221667170
binary*

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>the jewish run right wing party is going to kill millions of non white people!
>the jewish run left wing party is going to import millions of non whites!
do people REALLY think this is going to happen after 60+ years of the same fucking thing happening again and again with no result except more non whites in white countries ?

>>221667187
gordon brown is set for life and he only had to do 3 years. thats better than having to do elections.

>>221667215
screaming

just did a clean, nearly wipe free poo
a good fibrous diet goes a long way

nope, only real organic (You)s

What's the racial demography of /brit/?

black pussy CHANGED him
I didn't say his name
But you know who I'm talking about

>>221667215
screamo

>>221667089
>Carve out your own little corner and live in privacy.
This really isn't an option unless I move somewhere really posh or just go to the middle of nowhere Scotland.
Even then the state and it's enforcers, many of whom are biomass, will always have their watchful eye over me thanks to the extensive surveillance programs in place.

>>221667088
yeah well thats me init

Rachel Reeves in sexy lingerie

>non-white people in….le white country!!!!
grow up

slight scent of shea butter as he walks past
people whispering about some type of change.
but they can't quite put their finger on what did it

>>221667215
Shaft Punk lol

>>221667224
i had terrible diarrhoea on tuesday. not shat since. hoping i wont have it tomorrow while toiling. hold out till friday and i can shat my ring out.

>>221667089
>Carve out your own little corner and live in privacy
Hasn't been possible for at least 20 years

black penis changed rorke

>>221667224
did one earlier that half a turd lodged between my cheeks when i stood up to wipe
was nearly a full roll of toilet paper needed to clean up the mess

Get a job yet Quentin?

My parents are wog

>>221667296
who?

>>221667293
why do you stand up to wipe?

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>>221667296

>>221667255
Having to announce the budget like this and crying again

what would you do if you was in America with your girl and that black guy of Instagram came up picked your girlfriend up and started doing bicep curls

>>221667296
I work with a Quentin. He is in his late 50s or 60s. His incel son who lives at home earns more than him (or me) on computers and sells pokemon cards.

good frog in the jew thread
x

>>221667321
shoot him

>>221667276
>>221667293
eat more fruit seriously

>>221667307
Imagine being an interviewer and seeing this

>>221667321
shoot him, as is the yankee custom.

>>221667307
why are his eyes so big?

>>221667315
beautiful

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>>221667354
>>221667364

>if you was in America
groid grammar

took the day of to wait for this parcel, is it coming? is it fuck

>>221667349
i had a banana and a plum on monday. i suspect it caused the diarrhoea on tuesday.

>>221667375
you are fucking mentally deranged

rorke carving out his own little corner
leftypol on the far post looking confused

>>221667345
>>221667363
Tourists don’t have guns

the united states is the worst country on planet earth to live in if you are a white person
i would rather live in Johannesburg south Africa

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gymtoil complete

>>221667406
shut up you bummed little gherkin

>>221667412
id only go to america if i were moving there

>>221667412
borrowed one didn’t i

>>221667417
no you wouldnt

>>221667388
Pretty common to hear that here. Of course you wouldn’t know that, /cum/ is that way btw

>>221667301
what else are you supposed to do

>>221667438
yes i would

>>221667439
scoroom

>>221667443
wipe while sat down

>>221667441
sorry to hear that you speak like pavement apes

“For everyone who does wicked things hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his works should be exposed.” John 3:20

self replies = -1 (You) so im winning

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charlie gherk

should be going to the laundrette. if not then a nice walk. but i fancy having some chicken shop slop

>>221666951
You know what my dad is right I should end it

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Another UK L

Mad how the Ukraine frontline more or less hasn't changed in 3 years

why does the UK government tolerate /brit? ?

>>221667514
bet she didnt complain when simulated incest porn got banned

Do you guys reckon I should stop doing drugs and drinking every day? What's the general consensus on this?

>>221667518
when the big luka in Belarus enters the chat it's over for the AZOGites

>>221667525
starmer posts here
who do you think started the ‘sir kier’ meme

>>221667534
I'm undecided

foids are brainless homunculi

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He's in his happy place

>>221667514
this is a good thing

>>221667525
dunno. i dont think they know about us. i mean some jobsworth at the gchq must monitor us but we aren't doing fuck all so i doubt the reports have reached herr starmer

immigration makes britain brilliant

>>221667534
you should think about stopping but then keep doing it anyway

>>221667534
dial it down to once a month

heatherpaedo really doesn’t like being reminded he’s unemployed huh? how many more posts will he spam about “di amazon warehouse”?

>>221667534
up to you pal. im not into drinking and want to stop the drugs but havnt managed it yet.

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the sovlstation

>>221667560
but the UK government arrests 15K people a year for social media posts
why wouldn't they do the same for posts on here? sure it is anonymous but they could easily identify posters based on their IP address

>>221667586
is kim allowed in the gherkin?

Is it true that it's illegal to be anti-immigration in the UK?

>>221667553
Alright I'll ask again after you've had a think
>>221667569
Dunno I've been giving this method a go for years and it's not really got me anywhere
>>221667571
Drinking too, you mad?
>>221667594
Alright maybe we'll try it tomorrow?

>>221667603
they could but whats the point? better to keep us contained.

>>221667502
kek

>>221667619
given an anti-immigration party is topping the polls i'd wager no

very evil thread. utter chaos

>>221667645
Reform aren't anti immigration at all LOL

>>221667645
goycattle of the year this post

>>221667603
no it doesn't
fuck off back to your own thread

>>221667603
Expect it'll be one of those things where they're creating a nice big list of all your posts then when you do go over the line they can be like "in 2024 we see you that posted 'popping prince Charles's big dirty sausage fingers into rorke's unwashed arsehole one by one.' can you explain what you meant by this?"

Then you get fried in the court of public opinion

>>221667661
they present themselves as being anti-immigration, though

>>221667670
yes it does
it's a known fact acknowledged by the UK government and even celebrated by them

need to rim dua lipa's sweaty crack

>>221667645
>he doesn't know

>>221667619
no you fucking stupid paki cunt

when is summer coming? weather has been crap.

heathypetals fi banned :[

wish i had a normal brain

I am a big fucking gay bender

>>221667688
And why do you NEED to do that, exactly?

>>221667688
what drives a man to post something like this
vile

Behead Teamsmongs

every time I type the n*99er word on a mobile IP I get the range blocked message
4chan is really detecting when I say the n word

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you will pay for the bbc

>>221667685
Do they? Their spokesman is a literal paki

all reform are going to do is slash tax rates for the mega wealthy, sell the nhs to the yanks and send this country even further down the corporatist dystopian shithole road its already on

>>221667715
future reform MP ova' ere' !

Remember when Farage bragged about how he destroyed the BNP
Farage's sole purpose is to direct the anti-immigration sentiments of the British public towards the 'safe' option

>>221667732
I fucking won't

could you all fuck off back to your containment board yeah

>>221667735
nah mate they’re going to kick out all the immigrants and make it like the 1950s again

i'm an observer
hmm me? just observing

>>221667735
shut up you raped bame

>>221667748
the "safe" option being slavery to israel and the jewish race

>>221667661
>>221667663
>>221667689
reform's ostensible appeal is anti-immigration. no one intends to vote for them for any other reason. even if you think they're just tory party 2.0 that won't do anything this is obviously true

>>221667732
Why would I when I can still watch channel 4 on yt for free?

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why cant they swim?

>>221667603
4chan isn’t obliged to give any information to the uk government and it would be more of a ballache then you’d think. they only arrest people who post on facebook with their full name and picture because it’s easy

>>221667716
sexual gratification
>>221667720
sexual gratification

>>221667734
he's just as british as you and i, mate

farage (pronounced faridge) is spiritually brown

>>221667781
yeah they are lying to get elected because everyone wants an all white country
when elected they will do israel and jews bidding and increase non white immigration

>>221667803
your mums arse has been spunked in by browns

>>221667735
Genuinely astonishes me that people can't see this coming. It's like those people that fall for the romance scams,

>Well yeah I sent Tom Cruise 50k because he was stuck in Nigeria, imagine my surprise when Brad Pitt messaged me to ask for my hand in marriage and I had to choose between them

>Well I know Boris told me he'd reduce immigration and then massively increased it. Surely Farage and his gang made up of Boris's old gang wouldn't do the same? This time they're really going to send them back

>>221667817
ok but that's not what was asked is it

aim high
vote Lowe

Toil done
Off home
Maybe pasta for tea

>>221667801
you are ruled by your lower nature

rorke running for mayor of falador

>>221667821
the goycattle really do be like dat

>>221667735
And gammons clapped

love

>>221667732
don't understand this because netflix isn't owned by bbc

rorkehampton EXPELLED from /brit/posting playoffs
leftyboro will take his place

>>221667047
burna boy wont do a fucking thing, the starmereich is here to stay and seething will not change that

Any shit-rape bullshit fucking man in

and what of the catbergs?

>>221667784
rest in power

any good shows to watch lads

>>221667840
a slave to the flesh!

If you're poor and not a soicalist you're a fool

>>221667938
x files

>>221667938
none

my money longer than james cameron

sheffield rorkesday getting as many points as he's had shags

>>221667821
And Farage is just so obviously the slimiest mf you ever saw, it's like people listening to that demon evangelist creature in the states

>>221667938
Wasteman (2025)

>>221667267
blader album out

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>>221666951
Rate the list bro

>>221667942
>soicialist
I know that's not technically what you said but it's what I'm calling them from now on

>>221667821
what the alternative though? for your average voter who cares only about the man kicking the ball and immigration
not greens, they're open borders
not labour, they haven't a clue what to do about the boat people
not tories, they've lied about their intentions to limit immigration for decades
not lib dems, they're always just been tories lite

>>221667960
a used car salesman

>>221667890
the tv license isn't just for watching the bbc or any other government funded programme, it's 'required' to watch normal tv at all
they're trying to expand that to include streaming services because no one watches normal tv anymore

>>221667826
I want to put my penis inside her

>>221667960
Well some billionaire just bought him a house and he tried to keep that quiet. But he's still definitely on the side of the working man, can just tell innit

>>221667975
One free omelette per month

>>221667989
draw a cock on the ballot

politics is only for jews in the UK and USA

rorke watching blackpink tiktoks again

>>221667989
Fuck knows mate, in the locals I voted Labour out of sheer cluelessness. Pretty clear none of them actually give a fuck about regular people. Just following whatever money or dogma they've been tied into

>>221667993
bent cunt

>>221667979
>See men
bit gay innit?

>>221668000
my missus is the only one who eats my kids around here

rorke will defend billionaires who hate him

>>221667989
Labour is prob better than Reform, they have actually reduced immigration
Other than that it's if Restore have a candidate where you are

>>221668053
I meant see men leave orbit I wrote this list while drunk

That pussy doing it for me, slime

Just did a shit and the log was so wide my arse is stinging now

mental the billionaires brainwashed rorke into hating an african grafter over the billionaires themselves

>>221668000
wonder if a switch was flipped and suddenly women started laying eggs, how long would it take before were okay with eating them
just something to ponder this wednesday

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>>221668068

>>221668000
is one egg un oeuf?

Dinner today is a big plate of spaghetti with cat sick and a glass of port

I think southern new Zealand would be beautiful I seen lord of the rings and I want to die

>>221667974
i will not be listening
that nigga fucking fell off

Just haggled a €78 necklace down to €70.
All I had to do was tell the jeweler I'm unemployed.
Gift of the gab, lads.

>PA: A retrial jury has been discharged at Liverpool Crown Court after it failed to reach verdicts over allegations that Mohammed Fahir Amaaz, 21, and Muhammad Amaad, 26, assaulted a police officer at Manchester Airport.
Liverpool the shame of England as per fucking usual. Vile murderous Scousers.

>>221668104
very sad reply

>>221668080
bust in

>>221667890
This: >>221667992
Even if all you watch is ITV, you still need a TV licence

>>221668128
Heysel
Never forget

>>221668128
the pakistani and the cop killing each other would have been the best outcome

>>221667942
>why don't poor people just vote to give the billionaire elites that own the government more power?

>>221668125
What's it like in Ireland? Better than the UK?

>>221668106
L'œuf de madame

just don't pay it
the licence goons have no legal right to enter your home to check for a telly
the detector van shite has always been a load of bollocks too

>>221667748
John Tyndall was talking about this in speeches back in '98

>>221668121
3 songs in and its not very good
sad day for innocent and sensitive people

6ix9ine

am literally sitting here on Instagram arguing with boomers in the comments fuck am I doing with my life

>>221668198
retirement looms!

Bye 4chan after I visit Zion national park I am dying

>>221668208
about what lad

>>221668172
The billionaire elites are all rightoids though
>Nick Candy
>Elon Musk
>Peter Thiel
>Larry Ellison
Etc

eradicate all biomass

poo wailing

>>221668128
>muhammad and mohammed
rush hour 5 names

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… waiting expectantly for my outdoor physiotherapy session wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP/WTA Tennis on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home ... 

>>221668237
start with yourself

just bought one of those under desk walking pads

>>221668192
They have no legal right on the normal visits but if they take it to court they can get a warrant and then they will send bailiffs who do have the right to enter your home if you still refuse they call plod and they force their way in

>>221668237
many are saying this

were all fae somewhere

>>221668192
Can't you just say you don't own a telly?>>221668198

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>>221668128
I thought they were already charged why was there a retrial

>>221668128
Irish diaspora and muslim jury no doubt

>>221668232
>((((((((larry ellison)))))))))
>((((((((Alex Karp)))))))))
>((((((((mark zuckerberg))))))))
>((((((((sergei brynn))))))))
>(((((((Paul Singer)))))))))
>(((((((Sam Altman))))))))

might wank me old willard

>>221668205
bixgine?

>>221668230
not gonna say as I know you’d all side with the boomers

remember 190?

Got a new telly, turned it on after not watching the telly in years and first thing I see is an advert for a show about a nun falling in love with a black immigrant.

>>221668288
Yes and
>(((Bernie Sanders)))
Jewishness is not important you dolt

>>221668323
He is currently stinking up /sp/

>>221668128
Wasn't it all caught on video?

FREE FREE PALESTINE

>>221668325
lol

you got any non white mates?

Seen that Hannah Spencer is going on another crusade against the commons having a bar as if having a pint at lunch is some completely alien concept, might be given the demographic of the constituents she's trying to remain in good favour with tbf

She's also complaining that people have a beer before voting? As if decisions on which way to vote aren't made long before or just following the party whip

Bizarre woman and a weird thing to be clutching her pearls about given her own parties policies on intoxicants

>>221668367
i have no mates of any colour, unless you count /brit/ of course

>>221668367
my inner circle has a representative from every race except negro

Anyone get copilot to rewrite their emails for them? Is it any good at it?

>>221668367
No

>>221668378
Email her SpAds directly. Stop boring us with essays.

>>221668232
the billionaire elites cosy up to whoever is in power for their own benefit
a few years ago the elites were tweeting stop killing black trans women

>>221668324
don’t watch much modern tv but just assume there is a mandatory interracial gay sex scene in everything bbc show at primetime these days

>>221668367
Got a pakistani mate and I've had sex with a Chinese woman

Freemasons are Kabbalists (Jewish occultism) that believe God shattered himself into many many pieces at creation, with each thing containing divine sparks that must be brought back into the fold. Thus by mixing genders, races, social norms and faiths they believe they are “restoring the world”, or as they call it, “tikkun olam”. The instinct is to erase all natural barriers and limits.

>>221668391
ktimberg

>>221667364
they're bulging with imagined riches

>>221668396
do abos count as negros for you lot?

europa league final before the conference league AND midweek is proper dogshit scheduling

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>>221668414

>>221668408
They cosy up to whoever will ensure them constant immigration and low taxes.

>>221668414
>In the modern era, particularly among the post-Haskalah movements, tikkun olam has come to refer to the pursuit of social justice,[1] or "the establishment of Godly qualities throughout the world",[2] based on the idea that "Jews bear responsibility not only for their own moral, spiritual, and material welfare, but also for the welfare of society at large".[3]
kikes doing weekend litter pickups has nothing to do with capitalism-driven globalisation

funny how this cracker's YouTube channel is named 'Epic Spaceman' yet he's super soft-spoken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUUT2Y_9qk

>>221668443
I invented that gimmick btw

going to rain as i toil tomorrow
heat wave sunday, monday, tuesday when ill also be toiling
fucking spring time.

>>221668441
Can't imagine a scenario in which I watch anything but the cl final

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What is it with black people and water?

>>221668437
abos are abos

>>221668414
is this a stormlight archive reference

>>221668462
Sunday Monday is a weekend mate

>>221668471
rip destiny's child

>>221668404
But I like writing my thoughts out here :/

>>221668456
what mong would expect someone called epic spaceman to sound any other way