Just got called a monkey by some crackkker and it made me wonder, how did this monkey nigga use to wipe his ass before toilet paper? That's a lot of hair for shit to stick to. Did they just lick it off like cats or just let it accumulate?
>>221674401Just check how monkeys do it
>>221674401wipe thier asses on the ground?
There was no need to wipe before "evolution" and civilization ruined us.
>>221677417What a downgrade. I deserve a auto-cleaning ass like my ancestors's
>>221677441I often go poop and then nothing comes out after I wipe multiple times. Idk what I eat during those times but I suspect diet does affect the mess you get
>>221674401maybe they cleaned it in the closest water source or sumthin
>>221674401we have to babysit your babyasses because some genius had the brilliant idea to hand you stupid islamo fascists the suez canal youre basically the definition of too big to fail THE COUNTRY like every other decade you cant help yourselves and chimp out over something retarded
>>221674401to be honest, humans are a version of monkeys
