tickets booked edition
appointment with Dr Puxhit tomorrow
FAECES YELLING
shut the FUCK up ally mccoist oh my days
Do any of you guys like music? I've heard some of it is quite good
remember when some lad said he could hear jewish music coming from underground and everyone called him a lunatic conspiracy chud and then it came out that there was a hive of jews living in the sewers in nyc with blood-stained mattress and children's toys? and then we saw videos of them climbing out of sewer grates and all?that was a bit fucking mad wasnt it?
>>221675070i like it generally but not all of it
Oh my days, the bananars are bloody brilliant
>>221675063need him out of business
How much have you got left on your mortgage?
>>221675078never happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEPdMUpk0nI
On the bus. Boots on. Bon Jovi on the earbuds
>>221675070I don't think that's bloody halal, mate.
neurodiversity needs reining in
I've eaten all the chocolate and drunk some beer and am feeling quite full now, uuuurrrgghh
manifesting a pride month bf
>>221675099haven't got onex
>>221675078I wonder if shit like this occurs in the Paris catacombs. If I lived in Paris I'd be going there frequently
>>221675070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTKqtvXjkvolove it <3
girl in toil has been absolutely wrecked by mounjaroused to be tastefully thicc now looks ghoulishmany such cases
>>221675070Yeah I quite like musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9OfBcjyxKY
>>221675115didnt happen
>>221675102>>221675115cheers chatgpt
>>221675118stupid fucking bent twat
corrrrr nothing like a pozload to celebrate the month of june x
>>221675070Love music so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouI5KcyHfE>>2216750990, bought my apartment cash with the help of my dad and then repaid him instead of a bank.
I like metal music haha
200 iq autist ask me anything
>>221675078>living in the sewers in nyc with blood-stained mattress and children's toysSource?
>>221675099Like 40k>>221675109You got the one with the tourettes guy in the middle and the original gentlemen around him admiring him?
living in the sewers in nyc with blood-stained mattress and children's toys all alone
>>221675027why is this Afrikan Queen siding with the caucasian nation and shunning her blackness
>>221675129this breaks my heart
stuck in lugia's stomach alone
>>221675158ever shag the last female you've mentioned up the arse?
>>221675104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg
>>221675181have you heard bladeeys new album yetits steaming crap!
>>221675160>You got the one with the tourettes guy in the middle and the original gentlemen around him admiring him?er mate I have a life I don't browse soyjak party 24/7 or something :/
>>221675177you can't do that anymore, shouldn't have to say why
>>221675177i did this on occassion
Equity building
>>221675158Will I sleep better tonight?
>>221675176who is sending the memo out that we want them skinny?
>>221675195they've never even listened to a bladee song in their entire life!
i don't have to play video games every day. i can just relax today
>>221675159was in the videos taken in the sewers. news agencies claimed it "fell out of the walls of the synagogue when they were digging and wasn't actually part of their underground setup"
>>221675184noperooniescoming up to a decade since ive spoken to a female
Sir Aston Villa
>>221675078Those were le based religious j*ws, which are TOOTALY different and unique from le liberal secular j*ws.
family member going to pride paradecalled them a bender
>>221675158would you rather drink 1 litre of shit once a month or 40 mls of shit every day
>>221675219I don't believe you
I want to sniff up her smelly poots.
>>221675224Prince Wils getting a good rogering from the missus tonight
she leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes...
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
Got a homeless guys dog on my lap this very moment
>>221675235your mum get onto your pc did she
>>221675200It doesn't have any soyjaks in it, the one you posted does...
>>221675216No idea bro, had a girl in highschool with big juicy tits and great soft skin but she thought she was fat, eventually she lost a lot of weight and everything went to shit, I actually told her and she got mad.
>>221675252I wonder if Wills ever gets confused about which claret and blue team he supports like Dodgy Dave did
they don't sleep anymore on the beach
he better not shag the alien in this movie
>>221675262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llNR8gqiyr0
>>221675246It has its own wikipedia page and is specifically adressed in that wikipedia page.>Fact-checking organizations noted that many conspiracy theories circulating online focused on a stained mattress visible in videos of the January 8 incident, with claims alleging that it had been found inside the tunnel. A USA Today fact-check stated that the stained mattress seen in viral videos had been removed from behind wood paneling of the synagogue rather than from the tunnel itself, undermining online speculation that the mattresses were in the tunnel.[31] Additional fact-checks from organizations such as FactCheck.org and AFP likewise found no evidence supporting claims that the tunnel or its contents were connected to any illicit activityYou see, it was just a hive of jews living underground in the sewers with bloodstained mattresses that fell out of the walls and there was nothing going on down there worth thinking about. Just a funny little coincidence, that's all.
>>221675212you wontbut you will in the future if you fix your diet and exercise regularly>>22167524240mls of shit once a day, you'd hardly taste it
had a poo earlier
>>221675288Think wills actually supports villa though
thinking about that harry potter lad that lost his trousers and had to eat poo
>>221675304t. Emma Watson
the brass eye paedogeddon episode aired in 2001mad how 25 years later the paedo hysteria is even worse than it was then
>>221675317thought you'd gone off the poo
>>221675159
>>221675331I said nothing of eating it.
>>221675318well said belgy. this labour government ARE rolling out the red carpet for small boat arrivals. when will it end?
>>221675247thought you had smelled a bog after a girl had used it and recanted your scat fetish?
>>221675334antisemite
>>221675334love how the jews with the hats always move around like its their first day on earth
Gravy's good tonight
pinkpantheress stuns with polaroids of pang pang
>>221675302>A USA Today fact-check stated that the stained mattress seen in viral videos had been removed from behind wood paneling of the synagogueCould be soundproofing. Who cares anyway. As long as people obey the law I don't care what funny little religious rituals they get up to.
why dont they solve the small boat problem by using big boats instead?
>>221675367she's so fit
>>221675367Just seen these on the gramLovely lovely chebs
>>221675367has she bogged herself then
>>221675368aye lad, proper normal to soundproof your walls with blood-stained mattresses lol
>>221675367something about that face she's pullingfit as fuckwould love to spaff all over it
>>221675367there was nobody in the vicinity to mog so she pulled out the headshots
>>221675388she's becoming a bimbo, yes.
stop the boats by draining the channel
>>221675355A pretty lass at work had a bad habit of not flushing and left a surprise for me at the bottom of the toilet bowl. Ever since then I’ve shifted my focus towards farts, which is what that post was about.
>>221675302The stained mattresses were hidden behind fake walls that were ripped out by orders of the NYPD. Unfortunately jews own NYC and even have separate private police and ambulance services that only treat jews and won't touch non jews. The nature of jewish control on NYC made it impossible to ever get a legitimate professional investigation and report into the underground jew dwellers.
>>221675309Yeah he's probably a more genuine fan than Dodgy Dave ever was>>221675334That doesn't mean they were living there, with blood-stained mattresses and children's toys. It could be a secret passage out of the synagogue.
>>221675398Holy butterface
>>221675273Are you talking about the original Norman Rockwell painting?
>>221675398women are evil whores
>conspiracies in 2026time for bed unc
don't believe emmayank would really eat her poo anyway desu. doesn't have the minerals. he's all mouth and no trousers.
hate women
>>221675409stupid bitch
>>221675440must have been freezing back then
>>221675398Bum
>>221675398putin caked up
>>221675450My forehead is like this
my favourite conspiracies are the ones where everything is on camera and recorded and can be watched in ultra hd at any moment but then you just pretend you dont see it because jews cant be questioned
>>221675445on god fr fr >>221675426read they were digging between 2 jew buildings to avoid covid gathering rules or something
>>221675367butters
>>221675358KEK
>>221675389Maybe they found the mattress and put it to use. Or one of their own mattresses got ruined after a bloody incident (woman's time of the month, injury, etc) so again they thought of a different use for it.
>>221675398could have my cock in her and still wouldn't have the balls to fuck
>>221675099Somewhere around 220k I think, only 30 years to pay it off too! Love the south east me.
When the patissier asks how many pain au chocolat I'll be having
>>221675398she just wants to climb rorke
>>221675440bit gay
>>221675450Looks like limmy
Just heard jerusalem bells aringin
>>221675471yeah but youre a guy
the jews wonget over it rorke
dadberg gets irrate when you ask him to clarify his unintelligible ramblings because he thinks you can read his mind
>>221675487i hate when my bird has her period in our bed and i have to knock through the drywall and stick it in there and replaster to make my sewer cave hideout full of children's toys more soundproof.
>>221675398Oh hahahaha
>>221675425right so we just need a woman to fart in your presence to finally get you off this fixation, because its just as bad, if not worse than poo
Nordicism is Law.
>>221675428The underground lairs throughout NYC were so prolific, it was estimated they had compromised the structural integrity of hundreds of large buildings. Jews have a maze of tunnels throughout the city that they somehow built without the city catching on until a few years ago.
Mandem in disguise
let's go and conquer Ireland again
Thoughts on HS2?
>>221675487True!
>>221675487or maybe they were just doing weird jewish nonce shit like people have been saying about them for centuries
>>221675474I'm sure that's it.
>>221675510dad is very intelligent and educated but asks me the dumbest questions sometimes, I don't get it....
Are slot machines addictive?
>>221675398Looks a bit like Princess Diana
Will /brit/ ever admit that coldplay is great
>>221675536nords are civilisation stealers meds are civilsation builders
Three days for so called racism. I didn't even say nigger in the offending post. Stupid nigger loving janny.
>>221675450geniunely seen more attractive men and im not gay
>>221675551The sequels never as good as the original.
Havent spoken to a FOID since secondary school, and even then it was only because we were doing a group project or something
mad how I’ve got more actual hair on my head than pinkpantheress does
>>221675551I'll get back to you when it's done
>>221675510My old neighbor was like that. Sometimes before asking him to clarify, would get mad at me mid sentence
>>221675426>Unfortunately jews own NYC and even have separate private police and ambulance services that only treat jews and won't touch non jews.is this true or did you just make this up
arse raping an arse with my arse
back in my day pink panther was a cartoon
>>221675567First couple of albums were good. >>221675576I usually like a busted face if it has a nice ass attached to it but this is rough, still would though...
>>221675602Not him, it's true. They have them in Florida too
>>221675567The last British band to become international stars. They're up there with Oasis and the Beatles imo.
>>221675563gaming is addictivegambling is addictiveso old fogies being given thousands in their pension will no doubt be addicted to slot machines
my uncle bummed me and it made me gay
greetings and panafrikanism dr umar i need your advice on my father, his last 3 baby mammas were snowbunnies, hes caught in a blizzard. how do i help him dr
>>221675118do you ever think that maybe you're lonely because you're an annoying whiny ugly twat
>>221675625who bummed him?
>>221675602true, the same is true in london as well
>>221675567No, they're depressing shite for benders
>foid
>>221675608when my brother was a kid one of his insults was "I'll fart in your ass", still makes me laugh..
>>221675602They have private ambulances in the UK aswell mainly in London
>>221675524I thought the mattress was in the wall of the synagogue. Maybe they had had noise complaints so they thought "let's put stuff in the walls so we don't disturb local people too much".Of course 4chan will just jump to the worst possible assumptions because 4chan hates Jews>>221675540You're making this up aren't you>>221675555People hated Jews because Jews were different and people who are different have been picked on for centuries. Like ginger kids at school. And people with disabilities. And other ethnic minorities, not just Jews.
screeeeeeeeeeeeeem
>>221675644sir bruce foresythe
>>221675559what do you suggest it was for
>>221675129my manager is going on that soon
an foid
>>221675641i have borderline personality disorder :)
>>221675569Opposite
2 plus 2 is 6 actually chud
which 4x2 section of the wall do you think they were soundproofing lads? given that we can see the entirety of the walls behind them are completely uncovered it has to have been one very, very specific child-sized mattress-shaped section of the wall that needed that soundproofing.
>>221675664
>>221675689Charlie is currently on /brit/ using the word 'foid'
atb
>>221675602It caused a race riot at one time. The Chabad organized crime group pays NYPD officers to be their chauffeurs. One night in NYC, a motorcade was carrying the most powerful rabbi in NYC to a meeting, his car was driven by an NYPD officer. The car struck and killed a young black boy and injured the boy's sister. Chabad called in their private jewish ambulance to the scene of the accident, and the paramedics wouldn't touch the black boy laying on the sidewalk so he died. It set of weeks of race riots in the city.
>>221675640Genuinely one of the funniest people in the world
mad how openly women love killing babies.
>>221675660disparate groups of people from england to turkey throughout history didn’t claim gingers do child sacrifice rituals did they though
>>221675691yeah because horrible whiny cunts never use self-diagnosis or actual diagnoses as an excuse to be horrible whiny cunts forever and never make any effort to change
>>221675700Clearly a neo-nazi placed that blood-stained mattress there to frame them, they wouldn't be doing anything horrific jews are bro tier
>>221675686yeah surely nothing bad can from artifically suppressing your apetite for prolonged periodsnothing at all, totally good
aura.
>>221675726apex redditors
yeah i wouldn't mind a go on that
>>221675618>>221675648>>221675659>>221675721ok but you'll forgive me if i dont just take your word for it
>>221675695read a history book
>>221675744few points1. I'd lick her arse2. nasty disgusting bitch
Fartsdumper
>>221675726Our bodies our choice!
>>221675700
Hello
tentacle rape is a bit of a weird one. not sure why anyone would be into that
right well thats a lovely set of sex holes isnt it
>>221675744core
>>221675787hey Ian, up a bit late aren't you?
>>221675773a post from the deepest depths of plato's cave
Chisora says Verhoeven is going to beat Usyk
Mad if you're Muslim you can get away with rape and beating female police officers
>>221675750one neoliberal bull against the world
ian >.<
>>221675744perfect bumhole.
>>221675821>giffuck off
>>221675735I guess Jews were more different than ginger people (since ginger people still would have been white and Christian) so the distrust of Jews would have been greater. So they made up more extreme stories about Jews. Do you really think we should believe everything they believed in the past? Should we believe that some people are witches like they used to believe?
>>221675815Who who in the what now?
>>221675808Shall be going to bed soon
>>221675744mad how the blokes shes shags is just cope for never riding my penis
>>221675773>The Crown Heights riot was a race riot that took place from August 19 to August 21, 1991, in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn, New York City. Black residents attacked Orthodox Jewish residents, damaged their homes, and looted businesses. The riots began on August 19, after two 7-year-old children of Guyanese immigrants were unintentionally struck by a driver running a red light while following the motorcade of Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson, the leader of Chabad, a Jewish religious movement. One child died and the second was severely injured.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Heights_riot
>>221675821UM
>>221675819Opinions?
90% of cosmetics in Overwatch these days are for women
>>221675028deary me
just ate 5 weetbixin 5 hours ill eat kfc
corr emery is the goat of tinpot tournaments ill tell you what: put him in the fa community shield and its over before it begins
really like when a girl bumhole is white and soft
>>221675842Sorry forgot this place is virgin central
>>221675843work in the morning?
Playing a bit of the 'nite
>>221675862grow up
10pm has arrived, my delivery has not, cunt
>>221675564no she doesn't faggot
mad how people actually shagi wake up sometimes at 3 in the morning having an existential thought about thatits something so basic and fundamental yet so remote from my weird alien existence
>>221675028Fish and chips or a kabob shawarma...?You must choose one, the answer will determine your fate.
>>221675904Vile
Where is it then Where's the fucking Titchmarsh post
>>221675815his brains are scrambled eggs you can't trust what he says
men have kicked the ball and men will kick the ballthis is all ye need know in this life
that's an old lady
>>221675944was just noticing this as well
>>221675961literally me
>>221675961I'm gonna science the shit out of this
>>221675932Fish and chips
>>221675927atp just pay for it
>>221675904Why’s gran got her bum out then?
>>221675966What happened to the potential you had?
>>221675966>>221675976>>221675977cheeky nandos!
>>221675828i think that a blood stained mattress pulled from a jewish sewer base alongside a highchair lends credence the idea that jews (not all, some mystical sects amongst the ashkenazim, like chabad) do blood letting rituals with children. it’s really the most rational explanation than some obvious cope about soundproofing
do trannies think that we think theyre what they say they are or is it some sort of elaborate inside joke theyre all in onwhy does no one tell them that everyone knows
genuinely baffling how many people here think posting porn is some huge shocking event, imagine they're giggling to themselves thinking that someones scrolling by and saying "OH GOOD HEAVENS!" or something, ick
>>221675602>>221675773https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shomrim_(neighborhood_watch_group)>In Brooklyn, Shomrim has been accused of withholding information about suspected local child molesters.[44] One BSSP member acknowledged to the press that they maintain a file of suspected local child molesters, and some believe that this file includes the suspects' photos and the make, model and license-plate number of their cars. But Shomrim does not share this information with police due to the Torah prohibition against mesirah (informing on a fellow Jew to the non-Jewish authorities).
>>221675961been looking for new glasses to get. thank you literally me
my twink feet fucking STINK
>>221675745>people should just stay obese because rorke has a hunch or something
the 'ber 'ts order has been ordered. Mohamed Atta is flying in with my order now
For some reason since switching to firefox, images on 4chan don't load all the wayQuite irritating to say the least
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?*does a gay noncey voice*We doooo, we dooooo.....
utv
>>221676032Those are tropes and canards!Get the Iranian migrants settled in Kansas!
>>221676097yeah that pic above yours did the same to medogshit browser
>>221675854he aged well? is that what it means
>>221675994money init
>>221675996frittered it away
white people be like>im an introvert>here's my 13 year old son, he's trans
bizarre uptick in antisemitism here
>>221676132>lookalikeyeh maybe after the crashnah just kidding that wasn't nice
>>221676097same happens to me and also after a while my ability to right click goes away. Firefox has fallen off in the last few years
wish I had black friends
Six years have passed since that horrendous incident...
>>221676160Wish my black friends could take a joke
explaining the concept of lettuce to americans
>>221676080Rorke won't like this
>>221676117yeah same, that's why I mentioned itannoying as fuck>>221676157only on here?
>>221676097it could be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_loading but the browser is also getting worse by the day>>221676149bants though
>>221676173being overtly racist and then saying that it was a joke isnt funny we arent stupid
Me arse is black but the rest of me’s white
daily reminder that you have no free will or control over your thoughts whatsoever and consciousness is a black box
>>221676179burger king foot lettuce
>>221676171You'll find another guy. Don't worry.
>>221676209reddit
>>221676179good product that i'd buy it
>>221676202they take it too far and call it banter
>>221676038/brit/ lining up to lick them clean
I went out with a housemate one night who was obviously into me but I couldndnt seal the deal and several weeks later heard he getting shagged next room by someone my life is full of chock humiliations like that
>>221676202>we aren't stupid lol
>>221676202
>>221676202>we arent stupidno, you are a pasty gay belgian man with a 10 centimetre cock
>>221676228indeed
Health insurance for dogs
Who remembers eating crisp sandwichesIf you do, you know you're old school
We all struggle with substance abuse here right? Not just me surely
>>221676228When I am shagging closeted homosexuals
OK I will wank to the Onlyfans granny!!
>>221676224do you consciously control anything in your body ie heart pumping, blood flowing through your vains, bladder movements? no. so why would your brain (your thoughts) be any different
>>221676250bizarre post
>>221676097Works on my machine
you think you're the shitbut you aint even the fart
>>221676287baddie id sniffer her shid and fards hehe
>>221676273I'm determined to believe in free will so it's pointless to argue with me
All the brown/black guys I know make racial jokes, it' so fun. It would be awkward not to.
>>221676255Would say I've abused them but haven't struggled quitting them
>>221676228it's not banter, i'm just pointing out evil and you are desperately coping
actually after he got upset at someone for criticising the iphone, i've started to think ziedy really is black
my face a 10 my body teaeverything natural im petite And I got some pretty feet
>>221676311he most certainly isnt
>>221676255Practice makes perfect lad
>>221676311he's south asian
>>221676311he is mixed10cm en dun LBCnun he cud do
>>221676278probably shouldn't have admitted to it if you didn't want us to make fun of you for it
>>221676299do you think the mentally disabled / clinically retarded have free will?
bratty bellingham calling apple support because his airdrop didnt work flawlessly first try
>>221676278You're not black ziedy. I think that's pretty well established.
/brit/ more like /git/
>>221676171dicks out for harambe
i have quite enjoyed the belgian lately.
>>221676336mental how gay you are
>>221676335I'm determined to believe that
threads are fast todayx
>>221676097Speccy bam
Does ziedbelg even come up with new things anymore? His gimmick is stale af
>>221676336You need to kill yourself
>>221676359his only support comes from wogs and trannies
>>221676332i never said that>>221676346im not ziedy, you can find him im the dutch thread
>>221676335let me check>>221676336yo do you have free will?
any niggers in
>>221676370He's started calling Jude Bellingham "bratty" and he will now hold a fairly normal conversation for a while denying his other behaviour.
Didn't mean that as a brag, I didn't abuse the hard ones, I'm sorry.
>>221676361free will to do what lmao? spend their existence sitting in a chair and drooling on themselves all day
>>221676423>>221676423>>221676423
>>221676364we quicktapping dem captchadems xsubmity button tek it
>>221676237>who was obviously into meyeah obviously mate
>>221676421I'm determined to believe that, so I don't have the free will to change my mind. Sorry.
>>221676135That's not the way I see it. Some people are conceived and born on the ladder and the moment they get spat out their mum's poonany their parents make them climb the ladder high and higher it's an endless cycle. Those people are destined to be Alexanders, some people however are not born on the ladder and they are destined to become Diogenes.Tell me my good, lad. We're you born on the ladder? We're you destined to become Alexander or Diogenes?
