right then
thats me on the tequila Issin Tit

tim

the belgian has been amusing. his posts are much more creative now and he responds to other people. i'll take him over heatherpaedo's mindless spam which I never thought I'd say

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>tfw no latex gf

Mad how some days you have lads fighting over what early thread to use and somedays the new gets posted at 335

did the clocks change? I thought it was midnight

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
AGAIN

if you had the option would you have american-style teeth

just embarassed myself in front of the chinese man. bloody hell

mad how there are people who think clinically retarded paraplegics have "free will"

leftypol rubbing his hands with glee on his way to the women's prison because he said he's a woman until he sees his cellmate is a bigger bloke in a wig and lipstick

right well that's the tex posted

>>221676447
I do this, don't care for latex though, prefer naked, ready for a sniff.

>>221676445
has always replied to people desu
it breaks character tho and ruins his gimmick

Going to a small-ish festival this weekend. Time to put everything I've learned about picking up and shagging women from here to the test!

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Ahhahah

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I’d tongue Emma Watson’s asshole as she farts.

UN FORESTERO

had an absolute zinger and not a single (You) for it can you adam and eve it

>>221676453
they're better than turkey teeth

Arguing for determinism is self refuting because it posits a discursive space where a rational agent has the capacity to consider a statement and accept or reject it. Determinism is the philosophy of an adolescent aiming to impress, refuting a libertarian conception of will almost no one subscribes to.
Will simply is that ability to accept or reject, the determinants simply provide the context of choice.

>>221676448
for me it's when three new threads get posted simultaneously long after the bump limit

>>221676473
s

>>221676479
Good luck lad

>>221676480
How many times you gonna fucking post this

>>221676437
just wanted to give a little thumbs up to this post

>>221676423
drip drip

>>221676495
What's the fucking point

>>221676492
fuck of nerd

>>221676480
not going to lie its taylor coming off as the freak here, disagreeing makes you a taylor (insult) by the way

>>221676492
why does not believing in free will imply im a determinist lol? reality isnt 2 dimensional (free will vs linear determinism)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocausality

He's photoshopped Nigel Farage into the milk

>>221676472
Guess people without legs refute the existence of the ability to walk then too.

>>221676473
leftypol running through the corridors of the prison while dramatic music plays, making the horrible discovery that all the other prisoners are blokes too

>>221676492
was just saying this down the massive incel bar

Had to explain to Mum why I laughed when she bought Cravednale today

You carry the same blood as us it seems

>>221676445
He always replies, for example, when you remind him that hes on /brit/ on a friday night
Always comes up with an excuse though :/

>>221676539
Okay, that's fine, I have no beef with you then x

>>221676384
im a believer of partial free will. the idea of “partial free will” rejects both extremes: that humans are completely free, or that everything is totally predetermined

it suggests that your choices are heavily shaped by things you never chose: genetics, upbringing, trauma, culture, instincts, circumstances, even unconscious processes. these set the boundaries of what feels possible to you

but within those limits, you still have some agency. you can reflect, resist impulses, change habits, learn, and slowly redirect yourself.

so free will is neither absolute nor nonexistent. it is conditional, limited, and uneven real enough to matter, but never fully independent from the forces that shaped you

>>221676544
nigel in the milk, nigel in the beans where will he appear next?

gimmickposters actually don’t have free will

Rorke fingering his boypussy maniacally to the scene in the Cromwell film when Charles I enters Parliament

>>221676563
his friends have just been busy
every friday for the last 3 years

>>221676582
yeah i'm not reading that you great mong

genuinely staggering you people are talking about ziedy as if you don't have him filtered

>>221676582
cuck

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>>221676445
alri Kris

>>221676603
would’ve been a based cavalier me

>>221676610
wtf is going on here?

>>221676622
corrspaff

mad how pooey arsed I am tonight

>>221676604
then why did you ask? bit immature

>>221676605
i'm rawdogging 4chan not using any of your gay little addons

>>221676631
leftypol's strongest bwarrior

>>221676545
Not really because the ability to walk can be observed, the concept of "free will" has never been proven by anyone

>>221676638
*raises eyebrows*

Was watching a film and a midget come on and me and my dad started talking about how we'd love to batter him and throw him about and kick him all that and Mum got the ump and tried to lecture us about how hard they have it and then stormed off when we laughed
No I've never shagged her up the arse

>>221676651
I don't understand how this happens

I think I’m weird because that thing in America where they go in really tight caves looks fun as fuck to me

just skimmed through this
>>221672317

>>221676622
looks like a teddy bear, do you wank to those too

#freewill

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Well that's me off to Wembley Stadium on Saturday waheyyy

>>221676659
the perfect day...

>>221676666
want an award?

>>221676605
I don't even have his reply stubs

>>221676661
Mental illness + porn addiction

>>221676638
Mihai would have loved to eat your arse.

DTFIC is considered one of the coolest posters in /cum/
>>221676256

sir rosenior whipping hole in ones in nova scotia
waspy katy love his accent over there

sex and relationships is now completely alien to me
you might as well be talking about landing on pluto
actually that sounds more realistic

Get the Sexy grandmas posted..

>>221676666
I'll visit them when they make the non Dasha new.
>>221676695
grim

right so Charles I was king prior to the republican period when we killed him. but then we brought the monarchy back and so his son was the new king, Charles II. and then now we have Charles III??!! when will we have Charles IV then????

ipse manu quatiens ostendit ab aethere nubem.

if i didn’t think men would continue to kick the ball then im not sure i could go on

>>221676712
we know mate you already blogged this 10 minutes ago
bore off

>>221676715
I do this, it's quite hard.

Just crossed the Rubicon

never been told to bore off me, not a boring bastard you see

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>>221676742
not on mate

>>221676723
you just recounted a perfectly comprehensible sequence of events but then acted shocked about them

Was thinking about picking up the classic RTS Rome: Total War II but it's 60 dollars and I don't like RTS games. I guess I'll buy it though, fuck it. Why would I not buy it? Seriously.

got him riled up didn't I

biomass drowning off coast of brighton

>>221676760
alright then bore o-
…nah I can’t do it you fascinate me

>>221676661
take a man and strip him of all dignity, honour and responsibility
then teach him that he is evil for the colour of his skin
then have him consume countless hours of mkultra material to reinforce that effect and internalise the futility of his situation through catharsis (bonus points if he has autism, for reasons i have yet not deeply delved into)
and now give him the simulation of community to validate all of 'his' choices

and boom, you have neutralised a potential dissident and prevented his rebellion

>>221676742
well there's no bloody going back now is there?

>>221676778
that's literally 90% of posts on /brit/

>>221676791
leftypol putting his scuba diving lessons to use

>>221676790
he's on the ropes, ready for the taking. you're man enough to finish this, right?

>>221676788
The only RTS game I got into was Red Alert 2. Great game.

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It’s undignified

>>221676801
mental health

>>221676742
But it's in Italy, and you're in Great Britain. There's a lot of water between you and northeastern Italy, are you sure it was the Rubicon? It might have been the Forth.

>>221676801
Doesn't he have friends or family, also posting stuff like this online for everyone to see.

>>221676649
wow you're such a hardman wading through dozens of posts of heatherpaedo and ziedys schizobabble. actual freak behvaiour

yanks quote and reference the sopranos like it’s scripture

>>221676801
He's just a cuck. You can pour jewslop on my brain all day and I'll never do what that guy does in his spare time. There's much worse content of him pretending to eat shit out of his toilet wearing a pig mask. He should be removed from the internet and confined to a mental hospital.

>>221676742
think you're supposed to drink them mate :/

>>221676827
it was the river yealm

Any River Stort man in

>>221676827
*heems you*

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HAHA KEK

>>221676841
I only see brits and euros posting sopranos memes. It's kind of old news over here, especially with Gandolfini dying and the really bad attempt at a sopranos film afterwards.

took a larger sip than i intended to
*drunkenly sways in the middle of the thread embarrassing myself for all to see*

bellingham wearing orange blossom fragrance in bed now

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the aston villas kicked the ball

who actually controls the British crown, lads

>>221676892
Israel

>UK job vacancies tumble to five-year low

leftypol be like: get another 10 million of them in

>>221676892
No one
Not like they do anything worthwhile or have any power
Not worth controlling

daily reminder that "science" is about as reliable as voodoo and nothing is provable and the pharmacy AND medicine industry shill poison

>>221676869
>It's kind of old news over here
do you think it took decades to make it across the atlantic or something? my parents watched it when it came out in 1999

>>221676876
big meeting with Scotiabank board of directors tomorrow?

I want Tottenham to go down so badddd it would be hilarious

GINGA GUNGA

>>221676902
poo sputtering

>>221676880
losing my mind over how it went in the net

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>>221676892
you know who..

>>221676849
Taking a little rip along the A38 were you? A cheeky little spin across Devon?

>>221676932
why

>>221676918
not really though you just made that up

>>221676925
no thats sir rosenior
bellingham meeting up with some fashion director for his next photoshoot

>>221676865
I wish you wouldn't. I have so many things to be conscious for.

>>221676918
kind of

just let it go rorke

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>>221676892

>>221676920
I fink yookay is like Afghanistan where they've just discovered Fats Domino and poodle skirts

>>221676944
...yh

>>221676742
Right well, that's the die cast then isn't it?

>>221676970
this image obliterated thousands of unc minds

Piehead meltdown spamming images of Tim the nonce

>>221676976
Haven't been for a while. I like that drive.

nice to hear that work shy baldy bastard who likes getting pegged got on his private jet and went to Istanbul to watch football. I thought could he not just watch it at home from his palace but no of course not he deserves a holiday after all he works so fucking hard aye

hearing reports that the ginga has gunga

>>221676823
as far as we can tell from your posts you grew up in a broken home, or at least without a father
if you had had a normal, well-adjusted childhood that was not seemingly bogged by racial humiliation (or at least, what you perceived to be) from the start, perhaps you'd have had more of a chance
but then, your autism might still have led you down the same path, so who knows?

>>221676829
these males tend to be seriously alienated, but humiliation might well be part of the 'kink'
you might find them on twitter, seeking out others in the fetish specifically to blackmail them

>>221676843
well yes some are more inclined to this than others
it would be interesting to see why some autistic brains take the HRT route and others become third reich supporters
in the case of the guy in the pic though, that sounds like there are other mental factors to be had that would likely have sent him in a bad way regardless
but this pipeline remains, for anyone so disposed to fall down it

>>221676944
right you're not allowed to know about the A38 and Devon

>>221676993
How tight is your arse hole? Let's test it

changed my mind and retreated back over the rubicon

>>221676993
Where? I only see one

>>221676993
vocaroo uploaf tonight?

Just crossed the Boobiecon

impossible to tuck yourself in

>>221676993
So what was the big news?

yeah that motorway that looks like literally any other british motorway is good innit

am the night shift. Here to relieve you

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>>221677018
that's what that russian dude did

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>>221677043
false

>>221677050
yeah motorway is it?

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>unloaf

>>221677064
that's the umbunny

>>221677018
no mate it's too late

it's too fucking late

Have to order some butter

deport the biomass motherfuckers

>>221677064
AI video

>>221677083
Some weird sex thing is it

Granberg made me a lasagne the other night but I couldn't eat it because she left the lid half on and it spilled all over the bag ffs
Feel really bad now because I'll have to lie

The Irish
They're good at making butter

>>221677003
He was married with children, a police officer and a Trump voter before going nuts and ditching it all to post bizarre content online. Some people say he suffered a brain injury, I can't validate whether that's true or not.

just crossed the lilt

>>221677090
dont say things like that it makes me feel sad

>>221677071
he's famous

>>221677004
I wasn't really allowed to drive the bus either... but here we are, or rather were... there... Played Plymouth. The driver was a bit sleepy. It wasn't a long drive, then again not much really is there.

>>221677117
um the umbunny is a girl

>>221677091
No, I eat butter, I order it from a farm. Thinking of making steak pies next week maybe.

>>221677068
would have you face down in a puddle of your own piss if you took this tone with me irl

>>221677109
did a chuckle at this x

raping till the cows come home

this country is fucking shit
I’d even rather live in turkey or somewhere like that

>>221677144
You don't want to live in Turkey mate.

>>221677144
watch more travel vloggers
most of the inhabited world is a complete dump

>>221677128
In our country we have these things called supermarkets, you can just buy butter there

>>221677144
why don't you then?
it's not that hard to emigrate

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didn't know the Lilt name had been retired

>>221677156
have known a few people that lived in istanbul on western wages and it seemed like a pretty nice life desu

he didn't know

imagine walking back to your accommodation as a first year and you get shanked to death by biomass

>>221677162
I don’t speak Turkish
I’m also not Turkish, why would I want to go live somewhere where I will be seen as a foreigner for the rest of my life
>>221677156
It’s better than here
>>221677159
Don’t need to watch that shite I’ve travelled all over the world mate

Nice night for a walk, but I will have the looming toil on my mind which would completely ruin it.

>>221677160
Yeah I know, but this butter is better and I get a discount when I buy in bulk.
>>221677181
Yeah Instanbul can be nice, I do want to visit for the food, I like Turkish food.

Rorke looking in the mirror, noticing his arse appears to be getting chubbier, and feeling mixed emotions about this fact

any rapedchads in

>>221677216
giwtwm

>>221677203
you complain a lot don’t you

>>221677203
>Nice night for a walk
wash day tomorrow? nothing clean, right?

rorke hitting his daily fibre goals just before the clock strikes midnight

>>221677198
>live somewhere where I will be seen as a foreigner for the rest of my life
ktim

>t. dual citizen

>>221677203
at this time?
where would you go?

>>221677216
rorke trying to desperately squint his eyes while wanking to his own reflection so he sort of looks like a girl and it isnt bent anymore

>>221677241
big up luton!

>>221677200
heterochromiaberg

i can't let you take the man's wheels son

>>221677233
Not particularly.

>>221677236
alri Terminator biker gang

>>221677246
Just around

used to want to shag my cousin so badly

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>>221677268

BRITISH CULTURE

>>221677100
young men are not the only ones subject to complete demoralisation apparently
there is certainly more than a single angle to the fetish if we get down to it, and although the more 'left' oriented adherents like to deflect their own presence through some freudian accusation against 'right wingers' to inhabit all of it (which is clearly not the case), there is still a contingent of those from the 'far-right' to mainstream conservatism who embrace the fetish one way or another
if anything, i'd say their acknowledgement of, and despair at the current situation of the west lends them more to picking up this interest, as that is what most of the material tries to play into

>>221677274
horny bastard :P

mad really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVpiPTyiM

>>221677284
why are they so mad

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>>221677100
>He was married with children, a police officer and a Trump voter before going nuts and ditching it all to post bizarre content online
NO way...this guy has children and was married?!?! Jesus Christ....

>>221677284
ummyberg

I have another exam tomorrow

>>221677284
janny solos, easy

When I see a foreign flag, in my mind it is a celebrity from that country

remember that chap few years ago, forget his name, went up everest without any oxygen
when he came back down they all asked him 'why'd you go up there to die?' he said 'i didn't, i went up there to six seven'

>>221677308
FOLC

wanking my obese green willy

Right, well. That's a noun then isn't it?

Right, well. That's me meta posting then isn't it?

>>221677284
Not allowed

>>221677293
she was so fit tho. we did snog once

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>>221677320

I'm sorry but God isn't real ok

people see someone delete a post quickly to avoid a ban and then say ‘janny really had his finger on the trigger there!’
annoys me

>>221677305
It could happen to you

idea: psyop online freaks into injecting saline into their cocks to make them bigger

>>221677366
might be a laugh...

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portland more like pengland

>>221677284
jannard not taking prisoners tonight!

>>221677364
Not really, I don't even watch porn anymore.

>>221677349
Dara is that you!!

>>221677305
i could point you to one or two forums (you probably don't want to see them) of those types
some of this extends from / overlaps quite heavily with the swinging community, and that is likely an entry point into the, well, 'darker' stuff

never had any female cousins of similar age so i never was even slightly tempted
mums side cousins are all much older because she was the youngest
dads side cousins are all much younger because he was the oldest

>>221677349
Alright Kubrat Pulev

/brit/ starring Rick Moranis as Canadian Flag

>>221677382
cheeky little scamp

who the hell is rick moranis?

only two female cousins and both are very mannish, 90% certain one's a lezzer, the 10% is just the fact that she hasn't come out and might just be some sort of femcel

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>>221677385
lel
>>221677386
nah I get sad when I read that kind of stuff

Previously in Poo Wars:

in paki culture you can actually shag your cousin!!

>>221677408
Tim and Warwick Davis as you guys

>>221677424
fella from honey i shrunk the kids

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how can i do this movement without breaking my back

>>221677424
Zoom zoom

>>221677424
feed me seymour

>>221677100
he was probably hiding a chronic porn addiction for years ending (as porn addiction often does) in a humiliation fetish
there was some extremely dramatic change in his life - likely his wife leaving, possibly because of the porn addiction or possibly not - then he realised he could maximally engage his humiliation fetish by posting online, and now living alone he felt comfortable doing so

>>221677436
oh dammit

I grew up with my older cousin, i'd say she's attractive but I can't think of her in a sexual way. I am very thankful that she used to take me to the pool with her friends during summer.

>>221677446
well first of all mate you put the dildo in the wrong way,

Employed Woman has a hot little cocksucker voice

>>221677424
Shan't be calling you if there is something strange in my neighbourhood

watching some ricky gervais bloopers

>>221677446
do not become red and you should be ok

>>221677454
He was a hardcore Star Trek fan and nerd. They always end up being freakish homosexuals.

there'd be rick moranis shit everywhere

>>221677471
Listen to the commentary over his Politics standup with Robin Ince (Ricky Gervais & Robin Ince - Politics Commentary)
It's up there with the Xfm shows

>>221677424
a guy who looks like a creepy librarian

>>221677484
>It's up there with the Xfm shows
That's a hefty claim

>>221677424
some old lad who groomed his grandson to shove drugs up his arse to escape the police

>>221677428
sex lips

>>221677484
nice rare pull thanks
have you seen the David Brent Microsoft videos? only just found those

>>221677512
she's very charming, and hotter IRL

>>221677510
What movie was this?

watched project hail mary, was a very fun sincere movie
the ending where he goes back felt a bit redundant but besides that it was slick and good

>>221677501
It genuinely is up there
>>221677520
Yeah they're very good, watched them back when Google Video was a thing

>>221677446
CWLTSYC

>>221677454
there are those who engage in this with their wives though
they even take part in thed films they make with their wives, either as mere spectators or actually engaging with the man who has joined them

killing, butchering and eating paddington bear

>>221677533
catch me if you can perhaps

>>221667920
looks exactly like a redhead ruby granger

>>221677539
swear it had like five epic end-of-film climaxes
any ending was bound to feel redundant after all that

>>221677557
evil evil post

>>221677564
no it doesn't

>>221677582
*rapes your entire soul back to the putrid yank goblin chamber it was birthed from*

>>221677569
only the last one felt like that to me cause the stakes and his situation didnt really change

bruce and cody at it again

got my knob out

catberg keeps headbutting me

just wanna say the coronation street theme is an absolute banger if you can disassociate it from the soap opera telly shite

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>>221677603

>>221677170
new fanta version they rebranded it to tastes like shite, basically took all of the grapefruit tang out of it

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>>221677655
yoink his tail hehe

>>221677623
There was too much emotion so they had to give it a more quirky ending instead.

>>221677655
get him fussed

>>221677669
demolished that dozy face-blind twat

>>221677668
proper fainting on the couch after hearing about another great war ahh theme

Would love a cat but I'm frequently out of the city on weekends and don't want to leave the cat alone, also my mom and brother are allergic so they can't take care of it.

if you play guitar then you are a wanker!

>>221677701
have seen her spanked bum cheeks many times

>>221677717
take the cat with you