Barney Frank editionprevious: >>221678907
gock thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6oMwXXU_z4
why did Americans obliterate these cute animals?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTuADcNMrz0
alpha humor > zoomer humour
>>221681621That gay nigga is dead. Trump curse takes another one to the grave.
>>221681615>Check the polls, he's catching up quick to Konfederacja while PiS are struggling to close the gap with TuskPiS and Konfederacja will form a coalition against Tusk. They probably won't include Braun unless they absolutely need him.>>221681616But I have an OLED PS Vita why would I switch to a smaller worse screen with worse controls?
Left my sauerkraut on the counter to ferment. I'll check on it in a week.
Women don't like to dominate in bed. They would rather have a better career or earn more money than you and than you dominate them in bed. It's how female breadwinner relationships work for the most part.
>>221681674this but piss in a gatorade bottle
>>221681668So you can emulate other consoles and not limited to playstation
society is collapsing
hello cummies
I went to Calgary’s Chinatown and it was so Chinese. All the people were Chinese and the restaurants and the stores and even the street signs were chinese.
Mouth feels like I have herpes
>>221681690you voted for it.
>>221681689My PS Vita plays >PS1>PSP>PS Vita>GB>GBC>GBAIt also can do SNES and Genesis if I can bother to figure out how to get retroarch to work.
>>221681705How do you know that
Can't ever get rid of my PS4 because it still has the original version of Until Dawn which you can't get anymore after the demake. I'm still mad at my brother for getting rid of his which had PT installed.
>>221681720How did they fuck up the remake
>>221681701How typical. Can't go anywhere these days without seeing some minorities. Did you pick up some fresh duck vaginas to eat?
Tomorrow might make more fermented pickles. Ran out today
Was thinking of getting a pinball machine but goddamn these things expensive, like $15,000 USD for a pinball machine! The state of this fucking country!
>>221681719I have access to voting records and 4chan's user database.
>>221681701Fun fact. Many China towns are as old as Canada, as they were founded by Chinese railroad workers who didn't return to China after their contracts. Same reason why a lot of dry cleaning and laundry is Chinese owned. They picked a business Whites didn't want to do as to not compete with local businesses.
I am a minority
>>221681739you can play pinball on your phone for free.
>>221681735How long did you ferment them?
>>221681746Can confirm the laundry thing. My grandma was born in 1930 and she told me about a song they used to sing as kids called "Chinky Chinky Chinaman" and it was about washing clothes and how you'd have to yell at them to make sure they got your whites properly clean.
>>221681739>$15,000 USDThe entire enterprise of pinball machines at bars or restaurants, as well as most other arcade games, is based on a profit sharing arrangement between the company which owns the machines and the establishment which they are deployed.Basically, the local tavern with a pinball machine, likely doesn't own the machine and have an arrangement with an asset management company to host the machine.
>>221681736Hello fren
>>221681769Well I want to own one for my game room that I'm designing in my basement. It's going to be pure millennial kino with LED lighting, CRT TVs, assorted gaming consoles, and my Soy Wars memorabilia displayed.
>>221681736>>221681775I told you two to GET IN BED. Just because your mother isn't here anymore doesn't mean you get to make the rules.
Press F9 and something fun will happen.
I love the hustle and bustle
>>221681784Reddit is gonna LOVE the pics you post of it.
>>221681727they can't into lighting for a game that was like 5 years old
society is collapsing but it wouldn't be if the we had more progressive and liberal values
It's Leaf City
>>221681800I don't think Reddit would like me very much I have opinions that would upset them greatly. I will post some pics for /cum/ once I get it all finished, likely won't be until later this year.
>>221681764They were out for like 4-5 days before I put them in the fridge
the goys
America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the First Battle of Antietam, I mean when a neoconservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.
i'm jewish and trans and out of your league
>>221681804PS always has really nice graphics, it's just a shame the controller has always been such a horrible piece of shit.
I asked
>>221681830Miller-esque post
>>221681830You're trying to steal the Slovenian's gimmick!
See that's the worst we got is uh Jemima's witnesses
>>221681730I enjoyed a Tsingtao >>221681746That’s actually very interesting. It’s a cool area. Feels like a different city.
>>221681830I miss current year man posting
>>221681854You mean Jehovah
you niggas are boring the hell out of everyone, cum is dying
>>221681873>like 20 posts in the past 10 minutesStfu bro
>>221681873Can you lick my ass
>>221681873
TEST
>>221681873it's /cum/ not /cumb/ you smug fuck
>>221681860I got to cuddle with a horse once. It was nice.
>>>/gif/30675976fappingtonshire-under-seine
>>221681775hey>>221681789aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>221681873they hated him because he spoke the trvke
this nigga posting gay shit again smdh
>>221681873Old cum was a namefag and tripfag general, now it's just incel blog posting It was never good
What are your thoughts?
Still the GOAT of controllers.
>>221681903BBC x white tranny is kino
>>221681942truuue
>>221681907how're things going?
craving gyros
>>221681945
>>221681953a okay
and it was all yellow
If I only couldI'd make a deal with godAnd get him to swap our places Be running up that roadBe running up that hillBe running up that building
*sucks teeth*
>>221681965good to hear
>>221681967see >>221681701
>>221681945>>>/gif/30680487Posted another one for you in case you haven't spaffed yet
>>221682000stop it
>>221681967Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and everything you do
Urine feels so warm leaving my penis
He's talking to himself now
RIP to the original barneyfag
disgusting fags
mlp whatever happened there
>>221682015Have u ever peed on a girl or had a girl pee on you? Its so much warmer than I thought.
>>221682012is that part of the song? that song is just a meme in my mind because when i went to a wedding it was playing everywhere, i think its a really bad song
low quality gocks
>>221681984and you?
Hairy Twatter and the Jizzner of Plapkaban
I peed my pants once. It was very hot literally
>>221682045tired and hungry
Imagine a helicopter microwave
>>221682064Helicopter penis
>>221682035Yeah, it's an okay song. Their best album is Rush of Blood to the Head though.
>>221682055pant pissing videos don't violate Youtube's TOS and there's a plethora of them on there
Whoa...
>>221682061why?
found ten bucks on the floor at toil
>>221682090Deep
>>221682090both of them die for jews, just in different ways.
Test
>>221681975
It's time for me to do the needful (trim my pubes and shave my beard(
icles
Playing dark forces 2 again
>>221682137Congratulations you have entered phase two
>>221682147did that the other day
>>221682152>We will never get another Kyle Katarn gameFuck this gay earth
>>221681701very small chinamantown that one. there is a large chinaman population in calgary though and their unofficial chinatown is around the residential districts north of 16th ave clustered around center street.
Planning on getting my hair cut on my birthday
>>221682179Good Disney would make it shit and have some black girl boss cuck katarn
love visiting the chinatown in SFvery comfy
i very rarely see asian people at all though i dont get out much, tend to see them at the mall more than anywhere else
>>221681649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1BqloKgklk
>>221682204Supposedly you have a decent Japanese population
thinkin about trans tucker carlson.....
>bald bearded soimanshan't be watching
I hope it rains tomorrow
I don't fap to gay porn im not gay
I wish it ever rained here
>>221682188some people get hair cuts once a week.
>>221682215its a big country, the next city over has more of them
https://youtu.be/YWIggoWSnTgHow bout some 'core then
>>221682230I do it every three months
cry more
it's weird how we're all straight but we agree that gay porn is way hotter than straight porn
>nightcore
>Lets see what /tv/ is posting about. >>>/tv/220641331
Who's we?
>we agree that gay porn is way hotter than straight porn
I find straight (male on tranny) porn hotter
>>221682260residents of Ontario.
So hot outside tonight I suffer in Florida
>>221682320niggas be gay
How do you pronounce colonel
>>221682320Nigrous Zesticous Forma Bebe
>>221682319saw some reddit post about some guy in Florida went away for 2 months and left his AC off and when he got back the apartment was literally filled with mold everywhere.
>>221682340cawlunull
>>221682350It's pronounced kernel
>>221682340kernel
rare GEM recommended on /mu/repeatGOOD recommendation from /mu/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQE29az48gM
>>221682348This happened to me with a basement apartment in Ottawa. Landlord blamed me and I had to clean it myself.
>>221682359shut it, frenchie
>>221682340colon L
>>221682370why would a basement get mold? It's supposed to be colder underground.
I’m like the Phantom Thread guy I need my wife to also be my mommy
>>221682378Thought that was gonna end with>i need my wife to also be blacked
>>221682387Nah I don’t get the black guy thing, I think you need to live around them maybe. All’s I got here is chinese and brown.
>>221682319its hot here in California too
>>221682364Been listening to them for agesGive derelicts a listen too
Sup fags
>>221682416>mid 80's>hot
Night night fags
>>221682364I've known of this album for years.>>221682433Grim. Do you live in Arizona or smth
>>221682436FUCK no, I ahte the desert
drinking milk
Looking at myself in the ring camera I walk so autistically Lord have mercy
>>221682449enjoy your cancer in 20 years.
Drinking beer.
>>221682466
THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL
>>221682464milk isn't a carcinogen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZMloK5W1W8sometimes Australians make really cool music
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
Bub games kino?
>>221682473that doesn't mean it won't cause cancer.No animals consume milk after infancy.
If you could change your race would you? I would become a brahmin I'm sick of being a white mleccha subanimal
>>221682493why would I want to be any race other than white?
>>221682493I would become a wigger
>>221682493I would be one of those good looking Koreans that do Kpop.
Forgot to save a good porn video from another board and now I forgot which thread it was in.
In "My Neighbor Totoro", children are taught the lesson that it's okay to touch and befriend an extremely dangerous wild animal
>>221682521
>>221682521Well once you find it post it here bro
>>221682521Was it the /gif/ eternal thread perchance
Another epic night of jerking off
>>221682528videos on /gif/ usually have sound and you can't post them outside of the board.
>>221682521when you find it share it with the thread
Trump’s tax deal is amazingThe acts of an innocent man
>>221682554Found it here you go >>221682000
going to a ball game seems really bad, like you can barely see whats happening from so far away at an odd angle compared to watching on tv, not that im interested in ball games
>>221682573This but concerts and also musicians sound worse live mostly
just got the ick
abysmal thread rn
Was binge watching Home and garden tv yesterday, they aired this British garden makeover show hosted by this sexy redhead Irish woman.This one garden expert lady taught her how to plant a potted plant outside and had her dig the hole.She wore sandals and what do you know they gave us this amazing close up shot of her cute Irish toes pressing down on the shovel.I likey likey!!!
>>221682573I've been to several NFL games and it's very easy to see what's happening even from the nosebleeds.Baseball is harder
>>221681646>why did Americans obliterate these cute animals?Their population has actually recovered quite a bit, they've even established a large population here in Arizona in the grasslands above the Grand Canyon. It's because they've actually benefitted quite a bit from climate change and desertification.And yes, I love them immensely. They're one of the truly all-American animals like the Eagle or the Turkey.
>>221682594Are you a dad yet? Or was the baby aborted
>>221681646Why did Canadians?
>>221682596I went to a baseball game a week or so ago and it was easy to follow, but god damn I swear the ballpark USED to have the strikezone on the scoreboard, now its just worthless player stats like height and whether they bat lefty or right taking up half the board
>>221682603>all-American animals like the Eagle or the Turkey>all-American>all those animals exist in Canada too???????????I get what you're saying though I guess. They're pretty iconic North American fauna.
>>221682616Looks like a lil dinosaur.
>>221682671haha
>>221682662>I get what you're saying though I guess.They're animals with a lot of cultural value in the U.S to where they're truly defining icons of the U.S and North America more broadly. I know that they're in Canada too and have a bit of cultural value there as well but they're some of the animals that people from other countries immediately associate with the U.S.For Canada people internationally tend to think about beavers, salmon, and polar bears; which are also found in the U.S and in the case of beavers we have way more of them than you guys.
Imagine life as a Filipino
>>221682613She’s still due mid June and that hasn’t changed since we first got the due date from our doc!!
>>221682493Idk man I really like being an old-stock White. I'd probably go for Japanese, Black American, or Jewish for various different reasons.
>>221682752getting sovl chills.
>>221682616it was british people who did whereas you guys were always americans.
POV: my wife didnt bring me a beer when I came home from work
just got accused of being Korean in another thread
>>221682728The bison should have been America's national animal.
>>221682825fuck
>>221682829My Dad has a tattoo of a turkey on him because he read Benjamin Franklin's arguments for the turkey being the national bird when he was younger and agreed with him in a tongue in cheek sort of way.
the mattress fits in the back of my rav4 but i need to find something to put under either my head or my butt depending on how far up I put the back seats when folded downalso might need to get a second mattress because i can definitely feel everything through the one I haveeither way its not bad and my chop saw and welder will fit in too, but I probably need to cushion around the chop saw so I don't bash my elbow on it while sleeping
I've got a massive crush on one of my professors, and she's sadly married and has kids.But I do want to tell her how I feel. :(.She rejected me from being her PhD student due to a lack of funding so I've had to join another University now sadly. How do I go about it without being idk weird.I'm graduating soon, and will likely never see her again, just wanted to idk tell her I really enjoyed her lectures and think she's super smart and yeah. I don't know. Maybe buy some gifts like some wine and biscuits. She's a massive fun of biscuits and has a lot of them in her office and always offers me some.I've worked with her for the last academic year, and we meet quite frequently alone, maybe for 2 hours a week, every teaching week and a few times in the holidays. Honestly this work we did together is what got me into the PhD programme. I'm going to seriously miss her and the work we did. She also complimented my muscles and is also into working out.This is like the first girl that's been kind, professional and has treated me so well. Idk though, we haven't done anything beyond this, and I was always mindful to be polite and not make her uncomfortable. I never complimented her on her looks or clothing for example.We also talked a lot about our lives, and she mentioned being a fan of chess, complained to me about motherhood and how hard it is to balance everything and so on. Not sure how to feel, I think she was just being friendly.Or should I just not like do this and just send a thank you for teaching me email??? I might see her at conferences after I join a PhD programme as well work on the same topic and she is a chair. Not sure what to do, sort of know this is inappropriate though.Her being extremely attractive and fit doesn't at all help. I think I should keep it to myself, maybe just send an email saying thanks. Wish I was born a bit earlier. :(.How do you handle this? I haven't had a crush this intense for about a decade. Not joking.
Eating spring roh so yummy lah
>>221682922eggwuh!!
Go to sleep little goyim its late
thread just died so i think i'll hit the gooncave
Cleveland used to look...nice??
>>221682932What time is it in Israel right now
>>2216829529 amWhat time is it in Canada?
Okay guys I'll admit it, I copied that post from reddit
wait...some nigga REALLY had to google "how to murder someone with a hammer" like isn't that...self explanatory?
>>221682962Time for you to get a watch
>>221682962I think he's in Alberta which has the same time as me so it's 11:27 rabbi
>>221682962Almost half past three in the morning where I'm at
>>221682976he just needed a brush up on the technique
>>221682932
>>221682994>>221682985So indecisive...>>221682982I'm keeping a watch on you hah
>>221682946>Cleveland used to look...nice??Apart from the river of industrial waste running through it that caught fire multiple times yeah it was pretty OK, it was sort of like Chicago with Hungarians instead of Italians.
>>221682985PST it's 11:30pm. alberta is one hour ahead.
>>221682207Wild that people like him exist and even more wild that people actually follow him.
>>221681901Kill yourself, clopper.>>>/mlp/
>>221682976blahpipo be like "damn another break-up, how do i murder them this time"
>>221683018>PST it's 11:30pm.My state doesn't do daylight savings so we technically have Pacific Time this time of year. We're like California's asscheeks.
>>221683051What state lad?
>>221683008how would you know?
jerma doing scrandle shit making me hungry mane
>>221683068Oh i know it's Arizona!
heard jerma trans'dhappy for her
>>221683068>What stateArizona. Only other state without Daylight Savings is Hawaii so it's not a partisan thing. Surprised it hasn't become more of an issue frankly given almost everything else is.>>221683082>how would you knowI like M*A*S*H a lot and one of the best characters is an Arab guy from Ohio who is very passionate about his state
>>221683111Two state solution in the MidwestArabs get Ohio Jews get Pennsylvania Where's my peace prize
>>221683111>BC recently set our clocks to permanent PDT>the Sun sets at nine o'clock on the summer solsticeThis is exactly why I liked daylight savings, the Sun set at like 10pm. Fuck these assholes. Who had the shitty idea that daylight savings time was a bad thing?
>>221683123>Arabs get Ohio Jews get PennsylvaniaIt'd make more sense for them to get Michigan, Dearborn is the Arab and Muslim capital of the U.S and has been since the late 1800s.You guys would get Illinois, picrel is their governor.MN has a lot of Jews too though, we have the Coen Brothers and Bob Dylan who are probably some of the most respected and beloved Jews in the U.S culturally speaking.
Does anyone want to clip my toenails for me
>>221683171He's a big guy
>The jew pokemon>his shiny is goldheh
>>221683189for you
>>221683200how did they get away with this
Guess it's not PST no more it's PDT. My mistake. I literally only looked up how daylight savings works just now LOL.
>>221683223Bro??
>>221683223I let them cause I'm a nice guy
*slaps lips*aye yo, wha dey meen by dis
Cat is walking on top of me
>>221683258
>>221683258Its supposed to look like the rock mushroom from mario galaxy
>>221683140>Who had the shitty idea that daylight savings time was a bad thing?when alberta government announce they were going to go ahead and do permanent dst i looked around on social medias to see what the reaction was. the only social media site that was heavily against the idea was reddit. reddit didn't like that the government did this despite a referendum on it five years having lost by 50.2% vs 49.8% because democracy. they didn't like that it was dst instead of the standard mst alberta is only currently on four months out of the year in winter. reddit said schoolchildren will be killed by cars while walking to school in the dark. reddit does not like the current government administration as reddit prefers globocommie red or globocommie orange instead. the other social medias by and large support the move to permanent dst.
How much of a retard do you have to be to be groomed by 764 and the Sharty into being the world's shittiest terrorist
>>221683313The Sun is gonna set at like 3pm in the winter now. This shit sucks.
>>221683335you have it backwards
>>221683328Anyone who didn't finish school by the time covid got around was doomed, an entire generation obliterated.
>>221683328you talmbout dem messican troons who tried to kill dem jews and shot sum muzzies instead??
>>221683365I say that because I was part of the gen that got obliterated and I never wound up being that retarded, they never had any Father or Mother figures to keep them on the straight and narrow during those tough times I guess.
Try fapping with your non dominant hand once in a while
>>221683450No
>>221683450but then its harder to hold my phone
>>221683459I use the PS4 web browser on my tv
goodnight
Reading Lovecraft. Almost finished Ze Whisperer in Darkness.
>>221683535kino
I'm in love with a girl that doesn't care about me
>>221683559many such cases
>>221681739You're supposed to build your own from scrap plywood and 3d printed parts and an electronics kit that's still overpriced
I'm in love with a guy that doesn't care about me I'm in love with myself
>I'm in love with a guy that doesn't care about me>I'm in love with myself
>>221681873It's 2 am I'm here over my lunch break while working overnightWhat the fuck are you doingWhere is your successful /sam/ thread
Brown men aren't people
i cant anymore.
>>221683623holy shit sameI'm so boredthere is nothing to do
>>221683604Another Friday night, on the clock againWho the hell gets Wendy’s at 2AM?You’re all outwithyour friends, andyou’re having funI’m serving up slop‘till the night is doneI take it day by day, but it’s passing me byI know I could’ve been more, I know I’m wasting my timeThis all sucks, out of luck, and when I reach the endGo home, sleep it off, then I do it again>>221683579Thank you thank you I'm here all night folks
>>221682077Are you sure? They used toLink them if you're so sureNot the pedo ones or men though
Do you guys have any plans for memorial day or memorial day weekend
>>221683629You could read a book.
>>221683655I plan to try not to self harm
>>221683640Shelves don't stock themselves (yet)
>>221683604What do you do for work and how strict are they with lunch times? Is it like prison?
>>221683693Every store in the future will be vending machine-operated. Just like Japan.
>>221683676Good, don't do it or else you'll never get any bitches
I wanna kill everyone
>>221683660I'll do it when this album is overalbum just hit a peak I'm not bored anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a8oL48TVQw
NEVER FORGET
>>221683722Even me?
>>221683731>DCDBased, I think my third album is my favorite given it's them at their most goth: https://youtube.com/watch?v=0WRBSFHlEUs&
>>221683731>he can't read and listen to music at the same timePathetic.Also here: https://youtu.be/bWebqCRw7o4
>>221683743No
>>221683693I was there at one point too, retail sucks, stay strong buddy
Kill all the white man
>my third albumI'm retarded>>221683734I was actually talking about this with my family earlier. We watched an episode of Kojak about a psychotic WWII vet obsessed with building the perfect bombs so he could de facto extort the police for money as a contractor and I brought up that you don't see very many bombings in the U.S anymore. We came to the conclusion that it's probably because there's far less veterans and far less skilled terrorists, while smarter people my age much prefer assassination as their MO when it comes to direct action.
>>221683753yeah thats the one that got me into them, but I've grown to love their whole 80s output. haven't listened to anything from the 90s onward yet but I should, seems like those albums are popular on Spotify too>>221683754I have adhd so that would be quite hard. also it would dilute both experiences
>>221683788>haven't listened to anything from the 90s onward yet but I shouldIt seems interesting to me too given it seems like they went into more abstract and art-rock/prog territory. I just need to sit down and listen when I have the time and attention for it, I'm working my way through Janet Jackson's discography right now given I've been doing a deep dive into MJ and the Jackson family's music since the movie came out and there's been such a huge wave of mania surrounding them.
I'm Batman
>>221683908*Bane voice*No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>221683908Butt man*Hehehe
>>221683908Who would even play Canadian Batman? Brendan Fraser 25 years ago? Mike Meyers?
>>221683932Ryan Gosling
I'm actually Batman. I'm from New Jersey
>>221683979
>>221683991Really bro?
Non-gay, non-reddit edition right here>>221684018>>221684018>>221684018
