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Got fucked over by the timer.Chocoqveen edition i guess.
>>221682615>Chocoqveen edition i guess.
Incel morning /med/.
Hello medsters. Nice weather is back, 35° for the whole week
https://youtu.be/nTXDb_uA7uE?is=Rcztrj1IJ42D8bun
>>221682615Another L for /lgbt/
>>221682859Too much.TURN IT BACK
Catoids are sure impatient to eat.>>221682890Zased. I merely wanted to post my edish, better luck next time.
>>221682877Welcome back king.
>>221682877Welcome back knight.
Med more like mid hah
Chocoqt just entered the tramway. :3>>221682907If only we could, if only...
>>221682877He's here! How was jailtime, fren?
>>221682877Someone's ought to be punished.
What a delicious choco goddess.>>221682877Welcome back fren!>>221678783 I was a big RPG pro, then I missed a few years of proper RPGs when I turned into a map painter autist and my few neurons had to unwind with jRPGs instead.Played a huge library of japslop. The over the top style is fun and there’s no shortage of space stuff (many times, there’s space and medieval themes in the same game!)They’re definitely not high brow games, until you hit post game content at least.
>>221683403Jesus, she’s a 13/10.
prosciutto no longer on discount and im not sure what its real price iswill find out todayhope its reasonable
This new captcha is atrocious.>>221683339I've been better. >>221683403For sitting on the kitchen counter?
>>221683600For leaving us with Magyacel and his horrendous posts.
>>221683632It is not my fault that the wise all-seeing eyes cannot discern an obvious joke from a serious statement. I wish I was still that age, but no worries, I have aged eight years in a month.
>>221683737Did you appeal it? Nice to see you Maltanon
Good morning, sisters.zased edish>>221682877The legend is back.>>221683632Rude and uncalled for.
>>221683600holy shit he's back>>221683737I TOLD YOU JANNIES ARE EITHER AUTISTIC OR THEY USE A BOT FOR THIS
>>221682877kek
>>221683767No. If I did, I would've returned after three days. Appealing felt too pathetic, even for me.>>221683777It doesn't matter.
>>221683802you should try terra invicta
>>221683403Jesus Cristo>>221683600Glad you're among us fren>>221683632Kek
for me, its my (flat) spanish mid desuspaniards dont know how good they have it
If it had happened to me, I would have appealed with a link to a picture of my hairy cock and balls.Is that a 10yo genitalia, janster?
>>221683874Couldn't be more based. I missed you honest to god 10/10 takes. With Maltanon and you, /med/ is truly back
>>221683776TRVKE >>221676350
>>2216838874Idk who this is fr, not Brune (me)
>>221683906For >>221683887 achkually
>>221683874That woman is considered attractive here too, nobody would call her average.
Finally got a bit of respite from all the work that the Indians were loading on me, I hope this lasts for a minute but I'll have a meeting soon.
>>221683956I know that mongolian basket-weaving forum users are very picky
>>221683906>>221683919Well, it doesn't make it any less true. Just one more based flat lover to contend with>>221683956Agree>>221683973Gotta hate meetings
A little recap:On a personal level, not much really happened aside from the usual blues, and some other things like my parents and grandma, and other stuff which I won't mention, and attending the exhumation of my grandfather's remains to move them to the family grave. A somber morning, that one. I also managed to turn Asturias into Hispania, twice, but more on that later. On a less personal note, the rumours were true. I do not know if you've heard, but we're voting on the 30th. I was tempted to appeal when the prime minister announced it on TV, but ultimately didn't. That's all I can remember for now. Currently having PC issues to to spice things up further. Bonġu, by the way.>>221683830I don't recall hearing about it.>>221683875Haha, maybe I should've.
>>221684014jesus christ
>>221684014I saw that yesterday. Apparently it was announced nearly a month ago, so right after your ban ig
morning /med/>>221682877'come back!
>>221682877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXqMMYza4rk
>>221684014what a pretty face, too bad that she has those massive cow udders, which are a bit yucky, and that whorish tatoo. nice body otherwise. 7/10
>>221684100On the 27th, if I recall correctly - the Monday before 1st of May - so a week after my ban. My heart breaks seeing cute Labourite shills on TV (the TV is on their channel almost all-day long on a normal day, let alone during an electoral campaign). They fielded a couple for this campaign. Some seem to appear only during times like these.
>>221683888Really is a TRVKE o algoAlso check out these. Are they approved by big B himself to be gemmies or no?https://i.4cdn.org/int/1779233817893546.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1779183731572361.png>>221684014>we're voting on the 30thWill you vote for the chuddies?
ello lads>>221682877long time since I last saw you friend.
>>221683992If you zoom in you can see that her face is ugly, nice body though.
>>221684465First one is okSecond meh>>221684438You suffer
>>221684465I know who I am not going to vote, rather to whom.>>221684474Indeed. I assume you returned during my time in the digital jail.>>221684492I'd legit marry one of them.
>a cup of coffee being sold for 4€>touristoids are being tricked into thinking this is normalholy shit those fucking crookstourism area prices are an affront to God
Sexo with Black Kweenz.
>>221684474Boker or sir>>221684628I pay 3 euros for a cobbee in the shitalian 'taurant when I really want to drink a cobbee.I only get it rarely cuz obviously it's too expensive, but I really want to drink one before eating a 'za I just swallow my pride o algo and instead of kikemaxxing just buy it.
>>221684628I pay 4€ for my flat white too but it's really good
>>221684677t.>Voltaire a la réputation d'avoir été un grand amateur de café, et il fréquentait souvent le Café Procope. Il aurait eu l'habitude de consommer entre 40 et 72 tasses par jour.
>>221684573yes, it was a few of week ago, /med/ sure was incomplete without you, and I also miss libya anon, wherever he is.>we're voting on the 30thany party that wants to stall the concrete-fication? I remember you talked about it alot last time I was here>>221683874she is very cute, I remember I met a spanish girl on the tokyo metro back in my trip. I thought I heard her speaking hebrew so we started talking, she was cute and seemingly enjoyed our talk but was leaving the next day.if it was a romcom movie I would've offered her to go on a date and we'd have one romantic night adventure but it wasn't.>>221684674Jó reggelt mister
>>221684677>I pay 4€bruh...
@Brune, are you familiar with geneanum.com and hmml.org? I assume you are but I am asking anyway.>>221684749>libya anonYour guess is as good as mine.>any party that wants to stall the concrete-fication?Yeah, I suppose, and on both sides of the spectrum.
>>221684909Didn't know those websites at all in factsecond one seems very based
>>221684909Even PN, one of the big two parties, is talking something about an aesthetics policy.
>>221684938Interesting. I had the first one bookmarked for a long time, and found the second one recently through the first one. Recent events led me to do some exploration on the first site. Got some big news, if true.
>>221682599Need this
Magyarcels be like
>>221685026(the person in the thought bubble is himself)
>>221684964>Got some big newsYou have my undivided attention.I'd like to find a website where shitalians upload their trees, but it seems not as popular there
>>221684677it's impossible to justify a 4€ coffee, when all it is is dirty water with a splash of milk sometimes. i guess you also have to add the beans and the labor costs, but those are also negligible. the jews might be right after all, the goyim is dumb cattle that they have the moral obligation to exploit.
>>221685046if you look very closely the guy is already wearing pink panties, much like our magyar friend.
>>221685026well someone needs to proompt this again
>>221685201nvm, i'm retarded. it's (You) >>221685046who generated that 'lop.
>>221685058Well, perhaps calling it a "big news" was exaggerated. I say this with no confirmation whatsoever, as I lack enough information, but there is a small chance that my direct ancestors are Gozitan. Our current nonsense with trying to sell that house led me to the French website to look up some people involved, mostly out of curiosity, but then ended up looking up other people.
>>221685201good observation>>221685255>>221685338I didn't prompt it
Have to wait until tomorrow to goon, that would be 13 days, I have to resist Maltaposting.>>221685387You're owed a comfy place in Gozo now. Based.I wonder how far records go with all the piracy.
>>221685429In Gozo? I assume that there is a gap in the 16th century due to the raid of 1551. If what I am interpreting is true, then my father's side has not been in Malta for a very long time. I don't know, I need more information.
>>221685629Yeah, Gozo seems it seems to suffer particulary hardthought that raid happened more like first half 17th thoughmost records in France don't go mid 16th even without muzzies raiding
>>221685678Raiders were usually not after records.
>>221685831Yeah but burning shit igAnd like you search for your ancestors and he fucking vanished
>>221682877Welcome back brother! <3
>>221685863Fair. That French site has good date ranges. I was tracking the Gozitan ones via marriages up till somewhere in the 18th century. I only stopped because at one point the bride came up without a surname for some reason so I stopped there. Again, assuming these are indeed my ancestors.
>>221686066Btw maybe I forgot but I read in more details about a family in my tree and the wikipedia article go in details how there is no proof between family x and y (same name), who are both nobleI thought they were and many people seemed convinced, potentially unlinking me to Wignacourt, over.
>>221686160RIP. There's two surnames, which are not as common as others, which coincidentally show up in places from which two historically important people are from, and I wonder if I share some common ancestors with them.
for any /med/ders that need to hear it...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779358814879871.webm
>>221686281Interesting, hope you look this upIt's cool that you're looking into this stuff
>>221686281>>221686305i've been interested in my genealogy for a long time, especially on my mother's side because it is really convoluted, how do you two keep track of your tree? are there any specialised tools to keep it all organised, or do you do that manually?
good morning everyone>>221682877ayoo, welcome back dudefuck them jannies
for any /med/ders that need to hear it...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779045500772459.mp4
>>221686353Tons of sites to build your tree for freeMight be some specific Spanish ones for your long ass names fr fr
>>221686293More efficient that andalussy's naggingNeed her coochie to be more effective doe
>>221686293But I am.
>>221686305To clarify, one of these surnames is on my mother's side and I know for certain that the people with this surname are my relatives, whilst the other one belongs to the hypothetical Gozitan ancestors. I am not exactly looking into it right now, but I'm planning to eventually do it in a more serious manner.>>221686353I don't have anything recorded yet, especially given that I have no confirmations yet. That's my father side. My mother's side is mostly by memory for now and some documents that we had already.
>>221686450>>221686381i see. i just don't want to give my data to anyone and would rather keep it local, i'll have to investigate. however, if i don't find anything, the bright side is that that means i have a cool project to complete (aside from finding the info for the tree itself).>>221686444you are NOT a chud. let go of the anger and hate and you will flourish. i believe in you, my hellene friend.
>>221686528Well you can easily start on excel o algoOr even paper
By the way, thank you all for the "welcome back" messages. I missed it here, albiet I lurked a little bit.>>221686528Yeah I don't wish to use some online tool either, irrelevant to how easier it makes things.
>>221682859Urgh, and summer is yet to come!It's around 28C here, it's starting to get unconfortable... 4 days ago it was snowing in the mountains, complete madness.
>>221686567I was shocked at some point to see some info I typed supposedly private on someone else treeMaybe I fucked up some security parameters but yeah, better put nothingPrivate as in : I type in a weird way and don't want to people see that
>>221684734If he drank that amount of coffe, he'd be writing all his work in the bathroom.
>>221686622Lol, yeah. I mean it is technically public info already, but it is different when compiled.
>>221686567barbary pirates actually drank a lot and justified it with some nonsense hadiths
>>221682599Sex
>>221686740I guess the cups were very smallIdk thoughWe need Gironde insight, maybe MaltanonAlso >>221686747, so would you let her spank you in the end? You can breed her afterwards >>221683403
Asturias. As I said earlier, I successfully formed Hispania twice. I came close during the save I was playing during the time of being handed the ban, but was ultimately snaked by my vassals. A few attempts later I had my first successful attempt. Hard mode, of course. I was nearing the end date but I was unhappy with how things transpired, including the Castillian culture never appearing and one of my vassals becoming way too powerful, plus the usual mod autism, so I decided to start anew. It took me 2-3 trys until I succeeded again. I'll be posting some screenshots. I reverted to the vanilla fonts because the modded ones were all irking me for different reasons. It isn't as bad as I remembered it, and I eventually got used to it.>>221686869If I recall correctly, I read somewhere that Maltese corsairs used to drink Grappa with gunpowder.>>221687072What? I thought she's the candidate for spanking.
>>221686293I hope she gets hanged, drawn and quartered
>>221687161She already has her weapon. And she doesn't look very pleased. You can't just do the spanking all the time.
>the universe repeats itself every time it dies and re-newsWhat was, will be.
>>221687230Who are you quoting, Eraclitus?
>>221687230
>>221687161>>221687161I forgot to mention that I kept recolouring mods for the text to make them better readable. >Attacking West Francia>Defending against Lombardy, Reconquista (AI started, and aided by yours truly (since I saw that the Umayyads were quite busy)), and a Catholic uprisingBad start for the Umayyads.>>221687223With the rolling pin? That's a clubbing, not a spanking lol.
>>221687325What happens, then? A forever death? But that doesnt make sense since the universe is probably timeless
>>221687427>rolling pinYeah.>clubbingShe's a woman and therefore gentle.Except if you're betraying her.
>>221687268Stellaris
>>221687427>Lost against the Reconquista>Won against France and Catholic uprising>White peace with LombardyNot bad, right?>>221687545Kek.
>>221687637This eventually resulted in nothing, but I love how France is almost always backing independence revolts within the Umayyads.
>>221687774kek youre still doing this wow
Hello /med/ frens! Anyone into alpinism here? I'm going to climb up to the Margherita hut this summer and I'm a bit unsure about how my body is gonna tolerate the altitude. Highest I've been is 3440m, and this is 1000m higher
>>221687774>Navarra disappeared as fast as it appeared>Successful Catholic revolt>Lombardy attacked again, this time emerging victorious>>221687951Aye. I took a bunch of screenshots and now I am posting some here, with others aiding my memory.
>>221688027>getting killed by an avalancheJust go to the beach and relax
>>221684754>>221685183Yeah but it's really really good so it's ok. There aren't many flat whites cheaper than that anywhere else anyway>>221684734Vased and candidepilled
>>221684734>40-70 cups of coffe
>>221686740>>221687072I get 4 espressos a day and it's enough to give me the shits sometimes. I accept it, alcohol shits are actually worse.
>>221688098>this is the price of having sugar in europe>personally benefit from the work of a trillion slaves for his coffee (based)>>221688027you should be fine, how high did you ever spent a night?this is what matterif you climb and go down, it's ok, you won't svffer the sicknessit's staying the problemhighest hike was like 3600 meters fr fr
>>221688136Nigga must have had brown breeches and the most fetid breath and teeth
>>221688096>AvalancheWe start climbing at 5am to avoid that, the snow is hard due to the cold of the night and that also makes it easier to advance>Just go to the beach and relaxB-but what about the faustian spirit o algo?
>>221687161based ck2 enjoyer my favourite game was as when I played as a random vessel of northambria in the 700s start.>grew a bit>usurped the duke >united england>after the first king dies all my ungrateful vessels rebel>win the total death war>decide that I'm kinda bored of doing the same england game every time so use console commands to release all the unloyal vessels after they paid me ransom >rp it as the king deciding to end the kingdom after getting sick of it during the war>sit in northambria for a bit, build castles while the petty dukes in the south kill each other and get eaten by vikings (who also defeated a crusade against them!) >decide to retake england after the old king dies>bitch of a mom coups me to house arrest before I can start >get approached by secret fraticelli society>fuck it why not, convert in secret >coup back my kingdom, take the south by storm from vikings, out myself as fraticelli to holy war the other petty kingdoms>afraid of a crusade, purify the islands from catholics and install brothers as kings >spend the rest of the game holy warring back and forth across western europe It was great
>>221688201Death comes suddenly and mercilessy on the Alps
>>221688188>you should be fine, how high did you ever spent a night?Not much to be honest. I just climbed up to 3,440m and went down the same day.But we'll have a couple days to get used to the altitude:- day 1: 2,326 m- day 2: 3,275 m- day 3: climb up to 4500m and go back to 2326m>if you climb and go down, it's ok, you won't svffer the sickness>it's staying the problemAhh I'm glad to heard that, thanks anon. I think my altitude tolerance is rather low, but I'll see... >highest hike was like 3600 meters fr frYou have so many cool places in the Alps, it's addictive
>>221688078>Elvira>PossessedThe war in the background was me declaring a reconquista on the rebels. I was winning, but my character died so the war ended inconclusively.>>221688215Sounds like a fun playthrough. Eternal wars can be comfy on this game.
>>221688245I'm not that tightly bounded to life anon, if it happens it happens. Your queen climbed it in way harder conditions, so we should be fine.
>>221688327that wasn't in the alps but yeah alps are coolit's good to have many acclimatation, can't say i ever did it but it will helphad a coworker register to climb some 4000m peak and he got the sickness while in the acclimitation but maybe it was 3000m idk ? but the others coworkers were fine fr fr
>>221688336Iceland kek.My war there was a de jure war for Zamora, which I won.
Might have a woolk this weekend and a monster-woolk the weekend after
>>221688552What about some monstrous job-finding?
Done with the cagie for today. Only a really low amount of progress was made. I'll go to the medical masseuse now and get my shit absolutely fucked. Will hurt for some days fr fr. In the evening I shall finish my honour run inshallah.>>221686366Argentinette would love this fr.>>221685026>>221685201Rent free o algo.
>>221688602I did quite the effort recently THOUGH.
>>221688630Now that is a rare gem.
>>221688630Did you find something?
>>221688659They must be looking up my interest history as we speak to know if I'm eligible to being a wagecuck.>>221688649Momo doesn't get it btw
>>221688519They never recovered from this, and I conquered them piece by piece, much thanks to the Byzantines' help. This went similarly to how my first successful attempt went.
>>221688720Why are you imitating The Translucent? Good luck by the way, hopefully they hire you, considering your exceptional intellect
>>221688552Oh, yes. Walking. I kept doing mine, though admittedly I skipped some days for multiple reasons.>>221688741In the meantime, things started to get a tad bizarre.
Remember how I was yapping for months about cutting and that fr ong no cap this time I would fr start it? Well the cut was so succesful that I went from 87 kgs to 91.
>>221688966
>>221688966those are permanentdon't do this
>>221689035Are you a foid? He means cutting caloric intake
>>221689076i didn't understood xir post, thanks
>>221688966Based at any rate, you will just get stronger this way
>>221688933Chinaman go home.County of León turned Castilian some years after this.
>>221688984>steals weight from youI'm sorry big B>>221688720>Momo doesn't get it btwSent his german ass flying.>>221689035bruh>>221689102>you will just get stronger this wayFor sure. Still, this I feel like at least 3,3-3,5 kgs of this weight is fat, so I'd rather get rid of it.
>>221689140What for? It's not like you need to be chiselled, you don't want to get bitches anyway
>>221689112The absolute state.
>>221689076>>221689140i confused him with the depressed anon im not versed in fit lingo kek
>>221689160>What for?I weighed 105 kgs of pure fat zero muscles once. I will hate not being lean enough for the rest of my life o algo.
>>221689268>Germany
New bossman came up behind me as I was watching a youtube video
>>221689320blame the karlings they always do this
>>221689295You need to lurk moreBetter yet, leave>>221689309That seems like a stupid reason
>>221687540Yes, just void just like it was before we existed.Worrying about a universe that is timeless or not is outside of our scope of existence.
>>221689363tf is your problemi was here since the first /med/ thread on and off
>>221689268https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E?is=LzWI9jrcC1O7pFIm>>221689320Hahaha
>>221689332
>>221689427I was getting worried, since they were subjugating everyone.
>>221688966>cutCut your life into pieces kek
>>221689505wish other paradox games could simulate instability as good as ck2 does
>>221689505Why is it western protectorate now? Is it some event o algo
>>221689553they somehow got china'dhe probs set china range to infinite
>>221689505>>221689529I don't recall getting this before (or most likely forgot about it), so I thought that my character was about to be assassinated.>>221689553China was making everyone a tributary state.>>221689608No, I'm sure it isn't. Could it be because they subjugated the Arabian Empire?
>>221689660its lunatic trait>subjucated arabiayeah it gives them the silkroad so diplomatic range to china
>>221682877Doctors said you would never post again, but I didn't believe them.>>221683403Feet mentioned.
>>221689660This, I think, was their last major acquisition.>>221689721>lunaticI don't think it was because the portrait mod I have would've had his eyes wide open like a.. lunatic.>>221689748Doctors?
1 hour 50 minutes of meeting, which mainly consisted of the Indian boss berating another Indian guy.>>221688748He's trying to flatter me.
>>221689845It was funny while it lasted, especially with the Chinese-themed music.
>>221689845>Doctors?I couldn't find a haruspex or an augur, so I had to make do with what I had available. Either way, it's all in the past now.
>>221689295cutting is women behaviour, men blow their brains up. although it's the 'gyar we are talking about so the former is possible.
>>221689965Indeed.>>221689963Assyria! (also, look at that León heh)
>>221689660oh marco polo is not a lunatic event but a dev left over placeholder eventhttps://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/strange-event.694421/devs left it in to freak players out it seemsthere are other events like stroke the kitty theyre just easter eggs nowhttps://ck2.paradoxwikis.com/Critical_events
>>221690098And with all the de jure kingdoms under my grasp...>>221690217Right. The cat event is not that uncommon, but the Marco Polo one is, and it did startle me lol.
>>221690265Over.
>>221689992i saw a lot of guys who cut themselves in the clinic heresome were super big guys too lile muscular
>>221689447Exactly. Thankfully didn't say much so probably I'm good lol
>>221690301Hispania!Vassals meddling in Maghreb.(In previous attempts, I noticed that the mod that changes the title to "Al-Andalus" if the title is held by Muslims/Arabs, was allowing the AI (and player) to bypass the prerequisites to form the title, so I removed it)
>>221689992Pure facts right there
>>221690301ayyy you fucking did it
this is the illustration of Minas Tirith I most like so far, the streets in the other ones look to sparse for my tastes >>221688027good luckhow many people actually die in the alps every year?>>221688519based nordsdid you try ck3? I hated on launch but I wonder if they polished the turd by now>>221688552nice, i am jelly of people that have nice nature near their home. >>221688966will you eat your enemies?jk, it's not too much. how much did you adhere to the cut?
>>221690434>Get this event.>I don't recall it.>Find it odd that I got it on an adult character.>Check his traits.>>>221690518Yep.
>>221690573...>>221690556i would'nt say i have nice nature but i will woolk nonetheless
>>221690573kek
>>221683802>Appealing felt too patheticI've been there. I had a very long ban on /r9k/ (for linking to soyjak party, which I think is a dumb reason for a long ban) and I didn't appeal it because I don't want to grovel to the shitty jannies
>>221690556I haven't.>>221690573>Sex islands taken from Byzantium.>Vassals keep taking land in Maghreb.>I Christen half of Africa.>>221690658Yeah, I preferred to wait for the month to pass.
>>221690573always a cute event
>>221690757>Bonga
>>221690757The only reason this screenshot exist is my (at the time) heir's atrocious hairline.>>221690821Kek.
>>221690319yes, there are effeminate men. regardless, i never understood the point of cutting. i get it, you hate yourself, but so do i and it has never crossed my mind to cut myself. there are better ways to punish yourself without resulting to faggot behaviour. if the purpose is to "feel something", just do drugs like a man. they want the thrill but no long term repercussions because they are just looking for attention, which is the quintessential element of women behaviour.
>>221690970Preach brother. No half measure, no attention seeking bullshit. Go big or go home.
>>221690970from what i understand from other patients and friends is that they just get an urge to do it and when they do the brain produces dopamine leading to addiction to itthe brain is an asshole
>>221682877Who are you and why so many anons praise your return?
>>221690957If my liege looks like this, he's not getting his taxes
>>221690957I had a plan in mind, so I decided to help out in Maghreb.>>221691064Nobody important.>>221691119Kek.
>>221690573Grim event.
>>221691137I had no idea that LEDs were a thing back then.>>221691193:(
>>221691193wdym its in a farm
>>221691275Mess.
>>221691002yes.>>221691015>the brain produces dopamine leading to addictionso they do it to "feel something". just do drugs or other exciting life threatening activities like paragliding or something, then and don't be a faggot. if someone with superficial cuts goes to a clinic, they should be offered a noose or a heroine injection instead of psychological treatment and antidrepessives.
>>221691064An OG cool poster>>221690573Kinda sad kinda cute. I like the idea of a military powerhouse who's also an absolute retard.
>>221690556Thanks anon>how many people actually die in the alps every year?Apparently around 450 in total, but 125 considering only alpinism.Death while climbing the Margerita hut it's only 1 or 2 per year, not nearly as deathly as the Matterhorn with 40 per year.
>>221691432I have a neat little mod that allows you to release a vassal (that satisfies criteria similar to the vanilla independence grants) as a tributary. I didn't want Maghreb as part of the empire, but I wanted to protect them still. Now, I played further till near the end date but at one point I savescummed back to prior releasing Maghreb as a tributary state because I made some decisions which I regretted. I don't know why I'm being so anal about some stuff. So yeah, I would've finished it had I not done this, but anyway. I was unfamiliar with tributaries before this, and I discovered that there's a bug that you don't get the negative opinion from the tributary if they surrender early into the war via an event.>>221691527I agree.>>221691527I agree.
I got intrusive thoughts of blowing my brains out with a shotgun just like that guy on stream. Crazy stuff.
Ate some churros con tres leche for the first time. Tasted okay, but I don't really get the hype. They're like a worse version of tulumba tatlisi.Maybe it's because it's Lidlslop that I undercooked in airfryer. Also, I bit into one and all the leche came out onto my lap and now it looks like I coomed myself.
>>221683446for real
>>221691779Did you dipped them in hot chocolate?
>>221691716I agree, twice.Anyway, here's the borders of Crusader Egypt at the point of the Crusade victory. A kingdom predestined to die if I've ever seen one.
>>221691779you tried pâte à choux slop from lidl, not churros. it's basically impossible to get churros outside of spain or the spicsphere, everywhere else they just make vaguely churro-shaped pâte à choux and call it a day, but it's nothing like the real thing. also, churros should be fried, not baked.
>>221691881I messed up NA by making Muslim Ifriqiya as my tributary (prior to the savescum, I had Christian Africa as my tributary after a crusade), and ended up with neither of them, save for those two counties.
>french mom and new bf abandons kids blindfolded in a forest in PortugalHappens iyc?
>>221691760Strong masculine energy from this post.But also you shouldn't do that, it'll ruin your moustache.>>221691842No, I dipped them in my mouth and then I swallowed them.
>>221692057Sorry for all those basic mistakes I do brother
>>221692009I just wanted to expand my culinary horizons, why does Lidl keep disappointing me with its inability to adequately replicate regional cuisine.
>>221691760do you even have a shotgun?
>>221692218His parents house have enough weapon to sustain a siege
>>221688966Bet you lost 10kg of fat and put on 14kg of muscles
>>221692132grim.
>>221692049As the Empire is being torn asunder by treacherous swines, the Maid of Huelva comes in to save the day.
>>221692132Stop eating processed food.Also you seem huge.
>>221692328It is a miracle that I haven't smashed this shit phone to pieces.
>>221692386>Also you seem huge.>>221692403Doubt any Spanish woman could qualify as maiden, probably has a septum
>>221692053Hey mistakes happen. :)Really miss those kids doe>>221692057Yeah it's a bad idea but there is a certain catharsis there. I'm better off going to the gym>>221692218My dads got a rifle, hard to shoot yourself with that. Like Brunehilde says, we got a few weapons but no shotgun.
>>221692130Can't improve without making mistakes.>>221692386That isn't me, that's a picture I stole from Google (I am huge though).Also, I can't stop eating processed food, it's too delicious.
>>221692403Turns out that my Maghrebi endeavours were not a total failure.>>221692456kek
>>221692520Yeah, what they do is very insidious.Make delicious but very unhealthy food which is almost addictive.The food industry must answer for its grave sins.
>>221692521The traitors were squashed, and some time later, I knighted her. That's all, for now. This was a pain to do on a phone, and a shit one at that.
>>221692727They should add a woman/man trait>woman-75% militaty prowess
>>221692607Technology will continue to make food healthier. The microwave dinners I used to eat as a child were much worse than the ones I eat today. If you wanted ramen as a child, you had to eat either Pot Noodles or those mushy supermarket own brand ones that tasted like cardboard. Now, I dine on the finest Nissin ramen cups imported directly from Japan.Basically, if you have any problem whatsoever, you just need to wait until technology solves it.
>>221692520*ahem* >>221683417
>>221693001Now that I don't have 4chanx anymore, I don't see (You)s from previous thread, so I miss posts like this. Also currently feeling the bile bubbling up from my stomach into my throat upon reading that post.
>>221692966That's a very optimistic approach and I will try to adopt it in the future.
>never send email with tracking number>fake missed delivery>fake missed delivery (again)>i somehow manage to obtain the tracking number>now you must give new delivery instructions or we will send the package back>i give new delivery instructions>send the package back anyways because fuck youi hate the antichrist (dpd) so much.
>>221692759Makes sense, I suppose.
i guess i'll have to wait for technology to fix that one.
Smart girl, telling you what she wants and how she will make you comply
>>221693138>Order pants>They send them to an entirely different prefecture>Call them to ask what is happening>Don't worry bro, it was a little mistake, we will bring you your pants eventually
>>221693184Tell her that she has a heart-shaped butt, and that you have a "Cupid's Arrow" ready to shoot into it.If she doesn't reply within two minutes, send a follow up message explaining that "Cupid's Arrow" means penis and that you are talking about sexual intercourse with her.
I just finished an easy exam and, as soon as I got out of the faculty, I got a notification saying that I received a €200 rebate that I'd asked months ago, and to whose request I'd received no replyCould be worse
>>221693384Congrats.Me? I just finished my with my job, technically I haven't but I don't plan to work anymore today.My coworkers aren't very well organized and I was asked to track the stuff I do in 4 different places, which is very annoying.
Good day med am back from the cagie, I'm gonna roon tomorrow before it starts being too hot outside.Office cutie might join me rooning.
>>221693546Lil rascal
>>221693546Her boobs will be bouncing if they are big.
I see that Maltanon is back, nice.Also saw an article about a lesbian wedding in Momolands, they were cute.Also also I learnt that the duke from Salo and the 120 days died last yeat, I had no idea desu.
>>221693567>>221693577I didn't do anything, also it's not confirmed
>>221693479Sorry that you're Jeet-bound>>221693546Holy fakeceldom
>>221693613It's just for training for the obstacle race, dirty sexhaver minds
>>221693546Momolino fucking an office qt raw in the woods wasn't on my 2026 bingo card>>221693384'Grats fra, it's the little things.
>>221693682
Am back lads. Woolked to the therapist cuz I had nothing better to do. Like 5 kilomemes or so.She pulled my pinky finger to her boobs 2 times and like half an hour later told me that I have a cute butt.>inb4 fakecelfuck off
>>221693763>This women said hello ? Fakecel
>>221693682You're not fooling me, Germanic stallion >>221693763Bitch ass
>>221693763This was sexual harassment, you could sue her.
>>221689520nice one>>221692279more like lost a kg of muscle and put on 5 kg of fat fr ong>>221690556>how much did you adhere to the cut?It mainly was like this>eat 500 kcal less than maintenance>eat 1500 kcal above maintenace the next day>>221693798>Bitch assNagging ahh bitch ahh nigga
>>221692727Launched the game to take two screenshots of two things that I forgot to watch, the coat of arms that I gave her...>>221693582Salut.
>>221693546>>221693600sounds like something a fakecel would say
>>221693875...and the Umayyads.
>>221693875>watchshow*
>>221688720>>221689140What does that mean ?
>>221693763>acts like a fakecel>"don't call me a fakecel doe"Ragebaiting like a king
>>221693995>actsI literally did not do anything in that situation THOUGHBEITEVER.>>221693940>What does that mean ?It's a sceencap from STR.>Office cutie might join me rooning.Is she your age or younger?Don't give her the 'ick by having to stop midway during rooning momster.
>>221694053She's older than meIt's not my first time rooning and I've roon more than 6 kilometers multiple times so I should be alright.If she doesn't come then I'm gonna roon to the forest
Too many cuties on the bus
Portunigga ran out of material>>221690527
>>221694157
Also it's gonna be super hot next week so cuties will be wearing summer dresses and revealing clothes
>>221694088>She's older than meBased milfhunter.>I've roon more than 6 kilometersHow often do you roon above 10 kilomemes?
>>221694230i look like this and say that
>>2216942308 to 10 is basically what I roon. I rooned 12 once but I had to take breaks.
>>221694224Gonna be 31C here in a few days. I've already started screaming and crying and yelling racial slurs at passersby from my window.>>221693546Grats on your date, remember to keep your phone handy so that we can give you advice as things progress.
>>221694188Two were just too perfect and it just hurt>>221694224Very true, already started. An office qt came braless today. Kino
>>221694296I'm already suffering too, I feel youAlso what is an onion supposed to do?
>>221694296Even in Britain ? How are you gonna fare since 25°C is already very hot thereAlso it's not a date desu.>>221694326Were her nippies poking ?
>>221694339Not too much sadly but you could outline the general shape of the breasts themselves.
one reply and i skip showering tonight
It's over>>221694438Nasty ss nigga
>>221694296Argent you supposed to have it on your belt? Or is it not the style anymore?
>>221694438
>>221694456nah im still showering
Also for Brunester, Roland Garros will start soon, are you gonna bet some money ?
>>221694456
>>221694514Not betting much these daysMight do, but not on shittersThink I will bet on lens in french cupNice sissies stand no chance
>>221694537What about Football World Cup ?
>>221694632I will
>>221693241worst part is that this parcel contained something quite important and now i have to wait for it to get back so it can be sent to me again. they will probably try to send me some of the stuff i need in the meantime in a different parcel, but being so close to the weekend and monday being whit monday means that i won't get it until tuesday at the earliest.>>221694230i only played a bottle-like game once and the girls had an awful face of disgust when it was my turn (they skipped me anyways).
I think it's too much. I got overcutied, I don't want to see them no more. Just get home and play gamesPissing myself off
>>221694339>Even in Britain ? How are you gonna fare since 25°C is already very hot thereI've already pre-purchased my tombstone and arranged with a local vet to have my body eaten by wild cats after I die. The only thing left is to hold God accountable for allowing this to happen.>>221694337>>221694469Ideally, you would use a white onion, but we don't have those because of the war.
Ok would you rather shit yourself in public or lose a tooth
>>221694749You svffer.The neet life is comfy for this.
>>221694859do I know any of them?
>>221694296>keep your phone handy so that we can give you adviceIsn't it better to create a flowchart and memorize it?
>>221694879Yeah I guess it's a small blessingInteresting how, with age, I prefer peace and not seeing them at all
>>221694859shit myself
>>221694859shit myself, how is that even a question?
>>221694922Let's go with yes>>221694940Someone post the autism super smash bros excel screencap
>>221694179Abhorrent.Also, you are like a lil’ baby, so I’m going to leave you shitting and pissing with this bait.
>>221694996>>221695021Good answer, I guess it was a bit too easy
>>221694456AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Won't bake.
Her concubinage was promised to me 2000 years ago.>>221694859I'd rather lose my bowels than a tooth.
>>221694761You made me laugh kek
>>221695172RUDE
>>221694859Physical pain is temporary, shame is eternal
>>221695179I'd put a baby inside even if she tikkies me afterwards She's dark eyes only though I believe, over for you
>>221695220Apparently her shitalian bf has light eyes you are so back maltanon
>>221695094Seethe.Is that pic from some crossdressing comic?Alsohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778497529069383.webm
>>221695094did you draw that comic?
>>221695311No.>>221695362No, but a WOMAN did.
>>221694940That seems like a lot of information to recall at a moment's notice in a high-stress situation. Maybe he should just have an earpiece and several /med/ posters disguised nearby as potted plants and mother/baby-in-stroller couples.
>>221695487Your wit is legendary Catnigga
>>221682877The king has returned
>>221695220>>221695274Kek. The concubine will have coloured eyes and she'll like them.
>>221695509Creativity gets results.Now excuse me while I return my 827th HoI4 game. I have meatwave assaults to plan.
>>221695556>The king
Because brune wouldn’t >>221696319>>221696319>>221696319
