tim edition
FOY
https://voca.ro/12j8Nat85HkW
Prince Harry. Ww2 good chin...
got the frasier on
>>221682689Great heathen attack
>>221682677*nasally irish voice*you horrible blackmixed race CUNT
>>221682675what is that short for?
>>221682700Irish works
>>221682702lol there he is
I just loved this guy.
>>221682689QUITE STYLISH
you gave me a smash on the noggin last year
thursday is the gayest day of the week
>>221682706Flewcastle On Yine
>>221682727black people love arsenal because it's the only way they can worship white men without feeling ashamed
>>221682677thought mikey was irish not "british"
Bye.
>>221682737not sure this analysis stands up to scrutiny
>>221682737lol there are whiter clubs they could supper if that was the case
does anyone remember the weird 9/11 video that was posted like a day after ukraine got invaded where the guy says "oh my lord" calmly when the plane hits
>>221682786no
>>221682700im like a combination of roger AND don
>>221682790ok sorry
rorkes bedroom
>>221682786https://youtu.be/3cxOeu3xgGs
you have to get up pretty early to fool the likes of me
um hii my name's xXgore_angelXx and i have bpd and i love hello kitty and monster energy ^_^ does anyone want to be my bf?? :3
>>221682810that's the oneodd
>>221682689naughty boy
Sex with Emma.
>>221682841Did you see the guys linkedin?
>>221682801This but there's an Irish flag instead of the English flag and a black girl on his bed
ice to see you
>>221682854>English flag
>>221682860
my laptop has an L shaped ac connector and I constantly spin it because I often move from my chair to my bed and vice versa and since the cord is inbetween them I have to turn the connector in its socket (here's a scheme):Г laptop on the chair|adapter|L laptop on the bedand recently I noticed that it rotates with slight resistance and noise so I pulled it out and there was a massive scratch on it. fucking hell I hope it won't rust
>>221682870You're supposed to be eating turds mong don't clap at me
>>221682850yeah it creeped me right out
*enters thread in really short shorts*
dadberg now spends a worrying amount of time watching drone attack footage
>>221682940ooo err
>>221682940heyy
fucking hate normoid banter hate hate hate it so muchaha mate that is classfuck off i hate you
>>221682827umm... yeah I would
>>221682956my dadbergs dead. rotting in the ground. i will be joining him. but first, 50 years of suffering
can't handle the banter
>>221682968have to cope with this every minute of every hour at toil, it's killing me inside
>>221682956did a miniature scream at this
can't banter the handle
never met my dad don’t even know what his name is
can't park there mate
>>221683035it's me. hi son.
currently sat in the car fadf
need to get a haircut later this morn fuck me
>>221683062I can’t even go to the barbers
leftypol worried about his dad watching drone attack footagerorke sending his dad the dagestan massacre video
>>221683087rorke matenot on
what did all the animals think when it was lockdown and there were no humans out
>>221683062I actually enjoy going for a haircut now that I have a fit girl doing it
hoping today is the dayx
>>221683135loved it
>>221683135They loved it x
Fucking piss take really, yes we will take your taxes and give it to the lazy and feckless to heat their homes at 22 degrees year round whilst you struggling to keep yours at 17.If you need government help to heat your home you've failed in life. Do the honourable thing and kill yourself and stop being such a parasite off everyone else
>>221683135remember when all the goats came out
>>221683168no I dont
>>221683193right well
There's this vantablack African I see on my way to work each day and I often wonder just what he does for a job. These hominids are literally incapable of anything more than the most menial labour.
>>221683168Goatberg
>>221683203They are better than me
>>221683151Pollacks
>Euphoria fans slam 'worst episode' as Sydney Sweeney strips and wrestles a snakeThat sounds fucking awful. What is this on, HBO Max? How much is the subscription? It's it available in the UK?
>>221683062Read the last part as mom fuck me
>>221683203His job is collecting the money you pay him
( . Y . ) boobies
>>221683228Would like her to strip and wrestle my snake desu
(.)( . )one is bigger than the other :)
>>221682665hes tried to do himself in
>>221683228Foid show
>>221683247not surprising is it. he's clearly given up on life
(-(-(-(-_-)-)-)-) we are monitoring you…
going to get a coffee, you want anything?
shirt smells like shit after wearing it once, what a fucking piss take
>>221683280it's like one of those hindu gods
didnt die in my sleep again last night. fuck sake i have no luck at all
>>221683290It's not acceptable to wear a t-shirt or shirt for more than 1 day before washing it anyway.
Why do they keep thinking they'll get arrested?
>>221683296feel like brackets and parenthesis were underutilised during the emoticon era, they’re fun imo [•-•]
fag pigeons
>>221683282Monster energy
>>221683290probably got diabetes
Need Emma Watson to give my bollocks the speedbag treatment pronto.
state of that corr
>>221683353twee
thinking about the noble gorilla
you lads use a HDR or SDR monitor
>>221683360Harambe?
>>221683363wqhd hdr me
>>221683363dunno it's just a laptop innit I lift the lid and the screen lights up what more can you ask for
>>221683375when leftypol is in charge of the Neapolitan ice cream company
>>221683375
Gym jihad
>>221683363you use GAY moniitor
yankee wit no brim
>>221683436shopped
alright
dont care for penii personallyespecially not at breakfast time
i don’t think posting your willy is appropriate
right well im gay then
>>221683436Bastard
penises are minging
right well that's two stiff willards isn't it
>>221683501The lads
Extracting waste product from my anus hole
Enhanced Games starts today so. We can watch that
>>221683525We're watching America First with nick fuentes
left unwell
exercising my free will
Is there a member of janitorial staff here today?
Would anyone like to see my micropenis? It's 1 inch big
>>221683564no thanks
Been invited to a country festival by a flatmate. Don’t want to look like an autistic shut in but I cannot think of an event I’d rather go to less
>>221683595Country as in rural or what
>>221683595gay sex orgy?
>>221683595how about coming to see dillinger escape plan with me
Woke up just before midnightSigned up for Universal Extras, god knows why Watching F1 until basketball is on Drank a non-alcoholic beer Drank a bitter lemon
should have a shower
>>221683501new Croydon council
>>221683585All me
YOU ALL ARE BRITIHS
my penis is a worm spelt with a y like wyrm which means its like a big epic dragon
>>221683637roar mew
WE all will be supporting the Olympiacos to win the euroleague
if im good enough when i die i get to have a threesome with priti patel and victoria bateman
prefer wyverns me, i just think they're neat
>>221683318The Rorke cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>221683673looks like gore
Replaying Resident Evil remake (2002) todayYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
... personalisation wearing my excellent glasses watching Tennis highlights on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home ...
got the demeanour of a penguin
tfw no yandere gf that's obsessed with me
janny janny sort out this mess NOW
>>221683595like a steam engine festival?
>>221683673chimothy
… breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching Tennis highlights on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home ...
*walks towards you*
brother wont get out the flipping bathroom
>>221683749She's so fucking hot
>>221683704get a fucking job you cuuuuuuuuuunt
>>221683747ktim
remember those 2 swedish twins who were running around on the motorway
>>221683595Why are there country music bands in England?
>>221683804what age is he do you ever ask to rub your cock against his arse cheeks like a hot dog in a bun until you cum and offer to the return the favour some other time
mi look, grr
>>221683849Do you know that in Australia, Country and Western is abo music?
>>221683839i do indeed, the nutters
I want to suck her farts.
>>221683861ST looks like THAT??!
>>221683873I thought abos blow on a big dinosaur horn that makes that tooting sound and that's their music
>>221683889That is a yiḏaki, you yank ignoramus
will you be watching the backrooms film next friday
>>221683854...nh
>>221683939no
>>221683939No
>big dinosaur horn
>>221683937Bet you've blown on a few horns and made em toot in your day, eh brucie?
>>221683939no idea what this question means so probably not
>>221683939haven't been to the cinema in 10 years I'll wait for a 4k torrent
used to run inner west Ballarat
>>221684013isn't that close to where NSN operated
I couldn't help noticing the colour of your skin from accross the room. What are you?
could match with a brown girl on the apps or remain matchless. tough choice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=82_refRrG6E
>>221684047wish i had the option to do this
grand rising :)
Rorke pissed off at immigration but there's no other solution to British women preferring Human Sacrifice to child rearing
The answer is obviously Asian women. I've had so many Asian women throw themselves at me just for being tall, white, handsome, and rugged.
>>221684099kill yourself you freak
Morning team. Gardener coming today>>221682665Piehead meltdown yet again
>>221684118I second this opinion >>221684124Hi em
>>221684118Oops piehead left his speech to text software on when his mum started talking again
funny how the two most mentally ill posters here appear together so often
>>221684124trimming your bush?
>>221684124How are your hands?https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221591117/#221591626
>>221684143not going to tell you to kill yourself because i'm worried you actually will
>>221684146asf
>>221684152That's not me, it's an impersonator (piehead)
tranny and cuckold pedophile linked up! need it or keep it?
I never went to prom.
>>221683861sexo
>>221684179ktim
imagine ziedbelg on his deathbed>thank god i spent all that time... posting about black men on 4chan...
>>221684166Yeah sure, deflect you caught doing racism.
>>221684189
>>221684202And you spent all your time posting about him on 4chan LOL. Rent free
would you lot shut it i’m trying to poo in peace
>>221684243it's so sad that this is how your life turned out
>>221684243Why do trannies always feel the need to support the other basketcase fetish havers? That's what I'd like to know.
>>221684143LOL done him
>>221684179But I did.
>>221684274Did you transition yet?
>>221684243Oh, you're one of those trannoids with a BBC fetish.
>>221684265crabs in a bucket? freaks band together no matter? mental illness recognises itself? many different answer yet none seem to fully explain this bizarre behaviour
so is belgium an alter ego of sacked tranny or what
>>221684280Very progressive of them to let you take your rubber sex doll into the dance as your date.
>>221684304they're just on a Discord channel together and i assume a few other weirdos that frequent this place
how safe are SSRIs
>>221684313lol
>>221684315not at all imo
>>221684315I take fluoxetine for my mental health problems
>>221684342Clearly they don’t work then
>>221684342Yeah we can tell Sandwhich short of a picknick to say the least
>>221684342screaming
Is piehead even a remotely real poster or is it a complete fragment of sacked tranny's imaginiation
>>221684327what do you think is dangerous about them
healthy diet and exercise is my medicine
>>221684374Fluoxetine Side effects.Severe Mood Swings: Sudden shifts into manic behavior, frenzied excitement, or hyperactivity.Aggression or Hostility: Unusual irritability, impulsivity, or aggressive outbursts.Hormonal Link: There is some evidence that antidepressants can modulate estrogen signaling, which can subtly alter ovarian function and complicate emotional symptoms.Heightened Anxiety & Panic: Initial spikes in anxiety, nervousness, or new panic attacks.
>>221684429Only helps with very mild issues
>>221684374it's his latest gimmick for attention
>>221684444why the fuck would anyone take that lol
weather still doggers for May standards
Last night Rorke dreamt that somebody loved himNo hope no harmJust another false alarm
Slept until ten to 9 today, another glorious WFH day ahead of me. Alas I had run out of marmite so it had to be jam on toast, you can't win them all is what they say. Yeah they do say that.
Crying shame that Wenger never won the champions league. Must be the best manager to never win it. Shame he saddle his wagon to such a lame horse.
>>221684486what is this nigga doing
>>221684497Mad how peng a WFH day can be
>>221684468Because the side effects aren't as bad as my symptoms
>RORKE >RORKE>RORKEbuy a clue you spastic
only 66 on the sleep score last night. had a cup of tea too late in the evening didn't i?
Getting paid £5,755.84 net on wednesday, geddin'
>>221684548you seem pretty fucking bad
>>221684575How? I have a job and am doing a STEM degree.
>>221684390no one truly knows how they work, it’s based on antiquated “science”, side effect include suicidal ideation, coming off seems like a nightmare, no consistent results between usersit’s a mystery pill that does nothing for some, “helps” some, and catastrophically harms the rest
>STEM degreeAgp moment lol
Blud thinks he's part of the gang : crying emoji: :skull emoji:
>net migration in 2025 was 171k, likely to be negative in 2026>trannies banned from womens bathrooms>fit notes scrapped
>>221684561Couldn't do this because I know I'd let my mood/energy for the rest of the day be dictated by this number that popped up on my wrist in the morningSuppose it could be good if you're trying to test ways to optimise sleep but what's the advantage of having it on constantly?
>>221684627He dun them
>>221684627Some actual positive news today, even if Burnham gets in the reforms *should* continue to go ahead Remains to be seen if this stance damages his standing with the very lefty labour membership
I hate this town. It’s too filled with memories I’d rather forget. I go to ALDI every day, hang out with my colleagues, and then I go home. There’s no place I’d rather not go ever again. I wonder if anything will ever change? Will that day ever come
>>221684656ask your mates not us
>>221684653moot point, he's not winning the by election
>>221684627>fit notes scrapped?
Valid crashout?
>>221682768More of a fan of these lads to be honest
>>221684627really shit gimmick
>>221684691>GPs will stop issuing sick notes to patients across the country as the government announces a new trial to reduce the number of people out of work due to health issues.>The trial will initially be set out in four locations, affecting hundreds of thousands of workers. It will see claimants referred to support services which will create personalised “return to work” plans for them.
>>221684688He probably will tbf
>>221684656No. Agp get nothing init.
>>221684700all that for some garlic sauce?
>>221684700Falling Down 2026
>>221682889Russia be like>We hate the West! Those damn Anglo-Saxons!Russia also be like>Yes we use Microsoft Windows
Would love to know the demographics of this jury
>>221684700why does he have a camera in his living room
>>221684769A lot of people do that nowadays some even have them in their bedrooms
>>221684740gay if you wouldn't desu
>>221684744It's ai bruv. Didn't you find it odd that they were filming Ali in his apartment when he was counting his sauces? Lol
>>221682889 Tы любишь кoтoв?
>>221684778I know some girls that do and they don't even realise it
>>221684783https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2d8r14gllzo
>>221684780I just want them to act like women instead of like paedophile men. The AGP ones should be given SRS by the state.
>>221684783it’s suspect they filmed him counting it, no idea how’d they got that footage tbf reckon it’s just an outrage clip framed like a news story then?
>in 2025 total long term immigration was 813,000 while emigration was 642,000 leading to the net migration figure of 171,000Incredibly important what those 642,000 look like. If they're students returning and second gen pakis moving to Dubai, great. If it's your mate Alex Smith medicine graduate upping and moving to Aus, terrible.
>>221684800Well that's me done then
>>2216848022 seconds of research will show you it’s real.
>He then returned to the shop and shouted at the employee: "Bossman, come here."
>>221684819it's a jungle out there when are you coming to liberate us
>>221683939I'll look at the reviews before deciding whether to watch it
>>221684836
>>221684825but i don’t want to do research, i want to remain ignorant
>>221684627hehe… my boy KStarmz… he just needs time
got the korean boob asmr on
wonder if japanese people really do sleep on their backs or if that's just in anime
You kids loved Slenderman, right? Well he's back, in movie form!
>>221684863Can't sleep on my back has to be on my side
>>221684863I’ve heard they hang from the ceiling like bats do
>>221684863i sleep on my back, done wonders for ol backberg
>>221684872need a gf like this
>top five nationalities coming to study were Chinese, Indian, Nigerian, Pakistani and NepaliUh huh
Migration idea: only let childless peng tings in
Realisation that I sleep on my back because I sleep alone in the middle of a big bed with a big bullky pillow that locks into my shoulders
Only prey sleep on their back.Apex predators sleep in the foetal position hugging one or more pillows
500caloriedeficitperdaytoil taking its toll
drop the ‘less’
>>221684872where do i meet lasses like this
It's easy to forget how many Nepalese there areYou don't hear much about them, all the ones that come as students must keep their head down or get mistaken for pakis
>Immigration down to 171kSir Keir Stormer
WE GOT THAT FUNKGOTTA GET THE FUNK*wyboi twerc*
>>221684863I always sleep on my back. I'm not Japanese though.
>>221684940Pub probably
who's gearing up for this hot weather?i'm gonna go doopin' men'ul
>>221684944wtf they look chinese af
>>221684908Ali G did exactly this and it worked well for everyone
>>221684837When you're called Israel lol
Today is the last day of the cool weather
I have a hemorrhoid on my arsehole and it itches like frig and hurts to wipe
>>221685048Want me to help burst it
new>>221685094>>221685094>>221685094
>>221685098>>221685098>>221685098
Darn so close
