homebradder edish
Need to ask out this funny girl at my work
poo is cumming out of my arsehole as we speakmad really
I am full Egyptian E1b
>>221691499not really that mad at all
>>221691566Good post
>>221690106Don't shit where you eat o algo
Convincing ChataGPT I'm dead and am a ghost from the otherside
>>221691566scream
lots of them about
>>221692273Appreciate it pal. Yeah I eat other stuff besides eggs hehe, mainly chicken and veg. Also soup. >what's the timelineBeen working out around 5-6 years now. Middle was probably a year or two in.>>221692298>>221692276Scrambled is the way to go. 6 scrambled eggs easily divides over 2 pieces of buttered toast. You'll surprise yourself with how many scrambled eggs you can stuff down you.
>>221691566howling
>>221692382pooscreinjing
the mong is responding to everyone like he's a celebrity on a reddit AMA
>>221690072Signor. Bradolini>>221691499Ia it really that mad?
starburstfruit pastilleslush
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
I'm not gay, but if I was forced at gun point to suck someone's cock I won't say no
watching some really good stuff at the bottom of this cave, don't think I want to climb out lads
i got sacked from my job after 6 weeks for being a retard and forgetting a security procedurei now have a gap on my employment from last october when i recieved my qualification at the end of that job. i don’t want to mention in interviews I got sacked because then I won’t get hiredwhat do?
>>221692452today my italian colleague gave me some kind of italian tart because i was in hospital for agesisnt that nice of her?
I ALWAYS FEEL LIKESOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME
>>221692509Looking after a family member with demnetia
why is egypt posting vocaroo links in the old
Need to put my wilfred in a woman of the yellow variety
40 hour work week is not human bro
>>221692503i'd be sucking before they even pulled the gun out frfr
>>221692513>isnt that nice of her?What if a german prepared the tart the german way?
>>221692528wee melty
>>221692382befuddling post
The cheese is reeking lads
>>221692509Say you took time out to study. Say that you were caring for your sick mother. Say that you were doing catsitting. It's none of their fucking business, just make something up, they aren't going to investigate you.
>>221692528He's been banished by Anubis to the netherworld
whiteblack yellow red poothe races of the world
threw up last night from the booze, silly me ahaha
>>221692552im sure that would be fine yesterday i ate a german pepperoni x
>>221692560i also had appendicitis might play that up
>>221692579>a german pepperoni xWhat's that?
>yesterday i ate a german
>>221690072PLEASE, BRADLEY. I’LL DO ANYTHING! I’LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I’LL EAT YOUR SHIT ON LIVE TV
humiliation of womendegredation of womenremoval of women's rights and freedomscontrol of women
what ever happened there
>>221692599sosij
quitting porn again. had been off it for a year and it was the best id ever felt, but ive spent the past month relentlessly gooning to bbw shit and ive had enough. pornography is evil and i will defeat it once and for all
>>221692628The bride and her soon to be
>>221692628he was a rorkehe was a pakican i make it anymore obvious
the thumbnail gimmick will never not be funny
>>221692628why did he keep showing up on every tv show? this was the start of the tranny psyop
>>221692626YES
>>221692573>>221692599right fuck off you foreign twats you are not welcome here
>>221692638>German pepperoni sausageI require the ISO specifics
>>221692649
>>221692645
>>221692442Warum sind Arsenal hurensoehner? Arsenal ist ein gut Verein. Ich auch mag Bayern Muenchen wegen den mutig Harry Kane von England.Entschuldigung fuer mein schlecht Deutsch.
>>221692663right well bashing women's faces in is quite too far for meno THANKyou
>>221692664Im posting from my country however
not sure whether k should stick to my calorie deficit or just start properly on Saturday
will nigel fridge remove the draconic internet laws poo barmer put in place
>>221692698it's already over for you
Dis nigga srechen zee deutschen
>>221692645ill quit porn even more than you
>>221692696I am full Egyptian E1b
>>221692684>ArsenalBist du schwarz?
>>221692704reform said they would but they say a lot of things
I am Fares, come from the dead. Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all
Experiencing low mood and depression
getting hot again which means that every single one of my neighbours will now undertake a billion projects at every waking moment. the drilling, cutting, mindless yelling, and capital radio is driving me insane
Worried I may have this going to call the GP tomorrow and see if I can get an appointment. If I do have it I will legit kill myself no cap
fares the time-travelling schizo prophet here to warn us..warn of what exacty? we can never know! the tragedy!
>>221692764And the shagging, don't forget the shagging
>>221692721Weiss oder schwarz - es ist nicht wichtig.
rorke you fucking bhenchod it's not the jews it's the rich capitalist elite
right its just not on
I am from Wales and I will set my entire online identity based around that fact
>>221692664Entschuldigung?
>>221692769
mousey got me hot and bothered seeing that clip of him try and attack the hearts player at parkhead
can't sit with the window open because a new jeet house opened up and they won't shut the fuck up. There's like 10 of them crammed into a house and they talk so loud to eachother in their disgusting subhuman jeet speak
does wanking a lot actually desensitise your penose?been wanking years but i've not seen an improvement
>>221692800You're a weirdo schizophrenic
>>221692799
>>221692800freak
>>221692814Changes the stimulus response, so sex becomes more difficult because of the lack of a visual aid
>>221692778im surrounded by oldfags so theres no shagging, but at any given moment at least one grandpa will be screaming at his mixed race grandson for not holding something properly
>>221692769fuck this could me be
what compels people to do this
>>221692779wenn du schwarz ist, dann verschwinde
arrested for attempted batterykept behind for posting peters
>>221692800why are they changing how the capcode works every fucking day
billionaires ate Madeline Macann btw
Mousey and Tilde is it... I hear wedding bells!!!
these are the facts of nofap- after 7 days your cock begins to regenerate- after 30 days you get morning erections on the reg- after 60 days you can have sex with non japanese women again- after 90 days you can feel love
>>221692846Become the shagger, be the man you were meant to beAt night, window open, like a jackhammer
>>221692814almost everything you read about wanking here is verifiably bollocksgo ahead stop wanking and or looking at porn for a few weeks or months see what changes (fuck all)
>>22169278922 here
>>221692841Does looking at the woman you're having sex with not count as a visual aid?
appears as if the parasite has become the host
my PJs smell like pisswhy would MY PJs smell like piss
>madeleine mccannwhatever appened there?
>>221692874>japanese womenvile
>>221692852/pol/ programming
>>221692893Intercourse is intimate by nature, kissing and bodily sensations may not cut it if you're wanking to piss porn or your favourite 3d animated overwatch futa
>>221692904Her 'bergs killed her
>>221692889hello jewberg my old friend i’ve come to wank with you again
Mousey and Sacked Tranny are embarking on a relationship which may lead to marriage and possibly even children.
>>221692857done that fat runt
>>221692852hes 100% correct though
>>221692904Spoilt brat didn't get her way for once
>>221692852whats MPC
>>221692904Turned into kebab meat
right well that's fan fiction pushing two of the most beloved /brit/ posters together isn't it
why do they want us to use AI so badly?
Ah-rah, deeSoo-guh-goo-gee-goo-geeGoo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-deeOoh, guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-beeFliggoo giggoo, a-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
Spaino is always the bridesmaid and never the bride...
You can laugh at danger all day longStill be laughing when the sun has goneBe wise to historyOpen your eyes and declare to meSee them wending, never ending, smiling cheersYou know that very shortly they'll change to tearsWe sit here for ever by our old firesideAnd won't sing in spring --- Three cheers for our side!
I just lost The Game
Just last week we had the proles up in arms ranting and raving about rain in May as if that's an unheard of thingNow with 30 degrees on the horizon no doubt people will be moaning about how hot it isNation of miserable bastards who can never be satisfied
>>221692961partly because its actually useful for somethingspartly because theres an absurd amount of investment riding on growing the market as much as possible
>>221692961don't know but i use it every day
>>221692989>Nation of miserable bastards who can never be satisfiedBit like your mum thenSize of a small country and impossible to please, if you catch my drift
>>221692809see them dropping their kids off to schools too. Fucking disgusting
>>221693005pretty much
>>221692988reminds me - the greatest thread in /brit/ historyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221527186/
>>221692848Very scary
could eat an entire sleeve of digestives maybe with some butter spread on them right now
Three 15 year old boys raped two 14 year old girls (both on seperate occasions) under a bridge.They filmed the rapes and then shared the footage of them doing it online.They were found guilty, but the judge decided not to punish them just le because "noo I don't want to ruin their lives by sending them to juvie/prison".Absolutely fucking sick society. If I were the dad of one of those girls I'd personally kidnap and flay the bastards to death.Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clypg68e2neo
>>221693012your maws like the universe, constantly expanding and full of dark matter
mods can we get this thread stickied it's the edition where Mouse got engaged
>>221692852Used to know this fat guy that had the secret nickname 'little girl ghost' because he was short and blonde and would just appear standing at your shoulder while you were talking to people. Couple years back he posted a facebook update saying about transitioning and ended it with "I'm a hot girl now" Just sheer utter lunacy levels of delusion and mental illness. If I ever see him again I'm just gonna be like "hey rob"
>>221693035sounds about moid
>>221692961To make money. Buy a 20k rig to run local AI before they ban it.
>hey rob
mousey and employed man married in the sims 2onlt for mousey to get blocked in a room with no door or window and die in a puddle of urine
>>221693035sounds like we need to ban bridges so people won't be raped under them anymore
RapeThat is all
>>221692852i eagerly await sacked trannys thoughts on this post
>>221693052these people are mentally ill and in pain they deserve our help not our scornand help doesn’t mean indulge their delusions
weeeeooooweeeooooooooooWE ARE HUMANAFTER ALL
accidentally went outside and it's really warm despite being overcastweird
>>221692854Du bist nicht sehr nett
Right that's the Garfield t-shirts bought off Vinted
That's called the sun rorke, it's meant to be there
he wants to be poley so bad :/
>>221693123that’s the best weather
Name is Jonathan. Whenever I have to name a character in a video game I name it "John" because I'm never called that in real life so it's a nice balance between role-playing and reality. Problem?
We At/Brit/wish Mouseand Employed Womanalovely Wedding !!
>>221693131Can you get us some pics of you in them when they arrive? Maybe a bit of bum or a flash of your bulge? xx
>>221693131Big Garfield wins again
roman bellic's wedding but its mousey and employed womans ;)
we are the brit team
now where could my pipe be
catberg sprawled out on my bed in the sun and LOVING it
The Mousecord is abuzz with the news
free boat ride for 3
>>2216932033-for-free?
tilde and toby sitting in a treek-i-s-s-i-n-gfirst comes love, then comes marriage, then come umbunny in a baby carriage
No, I will NOT have a showerNo, I will NOT have a shave
What do you call it when you eat ten cans of beans but later regret it?Heinz sight
the mouse king announces his betrothal to the beautful employed princess of Aldithe peasants roar with delight at the upcoming galamirth and merriment throughout
>>221693213Why've you photoshopped Nigel Farage into the beans?
>>221692988Fucks sakeAnother loss for me
>>221693213love poo in my beans
Reckon I can get away with bringing a bit of shitty speed on an international flight if I hide it in pill capsules. Nobody's resting for speed since ADHD meds would trigger it surely? What do we think?
>>221693224Nigga looks like this
corrrr come on Tilde giz us all a go before you become Mrs. Mouse
>>221693150remember getting annoyed that codsworth in fallout 4 won't say my name despite there being a few characters in the game with that nameyet he'll say jangjoon, liesegang, mejillones, markiepoo, and rictus perfectly fine
>>221693261ktim but bald
Sir flashlight washer
pooing
>>221693302Bottom leftSneaky git
On one hand you've got the rape gangs, and on the other the Belgian
LEZDUIT
>>221693035Holy shit this country is so wrong. Don't want to ruin the lives of those cunts by punishing them but what about the victims who will see no justice for their lives being ruined? Women might actually be right and violent crimes against them are handled very poorly.Hope those boys get what they deserve
thinking of grabbing my nans head and doing a black nigger screech til her cranium explodes
>>221693332racist bastard
>>221693331Jean Claude van Damme to Kylie Minogue on the set of Street Fighter (1994)
>>221693347scrombly
yeah it 'si max time
>>221693348I am but I don't think anyone that's been around them can really blame me
We at /brit/ are saddened to receive news pertaining to the death of the poster formally known as "mousey"R.I.P.
>>221693035We don't have all the facts.it's possible she was the one who initiated the encounter and probably later regretted it and wanted to get back at the lads.
>>221693035what race were the boys lmao
>>221693261Edmond Dante looking ahh
>>221693392i am also sucking a epsi max currently
>>221693410Under 18s are kept anonymous in criminal cases unless they are Neo nazis and then the judge makes exception
cum reeeee
Election fraud? In Tameside, Manchester you say? I wonder who could be behind this.
>>221693411curag hehe
>>221693410It's rural Hampshire I know you're desperate for them to be blacks but it's very unlikely
Gianna Michaels Oil Overload
not sure i can take another day of toil where everyone in my office is screeching about how the men kicked/didnt kick the ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JxoUo43Zg8
>>221693411they'll say this but welcome with open arms the blackest hypernigger from the filthiest slums of djibouti
I live in perpetual fear that someone here will post spoilers for a show I am currently watching.
>>221693517suck dick eat shit omelanda israeli superpower annexation magic boggedlight
>>221693517snape kills dumbledore
mad how the antagonist was actually a protagonist for the entire time
>>221693517had that when i was watching darkbrowsing /tv/ when you're watching a new show is impossible
>>221693503You didn’t say they lied tho
>>221693568just want them to be consistent
>>221693410>>221693483I read somewhere that they were gypsies but I don't remember where
>>221693517rorke dies protecting leftypol - rasheed makes an astonishing comeback - employedwoman beats the bad guy and goes "no man can defeat you? well I am NO man!" to which the everyone sniggers at. bradleycord and umcord have a witty post credit sequence which is worht staying behind for x
>>221693586Mmm but you are ignoring context
I haven't watched the finale of the boys yet, I assume it will be nicely contained in the general thread over on /tv/>Oh bloody hell what's all this?!??!?!?!!
*puts on infinite health and ammo*
>>221693607rightw ell i don't bloody care do i
>>221693456fucking scream
rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!
… scored a really early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on Sky Sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home ...
vaginas are icky
mad cunt
>>221693635thought batman killed that fella
>>221693635howling
was at the pub earlier lad at the urinal beside me didn’t stick his knob through the hole in his jeans but did a full open of his fly, pulled his boxers down a bit and lifted his bollocks out to piss mad
>>221693622
>>221693635atta boy
>>221693670>he shags his jeans
>>221693670kek I do this
>>221693707vgp
>>221693670Never bother with the fly, much quicker to do the pull down and pull over maneuver
>>221693707anime tittiesanime arse
>>221693643classic care hometheyve realised once hes in bed they dont have to check on him for the rest of the day so theyve started putting him to bed earlier and earlier
Gf might not be over tonight as she was feeling not too good yesterday... You know what that means ;)
>>221693758Wanking?
>>221693758shes shagging dominicans?
>>221693770Wanking!
>>221693743screaming
>>221693643do care homes just not give a shit if the senile old people kill themselves with food and alcohol then
>>221693790Not if you pay them enough
>>221693748worried that it's over for tim. he seems to have given up on life
>>221693758Yes I do know what that means. An early night and some paracetamol too if needed.
qrd on tim last two years? didnt know he was in a care homehowd that happen
Laughing at people who are wearing glasses
still thinking about thos plastic sex arses
>>221693748screaming over how they've discovered this trick
>>221693825joke's on you. i wear contacts
>>221693819he got sectioned and is pumped full of sedatives
>>221693825nerd cunts need their heads booting
I wear glasses but only because everybody says I look better with them instead of contacts.
>>221693825
why is everything pushing me to tip when I buy something nowfuck off with your Yank tipping bollocks
They paved paradiseTo live in a caravan
I only wear glasses when I want to be able to see anything
>>221693790scrhows that allowed
>>221693876And I said heyyyy yeah yeah yeah yeahh
>>221693819he fell over and banged his face and knee, or had some kind of face cancer that put him in hospital.he kept picking the scabs, acted mental and maybe even had fake fall overs each time the hospital sent him home. this went on for maybe 18 months. so for 18 months he was essentially bed bound in hospital. this has caused him some kind of issues with his feet as they are now swollen.hospital had enough of him and now hes in a care home.
me bumhole is howling
>>221693905Hahahaha actually giggling like a mad cunt at this Little smile on her face
>>221693876we asked commuters who wear headphones:what's going on?they said "what?"
>>221693643he has such a high opinion of himself
>>221693905mine grow at an angle too, 90 degrees
>>221693876and he was like well the niggers don't wear them
>>2216939054 beers
>>221693670that's what normal people do you SPAZ
fucked my 4 year anki streak yesterday
>>221693923scr
still can't believe Viktor Orban did this
reckon im about 70% straight
crusty jugglers
If I was a DJ I'd definitely play more daft punk than gets played in your average DJ set these days. Nothing from random access memories though, that album was horseshit
>>221693857Fuck off speccy bastard
world first ebola hanta virus cross breed
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
>>221694001
>>221693876ok we all know they're not talking about this chap
swear I just saw some gay porn just now
upping my straightness to 80% after seeing that
Shan't be clicking that
why are brits like this?
right well
rorke's ass on a silver platter
I'm jon binary
so this is rorke/rorkette
>>221694045why are yanks like this?
>>221694001thats a bloke kneeling on the sofa facing the wall with his penis and testicles wrapped up in a jockstrap getting ready to have his pink arsehole pleasured via his buddy's tongue
joe rogan has apologised to theon von
>>221694071the ndubz bird is a rorkette? coorrr
learning about how Britain mastered the sniper rifle
I AM GETTING STRONGER AND STRONGER BY THE SECOND
>>221694098remember seeing her nudes back in the day coooor
>>221694077mad that fat people always go for t shirts even though they are the worst thing you can wear if you're fat
>>221694092the history books will have to be rewritten
>>221694125video of her sucking a bwc out there isn't there
>>221693961Looks like infamous Liberal nonce Sir Cyril Smith
>>221694125
nigger in the sky with diamonds
>>221694162
>>221694162this cannot be real bruv
most of the people in this office don't turn off the light in the toilets when they leave. absolute animals
>>221694170post of the threadveritable aguerooo moment
rorke thinking it's home of sexual instead of homosexual until he's 19
>>221694194there was mong in the office toilets today who was having a piss in one of the stalls, but he left the door open, and he was also on the phone while he was pissing and flushing the toiletproper spacker behaviour
make sure it's a red light, not a blue or purple one, rorke
Tinchy Stryder
>>221694209rorke thinking its called a peanuts
>>221694077english genes
¬>>221694266>>221694266>>221694266
>english genes
