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NIGGER
Was unironically going to make this same thread
I only admire Hasselhoff for looking good in old age and being a huge drunk...he's just like me, really
I'm going to finger blast my asshole all night and watch Teletubbies
Youse guys need to stop letting this faggots make the NEW
>>221700507no girl with big tits bouncing around while she is running in slow mo?
>>221700528>faggotsAnon the Canadian wanted to use that Discord picture of two niggas kissing for the new>>221700527The teletubbies don't have penors thougheverbeit
AI sucks
Imagine eating this good
>>221700628Way too much pepper
What kinda shameless attentionwhoring cuck you gotta be to be a namefag. Talk about low effort.There's several people ITT that are known by their personality alone, this fucking shit ag has to use an actual name because he's such a boring cocksucker nobody would know or care who he was if he didn't advertise himself.What a cuck LMFAO, it's sad really.
>>221700616the Apprentice is such kino, it's only spoiled by the main char looking like Luke Skywalker and the supporting guy from Succession overacting his ass off...it's like a great yet shitty 80's horror flick, it is kino manifest
>>221700528He's doing the dirty work that millenials refuse to do, give him a break
>>221700628Spectacular, gimme 14 of them right now
>>221700628Nice amount of pepper if you like sneezing
>>221700628Not nearly enough pepper
>>221700659The guy from Sucksession is a bad actor. I noticed this in that Bruce Springsteen movie
como antes,baby vamos a hacerlo como antes,antes de que yo era cantante
Beat Kaneshiro on the first try
>>221700760Literally the only boss or enemy that should take you more than 1 try in that game is Okumura
Put me out of my misery this charade has gone on long enough
>>221700687I AM ELDEST BOY!
>>221700659I like when Donald walks in on Roy getting fucked up his butthole and he's like gross I hate this guy now
>>221699965>>221700010How about sneed’s gland
>>221700861>sneed’s glandThat's what they call the sensitive area around your banjo string
Is it strange that as I become older, I become more and more attracted to my race and less to others?
I have to pick up my kid the one weekend I would have time to grind vidyagay
>>221700616Women shouldn't be allowed in the secret service
/cum/ lacks a proper lolcow
>>221700855and he just rapes Ivanka and the movie's like ....goddamn, I love French art movie influences!
Not even one. Not a single one. Not a single person is allowed to have a dissenting voice out of more than 500.
>>221700907We have zoomzoom
>>221700911She had it coming though
How am I supposed to find time for myself in-between pissing, pooping, cumming, showering, laundry, making food for the day, basic hygiene This is bullshit i should have a slave do all this for me for free
I'm laughing remembering that Turk that got banned because he said "something triggers disgust in me when I see Indians"
holy shit'tiny unbanned from twitch?? hasan shitting and pissing his pants rn
*farts*
My full time job is maintaining my health and well being
*SSSNNNIIIFFFSSSS*
>>221700907We have fk
>>221700991Same but I'm about to get fired
The main thing that rubs me wrong about AI is I don't like verbally speaking to computers
>>221700975oh wow no not the gigabased Destiny he's totally going to blow Hasan out of the water with his slightly less left-leaning and slightly less communist opinions. Hasan should turn Destiny into a human fleshlight.
>>221700659The Apprentice is one of those things that can only be appreciated in retrospect once the subject matter is no longer relevant. Everybody ignored it on release for being culture war fodder but I guarantee it'll be seen as the American equivalent of Henry the 8th or Les Miserables.>the main char looking like Luke SkywalkerAnon Trump actually looked like that back in the 80s
>>221700907fk, leonardo, zoomzoom
The older I get the more i realize the hypothetical prospect of vaginal penetration is the carrot on a stick that keeps us going
>>221701085Fuck my ass instead
>>221701036dear zoom zoom,I expected you to write Cromwell or Patton cause I thought your taste would automatically be fyaaaaah
>>221701085not me, I'm only focusing on more important things now like anime and literature
>>221701035Isn't that the guy who's a meth head cuck that sucked a dick on video
Me and the senpai
>>221701109>Cromwell or PattonTrump isn't even worth of comps to Cromwell lmao, unlike Trump Cromwell actually managed to overhtrow the government and become a proper strongman while Trump can't even wrangle a Senate where his party has a good majority or a court where his appointees are a plurality.He's much more of a weird corrupt lolcow above all else.
>>221701033Always start your promps with "Ayo leme AX u smn mane" if you want unbiased raw truth. Be careful
I DON'T wish I had a NIGGER bitch
>>221701181whoaaah now pardner, overthrowing the old regime ain't the same as destroying the American republic.
instead of watching destiny watch MATI
nuke texas
Nuke California
The southeast is the most based part of the US. Beautiful women, no lgbt, no ugly pinkhairs, just good ol' conservatism
benus
i think the midwest is better. iowa missouri and wisconsin are based
Eat out a local tranny tonight. Get his cream sauce. Have a cold cadaver at 4 am in a mostly empty morgue. Go somwhere you've never been. Listen to a black woman talk. Order the penis hard. Smoke a rock. Smoke two. Suck off a rabbi. Have niggeroni. Have four. Leave your ass open to a world that might not understand but will fuck you anyway. Suck fast. Tip your landlord. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Check please!
Nuke everything west of the mississippi
Sulgrave Manor, the Washingtons' ancestral home in England
>>221701310>no lgbtnigga aint heard of atlanta
>>221701388Everyone mocks Atlanta and everyone hates it.
>>221701384probably owned by a Games Workshop employee now
>>221701406A lot of faggots in Marietta now too
>>221701310lots of niggers
>>221701375He got framemogged by a twink
>>221701427I'm from Tennessee.
>>221701310So many fat fucks though, it's called the kidney stone belt for a reason too
>>221701442My parents want to retire there
>>221701418It's owned by a trust and open to visitors if you'd like to make the trip
eating scones with a cream and sausage gravy is pretty anglo ngl
>>221701310>Beautiful womenKind of but they have serious obesity problems and it's not just a Black thing either. They've been getting a lot of Mexicans and Indians lately too.>no lgbtThey're there they're just a lot weirder and cooler than other fags apart from Miami and Atlanta which are filled with zesty spics and bucks respectively>no ugly pinkhairsAnon... the dinergoth thing is very real down there just like it is in the Midwest>just good ol' conservatismIn most places kind of but Texas, Virginia, and Florida are big exceptions for various different reasons
>>221701119Yes, he is also a negligent father who abandoned his son to become a full time streaming lolcow. He's a literal cuckold and he even brags about it.
my family owns land in north carolina but I have no desire to go there
i dont think gays live in miami they kind of fled it since desantis
>>221701499they should rename it to worst carolina 2bh
>>221701523>i dont think gays live in miami Anon...
>>221701310>Beautiful women, no lgbt, no ugly pinkhairs, just good ol' conservatismlmao trying going outside
>>221701537im white hispanic, not gay.
>>221701523>i dont think gays live in miami
The real redpill is the Four Corners>historically no blacks>lack of tech industry means fewer jeets >mormons are nice if kinda weird>reservations all around means cheaper gas and ciggies>nice mountains and deserts you can explore>santa fe, denver, and increasingly slc are liberal hubs if you want art or coffee or somethingThe southwest is calling anon
There's too many niggers in the south for me
>>221701555>White HispanicThat's like saying I'm white black
>>221701523>i dont think gays live in miami they kind of fled it since desantiswhat did he mean by this?
>>221701593>the Four CornersDude fuck off, I live in Phoenix and routinely have suicidal ideations because of how much I hate it here despite my life being on the upswing
>>221701661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7Ijg1Y2_Q
>>221701661all of the retirees up here are flooding your state or florida. sorry mate.
>>221701036>Everybody ignored it on release for being culture war fodder but I guarantee it'll be seen as the American equivalent of Henry the 8th or Les Miserables.Orange Golem is no Henry VIII. He’s just one of those Late Rome emperors who no one remembers, presiding over the decline
>>221701687https://youtube.com/watch?v=EtA34cdinQg&
>>221701375Real quote?
>>221701748unavailable, I hope it wasn't walk on by, because the Stranglers KILLED that one
>>221701787Those people don't look white
>>221701787It's literally the fucking goblin meme HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221701802That's the new white
>>221701787lol
>im white hispanic
What would you do in your ReLife?
why do we reply to bait every time
>>221701845kms
>>221701851Tbf you're already posting in a namefag thread so you're already screwed
Hello friends. Today I helped my dad cut a hole in the wall and run a wire up from the garage ceiling to the room upstairs to create a new power outlet.
How are Jews not white? Epstein was white
>>221701738>one of those Late Rome emperors who no one remembersHe's more like Giolitti, Chernenko/Andropov, Anthony Eden, or Dowager Cixi; the last, most corrupt, incompetent dying gasp of an old system throwing out everything and the kitchen sink short of actual structural reform in order to hold on to power and and miserably fail at projecting strength abroad at the same time.>>221701776>I hope it wasn't walk on byNope, it was By The Time I Get To Phoenix
>>221701851are you gonna like preach the Bible off of that premise?
Trump is caesar, not a late roman emperor.
Do you gentlemen enjoy the poetry of Robert Herrick?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jw-5D_rG4
>>221701879I agree, but there isn’t a lot of great art about Andropov or Anthony Eden
>>221701876Jobs with dadberg are always comfy
>>221701894Do you want to fuck my ass?
>>221701912Not when he's angry and yells at you
>>221701919True
>>221701787The man looks like an Arab. Put him in a different outfit, and he could be an ISIS member, or a Saudi Prince
My sister in law works with her parents and she totally skips the chain of command to argue with her parents
What is the deal with the American cultural fascination with Hot Honey?
>>221701983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbTIKHYwog
>>221701983I had hot honey on my pizza it was gross tbqh
>>221701917somewhat
>>221701983It's alright. I like it with pineapple and ricotta on pizza but I don't go out of my way to get it frequently.
>>221701908>there isn’t a lot of great art about AndropovThe Americans is a really great show, you should check it out. It's about Soviet spies in Northern Virginia in the 80s based on an irl couple that did the same thing in Ottawa. It's probably my favorite show about glowies and how they operate.>Anthony Eden A lot of the really British war films from the 50s and 60s like A Bridge too Far or Bridge Over the River Kwai were veiled critiques or reactions to his hubris destroying the British Empire
>>221701994https://youtu.be/qPivThywnnk
>>221700628bacon looks okeggs look grim and overcooked
I'm so sick of weatherjews when it is it going to be hot
Did someone say hot sauce?
>>221701983It's a psyop pushed by private equity.I do like it with potstickers though.
I'm casually monitoring this thread and I keep coming back to find posts deleted. What is going on?
>>221702008>pineapple and hot honey pizzaItalians on suicide watch
>>221702013A Bridge Too Far is a sad document of when the mad courage and singleminded courage of the Brits suddenly couldn't win the day anymore
1hi bet some of you live in states where you can see it
When I was in elementary school all my teachers were fat old women. Didn't have a young teacher until like 5th grade. Now you walk into an elementary school and half the teachers and staff are in their 20s. What's going on
>>221702038Italians don't give a shit about what you put on pizza only redditors do
why does everyone know what hot honey is but me
*singleminded determination
>>221702048Are they launching that at Tel Aviv
How can they blame young white men for checking out of societylook at this bullshitbeing a NEET is the most dignified thing you can do
>>221702065If it was so great you wouldn't be posting here in every thread
>>221702064And now they are all fucking the students. Where were these teachers when I went to school?
>>221702065sharty owns gookchan
>>221702014reminds me of the Birthday Party, the Australian Bauhaus
>>221702037Janitor >>221702064Lots of the old ones retired, and the new ones don't last long enough with how shitty some kids and parents. I don't work at the elementary school though.
>>221702071we're not that lucky
>>221701877Because it's possible to perform a genetic test, and determine if someone is jewish. That is to say, they are clearly distinct from white people. hope this clears things up : )
Drake wrote that line about Persoids about me
>>221700628/cum/ should do more foodposting
>>221702071>Are they launching that at Tel AvivNo they're doing that with this >>221700049
>>221702071indian oceanalso they pushed it back 30 min
>>221702073you posted this yesterday and the day before.
Broke my nicotine fast… 1 week no zyns all that effort gone to waste
>>221702115MOAB IS YOUR WASHPOT! AND AS FOR THE AMALEKITES...
>>221702097spaceport is in palmachim in rishon lezion not in tel avivthey could build chopsticks there for another starbase but thats unlikely imo
zyns and vapes should be banned
What's hot honey? Sounds nigger or something
>>221702073Hello fellow kids
>>221702150>in rishon lezionas in the home of Shahar Mazuchinsky?
>>221702138I'm an expert at quitting smokingI've successfully quit over a thousand times
539s should not be able to own land or grant inheritance.
I'm incel maxxing at the gym, when I'm around girls get dazed and confused, they are wondering why isn't this guy approaching me, they don't know, how could they possibly know, I'm an enigma
>>221702149idk that one but blue origin launch was only a month ago>>221702180yes
>>221702099Gassed that freak
>>221702191stonecold
>>221702191I bet you're handsome
>>221702161>What's hot honey?NYC private equity's favorite thing this decadehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike%27s_Hot_Honey
Working isn't honorable, you work because if you don't you don't eat, if you can eat without working why would you work
Who let this 539 in here
hot honey, i’m home…
>>221702222Sounds like hipster Sweet and Sour sauce.
>>221702247Says the neet
NEW OLIVIA RODRIGO SINGLE TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT
>>221702222How about Mike’s Hot Homey
Wtf is a 539
>>221702266It is, it's best with Asian food but for some retarded reason they always slather it on pizza which makes it too wet, sweet, and unmanageable
>>221702293539 was when Cyrus 'the Virus' Achaemenid let the Jews free from their captivity in Babylon afaik
he doesn't know what a 539 is!
>>221702293738273
watching a walking tour of the Philippines because a friend wants me to visit himI'm seeing lots of grey haired dudes walking with girls that look 15 at most, no, that does not make want to go there more
So hipsters are still alive and well and didn't die when older millennials got older
>>221702293I five three nine you to ask me that again!
>>221702328Is this true
>>221702347I four fourths don't care :)
>>221702338Most millennials abandoned the hipster phase but you always get stragglers and hold outs. Sort of like aging hippies and beatniks that are still around. The general hipster lifestyle isn't conducive to millennial aging though, longboarding in your 30s with a bad knee isn't fun.
>>221702328Pretty rare to see old dudes with young girls walking around unless you are in Angeles in the walking street. Rarely saw yt pipo in Manila, did see a couple so fat they were on scooters, that was embarrassing
>>221702338zoomers wear mullets that would make Bowie blush and Tom Selleck staches, the word irony is a thing of the past nowadays
>>221702338Riding my fixie around Williamsburg listening to Neutral Milk Hotel on my iPod while flashing my pinkie moustache tattoo at people
I miss hipster culture
>>221702352>Those guys are almost 40 at this point if not past
Drunk-riding my fixie around Williamsburg double-fisting PBR
I LOOVE YOUU JEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
>>221702431indie rock fucking suckedI tried to listen to Mountain Goats and I wanted to stab that fucking guy
>>221702466
>>221702352not from the videos>>221702372>Angelesthat's exactly where he livesfrom the videos I think Ill skip it, not going
>>221702466Emo didn't exist in 2000 and that's not what Scenesters looked like
>>221702515shut the fuck up the image is authoritative and you are not. you're objectively wrong too.
midwest emo SUCKS
>>221702515The Yeah Yeah were legit though, that guitarist knew what's up
>>221702510>that's exactly where he livesChrist he must be a degenerate
*Yeah Yeah Yeahshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lkdip-RbLk
>>221702064My kindergarten teacher in 2003 was an old lady that had a heart attack like a month or 2 in and the 21 year old assistant took over for the rest
>>221702506i look like that
>>221702542AND I PROMISE YOU CAN BORROW MY MICHIGAN STATE SWEATSHIRT THAT I LEFT FOR SUMMER
>>221702567Yeah?
>>221702567https://youtu.be/exqCFoPiwpk
>>221702542I liked it, it sounded like 80's King Crimson
There is no real scene or style anymore, it's just corporate slopcore like everyone shops at Walmart or JC Penney.
>>221701375Oh and “what about dog pussy” you might have asked yourself. Well let me be the guy who tells you what you already *bleep*ing know… it’s good. It’s real good.
>>221702603well he was no Jay fucking ReatardI mean, it takes commitment to die of cocaine poisoninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiSbKRHOvw
>>221702609Scrunchie on the wrist for ME
>>221702631Are Reatard
>>221702604apparently she cried because her bf didnt show uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIIxlgcuQRU
>>221702561lol, yeah he is, what's up with that area?
>>221702609For me it’s Kirkland Signature core (I’m doing it postironically though so it’s actually cool)
my gf had sex with 14 men (4 blacks)
>>221702647that guitar sound is fucking gold
The idea of getting an escort just has no appeal in a first world country. If I want an escort I want to pay some bitch in Vietnam or Brazil the equivalent of $30 USD to let me piss on her face and slap her around
>>221702650>what's up with that areaFormer U.S military town that was a destination for rest and relaxation. Very similar to how Malta was super degenerate under British rule for the same reason.
>>221702671the american rose
>>221702692What’s the point of a professional whore when you can just get a girl off Tinder for the price of your own drink at the bar
>>221702667so ill fitting carpenter jeans and heavyweight cotton t-shirt that makes you sweat just looking at it?
rate my sperg>go out on porch to vape weed>neighbours are admiring my garden>im behind a lilac tree 6-7 feet away>”babe what flowers are these?!! omg are they violets?!!”>voice of his gf is unnaturally grating to my nerves>”babe I was right they’re violets!!!!”am I the asshole for being annoyed? I didn’t do anything except silently wish they would leave
it's like Jimmy Page on those shitty 70's Led Zep live recordings, only focused
>>221702720We are ugly and don't get matches on tinder.
>>221702731no they're annoying fags and you have a right to be annoyed.vaping and weed are faggotshit though so you might want to be careful.
>>221702671That is roughly 29% black. This means they are being statistically over represented here relative to their share of the national population. If it were me I would slowly start looking for a new lady.
>>221702731Why are you unhappy that your garden is being admired?
Our superintendent was promoted to a prestigious position because he runs the supposed best work crew in this industry in Alberta. Did we get a pay raise? No we did not.
>go out on porch to vape weed
Kyle Busch died
Caitlin Clark is white excellence and that's why they hate her
>>221702729I can fix her…
>>221702767we live in a city that is like 1/3rd black tho
>>221702782>Kyle BuschThe NASCAR driver NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221702782Don’t know who that is
>>221702781>I step away from the porch to breathe
theyre just gonna keep pushing it back o algo
Dead as Disco sucks
do zyns
>>221702073Goymaxxing
>>221702729I don’t actually rep full Kirkland. I just like their heavyweight t-shirts, which they’ve already ruined via crapflation, so used to like :(((((((
>>221702759don’t worry, it’s a dry herb vape (no combustion or THC oils). it’s literally just a ceramic chamber that heats the weed until it releases vapours>>221702773I did some soul searching and I think it’s because of unresolved internalized stigma from smoking weed as a teen and getting in trouble with my parents. If I went outside for a different reason it would probably have been fine.
>>221702506He was a real emo not one of those posers that suicide baits. Respect.
>>221702073This doesn’t even make any sense. Being a soldier is one of the highest cortisol things you can possibly do. That’s purportedly a part of soldiers getting PTSD; that soldiers bodies/minds don’t know how to readjust back to low cortisol civilian life
>>221702807I heard he went to the hospital for something sinus related...wtf????I am sad.
>>221702889Nigga that’s McNutts
>>221702890>watch Jarhead>it's about Jake G. being a complete dick...in a warehousewell FUCK THAT!
>>221702920>poop 2why did this get me
been pooing a bit too easily lately and that concerns me
>>221702937For me, it’s breakfast for dinner only $29.99
>>221702946posted about this recently >>221695075
>>221702920so many little things in this image. it's hilarious. do you mind if i save it?
>>221702975I do mind
Crazy how 20 years ago your name would just be in a publicly available book with your phonenumber and anyone could call it
>>221702989and virtually no one ever did.as opposed to now where all numbers are "unlisted" yet unwashed pajeets haflway around the world call you at 3am to steal your banking info. true progress(?)
>>221702989>ayo, we cold called this number to see if you're a shook one!
I'm getting 10+ jeet spam calls a day
>>221703053Same i think there a massive data breach and they got my number
>>221703053>>221703078This is why you should never give out your number unless it's absolutely necessary. To companies, I mean
>>221703053The British failure to completely destroy India is the greatest crime ever perpetrated against mankind.
Sloppa ready
Macseal is doo doo
>>221703140I'd like to eat your hole after that meal
>>221703140very jasonesque meal
how do you feel that jason likes his new runescape friends more than any of you
>>221703169Oh no not troonscape
>>221703140100% guychow
>>221703169Feels bad
>>221702975All yours, my friend
>>221703200ay, you gotta problem wit baked zitti ovah eah?
>>221703140Can you describe it
forgot what i was gonna post award
and the yankees, where are they now?
>>221703235
>>221703249That you want to make sweet love to my boyhole
Hippies are bad people cosplaying as good people. Punks are good people cosplaying as bad people.
personality quiz websites got btfo'd by AI
>>221703235>>221703264ohOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't know who Kyle Busch was, but apparently he's dead now.
>>221703278have you ever heard of the 70's punx slogan of NTAH - never trust a hippie?
>>221703288kys aijeet
>>221703299Yeah, likely the first famous victim of the hentai virus. Gotta use a big name celebrity to get the masses going about it.
I bet the peanut oil industry has a hit out on the guy who invented air fryers
>>221703278>>221703305hippies dont exist anymore
>>221703249Many such cases. Sad!>>221703299Jesus fucking christ, I literally just heard about him last week because I was reading about how an asset protection policy he purchased got fucked up.
punks are trannies stfu troon
>>221703332I identify as one, and if you were to see me, you'd probably agree
>>221703332Punks don't either both are such hilariously antiquated subcultures fgts may as well be calling themselves "beatniks" or "flappers"
>>221703169are runescape players big enough losers not to make fun of him?
Dirty deedsTHUNDER CHIEFDirty deedsTHUNDER CHIEFDirty deeds and the thunder chiefDirty deeds and the thunder chief
>>221703332im a hippie hygiene-wise
And my tech worship ain't even out of character. Ever heard of All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace?
growing up is realizing petite women are the best
>>221703398This is rooted in pedalfelia
>>221703398
>>221703398if she has a vagina and isn't stinky that's like 80% of problems solved
>>221703368there are even bigger losers than Jason in Runescape. why do you think he left /cum/ and just sits in /vg/ now? they don't bully him like we did. I can personally take credit for giving Jason several massive, multi-week meltdowns.A year ago I said one of his guns was a "knockoff" and he went apeshit for months about it.
>>221703382Livin easyLovin freeShe's a nigger on a one-way ride
>>221703426You want the vagina to.be stinky It is a sign of female virility
>>221703382Thirty beadsTHUNDER CHIEFThirty beadsTHUNDER CHIEFThirty beads and the thunder chiefThirty beads and the thunder chief
>>221703398I love them but it'd be a cruel and unusual punishment to marry one and have kids with one given I'm 5'6"
Was 4chan always this muzzie? Everywhere I go it's a Muslim crying about jews
>>221703398This is manlet cope
>>221703446Oh shit have I been mishearing that the whole time?That would be embarrassing
>>221703455muslims havent done as much harm to the west as jeets and jews
>>221703436this makes sense actually, ftms who destroyed their fertility with testosterone have no smell
NEU!>>221703474>>221703474>>221703474
>>221703278>Punks are good peoplenot particularly.
>>221703398Skinny and tall > thick and short > skinny and short > thick and tall
>>221703475What harm have indians done besides littering? If you deported them all they would have left no markJews on the other hand
>>221703504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJEbyWT7gIg
I make fun of jeets but I wouldn't last .5 seconds in pic rel
>>221700906it makes sense to have them as undercover agents, like random female dinner guests. But having them as the frontline makes no sense.
