Smoke me a NEW, I'll be back for /brit/fast edition
*enters the thread*
poo smells lmao
in bedx
if you were wondering, this is literal, exact moment when the british empoire fellhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779387740125441.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779387740125441.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779387740125441.webmhistorians will see this as the end of it all
>>221701772ktim every day
>>221701772me not 20 minutes ago
after all these years i realize at last that "slagposting" is indian brained
>>221701778posted it again award
anyone ever tried heroin?
>>221701775*gets naked and climbs in next to you*
wank in bed me
Live your myth in Croydone
best /brit/ memories are not of namefags but instead when we all used to watch flms together on that one site where you could queue up videos
Done nowt but imagination wanks all year At the absolute most its an instagram wank to ladies from my hometown
>>221701797...yh
>>221701727Oh yeah I know Slowdive, it's a good song that. I unironically listened to that album because it was called Souvlaki lel.
anyone remember nelson scrandela or poo barms
the current First Lady of Sierra Leone has a council flat in London lol
what is laos likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnCaJGF88HM
>>221701558I heard of him but I haven't heard this song.>>221701611I haven't heard of them but since they are apparently Scottish I will post some more Scottish rock from the noughties: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMZbmcoJgI>>221701620I never listened to The Last Shadow Puppets. That song sounds alright. And yes the first two AM albums are good but there are some good songs from later albums too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLsBJPlGIDU
>>221701790nah you're just a paki trying to be a thread policeman
I often fantasise about licking Morgan Donner's musky bumhole. I can imagine it as a perfect pale arse, split apart by a delightful soft crack within which a tight, coffee-stained ringpiece beckons
>>221701798don't do that haha
>>221701809and how has it changed your brain?
>>221701808you should do it again. might be nice for all the lonely incels
>>221701790most straight yank
>>221701805knew this was croydon before even seeing the post texthyper noticer myself
>>221701827why would her arsehole have coffee stains?
Lost Prophets - Last Train Home. Sound of the summer.
used to love a celeb wank, haven't had one in ages
>>221701827Gemma Collins is my filthywankfu
>>221701810are you the lad that lived on a boat? what's it like? can you take it without getting addicted?
>>221701836woke put a stop to it
you arrive in milton keynes
>>221701843posted it again award
chudette
>>221701832Not too much. Never had a problem with wanking. Always been a once or twice a weeker.Been getting strong urges to approach women irl but I think thats just because im becoming more normal in general
This paragraph of cringe impotent seething will surely convince everyone to vote Green
hi can you reply to my previous post please thanks
>>221701822>I never listened to The Last Shadow PuppetsThey have some good chunes.>but there are some good songs from later albums tooI just loved those fast energy songs, must have been insane to see them live back then.
>>221701859yehits nice but highly addictive.
jacked off to nigger porn again award
more like london'tmore like britain'tmore like englambtotheslaughter
>>221701895WHICH ONE?
>>221701905
>>221701850what a stupid questionyou're not stupid, are you?/brit/'ll brook no stupidity
Crikey
>>221701906talking britain down award
>>221701920Bradleywalsh Simpson: Chase my shorts!
>>221701926hate when my feet like that >_<
gotta die eventually
britain? more like bell-end
much to think about
rape and torture and disembowel every twitter usercrush all twitter users in a hydraulic presstar and feather twitter users
>>221701955*X
>>221701926looks like the lad they find strapped to a bed in hit 90s crime thriller se7en
>>221701926>>221701950Damn, that's very unfortunate
fucking brutal day of asda delivery toil. never doing another Thursday again.
>>221701902No, but you see, those young tarts were forced to go to multi-billionaire Epstein's tropical island to drink expensive champagne and ride jet skis when they really didn't want to
>Bristol neo-Nazi attack sparks review of counter-terror processhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d3673693eo
I don’t know if it’s because Ive been drinking but I just looked in the mirror and I look fucking FIT
should really stop being fat
>>221701997show us your belly
Mark who plays the tubaNOW that thread was a cracker
>>221701997ktim
>>221701955It’s called X now grandpa. Get with the times
No Australians.......smacking my head and screaming until an Australian shows up
Dont be scared to get to the money at all times. I went to sleep at 3AM I was back up at 6:30 EXCITED, no excuses “aahhh my back” yo shut the fuck up and let’s get to the money man
Sexy Asian women
>>221701988ktim thinking I’m built like Tony Soprano but reality hits me and I’m just a fat fucking chud with a disproportionate build
>>221701988https://youtu.be/YgiyWGyJcIc?si=-Ick4K0ybF_3G-GZ
no slabhead at world cup :-(
>>221702015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlbmIMbKZa4
>>221701993love this one
why do gays talk like that though
when someone describes themselves as "built like a brick shithouse" i always assume they're just incredibly fat
and when im back in chicago, i feel it
>>221702020https://youtu.be/YH0KWX2a8zY?si=d3X8DynOPvBY0Fw0
>>221702051Idk but it's very funny to me
>>221701898>I just loved those fast energy songs, must have been insane to see them live back then.True. Some of their recent songs are alright too I guess, I haven't listened to a lot of it though.
>>221701984thought that was a 13yo boy
>>221702058this is just uncouth :/
>>221702004Mmmmm boy are you fatReginald van gleeson the third mmm boy are you fat!
off the booze and feeling very sad haha x
love watching 1930s films, they're so strange, it is like a window into an entirely different world.
>>221702092cheer up mate:)
Drinking orange soda with coconut cream and rum It peng
>>221701955hear hear
me on the right
When she sees my tiny pink willy
>>221702074Haven't listened to them in years
>>221701984>Alina Burns, 19, was jailed on Friday for the terrorism-motivated attack in Bedminster, Bristol, on 2 August 2025>Five months prior, a man on an online dating app had reported her threat to "kill all the Jews and Muslims in Britain", but the matter was sent back to local police, which Counter Terrorism Policing (CTP) has now admitted was a mistake.
>>221702020where's this
>>221702114:)
>>221702098Feel the same about 1970s sex comedies
autists fucking love the British Empire
>>221702059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQxkQM6HEk
>>221701920more like barn't
fuck the pope
>>221702135loooool
imagine you’re raped at knifepoint and your rapist gets praised for good trial behaviour & you get told “he just had ADHD and low IQ
Would you rather be violently raped by an ugly woman with a strap on to the point it injures you or sensually milked by an attractive and charming man?
>>221702147lov this fella
>>221702127remember when this was spammed allover 4chanquite a grim gay pedo we live in
>>221702142yh and the battle of rorke's drifttneed a name for those types of spackers...
hope the world cup is a massive flop
>>221702170first one
jesus christthe most successful conman in the history of the universe bro played the entire world and 2000 years later his con is still running
>>221702170ugly womani'm into trannies so it'd just be like getting bummed by a tranny really.
/brit/ threads have disneyland-style hidden bradleys
>>221702170stop trying to turn me gay with your mind games
>>221701984if I were in the fillum 'ex machina' this is what I'd want my sexy robotess to look like
Got the fucking bossa nova on Sitting in the sun with my slippers on Breeze smells like spring flowers x
>>221702195
biomass infestation
>>221702142>>221702174
What happened to him?
>>221702170Is it like a femboy type man or like a Henry cavill type man
>>221702174drifters?hmm... no, already taken*taps pen against pad*
>>221702195dont like this
>>221702210why he scheming
>>221702216pineapple chimp
>>221702185Diego won't like this. Not one bit.
Can you help us find Katia?Katia Kassis, aged 14, was last seen in Double Bay about 12pm yesterday (Thursday 21 May 2026).
I would press my face right into her ass as she farts.
>>221702202a 12 year old boy?
>>221702192disneyland has hidden stuff?
we have so many brown hispanics that soccer is actually a popular sport now
um>>221702202>>221702085
rorke teaching his parrot squawke to shout 'niggard' at passers-by and then whipping out the dictionary when they try to punch him
They don’t usually look like this
As soon as I put my phone down this will be me
>jesus christ>the most successful conman in the history of the universe bro played the entire world and 2000 years later his con is still running
>>221702217Face and personality of Henry caville but more of a slim athletic body
>>221702159end the ADHD scamhang the psychiatrists and big pharma parasites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM0ZU3NvfX8
>>221702195really cool :P
going bed, i'm knackered
More like Cutia!
>>221702241mad how mexicans love they soccer but are still shit at it
Can you help us find Abbie? Abbie Hudson-Keys, aged 15, was last seen on Panorama Avenue, Charmhaven, about 10am yesterday (Thursday 21 May 2026).
this world cup is going to be really boringeven if we win, it won't be right
>>221702276https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgIu2xcIJ6w
>>221702295i don't want to win this oneour squad has no aura
>>221702287
>>221702295>>221702305jf manager toogrim
>>221702295going to be a shitfest
>>221702251
BIGBLACKBRITISHBROADCASTING CORPORATION COCK
>>221702208howd he get in there
>>221702295>weBro thinks he’s on the team
>>221702295>if we winWe won't
>>221702241https://voca.ro/118A3qO2Y09g
>>221702323
>>221702296This is one of my favorite channels, this guy is a fucking genius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz7RGARtAgc
>>221702295It's been soulless for quite a while now
>>221702320ai generated fake advert to make people mad is it
>>221702295without foden it's meaningless
>>221702295not really games are on at a good time that you can go out with the lads for a booze from 5/6 so you're nicely pissed by the time it starts then straight out after. will be unreal if the weather is good
>>221702323Get the snowbunnies posted
>>221702337Haha I used to spam that WebM, hoping I would be like him one day with a chocolate qveen
would anyone like to talk about black men?
>>221702337that boy boutta change
Is it really possible for a country boy to reach the third formless jhana?
we all foden in life
>>221702365Yeah
Quiet nights of quiet stars,quiet chords from my guitarFloating on the silencethat surrounds us.Quiet thoughts and quiet dreams,quiet walks by quiet streamsAnd a window that looks out on CorcovadoOh how lovely!
entering a new phase in life, one where i go crazy
>>221702366now do england
>>221702366roar
dont worry, foden will here here, with all of us *touches in you in the chest with a warm smile*
>>221702377
>>221702389
zesty fodie hiding in the luggage compartment
>>221702410
/brit/ post the sexiest British related web or pic nude
homelander
>>221702420england without immigration
>>221702366What do you call a scotsman in a world cup knockout?The referee!
it's getting kinda hectic
>>221702421slop
>>221702426
>>221702366imagine if scotland cared about international football (quite the ratio)
>>221702296Lol, good channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTNq5OEeFlQ
Roger & the Rottentrolls
>>221702432
its the final, second halfengland is down 1theres just been a huge, horrible injury, but no one is ready to sub inthe mascot takes his mask offits foden, with that trademark grinthe match is savedroll credits
>>221702449It's so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm08v69vG10
Imagine the amount of mental gymnastics you have to jump through at an old people’s home when you want the fit helpers to clean your arse and cock and not the fat birds or heaven forbid the males
no englishman has ever won the premier league as managerdoubt that will change
>>221702421jeets love they ai slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ5tgQFbBrk
>quite the ratio
It's important to chew your food
my mind cant comprehend people posting here in their 30s, biggest mistake i ever made was coming to this shithole from a meme i saw on twitter 2 years agoluckily im only 21 so not a fucking chance ill still be here brain rotting at 25+
>>221702459who the FUCK is jarrell quansah
Mgbongo kick a ball into a net did he
>>221702436poo howling
>euro 2016What a time
>>221702487>spent 19-21 on /brit/its over mate
>>221702443Chile mentioned
>>221702487sadder posting here when you're young imo
>>221702492
just heemed a fly
gay son or thot daughter
If you are an old man in a care home or hospital are you allowed to refuse male nurses from showering you or cleaning your ass?
>>221702487I agree but I gurentee you’re like 29 or 28 or something. Your post stinks of BS prove your age rn or you’re a liar
>>221702487big mistake wasting your prime playing on your computernot too late for you
>>221702500you've reminded me of robson-kanus goal against belgium
>>221702517thot daughter and i crack her
he thinks he's leaving 4channel
>>221702519
>>221702517gay son up 1 million
*shucks and jives*
Rorke's sister
>>221702473English football didn't start in 1992A Scottish manager hasn't won the Scottish league title for 15 years
>>221702517>>221702534this gave me deja vu
>>221702534bit gay
>>221702546Average Massachusetts resident on the left
>>221702459>half the squad are wogs Change the channel marge
>>221702554sexy goal was that
your youth is for rotting away in the bedroom, on the computer/phone, when you're old and saddled with responsibilities and have health problems, that's when living begins!
Loving the warm weather x Loving being american
>>221702500sturridge last minute goal vs wales, losing to a part time dentist and kane on corners what a time
>>221702589it was a different kind of kino
if I was born in America I’d be a shaggerJust so you’re all aware, it’s this shithole country that holds me back not myself
Shared a post from /brit/ on instagram stories and only got 1 like. You guys must up your game otherwise I'll have to find some other friends.>>221702517I have this card on SillyTavern.
>>221702520fine but only because you badgered me into it
don't like our world cup squad as there are too many BLACKS in it and i am a racist x
>>221702599very nice little cuts of fuckmeat
I don't understand when they play with the pink shoes, it doesn't look good
>>221702554he must have a foot like a traction engine
>>221702599*pinch zoom pinch zoom pinch zoom*MODS
>>221702617Holy cringe
>>221702599nobut go to some small city in the usa in the midwest or somewhere and you'll ascend 3 points just for having an accent (they can't tell where it's from, but they like it)
>>221702617very distasteful language you should be ashamed
>very nice little cuts of fuckmeat
doesnt actually matter if you spend your whole life in your bedroom posting on 4chan or if you instead make millions and become the ceo of a company or something cuz you die in the end anywaywestern countries are going to shit and will look like brazil in a few decades anyway and there is nothing that can be done. the only thing in life that can be done is to believe in god, live virtuously, and hope there is an afterlife.
>>221702619they want to show support for our lgbtqia+~ overlords
>>221702629Mods what?
>>221702646scrombled eggs and ham
>>221702633Our women HATE oldworld pansies
>>221702492What would YOU know about it?Nothing, thats what.
>>221702654is it really that?
>>221702646holy based
>>221702657the accent thing is true though
>>221702657nuh uh
>>221702500The UK should have a united football team, then we could have had Bale and we might have actually won something
are these nipples big or normal
>>221702663no they get paid lots of money to wear specific boots by the brand
>>221702681Who cares Beautiful day out x
>>221702681absolutely freakish and disgustingly big
>>221702681Nigga got pepperoni nipples lol
>>221702657capcould literally stroll into any mall in ann arbor and walk out with a pengers
>>221702681how tall is bro lol
>>221702681omds
>>221702681LOOOOOOOOOOL
>>221702651how are you supposed to live virtuously from your smelly bedroom
>>221702685yeah probably, but even the colour?
>>221702681suckable
>>221702681needs removal it ruins the rest which is lush xalso why are they brown
>>221702681want to suck them
>>221702681you better be shagging lad
>>221702719monks live their lives in smelly bedrooms in monestaries too
just saw an advertisement
>>221702722buy an ad
>>221702740shagging lads
>>221702721I think they just want attention like with most things footballers do
Dont care still getting the bloody west saved x
I’ve only had sex once so idk how true it is but pussy tastes DISGUSTING I thought it would be sweet shit tastes vile bro
>>221702747don't they use incense in their cells? could smell lovely, never know
>>221702761how
>>221702681giving this some more (you) s hopefully it will go viral on twitter
>>221702740getting shagged more likebros built like a double gay twink
>>221702756lmao, this shit is so gay>>221702765pussy tastes peng
how is a youtube link an ad
>>221702775no one is posting shite from here on twitter
>>221702765what were you expecting the escort will have had other customers before you you're slurping next man's spunk
>>221702791you're advertising your youtube channel, charlie.
when the narn tastes like battery
the return of the sausages
>>221697955>>221697955>>221697955
New>>221702826>>221702826>>221702826
>>221702791I got banned on /mu/ one time for sharing a Fantano link
>>221702774Not going to respond cos threads almost done x
i know the singular rorke poster stuff is a meme but this lad is seriously ruining his life
>>221702810he bit my finger
>>221702791>Searching for posts that contain ‘The new 'eitch’.>548 results found.
