summer outfits edition
poo smells
>>221717058Congratulations on the fit rorke.
WHEEZINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLoLkOicHak
t-shirt weather out but i'm still a fat bastardit not right
The lady playing Helen of Troy in the odyssey is as fit as fuck I’d launch a thousand ships for her if ya na what I mean son
Quentin get off X and get a bloody JOB
>>221716908also you'll be right just get a job in a restaurant or some shit and make a bajiliion dollars in tips
Aw richt a'll drink it!!
Non zero chance I'm about to demolish a bag of crisps
I use Arch Linux but I'm not nearly as fat as that guy
>>221717110>The lady playing Helen of Troy in the odyssey is as fit as fuckrorke mate...
>>221717126Shut up nigga. Nobody taking life advice from you lmao.
>>221717131wtf!!!
>>221717033Colour me intrigued. What are you building?
>>221717138More like Harambe of Tanzania
>>221717172Voice activated controls for my wheelchair m9 :-)
>>221717178
Muslim in the England team is Rorke's 9/11
ktim
>>221717138Who is rorke and what do you mean son.FYI she’s the best actress for the role, she is absolutely stunning and Helen of Troy was meant to be be the most beautiful woman in the world
>FYI she’s the best actress for the role, she is absolutely stunning and Helen of Troy was meant to be be the most beautiful woman in the world
>>221717172A violentmonkey script centered around dHash. That's as much as I can say at this time.
does a read
>>221716908Maybe check out the airforce or navy? Maybe army is there are good jobs there but air force tends to be the best. Anything from electrician to avionics mechanic to even those blokes who sit in that tower at airports, you can do that as a job in the airforce then once you're out do it at civilian airports and it pays alright. Sucks with the carJust don't do something silly and join a combat role where you die for your overlords
>>221716955currently got no limits on codex at toilbeen doing months worth of work in days with GPT 5.5 and extra high thinking
the "LongBeards" subreddit is the most bizarre thing everGuys post pictures of their beards and the comments are like>sick beard dude!!!>bears are awesome!!!>looking fresh brother!!!(Actual comments)
>>221717291codex is much more generous and uses less tokensclaude has problems, my team mates on the basic plan finish their tokens after 1 or 2 questions
>>221717292I'll take a guess 90% of them are bald
>>221717292My beard is my personalityChilli sauce is my passion
>>221717322used to be quite fond of claude but now friendship ended with claude
>>221717292Is that really more bizarre than this place? You’ve just be desensitised
> paying for Claude when you can speak to WhatsApp ai completely for freeRetards in the chat
why do they need to make beards cringeI need this shit to hide my receding chin
>>221717335correct
>>221717397that is a strong beard ngl
>>221717151settle down
>>221717397sick beard dude
>>221717262I don’t know what you mean
Eat that
https://postimg.cc/gallery/4ThYw8s
>>221717131This is the biggest news in Scotland right now
>>221717453Ok,I will...Eat it!
>>221717453take the piss
penis is 4in long but my balls are 5in square
Monty Python film on BBC Two tonight so. We can watch that together
It's time to get white girl wasted
Cops.
know a bird with a tickle fetish. seems to be like it's really just a pg way of expressing her actual fetish, which is being submissive and surrending total control to someone else.
>>221717505feel like I'm about to be asked to calculate some kind of tangent or radius for [5] marks
>>221717537which one
Liv!
>>221717589Too brown
why are scandi women so swarthy
>>221717587all of them
>>221717582gcse maths gone woke
>>221717587And Now for Something Completely Different
>>221717645leftypol turning a blind eye to this
any BA silver members in
>>221717292
>>221717605Better?
>>221717419Sorry, I had choccy milk
>>221717622kind of ruined life of Brian for my self by watching it after dad diedlike 6 hours after I meanbasically found him dead, called the ambo, waited till they were done scooping him up, then went and watched life of Brian
>>221717645hate the idea that these crusty goblins have deflowered our english roses
>>221717688well thats a bit grim
>>221717688Always look on the bright side of life
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778877185568243.mp4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dinosaur_specimens_with_preserved_soft_tissuemuch to think about
>>221717750what does it make you think about?
>>221717760my ancestors
>>221717621what do you mean
>>221717760mostly how sad i am i'll never get to see real life dinosaurs
right thats someone wiping their pooed up arse on a blokes face
>>221717805birds are dinosaurs
i’m an electrolytemaxxed cocochad
>>221717782godless tight scandi tummies it makes you sick so it does
>>221717821sort of pozzed woke globohomo dinosaursnot really real dinosaurs
>>221717807I DESERVE SEX!!!
dad just died time to watch life of brian
>>221717682Too scandi
Give me one good reason I should care about my country
>>221717807these lasses are about 50 years old now
>>221717871that was my first thought as well haha, ancient image. They must be haggard now. Not like me, a bastion of fitness and good health.
what are your lads favourite dinosaursgot a soft spot for little armoured fellas meyour anklyosaurs and the like. just rugged little bastards built like a shit brickhouse. trudging along minding their own
Sir Sofa Chucker
>>221717848same lol >>221717870gp, no pussy no patriotism
>>221717831What she doin with that disposable camera?
>>221717848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8
>>221717900only know the two main ones: t-rex and velociraptorsuppose of those I'd go with the velociraptors
>>221717900quite partial but those big niggas brontosauruses and brachiosauruses
>>221717928taking images presumably
Think it's acceptable to have a beer? Only got 2ish hours of Friday WFH dossing left. Meeting a couple of mates at the pub at 7 so I can't be shithoused, but it's ok to have a slight head start
>>221717900i like pteradactyl
>>221717968ive been on the powder for a couple of hours now so i say go for it
>>221717940japanese is a very good language for screamingenglish sounds too polite for that kind of maniacal tirade
had to demolish a Solero there didn't i?
>>221717968You have my full blessing to have a beer x
>>221717981is the gf having a good time getting spit roasted by her "gay" mates?
he's only gone and demolished a whole solero hasn't he?
>>221718006wrong poster x
Nearly all of the England world cup squad are younger than me
Going down to Cheadle gonna have myself a timeTranners wanking everywhere, people asking how it's foingGoing down to Cheadle gonna leave my woes behindPaki woman spamming Rorke, Sir Keir Starmer defamationHeading on up to Cheadle gonna see if I can't unwind"I like men with big black willies, I like men with big black willies"So come on down to Cheadle and meet some friends of mine [fart sound]
>>221717900the ones that visit the garden every morning for their seeds and worms. love those litte lads
>>221718039brevity
>>221717981>>221718000Cheers lads, knew you'd have my back
>>221717058I never understood why people are against suicide why should I choose to live if no one would morn my loss
>>221718094sex, with the cakes
>>221718089An' a good morn to you sir *doffs cap*
*sucks teeth* https://vocaroo.com/1oCKpXVxAjyS
>>221718089*mourn
>>221718094Tastings, of the quim
>>221717831
>>221718094i'd taste her sponge
Me? Reading about the Revolt of the Three Feudatories on Wikipedia :)
>>221718094love to get a random piercing for no reason don't they
>>221717900Ankys are brilliant, quite like anodontosaurus too, he's like a smaller ankyFavourite would have to be either Megalosaurus or Baryonyx, gotta support the local. I much prefer the 19th century reconstructions of the Megalo where it was a big gimpy iguana, but he's still cool as a bipedal nigga
enter the dragon
why exactly is cheadle a /birt/ gimmick?
>>221718089I think given your caveat of having no one to mourn your loss, the only people likely to protest such a suicide would be religious morons labouring under the impression that they have to 'save your soul' or some rubbish. Unfortunately a lot of that nonsense is deeply entrenched in the political systems and concentrated in the boomer and grandboomer voting blocks, which makes it harder for legal euthanasia to become a thing.Most intelligent adults wouldn't be opposed to a stranger ending their own life for their own reasons, especially with the added knowledge that there is literally no one to mourn them.
Officially been off the nicotine for a week.Would love a fag.I’m thinking every 3 months I may allow myself a packet of fags.
it is quite mental that earth was populated by giant reptiles for hundreds of millions of years
>>221718183I do this with felching
get the tangfastics bag opened
>>221718089I would be sad even though I don't know you.
>>221718188sharks existed before trees. Try getting your head round that one.>>221718204corr hope you get a lot of fizzy fried eggs they're the best ones
>>221718183you read allen carr's book?that will help you never want one again
1212131213
>>221718223
>>221718188but enough about wales
>>221718241
>>221718177I mean thing is my life has been so terrible lately I won't go into the details I just want to live anymore and just want to cut the disappointment now
>>221718183im having another go at giving up opioid painkillers next week and will do the same. just have the occasional dose.
>>221718232and trees evolved before decomposing bacteria and fungus. so for millions of years dead trees just stacked up without rotting and thats where we get coal from.
>>221718255
>>221718188still is, if you think about it.
>>221718214I am useless Ugly Weak I am a bug
Sir Beer Garden
Smokers are the most oppressed people in the world
>>221718241get that down ya ya dog cunt
bit warm
5kg to go
>>221718094need a nice homely gf with greasy fringe like this
>>221718232Fizzy fried eggs don't exist you fucking interdimensional interloper. Fuck off back to your own timeline.
Minerals.
Once they ban smoking completely they'll come for alcohol next
>>221718311horse cant drink that !
>>221718316um um um
>>221718232Horseshoe crabs alsoI want to say coelacanth too but that could be wrongLove the Earth and all its wonders, mental how it is
>>221718327maybe you've just had bad luck with your bag mate they do existjust not in your particular bag of fangastics. It's not guaranteed.
>>221718334Thoughts on carbonate mineral like Calcite?
>>221718051fus ro dah
>>221718183Took me years but I'm capable of only smoking when I drink now. Get a pouch of baccy and it'll last me months. The downside is that I've trained myself to desire a fag as soon as I have a pint so if I'm just going out for one I'm trying to cadge rollies off old geezers.
>>221718339good. vile muck it is
>>221718316suddenly feel peckish for cocktail sausages
dad unironically has crippling terminal trump derangement syndrome. never heard him talk about news or politics or anything in my life but now every time I go in the living room hes watching utter yank boomer often ai youtube slop about how trump the world is just hours away from implosion cause of trump and that and he keeps going on about how someone should eliminate trump and that weird freak
>>221718089Find a purpose son.You are the bones of stars, don’t let them dull your sparkle x
I want to talk with AlexH from the apricity.com.
hi
>>221718375ever rape him up the arse?
>>221718349*not going to google it not going to google it not going to google it*
>>221718317you'd like that would you you sick pervert a nice booths gf to love and care for?
>>221718379The wise oldfag speaks
alcohol should be banned
>>221718413rasheed
Salve. De deus.
Martin Hyde
can't stand all these allergens warnings on everythingif you have an allergy, just be careful and ask? why do we force shops, restaurants, even fucking plans, do a big announcement on possible allergensfucking hell grow up and sort yourselves out
>alcohol should be banned
It's a lovely day for a cider in the garden but I don't drink and it's too hot so I'm having a bottle of water in the living room with the window open
Fulham poo
might eat 500g of pasta when I get home
gang weed
>>221718450No lad that's too much pasta recommended serving suggestion is only 75g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://voca.ro/1bOr8CaF53eX
BLEW HIS TOUPEE SMOOVE OFF!
>>221718398just wanna say i love your bad facebook tier meme posts
>>221718391heya xx
>>221718453I have no fucking idea what this means this is the most schizophrenic s0yjak I've ever seen
>>221718426>if you have an allergy just askPeople with allergies do ask but you don't want your last line of defence against literally dying to be asking a wagie on 12 quid an hour.
https://voca.ro/1lvUkGrolKb3
>>221718478WHY would you wear that lmao you're literally guaranteed to have it punched off
>>221718398
DailyMail? Not with our postal service haha
scranning some taiyaki and YES i air fried it, problem rorke?
>>221718513I beat my dick daily.
>>221718456wasnt funny in 2017, not funny now jaelen
Hot new woke trend im seeing is that’s it’s inhumane to walk a dog in this weather
>>221718533show us your dick?
Just had a ticket put in from a scandi office about network issues and it included the terms "life sucks" and "hope is gone" For that reason alone I'm willing to look at it on a Friday afternoon
>>221718471Well I’m a rebel so
>>221718552um ro dah
>>221718552not allowed
>>221718534liked this
>>221718375It's such a weird phenomenon because some of my older relatives are exactly the same.Maybe they're especially vulnerable because it's the first time they've had to deal with a non-generic politician.
why does everybody have these shit little dogs with the fluff everywhere they little runtish ones? whatever happened to the big fat labradors countrys gone to the dogs so it has you see thoughever thoughbeit
https://voca.ro/1gsahncfUh0o
Mad how much I'm fantasising about getting pegged but when the doctor stuck a finger up my bottom it was really uncomfortable and I hated it. No idea what's going on here like
>90% off>company based in Britain so it's not just some Chinese scam ripoffyou'd be SILLY not to get one at this price pointhttps://www.beatyourmeat.co.uk/product-page/mrl-beatus-futanari-hentai-fantasy-torso-sex-doll
Latex Orientals
>>221718573oi leave him alone
>>221718543There's a firm cut off point. 24 degrees? Absolutely fine, don't worry about it. 25 degrees? TOO HOT HE'LL DIE YOU INHUMANE FREAK my dogs a rough bastard from the streets of Romania, no such thing as too hot or cold for him
>>221718586Oh my god...the fabled sex arse
peter griffin
*nasally virgin voice*it's the humidity
https://voca.ro/1i7WYNiiemAa
stick to football is just 4 blokes chatting about football with Jill Scott trying her best to get a word in or crack a joke and just getting ignored lol
pragmata sex arse orderedshes a robot, you see
I have no ability to perceive humidity or air quality Is this autism
mad how impossible it is to get a job now
>>221718402yes, yes i would
might go for a sneaky wfh nap
https://voca.ro/1k9ogbtDDE1S
just seen some
BPCR
>>221718644nobody can, its just one of those things everybody pretends to understand out of fear of looking like a retard but nobody really knows what "humid heat" is supposed to mean
might take the poo for a wank
screaming at all these zoomers who studied computer science and graduated at a time where software development jobs had the biggest drop in history because of aiwhat timmy gone do now?
https://voca.ro/19ObcHi3wY5h
>>221718379I am 23 I fucked a chance to get into healthcare and I was let go from the temp job. I have nothing left
>>221718586This would make such a fucking hilarious birthday present for a mate, I really want to buy it but I'm concerned what the wife will think when it arrives.
any buswankers in
>>221718689post on /broit/
saw a guy fishing in the duck pond earlier. fucking idiot
Bye.
>>221718689in 2014 i learnt to codein 2026 i learnt to plumbi have an adaptable skillset
>>221718704need to throatfuck one of these young hijabi slags
>>221718689it's got nothing to do with "AI" it's because companies overhired during lockdown and are now downsizing mostly using it as an excuse
made the silly mistake of buying drugs from a black person
>The key evidence was messages between Tonda Eckert and analysts. There appears to have been pushback from the analysts, ‘I’m not sure we should be doing this, I don’t want to do this.’>“Eckert telling them to get on with it, telling them, ‘I hope you come back with better stuff this time, because you didn’t come back with great stuff the previous time.’”kek you gotta love autistics
>>221718646the computers do the jobs nowwe're just in the transition period of waiting until they actually do ALL the jobs then we all get UBI or fed into some sort of industrial meat grinder
>>221718426Feels like a weird thing to be seething about
in 2014 i learnt to coomin 2026 i learnt to spaffi have an adaptable skillset
>>221718704how do the muzzies rationalise wearing a hijab and extensive make-up at the same time
>>221718689Are Indian international students included in this
>>221718450Love pasta meIt activates our opiod receptors so it makes us comfy
>>221718730You’ll do no such thing you fat virge
cut the grass ain't i
>>221718731it's not entirely. dev productivity has increased due to ai (if you deny this you're living under a rock) so companies can now get by with less. that's why facebook, microsoft etc dumped 20-30% of their developers
>>221718738this nigga actually thought leisure world was ever going to happen. Jobs are about power and servitude and the pursuit of greed, these inate human characteristics will mean automation will NEVER HAPPEN
>>221718745Cos they don't really take these things seriously they just do what they can get away with
sucked on a vape again after 6 months and realised i dont like it anymoreonly the pouches for me now
>>221718689To be fair they couldn't really have known unless they really had their ear to the ground on the whole AI thing. Consider how much AI has come on in the last couple years, it's mad. If you took someone 5-6 years ago and said y'know actually in 5 years there will be computer programs that can code better than you can so all junior dev roles will be obsolete they just... wouldn't believe you. The progress is insane.
Tell me, where is Diego? For I much desire to speak with him.
>>221718789tokens spent and lines of slop code "written" are not productivityif AI is so good at writing software where is all the new high quality software? instead everything is getting markedly worse
>>221718745the muzzies love makeup they put it on camels and shit they only care that the hair is covered
>>221718819meds, now
>>221718689and this is why I did a history degree at a top Russell Group
Shia Islam is based.
>>221718826Companies still do manual code review lad. It's not one or the other. A human + an intelligent machine is better than either on its own (for now at least).
>>221718582My family has always had labradors and german shepherds. Smallest we had was a staffordshire terrier we adopted, but they've got heart so they're not very runtish despite their size
>>221718826ai slop blah blah blah vibe coding blah blah blahi'm talking about realistic usage like automatic junior-level work in actual companies not random redditors pretending they built a company with claude code
>>221718828
121212120
>>221718843how many important historical dates do you remember?
>>221718483thanks, I found my 2017 hard drive
she wants a runtish man rorke
… giving it some revitive on my knee wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on Sky Sports golf on my tv via sky stream and watching live ATP tennis on my MacBook in home ...
>>221718877>A human + an intelligent machine is better than either on its own (for now at least).>i'm talking about realistic usage like automatic junior-level work in actual companiesbut the software is getting worse
>>221718869shut the fuck up
>>221718803I love nicotine but vapes are so grim. Fags when I drink and sometimes pouches for me, every time I buy a vape I immediately regret it
When you came pulling in here did you see a sign outside my house that said dead nigger storage?
>SLAMMED BY ISLAMISTS>Literally just one random nobody on Twitter Gammon love this shit
reckon I live like Tim now toosluggish, grotesque
that sort of language is not welcome in /brit/
>>221718899There are infinite dates in history. Logic is one of the things you learn in a history degree.
>>221718908You have no clue what 99% of software looks like. You are speaking from your experience with Google and other shit that tries to wedge AI into everything. Most companies work on bespoke, enterprise software that you have zero access to.
>>221718916People really need to stop caring about random tards on the internet
>>221718789>dev productivity has increased due to ai (if you deny this you're living under a rock)it hasn't and tech companies publicly admit thisthe productivity bottleneck has never been in coding
>>221718909sorry thought you might want to know about my dogs since you talking about people's dogs
>>221718935>Most companies work on bespoke, enterprise softwaresource?
there's a dead cat near my fence
>>221718935>the software is good but you can't see it she works at another company just trust me bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRAJowgHqxA
>>221718909Ooooh angry little man
why can't I get hired to code anymore, it's the one thing I used to love and now it's ruined
angry little slug of a man
yeah i'm not gonna explain software to people who still think using ai = vibe coding
sweaty women's tits
any timid mollusc man
>>221718911yeah dont mind fags every now and then but this vape just takes like plastic horrible muck
>love codingNEEKS
>>221718689no sympathyall the stemcels on here a decade ago were well smug about coding and how regular wagies will be replaced by robotsfuck them
>>221718950Quite a polite exchange really
>>221719003kahtim. I am a wimpish weasel
>>221718851Shia Islamists are bro tier
Reckon AI is a good thing it seems to be leftypol neeks that are seething about it
>>221719017the energy used to create this could have powered a starving family's home
>>221719057what would they do with it it's not like they need the fridge running
>>221718745Orthodox Jewish women are even better, they wear wigs to "hide their hair">>221718828cursed genes. Don't wanna know how they'll look as adult women when they're already that ugly as children.
>>221719050Basically ugh... You are American means you are English. So ifI did this You are British/Irish it equals Irish for Britsih/Irish to be known...
>>221715232>>221715232
I don't believe it. He's linked the old
>>221719081huddled round an incandescent light and sung hymns to warm the soul
https://voca.ro/18xWJLAYMbWv
you're going to love this next part>>221708476>>221708476>>221708476
>>221719144
>>221719135Yo, mate. Chill out. My dick meaty ad. I am full Irish R1b134122.
Goodbye!
dogberg ate my hat whilst I was asleep guess that’s what happens when you leave it on the couch
>>221719197Don't believe it, which I should really since my dogberg once ate one of my hats so I know it happens
>>221719044Trve
