glenda edish
>>221733028I've seen a couple Brits on outer /int/ seethe about how /brit/ is an embarrassment
>>221733004why are they like this
find rorke
Quite like my job actually.
remember when people would post cat gore on caturday?
>>221733073wonder how many of the men in this image have engaged in homosexual activities
couldn’t get a job even if i wanted toI’m part of the forgotten generation left behindhttps://youtube.com/shorts/hTpIsh4C50M
any jelqing man in?
>>221733073third from the left
mads is administering cock and ball torture to daniel craig
>>221733064wankers
Surely now we must all hang together. Else we shall all hang separately.
SICK and TIRED of engaging with NORMGROIDS
>>221733092No. People who like cat gore should be killed.
>>221733124*acts normal near you*
>>221733127nice kittysoft kitty
>>221733127never heard of zippocat or crushcat? or the one where the cat head was tied to a cd?you must be new
Been playing Dragon Quest XI for over two months now. How do people play lots of games in a year? I probably play and complete like 5 a year on average.
>>221733137I have very many kitty. You can cuddle them :)
*unsheathes katana*back off
Need Emma Watson to bash my bollock bag with a hammer.
>>221733140grow up
>>221733140Sounds like a hobby for browns and incels tbf. Not interested.
>>221733136*flies into a rage and starts beating my chest*
>>221733156This image is older than several posters here.
>>221733157
>>221733140>>221733143>>221733147>>221733156>>221733157>>221733159>>221733160snap
love trivial things
ball peen hammer
>>221733173Too many mutts ruins the thread.
is anyone there
>>221733064did they have a reason
>>221733157Better gimmick. Keep exploring this new side to the emmayank psyche.
>>221733073why are Mexicans so fucking short? I once saw one who was about half an inch shorter than his 10 year old daughter.
>>221733187yes hi
>>221733196it's just the brendan fraser gimmick but with emma watson
its quarter 6 on a friday. why are you here
beautiful women?hate them.
>never heard of zippocat or crushcat? or the one where the cat head was tied to a cd?>you must be new
>>221733179
>>221733212>giffuck off
>>221733205it's 1:45 on a saturday actually
>>221733202hi Willemhow are things in the mean streets of [state]
she saw rorke
>>221733216never understood this gimmique
The Republic is not what it once was.
>>221733221Sorry i posted on another board. I'm Oliver now. Got me top krebs on and going to rizz some large birds
>>221733216
>>221733239what did he mean by this
>>221733246I love democracy.
>>221733239naughty boy
dont mean to brag but my cat would mog all of your catshe weighs in at 8.5kg and hes not even that fat, just a monsterin his prime he was an absolute terror of the neighbourhood, a real bully
>>221733270
>>221733263also got a giant cat but hes a gentle giant and a bit gay always goes overboard during play fighting and slams the other cats around
I had the most beautiful girl (boy) and I lost her (him)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dci9LdthLY
>>221733270>responding to a 4 minute old postfuck off
jewish nazi sex arse
Nation of shopkeepers we truly are.
I’m ChineseAMA
Uh oh! Emma Watson crappy nappy
chating about cats like it's bloody mumsnet in here
>>221733312Obliterated those pussies
>>221733302Cutesy quaint shopkeepers and we lov u
>>221733289
Zoomers can seethe but Caturday was actually based
>>221733281cute
>>221733315special geek
Alri
>>221733343sealberg
How come the Irish are all ugly as fuck
>>221733329Sounds like how you ended up alone isn't it, watching gore videos with other losers
Remember going to America shortly after 9/11 and there was a larger black lady at customs and immigration and she saw our passports and said 'You're our only true friends left' and my dad said 'We'll always have your back.' Dunno why but that always stuck with me.
>>221733353lmaoe
>>221733350I wish I knew what type of mongrel you are so I could accurately fire back
>>221733352If you think Caturday was gore videos you genuinely need to go back
>>221733354>Remember going to America shortly after 9/11unc.
>>221733354Dad was a dirty fudgey lover him
>>221733300It's what Clara would have wanted.
>>221733372Sorry I'm on 2 hrs of sleep and malfunctioning
>>221733354Reddit ass conversation Hope you told them off
receiving reports that phil foden will be travelling to the world cup as a mascot for the england team
only got 30g of protein today
feeling a bit bilious
im not a huge fan of arse sex
>>221733408silious bilious u
scream wtf is rorke's diddy da doing on youtube
>>221733354https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779498161268114.webmCrazy how much life changed from before and after 9/11
>>221733412Tell him to go slower next time
>>221733412don't know why anyone would want to do that when there's a sex hole right next to it designed for penises
albilious silious potter
not to sound like a year 9 pshe lesson but are any of you actually concerned about stds given how many previous situationships people seem to have these days
had to carry a dead cat from the roadside under my fence into some bushes down the road because it either died on its own or someone ran it over and dumped it there>uhhhm you should've buried itdon't care that's not my cat and I'm not an unpaid cat gravedigger fuck off
Asian women on holiday in any white country. Time to hunt bwc
>>221733419Leave him alone some lonely pensioner probably the only joy he has in life is sucking the end of that pipe
>>221733422Is this schizo nostalgia montage actually implying that Jewish pedophiles are a post-9/11 phenomenon?
sad how we'll have to be enemies when the inevitable british rebellion against the american imperium happens
>>221733436all of those women should do the sexy with me
CaneRodPiper x The Colonel
when I was a kid I watched the south park movie and I thought the stuff about the french kid cursing god and then getting killed for it was hilarious so I always said something like "god sucks!" and then would fake stubbing my toe or somethingTeachers must have thought my parents were weird jesus freaks
>>221733422right but mental things were still happening in the 90syugoslavia and chechnya and that
>>221733444you would die before you could get to them all
the uk is to asian women what jamaica is to white women
>>221733455yeah but those were Somebody Else's Problem
>>221733444One of the hottest women I've ever talked to was this Chinese girl from Hong Kong born in London. Love that accent on an Asian bird.
they deleted /r/ our of the bluethe frontpage and report options are updated but all the stickies telling people to post request threads on /r/ havent been updated yet
>>221733478where is chebs
>>221733455Just more shite in a country 10,000 miles away. The 10 years or so between 1991 and 2001 were an era of unparalleled optimism and prosperity and security that will likely never be seen again.
>>221733471>I most immediately make a reference to black men nowRope mutt
>>221733477what happened
>>221733475columbine, oklahoma city, la riots etc.
>>221733477think it was to do with rape porn being shared
>>221733495none of that was my problem
dated an argienow dating an Italian
Cheeky fuckin 40rounder in this one
>>221733506you sound very self-centred not a good look
Fri night mutt freak apocalypse
>>221733477What was that board called
nobody:rorke:
>>221733491>>221733501probably that all it was currently being used for was AI deepfakes and nudifying celebrities, both of which are or are soon to be crimes. board has been completely useless for years
>>221733478>bristolsWat
>>221733519He's solved rorke posting
what does 'serving cunt' mean?
>>221733522gookmoot should have made an /ai/ board years ago. /g/ is inundated with that crap
>>221733531It means your letting men fuck your ass
>>221733531it's the female version of having aura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsCXCvw0Rkg
>>221733531it means they're a bad bitch
i wanna be a cowboy baby
>>221733541>>221733541>>221733541
>>221733561have you considered going to sweden and committing a crime?
>>221733561Believe they call this synchronicity
>>221733561Stfu freak get out
rorke serving cuntleftypol in his flop era
>>221733573they will get imprisoned for a short time and deported
Nuke Brazil now Trump
>>221733596Belay that order Squadron Leader
>>221733587And then you can just easily get back into the country, like kicking someone out of your house and leaving the door open
remember screaming my head off at philosoraptor memes in 2012
>>221733614I don't think it's easy to get into sweden
>>221733614
*walks into Sweden*
>>221733487THINGSCAN ONLY GET BETTER
memes were better back then
just escaped the matrix
>>>/hr/genuinely what causes this? how did this happen?
>>221733654You think that's weird?>>>/cm/
>>221733040Utterly despise how awful most British people are at speaking, the internet really woke me up to this. It's so embarrassing watching a random youtube video and people simply can't pronounce their T's or 'th' and they mumble and they slur their words and they are just so awful. If I was prime minister I would have elocution lessons in all schools.
>>221733654don't see anything amiss
>>221733646Bet you wish you could use my hose, can't use my hose though little brother, y'all need to learn executive function
>>221733660at least that's just doing what it says on the tini meant more how does a board titled "High Resolution" become "female celebrities"?
>>221733669The female buttocks is where expulsion of gas and feces occurs.
>>221733660Guilty pleasure board t.bh
>>221733654>>>/hr/5227063
>>221733665feel like british people are more likely to have speech impediments than anyone elsedon't know whynoticed this with ethnics as well even, you never see an indian indian with a lisp but there are plenty here who talk funny
>>221733676
>>221733654>>>/hr/5044144dug through a LOT of celeb worship bollocks to find this one
>>221733682Yes officer this one right here.
>>221733665nah I love all the different regional dialects, making everyone sound the same is soulless
>>221733683Time to update my folder.
>>221733698
>>221733714pooscrm
>>221733714scrbimling
>>221733622It's extremely easy
>>221733622Literally went there on the train once. Nobody even checked my passport. Then again I am a blonde blue eyed white guy
>>221733714bellowing
>>221733736something something changed crodie
>>221733736zesty
ive started holding in my poos, now i only poo once every 3 days and when i do it feels amazing
american women are angels
>>221733754i wonder what freud would have to say about this
1880 - 1914good years to live
tell me the scariest story you know
>>221733787it's over for rorke
When is Jeffo finally going to troon out
>>221733769All men
>>2217337697>4>1>6>2>3>5
>>221733787
>>221733769are they trans
>>2217337694>3>2>1>7>6>>>>>5
>>221733787rorke found dead
>>221733808no
>>221733791So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>221733511wish i was born in the usa. i'd have so many guns and i'd kill so many people
>>221733787bloated like your mother's corpse
>>221733835who would you kill bruce
>>221733835you have to go through an exorcism first to get rid of your demons before they let you buy one
>>221733851mad he shagged some old bint then inherited her money kek
>>221733698>>221733714the original um gimmick
i wish i had two bumholes one for each of your nostrils
no but the way my penis literally just did a cum i can't
>>221733882
going to bum mate tonight at 9 p
>>221733714
Someone. Put a mask on so you don't have to reveal your identity and do the best gay porn dance you can and post it here
>>221733736why are gay blacks even gayer than normal gays
>>221733906really funny looking thing
>>221733917it's called rhythm, sweetie
>>221733917
time to lock inno more employment only schemes, scams, and hustling from now on
gay boi hours who up :PPPP
cant believe you're all in here posting like nothings wrong when rorke is fucking DEAD
>>221733945yeeeeee
>>221733945i'm straight but i do gay things
>>221733917dont know sorry
>>221733955thanks for the great response
Would inhale Emma Watson’s sexy farts without hesitation.
>>221733949true I died
>>221733949smokin on that rorke pack
>>221733906ktim
>>221733906what's he thinkin about?
rorke liveleak
it too hot
Rorkencrantz and Leftystein are dead.
been thinking about jenny mccarthy all day
>>>/hr/5222388nobody tell that weirdo obsessed with alysia liu about this thread
>>221733990yeah cos I'm posting x
remember ogrish?
>>221733980nanners
*bursts into tears and runs out of the thread*
>>221733831grim
>Rorkesmund enters, stage left>The Prelude from Das Rheingold swells in the distancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjkjF9OfMe0
I need dis madonehttps://youtube.com/watch/Ycpeke6KJK4?si=ICKk2bBTMBwqKjs8
x
>>221734058WTF is this real?
>>221734058holy shit is this real?cheers xx mum
>>221734058mumbergian
passed out at 9pm and just woke up feeling like shit award
>>221734077dreadful
>>221734077
>>221734058wow..,,,. thiscat is amazing and talented!!!!Sent from my iPhone via tapatalk
might do a wank to some bbw ladies
the shittiest jobs should pay the most money, the easiest jobs should pay the least
doing a 4th rerun of shin megami tensei vhard mode, newborn, vengeance, chaoticx
shit mega tense
played with lego until i was about 15
>>221734168what did you have?
>>221734168yh wot else did u play with x
>>221734168still do and im 36get them bigboy collector sets with thousands of pieces finished a 12000 piece rivendell set other day
jamming a lego brick down my pisshole
going to cut my hair in a short manner tomorrow by myselfi hope it doesnt end looking even worse
i used to bang my head in bed too soothe myself until i was 19
>>221734194Dangerously based
i love jennie
love shoving lego up my ass
>>221734194dangerously low test levels
do you lads have a physical wallet?
I want to fuck someone's arse tonight
>>221734211Yeah had it about 10 years
raping my own arse with a 12000 piece rivendell set
>>221734206>assFOY
>>221734211yeah a proper smelly leather one from tk maxx
>>221734216*hikes up my dress*
https://youtu.be/Eq8aXdJzSUE?si=jl04sg0eD4t4l5pbsuch an underrated band
>>221734211yeah, i still use physical cards and cash because im a ludite and refuse to use google wallet or nfc smartphone shite
arse raping a lego arse
>>221734239thanx lad
>>221734249>refuse to use google wallet or nfc smartphone shitewhy?
>>221734249now that's what I call ktim
>>221734249dont like dirty moneywill refuse the change just to avoid the smelly coins and notes
>>221734211yehwas a gift and it's got my initials on it
you ever step on lego pieces bare footed?destroys your feet likeworst pain imaginable
>>221734273feel nice against my prostate tho
>>221734267take the money and quick hand san after bosh
realised i could fit far more lego studs up my arse if i attached them together thus inadvertently discovering phallicity by myself
>>221734256worried it wont work in the shop and everyone will look at me
>>221734256you use that, what are the benefits? seems weird for me, i have a debit card which you can just tap to pay and that's as far as I'll go, no need to do some weird thing with my phone
what is your favourite and least favourite assassins creed (of the games you've played obv)
>>221734211got a cardholder with my driver's license and one bank card don't like bulky wallets
raping nerds arses
>>221734287
>>221734284>>221734287
falling open arse first onto my big ben lego model
>>221734296Original is the best. I will also accept 2 as an answer if that's your style.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSVHx23ByhM
There is no reason why the Shinkansen should cost more than a plane ticket. Not trying to sound like a Redditor but damn, they need to get those prices lowered.
>>221734296black flag was alri? and 2least favourite was the greek one it was so bloated and shit and full of reddit atheist humourshit franchise overall which hasn't had an original for years
>>221734293why carry your card with you when you will already have your phone?
im always opening 4chan and seeing some shit i wish i didnt
like the THIRD time assassins creed has been brought up on /brit/ in the last 24 hoursunrelated toobizarre
>>221734332Assassinberg on a madone
>>221734313The white cat is a boy and the black cat is a girl
>>221734200still do this
arsearsein's creed
>ubislopnever me thanksid rather swallow a 12000 piece rivendell set
>>221734343i told a doctor about it once and he said it might be autism. i think he was being polite.
>>221734325just always have my wallet on me anyway, even if i never used cash i'd still have to carry other things in my wallet aside from my debit card
the only way to play and enjoy ac games is to skip all the cut scenes and just go around collecting stuff and looks at the enviroments. the lore and stories are just so annoying
motherfucking orange transparent chainsaw
a 12000 piece rivendell set up my arsepipe
>>221734332I liked the assassin's creed rorke post someone made
>>221734357condoms? fuck off shagger this is a VIRGIN general
just 'bated to feet
Sucking a 12,000 piece rivendell set (hoovering it up with my mouth puckered like Henry Hoover)
>>221734370and what was that?
every rivendell piece into all my holes
>>221734325what do you do with your keys and driving licence
>>221734373whose?
thundering and lightening outside so I've balanced a huge copper pipe out my window and attached the other end to my arse so if it strikes my colon will be toast
>>221734385don't know her name
>>221734409>>221734409>>221734409
>>221734404she was just an object to satisfy your based desires. but in reality, she's a person with a story.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
