You arrive in Neocastle edition.
I wonder what Ernest films may have been made if Jim Varney hadn’t died. Ernest Does 9/11Ernest Goes to IraqErnest Wears An UndieErnest Scared Horny
rewatching The Sopranosthey really don't make TV like this anymore do they
millennium falcon lego set up my wee shitpipe (covered in bits of jobbie and prostate-goo)
we are going to touch you
First indian ITT
imagine put that up ypur arse ladscorr
>>221734424Imagined it flying down your jap's eye like in Return of the Jedi and did a little scream
Ernest Checks His Privilege
>>221734440namaste
>>221734444what? all of it? don't be stupid.
at what age is it actually over?
>>221734447
dad's grimy old thunderbird set out the loft and straight up my shitchute
>>221734447poooscrmbrlgr
>>2217344616 months
>>221734371So presumptuous I forgot that was even a thing due to how little of a shagger I am. Time to look yourself in the mirror there huh lad>>221734381https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221729262/#221730095
Arsenal wonNigerian discent women from London are happy
>>221734456what, not man enough to put the whole thing up your mum ?
*enters thread spiderman style*
Thank G*d for Israel.
>>221734482
i'm gonna suck some toes, only got eighty cents in my pocket
>>221734449lol
>>221734488you reckon he cums spider webs
playmobil castle set saying 'hello' to my gestatting poo inside my pooey shitpipe
motor nuclear cao ren on display inside my tender rectum
>>221734512interesting gimmick
I can't post
Meccano Ferris Wheel straight into my sphincter
>>221734500pretty fit for a nigresswould let he gobble my arrow shaft
>>221734526sup ghostie
nice fuzzy sylvanian families set popped up my poohole as a weekeend treat
been eyeing up a lego death star for the past couples weeks but it's got me doubting if i could take it all up the back passage so i popped into a sex shop opposite and inquired if the anal bead sizes have a lego piece count equivalent and they looked at me like i was madnever been so embarrassed in my life
connecting the ant-farm to my nipples.. now.... contact...
>>221734534Not much smokin weed watchin elder scrolls lore videos hbu x
Nother day in ameriheaven is it Very well
might buy a virgin mary statue, as a virgin i feel like she represents me i feel a connection to her
>>221734454_/\_
should i learn spanish or french
nan's gollywog's getting an invite to my tight little poopipecoming out a little more brown than it went in methinks x
smells of poo in here
25 vintage Hot Wheels flying straight into my gaping hole after performing a sick double loop
>>221734561screeeeeeem
will i leave india ever
>>221734561sc
Beyblade spinning in my japseye.
>>221734534why is he called ghostie
impossible to sleep in this weather
>>221734541Good concept but too wordy desu
>>221734584do you have a fan?
toy soldiers launching an operation barbarossa style attack in my poo cavity x
Pushing some Crazy Bones into my urethra
>>221734583i don't know i just copy what other people say x
>>221734589yeah mex
womenwomenwomenwomen women
why are you lot so fucking gay
Chances of me getting this whole into the ol' arseberg?
firing paintballs up my brown bullseye
how to make any console portable:
>>221734577would you like to come and live with mei have space in my cupboard
>>221734607love em!
1:18 maisto lamborghini countach driven at high speed into my arse tunnel
>>221734620GP
you ever held your shit in for days just because it feels good when you finally release?
>>221734653no!
>>221734653No
>>221734598haha i do this too x
>>221734607this diva is serving cunt!
rorke telling his mum she's serving cunt
>>221734653>>221734613>>221733945
you ever eat loads and loads of fiber just to pack out your shits and you get to feel this massive warm log passing through your arsehole
homelander
>>221734653released with subbuteos stuck to it like bizzare bits of corn
squatting over a complete wwe smackdown wrestling ring set compelte with toys of shawn michaels and shane mcmahoin and shoving it so far up the ol shit hole that i start bleeding x
holehander (up your bum)
remember etikarip e-scort nigga
>>221734703omelanda
>>221734607what an enchantress
rorke doing the thug shaker in toys r us years before it became popular
hate gambling but I keep doing itso that's not good
hello esporters
in urgent need of a haircut
havent washed or changedclothes in like 4-5 days and every time i go for a piss and pull my shorts down i get this revolting strong smell of shit and skipsfucking vile mate
Mike Eliminates 4 Hitmen In 4 Minutes | Breaking Bad (Jonathan Banks)
>>221734761
>>221734761scream /brit/ is great isn't it
do they even still sell skips?
>>221734758samebut just cbadont want to go outsidedont want to sit in the barber with all the turbo normies and their skinfadesdont want to make fake small talk with the hairy turkish man and of course ive given up maintaining my image
>>221734758just shave it like demi moore in g.i. jane
>>221734758>>221734782ktim>aha when'd you last have a haircut mr?
>>221734768not to far off
>>221734758only get mine twice a year, love a mullet me x
>>221734782ktimwish there was a no small talk barber option
i like my hair one month after i get it done
haven't cut my hair in maybe ten years idk
do you watch any podcasts
>>221734782Been going to the same barber for 20 years. Two English blokes. Not changing me.
>>221734423It's so fucking depressing I want to kms after watching S3 E6
just spent a minute looking at myself naked in the mirror and realised i have the body of tutankhamun :/
>>221734822all of them
>>221734832he thick
>>221734822I listen to them as god intended I hate the pivot to video
Me preparing my chicken tendies and chips.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggsYK0bZb6s
It's actually mad that if we were women we'd be having the time of our lives right now instead of beig depressed cunts
>>221734832holding the cane the wrong way up, the "handle" there is actually a figure of a person that's supposed to be crushed into the ground every step
>>221734852why what do you think would be different
>>221734822yeah
wish there was a podcast thats interesting but its also a girl doing asmr
>>221734822only listen to old cum town clips every now and again
>>221734852you ever think maybe there are depressed shut in autistic women too?
>>221734852if I was a girl I reckon I'd be one of the ones who writes strange gay fanfiction and sleeps in a bed with 50 different stuffed animals
>>221734822never watched this podcast, would always see the first part of a clip from it and then i'd stop watching cause it was so asinine>>221734875pretty sure there is stuff out there like that
>>221734852know for me this isnt true as sisters are all runty like myself
>>221734856Be a woman you have people urging you to go out you go out and lads line up giving you approval wanting to shag you. Doing drunk shite that's usually embarrasing as a male suddenly becomes powerful and alluring and a piece of art.
>>221734888Ever shag them up the arse?
>>221734852>depressed cuntsspeak for yourself
>>221734832
can't imagine my parents having a daughterthey just seem like parents who could only have a son
rorke figure crushed into the ground with every step
watched the new exurb1a
I work for tesco
mhm kiss kiss
>>221734932thought he got cancelled for having sex or something
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779499238228473.webmquite a big one that
At sonic lads... your order?
>>221734964hedgehog
>>221734964What do they serve
>>221734964get us the big boy bacon deluxe please and thanks x
>>221734852we'd be asleep
gay pride
>>221734971Crap food
gape ride
>>221734971Im getting double smashburger n a fritos chili cheese wrap and passionfruit lemonade
>>221734962his ex girlfriend made that really weird website about it all too
>>221734103>>221734103>>221734103just unlocked a new fantasy in my country
>>221734822i listen to my footy podcastsnot sure why anyone would "watch" a podcast
>>221734995Fat
I make my own burgers and fries and it's better than restaurants
>>221735000wtf i've never seen this before, the ex-girlfriend of exurb1a who apparently was abused or something i forgot what it was made this weird website about it all that was artsy and at the same time showed their DMs and such and you can't even look at it because it's not like that anymore
i consider podcast hosts to be my close personal friends
>>221735024Looks like shit tbqh
suffering a mental elf attack
>>221735050How can we help?
>>221735049Decency kitty is offended
>>221734964chaos emerald mate
tower fan time methinks
>>221735057dunno x
>>221735024how do you do the fries? i was wondering if there is a decent sunflower oil alternative
reading an interesting discussion on here then some yank flags come in screaming about jews negros and communism hate them
i want to kill everyone in a relationship
NEED a fat chinese gf
>>221734856men are invisiblewomen are extremely visiblejust depends which youd prefer to be
oh so you're all asleep now are you
>>221735097what was the interesting discussion i'll have a gander>>221735121what if i went ching chong bing bong and wore one of those conical straw hats would i be enough for you?
>>221735153hehehehe x
she's turned the waynetech against us
you wypipo should do your job and fix newpipe ASAP
>>221735153no not me i woke up at 3 so I am awake for the day
on a trip to pen island
>>221735242is it nice
>>221735088I buy costco fries and cook them in my air oven for 15 minutes and they taste better than most fast food fries. I use beef fat not seed oils.
20 mins til i can legally start drinking
right well bit difficult to only apply the gel to the corn so that's my whole little toe covered in corrosive acid gel
>>221735260and the costco ones weren't already fried in sunflower oil? well it's not from scratch but alright
>>221735271put a dab onto a piece of gauze and tape it around your toe?
why are yanks like this
>>221735292too late now fuck my little freakish incel toe I hope it disintegrates
>>221735277Idk. They taste good. I also buy this brand sometimes which is better than the Costco brand
>>221735296they're golemised to the core
>>221735250don't know i haven't got there yet
>>221735306take care of yourselfyour body is a temple x
>>221735296it's a meme you dip
yeah you dip
I'd enter that temple
going to have a gay porn sleep
if you are reading this in 2026 YOU ARE A LEGEND
>>221735331shut up or I'll dip my my balls in your mouth
going to have a manly straight snooze
>>221735373
where do you guys shoot ya spunk
>>221735408ya ma
>>221735408yer ma
>>221735408yer auntie
>>221735408wrap a tissue around the old willard like a tissue turban and wank like THAT, can't imagine just letting it fly and cleaning up
listening to lean, peep and xanthose were the times
scary how you can tell yourself you don't want to wank for a while but then the urge comes
fucking gnat or mosquito or whatever it is FUCK OFF
>>221735451that's me!
>>221735457you've had your fill lad now get out
just did a mega spaff and it's got on the window
O it USA
>>221735467brutal mogging
We are luncheon.
>>221735478hybrids are infertile
only one daedric artefact left to collect (dagon's razor)
>>221735480quite liked this post
A pumapard is a hybrid of a cougar and a leopard>>221735488it says the girl ligers can form baby
>>221735480megascrm
>>221735467meanwhile, the zonkey
>>221735511zonkers
the rorke is a hybrid of a freak and a virgin
>>221735493>>221735501thanks guysmight repost it later for some more (you)s
i'm a hybrid of my mum and my dad
>>221735497not with liger spaff
rorke
>>221735528lol
>>221735528that's what your dad thinks
>>221735480not bad
>>221735533and that's supposed to be an elephant is it
gay little zesty zonkey
5:11 am Saturday in bongland and he's thinking about rorke and sex again.
>>221735567he's even got the stripey socks onbender animal
>>221735567why's it bent
>>221735491mental that akatosh btfos dagon in oblivion but hes back in skyrim like nothing happenedalso mental that akatosh is alduin
>>221735557it's from 1409https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flos_Duellatorum
um
rorkeberg gay zesty donky posting at 5am
>>221735573thinking about zonkeys actually
hi
>>221735593wayward zebra son or amorous donkey daughter
debra vs zonkey
Which is your favourite US time zone?
>>221735593Mental
windhelm is such a shithole
raping my arse with an m60 machine gun get some get some get some
>>221735633who will win
>>221735634et cos its like the alien
am from seff effricah am facken gay and ma facken cock doesnt wek
larp larp larp sahuuuuuuuur
THERE'S RED STAAAAIIIIIINSALL OVER THE PLAAAAAACE
At the party, brought the miller lite
>>221735685yo cody let's get freaking wasted dawg!
>>2217356859 small beers between them
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It’s a mixed up, jumbled up, shook up worldExcept for LolaL-L-L-L-Lola
Do you guys think 27 year old men are adults?
got the kinks on
Its called the National Health Service, Not the International Health Service
>>221735685And pic related appears to be the phone you took that photo with.
>There has literally never been a domesticated polar bearsad that initvarious vids of people hugging tigers and lions and shityou'll never see that with a polar bear though
>>221735765yeah
iraq...home.
>>221735819kill all bears. pointless creatures
Chatting with son4daddyXD on the grindr aren't i
>>221735819that guy on the left is the most scary thing there
>>221735853that's me about to heem all those bears
>>221735727i'll be on the roof dude
Niteshift but first we yam
>>221735848a lot like you then
>>221735819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rZTZBOrqQ
I hate
I love
(You)
How does one by themselves manage to clean the pits and fissures and especially the tunnels in enamel of the premolars and molars? It seems that as soon as I have some sugar free oreo-like biscuits no matter how much I brush and rinse ultimately Im bound to get cavities from just 4 fucking biscuits.
do you lads really me friend or are just using me
aura
morning all
>>221735981He defended Europe is what he did. He was a brave Man Against Time, and in this house Adolf Hitler is a hero, end of story!
>>221735996sending my thoughts and prayers to all the fatlads of /brit/ on this very hot day
>>221735996Patriot
*yawns*
Mental how some women just sort of give off that aura of having wild bareback sex with BWCs
At mummys for the long weekendBack in the throwback edition smelly incel bedroomShes getting old, lads
i was raised by my great-grandparents
>>221736079All Asian women are moulded for BWC.
>You merely adopted BWC. I was born it, moulded by it.
>>221736106You sound cute
>>221736079>>221736166Asians are unattractive
I want to tickle Emma Watson's clitoris.
>>221736168No,you just fetishize old people and old age. Like most women
>>221736176truke
mad how many people would kill me for what i just wanked to
>>221736010ktimI was a notorious sweatycunt even when I was fit and healthy, now I'm a fatty in my thirties and every day over 10c is like purgatory
>>221736180finally gone off the poopy nonsense, well done
it's summer time lads get yourself down there to Cheadle beach
>>221736176Gay
Personally I've never liked Latinas unless they're full-on ooga booga Amazon-level brown.
I love latinas
>>221736188Oh yeah
>>221736217nice cuts of worthless fuck meat
>>221736236talking shite
>>221736236Not me. I prefer my Latinas to be predominantly Iberian. Can't get into dating Aztecs.
really dislike the tone and content of American posts in this thread around this time. Would they treat /cum/ with such disrespect? I don't think they would.
Now do angloceltic Australians
>mom goes to sleep>I wait some time>start my fap toil session>mom wakes up instantlyEvery fucking time.
>>221736197right well um that's an um
doing a read about evil things and it's making me sad so i'm going to stop doing that and do something else x
>>221736317good man
>>221736286
Mums catbergs most certainly pissed on this bed. Still gonna snooze on it
nigga name kip kinkel
>>221736328people don't have nice views out of their window like that over there
Got the psalms on
this is pepina
right well that's a crudely drawn frog with tits
>>221736336Post catberg
When the bible mentions Israel, it means Christians Jerusalem = Pittsburgh Zion = Pennsylvania
>>221736217I cannot look at a female's buttocks and think of anything except elimination of waste.
>>221736304she can smell it
>>221736359i do
>>221735978
Reckon if Jesus were alive today he'd say to kill all the yanks
was just… shagged up the arse??
Get her pooey bumhole sniffed.
not sure i ever want to live in the UK again ladsfeels so nice to be in a high trust society
>I cannot look at a female'th buttockth and think of anything exthept eliminathyon of wathte
>>221736541thanks for sharing
>>221736541are you fluent in moon
>>221736547This guy thinks I'm Daffy Duck
>>221736591>>221736591
