Pengdon edish
>>221743272first!
imagine drink water from this river
An estimated 83 small boat migrants have just arrived in Dover, taking today’s total to 162
using this one
dogshit edition
>>221743344Get them housedGet them fedGet them wanked
Plotting a nasty mid-afternoon wank which might accidentally become a 3 hour nap with my boxers around my ankles which I wake up sweaty and disoriented from
>>221743344Need them housing in rural communities immediately
wank holiday
>>221743344
Was at the shops earlier and this old bloke was talking with his old wife, made me think if there's ever a moment when an older guy thinks "man, my wife sounds old" like it suddenly hits them one day how much of an old lady she sounds
So fucking bored of this football shite every fucking weekend
It's too fucking hot team
i'm a slug like creature that is more slime than flesh today
>>221744525time to grow up
people used to inject mercury down their dickholes to treat syphilis
>>221744426why are gen z so allergic to shagging anyway
In my smelly sweaty bedroom
>>221744538kys
>>221744522Think (hope) it happens gradually enough you just get used to itImagine being married to an old woman, grim as
>>221744536corrr i bet you smell great
don't know why they hate us
>>221744536would strip you naked and blast you with an electric fan
>>221744525Don't worry it finishes next weekend
>>221744547Normal people grow out of football when they're about 14. Better late than never though
tired of this shit, just want a star trek utopia
>>221744564feckin crikey
>>221744564that's a man
dangerous day to be a cornetto
>>221744542They're not. They're just LGBT at higher rates. Probably shag MORE
sphootbool sphootbool da man ishth kicking da ball *drool*
my willy is rather small today
have to get up at 4am tomorrow how much can i drink tonight
The catberges don't like the fan
>>221744592>walking down street>end up witnessing a zest off
>>221744587I certainly hope so!
>>221744613mallardmong trooned out
>>221744496sup peekie
>>221744593this is me>>221744596this is me>>221744537this is me
>>221744613Genuinely considering taking the autistic trans gf pill, we'd have so much in common
football is british culture support your local team
>>221744605as much as you want as long as you stop about 8pm
Mad how it really is the phonesBet some of you are even phoneposting RIGHT NOW
da man kickedsthh da ball and de othder man kicked it from himsthhh duuuhhhhhbh
erotically sucking a twister ice lolly
>>221744662Yeah I am
>>221744657imagine all the farts he pumps out into that hot loft conversion
>>221744641why not go one step further and become the trans gf getting bummed by rorke
phoneposting is so bent, can’t even filter sacked trannoid and zoidbelg
>>221744672post your feet
>>221744662not me mate I'm sat at my pc build 8 years out of date
>>221744662phone posters are vile scum
>>221744542dating apps + more access to means of transport + decentralisation of towns/villages not that long ago foids were limited to blokes from their town so you could realistixally end up shagging one pf your foid colleagues from work because she’s not going to have much choice anyway and her libido can only be contained to a certain limit.mow everyone lives in big cities and dating apps means they can hop on and pick between thousands of men all within 30 minutes of her location
want to put my love gun in a woman and pull the trigger until it clicks
rorke sitting hunched over his incel battlestation browsing 4chan with his custom coded scripts and css
>>221744662Phone posting on the train me
Got toil tomorrow always get this mini panic attack sensation the day before
>>221743272Why does every family with an autistic adult go out of their way to piss them off and over stimulate them then act shocked when they snap?
mad how many pornstars are munters, because they've got their arses and fannies out w/ good makeup and flattering lighting you just never notice it
>>221744729shut the fuck up
>>221744662Think it would better phone posting rather than having my big tower gaming pc heating up my smelly bedroom
>>221744591small as fuck them
Corr just imagine having a gf who likes video games and lower league football and strategy games and you can even wank her off to perfection because you've been practicing on yourself your whole life
ah yes getting yourself into an autistic melty and pretending to be angry at people who post on their phone. what a sad little gimmique
>>221744737i think theyre beautiful
>>221744729get it binned offshouldn't be working in this heat
in the living room, laid back, absolutely smased
>>221744751My gf likes only GTA and UFC
>>221744671could go for a fab right now
>>221744708Dawn from The Office getting the tube into Central London to shag a Premier League footballer
will look like shit in 5 years
>>221744788dread to think what you look like now
>>221744781
The most troon-coded ice cream? Cola calippo
>>221744737Some are, some aren'tSame as normal actresses really
>>221744737I'd date a pornstarA cute one like Melody Marks
>>221744764NOW LEAN BACKLEAN BACK
>>221744788Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
should i have a third beer?
ooooooo pornoooooooo wank
>Ice cream>CalippoMATE
There is not a single man alive who owns a "gaming pc" that has a life worth living
put gone off milk in me coffee
poo pornpoo wank
>>221744839isnt it funny that gaming and gay man sound alike?very telling....
>>221744840Lady, that's my penis!
>>221744781need her big toe up my arsehole while i suck her other foot
>>221744806love love love when they melt a bit and you get some of the liquid
Right I'm watching the playoffs and not posting on my phoneSee you at half time x
>>221744860Hog
>>221744810>dating a woman who's licked another mans arse on camera
>>221744840now do that on my cock
right well that's the dominos arrived then isn't it
>>221744886have fantasies of having a pornstar gf who comes home after filming and tells me about the bbc shes had inside her that day
>>221744900rather eat my dads spunk than this shite
Can't think too much about what she's done with other fellasIf she's licked your arse you just know you're not that special
Riley Reid's son discovering pornhub and having the biggest wank any man has ever had
>>221744900right well i've seen this exact image posted a dozen times in /brit/ over the years haven't i?
>>221743272I like British people
Carved out a millia from under my eye with a sewing needle and now it stings and won't stop bleeding. I did clean the site and needle byrubbing everything with some Jack Daniels
>>221744915seems a bit strong but you do you pal
>>221744900might as well just throw £35 down the toilet, disgusting overpriced dogshit
>>221744920yeah had a big wank over some naughty pics of my mums i found in my dads stuff after he died
>>221743344Are you supposed to cook it yourself?
>my mums
>>221744913erm
>>221744917when exberg posted on facebook with her new bf my first thought was genuinely the same lips and tongue he kisses have been inside my dirtbox
>>221744882Mmm
if you really stop to think about it 'people watching' is domestic terrorismhow abuot i pull up a deck chair outside your house and people watch you through your windows with binoculars huh
>>221744958Mean for >>221744900Fucked up there haven't I
can just tell you're all pakis in here today talking about porn and mums and food and poo. whites must be out on the beach
dominos in this heat? Vile
>>221744952basedfound an old swimsuit photo of mum at 18-19 but she looked so different I hardly recognised her so what's the point really
>>221744900actually looks peng
might go sit in costa for some people watching
mum has the nerve to ask me why I don’t want to go out anywhere with her anymore. This is the grown woman who dresses like she’s a zoomer btwFucking embarrassing
>>221744979fittest one
stupid bitch
how do these freaks decide when to revive a shit gimmick. this one took a 5 year break
>>221745025need to stick my tongue up her arse
might download hinge and go whale hunting like a japanese fisherman
>>221744990I watched a porn of your mum eating poo on her food.
>>221745047they've detransitioned nowhair has all been cut and getting implants out soon
>>221743344>Join American military escapades in the Middle East which kill civilians and destroy countries>Be surprised when people from those countries leave their destroyed homelands to seek the same economic opportunities that westerners enjoy
>>221743344this estimate has been revised downwards following a reader investigation
>>221745025being embarassed of your parents is a sign of immaturitygrow up
>>221745047whomst
God bless the EU
lots of them out today wearing not much :)
>>221745025Haha yeah really? Pics or?
>>221745049its either mental illness or some mentally ill man has made a bot to repost shit on here for some reason
>>221744900Greasy slop, supermarket pizzas are much nicer. Also>drinking 2 litres of sugary cokeHow fat are you?
>>221744564lush x
>>221745037are you winning son
>>221745090All wearing niqabs near me
>>221745049bored 4chan addicts
I have to walk through the park to get to the shops and anytime it gets sunny it's always full of people milling about and being loud. don't they have gardens?
just grew up lads
fuck me boro havent even sold their allocaton tinpot cunts
bum producing lots of farts today
>>221745117both dire clubs
thats quite poggers actually
>>221745112Like a fuckign corpse town here because FACKING FOOTBALL IS ONSS
The fitter I get the less the heat bothers me, fatties must be sweating like mad at the moment.
>>221745118the homosexuals delight
>>221744913you are profoundly mentally ill
lads fizzing with rage seeing the same pizza image 5 years later
>it's a pornstar with bee sting breasts episode Nonce bait/slippery slope
>>221744900>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/104815857/#q104816766>27 April 2019Time goes by so quickly ;_;
2 immodium down the hatch to stop the diarrhea
>>221745105Very nice indeed. Can we get more?
>>221745146tattoos are vile
>>221745146cutie ruined by goyink. a pity.
>>221745146booooooobies
>>221745049bizarre
doing a seethe
>>221745146type of boobs that looks best half revealed
wanking to the argos clothing section
>>221745171Ktim in 1998
Cheeky chinker down the hatch
>>221745183
>>221745070Quite a coincidence that all these sub-saharan african immigrants on boats all come from <country currently at war> every time
East or West London?
Fucking hell /Brit/ team it's so hot can feel mental health deteriorating
>>221745194do you lot have actual chinkies making it too?
Honestly bored out of my mind until the 29th have fuck all to do
corrr chippy tea tonight
Might seek asylum in America
fancy myself a shagger from middlesex
>>221745212hope you go loopy and post your tits
Should I get a Yamaha YBR125 or Honda CB125?
>>221745227As dry as my cock
>>221745215It's a post I made on /brit/ almost 8 years ago
21 fucking degrees in Shrewsbury today god it's unbearable
>>221745212could be early menopause
>>221745227why is it everytime I see a Brit post chips they look so shitdo you lot not know how to fry a chip or what
>>221745234Cars are more useful than keyboards so go for the Honda
ahahaha they didnt like that did theyresponding to a repost from 7years ago, absolutely fuming the fucking melts
>>221745244did the orange man deport you back to Ethiopiagrim
>>221745227dire chips i'd rather eat my uncle's arse
pilot came on the intercom and as soon as i heard the paki accent let me tell you i hit the deck immediately and pretended to have a heart attack i wasnt born yesterday
You know what's a lesson you should know? Never bail out parents because they will somehow still call you a worthless shit if you do it
>>221745249only going to get warmer with me on top of you
>>221745259haha yeah they're seething and le malding and having melties arent they? they're angry and mad they found out you're a shut-in loon with no life
would you lot want to watch me make chips laterthinking I could blogpost the whole process
>>221745227Elton Dehydrated?
>>221745249post your bum
>>221745288no i dont like canandians
>>221745288I already said 'you lot' recently you can't say it
All the chips are made by Hong Kongers now (due to woke)
>>221745265Nah. Might go back in the Summer. A life lost on /brit/
corr
you lot?
>>221745197>The most common nationality detected irregularly arriving in the latest year were Afghans (6,589 irregular arrivals), of whom 97% arrived on small boats (see Section 2.3).>Eritrean, Iranian, Sudanese and Syrian nationals were in the top 5 most common nationalities detected arriving in the UK for multiple irregular methods of entry.https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/immigration-system-statistics-year-ending-june-2025/how-many-people-come-to-the-uk-irregularlyAfghanistan was of course attacked by the US/UK/allies. Syria also, but yes their leadership bears some responsibility. Sudan was a British colony.Anyway, even if someone comes from a country where the UK hasn't been involved, do they not deserve the same economic opportunities that we have, just because of their birthplace? If a job advert said "applicants from Manchester welcome but applicants from Liverpool will be rejected", would that be fair?
>>221745309shant be listening to what an austriliyank runtoid has to say
>>221745199central. really if youre going to live outside zone 1 you might as well pack it in and move to blackpool
>>221745311Ching Chongers
im just glad germany is collapsing
>>221745335surely it's not that grim
imagine all those sweaty stinky fannies and feet today
>>221745364cheap and nasty dress. stripes don't match up
ysbyty glan clwyd doctors do NOT know what they are talking about you dont always listen to doctors because they are not always right they are professionsals but that doesnt mean they cant make mistakes they are still humans
>>221745357And willies
Fucking hell this is unbearable
imagine all those sweaty smelly twink bumholes and feeties today
>>221745364Why is she wearing the paedo pride flag
>>221745376you could shag a million women and it wouldn’t make up for how bent this post is
thinking about sex
17 degrees here. fucking hell im melting
>>221745390rorke thinks its based when hot women are paedos
>>221745390Funny how you know what that is… Me (normal bloke) has no idea about a paedo pride flag and what colours it is
>>221745227dire
>>221745385my willy stinks. haven't wash it in a week
>>221745331you're completely right leftypolin fact i think this government is far too hard on immigrationi won't be happy until we have at least 5 million arrivals per year, every year for the rest of time
>>221745413you see them all the time on those soyjaks depicting thirdies
what are we thinking lads over/under on me taking a shower todaybookmakers odds
18 degrees still got my hood up on my hoodie don’t care
if you get your fish breaded and not battered you're a nonce
>>221745394
shoving ice cubes up employed womans arse
Get the Meaco 1056 spinning
>>221745420girl's dating a werewolf!
>>221745440she poops from there
>>221745420Bitch is dating the Gruffalo
drinks break are you fucking shitting me soft cunts these days
>>221745419We could keep immigration at a manageable rate, maybe 100,000 to 300,000 a year, so that public services can cope.
>>221745253ausdogs love they chicken salt
i'm a space alieni came here from outer space
>>221745434Would very much like to have sex with this woman.
do do dodo do do ~
>>221745442based, got one of these bad boys last year
bought 2 fans last year to dry my mattress after i got drunk and pissed on it and never used them again
mauled by the tigers
>>221745489baby shark
>>221745468excuse me? are you saying that people don't deserve the same economic opportunities that we have, just because of their birthplace? what right do we have to refuse them, since as you say they have all been driven from their homes by british bombs. are YOU going to choose which refugees aren't allowed in?
>>221745434you just know she stinks in the summer
just ordered a Meaco 1056. it's mad how susceptible i am to marketing on /brit/
>>221745442got the 'yson on meself
>>221745531post order confirmation emailyou won't because it's a larp
>>221745547Done him
Get the Thai bride ordered
>>221745547ok you got me. but i bookmarked it for when i get paid
it's not even peak summer and you cunts are complaining
i love this record baby but i can't see straight anymore
the government spends 25 times as much on benefits for young people than it does on supporting them into work
fingers smell like bollocks
>>221745578you've been fucking done and dusted
What's the appeal of Marbella
Wish I could do something with my time instead of posting here
Haven't had a wank or looked at porn (besides some naughty lads in /brit/ posting it) in a week. Combined with the vitamin D boost from the sun I'm feeling unstoppable lads
just ordered a Meaco 1056
I’m in love
>>221745524I think it can be argued that if you open the borders completely then it could overwhelm the police, the NHS, and so on. I think we all want to live in a country where the law can be enforced effectively, and hospitals can cope. We can still let in some migrants though, especially if they will benefit the UK (through taxes, through working important jobs in the NHS, etc).As for the fairness of economic opportunities, I guess the fairest thing would be for everybody to have the same economic opportunities. It would be impossible to achieve that overnight, but it could be something we work towards.
think i'm a bit hemorrhoidy
>>221745610have a bumwank
macaco ingles
got the brie and crackers out lads look out
>>221745579It will piss down all July and August, this is as good as it gets
>>221745611watch *clap* some *clap* porn
>>221745621seems a bit fucked up. face is weird as well
>>221745599who the fuck wants to hire anyone with the current ni
I look a bit like timothy chalamet but ugly and with bad teeth and no hair and an odorous obese slug like body
>>221745578never darken this general's door ever again
so....
>>221745634God I hope so. Anything higher than 21 degrees makes me suicidal
>>221745134bizarre that they'd make that post how is that even worth a reference>>221745314i forgot why you ended up in ethiopia i think i asked you last year
peethepoopia
>>221745653and anything under 21 degreesand working at gregg's and having a cockand your sisterand being alive
>>221745634el nino says otherwise
>>221745606similar to dubai
>>221745675I didn't mind Greggs until they started their psychological abuse
>>221745674s
>>221745675scream
desperately want to get pissed but I genuinely can’t afford it
dominoes is nice tbf
been up since 3am
>>221745697does the hot weather make you horny?
>>221745672
>>221745704What about pissed on?
>>221745697your dads dead LMAO
>>221745637I mustn't... Must I?
bet you guys are all really hoping an Australian will jump in and tell you unprompted about how the weather is different here aren't youwell too bad I'm the only one here at the moment and I'm too busy eating cheese
>>221745672work with chubby chav bints like this. how do i get them to shag me rotten
>>221745708been up since 4am was still pissed until about 11
slept well last nightunder my duvetplan to again tonight
>>221745716Not funny I’m struggling here
>>221745729coon cheese i hope
flat is 25 degreesI just keep it cool with the blinds down
>>221745729obviously not that busy
>>221745732dont know
>>221745770cant respond to this post sorry gotta get through this brie it's extra oozy
>>221745144yh
Mental how you can get ChatGPT to generate Nazi imageryHonestly just assumed it got auto blocked
hello
>>221745815alright mate hows tricks
>>221745815hello
>>221745815alri
>>221745825fine
>>221745714Lisa Nandy looks like THAT?!
>>221745815Name on Ian
>>221745831blimey
sir cheese pom
>>221745832thats good good will there be anything else
>>221745825>hows trickswhat does this mean?
>>221745831is she doing yoga?
>>221745796THATS MENTAL WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>221745815nigga thinks he's lionel richie lol
>>221745851no
>>221745704Ten cans of Estrella for £11 down the Tescohen
>>221745850love cheese mewish i didnt because the dairy industry is megacruel
>>221745867alright mate speak to you again
New>>221745875>>221745875>>221745875
I've been suckin' willies man I feel just like a rockstar
>>221745854tbf that is mental, some of the AI companies have become neeky as fuck about 'AI safety' and censoring certain topics
