>bovine cattle
classic aussie midwit

I am wondering.. is being born in 1996-1999 considered a zoomer? i feel this age group is always neglected and not spoken about as much

bring the heat i say, been a fucking rough and cold winter

>>221766910
Anyone younger than me is a zoomer
So yes

just watched the drama, it was alright

Mad how every women should be put to death via electric chair

found my white t-shirt lads. let's go

>>221766924
I like Robert Pattinson but don't like Zendaya so shan't be watching it.

>>221766910
no idea m8. hope this helps x

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Cloudbergs looking fresh today

HE WAS HAVIN A FUCKING BASH

Sausage sandwich at home wearing my excellent smeggy boxers watching YouTube shorts .......

gonna go for a walk and spark out the first granny I see

>>221766922
>>221766936
fairs x

>>221766955
very cute

>>221766907
kicked that cunt like a kangaroo

is it too late / hot to go for a run now or will I have a heart attack and die

ate loads and i mean loads of mini pepperamis last night
farts are something else this morning

Fellas sitting outside the pub getting the pints in early
You love to see it

>>221766954
insane body, shame about the tattoos

>>221766934
Let's go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9z_cyIgE9s

>>221766997
just go for a walk

>>221767033
no I do what I want no one ever tells me what to do

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Very pleasant breeze out
Might find a spot of shade and read my book

>>221766997
just pace yourself you'll be reet

So, Summer is virtually here.

Tell me, what are your plans? Surely you do not intend to sit inside all day and ruminate? This could be your final summer after all.

trying my best and having some fun

>>221767045
ignore that lad. go and have your run

>>221767045
don't go for a walk

>>221767048
me on the right

>>221767048
>no benches

is the whole brits being miserable shtick a self inflicted punishment caused by costantly posting beatiful women that you know you will never get?

>>221767056
never you mind

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(8) Big girl, I will show you what I'm made of
I could handle it if you could take it (8)

>>221767056
planning on doing my first test cycle and self improvement, also getting a hair transplant in turkey and fixing my teeth. I am done being an incel loser

>>221767048
bro is in Denmark

>>221767071
At least two benches in that photo

>>221767086
Based.

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Got the missus pregnant

>>221767045
alri john locke

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Can you help us find Taylah?
Taylah Douglas, age 15, was last seen in Toronto about 4am on Saturday 23 May 2026.

>>221767077
no that's your gimmick

>>221767086
>first test cycle
cringe
>self improvement
based

>>221766910
1996-2002 is zillennials, older zoomers that remember life before iphones

any of you lads ever been arrested?

>>221767049
no one ever taught me how to get a gf :(

>>221767056
Sitting inside and occasionally ruminating
Might have a wank or two

>>221767149
Prefer not to say

I want this thing to go smooth and by the numbers

>>221767158
didn't ask

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got the frasier on

>>221767149
in the eyes of the law i’m a good little boy

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>zillenials

fanberg on full strength blowing at my musky bollocks with the smell wafting through the incelflat

>>221766997
don't rik mayall yourself

>>221767056
might message the toilfu later

then again might not

also I'll probably get on the cans and watch robocop

>>221767131
I want to help find her

>>221767094
had to zoom to see them

thoughts on botox? was thinking about it getting it for my forehead wrinkles and nasolabial folds

>>221767136
I'm asexual though

playing with his soyjak dolls again

Done an iced coffee at home for the first time today, is alright, should have used less water in the cafetiere to account for ice. Feeling very zesty as I sip my my basic bitch beverage.

remember when lara croft had massive tits?

absolutely love the nice weather lads. lifts my spirits. world seems a nicer place.

>>221767219
going to make a gay little iced japanese tea drink

dangerous day to be a sachet of iced matcha latte powder

ran 22 km this morning fucking shattered
too hot

Always concerned when the gf wants to use my phone to look something up since I always have a tab open on this god forsaken general. Who knows what insanity she could accidentally see.

>>221767158
get out on the street and start riverdancing with a balaclava on like a trve gallic bull the birds will be clambering over the top of each other to get to you

>>221767220
Prefer nu Lara I wish I was a girl and she was my gf

weird how smoking spice can make people cry their eyes out like they've just lost a loved one then grin like a madman a few moments later, very bizarre to see

>Kylian Mbappé has been tipped to join Chelsea in a blockbuster move that could shake European football
>New manager Xabi Alonso is reportedly keen on bringing him to Stamford Bridge, with belief the French superstar could instantly make Chelsea title contenders.

uh oh...

>>221767243
ah yes the wall

>>221767149
I got arrested while out on the piss 7 or 8 years ago because I was acting a fool on the train

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I wonder if zoomers will try to cling to being young some day as well, by inventing a Zoopha inter-generation generation.

>>221767264
spice is fucked up

>>221767250
anon's gf if you see this, we all love your bf and his contributions to /brit/. he's our rock, our guide, our mentor, and our friend

>>221767268
scream

nice wall that

>>221767268
A Slade reunion! Play Run Runaway for us.

>>221767250
show her that picture of the wall see what she thinks

>>221767276
did you at least think like a brilliant

>>221767268
this is how i imagine every british village with a population under 5k

>>221767264
Never really understood why it took off as a popular drug amongst the poors. I had it back when they were selling it in shops as weed replacements and in low doses it wasn't too bad, but then smoked a bit too much once and had a massive panic attack and decided to stay away. Seems strange that none of the gangs bothered introducing meth to the UK properly since it's cheap and massively addictive and probably would have filled the same niche.

>>221767268
no luck catching them killers then?

>>221767288
That's fucked up man, why would you say something like that?

>>221767313
can't see that nice wall m8 where's it gone

cant go outside because i look gay in shorts and short sleeve t shirt

>>221767344
odd

>>221767344
nigga you'd look gay in a burqa

>>221767296
"Why are you showing me this?"

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rorke in the wild

>>221767344
go outside in a maid dress then

oooo look at me i need drugs to trick my brain in to thinking im happy also i have mental issues but its nothing to do with the spice ive been smoking since i was 13 please give me bennies

Shan't be deleting the pictures of scantily clad women from my phone, even if I get a gf. Digital archives are more important than ever.

black niggers built britian

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umm hi

>>221767302
Always do

>>221767348
you've got a pair of wee bananas coming through your wall mate

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>>221767340
The wall is gone lad time to look forward to the next one

ran along the river and there were bloody indians in there washing themselves with dish soap
when will this nonsense be stopped

>>221767378
scromble

>>221767348
hello egyptlad looking fresh

bruces are here

>>221767312
you are correct the isolation and boredom turns people very nasty. they become curtain twitching facebook warriors who complain about everything and anything as their only hobby

a bit like hoa groups but they don't do it to keep property prices up, like the woke they do it because telling other people off makes you feel good and powerful

>>221767396
how many walls are we expecting to see today

>>221767315
the 'legal high' spice that was making news headlines back in the day is nothing like the stuff on the streets now, they don't even bother to make it look like weed any more it's just a grim concoction of mystery chemicals that make you go retarded. I've heard there's fish tranquiliser in it

>>221767401
should have confronted them about it

>>221767313
are you Harrogatelad

>>221767401
>dish soap
you mean fairy up liquid?

Shitting out the several pints of session IPA and deep fried pub food from yesterday

119 year old nan's been blacked lads

discombobulate a niggers head

trying out a new barber on Wednesday got a wedding on Saturday
Bit risky aye

when yanks talk about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is the jelly just jam or what?

the biggest darkest FATTEST gorilla niggers with nostrils wide enough to snort up a whole cantaloupe built britain and you WILL put respect on their name rorke for christ sake

>>221767435
>>221767436
right this isn't acceptable

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>>221767417
>the isolation and boredom turns people very nasty

A bit like 4chan then

>>221767417
They're very rude as well. Especially the middle aged women, they are genuinely demented

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>>221767401

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>>221767418
There's always another wall

damn australia you got all all howling with those bangers

>>221767048
path needs edging

>>221767420
Yeah knew there was an arms race to find the most fucked up chinese chemicals to send people crazy. As a generalised drug enjoyer I still don't see the appeal, but I guess my goal with drugs isn't to get completely obliterated and retarded

>>221767449
scoroom

>>221767474
mfpghhhhhh~

Aussies spawn in and just start dealing in racism
Big fan of that

>>221767433
whats up liquid

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>>221767446
Ingredients

Right well

filtering brazil, its just the paedo on the botnet anyway

>>221767131
not seen her since she was in johnny english

>>221767449
shriking

>>221767434
had awful diarrhea yesterday so took a load of immodium then last night pigged out on a papa johns pizza and got drunk. now im blocked up like a sack of spuds i have no arse but i must shite

not long until spurs get relegated now lads

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>all all howling

>>221767446
The difference between jam and jelly is I can't jelly my dick in your arse

>>221767481
>balls growing above the vagina
Man-made horrors

>>221767464
i find your claim highly dubious i HOPE to be proven wrong

>>221767481
freaky bitch tightened up her balls

Um

>>221767463
mad bastards didn't even try and get out the way

mad how people sperg out over a simple word. grow up

>>221767495
give us a sec i'll just dig out my inspector clouseau magnifying glass

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>>221767048
Would go mad if everything around me was that flat

>>221767508
Wouldn't want to be your toilet when the dam finally breaks

>>221767433
fairly fed up liquid

Banger just came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xAredAQ1U

>>221767474
get it all fucking tarred then itll never need edging again

>>221767529
Alternatively, place two fingers on your screen and spread them apart

>>221767526
They're the oddest people.

>>221767497
>not automatically filtering every third world flag

and the latest from catberge?

your ass must be jelly because jam doesn't shake like that

that was a song in the 1940s

dirty buggers all through history

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it's been 20 years
Arsenal
Arsenal are back
Arsenal are back
Brr, bah, bah


Arsenal are back, just won the league
22 years, now rival fans grieve
Can't find Expressions, neither KG
Abbi's gone missing, also Matisse
Arsenal are back, hear the cannon blast (Brr)
Years of hurt buried in the past
Arteta turned us into believers
Rice and Ødegaard, they are our leaders


Arsenal are back
Arsenal are back
Where? (Hey, hey)
Tell everybody


Tell everybody Arsenal are back (Brr)
Gabi in defense, Saka in attack
London is red, that is a fact
Set piece assassin, no boy can stop
All the haters, they were praying (Brr)
Now all of them are crying
They tried to say we were boring
Just because we were winning
Arsenal are back, say it with chest (Brr)
22 years, back to the best
Champagne flowin', red smoke skies
Now it's our turn to terrorize
Arsenal are back, trophy in the air
Red and white ribbons flying everywhere
Parade at the Emirates, a million deep
No one in London can sleep
22 years, now the drought is dead (Brr)
Not just London, England is red
North London forever, that is a fact
Tell the whole world

>>221767541
(indistinct brown biomass 74iq ESL voice) brooo thats a banger brooo its actually cracked brooo ur acc cooked if you dont fw this bro

>>221767556
careful lad bond's about mate, you might be caught in the crossfire

>>221767377
got so much smut on my phone it's mad

>>221767472
>all all howling

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I drive the POO bus

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>>221767572

>>221767463
right ive seen enough get literally every western city on the planet flooded with them RIGHT NOW

>>221767463
JFs hitting that "x dead in building collapse" stare

>>221767580
funny the first fan they showed was an aussie

>>221767572
Out on a mission
Suspect he'll pop in for some food and water in a bit

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omd

>>221767559
hows it going
why you always posting nonsensical stuff

>>221767610
ts tuff

>>221767601
scrime

Life is constant misery and pain

Just putting this out there:

1997 - Farage and UKIP split the right-wing vote leading to a Labour win, Tony Blair.

2001 - Farage and UKIP split the right-wing vote leading to a Labour win, Tony Blair, again.

Millions of immigrants and a war.

2005 - Farage and UKIP split the right-wing vote, leading to a Labour win, Tony Blair yet again.

Millions of immigrants.

2009 - 2015 - Farage and UKIP kept the Conservatives and the right-wing in a crippled state with no chance of UKIP winning but yet millions of votes into UKIP.

2019 - Farage split the country and the right-wing vote with pushing for Brexit. Labour benefitted greatly from this.

Millions more immigrants.

2024 - Farage split the right-wing wing vote greatly and this allowed a massive Labour majority.

Farage is singlehandledly the bloke most responsible for decades of millions of immigrants and Labour wins and strength and a split in the right-wing vote.

So don't give Restore Britain your nonsense about right-wing vote splitting to stop Labour winning power because Farage is also the cause of Advance UK and the need for Restore Britain.

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how it feels

>>221767610
tuff asl

>>221767530
Ellada :)

didnt even turn the washing machine on. that 30 minutes wasted

feel sorry for claude or whatever the white bloke from aftv was called. watched his club get overrun by blacks, got cancelled for calling son a dvd player and then died while they were still in their 20 years of being shit

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kek must be grim being a woman. Never safe

https://x.com/kalaBaman/status/2058384342293090469?s=20

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sucking an iced tea

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Anons telling me this woman is not attractive, feel like I'm going crazy

>>221767654
>got cancelled for calling son a dvd player
sc

>>221767620
So this is full Irish R1b

right then espresso then a poo then a shower then off to visit the famalam for lagers and a barbeque and the footy

>>221767680
she looks about 50 mate sort your mummy issues out.

killing myself over my 6 inch micropenis

this POS is talking straight BS, what a GD SOB

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>>221767680
folk..

>>221767694
the department of rorke officially classes that as a BWC mate, chin up

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>>221767600
Right away sir!

>>221767680
that uncanny pornstar look stops being attractive to most people past the age of like 19 unless you're below a certain iq threshold

need 60 year old fat chubby aussie gilf pussy bouncing on my cock

>>221767663
>women walks around half naked
>is shocked she is approached by a bloke who wants to hit on her

>>221767694
I know its not fair
Mines 6.2 inches and ill never be able to complete with other guys who's dicks are all bigger. The women just take one look at it and laugh, they've all had bigger and better. Being a dicklet is torture

https://youtu.be/9fR7Rtqn5yI

>>221767641
Didn't ask

>>221767717
>victim blaming
Rorkesheed

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>221767727

>>221767680
nice legs but disgusting fake tits and weird face
not attractive but of course I would love to do a sperm inside her vaginer

>>221767715
Granny fuckers get the rope too...

greenoeats isn't liking this food or restaurant

>>221767709
mowing them all down with an mg42 for a laugh

normies were finally allowed to be racist for once and it absolutely mind raped them there are some lads out there that think and post about indians 247

>>221767680
She'd be alright without the massive fucking bolt ons. Very unrealistic titty dimensions.

the 40 something lady at work keeps touching my arm and complimenting me, shame shes like a 5/10

>>221767760
Paying your lawyer fees for a launch

wish i was a wild horse in the plains running with my herd

UH OH STINKY RANJEET JUST TOOK A SHIT IN THE THREAD

>>221767779
any port in a storm

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>>221767787

>>221767751
some of them are freaky tho

>>221767779
get her done doggy

wish I could be a bystander for something desu. I'd step in

why does Simon Jordan hate scottish pipo? he can't even hide his hatred

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>She had travelled to meet one of the boys for the first time in November 2024 after he had begun a "relationship" with her on social media platform Snapchat.

>>221767805
scromit

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>>221767680
>wonky gnashers
>wrinkles under eyes already
>hairstyle of a 12 year old
>nasal folds
it's a hard pass from me. nice tits though

>>221767782
Nice church, grounds could use a bit of maintenance

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>>221767787

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>>221767714
>>221767749
>>221767767
luv bolt ons me, something very ero about it

You think Asian women in relationships with white men know that their partner likely has yellow fever?

>>221767763
there's never a healthy middle ground with them is there
the consequences of the youth of today constantly performing for the imaginary tiktok audience in their head

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Dead town theory utterly obliterated
For this weekend at least

>>221767819
if i was there on 911 there would have been a lot of blood in that cabin

>>221767846
They all know. They have white man fever too. They worship white men.

>>221767846
the asian women hate themselves tho and think their kids will get better genes by dating the white men in question so it's an even trade

>>221767846
Yes and they love it

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>>221767786
America has the NBA and Sydney sweeny so everything will be alright and china won't win

Preparing to give dogberg a proper scrub down, starting to get a bit stinky but it's an unpleasant task neither of us are going to enjoy

>>221767860
preferred that wall from earlier

>>221767845
its the grimmest shit ever mate literal 60iq dubai-dwelling deano fetish

this is when the brownoids respond seething at rorke

Mayuran Senthilnathan

Political Commentator, Hindu Pandit, Businessman Spiritual Autho

>>221767676
post apu rally

>>221767876
>dogshit opinion
>'hennessey'
no need for an IQ map on this one

>>221767846
they have white fever so it balances out

>>221767846
i dont think they know anything their brains just go "HURRRR I WAN NEW IPHONE I WAN BOYFREN I WAN NOODER I WAN BMW I WAN NETFRIX AND CHIW" in a loop

>>221767878
will just let catberg clean himself as per cos he's a hygienic young lad who can look after himself

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>>221767886
I'm 140 IQ mate you wouldn't get it

>>221767908
Bizarre post

not into tattoos or anything like that, prefer normal classy innocent looking women but botox lips explode my penis for some reason

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>>221767899
x

so what are they actually restoring?

>>221767763
The biomass invasion is a catastrophe.

>>221767925
its true, they operate on a completely different level of existence to white europeans

>>221767825
we englishmen have to live next door to them

>>221767927
i have fond memories of suggesting the change to the registration plate

>>221767908
right that's a bit racist isn't it

>>221767943
how so

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>>221767846
Fever is still attraction
Most people don't care why they get what they want, least of all women

me i like men i like big fat hairy farting men with pooey arses and fungal toenails and yellow teeth and if theyre bald even better

dont know why a lot of you think you're more intelligent than the average person when you have the emotional intelligence of a toddler

>>221767948
you wouldnt say that if a bad scottish bitch showed you her tits?

>>221767955
grow up retard

>>221767976
Why are you being mean you little scrote

>>221767962
asian women are the most conformist people on the face of the earth lol

>>221767969
grow up

>>221767966
you a real one for this

>>221767825
fuck simon jordan he couldnt even handle running palace and he hates the chels fucking toff loser cunt

>>221767975
no because fucking your enemies' women is based

keir stramer was a mogger when he was younger, he should dye his hair black and get botox / mini face lift.

>>221767962
The opium trade, their religion and their diet over the centuries produced a different cultural outlook and worldview far too complex to get in to here. They're just more communal and lacking individual insight due to war, famine, legalist and confucian doctrine

>>221767908
scr

would probably feel fucking amazing getting your arse turned inside out by a bbc if you were a gay lad

kek mad respect to whoever is defending my racist asian post from a minute ago youre a real ass nigga

wonder what its like to ejaculate on a bald head

Dogberg wash, self wash, wander up to the corner shop and get the ciders in. Think the rest writes itself really.

>>221768012
what about asian women who were born and grew up here

>>221768020
someone has to do it

>>221768017
grow up

When you visit the rural areas of Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, etc and see large homes, each distinct from the next and yet visibly 'American', set on a sizeable plot of land surrounded by plentiful woodland and fecund seas and rivers, it's hard not imagine that you are looking at the zenith of Anglo-Saxon civilisation and the realisation of its ultimate ideals of liberty. The simple, pleasant co-existence of the yeoman, the seaman, the merchant and the preacher.

It does feel like a country that is excellent in what it does, but which faltered very early in its existence and whose pattern of growth was driven too quickly and too greedily by mass immigration and a desire to manifest a destiny that was inevitable anyway. The best of nations, the worst of nations, simultaneously.

>>221768017
grindr is free mate

Northern accents are fucking disgusting, how do you guys deal with these people?