CVLTVRE edition
arselad afternoon
foden
>>221768177fcuig screma
is that the taj mahal in the back there is it
how did a random election like Makerfield By-Election become the most important thing in british politics this decade?
ueeegrhh
arch linux subedish
>>221768173yjk its fucking pink
>>221768234thinnest arch user
>>221768241m8...
why the fuck is he so zesty though
>>221768249lmao most arch users are runts
>>221768165I did, she said no because she wasn't single yetnow I'm just patiently waiting for her failing relationship to finally crumble (it may have already)
>>221768154baldness is hardly a problem you can go to turkey or wear a wig or use one of those drugs to grow it back but you could travel near and far and to the ends of the earth through time and space to galaxies unknown but neither king nor queen nor god himself can in all their power and splendour lengthen your penis by a single hair width
me? eat the same 2/3 meals on repeat every week and dont try any new foods
donating my pubes to ppl with cancer
>>221768249s
ive downloaded discord of 7 years of ignoring it
throwing sugar cubes at my 96 year old da
got my fancy orthopaedic sandals on
i hate the entire world and everything ever
>>221768271to what end?>other than 'bell'
>>221768249haha (i'm a tech guy everyone, I understand this !!)
curse my bipedal life
>>221768271they could use them to grow a nice beard
>>221768284nearly all the good niche discords are banned now
>>221768295edgy lil cunt you need a hug x
>>221768234archchads ww@
>>221768298fat thumb like rubes
For me it's Linux Mint
>>221768286pour boiling water on him first
>>221768266same here because my mum is too lazy to cook different meals
>>221768266ktim I found a recipe for this chicken spinach pasta bake thing over a year ago and I make it every week to have as packed lunches
>>221768316have you ever felt the inside of a vagina
more of a tails OS man myself
haha yeah computers and that. are any of you using google chrome
>>221768326dont make demands of me you vile ape
>>221768341You buying drugs online?
>>221768337Stone Cold Steve Accosting
>>221768333Ye but not for about 13 years now though
>>221768350something like that :)
get london boiled
>>221768356screaming
might get myself permanently banned need off this bastarding website
ACTIVEEEE
sent that rorke freak FLYINGhttps://x.com/Aeraeus/status/2057766356171276752
>>221768371go to /b/ and post a picture of a kitchen sink
>>221768356EPIC WIN
>>221768330want women to start wearing cute white gloves again
Another Turkish barber openedAcross the road from another Turkish barberFucking joke
>>221768367niggers melting into the pavement potholes like the wicked witch of the west
the bradley spam startsmust be 12pm
>>221768393sc
>>221768390there's three in my small town it's a fuckng joke
>>221768382not really, having an african father is not the same as being born in africa
im such a slut for australian posts i always give them yous
>>221768390they’re actually run by kurdjeets
>>221768382The Afro samurai
>>221768410well he was born in america
pure sexshould have been the british building these things
>>221768414kahteem!!!
>>221768422we cant even build a high speed railway
>>221768414good girl
>>2217684095 in minePiss take really
>>221768367
>>221768321My slender fingers are the envy of pianists
ive become very leftists as a i get older and i dislike racism and bigotry now. What the hell happened to me?
herro ya bombacrart nigga am from japan
>>221768414they love a bit of the old racism does wacky bruce. every australian is buck from far cry 3 they tend towards the darker pleasures of life
>>221768338write /brit/ on paper and post it with yout face
>>221768432yeah and its a fucking disgrace
/brit/ neeks who suck up to ausdogs are pathetic
>>221768458you grew up
>>221768422that going at supersonic speeds into my arse
>>221768493:(
>>221768451your slender fingers around a penis? eww disgusting man
Australians are fucking based. We could never match their level of humour.
think I'll have an omelette for lunch
>>221768511americans are funnier but you aren't mature enough to admit it
>>221768506jej
>ive become very leftists as a i get older
>>221768512what you having in it?
None of the "Australian" posters are real
>>221768546eggs
>>221768540im drunk, i swear im not esl
you son of a bitch, I'm in
ESLs during a flash flood see the water level rising and they just hit it with that ESL stare and accept their fate Destined to be a number on a headline
>>221768511they have no original gimmicks.
>>221768535Americans don't do humour. In fact they struggle when someone makes an ironic post they take it seriously and start rambling like autists.
>>221768511shut the fuck up
enjoying a glass of pomegranate juice
Must be some sort of classic car goings on
>>221768583yes sir!!!
black british classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkAh-oOr5M8
aussies doing a land acknowledgement before getting on /brit/ and posting about rorke and their nans getting blacked
>>221768603>wheel on the double yellowright well that's a fine
I have not purchased a newly released video game since Resi 4 on Steam in 2023.
>>221768596that's bent
bloody wammin in the office will be complaining teh AC is too cold next week i bet
Corrrrrrrrrr lunch is ready
>>221768603i'm close by, stay there and i'll find youwhat you wearing?
>>221768579not true lol
>>221768619
>>221768535zero wit in american humourjust observations in a sardonic tone
>>221768619Hey man I know this doesn't mean much coming from a yank but I want you to know that your post made me chuckle hard. Just thought I'd give (you) a little dopamine.
>>221768640the only funny yank comedian was norm macdonald and he was canadian
aussies be like croikey mayte av god a fackin croccer up me fackin asshale its shaggin me fackin ass
>>221768592can't believe drake fucked her
Dogberg washed but I can hardly lock him outside in this heat so now house smells like (mildly cleaned) wet dog. God hath forsaken us.
>>221768579scrm so true
>>221768628NIGGA PLS
getin nervousfock.sake
You wake up in Brazil:
>>221768655Patrice O'Neal???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqjhNf1h-v4
>>221768635
Don't really want to read the book I'm reading since non fiction and hard work so need to find a different casual book to consoom. Anyone read vurt? Might read vurt
man got cut up
>>221768603>>221768635oh dear oh dear someone's going to get raped
https://youtu.be/ZEeV70Pwjuo?si=doICrgaWt-kBLE-G&t=136
i want to be nothing
patiently waiting for the sun to fuck off
chris crocker
>>221768660Take him for a W A L K
might stick around
Phone telling me it's going to be 27 tomorrow but allegedly is only currently 23, what fresh hell is this? Phonestein needs to get his information verified
crushing crowds of white crackers to red mush in a tiger tank
>>221768683umdon’t like this style of post
>>221768704Walk hath been completed earlier, this is designated dogberg resting hours
rorke bringing his nerf hydrocannon to the water balloon fight
>>221768669*smack my bitch up starts playing*
do yanks have comedian panel shows like we docan't imagine how grim that must be
>>221768711yeah it's hotter tomorrowI'm going to hide in a cold bath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwZVZ5qZnoA
cumtown is funnier than anything brits and aussies have ever made
>>221768730Fair enough but it dries them off quickly
crushing stacks of white crackers to crumbs and putting them on a marshmellow tray bake
Nearly beer o clock
looking for my friend HoldenHolden Tudix
Doesn't even feel that hot
>>221768746do like cumtown but brass eye mogs
>>221768746it's ok but you have to listen to 3 hours of leftypol shite to get 5 minutes of comedy
>>221768746hard carried by nick mullen and a flash in the pain that will never be replicated
in the car
its so funny there are niggas like sargon of akkad walking around, niggas grandfather was a Caribbean black and now his grandson wants to kill every black person in england. There are thousands of these cole palmer and sargon types walking around in the UK
>>221768737leftypol's black kids left in tears
Oh, there was a fire in London? That's probably quite sad. But I'll wait to see the ethnic makeup of the area before I give my sympathy.
It's Nerf or nothing you fucking bitch!
might wankrape myself
Dogberg does this thing when it's really hot where he digs in his designated digging spot, rakes up all the soil on the top to get to the cool dirt underneath and then lays in it. If only we could all be so wise.
did they give body worn cameras the abbreviation bwc on purpose
had more noise complaints after the recent screamwank
ruby granger feet sex arse
>>221768316More of a Debian guy myself
>>221768793t. Samuel Pepys
rorke has been blown away
ruby granger mum sex arse>>221768820pscr
rorke turning a blind eye to his feelings
the keyboard astronaut going to the space bar for a drinkhe says "put it on my tab"
>>221768816put it in slow mo, can barely get a look in
eating an organic eco banana (though it’s obviously been heavily gmo’d)
>>221768658you can't believe it because it never happened
sitting in my motor vehicle eating a meal deal in the supermarket carpark
>>221768435UM x
>>221768858
I'm a loud type a sista
Slowly drip feeding tidbits of information about myself to the thread so that a keen eyed observer will, over the course of several months, have all the resources necessary to identify me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ1gInUG5uw
>feet sex arse
>>221768863
>>221768816Why does she pretend to be 4 years old playing tea party?
>>221768879AC on lad?
do I need to put sunscreen on if I'm just walking to the shopshelp
For someone who just turned 26 she had a very immature birthday party. Actually, do people still have parties at that age? I gave that up once I turned 18.
>>221768924yh...
>>221768912both front windows down, sun shining, gentle breeze blowing, people passing
why are eastern europeans paki-like
destroy everything that exists
Diego will be back in the summer to make /brit/ morph into /brat/
>>221768924every time you don't wear it the sun slowly damages your skinhere's a truck driver showing a lifetime's effect of the sun on the skini don't put it on if i'm outside for 2 minutesbut if i have to walk anywhere far it's worth it
>>221768910To be fair she seems to have a pretty decent life while a lot of people on 4chan are shut-ins with no lives
Just had a wnak
>>221768876drake has fucked her in 2017 at a party with charli cxc
>>221768943>truckFOY
>>221768935eastern euros are based tho
i had a dream where i turned into an attractive girl and when i walked past people they would comment on my attractiveness without fail
>>221768958yes he was american, well done
>>221768974so is your colonised brain
>>221768967Being a woman would be greng.
>>221768967oh my agp !!
the only thing i care about is money and bitches. I don't care about race, religion or any of that gay shit. I only care about myself and what will benefit me alone.
haha charade you are
>>221768765ktim
>>221768988im not a tranny nor do i have tranny thoughts at allwas a strange dream
>>221768982proof that you don't need money or height to get a hot gfjust a sick fashion sense
>>221768997fucking poo *makes chirping sounds*
>>221769001teach me
get money get paid
>>221769006niga its a fake tiktok skit get your head out your arse
On Yom Kippur of all days Shaking my head
just had an omelette
>>221769030filling status?
>>221769026aussies in charges of understanding a joke
>>221769033egg
>>221768765typeashit the witch magick girl from secondary school had in her room
r/HENRUKtoil beckons
>>221769033fromage et jambon
>>221769050why do you do this to yourself?they are losers in there, don't get it with the wrong crowd lad
>>221768765when u nut but u still suckin
called yom and a keeper? must play for tottenham
Going to sleep Hope I never wake up
>>221769061BOOOOOOO
>>221769067
literally have no clue what any of the football posts are about. i'm aware arsenal is a team and something happened this week but that's about it.happy to keep it this way.
rorke
there's so many fat people at the supermarket
>>221769087lie on
>>221769036nice AR15s (Assault Rifle 15). my favourite machine gun.
have some lunch in a minute then sun my back
>>221769087Doubt that's true
there's a fat man sitting im my chair typing away at my laptop
>>221769071
the lads>>221766625
>>221769091
Arsed my life up tremendously
>>221769091lots of biomass too
>>221769099>>221769103It's actually insane that some people are so into men kicking a ball around they struggle to fathom that others simply don't care.
going to the supermarket on the weekend is hell
>>221769087the posts aren't really about football anymorelet me explainusually when a team wins the premier league they have a parade in their city. this year arsenals parade has been co-opted by non-arsenal fans, mostly non-whites, and turned into "North London Carnival"proper arsenal fans (like MuswellHillLad) are upset by this
business idea: both bolton and stockport lose
>>221769140Hate supermarkets at the best of times
I watch football and I don't care
had my amazon order delivered to a locker instead of my house for some fucking stupid reason
might get into extreme anus stretching like those people who buy forearm sized dildoes
>>221769181the reason: he chose "deliver to a locker" option
>shitport
>>221769101are you allowed to own those in the yookay?
>>221769191why not i say
>>221769181this is the superior way, don't need to be in and can pick it up whenever you want
just realised someone called me bent earlier on
Remember when bolton were in the prem
chief kiev
>>221769212>don't need to be ini'm ALWAYS in
>>221769197true>>221769212yeah but I am in, and it said sunday when I ordered, and I knew I'd be in sunday, guess it's a nice walk for me (already over the limit wahey)
>>221769212They just leave mine outside on my very open porch or hidden behind the bins. Never had any stolen, nice to live in a decent area I suppose.
>>221769217people call me bent all the timesimply dont care
right I'm off to the shop for a 'netto
>>221769204no, we bleieve in democaray
>>221769227
Basil the Great used to post in this general
>>221769245tnooo not the pitussy
right so amazon wagies can open any locker to put a package inside what's to stop them opening up all of the lockers and nicking the lot
>>221769242Grab us a twister you selfish cunt
Don't see poo smells lmao poster much anymore
>>221769231>>221769226don't need to get the door and have that worry about doing a poo when the delivery comes either
>>221769263the social contract
Well then
>>221769269It were an awful gimmick anyway
>>221769231>guess it's a nice walk for me (already over the limit wahey)lmao nice one
>>221769263Their little tracker app thing only opens the ones they've been approved to put stuff in. They don't have a key or anything,
>>221769282for being racist no doubt
>>221769282faggot
>>221769282Permanently suspended seems like an oxymoron. Were you being critical of the long nose tribe?
>>221769204we used to until the late 1980’s :(
>>221769286The ones that get reposted the most often are
time for a first bockle of boltmaker for the day
Bacary has picked up your order and is on the way.
>>221769294makes sense
Watched Friday the 13th original one last night, might just watch the shit ones like Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason and Jason goes to the zoo etc
>>221769327Leftypols da
>>221769181
>>221769212I have a secure parcel locker at home with Amazon integration though
bum is out lads
>>221768603shit wall compared to the last one
suns out, that lads bums out
>>221769355fascinating
>>221769365Ktim Got out of the shower ages ago and just laying on the bed naked and shitposting
>>221769361very goyim-coded post
>I have a secure parcel locker at home with Amazon integration though
>>221769361the way you wrote this is so Indian
mines an orange 'lippo
>>221769365*detaches my erect knob and hurls it like a tennis ball across the room into your anus*
berries dangling
>>221769377um
boltonians jewing the hatters out of a wembley goal
>>221769390*jumps up and tries to catch it mid-air and gets my fingers chopped off*
>>221769382>>221769384>>221769388fucking sc
>>221769340i liked the jason one where he's on a space station
I went to school in Bristol finishing around 2005. There was a single black kid and maybe three asians when I was there. Drove past there this week in the morning and I had to play spot the white guy.
i have a big bum but im skinny im like a PAWG
>>221769382>>221769384>>221769388why idgi
I am full Irish R1b.
>>221769426corr SEXO!
>>221769417That's a good thing
last day of footy yeahoh well :(
>>221769417checking out kids are you
>>221769441suppose you can always pretend to be sponsored by companies
I am full Irish R1b...
>>221769417vantablack jungle niggers built britain RORKE
>>221769417the biomass invasion is a war crime
>>221769449auditing britain
>>221769439favela cronem’s sweetheart on the right
>>221769439good lord the body on the right one
New>>221769471
>>221769439mmmm that's nice
>>221769474fucks sake
Why is it that no matter how much I soap up and scrub my balls as soon as I direct a hairdryer onto the region I'm fucking engulfed in sweaty ball funk? Why can I not remove this?
>trannoid edish giving that one a miss then
>>221769492You gotta unzip them and clean inside
>>221769466need to be auditing your hard drives lad
Western attacker mpve. Be advised. Don't listen. Don't back. Stay Aryan! All good. God blrss! Deus Vult. Amen!
actual new>>221769479>>221769479>>221769479
God bless all Crusaders.
Keep breathing keep living. Western cock are the original celts. Europppa...
Drive a kar.
I have been escaping with my western european celtic cock.
Westernia.
Easily done. Losing breath to get out of it though... It'a tough on the lungs. God bless westerns.
I am full Irish R1b1341221.
Great Heathen Attack.
Sup.
GOODBYE
