Radders on court edition
the wife
>women aren't funny
how imma do rorke whenever i see him
we at /brit/ say congratulations to bruno fernandes for breaking the record for most assists in a premier league season
got westside gunn on
>>221773739need her to SHIT down my THROAT
keeping a spare ring lying around so i can use it to pretend i have a wife on /brit/
>>221773758trannies are VERY funnyjust look at this lad, took hormones just for the laugh
>>221773778standards down the gutter lad good lord
PINT GF
Would love to boot this spastic
a lot of wogs in here today
>>221773762short king
Remember when spaino posted his mum's tampons to try and prove he had a gf
>>221773778She got dat dere hantarona
>>221773818meds, now
>>221773797do they still... you know
>>221773803turn the brightness up on your monitor
>>221773818he mindraped you
>>221773797fucking KEK i've been following this story for a while, apparently they tried to get on a reality show before even meeting each other, think the whole channel is just a show
Oh mate my hair actually looks fucking terrible I’m going to have to wear a hood tomorrow
>>221773762all lanklets have a deactivation button in their jaw
>>221773803wogwon
dollymong playing with his dollies again
Really just want to do some shagging absolutely fucking unreasonable that I'm not shagging right this very moment all sweaty and slidy god damn it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779637206356136.webm
I'm a NEET so will be avoiding the bank holiday ruckus and saving my walk for later in the week
>>221773820>"really good"not good enough to win though, presumably
>>221773861
wish I could have bank holiday sex
bio women > transterssimple as
>>221773818el screamo he truly was a freak.
>>221773866I go for my incel walks around midnight so it doesn't really matter the day
>>221773851barber pushed your shit back?
>>221773869She will win! A match, eventually
to all the yung 'un here who think the porn posters are sick, that the scat/fart fetishists are gross, to the zoomers who just watch vanilla porn and find everything else disgusting...in 10 years you'll be worse than all of us. porn does this. and porn now is much worse than it was a decade ago.
>>221773864Ktwbm
nothing quite like a sunny day
>>221773891Porn in general is awful
warm out>Youngsters inhale 'hippy crack' while girl is carried away on a stretcher and man is arrested in chaotic scenes on Bournemouth beach as Britain bakes in Bank Holiday sunshinehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15844359/uk-weather-bank-holiday.html
emma has no toenails
>>221773897>12 ballsYeah absolutely looks like it too
>>221773887Nah tried to do it myself looks terrible
>>221773879sure but if you can't get gold you'd settle for silver wouldn't you
>>221773906nothing good ever comes out of bournemouth
>>221773891projecting slug
>>221773906Never hear about anything good happening at Bournemouth beach do you
>>221773912s
>>221773879greasy angel
>>221773912kek
right well
Fuck sake spurs scored
>>221773936good clean arse tbf
>>221773897screaming
fucking um
>>221773936>>221773948wheres their willys and bollocks gone then
>>221773784>>221773758stella mogs her
>>221773951what were you expecting? a bit log sitting on it or somethingdisgsuting man
do you just put your willy inside it or like how does that work
mate drunkenly sent a picture of his gfs arse to the groupchat last night and now I'm insanely jealous
>>221773948posting with my left hand now thanks
>>221773936>>221773948Really not helping with my "currently not shagging" predicament
>>221773973Don't know I'm a vf you see
>>221773936>>221773948I am entitled to this
ENGLISHERS WONT LIKE THIS
>>221773972that other one is a bit brown but the first one has been bleached or something
>>221773974hope you've saved it and are in the process of posting it
Posting here on an alt because my normal username can be linked to me in real life, but I post here daily. Most of you have probably upvoted my posts at one point or another. But yeah, I'm old, and I'm a virgin, and while it doesn't bother me much anymore, it's really bad praxis to call people virgins as an insult or to make fun of them for being virgins. Incels are bad not because they are virgins but because they just blame women for their cause. Make fun of them for their shitty beliefs, not because they are virgins.I think for a lot of us we still hold on to the capitalist idea of success that has been handed to us. That we need to have money and a job and a partner and kids and all that to be seen as good. And that's not possible for a lot of us. I know that's not possible for me I've been unemployed for years at this point. So we make fun of them for believing in the system but still not having it. I think it's right when people point out here that the things a lot of the alt-right are mad about are rightful things to be mad about. It's just that they then blame them on the (((globalists))) and muslims and immigrants and SJWs when really it's capitalism and actual rich people.But seriously, that's all I have to say. Please think before using virgin as an insult. It's just a state of being, that of having not had sex, and every single one of you were a virgin at some point in time. Thanks for reading. I love all y'all anyway.
>>221773993scotland is named after an ir*sh tribe
>>221773974oh you're an arse man?
>>221773997ive got a nice pink bum but i havent bleached itsome of us are blessed
wow what a deal
>>221773973you’re supposed to wait for them to get stuck in the washing machine or under the bed xx
>>221773974is it this fat?
>>221774021smcirng
>>221774017Leftypol using this to justify the biomass invasions
>>221773974One time my mate send me a full frontal nude picture of his wife for no reasonDidn't know what to say so I asked if she'd lost weight haha
>>221774007>virgins think they are different from incelslol
>>221774017gaelic vikings a terrifying thought
liverpool simply refusing to score
>>221773906howl
>>221773999the thought crossed my mind but I daren't on the 0.01% chance someone on here recognises her
>>221774021someone's feckless nan would buy this no questions asked
going to have a very filthy very incesty wank all evening
>>221774020get it posted you fucking slut
>>221774051when are you going to grow up and stop watching slop
not watching any football until one of them decides to not be boring bastards
>>221774059yeah we'd definitely know her by her arse. mong
>>221774065for me it's identical twins kissing
>>221774070see>>221774065
>>221774080her face was in the picture tooand identifiable tattooscunt
>>221774065>>221774085wronguns
>>221774065for me its chubby femboys with locked up leaky clitties
>>221774059pussyo blud
Bitch got broken straight away
>spurs winning
>>221774059It's dangerous these days what with archives and all that. Have posted exes on 4chan before but wouldn't even consider it now, internet has become too small
>be canadian>go to "tim hortons" for a vanilla coffee>see this https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779419795690873.webm>walk out
>>221773936 >>221773948 Happy to report these are doing absolutely nothing for me as I've just shagged the missus something rotten
sick of being a wastrel mong, some of us lads need to band together to start a business and start talking about "loss leaders" and shit like that so we can make a lot of money. like we make poo which is a loss leader but then we make merchandise from the poo which is a gain winner
>>221774018yeah he's billy gunn
Might play some Ape Escape
I'm watching the tottenham game because i've decided that's the team I'm going to support when I act like I care about football to appear more normalNot seen Jermaine Jackson or Willem Dafoe on pitch yet though and I distinctly remember having their match attax cards and them being shiny so that's odd
>>221774138she got a clean arse or is there a bit of poo up there
Is contemporary BBC Radio 4 comedy losing its satirical edge compared to legacy archives?I’ve been diving deep into old British comedy archives on BBC Sounds lately, listening to classic runs of The News Quiz and Dead Ringers from a decade ago. When I tune into the current Friday night comedy block, it feels like the writing has shifted from sharp, institutional satire into a much safer, predictable form of observational humor. Is this a symptom of the BBC trying to avoid modern "culture war" grenades from the press, or has the talent pool for sharp political radio writing simply migrated over to the independent podcast market?
is the dark knight rises any good
the scrandemic
>>221774135part and parcel of life in toronto
>>221774119She's fucking shit and a crybaby. Fucked over OUR ANDY in his last professional game too. Fuck her>>221774168Just showered so squeaky clean
>>221774188for you
>>221774188Yeah that whole trilogy is great
>>221774199The fabled English Rose
the men are kicking the ball are they?
>>221774188
>>221774190the diabetenator
I will tell you zis only wernce
it's over, tottenham is staying :/
yeah men are kicking a ball aboutbut at least football is an ancient sport and has a traditionwhat's actually pathetic is people watching women's tennisdid the brown woman hit the ball with the racket?
>>221774188instead of a shootout there's a scene with cops and criminals running at each other
>>221774158I wouldn't mate, I tried it for a few years and it's not a great team to pretend to like. Better to go for someone under the radar like Fulham or Crystal Palace. I'm able to navigate normie spaces (work drinks, taxis) with relative ease just by learning a few talking points about Crystal Palace
stuntpegg arse
sat here sizzling like a lobster
>>221774239Literally 1-0 mate chill out
>>221774190jason deruuuuuulo
>>221774188OF COURSH
>>221774188no it's pretty shit
happened in Birminghamwhat would you in this situation?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779545622078962.webm
my name is michael cainenot a lot of people know that
Metal was too high test for the white boys so the CIA made wog music popular and that's when the wigger takeover started and the brain numbing weed epidemic
Wish they'd kick my balls
>>221774277GIWTWM
watching jermafunny
Tottenham Sput
>>221774246Radders has Kate on speed dial
>>221774285that's a good rob brydon impression
>>221774257fancy her so much
>>221774283scream
hope you wastrels have read a few books this year
>>221774300Many people are saying this
Return To Castle Rorkenstein
>>221774283ROARINGDdopne her
>>221774257she has tattoos now she is dead to me
Rorke is goated with the sauce
>>221774312closed the tab as soon as I saw I did that
>>221774283>runs at women in the middle of the night>am not scareyyyy senpai we r normal pplfucking retard
>>221774380>>am not scareyyyy senpai we r normal pplLMAO
>>221774283lmao
leftypol downing himself with the ray gunrorke refusing to revive him because he hasn't opened a single door yet and they're on round 7
just had a lovely sausage baguettex
breaking in the new creps
Just remembered the case of the Somerset Gimp
>>221774424The Jeffery Crepsteins
>>221774283I've had women cross the road and that when I come across them at nightFeels a bit bad but I can understand it. Chasing them down isn't really going to help is it
>>221774424oliver cromwell ahh tings
Been following this chad on Youtube who's walking the South West Coast path and his missus has just turned up, she's an absolute rocket. Some blokes have it all
black people love bringing their speakers to the park
me? im an incel playing dead cells
>>221774442And do you know what? Fair play to them
>>221774451So bored of roguelikes or lites. whatever the fuck they're called
>>221774424Clarks? >>221774436HOWLING
>>221774460what do you hope to gain from posting your 5 celebrity women all the time?
YES YES YES YES YES
>>221774469so gorgeous
>>221774424pretty thick looking socks for dress shoes
>>221774407not play zomb in ages. since blkops1
>>221774469welsh girls are so fucking peng (10% of them time, the other 90% they are inbred looking munters)
>>221774440go to bed you boring old cunt
>>221774440her teeth stick out too much
why do so many third world jf's come to /brit/ and degrade our general way of life
sucking a henry westons
poo wee park
>>221774485early retirement on the cards
>why do so many third world jf's come to /brit/ and degrade our general way of life
>>221774440eh, difficult to judge from such a low res image but she looks like a 7/10 at best
everton equalise within first 5 minutes watch
scream
>>221774556yes thats the joke my nigga
a crate of old speckled hen just came screaming in from outer spac
>>221774575baited for this exact reply
>>221774560you can only hope
>>why do so many third world jf's come to /brit/ and degrade our general way of life
>>221774555Nah free drugs basically
>>221774588double done himrorke flummoxxed
can't believe this shit was 4 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FleHL0es9Xsand the original was a lifetime agohow time fly
>>221774335~30 thus far
yeah yeah rorkes still about
>>221774635the books:>the 7 habits of highly effective people>the subtle art of not giving a fuck>how to make friends and influence people>48 laws of power>let them
>>221774672s
get the fuck out of brit you welsh bastards, ANGLO LAND
>>2217743355
Got the slushie machine on x
Wifeberg been visiting family and is on her way home now, hour and a half drive in her shitbox without ac and I'm going to dive right into her sweaty minge 'pon her arrival
>>221774672you forgot atomic habits and 12 rules for life
>>221774688actually 6 i forgot one
Really ought to go outside but simply don't want to
eating strawberries
>>221774706ktim, nothing out there for us
>>221774521>>221774530Battyboys
>>221774706had these thoughts earlier but there is nothing out there for me
>>221774698Post a picture of your hand with /brit/ on bit of paper next to it. You won’t. Bye bye virgin
>>221774335getting through shakespeare's sonnets atm. guy was a bit talented at wordplay
>>221774672Well that's me done. Did also read the count of monte cristo and wouldn't shut up about it (on here) for a week
>>221774698Let us know how his spaff tastes mate *thumbs up emoji*
>>221774707want some cream with them?
why i'm no longer talking (to rorke) about race
Don’t want to get out of bedWant to spend the day in bed
>>221774698yeah this might be the most based post in the history of /brit/. when you wake up tomorrow, you will have this post as a feather in your cap, for the rest of your life. a truly blessed moment.
>>221774672Dunelm
>>221774734got some vegan coconut double cream with it
thats too fat
>>221774744the glazing is insane
wonder if she's back from Spain yet
>>221774728ah it's you! sorry about that, i actually had a few chats with you about the book as you were reading it. did you like it in the end? what else have you read?
>>221774764grow up
>>221774744hes not gonna shag you mate
idk what i want to smoke more, this spliff i just rolled or rorke's dusty ahh
>>221774728Favourite book of all time that, absolutely sensational
>>221774672>>how to make friends and influence peoplecan tell from a mile away when someone has read this book because they always insist on using my name constantly when talking
>>221774744twin doing tricks on it
>>221774764get some eltons arse cream mate its much better
>>221774769fuck off, too late now, rude git
>French Open: Raducanu loses first set 6-0
>>221774765randyesque
>>221774791You've posted about this before, I remember.
FONT please
ah yes of course he disappears now
>>221774799howling, fucking fraud
>>221774796i'm genuinely sorry bud i was just joking
>>221774791does it work tho
fifa has a sound effect of a banging drum that sounds exactly like someone knocking on my window. so that's mint
>>>/sp/154826159
everything I've said on /brit/ is true but with one or two embellishments here and there x
>>221774843>fifa grow up
what a fucking shithole this whole region is. actual scum low iq retards brain damaged from the acid rain banging on about muh home and muh norfen pride, just fucking nuke it all
>>221774864no
>>221774854well, that isn't sports
>>221774791after he died his family edited his book. there's a website that has the original text, i can't remember it though. it has things like an example of a guy talking about japanese immigration being too high
Might eat wifeberg's minge
>>221774854
>>221774799FUCKING BITCH
>>221774804it riles me up i thought it was worth posting again>>221774833no it doesnt i can see right through him
there were some scantily dressed women in asdawas hard to focus on my shop with womens legs and arses at every turn
what's a good RPG to play
you've got some nerve coming here
>>221774854good reminder to not be on the /sp/ threads for the Champion's League and World Cup finals
>>221774865full of pakis
just dropped the wife off at denzel's flat, now i have the house to myself all night going to order a pizza and play some marvel rivals ahaahah get in lads
saw so many lovely boobs and bums today cooooorrr i'm horny
>>221774865nuke liverpool, nuke manchester, nuke leeds/bradfordkeep sheff its alreet
>>221774916good post
>>221774896witcher 1
Gfberg's birthday next week and she doesn't know how broke I am. Fuck.
>>221758621
>>221774913grow up mate
Yesterday was cowboy vibes today its gangster vibes today
>>221774769Yeah really good, guess there's a reason the classics stay relevant for many years. Also went through gene wolfe book of the new sun series which I appreciate is well written and interesting but didn't really like it that much, found it a bit of a slog but had been on the list for a while. Neal Stephenson seveneves was pretty good, not one of my favourites of his but definitely worth a go if you're into his style. Vox was just a worse rewrite of handmaids tale with a terrible plot armour ending, only reason anyone cares about is because female author. Borges fictions is great, read aleph last year and his style is excellent. Blake crouch dark matter is probably the worst nu sci-fi book I've read in my life, predictable and shit at every twist and riddled with plotholes. Gave Brando sando a go and thought mistborn series was ok but pretty boring and nothing special, think I've aged out of that tier fantasy. East of eden possibly the most moving book I've ever read. And then had a bunch of palate cleanser stuff like Terry Pratchett and reread some Vonneguts that I hadn't read since early twenties and reenjoyed them. Uh bit of a dump, any hits on your list?
>>221774896I played that clair obscure recentlyvery fun game, lovely music
reminder the 'corpse of the jew' defeated the 'ever living gods''
>>221774833honestly no as its very obvious that theyre trying to guide and steer the conversation to whatever it is they memorised earlier that morning
my interests? darts, pizzas and aliens
Just finished this lad, yes it was reddit (very), yes I enjoyed itKind of feel like buying the "I periodically wear this shirt" shirt which is also reddit
Cameron winter is the greatest songwriter of this generation but he will never be even remotely famous, because he is going bald like his dad or Billy corgan and has the stage presence of a truck driver or a sesame street character he's quite handsome really but he's not actually at all marketable to a wider audience
going in shower
>>221774938Leftypol on a madders
why is every flag south of the equator a paedophile on here
>>221774951mad that
my erections have been really strong lately
>>221774895All the slags shop at Asda. Saw this one with a huge fake arse and the husband looking so proud to be with her
>>221774951and whats winning now?
>>221774959today i watched excalibur and it was amazing, shall me watching it again
>>221774916whats so good about sheffield
>>221774959thought this was a good fillumgave the book a go but it was just brainrot I need a bit more intellectual stimulation
>>221774896Xenoblade Chroniclesar lass voice acts in it
>>221774951yet now the church stand as empty as the temples did
>>221774996tram and meadowhall
>>221774971That’s just their culture stop being a racist scrumgrubble rorke
>>221774865racist cunt
watched lots of films and gone corr might read the book never have
has he started his pagan larp? oh dear.his self harm rituals are always evolving.
>>221775008love this chimpmunk face of women
>>221775002Yeah I read it a couple years ago and thought yeah ok fine as popcorn sci-fi but anyone that tries to tell me it's amazing and super smart just gets instantly relegated to reddit player one plebtier status in my huge intellectual brain
>>221775037meds, now
>>221774996nothing it's horrible
gemma arterton so fucking fit in clash of the titans
>>221774996scissors
>>221775068love greek mythology stuff
Like Honey in The SunIt falls off the knife – Completion!Blue eyed Honey in The SunWarm, wet and on the runOn The Run, on the run, on the run, on the run,....On The Run, on the run, on the run, on the run?
Why are some spergs on here so obsessed with getting people to prove their claims? Just believe the post or don't or send a zinger, caring so much about larps is really weird
>>221775008Melia is the best character too
any of you ever bought weed online is it difficult
Poor 'berg wants to go out for his walk but doesn't understand it's still boiling out there. Just keeps looking at me and sighing it's not my fucking fault you're covered in fur you stupid idiot
long island city here I come is a banger for the ages
>>221775103nice try gchq
>>221775121Yeah sure they are arsed about me buying 3.5
>>221775087some people, mainly liberal/progressives, have an epistemological method of arriving at a truth purely through "proving" a claim. Its a very warped and wrong modern interpretation of classical empiricism
West Ham have scored
>>221774944east of eden is an all time favourite. i never thought of them as palate cleansers but vonnegut and pratcher really are just that - funny and entertaining but they don't stay with you. borges is kinda mysterious the first few stories but after a while his style becomes predictable and loses the novelty, except for maybe shakespeare's memory which i still think about.right now i am in my american postmodern lit phase. don delillo, david foster wallace, jonathan franzen. i really like that midwest aesthetic and commentary on the american consumerist corporate landscape.ever read any russian stuff? i finished notes from underground and the death of ivan ilich. short stuff. thinking of reading the longer works. the brother karamazof and war and peace and stuff. as you say, the classics stay relevant for many years, and this russian stuff has been relevant for a long time.
>>221775103Piss easy to get anything really, if you're too spasticated to figure out the markets (tor.taxi has reliable links) then you can search trustpilot for reviews of clearnet sites that will sell you legitimate actual weed. Just search like bud uk or something like that and look for positive reviews
>>221775138which man kicked the ball?
>>221775146the karamazov brothers is the best book ever written
>>221775147Can you pay with bank transfers
>>221775152Many of them have kicked the ball
the giants of bolton against the titans of stockport
>>221775146*yawn*
>>221775156falls apart in the third act
>>221775138Everton wont win though so whatever
>>22177433513 for me
>>221775176books in general or my particular taste? got any recommendations?
>>221775146Dostoevskys master works should be read in chronological order i reckon
>>221774335i just saw it
rorke: >i'm so glad i spent my life rotting in front of my computerleftypol:>i'm so glad i spent my life getting bummed in public toilets
>>221775231that's not Rorke at all
>>221775231you have to see someone about this mate your OCD is ruining your life
rorke doing a chicken dance
Might read In Search of Lost Time
>>221775146Like DFW, read infinite jest about ten years ago and enjoyed it, the endless footnote gimmick works really well for him but can see why it wears people out. Actually read a few of the essays from 'a supposedly fun thing I'll never do again' because went on a cruise and his description of cruises, albeit his was Caribbean and mine was Norway, was spot on and very funny to be experiencing while on the boat. Skipped most of them because although I like his style I don't care enough to read 50 pages about a tennis player from the 90s I've never heard of. Not ever delved into the russians, closest I got to that region was hitting a few of the kafka hits when i was smoking a lot of weed. Useful to be able to describe things as Kafkaesque and actually understand the context. Reading vurt by Jeff noon at the moment, good dystopian drug fueled new weird so far. Given china mieville and Jeff vandermeer a go too and although I enjoyed perdido street station and southern reach trilogy I dont really have any desire to revisit them. Certain amount of pretension to the whole thing that I haven't found with vurt (so far, only about a third of the way through)
dominic sandbrook does a book podcast and his cohost is unbearable
>>221775159Yeah think so, never had to use the clearnet sites but think they use bank transfers same way that questionable research chem / "supplement" sites do
who's dominic sandbrook when he's at home
make the new rorke
>>221775103yeh, sort of
>>221775289wish we could share our goodreads accounts and follow other anons here but i know we'd get bullied
>>221775360Just go to the weed shop you ridiculous leaf
rorke stop twiddling your thumbs and get it made
>>221775372:(
ive made the new
2-0 West Hamberg
>>221770836>>221770836>>221770836
Baked >>221775412>>221775412>>221775412>>221775412
that's the f**$%*$ old!
>>221775374i live in Ford's Evil Hellprovince where the highest THC gummies theyre allowed to sell is 5mg
>>221775372I gave up on Goodreads a long time ago, as with everything online it was trying to suck up my time and also everyone that reviews books on there seems to be functionally retarded basic bitches so every time I thought I'd like something I just didn't. Considered storygraph but couldn't be bothered so I just keep track of what I've read in a notes doc on my phone for the last 3 years. Useful to see when I read a book as that information basically disappears from my brain if it isn't something that really stuck with me
