Selling /brit/ by the poundPrevious >>221773739
I tried to read a William Faulkner book this year but it was like a constant MMA match with the English language and just simply too challenging a read to be worth it. Why should I have to learn 19th century african american slave slang to understand the plot of something that wasnt really that interesting to begin with
strange how /brit/ is somehow more active when it's scorching hot than when it's ice cold out
hi!
ducks
dreaded sunny day, so i'll meet you at the cemetery gates
rorke filming himself drinking from the hoseleftypol typing up a 5 paragraph comment about water safety
>>221775438hix
Had picky bits for dinner
>>221775438rorke sr
>>221775479fuck off ian
>>221775432bruyh ure low iq af sorry
>>221775432faulkner was from mississippiwhat were you expecting?
Any femoids who yearn to be held in the burly arms of a plasterer online x
>>221775479had picky bits with a pepsi max me x
>>221775082same
>>221775483that wasn't very nice but i respect your candor
>>221775479>dinnerit's not even six o'clock yet mate
Ate some grilled BBQ, now I'm fat.
>>221775432I have never been as furious at a book as I was at as I lay dying. I fucking hated it so much, kept thinking there would be some payoff but there just wasn't, just utter boring shit from start to finish. Wouldn't dream of touching another one of his, the dreary cunt. Also thought I just disliked American literature in general after bouncing off great Gatsby but turns out that book is just kind of shitty, f Scott Fitzgerald's beautiful and the damned is excellent. I like it when they have an angel explaining what bogus means.
>>221775509set him loose in a children's park now!
>>221775479Where's Gaz? Missus giving him the runaround again I bet aha what's he like
fake ian
the curtains are closing on tottenham hotspurs
>>221775528real Ian would have said hello
>>221775509Hate to see a docked tail or cropped ears. The circumcision of the dogberg world.
>>221775538correct
>>221775535everton nicking 2 and I laugh forever
>>221775479I might do a picky bits tonightToo hot for a mealDon't like how women are trying to change it from picky bits to girl dinner
>>221775432whyn't you go on 'bout yo' business 'fore I's tan yo' hide wid dis fan?
when the party spills into the hotel lobby >
>>221775544me i just hate to see pitbulls
having a girl dinner
Lighting a barbecue all day when the neighbours put the washing outLeaving the lawnmower engaged all day from 8amPunching my nan in the back of the head while she tends to the garden
really bored lads sorry so I have decided to post my cock
>>221775491a legible and understandable narration and not just random black slave characters going werrrr see boss dem possums out der were mighty rambunctious i tell you whut sir ya see
Bloody Everton shitting the bed
>>221775609classic steve behaviour
>>221775620used up all their energy helping the arse
love weed, me
>>221775595its fucking woman anyway, its a way to have a povvo meal without calling it a povvo mealmiddle class nonsense
forgot pic
>>221775633thistles or dandelions? aha x
I like goodreads to keep track of things but the reviews are always bizarre, No Longer Human by Dazai has 4 stars or something there but if you check the reviews it's mostly 1 star "MISOGYNISTIC FILTH" screeching, guess those that liked it weren't up for writing a review
I can't post
reading Tolstoy x
>>221775634need a fucking ac unit pronto
>>221775606Zesty lad that lives near me has some sort of bully cross that he got from battersea after it was taken from pikeys. She looks like a right mean cunt with the docked ears and he looks a bit like a dodgy chav, but the dogs lovely and he's alright as they go but everyone gives him a big fuck off swerve since they think his dogs going to kill their kids. Tough deal really.
>>221775655yeah?
two days ago>The number of new melanoma skin cancer cases diagnosed in a year has risen above 20,000 for the first time in the UK.today>LETS ALL GO TOPLESS IN THE SUN ALL DAYnormies aren't sentient
>>221775658ok
>>221775668you just know
>>221775655>"MISOGYNISTIC FILTH"that's what the feminist who translated the Odyssey that Nolan used said about it
POV: You're going for a nice relaxing summer walk
Im sorry rorke the Afghan migrant successfully impregnated your daughter during the attack And due to your abortion victory you cannot terminate the pregnancy
>>221775684that's fucking hot
>>221775695Gay
>>221775684suckable
>>221775684alysa liu salivating
>>221775684very deepthroatable
>Reading Tolstoy
>>221775684well now, that's an erect willy
>>221775684i need to suck that
going to bring A/C units to the UK like how johnny appleseed planted apples all around america
sorry I wasn't listening
>>221775702>>221775706>>221775712Gay
>>221775705she needs one like that
>>221775713please
>>221775668doesnt matter how "lovely" the dog is there are hundreds of documented cases of random family pitbulls flipping the "complete nigger mode" switch without any warning
reading celine and tinkering with linux in a girlfriendless manner
>>221775730literally me rn
>>221775609there's a kebab shop round the corner next to a block of flats and some woman takes her clothes horse out the window to dry her clothes on the roof of the kebab shop next to the ventilation ducts
>>221775680Hello
don't you guys have AC's in the UK?
air con does exist here
>>221775746Hi
catberg on my lap
>>221775713you can get a precharged minisplit for under £500. can install yourself that way, no risk of the tradesman fucking your wife
>>221775722Most white men are gayHomosexuality is only a minority among Pakistani men in Britain
>>221775713We've got them but british people are all neurotic stingy povvos who would rather cook to death 3 months a year than buy a £300 appliance.neighbour has got one of those house wide ones that cost several grand
>>221775747most people don't consider it necessary or worth it
>>221775742do you take a cheeky peak at her bobs?
>>221775753How's it hoing?
>>221775747no because for the last 4,000 years it never got warmer than 24 degrees
>>221775747only in officesnot at home
>>221775776what?
>>221775733Wouldn't have one myself and generally agree they should be destroyed but I also don't like to see a sad lonely dog who is generally well behaved and just wants to make friends
>>221775733Depends, would never let my guard down against a pitbull type dog, can't exactly imagine a retriever or dalmatian being able to kill me though even if it wanted to
>>221775713for me its sir henry wickham smuggling rubber seeds out of brazil to plant in south asia and completely collapsing the brazilian economy
>>221775782I said how's it doing?
Right well that's West Ham relegated
spurs are a massive club aren't they
>>221775756What's the point then?
>>221775777>>221775778That makes sense
>>221775797How is what doing?
>>221775479>>221775595>picky bitsCan you learn to speak English please?
have you gone quite mad?!
>>221775816You
>>221775773the only people i've actually heard of owning them are just neets from here and even then I can't tell if they're just making it up to rub it in the faces of toilers
>>221775733socio-economic reasons
>>221775800I SAID SIR'S GOT A MASSIVE CHUB HASNT HE?
sorry but its too fucking hot ive had enough
>>221775829What am I doing?
>>221775827No, that was 10 years ago
Zesty Fodez replaced by wogs not going to the WCHe doesn't care. Soho is going down A STORM
>>221775775no, she's old as only boomers would do something as mental as that>>221775831this might be the year i give in and get aircon. these days it makes more sense.
any meek and mild lad that freezes up at the outset of conflict in
>>221775842How not what
fodenbatty
>>221775877what sort of snake is that
>>221775882ktimmy *does a cute dance*
The Tottenham fans are waving a white flag in celebration which the referee has interpreted as a signal to forfeit the match. This is completely unprecedented in all of football history.
mad how people say to go out on walks for menthol elves but if I go outside now I guarantee there will be neighbours screaming at each other and runts spitting on the pavement and so on
>>221775874yeah i'm considering it too, it's unbareable in the summer
>>221775886What
>>221775868good for the lad. he's still young
>>221775884inconceivably grim
>tfw 5'9 and built like a shit brickhouseif everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the first man crying, genuinelyi sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you students and people with jobs make and just cry to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) I would literally be putting a gun to my head in under a second
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>221775874There used to be a young lass on the first floor in the apartment building right across from mine, would hang her clothes to dry wearing a lose tanktop, saw her tits so many times, I was so pissed she moved.
>>221775910Not sure desu
archie gray is fucking hot
Ur all a pack retards hahahaha
>>221775921yeah?*turns and talks to someone else*
you have 24 hours
>>221775889
watch what you post, starmtroopers
fuck everton
They would never let Spurs go down. There's too much money involved.
>>221775964*stands there awkwardly**turns 360 degrees and walks away*
>>221775941don't get that myself. saw a fat 60+ year old woman on her balcony and a man nudely silhouetting himself at the window with his balls and bum out, but that's about it>>221775909they should make one that's as cheap and easy to set up as a fan.
im crine :(
*runs onto the field and boots the football as hard as I can into the woods* Haha sorry guys my bad
>>221776025:(his son
>>221775921vintage gimmique
the men are kicking the ball for the last time in a whilewhat will the braindead peon masses do with themselves for the next few months
>>221775986bizarro rorkeypol
>>221776020doubt they ever will, they're all over 200 quidfucking ridiculous
>>221776056hatewatch the world cup
/brit/ sends its condolences to the families of the 20 Pakistanis killed at Chaman Phatak station in an explosion
>>221776020>saw a fat 60+ year old woman on her balcony and a man nudely silhouetting himself at the window with his balls and bum out,kek
>>221775892early morning walks are best lad
WE ARE STAYING UP I SAY WE ARE STAYING UP
>>221776077cant really, timezones are off kilteroh dear oh dear
>>221776077and which nation do you want to win
>>221776096:/
spurs salvation from relegation :)
/brit/ sends its condolences to west ham united who will play next season in the championship
>>221776104england
any constant low level anxiety man in
>>221776152why?
paquetá knew them niggas were getting relegated and jumped ship just in time hahahahahahaha
>>221775889rorke snape
>>221776160because i live in england?
anyone realised that the world cup is going to be extremely hot?
>>221776141:(
>>221776196how am i supposed to know that
Since he says he's on team Hitler, he you might like to ask him about the fact that Hitler arrested my mum, tried to starve my mum to death, did starve my grandmother to death, sent my great aunt to the gas chamber, my great uncle, my cousin. My grandmother on my father's side ended up being one out of seven children, the only one that survived the war.
>>221776197what will you do when you lose again
they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin fodens zesty
>>221775794legend
>Rupert Lowe's son married a North African woman called Yazmin Mezranrorke BTFO yet again
>>221776257doesnt look very traditional wedding
>>221776257fuck me that hairline's like something out of a horror movie
>>221776257Never. AND I MEAN NEVER, separate Rorke and Black Pussy.
>>221776257best he cud do
quite fond of this aussie lass who does pie reviews
>>221776294you've hit rock bottom
>>221776257>>221776294she cute
>>221775412Twas the beginnings of the end of Genesis proper, and the beginnings of the beginning of Disney-Phil. I know what I don't like (in your wardrobe): the precursor to 80's cocaine pop.
managed to get ill in this fucking weather
>>221776257I'd be happy if my son married anyone in spite of having a hairline like that
>>221776257Berber pussy CHANGED rorke
>>221776257My hairline is like that, but not as bad
I like black cocks and I cannot lie
What foreigners do not know is that like half of English people (middle class left wingers) desperately want the England team to lose dramatically like 10-0.Foreigners cannot comprehend the hatred middle class white English people have for lower class football loving Norf FC types. Middle class lefties literally tearing down England flags and burning them and cheering if the team loses. They got bullied by Norf FC type chavs at school and this is their revenge.I have met so many English people who pray that England does not even get out the groups they hate the macho working class English culture so much and want to kill or castrate their own working classes and replace them with more diverse people. They are pretty open about this.
rorke spending the sweltering bank holiday weekend in his grotty incel flat
diarrhea coming on strong
>>221776330it's actually a very based hairline
>>221776257she looks nice, and this proves he isn't a racisti'm happy for them :)
Weh foreigners nuh know is dat like half a English people (middle class left wingers) desperately waan di England team fi lose dramatically like 10-0.Foreigners cyaan comprehend di hatred middle class white English people have fi lower class football loving Norf FC types. Middle class lefties literally tear dung England flags an burn dem an cheer if di team lose. Dem get bully by Norf FC type chavs at school an dis a dem revenge.Mi meet so much English people weh pray seh England nuh even get out di groups dem hate di macho working class English culture so much an waan kill or castrate dem own working classes an replace dem wid more diverse people. Dem pretty open bout dis.
>>221776236gp
>>221776257villain hairline
studying the last 30 years of f1 history so I can pretend I'm a long time fan on hinge
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221776349...yhi bumped into a firned of a friend in the like park yesterday and she asked who was i with i said err idk maybe some people later lmaorip me incelmode
>>221776376hs
>>221775819It's called picky bits mate
why do cats hate waterstupid cuntsdon't they know they need it
>>221776345>Middle class lefties literally tearing down England flags and burning them and cheering if the team losesPulling down the flags has nothing to do with football, as you know. The reason those England flags are on lampposts is to intimidate ethnic minorities, not because of football.>macho working class English cultureHow macho are you if you're posting on an anime-themed incel website?
>>221776399she wanted to shag you rotten
>>221776402f
>>221776345Those North FC types are utter twats tbf
>>221775733>flipping the "complete nigger mode" switch without any warningMe after two pints of fanta
>>221776416least delusional brit postershe didnt even invite me to join her/her friends lmaosucks to be me
mad how basshunter almost wanked to death
>>221776408they dont hate water, they hate being sprayed with itimagine you like being near a warm fire place, yeah?would you like it if i sprinkled some fire on your face?
ederson :(
why is he talking to himself
>>221776398low iq moral gaijan DO NOT PUT SOYA ON MAKI ROLL !!
>>221776445Have you never tried to give a cat a bath? They fucking hate it
Mr Tim it's time to go to bed
>>221776443yeah it does suck. LOL
day 2 of the summer of rorke
>>221776445shut up pussy
went into a different gen and it was in a foreign language i couldn’t understand with shite pictures, not doing that again
I am attached to recycle together
>>221776460counterpoint: they like to watch people bathe
the sun makes me horny
wish had gf for pub
have you been listening to a single word I've been saying??
>>221776507as it should
mad to think that black britons literally DID invent everything
>>221776507fr might just be the ha;f maked girls thop
The CHEBS on radders
every language has another language where they're like "yeah it's a bit different but I can understand it" except english
>>221776507it's no wonder them fellas in Africa and India are constantly fathering kids
>>221776551west frisian
how many of you are drunk or drinking at this moment
>>221776551hitler doodwat nou?
>>221776575i don't drink
>>221776551dutch is surprisingly close to english
>>221776551what about french and dutch
dolma for teaand cheese rapped in wrap
>>221776551No shit Are you retarded?
JUST TELLL ME HOW FFS
The heat makes me angry No wonder why the wogs are always pissed off
>>221776491whats the latest in the sverigeyarn
>>221775733Seen it happen in person, was seriously scary.My neighbour's very friendly and playful pitbull turned savage seemingly unprompted. Literally went from dossing about in the garden to trying to rip his legs off. He gave it a couple kicks and it walked off like nothing happened. Dead now of course.
need my arse blacked
>>221776609>wake up>shower>breakfast>brush teeth>get dressed>walk out the front door>lock it behind you>make it happennot that difficult now is it?
didn't know daniel radcliffe was one of themall makes sense now
flappy belly on gundogans wife
>>221776575was drinking last night but got really tired but I had to finish it off which took bloody ages
>>221776627imagine if something pops off and we get mass social unrest
>>221776655you're weird
i need to make sure my future sons don't end up being weirdo shutins like their fatherneed to sign them up to tennis and cricket or something
>>221776652
Tottenham in 17th place for the second season in a row, next year they'll drop I am certain of it
Toil looms.
>>221776652https://vocaroo.com/1jnBTaCev8Ms
>>221776655why are you always so creepykeep your weird comments to yourself
>>221776628went and checked yesterday and it’s the same as it always been >one anon posts anime pic with inane question>one spastic replies to the anime pic with a crass nonsensical comment >mundane politic drivel >i’m mentally ill >i’m an incel >circeljerking about fake, or long gone, thread personalities
>>221776681I did boxing kickboxing and rugby for years but it didn't help Has to be something with women, women are the only inoculation from shutinceldom
https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi
im a bit of an autistic freaknot enough to be endearing, but enough to be noticeable
>>221776684Experts are calling it the worst post of all time
>>221776730oh!
>>221776701kek mad lot you Swedes
>>221776721>boxing kickboxing and rugbysounds very dangerous and potentially life threatening to children
can't eat a madeleine without remembering that bit in the transporter where they talk about proust
when you're out in the world things start to happenit's crazy that you've been stuck in your cocoon this whole timethe world was excited to see the pattern on your wings
have you ever done a poo?
>>221776701haha I'm glad we're completely different from all of that here
>>221776701think he asked about sverigetraden not /brit/
>>221776684so why are you as a jew posting this
just realized my cat is basically a pitbull
>>221776765Genuinely nothing happens when I go out other than people trying to get me to buy from their business
>>221776694>>221776678hope she reads this x
>>221776684not getting into all some armenian is talm bout
might move to carthage missourri
right I've got the weed edibles ordered, hopefully it will be better than alcohol so I can leave that muck completely forever
>>221776742fag
>>221776809la bunda mucho sexo
>>221776810is it legal?
>>221776815We don't sign our posts here
>>221775479Ahaaaa picky bits little dinky sausages and a bevragino what are us girls like eh mwah xx
>>221776730https://voca.ro/104uFohoeqC5
>>221776762oh yeah trueas a young child I was in the village drama club but that's a bit bent isnt it
>>221776765no they don't
Fucking hell my hayfevrr is so FUCKING BAD I CANT EVEN FUCKING SEE
>>221776859>but that's a bit bent isnt itno it isnt if you get girls
eating a slightly out of date 'za, hope I don't get sick
>>221776862you make your own luck in this world sunshine
>>221776838fag jeet
thats how women look at me before ive even opened my mouth
>>221776827probably not but considering how 4chan has been supposed to be inaccessible here for nearly a year now I doubt government will do anything
>>221776882coorrrr
>>221776792no poo posting in svt
>>221776893I know what her arse looks like
>>221776882me on the left
spaki on the chile vpn to post pictures of childrenat least these ones are clothed, eh, spaki?
Want to go on a nice summer walk but it's so hot I'll start pouring with sweat and any woman that sees me will be doubly repulsed
>>221776886Meltdown
Fucking hell Everton
>>221776929It's Spring mate
I have an above average sized penis
oh stones has a lil crodie?
>>221776966what kind of onions does mcdonalds use?i like those ones
>>221776939poo
>>221776991Looool wtf
>>221776770yh Praying Onder Oval dome churches with Mari ~
tilde in 3... 2.... 1...
yo my guy
the male equivalent of a macro-fanny
>>221776898lel, ggood luck lad, I used to make eddibles for people
>>221776257Never ask rorke the colour of his wife
60 ranged in about 15 minutes I'd sayi want to marry an east asian woman with a nice bum
>>221776999100% Pvre Aryan Onions
why do roadmen have such uninspired nicknames, it's always two letters like TT, TG or a letter followed by the number 1
>>221776991>Olivia Naylor gave birth to her son just weeks before she began dating Stonesnot his
>>221777090but then you'll have elliott roger type of sons
>>221777090that's not real though
>>221776991Stones and Walker were best mates at City, Yorkshire friends. Walker the sex freak prob got Stones linked up with a Queen
The trick is to soak the diced onions in some cold water for five to ten minutes then drain them
>>221777126r u irish
>>221777109>>221777135it's okay to just not post if you have nothing to say
I'm officially in my pants and nothing else
>>221777114>Be multimillionaire athlete>Shack up with woman who just had black kidWhat causes this
>>221777150not officially or by most metrics
>>221777162>>221777162
>>221777114>my wife's sonVery neoliberal
>>221777126Some of those milf jav women have nice bums
>>221777119My baseball husbando is hapa
>>221776283>>221776330>>221776338>omg his hair lol!!you're all women
i dont want ot see any more BUMS thank you
