The Tattinger Moment EditionPrevious:>>221767707
these fucking feels. aaaaaaaaaaa
Willing to show my peepee for $7
Do you think its more common for seriel killers to be numb to the devastation they cause their victims' familes & friends, or is it more often the case that's the impetus for them to start seriel killing in the first place
>>221776766>>>/onlyfans/
my farts are so stinky right now even I can't stand it
>>221776818Come on bro seriously?
your basketball courts of your hood will be futbol courts in 30 yearsyour son will play futbol and not baseballstop calling in it foreign sport
Evaluator? I hardly know her!
had a terrible incel night at the club last night. it was awful.
A 3oz bag of Doritos is like $2.50, when did this happen? I swear they were $1 a few years ago
It's criminal how expensive prositution is now. I solicited an adequate prostitute out of morbid curiosity last night and she wouldn't do anything for less than 1k. No wonder everyone's going to Japan and Colombia.
>>221776777the former. they want to kill, not to devastate some specific few people. if they want to devastate other people it would be a massacre like a school shooting, also while hoping for infamy and attention. serial killers nah they don't care
>>221777013A japan trip is like 1k alone
Iran out of weed and the struggle Isreal
>>221777013That haven't been $1 in like 15 years. A bag of chips is essentially 3 bucks now
>>2217770131k? That's a high end escort.Plenty of good prostitutes here sell there services for 400-600 an hour
>>221777049>A japan trip is like 1k aloneYeah but you get more value out of it with more and hotter girls, same with Colombia/LatAm.
>>221777095Oops meant for >>221776998
I am not allowed to buy alcohol until 10:00AM on Sunday on account of our lord and savoir Jesus Christ. I cannot buy liquor on this day. Do you suffer in your cunt?
>>221777112>high end escortShe was not lmao she was a whore from Minot ND working for some sleazy Persian guy
>>221777158I was amazed at this. When I went to Alaska I went into a grocery store looking for hooch and they looked at me like my fly was down. Not only can't you buy booze at a supermarket in Alaska, youse can't buy booze on Sunday either like wtf is that shit?
>>221777095Guess I don't eat chips enough to know tee hee
>>221777236So she was being pimped and not independent?Grim.
>>221777158I think we can buy beer at 6:00 am here and liquor at 7:00, not that a liquor store will be open that early anyway
thoughts on the movie finding nemo?
>>221777272It's been this ever since the scamdemic
>>221777249You must go to church before getting lit so saith our Lord.
>>221777309First movie I ever saw in theaters, one of my earliest memories. I was 3 years old.
When I was sleeping last night, I had a dream that my next door neighbour had an evil daughter who was trying to break into my house and kill me. I spent a lot of time exploring a dream version of my house, going into strange rooms, hiding, and searching for weapons. It was like an endless maze version of my house. Eventually I found a machete in my basement and glimpsed her behind me in the mirror. When she lunged at me, I swung and cleaved her head clean off. Her decapitated head screamed and cursed me to damning her to an eternal fate as a severed head in hell. Then some ghostly apparitions emerged and pulled her head down through the floor to hell as she was screaming. All in all, it was a pretty bad time.
How're you all doing right now? I am just wondering. I love nyc.
>>221777112brother, go to europe.we are over here paying 450 dollars for a half hour with a 7/10, for a blowjob with a condomin rome you can get a 9/10 for an hour for 200in eastern europe you can get a 10/10 for an hour for 100
Lads I think I might be gay. At the club I was staring at and hovering over specific dudes. I was entirely uninterested in women.
>>221777336>a bad timeYou won thoughYou vanquished the nightmare
>>221777339You don't love NYC, you love what you think NYC is like
when i was 5 there was a finding nemo cake at my birthday party that nobody showed up to. a prophecy of things to come in my fucked up truecel freak life
I want to get psychedeliced beeyatttch *moans like a bitch* :twerking emoji:
Net in 2026
>>221777339Jew York?
>>221777369It’s true I did win this one. But it was stressful and anxious. I prefer comfy dreams lol.
I'm fucking German, Norwegian and Cherokee IndianMy bloodline is dark deep cold and hard
>>221777433Leonardo in Canada?
>>221777415Hey Djoser, find your own thread why don'tcha
>>221777013You just don't know where to look There's sites like Escort Alligator
>>221777418Yeah, beloved nyc...
I'm gonna get kicked out from the clubs one of these days because I just carry myself like an incel creepazoid.
>>221777467Thats site sucks, privatedelights and tryst are better
I’m mostly german and austrian. Also a little hungarian and russian. Is that based or cringe?
Oh I get it. Because he's Egyptian.
>>221777372Man. I just US...
>>221777495Well he asked for cheap Tryst is for expensive
I'm more of a Newark guy myself
>>221777457I like Mark Zuckerberg.
>>221777488How so?
>>221777531Said no one ever
>>221777488mongrel freak
I’m ancient egyptian like the Pharaoh Yami Yugi.
>>221777539He keeps sniffing the chair where women sat and licking the lipstick of the drink glasses
>>221777539I was following and staring at dudes.
>>221777552It's probably the best cult out there.
Made ramen chili flavor mixed in scrambled eggs, black beans, tajin season, Louisiana hot sauce, and hot giardeniera relish.Kjdna disgusting but it's filling me up so
>>221777557meant for>>221777497
>>221776693>is wrong>gets mad and cries about itThe study isn't even what's important fag. Unless you mean to imply that big pharma paid off both countries into diagnosing it in the firdt place then yesrs later paid them off to start studying it
I fear my time with you all might be coming to an end.
So tiredI don't want to do shit!
>>221777564No I was following and staring at dudes and hesitating to make contact the whole night. Both of them seemed unsociable so it was difficult to approach them.
>>221777645Why?
Back to work tomorrow. My nearest co-worker has really big boobs. I can’t tell if that’s God punishing or rewarding me. Or testing me? Why must I be seated next to Madame Honkers?
>>221777577Did they confront you about it? Why were you following them?
>>221777631Those studies where they research the "efficacy" of adhd "meds" are usually sponsored by the company making the product
>>221777645If you're just going to kill yourself anyway, troon out and be my girlfriend for a bit
>>221777631>Is wrongSei sbagliatt he's not the guy you was arguing with, I am And I never replied to your posts about ADHD in Russia or china
Fellas how are we handling the stripper strike
>>221777670I may have to leave this place soon>>221777705Kill yourself
>>221777777 is coming up…
>>221777741>I may have to leave this place soonAnd why is that?
Cum get
>>221777761Budget cut acks, including internet
>>221777716I support the strippers! But only the hot ones.
>>221777301>So she was being pimped and not independent?It was her and her sister. They met the Persian guy in Chicago and he had a whole bunch of other whores there entertaining various richfags.I was morbidly interested in her because I could tell immediately that she was from North Dakota given she very strongly resembled my Millennial Uncle's GF. I was surprised to find out they were Zoomers though, they looked like they were in their 30s.If I run into some cash or don't get laid over Summer I might go for it given I have her number. She's a 6/10 but she's one of those big 6/10 whores with a big ass and natural tits that seems like they'd be great to fuck and shoot the shit with for an hour, and her shameless Upper Midwesterness is homey to me.>>221777362>go to europe.Europe's nice but it's more expensive to travel there. I know you can get hot Russians and Ukrainians on the cheap these days but the cost of going to Europe is more than even Asia or LatAm.>>221777467I'm not even looking for cheap, I'm looking in the 400-700 range and thought she'd be in it given she looked the part and had a pimp.
black beans are the best type of beans
>>221777856Nope, pinto
>brown Latinx comes in the thread talking about beansYou can't make this up
You're such a fuckin hoeI love it
Can one of y'ones hand me the 9/16ths
White girl arse
I be diggin’ my skreeownts into tha skreentz.
If you ain't black you ain't JACK
>>221777923doesn't exist, here's some pliers
>>221777856Good pic
>>221777716She can strike on my dick with her vagina (naked unclothed)If you catch my drift
>>221777694No, no one confronted me but I'm sure they were skeeved out. Also because they looked cool and sexy and I was hesitating to talk to them all night.
>>221777820Jesus dude, please do more research and find a better whore become committing to this one
>>221777959I don’t get it
Welcome to Gilley's WestWhere the Elite Meet to Eat™
>>221777974She can remove her clothing unsheathing her vagina and allow my penis to penetrate and strike her vaginal orifice If you catch my drift
>>221778017Uhh, in English, doc
My dick is leaking
Late caginas actually "sheathed"?
>>221777992Gimme sumthin nice with tequila, big dawrg, I’m gonna get blackout and drive around downtown at night.
>>221777904I literally said "I'm a sick fuck" last night>>221777964>please do more research and find a better whore become committing to this oneI'll see what happens. I have a lunch date coming up on the 30th with a girl I like but that's pretty much my only chance for action this summer. I'm mostly going to spend this summer grinding at work.
>>221778017>>221778067Vagina literally means sheath, etymologically
>>221778017>unsheathing her vagina"Vagina" means sheath in Latin. I applaud your learned etymological play!
why yes my spirit animal is a shark
>>221777961Creepy skeeve maxx, grow your hair out long and greasy, buy a leather jacket/track suit and strike a stance from some distance staring vacantly
>>221778109Yes, in Latin it's pronounced "WAH-geena" but it's meant to be a sheath for the phallus
>>221778067>Wait, can vaginas actually be "sheathed"?How did I do?
>>221778142So my dick is nothing more than her sword to unsheathe as she wishes, grim
>>221778155You've cracked my autocorrect, well done Holmes!
>>221778142um it's actually pronounced like wah-GEE-na because the penultimate syllable is long
>>221778176More like her pussy is a scabbard to be entered at will
>>221778135I'm afraid my hair doesn't grow anymore.
>>221778205
Do you guys think it’s morally bad to jerk off to the ig pages of coworkers or other women you meet out in the world?
>>221778267>jerk off to the ig pages of coworkers or other women you meet out in the world?No if anything it's significantly healthier than jerking it to porn unless you become a stalker o algo
>>221778234Well this is awkward...
>>221778267morals are a spook
>>221777942Man, who hired you? Try to hand me those swedish nut fuckers again and I won't sign off your hours today
I apilled a bunch of calcium carbide and now my nose is itchy
just had my third shit of the day, took advantage and had a other bath tok
c a m p f i r e t h o n g thong
>>221778305Idgi
>>221778365Dumkopf, you're lucky if you don't get cancer
>>221778453Basically, it says I'm correct!
im more of a pussy oxide huffer
>>221778573pussy oxide-huffer
>>221778529I choose not to believe that.
>>221778480>cancerNot a chance. Well, not because of this anyway. It's not that serious, but it does burn my nostrils and stink to high heaven
>>221778639
Kek
I had an hour of sleep at most and yet I feel far more awake than I do when I sleep. Happen to you guys?
>>221777992Diet Sprite Remix and 12 chicken tendies with a cup of honey dill sauce
>>221778800I had no idea this woman existed but now I want to not just fuck her but I also want to marry her and do Nautral Born Killers irl with her
>>221777309My school hired a Spanish teacher who didn't know Spanish, and she played Finding Nemo in Spanish every class we had with her.
>>221778818You want fries with that
>>221778839But you like men according to the official lore
>>221778211Shave all your remaining hair off, start smoking cigs, and wear adidas track suitGo for the slav look
>>221778800Make sense, trust fund whore supports trust fund killer
What's the name of that candy made with like honey and sesame seeds or some shit. S'fuckin good, I loved it as a kid
>>221778962Twizzlers
Ah yes, this shit. Giugiulena, fucking delicious
>>221779022It’s aight
>>221778962Bit-O-Honey?
>>221778322Stirnerpilled
>>221779061My mom would y let us eat real candy so she got us these and carob chips and I few to love them both. My father always made me love vegetables too, he would always talk about "high water content", even when I could barely talk and I always thought he was the smartest guy in the world so I always ate every vegetable
This video destroys the cumbrain
>>221778814Yes. When I go from a night shift to a day shift I stay up after work to switch my sleep schedule over. If I catch like a 1 or 2 hour nap before doing that though I feel almost fully rested for most of the day
>>221778865Kek
>>221779067Absolutely not
with enough inflation, anyone can be a billionaire
I just want to grill and it's raining
Little Debbie is the best
M'dih li
>>221779123These people are either Turkish or Nafri>>221778899>you like men according to the official loreI'm a revisionist
When you're a kid you honestly can't tell the difference between chocolate and carob. I mean you can buy they're close enough to where you don't give a shit
>>221779200the only thing you're missing is the ability to overcome adversity
addicted to this game
>>221779238And a grill cuz I don't got one
DOG. BERG.DOGBERG!
I fucked yo bitch in da back of my Lincoln Town Car!
I never got into Pokemon It was for little fucking kids, I suppose I was too old for it
>>221779231My Mom never went through a Carob phase
>>221779340based panther chassis enthusiast
>>221779318They got grills at the public parks
>>221779231My parents used to give me carob when I was a child and I thought I liked it. Tried it a couple of years ago and it fucking sucks
>>221779425Yeah but it's raining and my progressive town's one park is overrun by homeless losers
>>221779346I never understood it
>>221779346parentbergs said it had too much witchcraft and satanism
I’m a sucked dick phunkey phroagstyle
My dad used to cut a tomato in half put some black pepper on it and eat it. I thought that was 100% insane as a kid. Also one time I saw him put ketchup on scrambled eggs and I marveled and how disgusting that was (to my mind at the time )
>>221779640>My dad used to cut a tomato in half put some black pepper on it and eat it. I thought that was 100% insane as a kid.This is extremely good, but only with fresh tomatoes. A bit of cottage cheese with it is even better
made one>>221779448
>>221779640Ketchup on eggs is disgusting, my dad does this. He also refuses to eat any fruit except for grapefruit
>>221779706Replied and pushed
>>221779670Agreed. He also put pineapple on lettuce with cottage cheese and I fucking LOVED that, shit was so cash >>221779752Ketchup on eggs is normal and good
Japanese put ketchup on their omuraisu and it’s so sugoi
>>221779640>used to cut a tomato in half put some black pepper on it and eat itI used to salt and pepper tomatoes and watermelon as a kid. Now I prefer balsamic with both.Ketchup with eggs is vile though, I prefer tabasco.
>sticky nuts = scratched>asshole = poked>food for mean customer = served>break = taken
My mom used to go on vacations to Cuba with only her female friends all the time. She took pics posing with young men and always said how hot the boys were. She was a fan of 90s Latin music like Ricky Martin and Santana.
>>221779752My mom always tried to get us to eat grapefruit but I fucking hated it. She even gave us the grapefruit spoon with the little edges on it but I never liked it. I would either not eat it or dum some sugar on it
>>221779856Ok Juan, whatever you say
I like grapefruit juice, it tastes good with a little jizz and a shot of whiskey
I always liked these shits
>>221779919Lulz seethe timmy
>>221779887I ate it with sugar as a kid because they were always eating it on the Simpsons
>>221779958Wait so you're confirming that you're brown?
>>221779954Never tried (obv) but they look bussin
>>221780002many restaurants give them to customers when they bring the check
You know what I used to live as a kid?Sizzlers cheese toast. That sensation of the first bite is etched in me brains
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>221779954back in the day they used to get stingy with these things at the olive garden. now they give them away in handfuls. one of the few rare instances of things getting better in this nigger world opposed to worse
Where the foids at?? Where da foids at yooow?
>>221779706need
We are the soldiers of the IDFThe world's most moral armyAnd we have discovered a solution toA most perplexing quandary
We love ours cops our law enforcement We love our military their important
Working class, family manGot groceries in the sedanLive is hard but can't complainJust gotta take it, day to dayWorking nine to five, to bring the home the baconBut sometimes it gets so frustratingThe dopers, the robbers, and the freaksMaking it unsafe on the streets
>>221780002They're easily the best after dinner mints I've had, I must say
>>221777049You get to look at and experience Japan after you nut.>>221777313We totally aren't heading towards being a failed state.
>>221780244Google told me what song this was from while alao recommending some methods and appa to remain calm and destress, lmao
>>221780281Why is a small bag of meat so expensive
>nofap 32 hour record>strong boner>touch bare cock head>noodles fly everywhere
>>221780385Not a mental illness btw
gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XreQV9tAcrQ
>>221780339Because it doesn't start out as a small bag of meat. Those 5 oz bags represent about a pound of raw beef
>>221780354It don coun
>>221780453Ouais, mais you take out all the water and dry it up to jerky, it's not worth the same price as a steak
lesbians are the best
>>221780385Why do we enable these people instead of helping them
>>221780524Only if you get invited over and they make you dinner
>>221780521I'm not talking about a steak. But anyway, it takes further processing than a steak, so it's not unreasonable to suspect it would cost more.
>>221780308I think the weird thing about Negative XP is that if his political music had slightly different delivery or production it would be indistinguishable from the Dead Kennedys, but because he's a chud o algo "punks" hate him for it despite the satire and tone being identical.
The Whopper is better than the Big Mac and there is no debate about that.
Are crab tacos any good? They're offering crab tacos down the way and I was wondering if they're any good.
>>221780595"punks" are really just simp libtard angry faggots
>>221780447>>221780533From that person's profile, I'm guessing she has some serious mental illness on top of being trans. https://www.reddit.com/user/myonlysorrow/
>>221780605Twas not always so, but aye, ye are right, sure enough
>>221780574This unironically happened to me once. Except that it turned out she wasn't a lesbian and she just wanted sex. Then another time I went back to my home town to visit my mother some years ago, and a high school gf of mine whom had come out as gay shortly after graduating and had been in a relationship with another women for years invited me out for dinner and drinks. She brought me to her place to stay the night, I figured just because I wasn't cool to drive but turns out she just wanted some of that good good again
>>221780643>she>>221780636They are now sadly, lots of trannies especially. Sucks because in a different world or time XP would've gotten a big following, and I'm not even a big fan of the guy very much.
>>221780385You just know that she's absolutely desperate to be desired and have someone affirm her femininity. If you did that, she would probably go absolutely crazy on your dick. You could make her an absolutely demoniacal cum receptacle whose only care in the world is emptying your balls.
>>221780694That dude blows anus
>>221780740why do they look like that
>>221780740He looks spaniard as fuck
>>221780740Some of y'all niggas be coming thru with this vibe straight up
These Days - Alien Ant Farm
Watching collage softball again, a lot of cute cabooses playing
>>221780724>That dude blows anusHe's largely a lolcow but if he were around 40 years ago he would have made some real kino given he would have had an actual band.
>>221780740I used to work with a dude that flew to paris, france for a taylor swift concert because it was cheaper than getting tickets to one stateside
Don't you mean Alien Ant Farm - Annie are you Ok
>>221780785Post some cabooses, might use them for the next thread>>221780740I just want to punch a guy like this once
>>221780785I'm watching the OU-M St game
>>221780785>Women's softballWho's gonna tell him
>>221780838Don't disrespect men's softball
>>221780807My wife unironically called it that and she said I gave her nastiest look she's ever seen
>>221780855Why by the 3 Furies would anyone watch men's softball
>>221780823so who's winning who's blump's team thank you
HEE HEE
Input it on YouTube yeah it's smooth criminal, fucking sue me
>>221780875The most I've ever made fun of my Mom was when we were loopy driving back from the polar plunge in a blizzard and she called Mr. Brightside "Mr. Nice Guy". Loudest I've ever laughed in either of my parent's face.
>>221780883to see grit, poise, power, and the indomitable human spirit
>>221780740This is why zoom zoom or any of you guys for that fucking matter should eat healthy and sleep healthy and exercise like fuck at the gym you don't want to hit 30 looking like this yeah
I sneed therefore I am
>>221780920so what's your favorite Michael jackson song
>namefag removes name to post about himself Shit is so tiring. No it cares who you are dude, you're not special, fuck off.
Thinking a lot about nurses insulting me while I am unconscious due to a small flacidIf only they could see me hard hah ha
Not supposed to eat more than 2000 mg of sodium so I can't have any fun with food
>>221781029He's so hot though
>>221781029I'm not samefagging, that was clearly Leonardo replying to me
>>221781069Once you cut out sodium for a long time, a very small bit of it goes a long way. I've cut my sodium down to zero added (I never add salt to anything) and have been thus for 2 months now. Even a tiny smattering of salt if a flavor blast at this point. Most people don't really realize how much salt they use till they dont
>>221781046I'm more of a grower myself, I go from 9 inches flaccid to 18 inches
hi how fix brainrot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg
>>221781069Just drink enough water? You will harmlessly piss out excess
>>221780740Why are men with curved hands like that fags Why does low t lead to curved hands?
its not fair that jason is relative attractive like hes certainly more attractive than me but i have a job and actually try to contribute to society whilst he is just annoying and racist and gay and an attentionwhore and a siscon pedo freak
>>221781151Just drink enough water? You will harmlessly piss out excess
>>221781198What if his shirt said king of BEANSNow that would be a hoodie I could get behind
Wi finna boutta git dis hear pizza go head an AX bout dat neffew gwan den
>>221781190Low t makes for poor wrist strength
My grandma still thinks that her china set is worth a downpayment on a house
>>221781198His mom doesn't trust him to be alone with his younger cousins
>>221781178that's why I'm not supposed to, I have a genetic heart condition and until I have surgery I have to limit sodium and water consumption
I'm surprised 4tran doesn't have an official AI bot. Must be because all the real hackers/programmers got replaced with redd*t mod trannies
>>221781238>cousin jason why do you ask us to call you uncle anon?
>>221781233Time to put her in a home with Jamaican orderlies who have powerful hooks and devastating uppercuts
>>221781251https://youtu.be/ZuP-ecqj7NM?si=8Gyy2T96aZ6U9Hdk
>>221781017>your favorite Michael jackson songThat's really hard because he has such a massive dicography. Hell it's hard to pick a favorite from every one of his albums including his stuff with the Jackson let alone have a fav song.
>>221781223I wanna get irezumi tattoos kind of like that but only to the delts, so it's like a t shirt
Why are you fucking weirdos still talking about someone who doesn't come here anymore and hasn't been here for years? Fucking retards shut the fuck up
>>221781318Who?
>>221781318We loooooove Jason
>>221781318Bro MJ is the king of pop you idiot, he'll be talked about forever
Threw up last night so I guess no more alchy for me >>221781318Based and truepilled
reminder: some of you losers arent in the discord
>>221781348>MJMichael Jackson was a weeb and an autistic Sega fan who had a fursona. There's a nonzero chance he lurked on the chan before he died.
>>221780920It was a freudian slip. Your mom knows nice guys finish last
MJ has left the buildin huh
>>221781408>Your mom knows nice guys finish lastMy Dad was literally a gangster back in the day so she sure as shit knows as much as they both deny it lol
>>221781348HEE HEE
>>221781451Shamone
We really got niggas who don't like ketchup on dey eggs
>>221781485Fucking hate ketchup on my eggs dog
>>221781485Tobasco goes better desu
>>221781505zoom zoom should be arrested for putting ketchup on fucking pizza
>>221781485I like hot sauce
>>221781539Why not both? That is how sriracha was born
>>221781550I put mayonnaise on my pizza
>>221781562That is DISGUSTEN
I put jizz on my hot dog
>>221781562You are a verbal terrorist!
>>221781550I don't put any sauce on top of my pizza, I routinely chastise other family members for putting ranch on their pizza
yagdigtybodgtigidyagdibogiyagditygiggityyagity
My grandpa used to put salsa on his scrambled eggs. I tried it and it's not bad, but the salsa has to be warm or else the mouth feel of warm eggs and cold salsa makes it weird.
and I'm only gonna tell you once. kapeesh?
>>221781559Because ketchup has a lot of sugar in it and I don't think it goes wellvon eggs for that reason
>>221781639Ranch is based stupid
vile shit
>Marc Antony speaks fluent Latin - Local SHOCKED
i rate this 6/10
>>221781681Didn't Nick Fuentes lose a ton of weight by cutting this out of his diet
>>221781731he lost weight by not eating anything, he just did fasting for months on end and now he's achieved perfect victim weight
>>221781654Heh
momberg said we would have burgers and brats while my brother and his family are over swimming. I thought she meant we would have it for lunch, but the grill is still completely cold. Now I'm sitting here all hungry when it's too late for lunch but too early for dinner. What an absolute fucking disaster
I rather The Eagle (2011) an 8/10 for their depiction of the painted Picts and the fluent Gaelic a everyone north of Hadrian's Wall speaks
>>221781780>rather*rate
NEU!>>221781824>>221781824>>221781824
NEW >>221781699
>>221780385Would love to see a pic of him
