>>221781760
>perfect victim weight
kek, him and Sabrina Carpenter should meet up

yeah it's funny how he had a super soft pancake face and looked very mexican he leaned out and his european features popped

why is sonic assumed with autism?

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traumadumping to chatgpt on a sunday night wyd /cum/

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>>221785893

>>221785891
Not reading all that shit

>>221785920
fuck you

>buying books at barnes and noble
what is this, 2002?

Looks like it might be rainy for my camping trip
Should I shoot at the clouds or something? It helps right?

>>221785943
Women and weebs still use B&N

is there any porn where
>the girl is actually a virgin
>the girl actually has a visible hymen
>the man deflowers her
seems like it would be lucrative (literally every eroge ever has a hymen-busting h-scene) and yet i cant think of any video that actually exists
but then again im not really a gooner freak so maybe it does

>>221785888 (You)
Checked. Are you taking the GF next time?

yeah, for a wedding on August 1st, it will be torture because of the weather and her dumb ass.

Is there some hidden law that no women are allowed to shop at Barnes and Noble unless they have a flat ass?

>>221785943
I was using a gift card to buy a gift for someone else. It was really quite genius on my part

>>221785993
There is a website defloration dot tv
Most of the videos are fake but some are real

Just got a new job, can't wait for the next steam sale. Gonna limit myself to 100 bucks and hopefully have a new PC by then too.

>>221785998
way to go, they will never know

>>221785993
yes but you should always bring your content in-person to the fbi for verification

>>221786011
Ep1c gaymer moment

>>221785993
dude... you might be more degenerate than me, holy fuck...

>>221786006
>>221786018
yeah that sounds like pedo city
but like some onlyfans girls made a big deal of turning 18 and finally posting adult content and rode that attention-wave, surely some 16 year old slut is crafty enough to think "hey if i dont take any dicks for 2 years i can make a lot of money"

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>>221785964
yeah and your boy butt smells like oscar mayer bologna so what's your point? underneath your balls smells like gummy bears so what? faggot

my girlfriend had sex with 14 men before me.
i wasnt even close to taking her virginity even though she took mine.

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my mom told me she didn't know who Augustus Caesar was so I gave her the QRD of how he marched to Rome after Julius was assassinated, fought against, for, and then again against Mark Anthony, and ultimately became Emperor of the known world.in the process of saving the republic (from itself)

>>221785993
Most girls would need to be in very dire straits to consider having their virginity taken on camera for money. That kind of content would probably intersect with actual crime pretty often

>>221786006
Alright you gotta put this KETCHUP up your pussy so it looks like you're a virgin! Fuck a duck mother fucker!

>>221786065
There are at least 3 real ones on there, I already said most are faked

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corr

gut draumpoop diss wun

>>221785993
Sounds lik a Muslim thing

>>221785996
the ones toning their asses aren't reading books obv

>>221786097
wdym muslims dont care at all about virginity and sharia lets you divorce if you want

>>221785996
Barnes and Noble is for either fat women or cute nerdy girls with giant tits.
None of them want to talk to you though.

Charlie Malaponte ain't gonna be happy to hear dat you finooks have been replying to namefags. I can tell you dat much

I went to boner & nubile a while ago and got some calvino books I didn't have
Fun to walk around and browse

I will never get to pop a cherry, and that is sad.

>>221786011
welcome to adulthood, zoomie

the only time a girl ever cold approached me and asked for my number outright was in a b&n

Fartcunt comeths

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i dont want to live anymore

Kirk Cameron. Whatever happened to that guy? Think he finally got raptured but it was only him?

>>221786172
Aww come on you have so much to live for hah ha

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i hate women but really i hate life wholly and everything included but really i hate that anything exists at all

>>221786186
yeah, like uh... uh... hmm

boku no shitcunt

>>221786186
literally nothing to live for

>>221786172
why, some tragedy or just your feelings getting hurt?

>>221786212
>>221786201
Fake it til you make it? Idk sheeeit

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Making indian food

>>221786230
what's in there?

>>221786230
tile looks too clean to belong to an indian

does fk even post here anymore?

>>221786230
Not authentic
You should be mixing with your hand

>>221786163
The only time a girl ever made the first move on me was when all my coworkers gave me the number of a girl who was the best friend and on-again/off-again love interest of a female coworker. We were both super awkward at first but we soon really grew to like each other given we were both very similar in a lot of surprising ways.

>>221786245
ethiopian flaggot is him

>>221786245
I think he's cut back on /cum/ time in preparation for fatherhood

>>221786240
the locals call it "ganda pani"
I call it delicious!

>>221786245
He definitely posted yesterday morning and I think this morning too.
He has been on during work time during the week for a bit at a time. Hopefully he found the soles of his dreams

>>221786240
Sugar, spice, everything nice, and a dash of denim and dye

>>221786264
I remember him saying a few years ago that his gf was pregnant
whatever happened there

The only way it makes sense that fk has a kid on the way, is perpetually horny while having a partner, and online every day is if he's indian

>>221786257
did she lick your boner with a finger up your tight butt? I would have sucked your balls while fingering your hole with 2 fingers

>>221786295
He had some debt so baby #1 had to go away to live on a farm

>>221786302
>2 fingers
Sounds painful

Someone please help me Im Indian

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>>221786346

My gf wont let me fuck her because her pussy is too tight, but we cuddle sometimes and she makes a lot of overtime pay

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We are relevant. We are also a host for the World Cup. You can no longer deny us.

>>221786321
What, schizo?

>>221786358
She's not that attractive

>>221786358
Explanation: it’s for african queens only

>>221786304
>did she lick your boner with a finger up your tight butt?
No that would've been awesome though. She was the bottom in a lesbian relationship before getting with me so she was the biggest sub girl ever, she told me up-front that she only liked forward facing sexual positions despite her excellent ass (not complaining, she had big juicy tits and a really cute face).
Never got to experience it though sadly, totally squandered it.
>I would have sucked your balls while fingering your hole with 2 fingers
I think you might have a problem

>>221786378
Im mobile posting be nice saar

I wonder whatever happened to the 40 year old virgin that was raped
Any updates?

Just found out Panameñas have huge asses

>>221786279
LOL

>>221786358
She seems like a shotacon

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>>221786392
>squandered it
Ligitimately in awe at the bags you have fumbled my guy. I've made some pretty bone head mistakes, too, but sheesh

I've found the easiest way to fall into pussy is just to have irl friends. Being a complete loner and trying to pick up chicks is so much harder

>>221786412
>tf
>tp
You guys really are the negros of europe

>>221783455
Sonic was designed by a team of jap monarch cultists to be irresistable to autistic americans just like gadget was a soviet psyop for russian autists to obsess over
The psychopaths are winning

>>221786463
Yeah but friends are gay
Better to target and fuck the sickly gazelles you can isolate outside of the herd (consensually)

>>221786463
This is true, also because a guy with friends is much more approachable and less threatening than a guy by himself

I legitimately don't get friendship. I'm too autistic for it

>>221786496
me too. but i’m not so autistic that i can live without it therefore i suffer immensely

>>221786463
All of my friends took the fauci ouchie

>>221786496
You have to have hobbies and interests before you'll understand friendship

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>>221786392
>I think you might have a problem
Why? It would feel hot feeling your butt clench over and over on my fingers while you orgasm in my mouth.

i have every right to be here

I’m 30 and I’ve never had sex

>>221786513
Did you stop hanging out with them because of it or something?

>>221786524
Hello, Icelandic anon!
It's always a pleasure to see your country's flag on /int/.

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I just think they're neat

>>221786518
I have hobbies and interests thoughever
Sharing those isn't enough. In fact, it seems like more of a detriment because hearing people say stupid shit about my interests drives me insane

>>221786476
i'm not autistic and i love sonic. i used to read palcomix sonic stuff

>>221786560
What are they

>>221786463
>make a friend
>ask her to introduce you to her single friends
>"do you want to go on a date with a 28 year old neet virgin”
>"no"
and that's that

The US not only bombed a girls school in Iran but also a girls volleyball game that used a warhead packs roughly 200 lbs of small, BB-sized tungsten and steel pellets killing teenagers and children.

>>221786571
This is why most of you will never have sex

>>221786472
are you scared of big brown asses?

>>221786570
Amateur MMA, lifting, baseball, literature, languages, and anime

>>221786555
i should be able to own one of these

>>221786575
Ya that was unfortunate

It is unironically OK to be a "picky eater." You don't have to eat slop just because someone puts it in front of you. You don't have to try a dish you know you aren't going to like, you aren't going to like it any better if it's been drowned in cheese or sauce. There is no version of a food you don't like that's so high quality it magically completely changes the flavor profile and texture. Try new things and be respectful of other peoples' preferences but don't force yourself to like things because poorfag military kids who grew up as living garbage disposals out of necessity might be offended.

Are you chopped?

Is there anyone more oppressed than the quiet male with hobbies best enjoyed solo?

>>221786575
not my problem

>>221786614
>scared
No, they're just gross. Obsessing over giant asses is brownoid behavior

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>>221786549
germanon...
i have the day off tomorrow so i can spend the night shitposting

>>221786575
based foid eliminator thanks obama

>>221786614
Does the brown come from poo? That would be sooo hot

>>221786543
No but they all complain about chest pains now. They're healthier and fitter than me

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>ya my hobbies are that I exist. Really grinds my gears when people say something about existing that's wrong, though, I just can't make friends

when people say black people built america it's like dude have you ever met a black person

>>221786629
And then you turn 15 and realize you're just a whiny bitch with shit taste

>>221786693
Who ever said that LOL

>>221786710
every year around february

>>221786650
it really isn't, Americans are so brainwashed and cucked by blacks that anything blacks do is associated to them, are you gonna stop drinking water because blacks drink water too?

Iraq whatever happened there

You know, Obama's speechwriters... for 8 years they avoided the word "ask"

>>221786714
The smartest black man of all time invented mashing roasted nuts into a paste tho
It doesn't add up

>>221786524
Not after you posted that dog torture video

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>>221786659
That's pretty nice.
/cum/ is in desperate need of high-quality shitposters.

>>221786717
It really is. Only the mud races obsess over giant asses because they're only one step up from primitive man

Kinda craving pickles and fermented stuff
Might go home and get some sauerkraut or start making some fermented pickles

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>>221786745
A Canadian pharmacist actually invented peanut butter, blacks can't even claim that anymore.

>>221786749
im not the dog guy
stop stereotyping us its racist, makes me feel like a coloured fella being stopped at the airport

My body aches from laying down all day

>>221786737
Idgi

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>just heard my 4 year old niece say "ASMR"

laundry: done
shopping: completed
car: fueled up
dinner: eaten
yup, it's gaming time

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>>221786432
>I've made some pretty bone head mistakes, too, but sheesh
The more you read about me be it on the archive or intermittent blogposts I make in this general and elsewhere the more you'll understand it was pretty much inevitable that I wound up in a place like this.
I'm just grateful to be alive and/or not a tranny at this point.
>>221786614
No I wish I had almost any ass at this point

>>221786792
I don't believe you

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>>221786801
it's going to get way worse bro

My wife is almost home from 2 days away, and I just wanna keep doing bag at the pub

>>221786801
Good god

>>221786788
Canadians really are the master race

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>>221786788
AH WOOOOOGA

>>221786821
2 days of getting filled with another mans cum

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Ally Sheedy? Whatever happened there

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post mac and cheese clarity

>>221786809
>No I wish I had almost any ass at this point
how about my twink cyclist ass?

>>221786845
>When you grow up, your heart dies

>>221786846
We are calling it kraft dinner now in solidarity with our brothers to the north

Might build my Lego tonight if I feel like it

>>221786821
What that mean

i would love to destroy a grown man's lego set with a baseball bat

If black ppl aren't smart how come football players can hear Omaha 22 trips right 18 blue hut on 2 and know exactly what the play is?

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>>221786809
Because when you're tied to your mothers apron, no one talks about menstration

>>221786906
Do it I'll just build it again

>>221786883
Are you going to make believe you are evil jar jar when you are building it?

>Might build my Lego tonight if I feel like it

>>221786809
Mom has sexy calves

Bignose Strikes Again - The Smiths

>>221786941
No? I'm not 5 years old grow the fuck up

macaroni and cheese is one of the finest american dishes

>>221786845
ally sneedy

>>221786943
Forgot my soyjak

>>221786964
Its actually your best dish

>>221786957
Damn it could have been fun
https://voca.ro/18QcfxOZQlVg

>>221786964
definitely up there

>>221786854
I really appreciate it that you like me but that's the problem. Men implicitly understand that I'm an attractive and decent person, but women can't. They don't even give me respect or acknowledge I exist.
>>221786964
It was invented by Sally Heming's Brother in Monticello and was one of Franklin's favorite dishes.

I like chicken fried steak and gravy

>Franklin
I meant Jefferson FUCK

>>221786993
lol

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Cookies are IN the oven

>>221786967
Fail

Flag football will make its official Olympic debut at the 2028 Summer Games in Los Angeles

America should win this

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95 million Americans cannot read cursive

>>221786990
green bean casserole as well. or maybe country fried steak. maybe the cheeseburger....
>>221786999
>Franklin's
yikes...you just made a blunder

>>221787033
a large number of them can't read at all

>>221786993
Did you have to make it about rape? So many weirdos on this general tonight

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We bullied the peethiopian so bad he barely comes here anymore, he has taken /brit/ as his new home to infest.

I genuinely hate that faggot.

You couldn't do real football for the Olympics too many injuries

>>221787054
What do you have against rape? In your country of course

>>221787079
Fuck sickos

how much longer til the chemical tank blows up

>>221787089
What if the sickos don't consent? Fuck them anyways?

>>221787094
What does polymarket say, cause your answer is there

>>221786812
i dont like your tone buddy
better watch it round these parts

Ate blueberry muffin ice cream at the local ice cream shot yesterday and it was so bussin OMM. I don't even care about sweets but this one has like cinnamon-y bits of brown sugar muffin in the ice cream.

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pullin' up

>>221787106
Has the look of one of those girls that gets throat fucked to tears in porn.

Im putting together a team to protect Enya from all harm both physical and mental.
To join you must participate in mental exercises to protect her from psychic attack. During those sessions there will be Chex Mix and Orange Drink.

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>>221787122
u wanna play a little gaaaaaaaaame

>>221787122
Is this what the coloreds call "stee"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackbutt

Someone post the Vietnamese dub of Saw
"Yoooou wan to play da gaem?"

Isn't there some page on wikipedia that has a bunch of links to NSFW images on the site? Like pictures of weird dicks and sex positions.

>>221787133
What kind of herbs does Enya eat? Only thyme. :)

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>>221787129
she is quite the specimen, possibly lab-grown

>>221787178
Very good

>>221787106
She looks like a tranny.

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>>221787178
Is this some white cunts joke that black cunta don't get?
Cuz I'm not FUCKIG laughing, NIC-O-LAS.

>>221787106
>33yo
brutal

>>221787200
And that makes you horny