Make A Wish editionprevious: >>221776631
>>221781760>perfect victim weightkek, him and Sabrina Carpenter should meet up
yeah it's funny how he had a super soft pancake face and looked very mexican he leaned out and his european features popped
why is sonic assumed with autism?
traumadumping to chatgpt on a sunday night wyd /cum/
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>>221785891Not reading all that shit
>>221785920fuck you
>buying books at barnes and noble what is this, 2002?
Looks like it might be rainy for my camping trip Should I shoot at the clouds or something? It helps right?
>>221785943Women and weebs still use B&N
is there any porn where >the girl is actually a virgin>the girl actually has a visible hymen>the man deflowers herseems like it would be lucrative (literally every eroge ever has a hymen-busting h-scene) and yet i cant think of any video that actually existsbut then again im not really a gooner freak so maybe it does
>>221785888 (You)Checked. Are you taking the GF next time?yeah, for a wedding on August 1st, it will be torture because of the weather and her dumb ass.
Is there some hidden law that no women are allowed to shop at Barnes and Noble unless they have a flat ass?
>>221785943I was using a gift card to buy a gift for someone else. It was really quite genius on my part
>>221785993There is a website defloration dot tvMost of the videos are fake but some are real
Just got a new job, can't wait for the next steam sale. Gonna limit myself to 100 bucks and hopefully have a new PC by then too.
>>221785998way to go, they will never know
>>221785993yes but you should always bring your content in-person to the fbi for verification
>>221786011Ep1c gaymer moment
>>221785993dude... you might be more degenerate than me, holy fuck...
>>221786006>>221786018yeah that sounds like pedo citybut like some onlyfans girls made a big deal of turning 18 and finally posting adult content and rode that attention-wave, surely some 16 year old slut is crafty enough to think "hey if i dont take any dicks for 2 years i can make a lot of money"
>>221785964yeah and your boy butt smells like oscar mayer bologna so what's your point? underneath your balls smells like gummy bears so what? faggot
my girlfriend had sex with 14 men before me. i wasnt even close to taking her virginity even though she took mine.
my mom told me she didn't know who Augustus Caesar was so I gave her the QRD of how he marched to Rome after Julius was assassinated, fought against, for, and then again against Mark Anthony, and ultimately became Emperor of the known world.in the process of saving the republic (from itself)
>>221785993Most girls would need to be in very dire straits to consider having their virginity taken on camera for money. That kind of content would probably intersect with actual crime pretty often
>>221786006Alright you gotta put this KETCHUP up your pussy so it looks like you're a virgin! Fuck a duck mother fucker!
>>221786065There are at least 3 real ones on there, I already said most are faked
corrgut draumpoop diss wun
>>221785993Sounds lik a Muslim thing
>>221785996the ones toning their asses aren't reading books obv
>>221786097wdym muslims dont care at all about virginity and sharia lets you divorce if you want
>>221785996Barnes and Noble is for either fat women or cute nerdy girls with giant tits.None of them want to talk to you though.
Charlie Malaponte ain't gonna be happy to hear dat you finooks have been replying to namefags. I can tell you dat much
I went to boner & nubile a while ago and got some calvino books I didn't haveFun to walk around and browse
I will never get to pop a cherry, and that is sad.
>>221786011welcome to adulthood, zoomie
the only time a girl ever cold approached me and asked for my number outright was in a b&n
Fartcunt comeths
i dont want to live anymore
Kirk Cameron. Whatever happened to that guy? Think he finally got raptured but it was only him?
>>221786172Aww come on you have so much to live for hah ha
i hate women but really i hate life wholly and everything included but really i hate that anything exists at all
>>221786186yeah, like uh... uh... hmm
boku no shitcunt
>>221786186literally nothing to live for
>>221786172why, some tragedy or just your feelings getting hurt?
>>221786212>>221786201Fake it til you make it? Idk sheeeit
Making indian food
>>221786230what's in there?
>>221786230tile looks too clean to belong to an indian
does fk even post here anymore?
>>221786230Not authenticYou should be mixing with your hand
>>221786163The only time a girl ever made the first move on me was when all my coworkers gave me the number of a girl who was the best friend and on-again/off-again love interest of a female coworker. We were both super awkward at first but we soon really grew to like each other given we were both very similar in a lot of surprising ways.
>>221786245ethiopian flaggot is him
>>221786245I think he's cut back on /cum/ time in preparation for fatherhood
>>221786240the locals call it "ganda pani"I call it delicious!
>>221786245He definitely posted yesterday morning and I think this morning too. He has been on during work time during the week for a bit at a time. Hopefully he found the soles of his dreams
>>221786240Sugar, spice, everything nice, and a dash of denim and dye
>>221786264I remember him saying a few years ago that his gf was pregnantwhatever happened there
The only way it makes sense that fk has a kid on the way, is perpetually horny while having a partner, and online every day is if he's indian
>>221786257did she lick your boner with a finger up your tight butt? I would have sucked your balls while fingering your hole with 2 fingers
>>221786295He had some debt so baby #1 had to go away to live on a farm
>>221786302>2 fingersSounds painful
Someone please help me Im Indian
>>221786346
My gf wont let me fuck her because her pussy is too tight, but we cuddle sometimes and she makes a lot of overtime pay
We are relevant. We are also a host for the World Cup. You can no longer deny us.
>>221786321What, schizo?
>>221786358She's not that attractive
>>221786358Explanation: it’s for african queens only
>>221786304>did she lick your boner with a finger up your tight butt?No that would've been awesome though. She was the bottom in a lesbian relationship before getting with me so she was the biggest sub girl ever, she told me up-front that she only liked forward facing sexual positions despite her excellent ass (not complaining, she had big juicy tits and a really cute face). Never got to experience it though sadly, totally squandered it.>I would have sucked your balls while fingering your hole with 2 fingersI think you might have a problem
>>221786378Im mobile posting be nice saar
I wonder whatever happened to the 40 year old virgin that was rapedAny updates?
Just found out Panameñas have huge asses
>>221786279LOL
>>221786358She seems like a shotacon
>>221786392>squandered itLigitimately in awe at the bags you have fumbled my guy. I've made some pretty bone head mistakes, too, but sheesh
I've found the easiest way to fall into pussy is just to have irl friends. Being a complete loner and trying to pick up chicks is so much harder
>>221786412>tf>tpYou guys really are the negros of europe
>>221783455Sonic was designed by a team of jap monarch cultists to be irresistable to autistic americans just like gadget was a soviet psyop for russian autists to obsess overThe psychopaths are winning
>>221786463Yeah but friends are gayBetter to target and fuck the sickly gazelles you can isolate outside of the herd (consensually)
>>221786463This is true, also because a guy with friends is much more approachable and less threatening than a guy by himself
I legitimately don't get friendship. I'm too autistic for it
>>221786496me too. but i’m not so autistic that i can live without it therefore i suffer immensely
>>221786463All of my friends took the fauci ouchie
>>221786496You have to have hobbies and interests before you'll understand friendship
>>221786392>I think you might have a problemWhy? It would feel hot feeling your butt clench over and over on my fingers while you orgasm in my mouth.
i have every right to be here
I’m 30 and I’ve never had sex
>>221786513Did you stop hanging out with them because of it or something?
>>221786524Hello, Icelandic anon!It's always a pleasure to see your country's flag on /int/.
I just think they're neat
>>221786518I have hobbies and interests thougheverSharing those isn't enough. In fact, it seems like more of a detriment because hearing people say stupid shit about my interests drives me insane
>>221786476i'm not autistic and i love sonic. i used to read palcomix sonic stuff
>>221786560What are they
>>221786463>make a friend>ask her to introduce you to her single friends>"do you want to go on a date with a 28 year old neet virgin”>"no"and that's that
The US not only bombed a girls school in Iran but also a girls volleyball game that used a warhead packs roughly 200 lbs of small, BB-sized tungsten and steel pellets killing teenagers and children.
>>221786571This is why most of you will never have sex
>>221786472are you scared of big brown asses?
>>221786570Amateur MMA, lifting, baseball, literature, languages, and anime
>>221786555i should be able to own one of these
>>221786575Ya that was unfortunate
It is unironically OK to be a "picky eater." You don't have to eat slop just because someone puts it in front of you. You don't have to try a dish you know you aren't going to like, you aren't going to like it any better if it's been drowned in cheese or sauce. There is no version of a food you don't like that's so high quality it magically completely changes the flavor profile and texture. Try new things and be respectful of other peoples' preferences but don't force yourself to like things because poorfag military kids who grew up as living garbage disposals out of necessity might be offended.
Are you chopped?
Is there anyone more oppressed than the quiet male with hobbies best enjoyed solo?
>>221786575not my problem
>>221786614>scaredNo, they're just gross. Obsessing over giant asses is brownoid behavior
>>221786549germanon...i have the day off tomorrow so i can spend the night shitposting
>>221786575based foid eliminator thanks obama
>>221786614Does the brown come from poo? That would be sooo hot
>>221786543No but they all complain about chest pains now. They're healthier and fitter than me
>ya my hobbies are that I exist. Really grinds my gears when people say something about existing that's wrong, though, I just can't make friends
when people say black people built america it's like dude have you ever met a black person
>>221786629And then you turn 15 and realize you're just a whiny bitch with shit taste
>>221786693Who ever said that LOL
>>221786710every year around february
>>221786650it really isn't, Americans are so brainwashed and cucked by blacks that anything blacks do is associated to them, are you gonna stop drinking water because blacks drink water too?
Iraq whatever happened there
You know, Obama's speechwriters... for 8 years they avoided the word "ask"
>>221786714The smartest black man of all time invented mashing roasted nuts into a paste thoIt doesn't add up
>>221786524Not after you posted that dog torture video
>>221786659That's pretty nice./cum/ is in desperate need of high-quality shitposters.
>>221786717It really is. Only the mud races obsess over giant asses because they're only one step up from primitive man
Kinda craving pickles and fermented stuffMight go home and get some sauerkraut or start making some fermented pickles
>>221786745A Canadian pharmacist actually invented peanut butter, blacks can't even claim that anymore.
>>221786749im not the dog guystop stereotyping us its racist, makes me feel like a coloured fella being stopped at the airport
My body aches from laying down all day
>>221786737Idgi
>just heard my 4 year old niece say "ASMR"
laundry: doneshopping: completedcar: fueled updinner: eatenyup, it's gaming time
>>221786432>I've made some pretty bone head mistakes, too, but sheeshThe more you read about me be it on the archive or intermittent blogposts I make in this general and elsewhere the more you'll understand it was pretty much inevitable that I wound up in a place like this.I'm just grateful to be alive and/or not a tranny at this point.>>221786614No I wish I had almost any ass at this point
>>221786792I don't believe you
>>221786801it's going to get way worse bro
My wife is almost home from 2 days away, and I just wanna keep doing bag at the pub
>>221786801Good god
>>221786788Canadians really are the master race
>>221786788AH WOOOOOGA
>>2217868212 days of getting filled with another mans cum
Ally Sheedy? Whatever happened there
post mac and cheese clarity
>>221786809>No I wish I had almost any ass at this pointhow about my twink cyclist ass?
>>221786845>When you grow up, your heart dies
>>221786846We are calling it kraft dinner now in solidarity with our brothers to the north
Might build my Lego tonight if I feel like it
>>221786821What that mean
i would love to destroy a grown man's lego set with a baseball bat
If black ppl aren't smart how come football players can hear Omaha 22 trips right 18 blue hut on 2 and know exactly what the play is?
>>221786809Because when you're tied to your mothers apron, no one talks about menstration
>>221786906Do it I'll just build it again
>>221786883Are you going to make believe you are evil jar jar when you are building it?
>Might build my Lego tonight if I feel like it
>>221786809Mom has sexy calves
Bignose Strikes Again - The Smiths
>>221786941No? I'm not 5 years old grow the fuck up
macaroni and cheese is one of the finest american dishes
>>221786845ally sneedy
>>221786943Forgot my soyjak
>>221786964Its actually your best dish
>>221786957Damn it could have been funhttps://voca.ro/18QcfxOZQlVg
>>221786964definitely up there
>>221786854I really appreciate it that you like me but that's the problem. Men implicitly understand that I'm an attractive and decent person, but women can't. They don't even give me respect or acknowledge I exist.>>221786964It was invented by Sally Heming's Brother in Monticello and was one of Franklin's favorite dishes.
I like chicken fried steak and gravy
>FranklinI meant Jefferson FUCK
>>221786993lol
Cookies are IN the oven
>>221786967Fail
Flag football will make its official Olympic debut at the 2028 Summer Games in Los AngelesAmerica should win this
95 million Americans cannot read cursive
>>221786990green bean casserole as well. or maybe country fried steak. maybe the cheeseburger....>>221786999>Franklin'syikes...you just made a blunder
>>221787033a large number of them can't read at all
>>221786993Did you have to make it about rape? So many weirdos on this general tonight
We bullied the peethiopian so bad he barely comes here anymore, he has taken /brit/ as his new home to infest. I genuinely hate that faggot.
You couldn't do real football for the Olympics too many injuries
>>221787054What do you have against rape? In your country of course
>>221787079Fuck sickos
how much longer til the chemical tank blows up
>>221787089What if the sickos don't consent? Fuck them anyways?
>>221787094What does polymarket say, cause your answer is there
>>221786812i dont like your tone buddybetter watch it round these parts
Ate blueberry muffin ice cream at the local ice cream shot yesterday and it was so bussin OMM. I don't even care about sweets but this one has like cinnamon-y bits of brown sugar muffin in the ice cream.
pullin' up
>>221787106Has the look of one of those girls that gets throat fucked to tears in porn.
Im putting together a team to protect Enya from all harm both physical and mental. To join you must participate in mental exercises to protect her from psychic attack. During those sessions there will be Chex Mix and Orange Drink.
>>221787122u wanna play a little gaaaaaaaaame
>>221787122Is this what the coloreds call "stee"?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackbutt
Someone post the Vietnamese dub of Saw"Yoooou wan to play da gaem?"
Isn't there some page on wikipedia that has a bunch of links to NSFW images on the site? Like pictures of weird dicks and sex positions.
>>221787133What kind of herbs does Enya eat? Only thyme. :)
>>221787129she is quite the specimen, possibly lab-grown
>>221787178Very good
>>221787106She looks like a tranny.
>>221787178Is this some white cunts joke that black cunta don't get? Cuz I'm not FUCKIG laughing, NIC-O-LAS.
>>221787106>33yobrutal
>>221787200And that makes you horny
>>221787215This is the most insane part, she is fully fucking bogged and has been for years. They talk about women hitting the wall but this bitch IS the wall.
>>221787213Black people can't listen to Enya. It's natural repellent like classical music
Lindsay Graham is a mincing boy-hungry queer.
Going to Montana on Friday #excited
>>221787231I'm black and I listen to bothWat nou?
>>221787239So is your dad and grandpa
>>221787245Fight or fuck a bear for me
A jeet read my post about picky eating, didn't understand it, but replied anyway. Hate it when that happens. Ick.
>>221787255No, yours are.
>>221787219Stop projecting!
Gonna be drinking a grogu milkshake and building my Legos are you jealous?
younger pic of her
>>221787281Omg ye.... wait, I'm not a gay ten year old, so no
How about you try the the soyjak thing again, Canadian anon?
>>221787292You are a gay 30 year old instead
>>221787253Welcome to the club fellow cracker
>>221787285200% that is a fucking tranny
What song should I remix into a dance track? Should have female vocals. Soaring chorus.
>>221787305*jew
>>221787309Can it already be a dance song?
>>221787309Remix your mom's moaning and groaning when I'm fucking her
for me?katheryn winnick
>>221787309https://youtube.com/watch?v=YX9WKUt5-vY&
>>221787309anything by my favourite diva janet jackson
>>221787327Just paste the link I will check it out.
>>221787335I don't see it working. Squint vocals never work on good dance tracks.
>>221787344https://youtu.be/gx7_lk4sCxE?si=ojR2UAvW2offHmSs
>>221787331https://youtu.be/rhSCb4VFz60?si=BCWjA5VtNJm55kHn&t=56
>>221787365I see. This one's a duet that has some of the biggest choruses you can findhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=D0ae-yVjf54&
>>221787374Kill yourself
>ENOUGH WITH THE FEMALE VOCALS
Zoomzoom has big shoes to fill as the generals new Jason
>>221787374This is the opposite of what I am looking for.
>>221787401Nobody can ever replace Jaosn, I'm better off doing my own thing
I don't know why these tranny weirdos keep trying to make thread characters
>>221787412Dude they think knowing who some homo is makes them an "oldfag". Not even kidding
This is the best remix dance track ever. Simple as.https://youtu.be/XEA6-RlhSb4
Fuck it. Let's ALL make gay little usernames so this general is more like my favorite website (reddit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kvwu3lzTlEI can't stop watching her videos brosI want to cuddle on the couch with her and play with her hair as she talks about boring science shit
>>221787422Why does nobody tell these people not to do this.
>>221787405I'll post one more thing and then I'll fuck off I promisehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=DFmIVOKnw84&
>>221787437perfectly legal to film in public
>>221787399i've never met a cool dude who didn't like def leppard's pyromania
>>221787451I'm talking about dressing like an absolute mental case
>>221787435We tried that already and everyone gives up by the next thread
>>221787463We just gotta stay at it brother
>>221787436https://youtube.com/shorts/_GOGakV6lds?si=8LaR0FtzCP-qhDo1
>>221787438Thanks for making me click on more J-pop bullshit.
>>221787463it's not so much that we gave up, it just didn't make things any more fun.
>>221787474Ill stick to it if you record yourself pissing like a race horse
Plain pasta without sauce is actually really good
Why are you guys always mean to me? I am just hanging out here, same as you all. Life is hard enough already, just let me be.
>>221787438You will never be a fucking woman you duck-fucking dumbass
Names on an Anonymous forum is so cringe
>>221787491How bout I record a video of me fuckin ya mudda? I'm wit the Malaponte boys, or did you forget?
>>221787502take that back
>>221787502>>221787502>>221787502
>>221787497Where do you think you are? See>>221787502You're not special, you're a boring cocksucker like everyone else. You don't need a nameGo make a reddit account
>>221787484You're like a woman with how hard you are to please>>221787497You're not Zoom Zoom, I don't ever sound like Jerry from Rick and Morty like you do
>>221787497Because you single yourself out with a username
>>221787497You are a literal woman. You whine and you demand individual attention even on an anonymous image board.
>>221787497because you intentionally call attention to yourself on a website where people aren't socially inclined to be nice if they don't want to be. and this faux-innocence doesn't help.
>>221787513>>221787516>>221787519That guy isn't me, the real Zoom Zoom is standing up
>>221787505 this blood pressure medication is fucking with my head I'm sorry
>>221787513I already use reddit for hobby related stuff but it isn't good for chatting like we are doing now.>>221787516So.>>221787536You have done this before.
>>221787496I like it with just olive oil and a little lemon juice and black pepper
>>221787435some.names i have been given by udders are corr, kittington and shiddington
This British flag can kill himself too
>>221787496just some butter and noodles are nice if you're in the mood for it
>>221787549You're not me. You will never be me. You shouldn't want to be me.Also I never reddit space on this site.
>>221787561I dub thee Phwoar Kittingtonshire
I'm gay and love sucking cocks at the glory hole
>>221787581>>221787586Ok already, we get it.
>>221787586
>>221787577i had this with a little green onions from the garden and it was very good. plain foods are underrated.
I just scheduled the pre-op consultation for my bottom surgery :)
>>221787496yeh coz its full fat foodi remember i used to eat basically just whole grain and oats and rice as like carbsnot hd eaten pasta in yonksfirst time i trylikedem visceral feels in your body when dat full fat flour hitssame feeling when you have a choolcolate barand your brain just instantly goes MOREwas like datplain pasta does that to youit devil food
See, aren't the names better?
Entered the thread just in time to learn you pasta lovers never heard of Aglio e Oglio
Libs took over the other sites. 4chan is the only place we can be based left. I have to be here. Discord sucks pretty much.
Discord only sucks if you have no friends.
the absolute fucking state of this general
>>221787650me when I get struck by the chair that makes you gay
>>221787650i feel bad for him
>>221787650I want to motorboat that yenta
>>221787629i have that in a jar
Currently writing an essay about The Wind Rises for my class on Asian Empires
i need more genshin themed mcdonalds foodit's the bebst food in the universe and it ojnly exist sin this timeline
Ted Cruz, DB Cooper, the Zodiac Killer, and Tommy Wiseau are all the same person. Think about it.
>>221787715epic
Just ripped the perfect fart. It was loud, snappy, had good length, and was relatively dry.
We should all be Demonious X-maxxing
unc porn
Kek
Gonna suck off the security guard at my university tomorrow
>>221787775why cant women like this exist irldo we not have the gene editing tech to achieve this
>>221787781i believe it
>>221787781Bro chill, everyone is already tired of this.
>>221787778what the fuck is wrong with people, how brain broken are they to make shit like this
Got my grogu milkshake cute girl behind the counter laughed when I asked for it not cool
