Emma edish
playing the "overwatch nigga" made me realise why I don't like him
Right then here we are
Give me orange. Give me orange. I eat orange.
nothing quite as satisfying as a nice fresh new for me to make my art in
>>221783931
thor is no longer natty
I've ran out of dough conditioner
>>221783836Rorke be like>i'd much rather be a forever alone virgin than go out with a woman who doesn't match my perfect ideal of what i think a woman should be
>>221783968yeah he never roided before this
Bad news fellers. She's retired.
*turns the air conditioner on*Silly Brits, it’s as easy as that.
jury is still out
>>221783942https://youtu.be/4uPMG7S2f3g
sir tower fanner
>>221783976i'd rather be alone than with her, at least if she was hot there would be something redeeming
i support steroid use in sports
>>221783996Scream
>>221783995Got mine on. Don't know about these tossers.
This is my last serenade...
all i care about is porn, reading books, and lifting weights
>>221784040film
>>221784035Zero clue what's going on here. I'm so out of touch with beauty treatments. Only found out yesterday that women are injecting fish cum into their eye lids to get rid of wrinkles. Mad what these ugly bitches will do to make themselves 0.0001% less ugly.
doing a "nigga bounce"
The mysterious Orient...
Bet you lot have useless game consoles you don't even play or expensive phones and whine about not being able to afford a 200 quid AC unit that will last you years and you can have on for all the sunny months
>>221784050If you cut out the porn you might be able to use your interests to meet a woman
just remembered that black midget that reviewed chicken wings in london
>>221784096ainsley harriot
>>221784089No but I do have a healthy multidrug addiction that costs a not inconsiderable sum monthly
My nigga Jrod not in the England team is an absolute disgrace.
>>221784096fat chips had me gassed at first
ooh he dain a nigga bounce
>>221783991Arse meat
>>221784109Patriot
airconberg is VERY loudneed him to do the job so i can put him out of business sunshine
>>221783995*turns the air conditioner on**temp goes from 19C to 10C*
>>221784092how do you make a woman your gf tho?
cat meow because it know that in my bag the food
>>221784158>>221784158>>221784158 new
>>221783995too loud to have on at night I need perfect silence to sleep
>>221784089got a Samsung 11 that the mobile provider gifted me 4-5 years ago, waiting for them to gift me another
uh oh
finish up my first draft of the old autobiog
Its warm out here but im sitting in the shade of a tree enjoying ths breeze and a cool beverage with my cowboy hat on
Hello
curren nigga bounce
Need Emma Watson to fart on my nostrils.
no mice
Need to buy drugs
Also had a nice fat homely broad call me sweetheart when i bought my sodapop. There is no suffering in America
>>221784187Ian
>>221784193no rule against it
lancashire is the worst place in britain
>>221784209what kind
This is insane.
>>221784214Yes mate
>>221784035
>>221784236>Crushing that PlayStation box with the CRT Timmy, what the fuck man? Also why are you balding at 17?
i'm extremely blackpilled
>>221784239You would think less of me if I told you
>>221784236Dorito pope?
>>221784226it's alright don't know why you'd say that
>>221784251go fuck yourself you bastard
>>221784285Woaaaaah that’s so cool the professional ball kicker just pushed the other professional ball kicker AURA!!!
>>221784273why?
>>221784153Be genuinely fun to be around, make her orgasm every single time you have sex no exceptions, have a life trajectory that she can hook hers up to. I dunno man this shit worked for me ten years ago and now I'm married but shit is fucking crazy out there these days I wouldn't have a clue if she died or we split up.
any of you had to ditch an old mate?lad i’ve known since primary school, grew up with him, but recently he’s gone too far on the drink. every time he goes out he has to get absolutely blitzed and try to drag us around lots of different bars and pubs. gets aggressive if you try to suggest to slow down too. like the guy but can’t keep reminding him we’re not 18 anymore and there’s more to life than boozing. it ends up I get drunk just to put up with him he’s that irritating
mad how kai havertz scored winning goal for aresenal to win prem and chelsea to win champions league.
>>221784274nah its ok, my neighbour did heroin for years and he's a great guy
>>221784304rorke and 24 year old woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpb76nl8ueg
>>221783919another sad day for british sports
>>221784314>make her orgasm every single time you have sex no exceptionsSo uhh...how do I do that then?
Alri ladsPip pip cheerio and all that
>>221784124Got an actual lol off the wife from this one so thanks
too far
>>221784320got no mates. ditched them all
>>221784337nobody watches this shit
>>221784273Come to usa get a sodapop at thw gas station with me
>>221784337Yeah I saw that. At least Hamilton got P2 though.
>>221784304rorke and leftypol (transitioned)
>>221784340You have to eat her pussy (tastes grim btw) or have a BBC
grandad still smokes a pack a day despite having that hole thing in his throat he's giving umchimney x
>>221784379dont like that twat groge anyway
>>221784400Patriot
>>221784400ever thought about sticking your knob in it
>>221784356anything to keep the ol’ ball and chain happy am i right
>>221784400He should be banned from using the NHS
>>221784400you ever put your thang in there?
mad how mental it all is
I am going to "commit suicide"
Patriots in control.
I am going to save the world x
arse sex arse
put Handforth Parish council in charge of the one world government.
>>221784288Bit rude
>>221784439Me when I run out of money in about 3 months
cooped up in the smegden
/brit/ has said all that it had to say
>oi, right then>give me two of those sausage rolls>a bacon and sausage roll>apple and cinnamon porridge>a couple of jam doughnuts and a caramel custard>thanks luv
not saying i want my grandma to die but if she did I'd get loads of money so I wouldn't be too opposed to it
>>221784400Legend
>>221784501*seals up the entrance with fast-drying supersmeg*good riddance
>>221784509why are you all like this
>>221784340Varies annoyingly. Had one ex who would get off with about 3 to 4 minutes of clit fingering (two fingers rubbing in circles), that was horrible on my wrist for the first couple of months but built up the muscles after a while. Had one that would come super easily off standard penetration, loved that for me but it didn't last. Had one that wanted to be choked and shagged brutally in her arse as best way to enjoy herself, not nice when I just wanted a casual piv shag. Current can't cum from piv so tend to have a decent amount of foreplay and get the bullet vibrator out during. Multiple methods but guarantee if you're absolutely certain they're cumming and not just faking it so you stop awkwardly poking them they will want to spend more time with you. Most men don't bother, when I've done casual one night stands I rarely bother and it's easy, but if I want to continue the engagement orgasms for all should be your motto. Ask what works for them and what they like, or adjust according to their vocalisations, if they get louder do more of that thing. Have shagged about 20 girls and one troon and they're all slightly different, it's irritating you get used to pleasing one and then the next one hates that. Got to be adaptable.
Sagebrush smells so good Britsissies will NEVER know
>>221784516
>>221784516you can't confess away the wicked thoughts of the heartyou'll answer tae god for that
got bare smeg on my bellend because I had a wank earlier and didn’t clean up
Trying to do a sneeze, but every time I get to the climax it dissipates in an unfulfilling manner.
any runtish slugs or sluggish runts in
>>221784542that's like the entire point of it though
>>221784509got a problem with that mate?
>>221784516carbon monoxide "accident"
>>221784537lov sage, they use sage in the pork pies I think
>>221783919IMAGINE the smell
>>221784386I fucking love the taste, a lot of it has to do with diet. Grotty junk food and fizzy drink consumers are going to taste bad. A nice healthy diet with fruit and vegetables are much better. Basically you want someone with their shit together that understands nutrition
Get in normie, we're going to save civilisation
>>221784526*climbs out through the window**appears behind you and rapes you senseless*
>>221784542And god will have to answer for why he lets innocent kids get cancer
>>221784562
>>221784554you're not reset to a blank slate because you told some old paedo
I don't want to change the worldI'm not looking for a new EnglandAre you looking for another girl?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATwJyt2prTM
I don't fear death. What I fear is being unable to live up to the life that has been given to me.
>>221784580you literally are though that's literally how it works
telling girls not to bathe before the shag
>>221784516Mine popped her clogs last year and once the house is sold dadbrrg intends to give me about 100k so I am looking forward to that
>>221784577
>>221784605must be shit being poor
skyrim shouting my nan into a cashnado
told rorkey to keep that arse breathin
>>221784579well deserved
>>221784575*supersmegs your foreskin shut thereby causing your willy to explode upon climax*
>>221784617sending her for a hot dog with fancy footwork
it’s funny how god will forgive ALL sins (rape, murder, genocide etc) but there is ONE sin that he says is unforgivable and no amount of repenting will save you and that is blaspheming the holy spirit Funny that
Gabe Newell booting a truth ball straight into the nethttps://youtu.be/MGpFEv1-mAo
>>221784314female orgasm doesn't exist
currently sat down on a chair
>>221784613Firmly middle class but yeah it is basically shit
in the sewer all alone
the CEO of Palantir UK is the grandson of Oswald Mosley
laptop crashed despite apparently being at an acceptable temperatureyeah ok sure buddy mate nothing wrong here
>loved that for meholy tiktok zoomer
>>221784647blasphemy of the holy spirit is final impertinence. it’s the one sin that can’t be forgiven because by definition it can’t be, a man who commits it hasn’t sought forgiveness
>>221784657ktim
>>221784662(that's my home)
>>221784566>bulgaria has sage AND jvnipers Alright i kneel
>>221784688Use normal words faggot
*final impentinence
grimwhats the point in getting paid 300k a week if you're waking up next to that every morning
>>221784702sent that pharisee straight to sheol
england is such a shithole compared to scotland, what do you even have except for london (english minority city btw)?
>>221784702he's done you mate
>>221784702blasphemy of the holy spirit is rejecting Gods forgiveness and grace unto death, meaning that it cannot be forgiven. because a man who has done such has rejected any possibility for forgiveness
>>221784712he shags slags and prozzards all the time mate they all do
>>221784712next to a woman you love?
>>221784712that crowd doesn't look real
>>221784724not being obese is nice
reading 50 bible verses to erase the tranny i just wanked to
>>221784712i know a guy who saw him cheating on her
>>221784712John stones wife literally has a black baby from a previous relationship lol
>>221784712Loyalty
Lmfao
>>221784697yeah we got goodd climate for herbs, wee got thyme, wild oregano, fenugreek, spearmint you name it
casting some spells
>>221784724you do realise they're going to send millions of ethnics up to you as well
scratching me bum
>>221784774NUKE RADIO
casting some smells
Eating poop/shit
footballmongs that post here are all grim freaks whats up with that
are Christians not a bit annoyed they could spend their whole life being a good person and then they get to heaven and it’s full of paedos and rapists who repented on their death bed
rorke scratching his bum
appointment with dr puxhit tomorrow
Have you ever been put in this position?
>>221784794you'd know a lot about grim freaks eh
>>221784797if you’re a true Christian then you realise Christs sacrifice was for all humans who accept it and seek forgiveness, even the worst of them
>>221784794
>>221784797heaven is everyone on their knees chanting "HOLY HOLY HOLY" to Jesus for eternity, they won't have time to see who else is there
apparently rorke just fucking bought a jet
>>221784815yes ive been studying them for some time
>>221784832Ay watch your jet bro WATCH YOUR JET
>>221784827Heaven is the Beatific Vision
>>221784794not me im a handsome irish lad with an average sized cock that gets used sometimes
https://youtu.be/ITh33OlMzHg
>>221784832-black bride from nigeria
>>221784798leftypol smelling rorke's finger
>>221784605If your family is so rich that they can give you £100k from a grandparent's inheritance, what the fuck are you doing on this godforsaken website?
>>221784821So do you accept paedos are bad people or not
>>221784838in the mirror?
i wish i were rich
>>221784825elbowed that cunt into the magnetosphere
ronke wearing the same outfit everyday like a cartoon
>>221784844>>>/int/cum>>>/mu/
>>221784832knew that addiction to sugary drinks would work out for him in the end
>be scottish>mog english freakslol
>>221784859Paedos are bad people yes. Paedophilia is objectively evil. The entire point of Christianity is that even the worst of people can be forgiven by God via the sacrifice of Christ.
>>221784872>>>Your mom>>>Me penis
I wonder if Emma Watson had a pleasant bowel movement today.
>>221783991Huh? from the Internet or OF? Watched her stream a few days ago
*gets sent flying out of the thread*
>>221784872
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIISSSTTTT
right thats itshorts and pants are coming off
>>221784874didn't someone actually get that many points then pepsi were like "we don't actually have a fighter jet lol"
>>221784285Blud almost ended up in the championship
so let's get this straightjust because someone happened to be born under circumstances that led to them not being christian, they deserve to go to hell even if they are a kind person, whereas a "christian" who raped and killed children can be forgiven and go to heaven?
>>221784889check her insta in case she said something
>>221784877So you’re more than happy to be holding hands with paedos in heaven? Because god has forgiven them?
been listening to animal nitrate by Suede on repeat for the past 2 hoursyes i'm rorkeno i don't care that it's about leftypol having gay sex with his step-dadit's a tune and a half and that's all there is to it
rorke tried to do a wheelie to impress a girl and fell on his arse
>>221784924yes might upset wokes like you but that is what the scripture says
>>221784924
Angus McBagpipe living in the drug overdose capital of Europe
>>221784932on XFM 104.9
>>221784929Pretty much. If they are forgiven they are forgiven. God knows who is in heaven and who has sought forgiveness, not me.
you lads ever have a production value wankwhere the production value is so good you do a wank out of respectjust did that earlier
fat slags are /brit/ culture
>>221784924reddit tier argument nigga
scotland is based and trad or something
There's a little bit of Rorke in all of us...
>>221784924triggered leftypol?
>>221784918The Moyesmobile lost a wheel and the jokers got away :(
unfortunately my mum has fallen for the herbal supplements scamshe is yet to realise that any drug which is legal will never do anything for you
>>221784954thats reallly pushing my limits, gotta smell her first
>>221784954Come home
>>221784954need fat slags in those pleather leggngs oh my days
>>221784958Tunak for Sunak etc
>>221784924Those who have no knowledge are said to be judged by the natural light of their conscience, this is known as the “fate of the unlearned”It is even said by some that of those who have rejected Christ, divine mercy can at the end of their life, give them a final chance of forgivenessUltimately we humans cannot know who has been redeemed and who hasn’t. Redemption is done through Christ, but to whom that extends to by mercy is unknown by the living
>>221784323Blud's an enigma, sometimes clutch mostly shit
british culture? it’s doctor who, it’s eating fish and chips on brighton beach!
We at /brit/ loved the band Crazy Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4tNPhfVOXEchune
>>221784950Bizarre thing to admit might want to keep that quiet fella
>>221784915>you could buy pepsi points directly>someone worked out if you bought the 7,000,000 points for the jet then sold it for market value you'd make a profit>borrowed money to buy the points>pepsi said they didn't have a jet>sued them and won
>>221784975nah mate the influencer said they're good so it must be true
>Blud's an enigma, sometimes clutch mostly shit
>>221784991so basically all good people go to heaven anyways but if you're christian you can be bad and still go to heaven as long as you say the right cheat code before you diegreat argument for christianity
>>221785006My response webm summarizes the current state of the UK
just stick a hat.jpg on him and be done with it
https://youtu.be/W1GNSYsdV8g
>>221785008did you know that Frusciante came up that guitar on Buttterfly
>>221784532Right well thanks for the advice. You seem like a good one to bring up this annoying story to. Can you think of what I did wrong? I brought a bird home last year and we got into it, the vibes were great, we made out a bunch and I touched her body proper. Ate her pussy and butt and even sucked on her toes (she really liked that one) but when it came to penetration, I would put it only slightly and she would immediately tell me that it hurts. She did this about 5 or 6 times and then she just gave up and didn't want to shag anymore. Very awkward situation. Can you think of anything I did wrong?
>>221784957nta but its not an argument hes asking a question
>>221785021punted that runt back to his streamer chat
>>221785032
>>221784852Lot of middle class losers around these parts. Never had it before, got about 40k from the other side grandparents dying but that went in a trust that I couldn't touch and then towards my house deposit. What else am I gonna do in bed before sleep while the wife scrolls Instagram?
>>221785006Lmao
burnt the fucking bean
>>221785008saw seth binzer on celebrity rehab with dr drew in 2010
>>221784924Religions are just propaganda tools and that's why they don't make perfect sense. Some people use religion to argue against abortion. Some people use religion to say "my people deserve this bit of land because God says so". It's just a tool. A means to an end.
>>221784337Hearing his post crash interview sounded like he was mourning. Reminiscing about the fun battling with Kimi but got the feeling he wasn't fully present, drifting into spaceGood ole hammertime was nice to see at leastMcLaren starting on inters dear oh dear
>>221784532>>221785054I feel like I should clarify that I barely even got a chance to penetrate her before she told me it hurts and to take it out.
>>221785104understood about 17% of this post
scored a gdp wank
>>221785022>all good people go to heavenwe can’t know who’s in heaven and who isn’t>if you’re christian you can still be bad and go to heaven as long as you say the right cheat codedepends what you believe in. i don’t know what you mean by “cheat code”. Protestantism has believed in sola fide, that faith alone saves and once you are in Christ you cannot be removed. Catholic theology has always taught unrepentant mortal sin leads to damnation. Even a devout believer who dies in a state of impentince can be damned. Mortal sin is forgiven by sacramental confession or perfect contrition while one is still living. If you die turned away from God, you die with your consciousness/soul in rebellion against the very order of being itself, thus it persists as an intellectual substance e beyond death turned against being and goodness permanently. This state of discord between what you are and what goodness is, is what is known as hell or damnation.
Rorke's an enigma, sometimes zesty mostly racist
tried one of those AI sex chat bots and it was shit. didnt even have the hair colour i selected
A Tale of Poo Shitties
>>221784969Was disgusting west of ham didn't deserve to go down. Almost feel like moyes was trying to prove a point. "you sacked me? Get relegated"
>>221785129Done that CUNT in
how do we even know hell is so badmight be decent tbf
Was short with my dad and forgot to hug him the last time I saw him.
>>221784712best he cud get? x
>>221785104i hate him i glad his car died
Do as I gay, not as I poo
WE ARE TOTTENHAMSUPER TOTTENHAMFROM THE LANE(not really we're shit but we stayed up so that is nice for me)
>>221785129qrd
in shia islam aisha was 19 when mo shagged her so fair play really
Scratching my arse and picking my nose in public as theyre my constitutionally protected rights
>>221785169Bet the atmosphere was great in your living room mate
>>221785156youre always short jeff
Cacapoopoopeepeeshire,Wales
hate being alive
>>221784712such an incel view of the world. you have no idea how life works.
>>221785152Hell isn’t a place it’s an ontological state. You turn away permanently from the only thing that can satisfy your soul (God). Your will is locked in on itself and as a result finds nothing but frustration. Your intellect can comprehend your situation but your will cannot change as it is locked in a state of disobedience to the good. If you reject the ground of being and goodness, all that remains by definition is privation and pain.
>>221785156hope he throws you out on the streets of addis ababababa
>>221785121F1 inni
heaven became overcrowded a few years ago so they made a new one that you go to when you die in the first heaven except they patched the repentance thing
>>221785189absolutely electric mate
>>221785216He's dead m8
they're saying 31 degrees tomorrow
>>221785173she was 9 actuallyones online will blag that she was 19 but the sheikhs who actually research this stuff basically all agree that she was 9
>>221785169TOTTEHNHAM TOTTENHAMNO ONE CAN STOP THEM
>>221785147Everton clearly didn't try but wet spam did deserve to go down, all they had to do was be slightly better than dogshit spuds and they couldn't even manage that
>>221785189yeh it's the one thing i have with my dad so we watched together like we did for the europa final last year and it was nice cos we sit there all stressed and then it worked out ok. how was your day?
>>221785202
reckon the hungarians are snoring since they haven't made a post for an hour or so>>221762363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YnPf0tqaiY
>>221785255Good lad
Emma Watson has a stinky anus.
>>221785232oh sorry mate didn’t know that
hi
>>221785272i was hungarian earlier but then i had my tea and felt full
>>221785287he's better off
>>221785232ETHIOPIA BE KIDDING ME
>>221785215Pack it in mate you don’t actually believe this shite
>>221785302don’t talk like that
>>221785289wow no need to be so rude
>>221785234towerfan getting its money's worth methinks
>>221785311I do actually I believe God is the eternal ground of being and the human soul is immortal
>>221785328Me too
>>221785054Doesn't sound like anything on your end unless your cock is just freakishly massive. Seems more like a medical issue on her end, shouldn't be that painful to get a cock in there and you'd think she'd mention that before you tried. Have heard of people with vaginismus or other things that may be psychological that make them clamp shut and can't relax enough to open it up but you'd think she'd know about that. Only thing I can suggest though is having lube on hand. Me and wife are mid 30s and been shagging for coming up 15 years so first hand experience with how a woman's body changes with age. She's not as tight as she used to be and still gets wet but not AS wet and it can chafe for her (and me) if we're going at it for a while. Useful to just have some lube to hand for these scenarios, lubido is really cheap and plentiful on Amazon, just get the standard one it works well and doesn't taste bad if you end up with some in your mouth. May have helped the scenario somewhat but I expect she's got something going on down there but too insecure to talk about it.
>>221785278What if she doesn't though? Has that ever occurred to you? What if she actually smells very pleasant?
if heaven is so mint, why don't we just spawn there?
>>221785328that's fine but what does that have to do with going to a tax dodging building to listen to some old nonce natter on about stuff that happened 2000 years ago in the desert
>>221785132Genuinely can't believe you believe this shit. Without meaning any offence you must actually be very unimaginative and thick.
>>221785354
>>221785322ktim
>>221785354Faith in Christ as the incarnate God who opened the door for mankind to life after earthly death
>>221785328Blessed
>>221785367>>221785354
>>221784712Post your girlfriend then if you're so confident that yours is better
>>221785373you're doing it againwhat does "the eternal ground of being" have to do with some middle eastern man from 2000 years ago
>>221785165Russell is based he made Max seethe by racing fairly
the thread vibes are in absolute freefall now well done
sweating like a pig in heat
>>221785401Faith (belief) that he was God incarnate who granted eternal life to menHe founded a church that is still around to this day
deadcarpentercord have no rebuttal
>>221785419How can god die if god can die he’s not a god
>>221785388ok faggot
what do jesusfreaks gain out of posting on fucking /brit/
he loves arguing on 4chan
>>221785337Appreciate it mate. Yeah, I've even seen pornstars lube up before piv.
>>221785246Hammers chocked a few too many leads while playing good football. Spuds scrape by carried by good form in their first 10 games of the sesson
>>221785419so i guess people who were born before that were unlucky and just didn't get eternal life huheven though this is some fundamental truth of the universe and all existence, it didn't actually apply until this man came along at some arbitrary point in time
Oxbridge > MIT > Ivy League > POWER GAP > Russell Group
>>221785441God became manMan can die Since this man was also God, he cannot dieThus he died (human nature) and rose (divine nature)
New>>221785461
>>221785367I accept your concession on his behalf
>>221785449>won't do itYou don't even have a girlfriend because you're a faggot
>>221785467holy wogoli
someone bake a real one browserberg won't let me :/
>>221784712fat slags are british culture
