Dual citizen edition
>>221794954but those are also the places where most people live and where you can find a jobno point talking about the countryside. like yes cornwall is white and nice and all but the only place i can work is a big city that's why most people live in cities
... fully zonked in ...
mad that australia’s most famous landmark is an opera house lolim sure bruces really love their opera don’t they
mental how fucking fit the girls in australia arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29PPGATp9Ic
>>221794995did they ever find her?
>>221794930remember when a real Ethiopian exposed you as a VPN nigga
how about triple citizen
>>221794996>literally the first frame of the videomate… no
>>221794996Mad how the first 6 girls are all over 18 and certainly over 16
>>221794970ok then why in belarus and russia are there cities that are majority ethnic russian? yes i know there are some churkas and central asians but they are 80% ethnic russian in general. Why aren't chinese cities full of blacks and indians walking around? The answer: these countries have centrally planned economies that don't rely on the mass importation of slave labor and they have devoloped technology that automates a great deal of jobs that would require some warm body to occupy
>>221794930I'm scared of you. You could commit a terrorist attack at any moment.
hot out>Man dies on packed beach on hottest bank holiday ever: Thousands ignore official government advice to stay out of sun in 'historic' 35C heatwave amid warnings of 'super El Nino' summerhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15846147/Britain-braces-hottest-bank-holiday-Monday-Temperatures-set-hit-historic-35C-warmest-day-record.html
>>221795031THIEF!
back safe at home before it gets too hot
>>221795021Israel is the only passport one needs. Like carrying God's own banner
tim is vanguardmong
>>221795025>>221795026i wasn't talking about those you nonces
>>221795021what are you
35 celsius in london todayshall be remaining in my room until it gets a bit cooler later
hate the brain fog that comes with warm weather
I invented those gimmicks btw
>>221795042this nigga cooning for the cohens
>>221795031THANK FOR NOT FEEDING ME
sunday morning wanktoilinghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779477079273813.mp4>>>/gif/30683906
>>221795036Dadberg is retired and insists on going out for a walk at the hottest time of the day.
it's too hot
weather got me feeling like Turkish spongebob
>>221795080Bet pierbi got absolutely smashed at his private school
might shag ya fanny
>>221795101her*
sat on a chair
>>221795029churkas are central asians maybe you were looking for the word hach (a slur for people from the caucasus)
anyone in london?grim here can't function
>>221795123no rather kms
>>221795029*puts on nuance hat*there are many factors. for instance, immigrating to china is hard because of the language barrier. european and american countries are full of immigrants for different reasons. here we opened our borders to pakistani and indian immigrants, which no party has been able to stop, because they were tricked into believing that a shrinking population with low fertility rates among natives is a bad thing, and everyone just buys that excuse. but there are also countries like norway that don't open their borders to immigrants.but all this is besides the point. i was simply saying that if london, paris and sydney are mostly non-white, then the country is for all intents and purposes essentially non-white, since those are the only places you could realistically live.
it's really not that hot
el nino applying rapidtappy pon gammondem yeah x
>>221795083let him go on his own
got the cheese rolling on https://www.tiktok.com/@bbcnews/live
normgroids are insufferable during a heatwavethey can't comprehend why people might not love being forced to sweat their arses off all day long
freezing out
>>221795045proud citizen of greater albania
>>221795122i always thought churka meant chechen
>>221795140woglad!
>it's really not that hot
>>221795146timmies willingly snapping dey luh spines again yeah?
>>221795083Smart man. Vitamin D is stored for months in liver
>>221795113No
>>221795171>>221795175does pakistan have a tropical climate ?
just had a wank, now I'm hot
>>221795178you're weird
>>221795083remember that doctor that went off on a walk in tenerife and just fucking died behind a wall like 5 minutes from a town?he did that, really hot day, went off his planned track, basically anti atomic shrimp
>>221795021bro is from the Ottoman empire
>>221795138>which no party has been able to stopKek
twitter screencap reposted from /tv/ is it
>>221795202dey gon snap x
>>221795234shitting Nora imagine the smell!!!
>>221795208Thats basically what my dad would do. Water? No i had a small glass before i left.
Whatever is annoying Rorke, he will find some way to link brown people to it. Today it’s the heatwave.
you think the cheese rolling thing is bad?check this out
>>221795261brown people are annoying me
>>221795166churka comes from the word turk and generally means central asians but can be applied to pretty much any non-european looking personhach comes from the armenian surname hachaturan and is only applied to caucasians
>>221795271oh I get it, king of the hill haha
>>221795281i thought hach came from hachapuri the georgian cheese bread
right so thats all the crops dead
>>221795231it is a matter of policy for all mainstream political parties on both the left and the right in the "western world" for things to be like they are now (gay, tranny, infinity non white immigration etc) It could stop tommorow but it won't. Only a revolution where every jew is removed from a position of power and the economic system of capitalism is dismantled and replaced would bring it to an end.
>>221795208mosely?
so
waiting for wife to fuck off out so i can start drinking and gooning to tranny porn
imagine how smelly rorkeypop’s bedroom is right now, you know the cumsocks and the dirty plates and mugs and his smeggy boxers are starting to REEK in there as he gets really wound up sat at his battlestation with the windows closed
well
>>221795281according to google churka means literally block of wood in russian and is a pejorative for people from southern russia (chechens, dagastanis etc)
>>221795295yeswant to call him dr oswald mosleybut it was dr michael mosley
>>221795307this is sad :/
lovely tummy
>>221795240nice screenshot retard lol
>my zingers are too hot for this weather
>>221795326she has cute face and sexy hair. I'd love her and hope she got thin
saw Jupiter and Venus extremely clearly last night
>>221795346was uranus on display?x
sharing some doritos with dogberg
>>221795346saw your mums jupiter and venus through my telescope last night
rorke: blackboy whiteboy swag
He’s baiting for a “Uranus” reply
>>221795320>>221795240
>>221795240>>221795332he needs to use his phone to VPN post so he has to take pictures of his PC LOL
Brown people fucking reeking today
bit too hot
>>221795362no Uranus is too small and far away to see with the naked ey---- ohhhhh I see what you did there, very clever!!! Yes I went out naked and everyone saw my tight battyhole
whinging poms
Btw this surge of Vitamin D will improve peoples mood across the country. You can use this to your advantage with a well timed phone call or text message.
>>221795382the fannois>>221795389rorkes whip
>>221795376that doesn’t really make sense though does it?
bank holiday yehmmhmm sshhh… timmy shnoring rn x be mindful xx
>>221795390I don't understandhowever.. .sex
>>221795409yep it does
>>221795370clairvoyantlad
there's a woman's fanny on display a few posts up
Sir Wogswald Mosely
dad and his partner insisting on having me round for a bbq in their garden later as i havent seen them in ages i could be getting bank holiday steamboats now but this is delaying it
>leave /brit/ open with the mouse lingering too far to the left>come back to fullscreen brown fanny
>>221795428bizarre lie
the 'ges are in the 'yre 'iar
>>221795420you know you can access vpns on desktop as well, yes?
>>221795434ahaha gay dad gay dad
love mcdonaldsthe onyl place i can sit by myself in public and not get made fun of
>>221795434>dad and his partner
>>221795434what are bank holiday steambaots
>>221795434your dad is a bender haha
ridiculous how people browse 4chan with the posts on the far left of the screenadd a bit of CSS and centre the text so you're not constantly turning your neck to the left
100% if your dad is bent he molested you
>>221795377yt ppl smell like wet dog
dwarf rorke excusing his antisocial behaviour by saying he's from a broken gnome
>>221795438not if you post like he does
>>221795457is this all you ever think about?
can anyone here with a girlfriend or wife explain how much sex you typically have on a bank holiday weekend. and include the day it happens.
>>221795456>add a bit of CSSmost helpful tech faggot
>>221795456you don't have to turn your head to look around your monitoryou can move your eyes
>>221795457speaking from experience?
>>221795456timmy delicate pale neck luh strained LOL
>>221795456this nigga think i got a 9999 inch monitor
>>221795456find it mad people have their browsers open max size, for me, it's usually this
tom ford soleil blanc lasts maybe 30 minutes in this weatherwhat a load of fucking useless shitthis was supposed to be my scent of the summer
(8) I never liked it when you'd do me like that (let it all go!) (8)
>>221795471you’re an idiot, play a record
>>221795501bent
imagine having two gay dads and you hear them shagging loudly at night grim grim grim
>>221795501>he fell for it
>>221795506concession acceptance letter is in the post
>>221795149there's no greater pleasure than being half naked with your half naked fit female friends picnicing drinking and wrestling around the park(or so i'm told but i'm an incel)
find it mad people spend all their time here and fill out captchas for every post
>>221795477literally just set the max width@-moz-document domain(4chan.org) { .board { max-width: 960px !important; margin: auto; }}@-moz-document domain(4channel.org) { .board { max-width: 960px !important; margin: auto; }}>>221795478your head will naturally turn so your eyes are centred
>>221795511
>>221795532right well it doesn't does it
>>221795493same except my browser is a bit wider
>>221795493blud nobody cares about your incel linux operating system you didn’t have to make this post as an excuse to show us haha
>>221795501devastating when you had mentally assigned it the entire summer season too …
>>221795456prefer far right posts do you?
poor mepoor mepour me another drink
>>221795555nigga typing like an AI
>>221795534bro thats not right
>>221795550would you like to see my neofetch?
this weather is, as rorke's stepson would say, rahted
>>221795565
>>221795574post itfor me it's fastfetch
>>221795545you telling me your head stays facing forward and your eyes just move around? you are one stiff lad
those bastards have stolen all my mcdonalds points
>>221795583fuck sake jeff
>>221795584is fastfetch the cool new one?
blud moving his head left and right left and right left and right like he’s on Wimbledon centre court but he’s just reading ziedbelg and mousenonce posts on /brit/
>>221795628scromby
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
not into small bums but this one made me hardhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1779675424685174.webm
right that's it, suncream is going on and I am going out
got the sleep on
>>221795625basically the spiritual successor to neofetch now it's deprecated
>>221795640
>>221795628pooscream
>>221795640AI slop
what's wrong with neofetch
>>221795637what's that he's drinking?
Leftypol going out in his leather short srhots and neon green lycra vest
>>221795628like a dilophosaurus yeah
there were indeed lots of them roaming the streets and in the park prior to covid i swear you could have gone a full week without seeing one
£8 iced oat latte from a converted warehouse called something like The Foundry
max lord you're putting yourself and everyone else in grave danger i need you to give me the stone what happened to it
>>221795676we need them more than they need us rorke
31 degrees outside18 degrees insidehow the fuck is my interior so cold?
Michael Buffer sex arse
nobody:not a single soul:not even fucking mousenonce:rorke:>MI AMORE MI AMORE ESPRESSO MACHIATTO MACHIATTO MACHIATTO PER FAVORE PER FAVORE
>>221795676lots of what
>>221795682incel aura
only thing about this weather is it exposes how grotty my flat isfucking dust and crap everywhere
>>221795711get the hoover on
>>221795696SCREAMING WHY DOES RORKE LOVE TOMMY CASH SO MUCH
>>221795665Daylesford Organic Sparkling Apple & Bilberry Juice
>>221795711too hot to do anything about it now. can't do cleaning in this weather
went to waitrose and it was closedwaste of fucking time
Not heard from 24 year old woman in a long timeWhere is she?
cider being sucked
>>221795711You need a woman in there lad. My gf has lived with me for six months and I only just noticed she mops and dusts every weekend before I wake up. She never even said anything about it till I caught her one day. They’re like little free cleaning fairies you can keep in your house
>>221795716looks tasty and refreshing, if a little expensive
>>221795738ever shag her up the arse?
six 'umberlands for lunch, will be dipping them in a variety of sauces
too hot
>>221795756what a grim slag
>>221795752morrisons big curly ones used to be peng in about 2007, they're shit now though
>>221795756ugly retarded tattoos
>>221795738So you just never did any of that before she moved in?
>>221795738does she lick your bumhole
je suis charlie
Room stinks of lager farts
>>221795792larger than what?
>>221795778Nah, just dragged the Dyson over the carpets every few months, the kitchen never really got dirty since I mostly had takeaways and ready meals and the bathroom basically cleans itself with condensation doesn’t it?
the cronem are out in full force in dalston
Girls of questionable ages wearing next to nothing through town. Country's gone to pot!
i thought the cronem and katy was a meme but i left my room this weekend and they were constantly chatting up girls.i was in the queue in sainsbury's with some chinese girls in front of me, two black guys just come in and start complimenting them, got their numbers in the endnever see white guys do this
>>221795830lol it’s defo not a meme we are just naturally charismatic
>>221795811When I was younger girls didn't dress like thatWas always sundresses and skirts of reasonable length
>>221795830>>221795840mental illness award
going to drink two pints of water before attempting anything else with my day
>>221795840rapey more like
>>221795846it was a different time
eating cookies in bed cos of my mental elf like
>>221795861stay mad mayo
>complaining about girls being naked outsiderasheed
>>221795871what kind?
>>221795877you need medical intervention
>complaining about complaining about underage girls wearing next to nothing in publicrasheed
>>221795880desu it is too depressing being a late 30s incel who never experienced them
>>221795903need to wear baggy trousers when i go out because i will surely get a boner
>>221795891sainburys
>>221795914the big ones? corr. taste the difference?
if black guys didnt have big dicks they would be such a nerfed race
>>221795880young girlsyeah it's grim
>>221795880indian post
>>221795930not taste the difference im not a billionare
Rupert Lowe's son just got married to a Jewish Arab woman who is a member of the Atlantic Council and a massive advocate of mass immigration to Europelmao
>>221795937it's the high test fast twitch muscles that makes them op
>>221795949You’ll have to show proof since everything I’ve seen says she’s Italian
>>221795952yeah but if they had small dicks they wouldn't be the meta
reckon my cock is entirely fast twitch fibre
rorke thinking about black men again
>>221795937Makes you wonder if it came naturally then or if someone engineered it…
alright wife's gone out, cracked open a beer and perusing tranny videos for the afternoon spaff
>>221795975and you use these physical gifts to complete a million captchas every day to post your inane slop
>>221795987well that's a bit bent
>we
>>221795958Her name is literally Mezran
>>221795971were on his mind 24:7 lol
>>221795993dunelm
>>221796002>>221796007s
can't be doing with being indoors all day I have to go outside now
>>221796028and do what?
>>221796035stare at women's legs most likely
>>221795993scf
>>221796012So? Mohammad Al-Jihadi is 100% British, names mean nothing Rorke
today I have chosen booze over sweeties
>>221796035ogle at fit birds
just done 40 minutes in the garden that’s enough for me
Can’t believe people still take Ziedy’s bait lmao>yeah but you don’t understand if I call him a mentally ill larper ONE more time that will destroy him!!
realised that I've never worked a job where I've had bank holidays off. Have exclusively worked runt jobs where I am required in on bank holidays and get the time back to be taken off at some later date
>>221795868literally the worst of all worlds for those of us born in the early 90sgirls now dress better, like girls in the 80s did
>>221796049those weeds are going to take over lad
>>221795993SCREAMING
>>221796053the runtman suffereth
>>221795031The appearance of the sign was perfectly timed
>>221796050it's not bait he is genuinely unwell
>>221796028already done my outside time earlier so im allowed to be inside for the rest of hte day now
rorke thinking there is always someone watching and judging his every action but in reality no one gives a shit whether he stays in all day or not
rorke getting riled up and angry over a fictional peruvian bear again
rorke doing a dance
Rorke this, Rorke that, can a Rorke borrow a pencil???
rorke insisting on eating his tea inside
rorke doing stuffleftypol doing gay stuff
How the fuck is a Rorke gonna borrow a fry? is u gonna give it back?
nobody:literally nobody:leftypol:rorke on his all inclusive: slide to the left take it back now ya′ll 1 hop this time right foot let's stompleft foot let′s stomp cha cha real smooth
>>221796150s
>>221796150kektimbo
>>221796134they're both actually doing the same thing it's just that leftypol makes everything gay
Time for what the spanish call a siesta which in english means a quick sleep coz its too hot
Leftypol giving me a stern look
i’d be turned out as a bbc shower fuck boy so quickly if i was ever sent to a yank prison
right, what i've done is, had a three sausage and one egg sandwichnow, it's too hot, you seeand that's now resting really heavy on my rotund tummyand now i don't feel that nice
>>221796172ok
salt and pepper tofu mong here?
>>221796190.........yh
>>221796172Nah bitch you ugly
don't like discord because people can see when i'm typing. hate this feature.
Hate hot weatherMakes you realise why spaniards have a siesta
>>221796196black men would fuck anything with white skin
>>221796190mate that is a bangin dish my GO TO ORDEAH
*observes*
back to work tomorrow
rightmovetoil, lets gooooooo
I'm not unemployed I'm just evading taxes
pro and anti immigration protest clash
>>221796239Not me. Booked the day off.
Dadberg setting up shop in the kitchen waiting for someone to cook him food (god forbid he lifts a finger himself)Have to cook family lunch but really don’t want to listen to his autistic ramblings and non-sequiturs for a whole hour
>>221796275he lost
>>221796302move out you bender
Bit fucking hot today lads. Lucky for me the corner shop was open and a 4 pack of ciders and a calippo have been secured.
>>221796302sounds like he intellectually dominates you
>>221796302well that's the woke for you
>>221796273screaming at the ones dressed like family guy jihadi caricatures
how /brit/ broke me
NEW>>221796365>>221796365>>221796365
bit early that
an earlyish new I don't hate it on a day like this
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