United States of America edition
geographical determinism is most likely the best explanation of why things are the way they are. mogs theories involving race, individuals, and ideology.
>>221796389drip
you now remember these
>>221796401wtf now i do remember them!! SCARY STUFF MEMORY
Timothy James Byrne@TimmyUk·1h… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ..
>>221796401they can give birth :O
>>221796401ktim in a 90s delivery room
>>221796401Honestly mental how the entire appeal of these were because kids kept lying to each other about how you could get them pregnant so they all kept buying it and trying to do it
>>221796401I remember my great grandmother trying to eat some of the jelly lol
>>221796442why doesn't he ever watch movies and programmes and that
>>221796442reckon he can still wank or is he so drugged up his wilkins doesn’t get hard?
>>221796401chucking these to stick to the windows at school
>>221796469sports is just men playing with a ball, if he watched a show with characters they'd start living in his unfortunate schizo headspace
haven't eaten yet today and somehow not hungry despite being a fat cunt
I've made a huge mistake, I've got on the booze when I should have got on the sweeties
leftypol getting bullied at school and basing his entire sexuality around itrorke getting bullied at school but largely forgetting it despite leaving him to be a bit of a timid person
need sunberg out of business asap
Told my flatmate that I only change my shirt once every 3-4 days and she found it properly disgusting. How long do you wear a shirt before swapping it out?
>>221796531he cares about his fans, what a nice man :)
>>2217965572 days max depending on your hygiene
>>221796545do you live in antarctica
rorke out loud to himself: needs must...*applies factor 50 to his arms and legs*
>>221796545get a grip
bathsta goes so unfathomably hard
>>2217965575-6 months usually
>>221796557Depends. Do you wear an undershirt?
>>221796589did you boil the pasta in the tub?
my slugly form cannot take much more melting, might reach for the salt and end it all
>>221796557once it has a noticeable smell or i spill something on it
gymtoil completeshowertoil completedinner toil currently eating it
>>221796613PARKLIFE!
>>221796599ayo wtf
>>221796579rorke doesn't need sun cream because he still wears jeans and a hoodie in 30c
>>221796589timmy tea
>>221796624blog on
WHY CANT I HAVE FEMALTE HOUSE MATE
>>221796635yeah? what’s his favourite soft drink and what colour is his sofa?
>>221796657i will thanks
>>221796660they'd just be repulsed by your existence
>>221796660it's not good mateone I live with is convinced someone's trying to get into her room and if I don't find another rental soon i'll be sent to incel prison
activeee
femalte whiskey
still never received satisfying answer on how you can live with female housemate and go to toilet without shame
>>221796660why would you want thatall the downsides of a gf but none of the benefits
dark fruits weather this
>>221796682someone is sniffing her underwear
>>221796557I do the same desu, however, since I work from home and I've got into a habit of changing it more often just so people on calls don't notice I'm wearing the same clothesI also only change underwear every few days too which I find out that some people find disgusting since they change it daily (not even this weather will make me change it daily)
>>221796694don't know what you even mean by that why would you feel shamewomen bleed out their fanois once a month
>>221796660I live with two and you’re not missing much, both have boyfriends and we all generally stay out of each others way until dinner. Decent conversation though, very interesting to hear a female perspective on things.
hanging out with my female housemates on bankholiday monday aboshh
what is a rorke car?
>>221796694good morning sir you do the needful and open the window
>>221796694do you think they don't shit? we are all humans bro, just don't leave it gross
my room is an actual sauna a finnish man 100x more autistic than me would pay good money to sit here
>>221796733Corsa innit
>>221796722Not changing your underwear daily is proper grim tbf
>>221796733white van
>>221796733gay porn
>>22179673either of their boyfriends black?ever hear them get fucked by their bfs? ever sniff their dirty knickers?
>>221796701gay nigga weather
>>221796694i share a toilet with two other females and have never had any such problem
>>221796589Can't deal with how exceptionally based this post is. Legs quivering with sexual jealousy and, dare I say, arousal?
>>221796762but if you shit and its bad they might come in soon after and know
how do you have sex when you have housemates do you have to apologize or is it just like a silent agreement to ignore it and never bring it up
>>2217967332000s corsa or fiesta>>221796751that's more bazza
can't stop crying nothing is right xhttps://youtu.be/INGJ-_j2XH8?si=blJVBJclPj68BSO8&t=7
>>221796733miata
>>221796733The battymobile
>>221796669Cream is the answer to both questions
>>221796780>miataFOY
>>221796772who cares
>>221796775I'm 35 and zoomers these days don't fuck, I live with a bunch.Was way different when I was younger.
>>221796804I care
Sitting in my garden mildly tripping on mushrooms with a cider and a book and getting increasingly annoyed at the people two houses over smoking weed and being noisyMustn't let these bitches kill my vibe
>>221796823are you a womanman up you panzy
>>221796545It's fucking 33 degrees here
>>221796831your life sounds like a disaster
>>22179681535 year old living with zoomers and posting on /brit/ about shagging in 2010
crazy how fucked you are if you live alone and have a medical emergency
>>221796815Explain why a 35 year old lives with a bunch of zoomersHard mode: do it without coming across as a failure in life
>>221796733 hyundai suv, vauxhall insignia
>>221796772if anything it makes me want to shit even harder and make it smell worse because it's funny
having a sexual emergency
I'll be honestI've never been activeee in my life
might start selling AC units in the UK
>>221796845I'm living the dream in a world full of flies
>>221796694Just wanna say when I lived with a female housemate at uni I used to wait for her to take a shit in the morning then go in there and have a wankThat was my morning routine for a whole year
zoomers not having sex is cope, zoomers are at it like rabbits they just dont make babies
>>221796877no you didn't
Y'all complain about the heat when its 85°. Indians have to sleep on the roof
i love that sensation when it's hot and the breeze blows in the warm air in your facejust makes it feel like 'olidays
>>221796859there will come a time in your life where you will have to leave your smegroom, jalen.
>>221796877My mother warned me about men like you
>>221796866thats ok x
>>221796876ok just be sure to complain on 4chan so someone is a witness to your sad drugmong life
>>221796891not as bad as having to live with indians who live under the same atmosphere
>>221796891can't be good for the environment
>>221796901name 1
zoomers have a very strange father-son dynamic when it comes to millennials. They call other men 5 years old than them uncle lmfao
Out in the park and zoomers literally sunbathing in bikinisThis is the first time in about 15 years that I've seen an arse on real life
>>22179689185 degrees would be fatal unless you're using yank units, and why the hell would you do that?
>>221796897I am sitting in the garden of the house I own with my wife. I am 36.
>>221796881not truezoomers do everything social far less than every generation that preceded them
>>221796891looks like it's still early in the evening. they must be very tired to just be all out cold alrady
>>221796848i'll take that>>221796859i'll take this too>>221796881>>221796929taking these as (You)'s as welljust too easy for me
ethiopia wanker fucking loves his twitter clips
reminder that /brit/ is transitioning to a zoomer only zone
do feel like its strange how i can call soneone from turkey a turk but i cant call someone from pakistan a... well.. you know what
>>221796927imagine you're a small boat migrant and your first day in london consists of witnessing white girls walking around with virtually nothing on
>>221796930And here you are all the same, posting on 4chan. Its like you never grew up
>>221796923you ain't my masser. an google ain't broke neither.
>>221796918Well yeah I will since it apparently makes you furious and that brings me immense joy
boring bastards the lot of you
>>221796891they couldn't build a shelter for some shade?
Rorke dismissing this as "wog music"
>>221796888It's it so hard to believe a evil perverted incel would wank to a hot 19 year old blonds after shit scent
>>221796964saaaaar boring bastarddd saaaaar
>>221796961congratulations on doubling down
>>221796958Rattled and fuming
>>221796969there is nothing attractive about poo
>>221796968this is leftypol's mozart and beethoven
having a sup on a well chilled freeway cola. can't afford the real stuff anymore
Right well I've just painfully pooped out about 10kgs of sloppy steaming shit haven't I?
>>221796772I've literally blocked my female friend's toilet before. Get a grip lad.
>>221796981er yeah mate im fuming and seething you're posting on 4chan in the garden with your wife ignoring you
>>221796964what do you expect from 30 yr old unemployed virgins with no mates
a lot of poo talk
this is some wog weather
Led by Donkeys gearing up for another Liz Truss prank
rorke pulling his one long nose hair out to save himself a nose trimming session
mad how in india it goes to 50 degrees C
just done a vile hangover poo myself
>>221796990Low test bent faggot, women farting is sexy as hell
can’t remember my last non sloppy poo got a new arse toy i’ve been dying to try too but there’s no way it’s going up my hole in its current state
>>221796891animal tier behaviour, even catberg sleeps indoors
lets all just be nice and enjoy the moment xx
>>221796991People of all ethnicities have made good music, pic related
>>221796964What about this? *does a silly little dance* Wahey lad!
>>221796995yeah and they thought you were vile
>>221797011can you really blame us for migrating
sensing a britpollock or two in our midst
>>221797028good advicex
remember these? Feel old yet?
no gym arm fatscraggly mopban on birdsfoldsincel tunescold monstersweaty vibeslim wordssingle bedyappy mumactiveee
lets all be kind and beautiful to eachother x
>>221797034I said get a grip lad.
>>221797011unabated sufferingMost of the population centers amplify the heat from density
>>221797033>*does a silly little dance*oh go on then
>>221797047Not really since they were only popular a couple years ago you fucking 12 year old freak
>>221797065they are pre-covid relics
One time I blocked the communal bathroom in the University of York, had to say sorry to everyone. There was a black girl with giant tits and she was laughing.
>>221797047seen a porno where some girl had a butt plug with one of these on the end of it
>>2217970652017 was 9 years ago mate
Was hoping to get an 18 year old escort but none were availableThe plan was to get them here so sweaty day the shower was broken and shove my face in their sweaty arse and crotch
>>221797086ok
>>221797097the wokies took this from us
>>221797091no, your plan was to book an 18 year old escort and hope that she was maybe, in fact, not an 18 year old escort.I see through your evil ways
Would you let yourself be used as a free use hole and sex toy by disgusting male perverts for a day (say for 12 hours) in exchange for £1,000,000?
YEAH IVE GOT A GRIP IM SHITTING IN LADIES TOILETS. I'VE POO SPAFFED THE SEAT. SHIT PARTICLES JETTISONED. I'M IN CHARGE OF MY LIFE AS AN ADULT. UMMM BOWL STATUS? SKIDDED? THE ROLL? THREW IT UP IN THE AIR AND WENT WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>221796927are you joking they've been doing that for at least 15 yearsseen a guy sunbathing in just speedos before and girls do it in the tiniest thongs
>>221797097corrr could really suck on one of those right now
eat my sandwiches in the disabled toilet in toil because i can’t cope with people seeing me eat hr sent a memo out asking for it to stop
>>221797112Nah you keep it clean, you're not a monster
>>221797124screaming
poomong meltdown
>>221797079love giant black
>>221797108Lmao mate all escorts subtract at least 3 years from their real ageI've been with "18" year old escorts who were clearly in their 30s
>>221797112unironically what men are like if you aren't like this women think you're gay
>>221796442proppa scran innit
>>221796927Saw the same in the park earlier, wasn't moved as the neighbour across the street does it on her balcony every time it's hot (I've held back the temptation to take a creepshot and repost it here on the off-chance I get caught or doxxed)
>>221797109as long as they couldn’t michael barrymore my arse and kill me of course
oh fucking grow up the lot of you
Can see the heat is getting to everyone. Bickering worse than a Wednesday afternoon.
you now remember match attax
>>221797124not got a car to eat in?
melty
>>221797143surely you've taken a pic for personal wanking use?
>>221797143Hope you at least had a wank out your window
can't find anywhere to offload my free roblox skin i got off a corner shop scratch card
>>221796927the females at work do this in the park near our office. they go out at lunchtime and lay in the sun half naked. yet apparently men are the problem and were not even allowed to wear shorts
rorke selling his bumhole for a million quidleftypol doing it for free
>>221797154harry kewellalan smithmark viduka
>>221797124what is it about autists and bodily functions. they dont like being seen eating, theyre scared of using communal toilets and theyre terrified of sex
>>221797154was on match attax and shoot out before that, still think I have my
>>221797112Grip status: not got
>>221797134She was proper hot, if I wasn't with someone I would have rizzed.
>>221797154got a special edition vidic from a pack (which used to be 50p), still no idea how i got it, must have been mega rare
Literally having a melty, I am melting my flesh is dripping from my frail sunbleached bones
this anti-shitter obviously has OCD
its a deranged indian man from camden
>>221797173i will sit on the pan and wait until family members are far away from the toilet before i shit
>>221797166Oh fuck off incel women are sexy and lovely id be out there getting some good wankfoddee
Imagine, if you can, being a woman. Mental.
>>221797196braindead freak
>>221797182more than likely raised by a single mumno dad around to teach him that it's really funny to rip nuclear farts around the ladies
>peering up from the dsm-5, pushing my glasses back up my nose and diagnosing the virgin losers on /brit/ with increasingly obscure mental disorders
>>221796365Is there a line of hills here or it just some kind of optical illusion
>>221797203i'd get fucked every night
>>221797203a mindboggling prospect. mad
was on the phone to the sun asking him to pack it in
>>221797203Would be lush. Would love to know what it feels like to have intrinsic value
>>221797196you fuck off and sit in your park watching them then. I don't want to see it. I hate this weather so much and can't even play games (the one thing I enjoy) without boiling myself
every time a negative comment about women is made on here, this turbo sperg has a meltdown. The easiest (you) you can get
right well thats just a map of america on a thread dedicated to british culture
>>221797222Bit gay
The amount of arsecheek outside today is unreal. I think I'm gonna go in a public bathroom and have a wank.
so many people with sun damaged skin
>>221797240it would be straight if i were a woman
>>221797203i would finally get to be a receptionist, the dream job
One other time I clogged the toilet at an old commie block uni dorm here, it was a 60 sq ft dorm at most, but it was her fault cause she fed me super spicy pasta and I hadn't been to the bathroom in 2 days I think. I was there for 50 mins sweating bullets in the emiddle of the night.
>>221797242sexual emergency is it?
>>221797222You could do that now
>>221797237Games? Grow up
Well said gab well said
>>221797261im not a hot woman am iim an incel bloke
>>221797242get the spy camera bought
>>221797238For me its respectfully waiting till a girls 18th birthday than wanking myself silly to them
the urban city dwelling wogs relegated to posting on 4chan lmfao imagine being from donedon stay in your zoo enclosure and NEVER leave the M25 demarcation containment field
need to air my room out but I don’t want to open the window
>>221797253seen a male receptionist before
>>221797275You’re a paedo
sat near a dyson fan he's putting the work in
>>221796557Every day for the main shirt, but I have a walktoil shirt for walking dogberg and I use that over 2 or 3 days
>>221797264go and gawp at females in a field while I'm actually improving my skills
brits be sweatin
>>221797216Illusion. The Mississippi is in between
>>221797287No theyre 18 you see. Law abiding citizen
Muslims require women to cover themselves up because men can't control themselves.Seems rather contradictory and misogynistic doesn't it?Shouldn't it be for men to learn to control themselves?
tonight's kino sorted
>>221797275how many brsnd army subscriptions lad
eat poo
>>221797294The skills: level 99 mining on RuneScape
how do you feel about your country turning into an anarchotyranny?
>>221797281what a freak!
Dogberge is zonked out in this heat
>>221797316
luv a close up me
>>221797275Mad how they suddenly get fit on their 18th birthday
>>221797339is that what foids look like when you kiss them
well rorke?
>>221797339Size of that fod
>>221797359you have to see a doctorright now
>>221797346It is mad that isnt it. How i wouldnt even look at a girl whos 17 and 364days because thats disgusting and wrong but when theyre 18? Corr
I love women so much it's unreal
>>221797359cooking a chicken tajine in a ceramic pot that looks like this atm
>>221797325we just need a spark to set it all off :)
>>221797339would kiss her cheeky mustache
>>221797366pretty normal really tbf
Considering a second cider but know that then I'll want to start smoking rollies and then I'm basically done drinking and smoking for the rest of the day
>>221797376churchill's mug on it and all?
All the peng girls out today in skirts so short you can see their knickers... I'm gonna do something crazy lads
did the simp post the mid ewhore
>>221797375They need protecting from themselves
>>221797395It's a pot not a mug
Multiple fine shawties out today
>>221797395no unfortunately, it's an old Bulgarian traditional one, quite big, my favorite cooking vessel probably
>>221797393I garantee she didn't build that PC herself
>>221797406Post on /brit/? That IS crazy!
>>221797394Me 2 hours ago and now smoking a drinking
>>221797416you're a mug :D
im an ivf baby my dads spunk couldnt be arsed swimming so they defied gods will and created me and voila they got a depressed lazy hopeless incel retard bravo mum and dad
>>221797420Do you own any Toby jugs?
feeling like I missed out on it alleveryone having fun'cept me
wish i was a chad so i could actually interact with women but instead i just have to watch from afar
>>221797440Youre a soulless ghost person
>>221797447you don't need to be a chad to interact with womenbelow average men do it all the time
>>221797440you're like a mewtwo or something
>>221797415mental how fit she is
remember to stay hydrated today lads and if you've got light eyes (blue etc.) put some sunglasses on and if you've got fair skin, some cream
>>221797447Just pull up on your bike an hit them with a "hi you look interesting "
Migration caused by climate change will make the few boats that we have now look trivial..... India is hitting 48c at the moment and thats simply not sustainable for people to survive in.
Really miss kissing girls. Specially the fat girls.
rorke submitting his photo to the sperm donation database and getting 0 insemination requests
>>221797463not true
>>221797465look at them go
>>221797451hmm thats good actually does that mean i can do whatever i want and not go to hell
Love watching these lads eating all of my seeds
going to think of some new clichés for future use
Pretend I made a post like Tim where I'm sucking on a Red Bull and watching people play sports in the park
>>221797468
eggs reduced sugar beans and a piece of brown toast for lunch
everyone who gets a shag is the spitting image of david gandy in his prime dontcha know
>>221797470get the bloody benchods here get them on the bloody benefitget them into the housing, sirs
>>221797490more of a long tailed tit man mesenfound a dead one the other day which was sad :(
>>221797488Purgatory forever x
>>221797507this but unironically
regretting my decisions
>>221797465it's giving unseasoned chicken breast
>>221797490got a similar feeder which i put mealworms in, the bloody starlings got through it in a day the other birds didn't get a look in
>>221797535such as?
>>221797490reminds me I need to top up water in the birdbath for our little freinds
>>221797548not getting some cookies;_;
>>221797470business idea: build a massive ventilator that farts all the hot air on Earth out into space so we become cool again and climate change is prevented
>>221797539I had one that I put the suet fat lumps in but it was hung too low and dogberg jumped and pulled it down and ate a whole bird feeder full of seedy fat lumps and then did pure white shits for days. Didn't seem to bother him at all tbf. But since then I just stick with seeds since he's a greedy cunning little fucker
me piss watering can is getting ready for an empty, this heat is doing it no good no good at all
the british public are so retarded that they would be willing to elect labour for another 5 years just because it will be burnham instead of starmerthen those same people will be saying burnham is the worst pm of all time after a couple months when they inevitably see a few more pakis on the street
>>221797598
>>221797558if you've got any large planter saucers use of those they love drinking and having a bath in them
>>221797598it's got a nice head on it
>>221797598toby
>>221797598you need to drink more water mate
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