LONDON edition
get the piss watering can emptied
Nice day to be in the garden
that's just a regular watering can with miracle-gro in it or somethingyou're not really pissing into a watering can
>>221797647not my cup of tea thiswould rather just have an area to lounge with some more greenery/plants
>>221797648right who's throwing leftypol down the plug hole
got my pissed bedsheets out to dry hanging for all the world to see
It really is kino in London. The contrast of the old and new makes for a splendorous spectacle. It's just a shame there are no English people and it smells like sewage.
33rd birthday today happy birthday to me
>>221797647*kicks the ball once**it deflects off the bar and hits me in the head**i fall over and break my spine on the bar behind me*
>>221797681happy birthday young manx
>>221797681happy birthday lad
my hair is fucking messgetting it cut tomorrow
Thanks to the bird bath lids, have just added a nice big saucer full of water close to their seed station. Important for them to stay cool and hydrated, hadn't considered it before
>>221797681Happy birthday. I like your nose
>>221797710you'll feel better for it
>>221797681happy birthday anontreat yourself to a few
>>221797681What a big boy you are, you must have grown since I last saw you. Here's twenty pounds, get yourself a drink, don't tell your parents.
>>221797700>Shamus Hussain, 39, was killed in Dewsbury Moor.Irish diaspora
the RSPB advices against bird feeders. you think you're doing a nice thing but you're actually hurting bird populations by using them
>>221797700HowlingCrazy how you guys just let this shit happenWould never see this down under
it chip shopw eather
England is the only country whose clubs haven't rigged European games. The history of UEFA is a history of Anglophobia, and in fairness I'd extend that even to Scottish clubs in Europe too as they've been on the receiving end of some very suspect decisions historically.
>>221797712nice one
>>221797749Simply not true. They just advise you clean them to stop disease spreading
>>221797700is a bit silly we have to just pretend these countries arent 20%+ inbred
>>22179768133... just a kid
do you think his wife left him because he just spent all his time at home thinking about football?
sir evil incel
>>221797790is that his daughter? she's pretty fit (if legal)
>>221797790She probably got sick of Manchester, much like Di Maria's wife who hated the fact that local women were more glamorous than her (lol)
>>221797790fit daughter
>>221797790Didnt his daughter shag dele alli
>>221797712I used to get nasty pigeons eating the seeds that I left for the nice birds, so I filled the bird bath with salty water. no more pigeons...something to keep in mind if you get the same problem and you're not a woke
>>221797811I get pigeons but they're too fat and stupid to get on the feeder so they just wander around the floor eating the dropped seeds which I'm ok with. Dogberg gives them a chase every now and then too
>>221797811sir cranium concusser
Spent that last 2 hours on the loo in agony dripping out burning slushy liquid poo full of chilli
business idea: silent fans
>>221797806Dont think he knows how to do laces
>>221797811Bird racist
>>221797629Cool pic
hypothetically what would happen if a person was the ripe age of 33 and had never had sex or had a girlfriend?
Taking amphetamines to bring my core temperature up so I get really hot and sweaty and uncomfortable
Not illegal to fly a drone in the park and not illegal to film with it either
>>221797878Ever heard of Jesus mate?
>>221797878Michael Jackson was a virgin at 35
>>221797878not really mature enough at that age your brain hasn't developed yet
>>221797878Don't know as I'm only 25
>>221797878nothingsame thing that happened the other 33 years of their life
>>221797878they would probably become a minor celebrity
>wash bedsheets, clothes>hang them outside to dry>go bring them in>covered in dustevery time. whats wrong with my washing machine?
>>221797903Yeah but he was also a billionaire which probably made things a bit easier
Just found out the Prince (the musician formerly known as) converted into the Jehovah's Witnesses and really, really hated homosexuals
>>221797923full of dust
>>221797751most of the girls were slags shagging them for drink and drugs.the trials mostly happen because the girls went to therapy at some point in the last decade and got convinced by the therapist they were gang raped and it wasn’t their fault. https://www.bps.org.uk/psychologist/false-memories-childhood-abusehttps://pandorasykes.substack.com/p/she-weaved-a-terrible-narrative-about
>>221797923clean the filterx
>>221797924Maybe you could adopt a lil monke fella too
used to be able to watch youtube all day but now i'm bored after half a video
>>221797928Michael jackson was also a Jehovah's Witness, thats why thriller starts with a disclaimer about him not supporting the occult
>>221797964Wow really
Nice guys just can't catch a break these days... No more Mr nice guy...
Know exactly how much ice to put in a pint glass so that when I pour my standard 440ml can of cider in its full perfectly to the brim. Considering taking this show on the road.
This motherfucker mad about MJ
Nothing matters, and yet for some odd reason I'm still filled with anxiety and dread
>>221797959can only do a few videos in a row
So, MJ, was he or was he not a nonce?I guess we'll never know...
got the feeling parentbergs are michael jackson apologists
>>221797443No, what is that. Here is my beauty.
>>221797931Man to think these white british girls are having gangbangs with Pakistanis...Come off it mate who would shag them willingly. If they wanted drugs I'm sure some roadmen would be much better.
>>221797976when I get a cider at wetherspoons these days I select "no ice" on the app because I find that when they give me ice it's too cold like you'd think surely ice is ice and it's all the same coldness but the wetherspoons ice is super cold and it makes it so that it hurts my teeth to drinkso now I select no ice
nothing worse than still being awake 3 hours after having 2 pints. just feel shite and groggy now and will for the rest of the day
wypipo be eating quiche
*kicks ball into neighbours garden*
>>221797972
>>221798017dont believe he was
Be honest - you ever gone to fart, only to find out it was a little something more?
It started looming just now but then I remembered my team leader is on leave for half term and my manager doesn't give a fuck so I'm just going to stay home and not do any work all week unless explicitly asked to. May go into office if it's get too hot to make use of their air conditioning.Looming successfully defeated.
>>221797931right well bit weird to justify child prostitution in exchange for drugs given this case was over a murder and nothing at allto do with grooming gangs
>>221797931>grooming vulnerable children doesn't exist theyre just slagsMental how brown you are
>>221798017Who cares if he wasJudge not lest ye be judged
>>221798047wrote about my trials with this only a few weeks agoreally did almost pooi now have pip-able ptsd from the experience
>>221798062Judge me all you want mate I have nothing to hide or lose
might just go to maccies
>Judge not lest ye be judgedSir Jimmy Saville
>>221798039So he didn't believe the occult exists?What a dummy
>>221798026there's some unexplainable attraction to mystery meat brown men that occurs with white women in povvo working class areas, weird how its always the shitholes where you see a woman pushing brown babies around yet i can probably count on 1 hand the times ive seen the same in middle class areas
>>221797959Most of it is about some eceleb drama or something these days.
rancid bloody stool
>>221798029Similarly was at a pub and got pint of alcoholic ginger beer and they asked if I wanted ice which I did, but it was from a tap and they still used a pint glass, so by saying I did want ice I was paying the same amount for less of the actual drink. Was mildly irritated, considered making a point by asking for half a pint of it, and a separate pint glass with ice but I obviously didn't in the end I just moved on to beer
it's the duty of every englishman to boycott takeaways and delivery appssupport british business
There's loads of immigrants in Japan now. NOWHERE is safe. It. Is. Over.
dig in lads
>>221798029Don't worry your milk teeth will drop out and you'll soon have pubes
>>221798069Last two words really changed the tone of this post. Pottery.
>>221798085most white men are effeminate
>>221798089>alcoholic ginger beerBent freak
personally i hope never to commit the sin of bringing another soul into the worldthe ancient thracians used to weep and mourn at a birth, and celebrate and laugh at a funeral i reckon they had the right of it.
>>221797997this used to be me but I just stopped caring
Only been up for three hours and I'm already on the cider
has anyone every got one over on the english throughout history?I'm thinking we're god's chosen people oh aye x
>>221798134Oh don't do this mate you'll call that freak who has meltys over people not breeding up
>>221798108No
>>221798108no thanks mate what have you prepared for the vegan option?
>>221798157normans
It's a painting of a lake.
>>221798106always alaska
>>221798134>thraciansdid not know this is a real place until now. I thought it was a made up one like a lord of the rings place
Shag not lest ye be shagged
>>221798154How in the name of fuck did you manage to sleep past 9am? Was like a sauna in my bedroom prior to that
>>221798134Dont think it was every going to happen anyway x
>>221798160:( >>221798164There sweet potatoes and carrots and rice.
imagine wetherspoons deliveroo
you never hear of people going to Thrace on holiday, maybe that is why
with one phone call l will stop the war
>>221798182Professional dosser, government pay me and everything
>>221798134Reckon this was just cope to deal with low infant mortality and the grief of someone dying
cant come soonerfucking sickof this geat
Off to Thrace, you lads want owt?
>>221798215spartacus if they've got any x
>>221798134Michael Jackson reproduced though.
>>221798197Champions league final is in thrace next week x
Stuck an old towel on top of the sunbrella to increase the spf of the thing. They've referred to me as an engineering genius.
Off to lake titicaca, don't ask me what for as it's obvious
>>221798215Come lad, I'll take you out for drinks.
picking bits out my arse
my dad lived in ni during the troubles and he said it was great there were people getting shot and cars blowing up everywhere and soldiers walking about the streets with snipers having a go at them sometimes and helicopters flying about all over the place and sometimes the army or the ira or uda would have checkpoints up and stop you in your car to see what you were doing and everyone was drunk all the time it sounds kinowish id grown up there instead of in boring paki vape shop takeaway land
>>221798229Hope that falls and inserts itself violently into one of your orifices
Mental how monkeys be flinging their shit around
>>221798252this reminds me I need to buy some ham for picky bits later x
neighbour is not right in the head, how the fuck can you do multiple loads of washing every day when you're the only person living there?
>>221798261Impossible due to the aforementioned engineering genius
>>221798254alri dael
how about them spurs
Wish I'd grown up in a battlefield and not my smelly incel bedroom
>picky bits
>>221798284dont get it
>>221798283Don't get clever with me sunshine
Can't mention the Israelis or I might get banned but let me just say there are some evil psychopathic freaks in this world naming nobody in particular
>>221798254UP THE RA
>>221798226What is your obsession with him
just pickled my cock
bit warm out
Reckon I could take the witch king of angmar in a 1v1
>>221798180fuckin keke
>>221798331Sir Gherkin Gunt
will be heading to the shop soon, will be buying cookies, crisps, sweets and chocolate
>>221798322Ha, reminds me of sweet Aisha
>>221798254come out ye black and trans
>>221798296alri raiden
>>221798342alri sacked tranny
Oh aye lads xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV9q_KdtQfc
Piss not lest ye be pissed uponShit not lest ye be shat uponSo sayeth the LORD
>>221798226His daughter Paris is cute. If it's really his daughter. Either way would like to kiss her on the lips.
Hungry but eating is a tremendous ball ache so I'll probably just suffer
>>221798353>cookiesFOY>crispswhat kind?>sweetswhat kind?>chocolatewhat kind?
>>221798353I'm gonna buy some porno magsSomething different about having a physical copy
>>221798364Ah you got me, cock and all
>>221798353fat child
>>221798373She says she's black btw
I found out my grandpa got a British nurse pregnant in Singapore during the Vietnam era
>>221798381have an apple
alri
>>221798353for me it's ice cream
>>221798398Drinking a cider so that's basically the same thing
>>221798385agree with thisstill cleave to my 2010 copy of a lucy pinder nuts appearance
>>221798383cookies are cookies you mug, I ain't buying biscuits. don't know going to have a lookx
Pretending I've got phimosis so the cute doctor will touch my cock
>>221798394some life in the old dog yet
>>221798392technically she is half, was her mother the nanny or something, still very pretty
>>221798401ive goy my EYE on you
going to run a lovely deep cold bath and get in it
>>221798373No idea why women put so much foundation on, it ends up making their fash look pebbledashed.
I have suffered more than any other being in the universe
Something very low class about a three generation family openly smoking weed around each other. At least have the decency to sneak off somewhere.
>>221798274make your own x
>cookies are cookies you mug
>>221797878all virgins get raped on the night of their 35th birthday. no legal right to refuse this
what to watch lads
>>221798443*rapes you*
I think my sister is getting kidnapped >She went on a ometv >This British guy said he was gonna fly her out to Manchester >She agrees>Her reasoning is that i went to Taiwan and Japan >She never left the country Rip the guy who's is dating her because she tried to hit her ex boyfriend with a car
>>221798445No idea, if I can taste it its too much.
What is that one crucifixion compared to the daily crucifixion I must face?
>>221798283Done him
exposed my sickly pale incel flesh to the harsh rays for 30 minutesshould be golden brown tomorrow x
>>221797878Nothing, I didn't get wizard powers once I turned 30, lost it two weeks afterwards those.
>>221798462Oh my days, the fit ones just take it all off don't they
>>221798481I can fix her
>>221798460obviously the league two final but I'm curious about the Maldives womens team now, not many people in the Maldives are there???
Isn't anal sex a bit... smelly? Pooey even?
blessed are the poo in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heavenblessed are those who watch gay porn, for they shall be comorted blessed are the neet, for they shall inherit the earth
>>221798494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
>>221798462Interestingly there isn't a single instance of a man there by himself. Curious.
>>221798462I've never understood this. don't these people have gardens to sit in?
>>221798451how x
>>221798460Rorke, who just yesterday said he thought woman's sports were a shame, surreptitiously beelining straight to the second option.
>>221798534normies like being around people
>>221798534I bloody wish I had my own garden
>>221798509I never understood this fucking shit I seen videos of British guys offering to fly girls into the UK from Latin America or North America.
Pooey smelly anal sex
>>221798541idk leaves x
absolutely sick of escorts putting "party girl" in their profile but they never actually take any of the shit you give themfalse advertising, fucking whores
>>221798534that's primrose hill in london so no
>>221798517Not if the girl is clean. But there was an incident one time...
mad how successful all the old /brit/ personalities are. Craven is a university lecturer, 190 is an investment banker, Mousey's making a fortune selling air-conditioning units and Spaino is an ambassador in the UN
"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom"Jesus explicitly stated the second coming would be before the death of all of the apostles.Why and how did Christianity survive failing this prophecy made by, supposedly, God himself?Why do Christians never address this problem?
>>221798565it's because you seem like the type to spike it with shit that knocks them out and then lock them in a rape dungeon
giving oral sex to manky old whores
>>221798534got a big one but can't be arsed to sit outside in it because it's too bloody hotneed my incellious being sat in front of a fan simple as
>>221798572isn't that area notorious for stabbings?
we all notts county aren't we? x
>>221798583And EW works for Aldi
*walks in wearing a Resident Evil 4 logo t-shirt* haha alright lads? *tightens the shirt to show the GameCube logo*
>>221798596bit racist
>>221798606of course we all love the County
>>221798586>till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdomthat's when jesus ascended into heaven
>>221798534Meet friends. Have a picnic. Have sometime outside in a park. Its nice
>>221798608someone's got to do it
>>221798565kek this is you
>>221798596yes but zoomies in camden aren't going to know or care about that
>>221798606obviously yesBeckham and Scholes are there cheering on their TINPOT club
>>221798589wrong. i take it myself first as courtesy, and also because it's damn good coke.
bouhgt quiche dont even know hwat the fuck it is
imagine all the sweaty tits and fannies today
>>221798608
>>221798619If it meant Heaven it would've been leaving not coming
milf
kobbie mainoo has been called up for the english team
>>221798623dunno who this character is but burnout revenge is a good game
>>221798653every greggs shop has a picture of sacked tranny behind the counter so they know not to serve him
>>221798606Grandadberg supported them
>Enhanced Games: Fred Kerley wins 10Om with 9.97 time which would have seen him finish last at 2024 Olympics Well that's that meme dead
>>221798641why would you take coke with a brass if it stops your willer from working
>>221798649don't need to imagine sweaty tits cos that's me
29 degrees in flatberg. vile
you've got to be a literal 70 IQ level retard to STILL think sacked tranny isn't trolling and lying
Mental to think every Greggs in the country has a post of EW behind the counter saying "DO *NOT* SERVE THIS MAN"
>>221798663the stockport seedorf
>>221798684it not right
>>221798606first ever pro club every footy fan should love em simple as
>>221798685there are many gullible retards here
>>221798680i also take viagra or cialis depending on whether it's a short incall a 4 hour outcall
if a girl is into anal they will do the enema thing in the shower beforehand
my favourite bible verse is And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for usi like how optimistic it is, assuming that because someone is not actively against you they are for you
>>221798649Imagine all the vaginas being freshly waxed
nice and cool it houseberg, got the windows and curtains closed, and the fan onx
>>221798685I believe her
>>221798662She going out with pierce brosnan or something?
>>221798711Yes and then I will drink the enema water out their arse
>>221798264not all of them. my family and i dont do that
learning about DITF technique vs FITD technique
>>221798679Aren't most of the people winning not even doping anyway
notts mentioned pics from my earlier incelwalk
>>221798711I'd assume so. Women go through the effort of getting their pumpum shaved and waxed for the appreciation of men so it seems to me that they would also be willing to wash out their rectum.
>>221798662>Belly Fat-lardo
>>221798685For me it was the swerving into oncoming traffic to avoid a pidge
>>221798685Tilde is real but he lives in a fantasy land
suns out lads out in notts
"and there are those who make of themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven"uhm... rorke? no, rorke! put down the knife!
>>221798662bogged
>>221798725She just couldn't be arsed to shift the weight after having kids.
mental how these big digger things are worth like £250,000 and they just leave them on the side of the road when no one’s even there……..
>>221798740Youre not supposed to do that Daryl
cheese-rolling champion
the weight gain women go through after having kids is beautiful
>>221798764>come to nottinghamwhywhat's there
>>221798774high trust society init
>>221798774i see them in fields all the time its a wonder nobody can steal them
>>221798764the lasses too
>>221798728lel>>221798744yeah, they are very self conscious about cleanliness which is a good thing, love a nice wax - thank god for that technology, shaving is not it
i need to pooi need to poowhy won't you let me
>>221798794robin fucking hood thats what
>>221798791the men's cheese roll was won by a yank :/
>>221798791she can roll my cheeseor something
>>221798764This is clearly a screenshot from a high-res YouTube video
>>221798785why do you keep saying weird stuff
>>221798774>>221798801you can't just steal and sell a digger
>>221798740that blonde built like brock lesnar
lovely day innit xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjOhZZyn30k
>>221798794black pussy, which will change you, rorke
>>221798788>how do you know im south sudanese?
love a big hairy sweaty bush
>>221798818why not you can steal a range rover
Sitting on shaded public stairs next to a car park drinking a can of cider and posting on my excellent forum boards.4chan.orf/into/brit
>>221798816wrong, i just clipped the photo cus most of it was just the floor
>>221798794Warhammer world
>>221798774Okay you steal it now what?Where you gonna hide it? In your garden? In your garage?How you gonna sell it? Gonna put it on eBay?How are you gonna get it to the buyer? Gonna hop in and just drive it on the roads to him are you?Fucking low iq idiot
>>221798817because of what his mum did while dada was dying with cancerturned him into a super cuck
>>221798828
>>221798828good paving that to be fair i wish my town had that
There isn't much to be happy about in South Sudan but at least they are now less fucked than north sudan
>>221798841need a pic of you looking gormless with your big rotund belly out
>>221798774The environment agency ones you shutter up after using them. Dont ask me how I know...
oh here we go
alright last photo from my incelwalksat down and these ladies occupied the seat next to me
Funny how digger sounds like another more naughty word
let's not forget about the plight of the Sugondese people from south sugon
So this is it, the final /brit/
>>221798839there's a lot more range rovers on the roads and a lot more prospective buyers
>>221798794Nottingham castle and an ice rink from memory. There was a hooters too
>>221798847
>>221798879you're a weird cunt
>>221798850he drives to the the digger man who sells diggers
dernier brittannique
>>221798893where do you think you are right now?
>>221798894you aren't allowed to buy them anymore m8
>>221798858A braver man might dare, but not I I say, not I
>>221798685Trolling and lying about what?
>>221798894not allowed to do that anymore outlawed in the 1800s
get the biomass photographed
>>221798879the rare asian foid
>>221798847Incredibly bizarre footwear on this bint, like a handbag for each foot
>>221798908>>221798912pisstake
The amount of heat involved is enormous. Humanity adds the equivalent of many hundreds of thousands of Hiroshima bombs of heat to the climate system per day
Sir William H Brown
>>221798847fucking shawn michaels footwear
>>221798893All he can say is “well it’s not illegal is it!” Fucking freak honestly
anyone remember wh
>>221798945Well it's not, is it
>>221798944screm
>>221798936The fucked up thing is heat = energy and there are millions/billions of people who go without power every dayJust use the heat nigga init
So some incel is wandering round notts city center taking creep shots of women to post here?
NEW>>221798961>>221798961>>221798961
And what of our dear catbérgé?
>>221798879Im guessing people just have fake stuff right?
>>221798892Clocked him
>>221798893Hey leave him aloneWhat law is he breaking?
