HULL CITY edition
shaking my booty
oh no he took a photo of bints outside and now i am mad!
mad how I ask Google a question and it comes back with loads of irrelevant pointless shite, but I ask AI a question and it gives me the direct answer
Well it isn't illegal is it, so you haven't got a let to stand on
already planning teammmthink we'll do carol vorderman's arseholesniffinglicking
Good day for me men's mental 'elf todayPrepared some stuff for a chicken salad later and now sat reading a book in the garden with a bottled ale
sat like the incelephant's foot radiating lethal levels of virgin freakness
>creepshotsdon't think you know what this means
>>221799006Why's the ale bottled it?
Think I'll probably die before ever going to hull, which is a nice comfort
anyone remember cokelad
*looks over my shoulder to make sure nobodies looking**disobeys the law*
>>221799006this thread is the only witness to your boring life
>>221798984If it was an Indian or paki doing it you’d be having a meltdown. Be consistent freak
>>221799011kahteem
>>221799027you envy him
>>221799006right well you're not are you? you're posting here
why do you look like that?
sad that I'll never go to hull
Alright, which one of you was it then
>>221799011ktim slowly sinking through the floor like a big sweaty incelblob
he is a weird cunt to be fair
it looms :/
>>221799028Wish you'd have an aneurysm desu
>>221798999>think we'll do carol vorderman's arseholewhat about her big fat tits? I call her the UK Susan Sarandon
>>221798961big up hull royallowest rated hospital in the entire country
>>221799000Fuck wales
nottingham, the only city in england where even the whites are biomass
According to /tv/ she's a washed up hag... she's fit imo
>>221799081why
*takes a picture of the creepshot freak and posts it on my anonymous mates website*
>>221799064There are some good pubs in the Old Town, and people are pretty friendly. The stadium isn't that interesting as it's just one of a type that were popular in the late 90s and early 00s, like at Wigan, Bolton, etc.
Right lads, it's an emergency: I've been diagnosed with wankeritis and can't stop wanking or else I'll dieName the fittest porn star of all time
Quite jealous of the BBQ I can smell wafting over the fence from two houses up. No sausages for me I'm basically a Victorian pauper
All creepshot takers are black or brown, either physically or spiritually
ziedy just isnt the same poster anymorehis posts insist upon themselves
>>221799111they're screencaps from a walk video
You say climate change, l say chemtrail conspiracy
>>221799104she's fitgood bodyface is a bit strange looking tho
>>221799117Nikki Jayne
>>221799117never mind porn stars get yourself down to the hospital lad there will be plenty of fit birds there you can wank to
>>221799104don't know who that is but i want my face in her arse
>>221799117Felix foxx
>>221799093Big mistake pal
>>221799141I said FITTEST can't you read my LIFE is on the line
>>221799133the japanese, the spiritually whitest of people, are known for it though
>>221799117paige turnah
so many cuties out today
>>221799131smelt some chicken being cooked and it made me lick my lips
>>221799079>>221799114now you are just ritual posting pictures of childrenplease seek professional help for your ocd it is destroying your life
>>221799117remy lacroix
>>221799117some random camgirl I found 10 reccomended videos in that I've forgotten the name of
>>221799104according to me I would eat he arsehole clean
Thinking of growing one of those spiffy moustaches. Thoughts?
>>221799117
>>221799167he's a top shagger mate he's just doing this because there's nothing to do outside oh btw black men like him are having so much fun outside
>>221799135i already posted the full photo from the one you accused me of taking from a video you spastic
>>221799182Are you a method actor?
>>221799147millie bonnie bongiovi
watching Super Mario 64 speedruns and it's utter torture what they put themselves throughnone of them can beat the king of all speedruns so they just play the first 30 minutes of the game day in day out for hours on end on repeat over and over
>>221799182Are you handsome? If so go for it. If not no
>>221799141The most average straight down the middle perfect 5 woman you've ever laid eyes on in your life
>>221799027simple jack looking fucker
>>221799168remember when she was asked about how she has such a big arse and she said it's from eating burritos
One of the oldest structures in the United States, erected in 1638 AD
so this is rorke
>>221799199Yes, I am a classically trained Actor.
>heh could sure use some of that 'global warming' leftypol is always banging on aboutrorke last winter
>>221799220The colloquial poo shack
>>221799163i smiled at some
>>221799206And thats how you like to spend your time is it mate
>>221799226you are diseased
Drinking a hot coffeeI hear it helps cool you down in the heat
>>221797063Apparently it's cooler in the Ethiopian capital than it is where I am, Jeff. Madness.
Often think I'd like to go back to uni and get a degree to feel accomplished, but then I think about what I actually want to study and what I hope to do afterwards and I inevitably end up thinking about how fast I'd need to be driving to guarantee a quick death if I deliberately hit a wall instead
>>221799236misspelled colonial
>>221799240well now you know it doesn't actually do that you retard
algo knows im in a tfw no gf mood so is just showing me homely good looking women everywhere
>>221799194timid freak
>>221799238I just got in from outside where I soaked up the vitamin D like a shagger. I deserve to be virginous once in a while
>>221799242That's because you're in it
>>221799220there's a church about a 20 minute's drive from me that is a few centuries older than that
>>221799230Thats not a method actor then is it
Love snickers and mars bars meSomething about the texture
>>221799253It doesI'm nice and cool sipping my coffee
Rorke... Rorke won.
>>221799256that is an oxymoron
>>221799258the chad take photos of women in public vs the virgin ogle at them and whine about it being weird
>>221799266ziedy has been alerted
right well I'm going outside again to go to a different park this time
>>221799237based
>>221799274rorke wylin
Yahweh be like "and I'll give this baby IBS! And this one blindness! And this one will die in the womb! And this one gets bone cancer!"And then like 60% of the world's population kneels down to worship this entity and claim it is the source of all good.Humanity is unsalvageably retarded.
The spogboffins are in
>>221799262Nobody cares. Such simple structures represent the origins of the most powerful nation on Earth. That an older or grander structure is more proximate to you is irrelevant to the story that the CA Nothnagle Log House tells. In all honesty, I think you need to grow up.
mad how I've never sweated so much from my armpits and breasts (male) until today. I've never been so fat before in my life and there's nothing that can be done about that, nothing at all
>>221799274Screaming
rorke derived with respect to black pussy = infinity
went to the park and it full of girls in thongs bet they thought i was perving on them but i was just out sipping on my beer
>>221799298seek help for your ocdyou don't have to live like this
black men of Britain.we walked England before the English.we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk.we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk.we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk.we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk, we walk.
>>221799317gp
>>221799308https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi
>>221799298*yawns so loudly in your face that mbongo in paris perks his ears up*
setting a bad example
>>221799298Mouse cant comprehend a human and you cant comprehend God x
>>221799307cosmo scramer
>>221799274meh
>>221799220*oldest CRAKKKER building in the US The Pueblo, Mayans, Aztecs, Incans built buildings thousands of years older than that hut.Go educate your racist ass.
>>221799298you kill 1/3 of all babies
>>221799329Cos god don't exist xxx
>>221799347Proof?
>>221799302listened and learned
>>221799274Ahh yes Rorke is doing Israel's work, for free no less.
sitting on the park bench staring at scantly dressed women until they feel uncomfortable and go home
need to have an activeee mindset this summeri've spent too long being passiveee
>>221799354There isn't any xxxx
I'm growing out the tactical goatee
https://youtu.be/1pf2xAtQUjM
he's spending this lovely day ban evading and talking about black men
>>221799369Accept your concession
>>221799354
>>221799316>>221799326>>221799329>>221799335Clearly that one rattled the God bothered and yet not one of them could counter the claim
Mental how fucking fit they are
>>221799360Aura, big mood
>Cos god don't exist xxx
>>221799367no gymarm fatscraggly mopban on birdsfoldsincel tunescold monstersweaty vibeslim wordssingle bedyappy mumpassiveee
>>221799298Interesting post>>221799329Evidence of God?
>>221799182basicallly this >>221799214Unless you're literally a 8.5+/10, moustaches look fucking retarded
just saw something on Reddit where someone said "x is y" and another person said "x is not y because of z" but then the first person said "that is incorrect, x is y" and then a third person came in to say "I can confirm that x is not y" and then a fourth person came in to say "x is definitely y"in summary I think the human race is retarded
got the uk dashcams on
>>221799398they really are
>>221798961I really feel bad for the British guy who is gonna spend 2 weeks with my sister imagine flying someone out to Manchester because you think women in the UK are grim. I think its even more retarded a guy flew a girl to Scotland form Brazil just so he could date her
activeee
>>221799420fucking sexoooo
>>221799393you are destroying the only life you have to repeat the same non argument on 4chan every single day please im begging you to seek professional help
>>221799355Thanks for your honesty, buddy. Tell you what, crack open a cool can of IPA and enjoy the rest of your Bank Holiday. We're all adults here
too hot n my smelly childhood bedroom lads
Dogbergs are panting, gave them ice cubes and got the fan out
>>221799393why would anyone bother
>>221799418Exception is if youre 50 or 60 year old with a massive walrus moustache
Mad how it only costs tuppence to feed the birds even in this day and age of unchecked inflation and profiteering
scream
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>>221799429built
british special forces agent cammy white
*suddenly starts smelling a powerful whiff of poo, because >>221799444 opened his window*
>>221799460bro went flying
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Leftypol: Rorke, you can't SERIOUSLY still be thinking of voting Reform. Not with everything going on *waves arms around*Rorke: Well I was actually thinking of voting for Great Yarmouth First.Leftypol: Errr, you're not even FROM Great Yarmouth..Rorke: Oh, now you want to police who can vote and where?Leftypol: Well.. no.. I didn't mean it like tha-Rorke: Anyway, she's from Great Yarmouth *points to 24 year old woman* and we're moving in togetherLeftypol: *spits his drink out**24 year old woman snuggles up to Rorke as he takes a sip from his pint of cider*
>>221799409>Evidence of God?https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221702826/#221703237
>>221799468sex with fictional cartoon women
>>221799426Your sister has obviously said shes going to let him destroy all 3 holes and all kinds a filth to get him to do that. Sure they'll have lots of fun
>Clearly that one rattled the God bothered and yet not one of them could counter the claim
prove god existsprove god doesn't existprove god existsprove god doesn't existrepeat this multiple times a day every day forever
up the magpies
>>221779686time well spent
hate seeing shit where disabled people are treated like cute puppies to say "awwww" at
>>221799409>Evidence of GodAll around us mate x open your heart to him
>>221799506what a depressing post trapped in a mind prison of his own making for no reason
>>221799516disabled people are grim so I dont think this happens
>Former SNP chief executive Peter Murrell’s £400,000 embezzlement was ‘betrayal’, Swinney says
lovely day lads
>>221799516it good to have empathy for the less fortunate
I went to my uni graduation just so mum and dad could take pictures too, did the ceremony and then just left
bike still hasn't sold. now I'm realising what people mean when they talk about Starmer stifling the economy
made my excursion to the shop for an energy drink and now hiding in the dark once more
*Arnold Schwarznigger voice*IT'S NOT A TUMOR
>>221799538luv ebonies x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUAFEgXVQhEcracks me up every time
>>221799538Vgh the vinyards of yorkshire
>>221799546infantilisation isn't empathy though
>>221799530British politics is so tinpot. At least in America that Somalian woman is scamming for hundreds of millions.
>>221799552was the zester on the tills wearing short shorts?
much prefer coffee to kidney stone drinks like monster
>>221799567it your cynical interpretation of expressions of good will
i submit my soul to ALLAH
A spastic, a priest and a wheelchair man are in an airplane...
>>221799491No she told me >This guy is bringing me the UK >I never left the country before >Look how handsome he looks >He is gonna bring me to a Manchester game >He also said I can stay at his house >Also look how handsome he is He is a former Rugby player who drinks and is unemployed
>>221799493one of the central questions of the western intellectual tradition but i'm sure the neets on /brit/ who haven't read a book since harry potter will solve it
>>221799569>that Somalian woman
>>221799584>hello i have the normal socially acceptable opinions of the middle classes *smug grin* *student audience claps*
Epic fart shuts up wife
>>221799601Mental illness of the severe variety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwT6j5zgCzo
>>221799586went paki shop
/slap Rorke
rorkebot activated
>>221799601you need to be committed into a mental institution
>ære you fucking nuts?[CRASH]>shit>aeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoaoaoeoe
>>221799487Not evidence of God is it.>>221799521If I open my heart to Santa Claus, does that mean Santa exists?
Do you know what it's like being a disfigured shut in with unbearable chronic pain?Yeah, well that's my life. Fucking GRIM.
brib stands behind the Notts County men as they wage their biggest battle for the integrity of the game
>Number of air conditioned UK homes doubles to more than 4m in three years
>>221799681you don't have to live like this
>>221799620Maybe he just doesn't like leaders who are cunts to ordinary people. Maybe he wants leaders who are a bit more humane.
>>221799698me as one of the 4m
might do a new thing where when I see a fit bird I say something like "corr would love to take her to Eastbourne"
You know I never see British boomers or British Gen x throwing tantrums only the American ones do. I dare you to try and politely disagree with an American boomer or Gen x
>>221799724Erm...
>>221799698if you experienced the summer of 2022 and didn't immediately buy air conditioning you are simply not keyed in
Sir JoshuaWhite29wasfatallystabbedinHackneyon26April2019afterbeingpursuedthroughth-ezgif.com-mute-video 2.mp4
Not a chance, sonny boy
rorke's grandahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9PG1CvnIA
>>221799697yeah?
crazy how the US didn't expel all muslims after 9/11crazy how the UK didn't expel all muslims after they beheaded that soldier in the streets
>>221799698got a ducted system installed in 2023reckon it must cost 10-20x more to get that same system installed this yearoh well. most people are cattle, asleep at the wheel
anyone else turned themselves into a complete spastic through abusing alcohol despite once being quite well adjusted?
every single last cell of biomass gone from these isles
when u do a poo and it's like a black man's willy coming out of your arse
>>221799775Hello, are you me from ten years in the future
>>221799759'itler made it politically impossible
>>221799775yeah i'm stupid as fuck now
>>221799775Yes but mostly hard drugs rather than alcohol but yeah also alcohol
scotland > england
MAGPIES!
>>221799775kek this is me lad
>>221799802alri idi amin
Where's mousey?? :/
>>221799802Wales >>>>>>>> Ireland >>>> Scotland >England
>>221799802it not a competition x
>>221799775yeah just a young lad of 34 but noticed my memory is going. sometimes can't even remember simple words. definitely blame boozeberg
Ive got one of those portable aircon units where you pop the hose out of the windowit works and it was only like £300only does one room but as I live in one room it's fine for me
You lot would've loved Poleaboo and Diego Spaino not so much. He was a humourless mong. You would not have loved nor even accepted him
whats that tranny called that shagged the pumpkin
Is 29 too late to kill myself?
>>221799827Seriously considering one of these for myself but struggling to pull the trigger on it
>>221799804why aren't you in the /sp/ thread lad
>as I live in one roomYou can say smelly childhood bedroom here, it's fine
>>221799819Guantanamo Bay
>>221799838albert
>>221799827same they're loud though can either choose being cool or watchnig tele can't do both
You shoe I will make you wear a shoe....
>>221799838You're going to have to be more specific
Sven-Göran Eriksson has died.
>>221799840remember the yellow vests
>>221799840never kill yourself
suncream leaving me feeling greasy
Mousey = GolumSpaino = FrodoEW = Sam
>>221799775yeah im so hungover and tired today that i can't even go outside to enjoy that suncan't keep doing this to myself
>>221799871ffffffffffffaaack it real
Pooey smell coming from rorke's bedroom :/
>>221799775im getting there
fuck skeevers i just shat myself
>>221799775on that road now but seeking to substitute it with weed edibles instead so I don't cause physical harm to myself at least
With climate change we need to retrofit all british homes and businesses to have aircon desu
>>221799880mine had a slight yellow tinge to it hope it still works
>>221799849It's in the living room because that's where my parrot lives. Have to make sure he's not too hot>>221799844They're decent but as >>221799858 said they're loud. Not an issue for me as I don't watch the telly though
>>221799882me = the black hobbit from rings of power
>>221799775KAHTEEM! KAHTEEEEM!!!
sweaty
>>221799871>2024i don't remember thisi remember him being sick but don't remember him dying
Id visit London because I feel like its kind of like NYC in the way that people basically make it seem worse than it is. I have a hard time believing London has NYC level crackheads
>>221799911Think this would be the problem, gf moans when I've got the dehumidifier on in a different room so think she'd complain too much to make air con worth the hassle.
>>221799880better greasy than dry, red and burned to fuck
was out earlier and so many fucking fit girls with swamp arse
>>221799921love are flo feel like she's got a busted fanny tho
Spaino reminds me of that character on Only Fools and Horses. Dave's mate
https://voca.ro/1aOooa1rJNZK
>>221799933>she'd complain too much to make air con worth the hassle.more than she'd complain about the heat?
>>221799724"do you want a kiss with that? "
>>221799941cheeky del?
>>221799907can't do that though because money's all gone to support bames
>>221799928yeah he had cancer and managed half a liverpool friendly match or something because he always wanted to manage them
>>221799931london's crackheads are nowhere near even the tamest crackheads on the nyc subyway lmaobut don't come here, it's all browns now anyway
AWOOOOGAAWOOOOGAfit girl detectedHUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA
should MPs be banned from drinking in the House of Commons bar during work hours?
>>221799953Probably she's autistic about noises whereas I'm autistic about smells
>>221799931it’s much nicer than nyc
>>221799944very full irish r1b
>>221799971No
>>221799933Punt her in the temple with steel toed boots
remember, short controlled bursts
I drink around 2/3 a bottle of spirits per session but only drink once a month or so
melting like that bhuddist fella that set fire to himself
>>221799971They should only be allowed to drink on the days I am
OPPRESS THE WELSH
>>221799995Right you are sir*rips off a smart salute and marches out towards the steel toe boot repository*
shouldnt MPs be banned from the house of commons
by the way, don't buy aircon today. big airconberg knows a lot of people will shop for it on days like today and boost the prices accordingly
>>221800003eminem at it again I see
one day of the year every MP should get absolutely blitzed in the bar and then they all gather to vote one law in just to spice this country up
>>221800016Not sure
Concerned I've got a burgeoning wasp nest in the loft. Seen a couple in the region lately but haven't done a full sweep because it's one billion degrees kelvin up there
>>221800010meddle in their affairs!
>>221800043get the wasp nest removers in rorke
>>221800036The fit girls law: no munters allowed outside on the 26th May
>>221800067Steal their wimmins
>>221800072Don't tell me what to do you despicable runt
Legalise anabolic steroids
the looming is going to be bad today. have to be in the office tomorrow and no fucking way i'll be sleeping in this heat
Not a cloud in the sky
>>221800091Basically are legal for personal use
>>221800091basically already are if you're buying
British childhood friend used to call things munted always found that hilarious
NEW>>221800099>>221800099>>221800099
Turned away from the pink pony club because my ID was obviously fake and I'm a straight white male (they called me a cis heteronormie)
>>221799966I remember when my uncle went to the UK to visit a friend and he said he was shocked that people took chavs and road men seriously. He just told a chav who was pressing him that he was gonna open a can of whoop ass on him
>>221800094its already begun for me :(
>>221800088I'll let them know to initiate phase 2 then, "operation sting rorke's arse"
>>221799775>>221799775Actually no. My mind is still sharp though other things like my motivation and desire for things have left. Age, illness and booze.
