HULL FOOTBALL CLUB edition
girls just walking outside covering nothing but nipples, arsehole and pussy
That time already is it haha where's the new then oh it's here haha
>I remember when my uncle went to the UK to visit a friend and he said he was shocked that people took chavs and road men seriously. He just told a chav who was pressing him that he was gonna open a can of whoop ass on himfucking scream
Do you remember your worst ever poo?
>>221800134americans simply love to make up stories like this
just been newed
enjoying an american style chocolate chip biscuitx
Sticking a blown up balloon around my cock and running to show mum
Hull is full of baddies
>>221800144done some excruciating ones back in the summer of 2018 in my peak alkie days
>>221800148Israeli dual citizen
>>221800148wish I had face-morphing abilities like this
>>221800124this is why women get raped
haven't been to London in near 10 years
>>221800144did my biggest on a campsite in holland
>>221800148literally looks like a pixar movie character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M5oQ4TRIPQ
might apply to be a janniehttps://4chan.org/janitorapp
10.28 mile strooolll done love a stroll me especially on such a lovely day
Overheard an exchange once from my student hovel in Southampton where some diversitylad was trying to mug a drunk student who just turned him away by being like>Nope not me mate, try someone else, can't be fucked with it Which seemed to work pretty well. Always figured I might give that a go if the situation ever arose but more likely I'd just piss myself and hand over my phone
banished to phoneposting cos my incel den is like the inside of a volcano
>>221800124its acutally insane some of them walk around in like tiniest thong bikinis through centre of london
hate AI me
>>221800202hello
>>221800198bit hot for that malarkey. was out at 5.30 this morning riding my bike, got back just in time because i could feel myself roasting alive
guys if you are with nationwide they are going to be giving us £100 for free on June 10th :D
>>221800144yeh it scraped the walls of my arse hard enough to burst a hemorrhoid and i shat so much blood i couldn't stand up without getting dizzy
mad how hot it is out there, mad how cool I have it in here
>>221800196put off by how jannies aren't rogues. I'm a mercenary in life so I must be allowed to go rogue when I want
>>221800214good lad, everyone with a soul does after all
christ is king
>>221800128predator did it first
>>221800191Love powerslap me
>>221800145unbeelievable xD
>>221800144Shat myself from food poisoning at a hostel in Cambodia. Had made it to the toilet but the two cubicles were occupied and knew there was no chance I'd make it upstairs to the other toilet, so I started throwing up in the sink and the force of that squeezed a blob of liquid shit out. Fell right through my boxers and onto the floor. There were some wet wipes left in there so I cleaned it up and then ran into the cubicle when it opened. Heard the two obviously English lads talking as I blasted that toilet into oblivion >Did that guy just shit himself out here?>Yeah
You guys ever do this in a argument
>towns called mansfield>women live there toodont get it
>>221800200Genuinely does work, they almost seem to respect your ability to identify the con
>>221800221hi how goes it
>>221800223It was very hot but a lot of it was wooded and not as hot up here its 24 degrees
cycle wanker loves his peddling about
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1779717763274344.webm
>>221800244
wish I was one of these kurt caz (before he turned into a faggot) travel vlogger types. Just go to some random country film yourself just strolling about doing normal shit, all the local women are into you because you’re in the third world, whack it on YouTube and make millions
>>221800269you were never ensouled and you shouldnt have fingers
>>221800148the sketches she does where she's a mum or a teacher make me horny
what is his end game
>>221800277eddie hearn, now that's a man who loves peddling a bout
>>221800272not bad hbu
>>221800292Not a big fan of this. R council estates really are something else
>>221800176noooooooo
In the bath me
>>221800293scum need to fuck off back to england
tub of ice cream about to be annihilated
need notts county promoted so they can enjoy hosting leicester city next year
>>221800292Just banter x
>>221800292don't know what to make of this really
Sir Roberto De Zerbi
>>221800144was in a weird phase and used to hold my poo in as long as possible remember doing this one that honestly felt like a rock scraping my hole coming out, even reached around to try to pull it a bit to force it out after the agony and i got it moving then an actual torrent of shit came out of my arse at full force was sitting there after smelling like an indian nearly sobbing with shit over my hands and arm
>>221800148sex
Fucking sweating my bollocks off
This heat isn't bothering me, I've got all the windows and blinds closed and it's 28C in my flat, feels fine. Maybe I'm turning into a jeet.
Yo, Anglo...
>>221800359
>>221800311most footballers have a breeding sow at home and then just shag escorts / whoever they like off instagram. The wives know but turn a blind eye as it permits them to live a lavish lifestyle. No point ruining a good thing.
>>221800311Needs a bimbofied slag gf rather than his childhood sweetheart
can't be more than 20c in my house, lushx
>>221800349kino
>>221800148far too expressive, needs botox PRONTO
>>221800359But it’s not though. He’s tall, handsome, famous and a multi millionaire playing at one of the biggest clubs in the world. It’s not the best he can do at all
>>221800381maori joe rogan
salford shitty vs notts GODty
American.
>>221800359best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies
>>221800326Ironically first vid is in Ireland and this one is in Scotland
>>221800381
Sheffield Wednesday vs Sheffield Thursday
notts county vs notts country
>>221800412I am full English R1b.
>>221800412scremm
>>221800429Ii look like this
beautiful weather out on a bank holiday and what is ziedbelg doingposting his cuck gimmick on 4chan :(
das me
All I've done is wank all weekend. Not even been out
>>221800429XD
>>221800393Except she could just divorce him and have her cake and eat it too
>>221800438sweat screaming
>>221800465lol thi si sme and putitng off work
I am full English H1b
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>>221800427Yeah but they're both England really and they know it
>>221800475yeah well she clearly is having her cake isn't she
>>221800427west england and north england
Why are the lower classes like this?
Yo, I am the owner of a compqny and the worker is asking about me...
>>221800465same but loads of drinking too
>>221800475then shes just some random women with some cash instead of a famous footballers wife. you’ve not got a clue how the world works have you
>>221800148she's fit, her arse is really big now if you watch her latest video on instagram
>>221800520thank you steven aka "nonregemesse" on x formerly known as twitter
>>221800438roar
>>221800465canny even wank to the sissy porn because its too warm and i start sweating
>>221800493>>221800514Ive seen both with sound
>>221800438When I saw the picture first impression was English then American because of the eye.
everyone say "good morning Glenda"
>>221800549why do you wank to sissy porn
Why are the Irish like this?Spiritually brown
>>221800561morning lassx
>>221800537what's her name i'd like to wank now please
>>221800520someone tarq that fool
>>221800124I unironically witnessed a girl walking around one December with no top on but present ribbons covering her nipples. Outrageous.
>>221800537don't have instapost it
Oof
poo niggering
>>221800520Leftypol seething
just been graped
>>221800520>>221800566yeah we don't really need to see your twitter feed x
revelling in my grotesque oafishness
>>221800561hello Glenda :)
kek rorke
just added twitter screenshots to the semantic filter x
can't even take your shirt off when it's boiling in this wokealist country no more
>>221800554Yeah not disputing that I'm saying that Ireland and Scotland are both England even if they pretend they aren't
>>221800616scr
>>221800576>>221800586monica_geldart
>>221800566Here it is for americans in 2026. 9/11 is alien to your average American these days
>>221800618how
>>221800603kayteeeyeemm
>>221800625Best add some sugar to those beans or you're a woke fairy
>>221800638how what? x
>>221800566>>221800635in the running for most dogshit set of posts ever made on /brit/
>>221800660how do you filter semantically
>>221800566>>221800635>>221800646in the running for most dogshit set of posts ever made on /brit/
>>221800292The rogue fingerer from that one sleepycast episode of the same name.
I like putting bbq sauce in my beans
>>221800646howling
genuinely unfathomable that people would eat heinz beans when branston existin heinz defence thougheverbeit, their mayonnaise is vastly superior to hellmanns utter shit
I like putting bbq sauce on my titties
>>2218006714chan-Turbo has semantic filtering powered by an LLM x
Today is my last day of toil and I refused to purchase alcoholI feel like that's an achievement
Why do women cover themselves in make-up and wear silly heels that stop you from being able to run away from a predator?
>1.jpg>2.jpgthe pointless self harm ocd ritual as if were
>>221800693piss easy to make your own mayo that nogs it
>>221800699a little laotian man?
feel like she could make some good jois
scenes next season when Leicester City lose at home to Notts County
legit where can i find some backwater pub with slutty women like >>221800326surely i could mog those old gits
>>221800718large language model like chat gpt x
filterwanker loves his safe space
>>221800734very expressive
>>221800734most people don't think like that mate
porn freaks should be sent to camps
>>221800734Oh mate will you give it a fucking rest with the spam?
>>221800326SOVL
>>221800704Looking like prey is mating strategy
>>221800771
don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right*falls through bar*
camping with year 10 girls
>>221800699>4chan-Turbodid you just make this up
When I was 18 I could eat a Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle, pizza, kebab all on the same day and my body wouldn't complain an iota.Now I'm hitting 30 and I have to limit myself to no more than either one coffee or 1/3rd of a tin of beans because if I do both I'll be shitting myself to death the next day
Been seeing a lot of wmif couples lately
>>221800813this was britain before it went woke
>>221800734fuck you're right
>>221800789Why are they fighting
>>221800825
>>221800828what could be the reason for this
>>221800825ktimi had a bombay bad boy yesterday and had heartburn after
Why is life so difficult every moment with no respite?
screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hkold banter, this
sorry but women aren't funnyI'll go as far as to say they are evil
Need to get a fat and ugly girlfriend to help me get out of my shell
>>221800825I hate being an unc ;_;
just turned the heating on
»-(¯`v´¯)-»AWESOME eBayer»-(•)-»COME BACK ANYTIME»-(¯`v´¯)-»
had to come home to have a wank. saw too many half naked women :/
>>221800886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ou0fSPZax4
eating so many "All-Butter Mini Chocolate Chip Shortbreads" that something bad may happen
>>221800905A++++++
>>221800913Rorke won't like this.
>>221800886>umist
>>221800887lots of women aren't funny bot they do exist and i know because i've seen them and they made me laugh x
>>221800887Yes they are but men more so. Men can be so much more evil
>>221800913i dont like thist.rorke
breaking out the chatgpt again are we
Given that Labour has already implemented apartheid against trans people, what realistically can Reform or Restore do to make life even worse for trans people?
Just had an excellent shave. No reason to be a scruffy, unkempt BUM. Leave the disgusting beards to the muslims. White men are clean shaven. Always.
I have prodigal intake of antacids to counteract the pain I feel when I eat or drink anything delicious
leftypol (me) cooling off with a cold showerRorke (you) throwing down tinnies all day
>>221800825i'm convinced people like you have some undiagnosed digestive disorderhave never experienced something like this with any food or drink in my life
>>221800877the buddha speaks of this
>>221800913Where are all the Israeli flags?
>>221800956don't knowbut i look forward to it
>>221800953ChatGPT, give me some per capita arguments
another goal to Notts County, the integrity of Sky Bet League One is preserved for another season at least
the heat is activating the mould spores
seriously though, why are their knobs so big?
gone woke and sucking a mint drink
drinkign alone and running the model trains again
>>221800956designate them as non-human freaks they are and make them poo in the streets
get the cuties posted
>>221800960antacid makes things worse in the long run
>>221800996based
>>221801008
love that scene in the sopranos where they order the hit on johnny sack from this fucked up inbred family
>>221800966Buddha means toilet in romanian
ran out before something bad could happen
>>221800962they've eaten shit their entire life and now are wondering why they've got IBSnobody with a normal diet of fruit vegetables grains and meat has these problems
>>221801030pit sex
just spent some time looking at /pol/ for the first time in years and fuck that place has gone down the tubes, swear it never used to be that bad
gargamyballs
Reminder that Keir Starmer, while supposedly not a Jew himself, married a Jewess and that his children speak Hebrew at home.He also bought his eldest son a penthouse in central London because supposedly that would help him with his studies and grades o algo.
>>221801049wrong
>>221801057would absolutely demolish her cunt with my 4 inch cock
>>221801062the scrandemic spreads
pineapplepantheress
>>221801057imagine how sweaty her arse is right now
very tired today
>>221801057scranning rubes muff in the bluebells
Why does 4chan hate Jews so much? I don't care if someone is Jewish. What I care about is their behaviour as an individual. The idea that all Jews behave the same way is obviously false.
>>221801062scrantavirus
>>221801057love are rubes. would walk romantically hand in hand through those bluebell woods with her
>>221801057need her slagified
>>221801057Awww what a beautiful little girl,little lass what are you doing alone in the woods
could he not have got something cheaper?
>>221801008'
>>221801062 wahey ritual complete bet that feels good dont it x
>>221801057she'd get all 4 and a half inches
>>221801057why do females photograph themselves in nature when they've done nothing to develop or maintain it? how much environmental damage has their cosmetics industry caused?
>>221801112>What I care about is their behaviour as an individualstfu boomer
>>221801071And Rupert's son has married a Jewish North African. No escaping it.
>>221800996It’s my hobby Janice why you gotta belittle it?
>>221801047A smurf in gaming terms is a high skill / high rank / high level player, who creates a fresh low level account specifically for the purposes of wiping the floor with new / low skill players.Personally don't see the fun in going after newfags who are still learning the basics rather than going against your equals
Tea or something stronger?
>>221801137>waheedmario when he does a long jump
am umchimp
>>221801127
direct flights from cardiff to toronto now
>>221801161that hobby will get you killed. you mark my words!
you never see a female doing the gardens in the park do you? I've often wondered this
>>221801152ktim
>>221801112you have autism and can only see things in a very black and white way
>>221801104best aircraft of ALL time and it's not particularly close
>>221801152"why i never" ahh pineapple chimp
>>221801030pit meat on that
>>221801173ariel pink
whatever happened to ruby granger
>>221801112When someone says "white people" it could mean rorke, leftypol, deano, a tarq, a chav... these categories don't exist in the jewish people. they are a unified ethnicity with a singular essence. that explains their success.
>>221801173looks like a crossdresser
Please do no go to Toronto for the World Cup. Please do not take the GO Train, especially the Lakeshore West line. Thank you.
Reform and Restore should merge into a single Israel First party
argos must be making a mint with this weather
might buy thisany of you lads played it before and think it's good?
come visit me in toronto
>>221801191Is that you turned female with 10 filters and ai?
>>221801131ominous post
>>221801248no that's ruby granger
>>221800913Leftypol nodding smugly in his parents house
bih gone reach 1m subs soon
>>221801197i like trijets with the cheeky engine in the tail
>>221801049that's the thing my diet has been shit my entire life and i still don't have this problem don't know where people get the idea that violently pissing shit water out your arse is a normal consequence of eating some muck as a 30 year old
mad that the hardy boys are still wrestling
>>221801016Don't care
>>221801233looks shiteget the proper train/plane sim games downloaded (msfs, train sim world)
>>2218012771m subs me licking her out special
just had one of those ben and jerrys ice cream sandwiches and they're lush
>>221801233No but it looks good I’m going to pirate it now
>>221801191Might wank to this
>>221801277>wearing subfusc in her profile pichow many years ago did she graduategrow up girlie!
>>221801159Really?
>>221801264She looks kinda like her
>>221801277is she going to shag he millionth sub?
>>221801283yeah mate i used to drink until 4am get up the next day and go to work but somehow i can do that any more! same with fucking food. you can literally eat burgers and drink beer every day as a 20 year old but eventually everything becomes difficult
>>221801284Mad that most people who are fans of them don't realize it's a reference to a children's book series
mad how mental that is. insane
mad how big my penis is
>>221801280>tfw you will never die horribly in a high profile 1980s DC10 crash
>>221801359crazy even
>>221801323Half English. Surname Mezran
saw a fittie today but couldn't work out what flavour she was
>>221801391describe
got matrix revelations on on prime
>>221801340you have ibs or something matethe only time i have this problem from eating food is if it's food poisoning from something rotten or undercooked
>>221801277800K of those are indian men
the saving of the zingers
sick to FUCKING DEATH of these cia mkultra mossad torture captchas'member when all you had to do was select all the squares that had a little brown fella on a moped?
lads I can't stomach a bunch of wog foods anymore it's like it has poo in it
some weird foreigner is going to make a porn-brained new
>>221801373State of that hairline
Pack it up pack it inLet me beginI came to winBattle me That's a sin
>>221801430I 'member when you could select a legacy captcha that was just 3 numbers need botbergs out of business
>>221801277why her description sound like a lass sending a first message on a dating app that you will end up ignoring?
>>221801430those were harder than what we have nowstop using a paedo browser and you get a single easy question every time
>>221801434make it yersel
Squatting in the downstairs toilet as its the coldest room in the house
>>221801430that was worse they always faded away or didn’t work could hear mossad googlebergs laughing through the screen
>>221801472>>221801472>>221801472>>221801472
>>221801478>>221801478
>>221801415except i only ever get stomach problems if i eat shiton a normal diet i don't get the slightest aches or anything proving my point it's just getting older and not being able to tolerate giant pizzas and huge amounts of beer like you can when you're 20ibs has been proven to not be a real condition just what you get when you eat shit
told you
>>221801471kek
>>221801487i am 30 and i have eaten shit my entire life and have never had this problem no matter what i ateall i ate yesterday was multiple mcdonalds cheeseburgers and a big bar of white chocolate
Do you guys remember the movie "the ritual"?
